💬〡general-off-topic

[nimble niche]

2ks arent scary

[tall goblet]

no no

[dreamy lynx]

bye guys

[primal fern]

you're 2k but only 23 games

[odd falcon]

whats your royale elo

[harsh wagon]

But 600s are scary

[tall goblet]

no yone saw it

[tall goblet]

he is a new comer

[odd falcon]

lol

[plain arrow]

I fear the 334 rated who gave a GM a hard time winning

[odd falcon]

if he loses his next tournament he gonna blame it on this

[primal fern]

people are expected to connect their account here if they want to be taken seriously

[harsh wagon]

336

[pastel phoenix]

Hi

[plain arrow]

Close enough

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[harsh wagon]

And the GM's Nakaru Hikamura

[plain arrow]

With queen odds

[hollow yacht]

who do y'all think the next mangus carlsen gonn be?

[pastel phoenix]

Chess in Ohio be like:

[harsh wagon]

RainbowSlam

[tall goblet]

r u admin?

[odd falcon]

cagnus marlsen

[pastel phoenix]

He’s not

[hollow yacht]

rainbow who?

[harsh wagon]

Look at the ss above ur msg

[tall goblet]

so y is he forcing to link acc

[plain arrow]

FullFischer

[primal fern]

fots

[harsh wagon]

?????

[modest swan]

Stockfish prefers 2 pieces for a queen than a minor piece for a rook trade wtf

[hollow yacht]

don't question stockfish

[tall goblet]

yea question magnus

cause he is better than stockfish

💀

[hollow yacht]

rainbow slam's still better

[plain arrow]

Man... I still got a long way to go until I hit 2k

[nimble niche]

its saying nc2 instead of rc2 if white plays qd2

it doesnt even want the bishop

[plain arrow]

From 1700 to 2k is a lot

[golden badge]

Winters be like

[tall goblet]

place?

[nimble niche]

tomorrows gonna reach 37

[upbeat viper]

hi chat

[golden badge]

A small himalayan city

[tall goblet]

name?

[golden badge]

I don't want to get doxxed so i aint telling

[tall goblet]

bruh in sikkim its snowfalling

[golden badge]

It's in himachal

[nimble niche]

here its 37 degrees

[tall goblet]

what?

[nimble niche]

min 22

[tall goblet]

wtf bruh sikkim isnt in himachal @golden badge r u high?

[golden badge]

The weather that I showed you

[tall goblet]

oh okay

[plain arrow]

Hi Bast

[nimble niche]

chess is for autists

[dreamy lynx]

@plain arrow are you an admin

[plain arrow]

Why'd you ask?

I look just like anyone else in the server

[dreamy lynx]

sv said you were

[plain arrow]

Huh?

[dreamy lynx]

whatever he’s probably like 10 years old he revealed my username and i dont want it to be public

[plain arrow]

Also, I thought you left the server?

[dreamy lynx]

and then said you told him to do it

[plain arrow]

Nah, he's lying

I don't even know him

[nimble niche]

chats full of 9 year olds again

[dreamy lynx]

i did but i want to see if i can get verification without revealing my username, and also he deleted the message so its fine

[plain arrow]

You can't really do that

But... I know a way

[dreamy lynx]

well im willing to reveal it privately in dms just dont want to link it

[nimble niche]

connect your lichess account

[plain arrow]

You can apply for an alt on chess.com and not play anything in your prep on your alt

Then connect your alt here instead of your main account

[dreamy lynx]

thats a lot of work

[nimble niche]

i play my englund against everything prep on my alt

[dreamy lynx]

but maybe ill do it later

[nimble niche]

i have ways to turn e4 into englund

[plain arrow]

That's the Scandinavian

[nimble niche]

no why would you play d5 in the englund

[dreamy lynx]

also @tall goblet you’re not 2100 your profile says your peak is 1457

stop the cap

[nimble niche]

have you used the internet before

[vague burrow]

no trusted = no opinion lil bro

[acoustic mason]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @dreamy lynx, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[delicate coral]

tosho the cap is back everyone

[dreamy lynx]

i dont want to link my main account i might link another in the future if i get a second account

[plain arrow]

How did it go?

[vague burrow]

who r u again

[plain arrow]

Did you beat that guy?

[vague burrow]

why u scared of ur elo

[primal fern]

@tall goblet when did you say you're 2100?

[plain arrow]

Or did you get whooped?

[delicate coral]

good player

[nimble niche]

let him believe

[dreamy lynx]

I dont want my account username to be publicly accessible, since people have gone to extreme depths to prep against me at my last tournament and its made me paranoid

[plain arrow]

I kinda wanna play someone here

[nimble niche]

imagine worrying about getting prepped

[ionic trench]

agree

[dreamy lynx]

I just dont want to share my username its not that deep

[ionic trench]

autists and nerds

[acoustic mason]

Just get better at openings then

[nimble niche]

prepping is for nerds

[dreamy lynx]

i’ll connect to chess.com if i make a non prep account

[dreamy lynx]

I agree thats why i dont want people to do it agaisnt me

[nimble niche]

if they prep you just call them a nerd

[delicate coral]

Tosho is a little rusty, he played back in the day

but hes still got it

[plain arrow]

Imagine spending all your time prepping against an opponent instead of bettering your techniques

[jade idol]

I too am back

[dreamy lynx]

I think prep makes you better at chess

[plain arrow]

Nihilus

[delicate coral]

yes

[dreamy lynx]

it makes you study specific lines

[vague burrow]

fair enough

[plain arrow]

Did you win?

[nimble niche]

imagine spendin all your time prepping me then seeing 2.Qh5

[delicate coral]

remember dragon sicillian theory no matter your elo, you will be better and better

[delicate coral]

he won

[jade idol]

I have. It was a hearty game.

[plain arrow]

Oh

[delicate coral]

i made a big weakness early on i doubled my pawns and he found a way to get it for free

the rest is history

[dreamy lynx]

Someone found a 6 year old lichess account i used when i was in middle school that i didnt even know still existed and also doesnt have my name attached to it, i genuinely have no clue how they found it

[nimble niche]

daily reminder only autists use full stops

[acoustic mason]

Interesting.

[plain arrow]

Any of you guys up for a game?

[dreamy lynx]

what time control

[plain arrow]

10+0

[jade idol]

Well no, I quite liked your sacrifice after that. Have I not found that bishop capture, this would have probably gone very differently

[dreamy lynx]

Nah i gotta go to bed

[jade idol]

I am up

[plain arrow]

But I can go as fast as 3+0

Aight

[jade idol]

I feel amazing right now

Let us play

[odd falcon]

why are people so afraid of getting doxxed
who is going after you

[delicate coral]

it was my only move i think

[odd falcon]

my zip code is 77388

🙄

[plain arrow]

My zip code is exactly 10000

[odd falcon]

nice

[primal fern]

reported

[jade idol]

Some do shine their brightest under pressure

[plain arrow]

@jade idol I sent a challenge

[verbal thunder]

anyone wanna play?

[jade idol]

Let's go then

[delicate coral]

i am better in classical chess i never blunder pieces there

not even pawns

i only lose in endgames but rarely

[vague burrow]

dont doxx me thats for sure I got guns in my house .

[odd falcon]

i dont wanna go in ur house guns or no

unless ur baking cookies

[vague burrow]

dsmn

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/insomnia-cookies-chocolate-chunk-cookies-cookies-box-of-cookies-dessert-gif-4208994516626644149

[odd falcon]

i need the address now

[vague burrow]

Kinmaul Dong No.1
Bipa Street
Moranbong District
Pyongyang
North Korea

[odd falcon]

idk thats a pricy uber

[vague burrow]

[echo kestrel]

Craziest (missed) tactic EVER by my opponent here

[maiden siren]

How

Oh shit if the pawn move💀

[vague burrow]

typical 400 elo player

[maiden siren]

Yes

[vague burrow]

nope

[maiden siren]

Teach me daddy

[primal fern]

quit it man talk normal whats ur rating

connect your account please

[verbal thunder]

my games dont even count man

[maiden siren]

Is that the rule

[verbal thunder]

theyre all under 30 moves

[odd falcon]

i spent so long looking at that position thinking you meant there's a tactic when the queen is on f4

[primal fern]

it is expected if you want to experience the server in it's entirety and unlock all features and to be taken seriously yes

[maiden siren]

Lazy

[primal fern]

what's ur username?

[maiden siren]

Why?

[grim edge]

there isn't a tactic right?

[odd falcon]

no it's when the queen is on h6 that there's a tactic

[primal fern]

i wanna challeng you

[odd falcon]

for white

[primal fern]

let;s play a blitz game

[maiden siren]

No I’m scared for real

That’s the excuse

[primal fern]

afraid of a 1900?

[grim edge]

oooh I tought for black and I couldn't understand

[odd falcon]

ya same

[maiden siren]

Yes yes

[honest drift]

I found the tactic

Gl finding it guys

[primal fern]

but you're 2.2k

[odd falcon]

XD

[maiden siren]

Doesn’t care about it

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> sussus has been banned please lock out. #💬〡general-off-topic message
https://www.chess.com/member/gojosixeye666

[odd falcon]

damn howd you find him

[primal fern]

message history.

yes

[grim edge]

I bet he will leave the server now

[honest drift]

Anyone found the move yet

[odd falcon]

qxh9

[grim edge]

.

[honest drift]

Not that hard to see as white but rlly hard to see as black

[odd falcon]

context clues

[grim edge]

I was replying to the message above

[primal fern]

@upbeat viper thank you ❤️

[odd falcon]

pls dont post that im allergic to 10th grade math

idk what im saying imma leave now

[eternal hatch]

Hello everybody

[vague burrow]

maybe he have appealed already bruh

[primal fern]

that's between him and mods

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[vague burrow]

skilled cheater

[grim edge]

yo wsg

[primal fern]

how's chess going

[grim edge]

very shit im 1000 rated

[plain arrow]

@jade idol gg

Stockfish hated every single idea I had

[primal fern]

bummer

[jade idol]

gg

[jade idol]

King's Indian games are like that

[grim edge]

whats ur fav subject tho

[jade idol]

Coding

Well, that was fun. I hope we can play again some other day

[plain arrow]

Likewise

[jade idol]

I have to say, playing against people here is quite an experience. You never know how strong your opponent is. We talk during the game

[grim edge]

how the broly movie hsouldve ended

[jade idol]

It's exhilarating

[grim edge]

wowie

[verbal thunder]

just had another 90 accuracy game

[plain arrow]

Agreed

[verbal thunder]

BUT IT DONT COUNT CUS IT WAS UNDER 30 MOVES

[jade idol]

Congratulations

[verbal thunder]

[verbal thunder]

doesnt count sadly

[jade idol]

Oh

Commiserations

[verbal thunder]

does ccstats still work?

[primal fern]

no

go to #🔗〡connect-account

sorry i meant #👾〡bot-guide

[verbal thunder]

oh ight

[vague burrow]

how fortnite goin

[grim edge]

shit too i placed 29th

[vague burrow]

sad

[grim edge]

very

[vague burrow]

hows life going

[grim edge]

less shit

[vague burrow]

hows your rap going

[grim edge]

atleast im not 29th

[vague burrow]

Lol

[grim edge]

thats personal

[jade idol]

You rap?

[neon parrot]

מה אתה???

[primal fern]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[grim edge]

absolutely not

[jade idol]

That's a shame. I'd love to see you make a name in the rap game. Especially that name specifically

[hasty trail]

A what now

[grim edge]

i get that

[jade idol]

A fellow Clash Royale enjoyer?

[grim edge]

yeah but im not that good only 5k

i used to like it but i quit

[jade idol]

Would be better than me

I am 4900, funnily enough

[odd falcon]

finally something im better than people at

[grim edge]

wow

[odd falcon]

i was like 6k
my lifes accomplishment

[jade idol]

What did it take?

[grim edge]

how much $$ spent

[odd falcon]

too much time wasted grinding in hs

i was f2p except for like $30

[jade idol]

I am completely free to play actually

[grim edge]

i was too except for like 200

[odd falcon]

damn bro

fun game but the p2w aspect killed the fun

[digital phoenix]

6k is so bad

[odd falcon]

ik

[jade idol]

Which how pay-to-win Clash Royale is, it's ironic how being free to play is somewhat of a status symbol

[digital phoenix]

for someone who spent money

[odd falcon]

6k was better back then but it was still bad

nah 30 is literally the same thing as 0 in cr

[jade idol]

Well aren't you a welcoming one

[odd falcon]

thats how they get youj

[coral quartz]

Is it still f2p if you paid like 30?

[digital phoenix]

its in my name

Anyway here’s something

[odd falcon]

30 isnt enough to improve your account in any meaningful way

[digital phoenix]

it definitely is

one pass royale would boost a lot

[odd falcon]

not if the account is years old

it does very little

[grim edge]

i used to run giant graveyard and miner poison

[digital phoenix]

one pass royale would help me a lot

[grim edge]

i js do challenges

trophy road exhausting fr

[odd falcon]

not as much as you think it would
it helps but only a little bit
and im comparing it to people that spent thousands

[digital phoenix]

i keep on getting harsstuck 8600

[odd falcon]

thats how it is in any p2w game ever
u are f2p if u dont spend over 1k

[digital phoenix]

bru

[grim edge]

i havent worked out in a while

[digital phoenix]

theres a huge diff in f2p and $30 so u cant compare both either

[grim edge]

chill bro he didnt spend it for the advantage he js bought emotes

trust

[digital phoenix]

id respect anyone who spent money on cr all for emotes

also can someone help me with stochiometry

[vale frost]

Thats simple though..

[jade idol]

.

[digital phoenix]

i hate it

[grim edge]

damn i thought good chess players were smart

[vale frost]

@digital phoenix wait you play mlbb?,wanna play a match

I was a top 9 supreme granger at my peak and top 1 senior bendetta

[grim edge]

wtf is this

[digital phoenix]

uh one i suck two im doing chem hw rn so cant

[digital phoenix]

i mean id still say im above average

[grim edge]

chem or physics choose one

[jade idol]

Not my best work, but this deck is coming to top ladder

[vale frost]

Bummer

[digital phoenix]

i take 3 science and one math

[digital phoenix]

lp abuser bro

[vale frost]

Thats why i chose to be a jungler role in the first place i carry

[vale frost]

U wouldnt get it

[jade idol]

I assure you that the Little Prince is well cared for, and put to good use

[grim edge]

little prince is so op

[grim edge]

nah i mean which do u prefer

[digital phoenix]

oh chem

physics easier but chem more interesting

[jade idol]

Indeed

[grim edge]

bad taste

[digital phoenix]

i wanna take medicine bro i have to like chem whether now or later

[grim edge]

why r u acting like its forced

[jade idol]

Well, I have to go wash the dishes

Farewell everyone, good luck with the Chemistry

Of all the little people who live in my phone, you bunch were quite fun to talk too

Toodles

[digital phoenix]

bye

oh yeah i have first futsal club session tmrw cant wait for that

[grim edge]

u play val?

[digital phoenix]

ya

[grim edge]

rank

[digital phoenix]

gold

[grim edge]

damn same

wyf

[digital phoenix]

malaysia

[grim edge]

whch server do u play on

[digital phoenix]

singapore

[grim edge]

oh alr wana queue tmrw or sum

[viral epoch]

Are you good at chess Las

[primal fern]

yes

[viral epoch]

You should go for cm one day fr

[digital phoenix]

uh not rlly free next few days i have chess tournament but u can drop user in my dm

[viral epoch]

Neurolink I'm coming for your rating

[grim edge]

alr

[digital phoenix]

i dont have enough fide tournaments to do that

[primal fern]

k

[digital phoenix]

also consistently i can only be like 1800 fide

[obsidian prawn]

hi

[viral epoch]

Well damn, maybe on vacation or something then

[viral epoch]

[obsidian prawn]

is this good

[primal fern]

@viral epoch what happend to ur username

[obsidian prawn]

ignore the last game

[digital phoenix]

ur playing 1800 lichess so no not really

[viral epoch]

I am the pieces that Niko blundered in his infamous game vs the head engineer in the Barrens

[primal fern]

what is ur username now?

[obsidian prawn]

nvm

[viral epoch]

Eli

[random drum]

@digital phoenix@digital phoenix@digital phoenixwanna play pieces odds

[digital phoenix]

no @random drum

[random drum]

how did u know

[digital phoenix]

i predicted something

[random drum]

NO WAY

[digital phoenix]

but also give me a while i have to finish up chem then i should be able to

[random drum]

U knew that I was going to ping u

I just sent my msg and u already pinged me saying no

NO WAY

there was a diff of only 1 second

[digital phoenix]

i sent it before u sent ur message yeah

[random drum]

how did u know?

[digital phoenix]

i can read minds

[random drum]

what did u predict btw?

[digital phoenix]

u asking something

[obsidian prawn]

Ivan Nepomniachtchi is so good how do i play like him man

[random drum]

Nice

[obsidian prawn]

i wanna get all the wins

[grim edge]

spell his name right

[obsidian prawn]

i did though

[random drum]

maybe I can try this and flag people

[digital phoenix]

lmao <1199

[digital phoenix]

ian

[obsidian prawn]

oh

i thought hes Ivan my bad

[random drum]

yes kek

[plain arrow]

I hate it when I send a message, but it didn't get delivered

[random drum]

@digital phoenix predict my score in this tournament

[plain arrow]

And only delivers the next time I get wifi

[digital phoenix]

6

[plain arrow]

So my message would look weird out of context

[digital phoenix]

oh wait 5

[grim edge]

wanna play

[random drum]

5?

[grim edge]

in like 10 mins

[random drum]

I hope it'll higher

[digital phoenix]

@random drum u wanna play now

[random drum]

sure what type of odds? u without queen?

just send me challenge with which ever u like

and time control (not higher than 10 min) maybe 5 mins or idk

[plain arrow]

Sure

[digital phoenix]

i can try 3min without knight first

actually 1min without queen

[plain arrow]

Naw you're gonna win on time defo

[digital phoenix]

thats the point

@random drum i sent

[random drum]

yeah

[digital phoenix]

that was an accident

[grim edge]

can u rest?

[plain arrow]

@digital phoenix you do realize that you can send a live game challenge in custom position to someone else?

[digital phoenix]

fair enough but

[plain arrow]

Oh wow, he beat you with queen odds

[digital phoenix]

also how do i keep on blundering m1

[solar crest]

me when I misclick -

[tender umbra]

BRO I HATE THAT

[solar crest]

i am playing caro kaan and I just misclicked, thankfully my opponent is dumb

[digital phoenix]

there we go

[random drum]

@digital phoenixwhy don't u use chesscom odds?

[digital phoenix]

idk how to do it lol why dont u send it

[random drum]

if I send it they will apply on my ig let me check how to send it

[solar crest]

I dont know why but whenever I play chess, I imagine it as a real battlefield and the pieces are some leaders of their army, marching forward and backward, protecting other troops and attacking

[random drum]

@digital phoenix

@upbeat viper u are next

[digital phoenix]

ill auto balance cos funny

[random drum]

(with odds)

[solar crest]

oooo Can I also play against someone

[grim edge]

what's ur elo?

[west thicket]

:[

[solar crest]

i am a pure beginner who joined a week ago, 300

i play Kings Indian and Caro Kaan

[grim edge]

judging by your convo, I thought you were 1.5k+

[rigid meteor]

Free nitro to someone who explains and proves Quantum Entanglement

[solar crest]

I have knowledge of openings and I just joined chess.com

I might be a challenge to you

[digital phoenix]

oh shit i didnt send bullet

[grim edge]

I'm at my worst form rn

[solar crest]

I just checkmated and won against my opponent

[grim edge]

haven't played for a while

[solar crest]

I am also bad bro let do it

[drowsy crest]

bet

[solar crest]

Weak vs Weak

[grim edge]

alr, what's ur id

[rigid meteor]

You didn't explain whats Quantum Entaglement and Prove it

[solar crest]

it will be fun

[solar crest]

Cyborgtheking3

[rigid meteor]

Alright buddy lets see what you got

[solar crest]

I am taking white

[drowsy crest]

first of all, I gotta pee

[solar crest]

@grim edgeI am taking white

[drowsy crest]

2nd, I explain

[grim edge]

it was proven alr in 1950

[grim edge]

rated or unrated?

[solar crest]

rated

[grim edge]

alr, I sent the challenge

[solar crest]

gl

[rigid meteor]

Quantum Entanglement is a real thing but hasn't been proven.

[rigid meteor]

Great way to start

[drowsy crest]

you know what entanglement is right?

[delicate coral]

Tosho The Cap is back

[rigid meteor]

In Physics noticbly Quantum physics Entanglement usually refers to when a particle infulences the other one.

[digital phoenix]

@random drum im unflaggable

[delicate coral]

you are

[random drum]

my net is trash

[drowsy crest]

you understand what this google defination means right?

[delicate coral]

play me welcome

[random drum]

premove takes 3 seconds to make

[rigid meteor]

Im not the one who needs to explain it you have to or no nitro

[graceful lintel]

[rigid meteor]

I dare you to search it up its not from google

[random drum]

@digital phoenixGGs. at least now I can't get adopted by u

[delicate coral]

!welcome play me

[stable jungle]

Hey @delicate coral, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[graceful lintel]

how to get rid of social anxiety

[drowsy crest]

i just wanna know the point where I should start with

[drowsy crest]

some api who cares

[odd falcon]

its not unreasonable a random person knows a basic definition of that off the top of their head

[grim edge]

Socialize

[rigid meteor]

Start by explaining what Quantum Entanglement and then prove it using Qunatum Phyiscs and a whole bunch of math formulas because for stuff like this needs formulas to prove

It hasn't been proven so good luck

[drowsy crest]

I cant

[delicate coral]

you wanna get rid of social anxiety? no problem. roast everyone you see. villains dont have social anxiety. overtime become nicer

[rigid meteor]

Very well atleast your honest.

[drowsy crest]

I can give you a brief idea of what quantum entanglement is

[rigid meteor]

Go ahead

[rose lake]

lol

[random drum]

why my chesscom connection is not good today

[drowsy crest]

costs about a nitro

[random drum]

toher connections are good tho

[delicate coral]

play h6 here

[solar crest]

guys I a 264 is challenging a 1098 guy

[odd falcon]

how does a position like this happen

[rigid meteor]

Hahaha I guess im not getting the explanation then

[drowsy crest]

I mean makes no difference to me

[solar crest]

Guys I am scared, I am in a match against a pro 1098 dude

I am a 300 guy

[drowsy crest]

pro 1098 😭

[solar crest]

as a 300, 1098 is PRO

[delicate coral]

1098 are almost fide masters youre right

[solar crest]

i took his queen

[delicate coral]

they are very good players.

[solar crest]

God save the King

[digital phoenix]

they are closer to fm than 300s

[drowsy crest]

how do you even get 300 😭

[digital phoenix]

and that is a fact

[drowsy crest]

I tried my hardest to de rank and far as I got was 400

[random drum]

@proven drift @viscid jacinth do u guys need any tips? I heard u got adopted

[drowsy crest]

from 300 people started to get scholar mated

[delicate coral]

1098 elo are world class players

[solar crest]

I am kind of winning

[tired wren]

forced mates are fun

[random drum]

Noo. There are a few players in the tournament with 1.5k rapid and are lower in blitz so they are playing in <1199

[solar crest]

GUYS I AM SCARED

should I send a pic

[odd falcon]

dude

[solar crest]

no no, no pics I think is not allowed

[odd falcon]

use ur time

[graceful lintel]

Blud

[plain arrow]

I kinda wanna play Lasagna rn

[proven drift]

The heck

[solar crest]

MY QUEENS GONE AAAAAA

[proven drift]

Which engine u used?

[odd falcon]

ik that's kind of a 4head answer but it's true

it's like exposure therapy

[compact mantle]

Brö

Socializing is something you learn by practicing

[brisk karma]

No

[random drum]

No engine required

We were playing 3 min blitz btw

[brisk karma]

Its talking

[random drum]

so ofc I didn't have time to use engine

[brisk karma]

Wallahi?

[compact mantle]

Well yeah, that’s practice

[brisk karma]

Just talk

[compact mantle]

Crazy

Born a charismatic emblem

[brisk karma]

I was born the best:000

[compact mantle]

Best at what

[brisk karma]

Best at being gay

[tender umbra]

when i changed to middle school my friends just went poof

[compact mantle]

Good for you

[brisk karma]

Thanos got them man

[tender umbra]

thanos snapped

[compact mantle]

Only friends you truly keep are those who sticked with you since elementary school

No 🧢

And 1-2 guys from high school

[brisk karma]

No, its the ones you shower and act gay with

[compact mantle]

Those are the same ppl

I don’t remember kindergarten

[graceful lintel]

homies

[wise mortar]

Yo

[viscid jacinth]

So pro fr

[vale frost]

Rapid game?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gm-unexpected

This is the Chess.com profile of gm-unexpected. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1691 (1739 peak)
Blitz: 1167 (1403 peak)

[vale frost]

Am still bad but eh

[proven drift]

Lie

[random drum]

ughhhhhh

[graceful lintel]

real

[random drum]

we were playing odds

[proven drift]

.. i see

[graceful lintel]

Imma see

[random drum]

No way I am losing to a 600 elo

[tired wren]

lool 💀

[fallen forum]

both

[raven dock]

why did you reply after an entire day

[fallen forum]

i accidentally slept

[raven dock]

also, thats sad

[raven dock]

accidently

[fallen forum]

yeah

[proven drift]

Teach me

[random drum]

draw

[raven dock]

close your eyes and boom you are asleep

[proven drift]

Alr

[ionic sequoia]

How does one get the Trusted role?

[proven drift]

Didn't work

[raven dock]

you are lying, you didn't close your eyes.

[proven drift]

YO WANA PLAY RATED

[ionic sequoia]

No seriously

[proven drift]

I'm kidding

[raven dock]

I am used to it at this point

[proven drift]

No ifr tried

[raven dock]

I am also serious, use that command

[proven drift]

Welcome to the internet?

[ionic sequoia]

I never used that command and got the role

[raven dock]

no you didn't. I need proof

[graceful lintel]

Steps how to get trusted: 1.Connect ur account
2.talk
3.wait few days
4.boom ur trusted now

[stable jungle]

@graceful lintel connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[graceful lintel]

Dude go away

[ionic sequoia]

Ah, that's why I was able to stream from one second to another ...

[raven dock]

you get that after a week of chess.com account connection I think

[graceful lintel]

yea

[raven dock]

I think @proven drift finally slept

[proven drift]

Masterpiece

[proven drift]

I haven't

I'm unsubscribing to ur channel

[odd falcon]

you still want to

[proven drift]

[atomic musk]

deconnect account after

[proven drift]

Idk how that will hurt u in any way but it's fine

[atomic musk]

because

why give anyone extra information

much less a company

[graceful lintel]

[proven drift]

U better ask for forgiveness

Wait no

[graceful lintel]

no one gonna leak ur ip or smth from that information

[proven drift]

My English isn't englishing

Wait nvm it is

[graceful lintel]

somehow I feel like it is englishing

[proven drift]

I do too now i saw the sentence incorrectly mb

[graceful lintel]

oh alr
Where ur pfp

[proven drift]

don't judge me

[atomic musk]

dont care. say i get banned on one platform, now they wont know the other. just as an example

[proven drift]

Too lazy to put it

[graceful lintel]

I don't judge ppl

[proven drift]

[raven dock]

then go sleep

[proven drift]

How it's like 8pm

[graceful lintel]

@proven drift nvm I'm gonna judge him based on his ratings

500 mf

[raven dock]

7:43*

[plain arrow]

Ngl, I really dig this new theme.

[plain arrow]

gonna set it up on chess.com real quick

[proven drift]

19:44*

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

U ain't going heaven for this

[raven dock]

19:44:30*

[proven drift]

...

[raven dock]

why are the pieces protruding out of their own squares. tell them to be in their limits

[raven dock]

[vale frost]

Is dahlia here

[plain arrow]

right. they're a bit offset to the center. Will fix it real quick

[proven drift]

Fr like do things which causes god to atleast doubt his decision to send u in hell

[graceful lintel]

no not rn

[proven drift]

No go simp in egirl Paradise

[graceful lintel]

!

[vale frost]

I dont do that

[plain arrow]

wat

I definitely am not in that server

[proven drift]

Implying that PPL simp here

[graceful lintel]

Shes been real quiet since this dropped out

[proven drift]

[vale frost]

Boston any tips on blitz i suck

[proven drift]

What the hell is this her

[graceful lintel]

yea

[plain arrow]

try puzzle rush or puzzle battle

[graceful lintel]

"I'm using a voice changer..."
Laughs in the most perfect way

[vale frost]

Oh yeah

[plain arrow]

they train you to think quick and find tactics quickly

[proven drift]

Her true self came out for a sec

[vale frost]

I was thinking if mayne i could raise my blitz to 1500 or 1600 near my rapid ratong my rapid rating could improve aswell

[proven drift]

That laugh man what the heck

[vale frost]

Cause
Fast+deep thinking=op

[umbral wind]

The laugh wasnt dahlia, he was laughing because the voice changer malfunctioned when she said "fck"

[proven drift]

....

[proven drift]

I call cap

[graceful lintel]

Wait @proven drift THAT wasn't dahlias laugh if u got confused

[umbral wind]

i was there im the one who clipped it

[graceful lintel]

I forgot to mention that

[proven drift]

Bruuuu

[proven drift]

BRUUU

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🗣️

[vale frost]

Yo how many years did it take u to get 2800

[grim edge]

Good morning! We're not done with this yet?

[umbral wind]

8

[proven drift]

What

[vale frost]

Are you an fm or smthing?

[vale frost]

Damn

[graceful lintel]

im done how's it going

[proven drift]

Does that even mean

[umbral wind]

listen to when she says fck

[proven drift]

I don't get it

[proven drift]

Ya

[peak plank]

Im suprised that all 300 (or at least enough to round to 100%) of lichess 2k+ players know what positonal chess is

[proven drift]

Man guide me through this im a little slow

[grim edge]

@proven drift @graceful lintel this was me doing acapella in 2018 on my phone on Instagram Has my voice changed?

[graceful lintel]

DUDE I DIDNT SAID YOU USED VKICE CHAGER OR SMTH I BELIEVE THAT GURLS EXIST

[proven drift]

Who the heck is Antonio

[umbral wind]

so basically she said 'im not using a voice changer you fck', and listen to just as she says fck

[vale frost]

They dont exist in discord

[umbral wind]

the voice changer bugs out

[graceful lintel]

They do

[vale frost]

Its like being in the army every women there gets called as sir instead of mrs

[umbral wind]

dahlia has never addressed it she just says we are 'annoying' but cant defend the clip can you Dahlia?

[proven drift]

Oh it pronounced it like a demonic laugh i see

[graceful lintel]

my irl gf used discord for a week so yea 🗣️🗣️

[grim edge]

Whatever, Fin is just so shallow. always instigating always provoking, and never been a humble person..such an empty can that makes the loudest noise.

[vale frost]

Dam.

[umbral wind]

yeah attack me but not address the claims

[proven drift]

....sheesh that was dramatic

[proven drift]

Is it her bf

[grim edge]

take a shower, brush your teeth, and get a life

[graceful lintel]

That dynamic island isn't from 2018

[proven drift]

Says u

[umbral wind]

still not addressing the claims

[graceful lintel]

iPhone dynamic island*

[umbral wind]

because you cant. u use a voice changer

for whatever reason who knows

[proven drift]

Oh so she is a catfish

Respectable effort

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge
Do I see a dynamic island!1?1!1?

[umbral wind]

potentially i dont know but all i know is shes using a voice changer

[proven drift]

I won't blame her

[umbral wind]

Nah i mean i dont really care not like ive been fooled or anything lol its just funny when she denies it

[proven drift]

Free nitro and a protection from the gods (mods) what else do u need in life

[umbral wind]

when the proof is in her face

[graceful lintel]

Lucy cheating reference 😔

2nd reaction

[proven drift]

the lucy fans say I'm transophobic bcz i asked them to stop posting Lucy's cat picture

[umbral wind]

Bigot.

[graceful lintel]

Justice for nk when

[peak plank]

they exist?

[proven drift]

Surely do

[proven drift]

But i don't really care

[graceful lintel]

Jesus saw I saw everyone saw that

[proven drift]

I'm kidding

[graceful lintel]

[proven drift]

Editing msgs dosent report in logs

[proven drift]

Na fr i was kidding

[graceful lintel]

this information gonna help me alot

[proven drift]

[graceful lintel]

oh alr

[proven drift]

Lmao go on young warrior

[random drum]

why?

[proven drift]

Sources : dude trust me

[graceful lintel]

why hate to nk

[graceful lintel]

Sources: international geography x sides free movies

[proven drift]

Fr

[graceful lintel]

real

[distant helm]

Hi

[random drum]

@buoyant veldt

[distant helm]

Sup

[random drum]

are u busy bro?

[distant helm]

Wtf does that mean

[buoyant veldt]

??

[random drum]

are u busy bro?

[buoyant veldt]

hmm, dk, just working on smntg, sup?

[random drum]

Ahh if u are working on something then we can talk later bro. it's not that serious.

[distant helm]

Bro I'm new to chess does anyone have any tips or smth?

[grim edge]

@umbral wind

[buoyant veldt]

what is it abt?

[random drum]

a dare nothing serious

actually it was

[buoyant veldt]

huh?

[random drum]

now we changed the dare. I had an common frnd with u

[buoyant veldt]

who

[random drum]

Can't reveal the name rn sorry.

[buoyant veldt]

lol, is it kiki?

[random drum]

is kiki my frnd

[umbral wind]

What

[mental abyss]

Who do I gotta DM. To talk about sub payments being kick subs for winning a chess,com event?

[trail prism]

Greetings

[solar crest]

back from my violins lesson

[clear snow]

tata steel more like tata steal (anish giri reference)

[solar crest]

tata is a very important company in India, the base of Indian economy is from Tata Productions

The lineage of Tata ranges back to Early Modern History time

[clear snow]

I didn't ask

[spark cove]

I asked, thanks Muichiro.

[solar crest]

Your Welcome

[vale frost]

I also asked

[solar crest]

there is an issue tho

[vale frost]

Hold on arent you dead

[solar crest]

The current Tata owner, Ratan Tata does not have a successor

[solar crest]

no

[solar crest]

thanks

[vale frost]

Bro kokushibu pinned you to the wall with a katana like some dart

Lmfao

[solar crest]

I dont know

But current Tata productions' owner Ratan Tata has no successor

this can be a huge hit to the 500 year long linear

not 500, 300

[grim edge]

bro stole the pawn

helo guys are you talking about tata steal tournament

[neon parrot]

Is h⁴c⁵ a molecule that consists of 4 hydrogen atoms and 5 carbon atoms?

[grim edge]

How to see whaat acc someone is linked to on chess.com

[flat kraken]

Didn’t see you wanted a pfp

[viscid jacinth]

Lmao wtf

Just use AI duh

[grim edge]

How to see someone's linked chess.com acc on discord

[peak plank]

not urs

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[peak plank]

go to connected settings page and see if its connected

[grim edge]

I wanna see someone's acc who is in the server

[neon musk]

Hi everyone

[peak plank]

#👾〡bot-guide

[grim edge]

Wait wtf are u 1300 or 2000?

[teal herald]

He is 2000+

[peak plank]

Milu exposed me

[teal herald]

You have two roles

[grim edge]

yes

[teal herald]

I think the later is correct one

[grim edge]

Im 2100+ on all modes

ill link soon

[placid agate]

Hola Amigos

[grim edge]

Hello

[primal fern]

please do

[primal fern]

username?

[novel moat]

[weary otter]

@novel moat

[novel moat]

What

[weary otter]

Check my graph. Chess.com user is thundermas. Do I have a w graph?

[delicate coral]

Tosho is back everyone

[weary otter]

We don’t care

[delicate coral]

No one says that to Tosho, i challenge you to a chess game

3/2

[peak plank]

show it urself

[weary otter]

You’re 500 rated 💀

[delicate coral]

im 630 actually

[primal fern]

@grim edge you don't play chess often? only 400 games on ur account

[delicate coral]

no i have a cap

[weary otter]

😎

[delicate coral]

1150 is so bad lol

[weary otter]

@peak plank

[delicate coral]

i will beat you blindfolded

[weary otter]

That’s only rapid buddy

[delicate coral]

whats your best elo

[novel moat]

Thats only a week

[weary otter]

Is that good

?

[delicate coral]

no

you beat 1000 rating players they not that good anyways

[plain arrow]

alr. Just finished setting up the new theme

[delicate coral]

thunderly play me right now. tosho_kapata is my username

[plain arrow]

I took it from a game

Shotgun King has some really nice pieces, but I couldn't find its assets so I recreated the pieces myself

[rocky sonnet]

Cool

[primal fern]

@grim edge

you pinged me

[grim edge]

I dropped my username

Ill link the acc to my main discord acc

[lethal swallow]

Any advice on...

[grim edge]

It got lovked out cuz my pronouns were "tits"

No one answers my appeal

[brisk karma]

"I talked to tits earlier"

[patent dome]

Hello can someone play with me and makes me better at chess pls

[lethal swallow]

I can't believe I forgot what I wanted advice on xD

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @patent dome, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[delicate coral]

hello everyone im tosho the cap

[brisk karma]

Guys guys i have a question

[primal fern]

so your cc accounts are banned and your appeals have been denied?

[brisk karma]

What was the biggest cup size you all have ever seen

[peak plank]

good

[delicate coral]

anyone wanna play tosho

[brisk karma]

American size

[lime stag]

Hey guys, I feel like absolute garbage, I've lost 152 elo in a week. Went from 1669 to 1517. I just can't see moves that I was able to just like a week ago. I physcially feel tired whenever I now play chess and get angry. What should I do?

[brisk karma]

Bro

[primal fern]

take a break for 1 week

[grim edge]

Tilt is real

[patent dome]

Hello can someone want to play with me and train me to makes me better at chess pls

[delicate coral]

Yes i can

what is your username zertocx

[plain arrow]

sure. I'll play you

[primal fern]

@lime stag and @patent dome please connect your account guys to get trusted role here and unlock the whole server

[primal fern]

make sure it's unrated m8 lol

[zealous panther]

take a break for a while

[delicate coral]

neuro link wanna play chess

[patent dome]

Zertocx

[plain arrow]

got it

[grim edge]

Neurolink can u help me get my main acc unlocked which was locked for having tits in pronouns ;-;

[patent dome]

Zertocx

[grim edge]

reported

[plain arrow]

sent

[primal fern]

not now it's almost 2am for me

[plain arrow]

I sent you a challenge

[grim edge]

how dare you say that word this server aint no playground one wrong move and u done for

[true dawn]

it my first time playing chess and im 900 elos is it good

[delicate coral]

good morning neurolink

[plain arrow]

I can play you if you want

[grim edge]

Shat up 1000 elo

[lime stag]

I guess I'll try that. well I'll let you know in 1 week, bye bye for now

[delicate coral]

ok boston mike

[brisk karma]

Stop asking for compliments

Get better

[delicate coral]

boston mike 330 japanese symbol what is your username

[grim edge]

ur short

[true dawn]

im asking if its good or not.

[primal fern]

900 is objectivley a novice rating

[brisk karma]

No its not

[grim edge]

no u

[brisk karma]

Compared to others, you are an average player

[plain arrow]

https://play.chess.com/uubpk
Here's the link

[brisk karma]

Get better, dont ask anyone for compliments

[primal fern]

900 is below average i think

[true dawn]

ok thats better, no need to jump from your seat

[brisk karma]

Chess.com is around 50 percentile

[true dawn]

why are you so triggered

i only asked if its good or not

[brisk karma]

Trust me bro

[zealous panther]

how many games have you played

[brisk karma]

Its not good asking if you are good or not

[true dawn]

but why are you so offended

[brisk karma]

I get you want recognition but dont act on someones compliment

[true dawn]

5 or 6

[brisk karma]

I am not offended, i want you to not rely on compliments

[true dawn]

why are u ignoring my question now

[vale frost]

Ey man chill..everybody needs some positivity from time to time

[brisk karma]

Trust me, its for the better

[zealous panther]

play more inorder for it to be accurate

[polar oxide]

!links

[stable jungle]

Please do not post competitive website links in the Chess.com server chats!

[true dawn]

oh ok

[primal fern]

hi richard!

[brisk karma]

There was a quote by a grandmaster, "if you want to get better at something, stop asking people if you are good or how to get better, just get better."

I should have known this earlier

[true dawn]

good for you i guess?

[vale frost]

True but keep it to yourself

[brisk karma]

Trust me, it will help ypu

[empty matrix]

uwu

[polar oxide]

Uh oh

[silent quest]

[brisk karma]

I am giving him advice here

[true dawn]

ok now youre talking like a actual human thank god

[polar oxide]

Hey. Neuro!! 🦾

[zealous panther]

[brisk karma]

I have been, you just havent been listening

Just do what you want. Dont blame me if you dont get better

[silent quest]

I told deep to mute me for a month luckily he only did for a week jus got back

[plain arrow]

@patent dome gg

[true dawn]

you were getting pissed for no reason if u want me to remind you

[primal fern]

hey!!! You'll be glad to know Wind has been really great with taking care of any legitamite reports i've been sending them. i think we've gotten about at least 30 cheaters closed this year so far!

[patent dome]

But can we play again

i missclicked 2 times

[brisk karma]

I am not pissed, i am teaching you

[plain arrow]

sure

[polar oxide]

Yes indeed 🙂 Iv been following 🦾 Great work!

[true dawn]

thanks i guess i really just wanted to know if its good or not tho since i just completed the first 5 ranking games

[brisk karma]

Dont take anything as an insult, i am just being blunt

[silent quest]

Good luck

[primal fern]

thanks! there's a bunch of 'hidden in plain sight' examples as well haha but we're gettin them as we see them

[graceful lintel]

@cursive pawn

[silent quest]

Yes i stole his cat

[graceful lintel]

[silent quest]

[graceful lintel]

How's life going

[rocky sonnet]

good

[silent quest]

It was good this past week cus i was muted

[graceful lintel]

[patent dome]

I crashed

[rocky sonnet]

I died

[patent dome]

Can i play again ?

[graceful lintel]

depends

[rocky sonnet]

Who wants to 1v1

[silent quest]

Life is better without Discord

[graceful lintel]

if u have no life
Then discord is a necessity

[primal fern]

@grim edge make a post in #1039943660839641139 please for your query. someonen will help you there

[rocky sonnet]

Of course

[plain arrow]

@delicate coral gg

[graceful lintel]

[patent dome]

?

[delicate coral]

gg im tired

[silent quest]

I read 2 books in a week from the time i saved by not arguing on discord

[plain arrow]

what?

[silent quest]

[graceful lintel]

😔

[patent dome]

I mean my game crashed so can we play again

[plain arrow]

okay

[graceful lintel]

I feel like I should also leave discord for a while
My discord ass won't let me get rid of social anxiety

[plain arrow]

the game is still going on tho

[patent dome]

but i cant join

[plain arrow]

@patent dome you can click on this link to go back to the game
https://www.chess.com/game/live/99936698451

[graceful lintel]

💀

understanable

[silent quest]

We're in the same boat, autistic buddies

[plain arrow]

try the n word

[graceful lintel]

We all know

[silent quest]

Jus ping deep and ask for a mute

[graceful lintel]

n word

[quiet sparrow]

Nah id win

[graceful lintel]

N word is the key to success

[gloomy tide]

bro u guys all day at discord???

[graceful lintel]

kinda

[silent quest]

All gay at discord

[gloomy tide]

bruh man is it worth it ?

[rocky vale]

I surely hope not!

[graceful lintel]

proceeds to get divided into 2 equal parts

[grim edge]

Just woke up from a dream where I got devoured by a bishop
Feeling good 💀

[graceful lintel]

[plain arrow]

@patent dome the game ended

we can start a new one now

[gloomy tide]

then discord mod loking?