#💬〡general-off-topic
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I do
you do?
I love u
@upbeat viper can this message be pinned 
we have created art
So if I challenged my friend to a bullet game but while I played with plastic pieces I made him play with metal ones. Do you think that would result in a significant time advantage?
understandable
No give me unlimited diamond membership
R u sure abt that
Fax
Well i dont anymore

Bro taking back his word


nope.....
Lmaoo
Plsplsplspslsplsplspls
Mod ban this guy
@grim edgele boi
wait I just realised that Unity was banned for fair play wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭
No ban me
my heart is broken
You are not that important bud
@grim edge wait what
bAN ANA
yeah look
Anatoly
who is Ana?
ur banned
Banned!
ban ANA 🍌
HAHAHA
hi guys
😾
Again ??
Furries will not get banned, coming from the top order
no idk I was just looking up my friends list
Bruh
idk if it was first time or second
BAN G BROS
wheres the registration form?
Mod ban this guy
I will dm u my snapchat
BAN G YO MAMA

No DMs i hate DMs and i dont have Snapchat
Well go back to lichess buddy
it is his account, he dmed me it and we played some games 2gether, but ye old account ig
We are the chesscom elites
What did Dungeon Masters ever do to you?
WE WILL DO A GROUP CHAT 🗿
Hooah
Hands off buddy
I hate DMs. will group chat make a difference?
sup
woah
uni_ty
Hands off buddy
NO. i hate DMs I hate pings I hate notifications
yes as ur not receiving from one guy....all guys will be thirsty in this grp chat
I am a girl rizz me
discord might not be for you
i wish someone dmed me fr
other than carl bot
i think so, too
me sitting at 1k+ pings
too much egirl bots
im 900 elo 🤑🤑
notty notty
@grim edge check DMs
again?
idk
@grim edge
not reading allat
yo wanna meet in real life and touch some grass?
I was just going through my friend list after 6 months and saw that he was banned so probably not
Dm me guys im your 0,1% in chesscom
lmao
unity isnt banned wym
I am Cas/Tle
mmm smooth
i bet u cant go diagonal hehe
Buddy that looks alot like the word castle 😨
i identify as invisible
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i hope the bed bugs bite you all
yeah old account we know
Only 200 iq people can understand my joke
ye I just found out
me is me and who r u
he is the tarnished one ☠️☠️💀💀🔥
Wha???
eh
who is u and i am me
@fallen valley
what is happening where is this place
HAHAHA
thats true
agreed and approved by the ministry of who
Corgito ergo dog
speaking pig latin is crazy
I also just found out that This 2k was banned cuz I saw him in the most played friend in year of chess 2023 @gambitschessable
Mod ban this guy
you can only drop to 50 elo 🥱
ur sister melania the blade of miquela????
Sorry papi
sorry?
100*
elden referrence
😔
daddy chill
experienced 🤑
apparently its one of the tough bosses in elden
Minecraft bedrock Wither:
I know my brother tried to drop all the way down to 0 then try get back up to 1000 or whatever but he said he stopped dropping around 50
whats that
Dees nuts
pikachu i choose u
my fav bosses r smoug and the dragon slayer something
ornsteir
can you put an exclamation mark infront of the ok to make me feel better 🥺
idk
oh damn u do play elden
Fish
no
I play dark souls
thank you 💋
dayumm i tht of gettin it
hows the story
heard the bosses are baddies
ok
guys should i play kings gambit rn (I've got no idea how to play it)
Yea
1000 elo ..u shld be in gym ryt now
I tried it, kinda boring
iam curious about your pfp
who's it? Franco Nero?
he lied to me then 😔
damm
either that or it got updated
Buddy thats Nicholas Cage
he lied

i lost completely on the like 5th move ☠️
its clint eastwood frm good bad and ugly
whats ur rank in valo
ooh
rest day pleb 🥱
I haven't watched his movies
lordak wna play
rest is for pu....siie...sss

what rating
1k
sure
dm me username
netflix?
but im in class...
whats ur valo rank
Rest is optimal for growth and performance
like plat 2
i saw in a pirated site....:(...ig netflix works
noob
idk suck at that game and I’m too lazy to train aim
ooh

thats what the government told u
I pirated the entire squidgame
the govermant can take this w coz I can barely walk 🥶
actually
tiredness is an evolutionary failure
im iron 3 get gud bruv
i dont play video games.
beg
damm
isn't pirating like illegal or smth

lol
ye why
thats pretty geh brah
nah I’m not begging in a public chat it’s not worth that much to me
mama iam in love with a criminal


lyrics?
salad wna play
I'll sleep cya all later
i had one great game and then lost the next 2 😭
average 3am gameplay dw
Well he wanted to use his pawns to open up a lane in mid
Where he had a queen and rook stacked
true true
But I was one move ahead of him 
what are the ingredients in ur salad?
What even is a salad?
Tuna salad is tuna and mayo
Maybe it's like that?
what
it is like a balad
sa-led.
salad - different fruits or vegetables mixed to eat.
u better delete that,bast could be lurking
which one?
ur quote to this
done
🤠
cool
i want a chess opening named "Salad"
i wanna name the mate of a king with a king and a queen in between as "sandwich"
Is there Image perms here?
How do I get trusted role
it should tell u
u gotta be like active for a bit then you gota connect ur account
Mod ban this guy
Today is opposite day
L
That means I will get to be a Grandmaster based on my skill
Ok
Yesss I connected!!!
Shut up…furry
Ok omelette
who got prep for ruy lopez? theory
me ik it all
ik to endgame
after 22 moves everyone make mistakes in 2300 rated
10^10^100 possibilities ik them all
beos playin valo and chattin a real chad
i know all variation
im waitin to get in game
ok im in game shut up
i would die for a stuffed crust meat lovers pizza rn
hey
Hi
Anyone got cat pics? 
I got one wait until I charge my phone first
pus sy pics?
I've got some
But I figured that I shouldn't flood this chat with regular cat pics that are not supposed to be "funny"
It's a bait. Anyone falls for it would end up in jail.
this is someone's cat from a different server
Love how he looks like he's got a suit on 
Me too what a gentleman he is
Are they all yours?
Thats alot
Send tho more cats is always better 
The last pic looks so cute
There should be a channel for cat pics or just pets tbh
I agree
I eat this every day
I've got some pics of my cat as well
nothing special
He's 8 years old this year
if it moves it goes in the wok
this is becoming a catcom server


Sad car
Same cat 🙏💀@glad canyon
Why are you pinging yourself?
me rn
wait no wrong gif
stfu
Lol
BOI-
I ran out of money to buy it so I had to pirate it
mr rn
For the time being
NOOOO PIRATE CUPHEAD GAME
lets ask a mod to rename the gen to kittyville
CUPHEAD GAME IS VERY POOR GUY MAKE IT HE NEEDS MONEY
Pirating a game and not playing it altogether is basically the same, ngl
Can I somehow get connected role not through link
I cant access email of my discord account to pass auth verification for trying my chess acc
Hi
oops, he saved my rank
Wtf is an illumination someone explain @plain arrow
Normie propoganda
"Lighting up"
WHATTTT EXPLAIN
Wdym
Ah 🙏💀
Nah nothing
Bleh
It meant the brightness of the light bulbs
Higher amp = more intense brightness
So you just need to identify whether powering 3 light bulbs reduces the amp of the current compared to just 2 and 1
Wish my parents allowed it
💀🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
Praise God
💀
bro really said allah hu akbar
cousin marrige should be prevented to avoid inbreeding
bro really wants his kids to turn out like king tut
To avoid the child being retarted
💀🙏🏿
ya
bro pointed his finger at tut and said to his kids "let him be your inspiration"
yo I sent a puzzle in #💬〡chess-talk check it out
gay
bro REALLY wants that extra chromosome in that fetus
random life changing quote: When you think that it's so over, just remember there's always that one friend who can help you
the knight is willing to sacrifice itself to help you achieve your goals
what a legend
be like the knight
bro really gave him the treatment
Rook better
(also don't ask why is there a queen on a1)
My uni wifi blocks superhardalgebraproblems.com 
I CAN HEAR THE HAMDULLIAH MUSIC FOR NO REASON LOL
u sure u havent misspelled the site
Nope
back at 1500
Nub
raah, i will reach 1600
Gl
💪 ty
wtf
🤜 🤛
chess.com detects idiots only
idiots who use best move from engine for every single move
FullFiscer Live example
people are getting tricky and bringing new ideas to cheat
Moral of the story: needs top tier anticheat
thats right, people cheat at critical points
who tf even is fullfischer
I a abt to hit 2k rapid and I will never touch rapid
2800+ cheater
so did he cheat to 2800 or is he cheating as a 2800 player
ok
he cheat to 2800
and still cheatin
they need prove
Any1 cant come an say I am hikaru and I cheat
they gotta prove it
i am hikaru and i cheat
i said it frfr
bro u said anyone can't say that
bruh
WTF
i think the people at chess.com are very aware he is cheating
can be one of the reasons
Lame
they might just want a bigger sample size
Not as lame as being 2800 legit though
or maybe they are afraid its a top player pretending to be cheating
and if they false ban him he might sue or something
just a theory
U guys r have genios
celestial recode
Hi guys Tosho The Cap is back
missed by no one
Who?
i dont cheat!
no one was mentioning you... 
so what
ive had more than one experience where i win a game and the guy rematches and is obviously cheating
i have free speech rights
i beat a guy, when he rematched me he played 100 accuracy for 40 moves
o
he wasnt that good
he lost in 10 move
not my fault he blundered a rook on 3rd move
when i made a new chess.com account my rating was glitched and started at 400 even though i selected it to start at 1600, i was 2000 rapid on my other acxount and am now. I played a 1200, destroyed him, rematched, and got destroyed harder than I do playing against titled players, rematched again, same stuff, and dude was talking trash in the chat the whole time
600 rated people know perfect dragon theory nowadays 😨 scary
is that real
7 moves of theory followed by one blunder 
i am 600 on purpose
i dont play sicilian so idk how much was theory but the blunder was on move 14
how much theory do 600s actually know like when do they start to deviate from theory
sandbagging?
14 moves of theory??? At 600?
none
they know pretty much no theory
all they can do at most is remember moves and then screw up immediately
maybe like 5 moves in a few popular openings
you think im dumb enough to not be able to memorise 14 moves?
it took me 3 days
why is everyone aborting
💀
Well, i think memorizing 14 moves is unnecessary at that level
this guy is so full of shit lmao
i think it wins me alot of games
Chat
why is everyone aborting AGAINST ME
Any self-made top chess players?
i send people to report you
me
i mean maybe, knowing 14 moves of the main line is unnecessary at that level tjo
self-made in what sense? every top player had a coach at some point if thats what you mean
Shut up <1000
how far is top
i made myself clear when i said im a 600 on purpose, so people laugh at my elo
so i can ruin their ego and win
i dont have a certified rating
im not losing to a 600
i dont play rated games.
I don't know
even if the 600 is cheating i wont lose to the 600
ok send a challenge
whats with chesstempo's tactics
i dont cheat
nah dinner time now
its 10 am for me lol
😐
since when does chesstempo have rating
puzzles*
2000 chess com is average bro
i meant the tactics training 😓
not that i am a 2000 but im talking about people i beat
and i beat 2000s so according to my skill they are mid
playing rated games is a stupid way of proving you are good
i was just talking about puzzles lol
you beat 2000s? you are 600
ok
i dont even know 14 moves of dragon theory and i played if for a while and im 2000
yeah i do beat them, elo is relative it doesnt matter sometimes
ok
none of us do
toso, lets play a game
sure
i do queen odds
i have a queen plus? nope
yes
bet u cant beat me with queen odds
i dont need odds to beat you
Bro if ur beating 2000s you arent 600
i probably cant you seem pretty good
Any top chess player throughout history
im 400
okay but make it unrated
i am 600 i played rated games up to a certain point so they can call me bad
so i can prove the haters wrong
Ket reckt
Noob
more like played rated games down to a certain point
So you arent actually a 600 then, you’re just underrated
yeah exactly
You're also bad at cr
yeah but i dont have a real rating
also btw if u see pixel challenge him i wanna see u wreck his ego
better than u
i dont like to play rated. If you wanna improve i find it better to play without the pressure of rating. worrying about rating wont help your chess
@delicate coral challenge me
I beat you once
username?
i drop insane performances in otb unrated and then screw myself over in rated
Frikandel7
i play chess in a comfortable enviroment with no stakes so i can improve
ur local 1200 fide player
Fide ratigs arent even consistent
im proud of my fide rating
1600 india fide is like 1900 usa fide
anyone up for chess
what are you doing my guy
I saw a FIDE 1200 guy who is just 1250 in cc
queen odds
Sure ill play chess
no
💀
play fair or dont play
2600 fide is 1200 lichess
now you have a better position for no reason
but europe is like the perfect rating farming
start another game this looks like nothing
should have not given up your queen then
U mean 12000
my friend grinded fm from travelling to europe and shredding
yeah i dont accept free wins
resign, im not taking a draw
120

not resigning
ok
then lose
lmao bro denied the queen odds then lost
didnt lose
angry
i beat you with queen odds L
people under 13 are not allowed on discord
yo free to play rapid now?
okay but only one game
still not done trolling huh?@delicate coral
alr wait i will send link
what trolling
thats not how it works
we will se
you cant report someone if they dont say they are 13 
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reported
rapid (10 mins) anyone?
ket
Yes
play again
sure
can you check your dm pls
Ooh sorry joined another link
oh ok
Hi milu
ok
can you pls check now
regular guy username?
gg
@winter helmggs i complelety forgot knight can jump back💀
ket play again
lmao yeah its tricky
i think you are scared of my cap
@zealous panther les play
you said it yourself, you dont want to play
so im doing you a favor
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fine\
the link takes me to website and k can't play in website give me username I'll inv
alr
i did take it back but i dont mind not playing a kid who plays dirty
RandomPersonIOS challenge me to a non rated rapid
you had 3 pieces developed i had none
ye
just cause you wanna queen odds me
Any up for a game??
you cant i will destroy you if you queen odds i dont wanna embarras you
Its the same engine
?!?! @oak cliff
And probably you shouldnt use engine at all
lmao
Any one interested for a game (actual rapid elo approx 1600)
yessr
lets play mr coach
would you like to vc mr draxx?
Why should i play you
it should work now
cause youre gonna lose
Im 2500, you are 500-999
Will talk about it in dm
okay
i will take it but idk its not the best rating
beware he was playing... above his rating
eh i dont play rated games
but i have beaten 2500s before they are nothing special
This man either a talker or he has massive cohonies
Wanna try with me ??
lol sure
Cool
Added
sorry i play rapid only
so no Blitz?

For sure, you are the special one

HElo
im just toso the cap im nothing special too
Okay but i have nothing to prove to you, its just wasting my time
k
you would be wasting my time friend
idk why i challenged you in the first place. maybe cause u have the highest rating of people in this chat
U 0___0 coach
?
me?
Nope ..
oh I my TO is over
what is TO
yall gotta stop pinging me here when I am TOed
time out
oh
The worse she can say is no they say
Her: you are wasting my time
sweet 💀
her : you look like you would drop common loot if you were defeated
thats funny lol
Coach how much for a game with you, then vc and tell me the reason why you made those moves,justa quick view on your thought process and maybe learn from it
Gg @teal herald
Gg
Gonna have to take a look at the engine that was a wild game
That can be like a small mix between training games and abit of coaching. Its quite abit cheaper than coaching, just dm me for more info perhaps
whats your fide coach
Underrated 🙂
doesnt matter, how much is it
@teal herald I’m not gonna lie after f5 i forgot i could take en passant
and it obv wouldve been the best move lol
lol nice way to earn some dollars
fancy a game ?
Nice way? Wdym. Many strong people use training games. I have playd training games vs FMs/IMs in the past aswell, nothing strange
No sorry, not interested
Wa-wanna play w-with m-me? :3 pwease >.<
its a nice way why not
Right
how to play solid

specially in middlegame
dont just attack attack attack
you cant be playing scared they need to sweat the entire game
make it hard for them thats the way to win
mairos youre not bad you can play with me if you want to
Ill play u in blitz toso
but idk
i dont play blitz. either bullet or rapid
blitz is my one weakness
fine bullet
ame
1 0

Im not bad?
1+0
well not as bad as the others
it is average i guess
Get lost bruv
sry i dont click random links whats your username
you send the link then
no u lol

bro think he got W opsec 💀🙏
you aborted
U the type of guy when trying to talk to a girl and she says no you then say
You were ugly anyways...
I dont have time for rapid
cause i dont get rejected
yeah my bad i forgot
feels good when some kid is on a 5 win streak about to hit 2200 bullet for the first time then loses to me
reminds me of playing with people whose elos are like 998 1197
i dont play fast games i told u im bad
the gatekeeper
ill play u in rapid but im gonna move fast bc i only have like 10min so ill just move faster
ok
and people with different skin colours and accent
I guess i lied about playing fast
but you were playing challenging moves so i had to think
Yo does anybody wanna play hand and brain
what is hand and brain
Basically like 2v2 chess
im down
One guy tells what piece to move but doesnt tell where the other guy moved the piece where he wants to
Yeh but we need 2 more
Guys
Hello
Send the link
Sounds fun
It is fun, i have played several times with my friends
You guys have friends??,jealous
It's harder to find the best moves than you think
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100 accuracy
I once tried playing hand and brain against the magni using an extension
And I got the wrong move like half of the time
average cv user
Anyways, I'm up to play in about 15 mins
I still want hand cause i'm stupid
Do u tell the brain the opponent move
It's fun to say king on 2nd move as brain
I like this message
Hand's not gonna forget this
Bro actually gave me an idea cool
wtf is king on 2nd
ke2
- ke2
oh
BONG CLOUD
Or kd2
bong cloud 
If u want to be edgy
Legends say the opening is good if both players do it,it ends in a draw and you know what they say a perfect game of chess always ends in a draw
do u tell ur brain the opponent move tho
Average washed 900
(ik that was a joke)
hi
Nah. Kf2 is more solid
bruh every time i check this chat its always the same people
Please stop genuine request 👍
Active people stay active and inactive people stay inactive
That's how Discord work
Real
You would grow attached to the active guys, then miss them when they're gone or have changed
Yo
I still remember how Mitzu used to be active here all the time
Good afternoon everyone
Good afternoon
Hey Boston Mike
anyone from early 2023 remember when i used to bait people by saying wayward queen is goated
with 200 elo in brackets in my username
Bait used to be believable
Pull up to the after party 🔥🔥🔥😍
Indeed I have. I looked at your profile, and you seem like quite the optimistic fella
@plain arrow I have a question actually, if I may
What is it?
What's your rating on chess.com?
You can just check my profile bruh
You dropped?
It says you're in the 1600-1799 range. Just like mine
Yeah. 2ks are tough. Much tougher than Milu
why are u obsessed with goku
Why are you obsessed with ducks
im not, im just a duck
You're playing rated against 2k's?
Why would you allow that
I play -25 +100
I wanted to see if I could hold my ground against them
@plain arrow Essentially I wanted to challenge you to a game sometime. If you're interested. Since I know you and our ratings are similar
2000s are not that good
Mine's 1697
2000s are decent
Sure
Every 20 2ks I've played, 2 of them blunder M1 against me
2000s are trash fr
I mean yes, a thought at times crosses even my mind. Although it's quite a journey
Why you ask?
2000 fide is respectable
I find it funny how my opponents are almost all tilted 2000s for some reason
Splendid
2000 chess com is mid
japanese
Oh dear
Also there's this one guy who lost his win streak because of me, and then immediately started it again. It was funny
some random kid was on a 5 win streak and about to hit 2200 bullet for the first time then i beat him
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I knew it, he was a cheater
I remember watching you playing a tournament back in 2023 where you were 1200 rated, I think. I felt kinda bad that you got crushed by a lot of sub-2000 players
Oh yea
ptsd from that
@delicate coral Btw, my analysis of the opening was correct, just checked with engine
when I said I thought i was +1.5 i was actually underestimating, it was actually +2
i swear cc gives me easier opponents on my main than my alt
who is 1200 here/
i missed some tactics
I wonder if I could cross 1700 today
when i took the rook and won the h pawn the eval was +3
1700s are bad you got thids
which clown spam reported my alt and gave me three 2400 opponents in a row
ggs
is anyone 2100 here?
tough opening to play against if you dont have a line
Oh, we are not going to get along very well are we
or 2000
Rapid im in that range
wanna have a match?
the main appeal of e4 is to go Qh5 after e5 change my mind
i am 2150
just be patient and they will make a mistake
I am a 1700
okay ima play u in my alt acc
Well, was
i can teach you nihilus
https://play.chess.com/6jQgF @tall goblet
1700s are easy just play wayward queen and theyll play g6 Bc5
@dreamy lynx dm me
1700s play g6 then dont fianchetto their bishop
they mouse slip kf7 instead of castles
This is currently my winrate against 1800+ players
thats not good
Thats bad
It used to sit at around 32% when it was all 2k opponents
flexing winrate against 200s is crazy
Hm. Well you do talk like you're strong, I'll give you that. Very well, let's do it
sure my username is tosho_kapata
challenge me into rapid i wanna see how you think @jade idol
is this a 600 thinkin hes good
i am a 600 and i am good
Anybody here plays clash?
you are making a mistake underestimating me
Royale or Clans?
Just a moment
gg @tall goblet
Any
This is going to be very entertaining
Both. I got to TH10 and then decided to quit because of the long upgrade time
connect your account
And boredom
ngl u suck
Wt about royale
Stuck at Pekka Playhouse
good luck
💀
Yo we close
pekkas playhouse
i dont want to
what's his username?
I know
I was stuck at it until yesterday and now I'm Royal Arena, 2002 trophies
please dont say it here
you can dm if you want
but i would rather not have it be publicly accessible on the server
lol y?
im a lumberloon player fr
you told it to me before man
I'm honestly really bad at Pekka decks
because I’m paranoid about people prepping against me for tournament, please do not share the account name
nobody here is gonna prep against you
what rating
you need to get over yourself
please respect my wish
unfair icant send my 94% winrate
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ok @dreamy lynx i ma not reveal ur acc
aint noone gon prep you if youre 600
I remember panicking over a pekka hitting my tower, and a new one spawns right after the last one dies
COC?
i am th 12 max
connect account otherwise you're lying
you have my username i dmed you
TheLightRookFalls
Didn't ask
bruh
I'm talking about Royale
when i was 2k i didnt care who prepped me because nobody was scared of me otb
Welp i’m leaving the server




