💬〡general-off-topic

[stuck kestrel]

NO

[teal dragon]

Hello

[green jungle]

eyebatch is so bri'ish that when hes on his phone his pinky goes up

bro be holding that phone scrolling or something and you'll see his pinky go up

[minor spoke]

😎

[stuck kestrel]

stalker

[green jungle]

at least i have hobbies

[stuck kestrel]

how does that prove anything

[green jungle]

he has to say the c word

[stable mirage]

bottle of water

[stuck kestrel]

i cant say it 😔

[green jungle]

followed by innit

[stuck kestrel]

no bruh

[green jungle]

bruv

[stuck kestrel]

I MEANT BRUH

[green jungle]

sure you did

[stuck kestrel]

I meant bruh not bruv ong

[stable mirage]

bru

[toxic dust]

i have a bad hygiene

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/oshi-no-ko-anime-ai-hoshino-idol-gif-8712266706126317077

[worthy yarrow]

bru

[green jungle]

computer science major?

[toxic dust]

yes

[stuck kestrel]

i guessed that by looking at ur pfp

[green jungle]

same

[green jungle]

yeah well youre british

[stuck kestrel]

i break my spaghetti before eating it

[stuck kestrel]

British give me ptsd

Well now if youll excuse me

[green jungle]

mac and cheese is better

[toxic dust]

can anyone teach me how to play checkers

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/499429273468403723/1132687489728004157/image0.gif

[nova verge]

Nah

[stuck kestrel]

Ill go have my tea and omelette

goodbye lads

[toxic dust]

can anyone teach me checkers

[green jungle]

dont forget your hashbrowns

[green jungle]

https://www.lidraughts.org

[stuck kestrel]

I ate them all

[green jungle]

fish n' chips aye?

unless yow bloo'y ate it awl

[stuck kestrel]

Thats why we superior

[green jungle]

1776

[sweet lake]

aey

[stuck kestrel]

Go on and eat ur fish and “fries”

with coffee and “cookies”

Pathetic

[sweet lake]

who is we

just curios

[green jungle]

wrong gif AGINA

[stuck kestrel]

me

[stable mirage]

spot of milk

[sweet lake]

may i join we

[stuck kestrel]

Shu up burge eating arse

[green jungle]

burge

[stuck kestrel]

burger*

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-din-djarin-the-mandalorian-gif-25741774

[stuck kestrel]

yes. when i leave , u fight on my behalf

[green jungle]

pro embed

https://tenor.com/view/its-tina-gun-gif-13405900

[toxic dust]

please teach me checker

[stuck kestrel]

sus

[green jungle]

it looks like our boy kevins doing something inappropriate to the shotgun

[sweet lake]

whom do i have to fight

[green jungle]

disgord.gg/checkers

[sweet lake]

its easy

[stuck kestrel]

what else are u supposed to do when ur home alone

[random scarab]

gg

[stuck kestrel]

these american blokes here

[sweet lake]

obesity

slay

[stuck kestrel]

fax

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-persona3-minato-arisato-makoto-yuki-battle-gif-17813346

[sweet lake]

MODS

[random scarab]

@idle fern add me

[green jungle]

your name is i eat ass

[sweet lake]

furries

[sweet lake]

u got a problem

[green jungle]

no i have thirteen

[sweet lake]

nigerian monke~

[green jungle]

no im asian you have to say i eat cats and dogs

[sweet lake]

thirteen what?

[green jungle]

problems

[sweet lake]

china?

[green jungle]

ching chong your dog is gone

?

[sweet lake]

death is the solution to all problems
-stalin

[green jungle]

what a coincidence our glorious leader mao says so too

dont know that i just picked a number

[sweet lake]

slay

[green jungle]

slay kween

you go girl

[sweet lake]

ding ding

[green jungle]

ok

[sweet lake]

i eat kids

[green jungle]

finally found the meme

[sweet lake]

thats racist

[green jungle]

it's ok i have the chinese racist pass

[sweet lake]

biden blast 🗣️ 🫳

[green jungle]

or whatever it's called

[random scarab]

nah

[sweet lake]

its ok tho

[green jungle]

skil description does 2x damage against kids

[random scarab]

as an asian i approve

[sweet lake]

same

wait u r chinese?

[random scarab]

nah russian

[cursive pawn]

go away el gato

[random scarab]

💀

[green jungle]

anyways ima go now

[idle fern]

rude

[green jungle]

basically chinese

[random scarab]

i have asian eyes somehow even though im all european genes

[sweet lake]

potato queen

[cursive pawn]

yes

[idle fern]

he would be 2k if he knew the scotch

[random scarab]

fr

[sweet lake]

chink

[random scarab]

somebody thought i was indian

[sweet lake]

chinaman

[random scarab]

add me

eyy you did

[stable mirage]

scotch op

[random scarab]

btw i dmed you a very important question

[idle fern]

after my dinner 🙂

[random scarab]

alr

[vivid yoke]

kumalala Kumalala Kumala Savesta

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-ducks-swing-cute-animals-gif-15449339

[manic rose]

Hi

[sweet lake]

go eat a bat!! chang @green jungle

[nimble niche]

bat mentioned

[vivid yoke]

@upper arch

[nimble niche]

if it moves it goes in the wok

[sweet lake]

what was that

it hurt

my eys

[sand zephyr]

Yo

[nova verge]

Hi

[grim edge]

BONJOUR

suggsexfully killed the chat 🔥

[sand zephyr]

Hola

[grim edge]

awh nvm

[sand zephyr]

900 rated?

[grim edge]

555 😎

[sand zephyr]

Impressive . Your rating will be increased

[final condor]

Salut

[sand zephyr]

I am on the road to 1500

[grim edge]

that it will!

[grim edge]

Bonsoir

[sand zephyr]

My rating was 500 2 years ago

[vivid yoke]

My rating was 500 4 months ago

[digital phoenix]

and it still is

[sand zephyr]

Indian?

[vivid yoke]

Bangladeshi

[sand zephyr]

Nope

[grim edge]

my rating was 500 4 days ago (im the coolest)

[vivid yoke]

*ago?

[sand zephyr]

I can speak bangla but I am Indian

[final condor]

Merre, nous savons où ça va

[vivid yoke]

I can understand hindi

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-din-djarin-the-mandalorian-gif-25741774

[sand zephyr]

My rating is 1210 in rapid now

[vivid yoke]

my rating is 1180 now

[torpid lintel]

You can do it!

[vivid yoke]

yeah, very minor

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

wut

[sand zephyr]

Thanks

1325 in blitz

BTW bye

[final condor]

Mfw i queue up against double my rating

TLDR I play unrated during downtime

So I face extremely strong players that kick my ass

Highest I’ve faced is 2.2k

This dude got no chill

Anyways so I did a thing

[grim edge]

thas a lotta reactions u got there

[stable mirage]

wish I could q someone above 4k

[final condor]

Stockfish 16.2 is calling

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

daddy fishstock ?

[final condor]

Daddy’s back

4050 baby

[nova verge]

Hi dad

[final condor]

I just get grinded into and endgame

[graceful lintel]

Waoh waoh

jus opened discord

[nova verge]

What?

[graceful lintel]

nothing

Hola everyone

[nova verge]

Oh ok

[graceful lintel]

[torpid lintel]

CEO

[graceful lintel]

13 miss

[graceful lintel]

real
How's it going

[cursive pawn]

hi brhunoo

[graceful lintel]

Helloo how's it going

[cursive pawn]

im sad

[graceful lintel]

waht happened

Why sed

[torpid lintel]

All going nice! I am about to come near you! 1800 :)

[cursive pawn]

my brain doesnt produce seratonin

or dopamine

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> MOHIT (mohit2040)

This is the Chess.com profile of mohit2040. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: MOHIT (mohit2040)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1775 (1791 peak)
Blitz: 1341 (1478 peak)
Bullet: 1260 (1378 peak)

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[cursive pawn]

fr ong

no i got hit on the head

[wise mortar]

Im done with chesscom lmaooo

[graceful lintel]

LESSS GOOO
I tilted back to 1780s
Lost 40 elo and can't play chess nowdays nor study chess because of exams and other stuff

[green jungle]

go to wuhan silly boy

[toxic dust]

im 300 in blitz

[green jungle]

wait he got locked out

[cursive pawn]

nah i think my brain is not working might have brain cancer

[worthy yarrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1186956488137252924/1199924174798463088/caption.gif

[graceful lintel]

take care of yourself

[torpid lintel]

Ah glad you will be taking some rest. Soon you will be road to 1900 that's for sure.

[cursive pawn]

ok🥰

[wise mortar]

It is i got 200 elo 😭

[graceful lintel]

🍭here

[cursive pawn]

predator

[tall goblet]

@wise mortar do /profile

[toxic dust]

https://tenor.com/view/fun-gif-22515423

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/happycupcake-gif-22997102

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> weaponizeddonut

This is the Chess.com profile of weaponizeddonut. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1002 (peak)
Blitz: 759 (1073 peak)

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[tall goblet]

not bad

[nimble niche]

wayward queen is a goated opening

[graceful lintel]

yea
My dad said I can join chess tournaments after my exams

[graceful lintel]

Frfrfrff

[peak plank]

Playable, but not the best

[tall goblet]

bruh wtf

queens gambit

[torpid lintel]

That will be fun!
What time control you like to play on OTB tournament?

[nimble niche]

free wins when your opponents think they can play whatever they want and still maintain advantage

[graceful lintel]

30 mins ig wby

[graceful lintel]

dude 1200=no opinions

pixel gonna bully me for this

[vivid yoke]

you remind me of a frd

[cursive pawn]

Ok

[vivid yoke]

when he plays on chesscom he beats a 1100 easily but otb he cannot even beat a 600

[torpid lintel]

Same. I like time longer then 15 mins.

[vivid yoke]

*than

[nimble niche]

im so used to losing i always get into losing positions otb

[graceful lintel]

yea
But most of the time I dont really utilise my time

[nimble niche]

then my counterplay doesn't work because my opponent thinks for a whole hour

[vivid yoke]

you play at school?

[nimble niche]

no

[torpid lintel]

Alto correct thanks!

[nimble niche]

there was a chess club at school but nobody goes there

[vivid yoke]

I mean when we play at chess we don't get chess clock and sometimes we have to make a move very fast while our opponent is thinking for like an hour

[nimble niche]

are you the best in your school?

[torpid lintel]

Maybe he gets nervous there

[worthy yarrow]

nah otb blindess is real

[vivid yoke]

I don't think I am

but in my class yes

[worthy yarrow]

for ppl who play online it's hard to see the full physical board

[nimble niche]

imagine being the best in your school

[vivid yoke]

I taught him "how" to play chess 1 month ago

[torpid lintel]

Same. But I just played 1 otb tournament.
And i used my time on 3 games. After that i got tried and played fast

[graceful lintel]

same I lost a game because of this

[nimble niche]

im only one year away from being the best in my school since the best player is gonna graduate at the end of the year

[vivid yoke]

I'm not sure after June there will be a chess tournament in our school if I win the 1st prize then I think I'll be the best in my school

[torpid lintel]

And he can win against 1100 easily? Wow. You are good coach!

[toxic dust]

no wayward queen is trash

[nimble niche]

wayward queen is garbage fr

[vivid yoke]

Online*

[toxic dust]

bongcloud is great

[vivid yoke]

I play bongcloud against my 800 rated frd

[nimble niche]

i help the environment by playing garbage instead of throwin it away

[toxic dust]

ok

[torpid lintel]

By the way is it allowed to walk during chess games? It Might help me

[nimble niche]

I moved my king to the centre against two 800s and won both times

[vivid yoke]

I guess yes

if you don't talk with anyone

[nimble niche]

how good is the best player in your school

[cursive pawn]

minecraft

[vivid yoke]

are you asking me?

[torpid lintel]

[nimble niche]

yeah

[random scarab]

me

[vivid yoke]

I don't even know who is the best player in our school

[random scarab]

(im home schooled)

[cursive pawn]

GO AWAY EL GATO

[nimble niche]

hi home schooled

[random scarab]

wait does my dad count

cause technically he isnt in school but he is in the home

[nimble niche]

we never have any internal tournaments but i basically have an idea of who's the best

[vivid yoke]

well we play chess very secretly, bringing board in our school is not allowed

there are so many chess boards in our school but our teachers don't lend us

[nimble niche]

it's gonna be disappointing when i become the top player at school next year

[vivid yoke]

but if there is a very strict time control then maybe I'm the best chess player in my school

[nimble niche]

the top players have been 2500s for years and then you see a random 2300 kid at the top

[vivid yoke]

in bangladeshi schools good chess players are usually rare

there are only few players over 2000 in bangladesh

[nimble niche]

online or fide?

[vivid yoke]

both

[nimble niche]

there are plenty of online 2000s in bangladesh

idk about fide

[vivid yoke]

then only fide I guess

[random scarab]

ngl im tryna find a 2000 to play

my rating would be higher than a weed smoker

[vivid yoke]

the best chess player of bangladesh is #1145 in world ranking

[random scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[undone jetty]

2236 uscf i think 2 nms at my school but my schools chess club is like so dead 💀

[random scarab]

jkjk

[nimble niche]

our school chess club doesn't even exist

[shy pike]

my school chess club is 🐈

[nimble niche]

it was active for a week or two at the start of the year since new year 7s wanna play but even they get bored

[vivid yoke]

there are 37 chess players in bangladesh who have a rating over 2000 in classical

[nimble niche]

im just about the most overrated player out there who didn't intentionally manipulate ratings

[vivid yoke]

in which 4 are gm

[grim edge]

google enpassant

[nimble niche]

there are ten gms in aus

[vivid yoke]

are you from aus

[nimble niche]

yes

[grim edge]

yes mate

[cursive pawn]

HI

[grim edge]

wa

[nimble niche]

nsw

[shy pike]

Australia

[vivid yoke]

are these fide rating or chesscom rating

[shy pike]

Is fake

[nimble niche]

@severe oxide lives in wa

[grim edge]

CHESS

[nimble niche]

why are they all washed gms

[vivid yoke]

because

[nimble niche]

none of them are 2500

[vivid yoke]

2008 was the last year a gm came out from Bangladesh

[cursive pawn]

Grr

[nimble niche]

aus is not far from getting an 11th gm

[grim edge]

yur welcome

[vivid yoke]

are they fide rating or chesscom rating @nimble niche

[nimble niche]

fide

[shy pike]

they aren't far from losing one of them >:) 🔪

[shy pike]

GRRRRRR

[cursive pawn]

OMG SHUT UP

[vivid yoke]

what do you think what a 1200 chesscom rated player's fide rating can be

[nimble niche]

i bet sardana will be the next aussie gm

[shy pike]

sorry

[graceful lintel]

Yea it is

[brisk karma]

My english broke

[shy pike]

What the heck did virgins have to do with that

[nimble niche]

unrated since any rating below 1400 would show as unrated

[brisk karma]

Dont worry

[shy pike]

lmfao oki

[brisk karma]

Your entire account screams women

[grim edge]

bro I've been gambliing my chess elo for 8 hours ;-;

[shy pike]

what how

[vivid yoke]

what about this then

how do they have a fide rating of 1201

[brisk karma]

Because gay people love to be counted

[shy pike]

by being chess player

[shy pike]

wha

[brisk karma]

You even respond like a woman

Id even think you are a woman

[shy pike]

what

[grim edge]

stormy is a woman o-o

[shy pike]

no I'm a fake

[grim edge]

oop nvm then

[shy pike]

everyone knows women aren't real wtf

[nimble niche]

it's in effect from 1st of march

if you play a tournament now it gets rated in march

[vivid yoke]

Ic

[vale frost]

[shy pike]

nooo don't

[grim edge]

idk if bro is joking or

[vale frost]

I think both

[shy pike]

whaa

[grim edge]

...

[static ridge]

ima go take my sicilian dragon masterclass

[cursive pawn]

OK

[vivid yoke]

are you asian

[vale frost]

Am not human

[shy pike]

okiii

[grim edge]

ohhh I haven't play that in so long!!!!!!!

that was the first opening I learn as black

[static ridge]

👍 , i really need to start learning more, ive been playing too much

but i realized i need to stop spamming e5

[vivid yoke]

what's wrong with you guys' english

[shy pike]

never

[grim edge]

Im not a eglish speaker o-o

[shy pike]

sowwy ill tlak like this 🥺

[vale frost]

R word

[shy pike]

radical

[vale frost]

I think you know what i mean

[shy pike]

racecar

[vivid yoke]

so ain't we

[static ridge]

there are many new chess.com lessons now, im gonna watch the calculation with dvoretsky now

[grim edge]

ig u just better at english then

[shy pike]

KATTEN!!!

😺

[vivid yoke]

you like chipi chipi chapa chapa

[static ridge]

dvoretsky's english is very very very hard to understand he keeps mumbling

[vale frost]

And they said chesd players were calm and intellectual

[idle fern]

who lied to you saying this

[shy pike]

nee
ik hou van katten

[shy pike]

what is a binki fan btw

[vale frost]

Typical hollywood movies type of sh

[idle fern]

just a artist I listen to

[grim edge]

i will sleep in an hour and i hope when i wake up, you wont be chatting here like yesterday

[vale frost]

Hi dahlia

[grim edge]

hahah

Hi

[torpid lintel]

Thanks for letting me know :)

[vale frost]

Am gonna start assuming you're a commoner here

Why do i keep seeing you

[grim edge]

i live and breathe in this server

[shy pike]

oh what kind of paintings do they make

[vivid yoke]

I think in her country there is no night

[vale frost]

If anything Please stop breathing

[grim edge]

Nooooo

[shy pike]

don't say thatt

[grim edge]

thank you stormy

[vale frost]

Ey dont take it seriously now

[grim edge]

:3

[warm spindle]

dont talk to my target like that

[grim edge]

Hi Choky

[shy pike]

:33

[grim edge]

target?

[idle fern]

not that type of artist broo 😭

[grim edge]

am I a dartboard?

[undone jetty]

crazyh

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bike-gif-20706063

[vivid yoke]

Trans-European Automated Real-time Gross settlement Express Transfer

[grim edge]

sherlock

[shy pike]

oh a drawer

[grim edge]

but goofy

Chokyyyyyyyyyyy

come join study lounge 1 @warm spindle

[warm spindle]

not at my computer right now

[idle fern]

im going to be in your room tonight

[grim edge]

go use your computer now

[idle fern]

ITS NOT THAT ARTIST 😭

[random scarab]

im in your chess accoutn

[shy pike]

omg please I'm so lonely

[idle fern]

[vivid yoke]

do you like austrian artists

[shy pike]

I didn't mean it in weird way...

[peak plank]

🥱

[grim edge]

very loud sound plus not cute

[shy pike]

i just want human interaction

[idle fern]

why are you in my chess account

[random scarab]

what a nice painting

[idle fern]

my password isn't that easy to get right

[random scarab]

to steal your elo

[tulip lichen]

why are you assuming he meant you meant it in a weird way

[vivid yoke]

sure he is

I bet he became a world famous artist

[shy pike]

idk cause the video seems to imply it

[tulip lichen]

wanting randoms in your room is crazy ngl

like you dont even know the person's name

[idle fern]

mehehe

[random scarab]

check your chess.com account

https://tenor.com/view/look-smile-smirk-breezy-moves-ornery-gif-3520545

[tulip lichen]

can respect that (go outside)

[idle fern]

NOOOOOOO

MY RAPID WENT FROM 1925 TO 1925 NOOOOO

[vale frost]

Dam

[grim edge]

okay, i type on chat in the morning around 6am-8am then do business and type again during my lunch at 3pm EST then prob join VCs then do other stuff then im free again after 6pm EST...now that i have decided to sleep around 10pm or 11pm, i join VCs before i sleep.most of the time i join VCs in the morning or evening for background noise. last night, i was in a VC while watching Blade Runner 2049

[idle fern]

give me my elo back el gato

[random scarab]

nah

[tulip lichen]

ok chat i need a good time waster

[vale frost]

Whats so important about disvord vcs..

[peak plank]

with bast ofc

[vivid yoke]

perhaps she likes human interaction so much

[random scarab]

go up to a person and start telling them a really interesting story

[vale frost]

If thats the case i must be a hermit then

[grim edge]

background noise.. im usually on mute when i join VCs unless im being goofy

[random scarab]

and right before you tell them the ending of the story / the punchline

[tulip lichen]

its 6:34 am

[vale frost]

To be more harsh am a loner

[random scarab]

just say "oh nvm" and end the convo

[tulip lichen]

nobody is awake

[random scarab]

on discord

[tulip lichen]

kid named nobody

[random scarab]

kid named kid

[cosmic barn]

kid named named

[random scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[tulip lichen]

interesting story

[random scarab]

them a really interesting story

[idle fern]

what

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/shinobu-cute-monogatari-drool-want-gif-5162464

[tulip lichen]

do i pull out of my rear or

do i get it online

[random scarab]

out of your rear

[tulip lichen]

fr

[random scarab]

i sent a challenge

[idle fern]

gotcha

send it again

[random scarab]

i did

[static ridge]

i just gambled 20 elo away

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-boykisser-meme-gif-gif-27524383

[solar crest]

Hi

[warm spindle]

Yes.

[bright eagle]

what's your blitz?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-7099278856497118059

[tulip lichen]

some will watch this video to not waste time
im gonna watch this video because i want to know the best way to waste time

[nova verge]

Hi

[static ridge]

from 1431 to 1411 in under 2.6 mins

[warm spindle]

literally

[solar crest]

just study and get control in your mind, thats all

[tulip lichen]

nvm this is some bullshit

[warm spindle]

i cant get the men and ladies off of me

[nova verge]

Use bug spray

[solar crest]

i dont get it, we are applying science to get control over mind

[static ridge]

this is actually so dumb

[warm spindle]

only works on 5 11 people

[tulip lichen]

its mid term break wym study

[nova verge]

Then just yell

[solar crest]

guys in kings indian white side, if black squared bishop cannot be taken to g5, where can it be take elsewhere

[solar crest]

ha, We have exams every month

[solar crest]

plus our stupid NCERT Minister reduced syllabus to advice kids to not do hard jobs and make tiktok instead

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-ash-pokeball-gif-21700553

[tulip lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/i-show-speed-speed-speed-barking-gif-24657759

[vivid yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/doge-dancing-doge-coin-dogecoin-gif-21839300

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bark-gif-20068634

[shy pike]

I do but I'm bad at tlak :(

[minor spoke]

HI BOTS

[tulip lichen]

dad with a random taxi driver

[shy pike]

that is more fun to say than nee :(

[fickle rampart]

Oui

[wise mortar]

I haven’t played for a week now my brain go ooga booga chess wtf

[shy pike]

meow

[peak plank]

btw https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1182371000831184906

[vivid yoke]

play the giga ooga gambit

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebobsquarepants-chocolate-gif-19415198

[minor spoke]

Agreed

[random scarab]

LETS GO

[fickle rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-chocolate-gif-25382789

[random scarab]

I BEAT AN 1925

LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[idle fern]

congrats

[minor spoke]

Wait dang thats pretty big no?

[idle fern]

i wonder who the 1925 was

[shy pike]

😺🐈🐈🐈

[minor spoke]

Thank u storm ...

[vale frost]

Back

Who am i kidding nobody knows me here

[minor spoke]

Bro u joined like days ago

[shy pike]

HI

[cinder sky]

yo

[shy pike]

🍦

[vale frost]

Yep thats the point,nobody knows me here

[fickle rampart]

Yep thats the point,nobody knows me here

[vale frost]

Dam

[odd ridge]

sup

[nova verge]

🧈

[vivid yoke]

Guys I finally hit 1200

[cursive pawn]

idc

shut duh lee yuh

[grim edge]

ok

[cursive pawn]

ok

[grim edge]

ok

[cursive pawn]

shut up

[grim edge]

shut up

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fighting-fighting-cats-anniehasleftoop-gif-23317332

[grim edge]

gn

[cursive pawn]

no sleep

sleep for weak (i slept all day and missed a class)

[worn ice]

LimiCC (1096) vs. jaisonkj (1084)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Qf6 3. Nc3 c6 4. d4 d6 5. Bg5 Qg6 6. dxe5 dxe5 7. Qd8# 

[stable mirage]

600 gameplay

https://lichess.org/paste

[cinder sky]

omg its sirius

[stable mirage]

omg icy icy

[cursive pawn]

stop cheating

[nova verge]

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[idle fern]

they just have a good gaming chair

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-racing-meme-funny-rotating-chair-gif-25258918

[nova verge]

That looks like the sims

[grim edge]

truly an epic gamer moment

[tulip lichen]

i think he doesnt like chocolate

get ready because they're gonna accuse the fk out of you

bro idgaf im just telling you

[brisk karma]

I mean there were only 7 moves

[tulip lichen]

gang im not saying im gonna accuse him

[brisk karma]

I didnt mean to imply that

[tulip lichen]

i know that its possible

im just saying anytime people see a 99% accuracy on a game that was played by someone that isnt titled they instantly click the report button

[flint fox]

lost my wallet in a public vehicle today

[nova verge]

Noooooooooo

[vale frost]

God i want a motorbike with 400 or even above cc so bad

[nimble niche]

chess is for autists

[vale frost]

I am one.

[nimble niche]

chess is for full stop users

[minor spoke]

.

[vale frost]

How about you man,you got a motorbike?

[minor spoke]

I am the motorbike

[nova verge]

Vroom vroom

[vale frost]

Dam.

You let dudes ride you anyday,thats cool..

[grim edge]

[boreal cosmos]

[minor spoke]

I ride myself

I am transformer

[tulip lichen]

hey bro some women ride motorbikes too

[vale frost]

Aye

[minor spoke]

Inclusion

And diversity

[vale frost]

Lemme rephrase that

[surreal valve]

Hi

[vale frost]

"Dam you let everyone ride you anyday thats cool"

[minor spoke]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @surreal valve, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[surreal valve]

I have a question. How to get fide rating?

[minor spoke]

Compete in FIDE tournaments

[surreal valve]

I am 26 years old and just started want to get into chess. Although i am thinking im a very late starter.

[surreal valve]

Yes i have also a question for that. Im new to chess tournament. What will I expect there?

[rocky vale]

You'll have to play games

[surreal valve]

When I register for chess comp, do I compete in 3 stages immediately? Like standard, rapid, blitz?

[minor spoke]

Depends on the time control, mostly its classical with time controls around 30 mins to 1 h 30 m

[tulip lichen]

i like how in this server we go from 14 year olds to 30 year olds real quick

[spark cove]

Im boutta passant haaaaaaauuu

[surreal valve]

So how is the chess system? Like the timings? Im new to this.

[tulip lichen]

one second you're chatting with a teen other second you're chatting with an adult with a wife and 2 kids

[minor spoke]

Depends on what u wanna compete in, titles are only given to classical time controls

[rocky vale]

I'm an infant, actually

[stable mirage]

600s to 2200s

[surreal valve]

Ohh, probably for starters, i want to do standard. Although it would be fun to get fide rate on rapid and blitz.

I mean can i get fide rating of 800ish in all category?

Is there any rules? I mean im new to chess so i'll probably lose all games.

[minor spoke]

It depends on ur strength

[tulip lichen]

chess boxing

[peak plank]

no.

[spark cove]

Are there amateur blitz tournaments? Sounds funny

[surreal valve]

Is there a minimum fide? I can get 800 right?

[peak plank]

the lowest FIDE is 1000

[plain arrow]

imagine Mike Tyson playing chess boxing lol

[plain arrow]

1400

[peak plank]

it isnt march

so still 1000

[surreal valve]

Ok... and i have to win one game?

[plain arrow]

I think it's 3 or 5 games

[peak plank]

no. you have to be above 1000

[spark cove]

You'd have an easier time googling this stuff

[surreal valve]

I did and the info is different

[minor spoke]

Alr pixel u take over the question answering i gotta dip

[peak plank]

anything below 1000 counts as unrated

[surreal valve]

Ohhhh

[peak plank]

it still exists for you its just not shown

[surreal valve]

What about FOA? Fide online rating? The website says we can play there instead of going to tournament for rating

[digital phoenix]

not fide rating only for title

[surreal valve]

Or is FOA, more of a fake rating and not a real one.

[peak plank]

FOA rating is different than normal FIDE rating

[peak plank]

fake

im sure lasanga knows

[surreal valve]

Thank goodness i didnt pay for it

[plain arrow]

Mighty Markus probably paid for it lol

since he said he's an AIM

[surreal valve]

And about titles. Some google says 1200 you get a title. Some says real title is 2200

Or 2000

[minor spoke]

1200 will get u a title of 'come destroy me in chess'

[plain arrow]

there's no titles that are available at 1200

[surreal valve]

Its available on FOA

[peak plank]

no real titles

[plain arrow]

oh

[spark cove]

Nobody cares about those

[surreal valve]

I mean i was quiet happy i can get certificate on 1200 lol

[plain arrow]

did not consider arena titles

[peak plank]

also USCF category titles

[plain arrow]

it's something like a participation award

[surreal valve]

Oh ok

[minor spoke]

Also try to play otb more than online, its a lot better for ur chess

[peak plank]

5 norms (of 1400+ perf) + 1200 rating

[surreal valve]

Ok so 1000 huh 🤔

[grim edge]

i think that should be reserved for 500's like me

[peak plank]

fake titles

[wise mortar]

I want 1000 elo title

[topaz pollen]

i want WGM title

[wise mortar]

Spongebob Chess that is

[surreal valve]

Whats otb stands for

[peak plank]

ok im out

[minor spoke]

Issok

[grim edge]

on the board

[plain arrow]

I want WCM title

[wise mortar]

🥵

[surreal valve]

Wait... i still got questions 🤣

[rocky vale]

Over the board

[wise mortar]

Coward

[grim edge]

mods are scary man

[minor spoke]

Im here

[surreal valve]

Oh ok

[minor spoke]

For like 5 mins lol so ask away

[spark cove]

OTB means over the board, chess in person

[surreal valve]

Oh ok

[wise mortar]

Ok wish me luck, booty

[plain arrow]

no drawing arrows, no premoving and you have to tap the clock to end your turn

[surreal valve]

Could you tell me what happens inside a tournament? So i come and play with how many people

[stable mirage]

category titles

[plain arrow]

worst of all, your opponent can see what you're doing

[wise mortar]

Interesting

[grim edge]

gl mate 💀💪

[spark cove]

Some assholes even think on your own time, the nerve of them

[stable mirage]

definitely cheating

[digital phoenix]

acm will only show up next to ur name otb nowhere else

[stable mirage]

just like looking at your opponents pieces

[digital phoenix]

so if u want an arena title u better play otb or its gonna be useless

[surreal valve]

Ok

[wise mortar]

And we cant see legal moves smh

[plain arrow]

imagine not walking around and spectating other games when it's not your turn

[surreal valve]

In a comp, how many people we are playing against?

[peak plank]

fakest thing to ever exist

[digital phoenix]

foa or physical

[grim edge]

Anish takes the cake for walkig the most during games ez

[peak plank]

though tbh nobody cares that it exists

neither do I

[stable mirage]

unsurprisingly

[surreal valve]

After i heard about fake titles in FOA, i think foa is useless. So physical.

[minor spoke]

Depends on the tourney again, but anywhere from 10-100 people

[peak plank]

ofc, not 2200+ = fake

[digital phoenix]

its not fake per se it shows up otb

[surreal valve]

I have to fight 100 people?

[minor spoke]

The larger the prize money the larger the size

[digital phoenix]

but physical can be any amount i have a tournament this weekend with 190 people

[minor spoke]

Nope only those in ur rating, so ull be playing maybe 4-5 games

[wise mortar]

Why the rook doesnt castle itself when i moved the king otb?

[surreal valve]

Do we have to pay to get a FIDE ID?

[stable mirage]

how lazy can chess players ge

[grim edge]

they forgor to patch it irl 😭

[minor spoke]

This should be free

[nimble niche]

why was my clock still running when i played a move otb

[wise mortar]

And dont forgot our other hand: 😴

[spark cove]

Your board might be outdated

[digital phoenix]

yes

[digital phoenix]

what

[surreal valve]

Weird... in indonesia, a chess community told us to pay 10 euros to get a fide id. We also need to submit IDs and pictures stuff.

[grim edge]

politics

[minor spoke]

Only for uscf not fide

[wise mortar]

Ada endonesia coyyy

[minor spoke]

Oh idk about indonesia

[digital phoenix]

for me fide

[surreal valve]

Oh indonesia juga?

So after i compete in one chess competition, i'll get a fide rating and id right?

[digital phoenix]

u have to register id and then meet requirements in tournament

but im malaysian so idk

[surreal valve]

Please elaborate.

[minor spoke]

5 games i think??

[surreal valve]

What if i lose all 5 games?

[minor spoke]

Its ok

You dont have to win

But try to 😁

[surreal valve]

Because in chess.com, my elo is 800

Whats the difference between chess.com, lichess and others.

[wise mortar]

Lichess bad thats it

[kind delta]

i think lichess is more inflated

[wise mortar]

Chesscom supremacy

[minor spoke]

Well FIDE isnt connected to any of the online ones

[spark cove]

Propaganda

[wise mortar]

Give me mod title pls

[tulip lichen]

you cant get a fide rating at 800 i think

[minor spoke]

Chess.com has a more stable rating system, lichess is very inflated (around 400-600 elo higher)

[wise mortar]

Mod ban this guy

[tulip lichen]

inflation is crazy

usd vs indian rupee

[minor spoke]

No joke

[minor spoke]

[surreal valve]

What do you think a player with 1000-1100 are? Easy to obtain or beat?

[wise mortar]

Yeah 1300s players there playing like a 700

[minor spoke]

Around 1100-1200 chess.com i would say

But once u get like 1400-1500 FIDE it would suddenly jump to like 1800 on chess.com

[surreal valve]

Are those people easy in tournaments?

[minor spoke]

Uhh idk 💀 depends on how strong u are

Also theres always people at ur level that shouldnt be a problem

[surreal valve]

I just want to join one tournament, get a fide rating, get a fide id. And thats it. Until i joined chess courses and lessons, i wont be joining other comps 🤣 i can also brag this in my linkedin cv 🤣🤣

[wise mortar]

Get outta here Nigerian Prince

[minor spoke]

If thats the case, maybe take lessons before u start

[severe oxide]

where

[minor spoke]

Lichess ratings dont have any meaning

HI INCHO

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1fDFHXcykq4iw8Gg7s5hG9?si=7735e6637c244e4d

[surreal valve]

Oh yeah, i have a question. In online, i see a lot of different timings. Which ond is the correct one?

[spark cove]

There'd be nothing to brag about. Some people think of chess as an intellectuals game but anybody that knows of chess will laugh at you bragging about 1000 rating

[minor spoke]

OMG NO UR NITRO ENDED 😭

[grim edge]

I stopped boosting the server

[minor spoke]

For tournaments? Idk u have to check with the local club whoever is hosting the tourney

[surreal valve]

I mean not bragging. Just feel happy my name gets to be put on fide website🤣

[minor spoke]

Oh ur not pink anymore :( I liked the pink

[wise mortar]

Yeah my suggestion is just enjoy the game online at first, if you can beat 1500s elo players consistently then go try the fide stuff

[grim edge]

people change. feelings change. nothing stays the same

[wise mortar]

Damn

[peak plank]

welp

[minor spoke]

Wise words as usual by u 😁

[surreal valve]

Does 1000 elo players in competition know all the basics? Like tactics and stuff?

[minor spoke]

Only by u and chokebar

[minor spoke]

Nope

[grim edge]

if it's not him, it's no one. we all gonna suffer together

[peak plank]

basics of what?

[brisk karma]

Except for vegans, they all stay relatively annoying

[surreal valve]

Umm.... idk castling... el peasant?

[wise mortar]

How the knight moves

[peak plank]

yes.

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/beyonce-royalty-queen-bey-peasants-walk-in-the-club-gif-6007888

[minor spoke]

El peasant is crazy

[wise mortar]

Bro el royalty

[peak plank]

whats yall chessable rank

[surreal valve]

Blitz is standard right?

[wise mortar]

Whats that? A new kind of cheese cake?

[brisk karma]

El vegans deserve to be put in a stable and have tomatoes thrown at them from afar.

[minor spoke]

I dont even use chessable 💀

[spark cove]

What gun do you guys recommend for bullet chess? I've been thinking of trying my hand at it

[wise mortar]

I only play at chesscom because they are the best of the best

[surreal valve]

Is blitz = standard?

[wise mortar]

Now give me diamond membership

[minor spoke]

Nope classical

[kind delta]

gun?

[brisk karma]

357 magnum, its beginner free and has huge firepower

[spark cove]

Hell yeah brother thanks

[wise mortar]

Violence is not allowed sir

[surreal valve]

How many methods are in chess? Or how many tactics?

[vague burrow]

no more server boosting

[tulip lichen]

eel peas ant

[brisk karma]

Coupld thousand

[minor spoke]

Infinite

[brisk karma]

If you count ppening tactics

[brisk karma]

Wrong

[plain arrow]

I lose to 1400s a lot in blitz but not in rapid for some reason

blitz players are just stronger somehow

[spark cove]

How many methods? Tactics? I don't think you are ready for a tournament..

[brisk karma]

Cause blitz players are better than rapid

[minor spoke]

That meant 'enough so that the number doesnt matter'

[wise mortar]

Bro just enjoy the game online, don’t blunder, take opponents hanging pieces

[grim edge]

prob no more study group server, too. are you in that server?

[kind delta]

why tho

[surreal valve]

Huh?

[spark cove]

That question doesn't make any sense

[minor spoke]

Wait can u send me inv link

[wise mortar]

Just play and play

[surreal valve]

What do they call it in chess?

[brisk karma]

Blitz players are better at time management and thinking on the spot, rapid players are just planners

[vague burrow]

nah

[grim edge]

idk how incho invited me in there ask him

[cursive pawn]

Im so trash at valorant

[peak plank]

ill send it

[minor spoke]

Okee

[wise mortar]

Try other openings

[peak plank]

check DM

[cursive pawn]

SHUT UP

[wise mortar]

Sorry papi

[surreal valve]

In chess, i heard about sicillian defense

[cursive pawn]

Muwah bbg

[minor spoke]

Got it

[spark cove]

Methods? Chess openings you mean? I don't know, I haven't studied any but there are a lot and every one of them has "variations" like branches on a tree

[surreal valve]

So there are openings, middle and endings right?

[spark cove]

Yeah

[kind delta]

At what rating do u suggest i start studying openings and endgames

Im currently 1601 rapid

[spark cove]

Shouldn't you be learning them already

[surreal valve]

I heard people at 2000 are crazy grinders and its hard to get to 2200?

[wise mortar]

Keep going until you got stuck at some point

[kind delta]

Really? Everyone's telling me to start when I hit 2000.

[spark cove]

I've heard that it's possible to get to 2000 without studying openings but the earlier the better right?

[surreal valve]

If you all know, im a speedcuber and i searched online that its a mind sport. Therefore i search for other mind sport and found chess and esport to be categorized as mind sport.

[spark cove]

2000 chessdotcom

[kind delta]

True, but does it have an effect this early?

[surreal valve]

If I dedicate fully and full time on chess, can it become a career?

[lethal hawk]

@surreal valve

[wise mortar]

No

[spark cove]

Most important question is, how old are you?

[vague burrow]

Yes

[surreal valve]

26 this year

[spark cove]

Nope, too late for you

[surreal valve]

??? 🤔🤔

[wise mortar]

Bro

[kind delta]

So nows the perfect time..

[vague burrow]

💀 was that

[wise mortar]

Free diamond membership

[spark cove]

To make a career out of chess you need to win tournaments. To win tournaments you need to be strong and the only ones that pay well are the ones at the top level. There are only a handfull of GMs that got their title past 18 years old

Most GMs started playing chess young 5-15

[stable mirage]

coaching > tournament winnings

[surreal valve]

Im confused... my cousins told me that "nothing is ever too late if you start"

[surreal valve]

Damnnn

[vague burrow]

what a scam

[tired wren]

playing cuz of mental issues>>>

[spark cove]

There are exceptions to everything

[wise mortar]

Im playing just for the trash talking on chat

[surreal valve]

...... guess i'll find another sport?? 🙃

[minor spoke]

Acheiving a title is definitely doable, getting GM is extremely difficult

[stable mirage]

idk I’m scared of cm now

[stable mirage]

2200 fide is insanity

[tired wren]

are you this guy.

lol

[spark cove]

If you want a hobby go ahead. If you're looking at chess as a career then I say it's not worth it

[cursive pawn]

im so good🥰

[stable mirage]

average instalock jett and reyna

[wise mortar]

Thats too far bro

Lol

[cursive pawn]

I dont even have any character

[spark cove]

How?

[cursive pawn]

Like only jett and reyn

[stable mirage]

is that unrated

[tender umbra]

My first and last 2 hours of school were cancelled time to sweat until I get 1000 Elo

[surreal valve]

🤔🤔 any sport recommendation that can become a career? I wanna do something i love. I mean sport like football gets u famous and rich.

[tired wren]

ikr, I forked that guy's king n queen with my knight in blitz

[cursive pawn]

No comp

[stable mirage]

bruh why do you not have agents

[tired wren]

then he said this n left

[wise mortar]

Did he resign, i usually got players wasting the damn time

[stable mirage]

level 20 gives you time for like 5 new ones at least

[wise mortar]

Better abandoning than wasting my whole 10 minutes

[tired wren]

abandoned.... I get those too

[tired wren]

that's also why I don't play 30mins game 😂

[cursive pawn]

I got one character i forgot it

[wise mortar]

Wish they punished more, those damn losers

[tender umbra]

Yo but imagine casually telling people that your a chess master!?

Do you know how cool that is???

[cursive pawn]

But my friend told me to take reyna

[stable mirage]

reyna is good if you focus on mechanics

[spark cove]

Whichever one you're good at

[random scarab]

true but he played checkers before

[spark cove]

Keyword being past. Before engines

[stable mirage]

ah yes checkers

[wise mortar]

Checkers

[random scarab]

while we were playing chess he was playing checkers

[cursive pawn]

Idk man this sht hard

[stable mirage]

fun fact I played tic tac toe

[random scarab]

imagine this guy rizzing you up

[wise mortar]

Well damn i play sudoku bro

[cursive pawn]

My friend be gettin 30 kils😭

[surreal valve]

😏😏wanna be good? Pay for fide premium in FOA and use stockfish 16

[grim edge]

if it's not him, it's no one.

[stable mirage]

if you want to have fun I recommend either playing unrated with that friend or solo queuing comp

[minor spoke]

Wait hold up u got rizzed up by at least 5 people in this server

[stable mirage]

no server boost?

[surreal valve]

Whose gonna be the first 3000 player?

[minor spoke]

IKR ITS GONE

[random scarab]

me

[cursive pawn]

He is like immortal so he is carrying me

[wise mortar]

I can and i will

[grim edge]

but they are not him

[minor spoke]

Fair

[glad canyon]

w

[wise mortar]

Hey i screamed “the roooook” too 😎

[spark cove]

I don't doubt that. I believe I watched Levy's video on him but my point is that someone starting chess brand new at 26 years old is highly unlikely to make a living out of it so don't give the guy asking about it false hope.

[glad canyon]

last chrismas

[grim edge]

guys, is owning two accounts for yourself against the fair play policy?

[stable mirage]

!alt

[stable jungle]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[wise mortar]

No if they don’t know

[grim edge]

oh, ok. good to know.

thanks

[wise mortar]

And stop asking

[plain arrow]

depends on what 2000 you mean. 2000 lichess? not that difficult. 2000 chess.com? getting there. 2000 FIDE? You better have 10 years of experience competitively or else.

[stable mirage]

2000 chess.org

[wise mortar]

Sorry papi

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2000 chess.edu

[spark cove]

So I made a bet with my friend and gotta play a BO7 against him. Any unethical gambits I can try? I don't have enough time to study openings

[digital phoenix]

2000 fide? ligma balls

[digital phoenix]

play van geet

[stable mirage]

2000 superhardalgebraproblems

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2000 chess.gov

[stable mirage]

.c*m*

[spark cove]

Nah im looking for some UTB tricks if you know what I'm saying. Like gorilla glue his pieces ya feel?

[wise mortar]

Mod ban this guy

[stable mirage]

for censoring company?

yikes

[wise mortar]

They are banning everyone nowadays

[stable mirage]

nah mods love furries too much

[cursive pawn]

genshin impact

[stable mirage]

I’m practically invincible

[wise mortar]

Source?

[spark cove]

Mods ban this guy

[cursive pawn]

OK

[stable mirage]

I’m not banned yet

[grim edge]

omg, i keep on saying that im 48 years old and the band that i like listening to now is called 1975...coincidence...i listen to About You

[cursive pawn]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[digital phoenix]

just accidentally flip the board

[stable mirage]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[plain arrow]

nah. Just hire a beaver to eat his pieces

[digital phoenix]

i did that before

[cursive pawn]

IM A BEAVER

[wise mortar]

Well goddamn im a furry now

[cursive pawn]

dahlia stop with the faces

[stable mirage]

putting a mirror on the ceiling is more convenient

[minor spoke]

Bro reacted to his own message

[stable mirage]

lmao imagine doing that

[grim edge]

what

[wise mortar]

[minor spoke]

...

[glad canyon]

real

[minor spoke]

Reactions cooking

[cursive pawn]

Goo goo ga ga

[grim edge]

jiggly jiggly i cant sleeeepppppppppppppppppppppppp

[cursive pawn]

Sucks