💬〡general-off-topic

[hasty cove]

Im a good listener

[static ridge]

you shouldnt play these hypermodern openings at lower level because its too complicated and most lower elo (like me) need to learn how to play in the positions that you face

with less space, smaller center

at 500-1500 level i dont think we should be playing hypermodern openings, instead just fight for center and develop

[foggy loom]

Thought and emotions come and go. See them more like experiences. Don't identify with them, just let them be, it's alright. You're not depressed, you are you, you experience depression or whatever label people put on it. Be ok with it being there but refuse to let it affect you. When you fight it, you empower it.

[static ridge]

playing a 1758

[idle fern]

then try keep up at it 🙂 it's a rlly good opening and I use it myself in some of my games

[foggy loom]

What you resist persists

[warm spindle]

Brandon would disagree

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/simpleflips-smell-good-gif-17728894354055295130

[tribal bison]

Sorry guys, I don't know how to contact the moderators of chess.com. I tried to send a report via the online form on the site for urgent cases but no one responded to me, despite the seriousness of the situation. do you know what I could do?

I have already sent two reports about a player stalking me

[meager tulip]

thank You you really helped and I don't think its bad what I'm thinking abt but I am sorry for who doesn't

[foggy loom]

You're welcome 🌴

[grim edge]

If you reach 40 and your perception of life hasn't changed, be scared, for you either haven't lived or have died at 25.

[idle fern]

try contacting the website if possible? im sorry to hear btw

[tribal bison]

I already tried but nobody does anything

[random crest]

I'll def have diff values and whatnot, but my fundamental view of life is almost impossible to change

[random scarab]

how do you have 2 rating roles

[idle fern]

then im sure if you message some of the moderators you should get a answer 😄 and if not, im happy to help if there's anything I can do lmao

[grim edge]

How do you perceivece life?

[random crest]

Also not yet 25

[stable mirage]

starky is gonna have a fit

[tribal bison]

I just joined, who are the moderators?

[idle fern]

no idea lmao

[random scarab]

PICK ONE

WHICH ONE ARE YOU

[idle fern]

OKKK IM SORRY

[stable mirage]

1100 role where

[random crest]

Haven't fully articulated it in my head yet, but a bit like art

[random scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-sigma-grindset-meme-fart-gif-24198839

WHICH ONE ARE YOU????

[idle fern]

i can get all the roles lmfao

technically all three 😭

[random scarab]

can i play you

[idle fern]

im both 1925 and 1558 lmao

[stable mirage]

no

[random scarab]

im uh 1400, 1100, and 800

[random crest]

A smart fart smeller

[idle fern]

might go head out and try get my other ratings up 😭

[random scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/catsad-gif-10975270751505630184

[steep kernel]

hi

[static ridge]

im up a knight for a pawn against a 1800 CAN I WIN??!?!

[idle fern]

1100 role released in 2025 probably

[stable mirage]

i mean they dont give roles for bullet

or i would just sit 2400

[idle fern]

if there was roles for bullet I'd definitely run that a little

[stable mirage]

i mean what no I would never peaksit for a role on a discord server

[grim edge]

not really particular about the age. what i meant is that some people get depressed and reach rock bottom at a certain age and just continue to walk on earth like living ghosts or sum

[random drum]

What do u guys think. if u are playing an unrated game and u are losing and ur opp is ur close frnd and he loses interent. don't u think that u should resign?

[stable mirage]

who cares its unrated

[idle fern]

depends

[random drum]

still. there should be sportsmanship

[stable mirage]

I usually draw people if they dc and reconnect but otherwise i just let them time out

[random crest]

Not at that point yet either and hopefully never will be

[static ridge]

i can get 14 elo OOOHH i prolly wont win tho

[idle fern]

if it's unrated and your close friend
I'd say don't resign

[random drum]

I lost connection here

[scenic holly]

well that sucks

[grim edge]

skill issue

[idle fern]

unlucky 😭🙏

[random drum]

dahlia is my future adopted child (in chess)

[idle fern]

crazy

[static ridge]

im trying not to get devestatingly destroyed up a knight rn by someone 400 points higher tha me

[orchid sandal]

Hey mods can I have pic perms, cuz I have the most satisfying one minute bullet checkmate video I just pulled off and really want to send it… with black pieces

[scenic holly]

connect your account

[idle fern]

how do you get pic perms 😭

[orchid sandal]

Got it

[grim edge]

La La La La La

[static ridge]

I WONNNNNNNNNNNNN

I BEAT THAT 1780 LIKE HE WAS NOTHING

[torpid lintel]

I am not a mod. (So i can't give you) You can connect. Use /connect
Then wait for trusted.

Or a free connect you can send it here #💬〡chess-talk

[orchid sandal]

I think I’ve properly connected it

[minor spoke]

Hi bots

[idle fern]

YESSSSS

[scenic holly]

you have

[minor spoke]

ITS ME

[idle fern]

CONGRATS

[static ridge]

THANK YOU

[orchid sandal]

My rating is BAD IK

[static ridge]

it was my first win in a whiel as well

[idle fern]

spectacular

[static ridge]

😄

[scenic holly]

congrats

[idle fern]

this man is basically 1800

[idle fern]

wait what's your rating

[static ridge]

ty

[orchid sandal]

It’s 400

[static ridge]

and it got me 14 elo thats good

[orchid sandal]

But I’m getting better and learning from Hikaru streams

[static ridge]

ur more than 500

[idle fern]

wait how much games have you played

[torpid lintel]

By the way if anyone wanna join R_doofus team ?

Here #1182371000831184906 Or other team. Read pinned message

[idle fern]

chess.com

[warm spindle]

Spore is hard game@idle fern

[orchid sandal]

Maybe 50 or so?

[minor spoke]

Guys i got ghosted

Im sad

[orchid sandal]

But I was playing dumb and then finally started actually thinking like 4 days ago

[warm spindle]

Don't feel sad

Never talk to them again though

[static ridge]

👍 you will improve quickly

[idle fern]

wanna play a match in like 10 minutes?

[orchid sandal]

Ty ty 🙏🏾🖤🖤

[orchid sandal]

Yeah I’m down !

[minor spoke]

To who

[idle fern]

bet bet

[wind vector]

plz teach me

[warm spindle]

The ghoster

[wind vector]

I am 240 😭

[idle fern]

lemme make a smoothie rq 🙂

[static ridge]

i know you will because anyone who really wants to learn and watches streams and stuff always is able to quickly improve. I did when i was 400 and i went up to 1300 in just 2 months

[idle fern]

another Swiss
this is the best day of my life

[warm spindle]

I'm almost 240

[idle fern]

anyways brb

[queen totem]

anyone for a game?

[orchid sandal]

Just watch Hikaru YouTube streams he basically teaches you so amazingly how to play perfectly at a beginner level

[hasty trail]

I'm almost 160

[formal spindle]

Hello

[torpid lintel]

Why sad?

[wind vector]

ok thank you

[orchid sandal]

Okayyy! Sounds great !. I just started having so much fun playing chess, watching Gotham Chess shorts got me so motivated 😂😂😂 he makes it so exciting

[static ridge]

i played extremely solidly too, which is why i won LESS GOOOO 86.6 accuracy is pretty good for me

[orchid sandal]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[static ridge]

yea, its good if you have a lot of fun playing chess, it motivates you to improve more

[warm spindle]

You're fake.

[static ridge]

thats what motivated me to start playing an over the board tournament monthly, at least of time control of 60 min + because higher time controls are better for improvement.

now i still suck ass but im better than i was 5 months ago when i had just started and didnt even know how the pieces move

apparently im too agressive with my attacks when im feeling like i should attack

[formal spindle]

Bruh if you wanna talk about chess just go and talk on "chess talk"

[hasty trail]

I'm what

[static ridge]

i wanted to start a huge kingside attack while my king was still in the center in that game, and quickly pushed g4 and g5 (my two mistakes)

[hasty trail]

Not the full stop aswell 💀

[static ridge]

general is also for chess related stuff dumbass

[formal spindle]

Ik but still

[orchid sandal]

That improvement in such a short time tho is admirable

[static ridge]

you will improve that fast or faster i can tell if you train hard enough

[static ridge]

i should say just do what you liek doing and do it

[rain trout]

!welcome @orchid sandal

[stable jungle]

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[static ridge]

if you wanna study 50 million lines of openings do it and you will still get better (as long as you still learn tactics and stratergy)

[formal spindle]

Nah you can't do that, I got a time out for doing so

[rain trout]

!welcome @formal spindle

[stable jungle]

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[static ridge]

in chess i meant

[orchid sandal]

Thank you ! Glad to finally be here !

[peak plank]

Bruh if you don't want to talk about chess just go and talk on #💬〡trusted-off-topic

Draw

[rain trout]

Good. You connected your account

[static ridge]

ya definetly draw

[formal spindle]

I don't have access to

[peak plank]

Then just connect 🥱

[orchid sandal]

Yessirrrr

[formal spindle]

Oh alr

[static ridge]

the king cant get to the pawn fast enough even if you get your rook behind the pawn

[formal spindle]

Wow, like I can

[peak plank]

You can

[warped vigil]

Hi!

[rain trout]

@peak plank hi my friend

[peak plank]

Hello

[rain trout]

Are you winning in life?

[warped vigil]

Pixel, what happened to your GM title

[formal spindle]

How?

[rain trout]

He's indeed my favorite pixel

[static ridge]

hi jacob

[rain trout]

My favorite GM

Ajd my favorite strongest 1 k elo

[static ridge]

GM pixel on top fr

[peak plank]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@formal spindle With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[peak plank]

Wait lemme regain it eq

Not gonna take too long

[warped vigil]

Hi!

[static ridge]

anyone wanna play a game?

[warped vigil]

NM Pixel hmm

[normal hatch]

Bro got demoted to NM

[peak plank]

Nah

[formal spindle]

Ok I'm not on this server for a week

[warped vigil]

Pixel's climbing

[nimble niche]

lmfao a cm thought he could get me to accept a draw if he spammed offers

[static ridge]

pixel u wanna play?

[rain trout]

Hey bro @normal hatch

[peak plank]

Grinding to GM

[normal hatch]

yo👋

[warped vigil]

Worlds fastest chess improvement right here

[rain trout]

[formal spindle]

Thanks anyway @peak plank

[static ridge]

wanna play a 5/5? im bored and i wanna try playing someone WAY higher than me

[peak plank]

Ofc

[warped vigil]

@static ridge want to play a game

[static ridge]

ya sure

[idle fern]

back

[peak plank]

Ok done

[steep kernel]

wow thats a realy nice background

[nimble niche]

where's the sgm?

[warped vigil]

You're the new Mishra

[static ridge]

send link

[peak plank]

Not real

[static ridge]

do 5/5 cuz my blitz is higher

[warped vigil]

sent you a challenge

what a username

[static ridge]

krobyjobynobypoby

didnt get it

[rain trout]

Tyler1

[idle fern]

anyone wanna play unrated rapid?

[warped vigil]

got it now?

[steep kernel]

i need a good background btw

[rain trout]

You have an anime girl pfp so you must be strong

[idle fern]

nice guess 😭

[warped vigil]

@static ridge played any tournaments recently

[steep kernel]

can you send me that background?

[minor spoke]

Ok 😭

[minor spoke]

Because i was ghosted by like 10 ppl

UNITY HI

[peak plank]

Who you

[minor spoke]

NOOO 😭

[minor spoke]

Im me

[idle fern]

lmaoo

[torpid lintel]

Queen trap

[static ridge]

nah, only that one 2 and a half weeks ago, just joined one in 2 weeks tho, prepping

[warped vigil]

gl

[minor spoke]

LETS GO

SOrry 💀

[lime lava]

Hello bro
Dont be sad just because people dont care bout ya

[tulip lichen]

i somehow am into first person shooter games and chess

[warped vigil]

by who

[rain trout]

Play fps chess

[warm spindle]

win

[minor spoke]

Ok now im being antighosted lfg

[tulip lichen]

fr

[idle fern]

how do you get anti ghosted 😭

[minor spoke]

Ur a g

[lime lava]

Wanna play valorant with me brudda ?

[nimble niche]

wtf i got paired with cheesewater in blitz and he thought I was donkey

[lime lava]

Shoot me

[tulip lichen]

would love to but my computer is too trash to run valorant mb bro

[minor spoke]

@lime lava this true? #💬〡general-off-topic message

For what purpose and what genre

[tulip lichen]

2012 kind of laptop

[lime lava]

Im a femboy :3

[lime lava]

Smh my head

[tulip lichen]

its not even 64 bit based bro

[idle fern]

can't help you with that lmao

[minor spoke]

Ok find someone else i hate rap 💀

[minor spoke]

Lmao

With or without vocals

[lime lava]

Get lost before I punch your eye

[idle fern]

come on someone please fight me in a battle of white and black pieces

i promise to not go easy

[minor spoke]

Back one day by thefatrat

Ok frog on the floor by 100 gecs

[lime lava]

Why are you ignoring my song suggestions?

[idle fern]

i agree tbh

[minor spoke]

Wait bro lets make this clear. Fatrat is the goat

[idle fern]

definitely not

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @vivid arrow, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[idle fern]

hes good for a artist fosho but his music is basically carried by 2015 youtube intros

[nimble niche]

@mild nest thoughts on the englund gambit?

[idle fern]

deadmau was good since 2009

fatrat was good for a period of time

[lime lava]

it should be

[minor spoke]

DID U LISTEN TO FROG ON THE FLOOR

ITS SO GOOD 😭

[warped vigil]

Try 4 seasons

[undone jetty]

Hope xxxtentacion

[minor spoke]

Oh hell nah

[frozen escarp]

anyone seen zax recently

[minor spoke]

Listen to like chainsmokers

[idle fern]

im scared to put any of my music taste

[undone jetty]

fr

[undone jetty]

what is it taylor swift?

[minor spoke]

Like closer or something

[minor spoke]

SAME

[idle fern]

def not

[undone jetty]

lmao

[minor spoke]

Gangsta rap

[idle fern]

i just dont like being judged lmao

[undone jetty]

american dream by savage is decent

[minor spoke]

OK WHAT ABOUT LUCID DREAMS

[frozen escarp]

💀

[frozen escarp]

utopia was aoty

[minor spoke]

WDYM BY WHO

[frozen escarp]

juice wrld

[minor spoke]

Bro does not live in the states

[idle fern]

it's called random stuff for a reason 😭

[minor spoke]

Wait legit listen though

Juice wlrd is goated

[undone jetty]

utopia was a nice album but travis scott sceams a lot in his concerts

[minor spoke]

Fatrat beats them all

[idle fern]

can we all just agree any artist below like 50m Spotify monthly isn't npc

[minor spoke]

Cap

Rap sucks

[undone jetty]

nahh

[minor spoke]

I kinda do ngl

[static ridge]

nah wat u just resigned?

[minor spoke]

I dont like metal, rock, rap etc

Those arent even songs 😭 theres no music

[warped vigil]

cause it was rated

[undone jetty]

what do you wan't no words? sounds depressing af

[warped vigil]

I took points from you 1st game without you knowing so only fair you get them back

[steep kernel]

hi

[static ridge]

send

[warped vigil]

dm

[static ridge]

got it

[idle fern]

f it
binki - landline is my current favourite song
might be 'npc' but idrc

[minor spoke]

Nah anything with melody i like

Anything with a spam of random words i dont

[idle fern]

valid

[minor spoke]

Simple

[undone jetty]

usually a lot of meaning behind those "random words"

[grim edge]

I'm starving

[undone jetty]

But I guess different people have different opinions 🤷‍♂️

[minor spoke]

I disagree, lets take gangsta rap for example

[idle fern]

isn't that like a different genre

[minor spoke]

No thats quite literally rap

[minor spoke]

Eat

Then what is it

[idle fern]

dude
if you gotta categorise it in a different way like gangsta rap
then it should be a different genre

[warm spindle]

🏎️

[idle fern]

or am I wrong 😭

[minor spoke]

Well, ig thats a bad example

[warped vigil]

I like the Middle Eastern Lofi vids on youtube

[idle fern]

anything lofi is valid

[steep kernel]

actually so real

[warped vigil]

chess lofi is really good

[idle fern]

that exists?

[warped vigil]

Yeaahhh

[steep kernel]

10 hours of sitar music >

[undone jetty]

forgot this was the chess.com server 💀

[warped vigil]

lofi girl and chess.com collabbed

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[warped vigil]

=, not > imo

[idle fern]

well duh

[minor spoke]

Alr take 21 savage

[warped vigil]

simply talking here makes you a nerd

[steep kernel]

even nakamura agrees that indian music makes you better at chess

[idle fern]

21 !!! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[warped vigil]

and why is that

[undone jetty]

Do your thing 21 do your thing

[steep kernel]

chess is an indian game ofc

[idle fern]

its a world game

[steep kernel]

it originated in india

[minor spoke]

Indian music is goated

[warped vigil]

...and? Eating Whoppers doesn't make you a better football player

[idle fern]

thought it originated in China??

[steep kernel]

no

[random drum]

Niger is a nice country. what type of animal carving can we find there btw?

[undone jetty]

Nah India

[random drum]

glag is kind of Indian tho

[warm spindle]

dinosaur

[undone jetty]

What are you trying to say tho, it may work for some people but like you can play with the music that you like.

[steep kernel]

21 savage is one of the best rappers def

[idle fern]

fair mb

[random drum]

Ohh

[minor spoke]

No way u put 21 and great meaning in the same sentence ur also not connected nor trusted 🧐

[steep kernel]

you shouldn't take me so seriously

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[idle fern]

anyways does anyone wanna play some chess with me

[nimble niche]

why do i get like 10 friend requests a day

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[steep kernel]

j cole is good too but i dont listen to his music as much

[undone jetty]

mb lol I usually take most conversations serious unless ik someones playin

[idle fern]

LMAOOO

[undone jetty]

What does him not being connected/trusted have to do with anything

[stable mirage]

600s like seeing someone playing the same opening as them

[idle fern]

wait how can you be trusted exactly

[light cosmos]

Idk

[stable mirage]

!trust

[warm spindle]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@idle fern With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[undone jetty]

And im not sure if you have but I assume you have tried doing lyrical analysis's in school for songs?

[idle fern]

ive been here for like 9 months lmao

[light cosmos]

I trust myself that I will go to 900 Elo

[warm spindle]

so many months here and u still havent got it down to a t

[light cosmos]

/elo

[warped vigil]

@warped vigil

[stable mirage]

I have literally never used it to be fair

[steep kernel]

i'm so good at chess!!

[undone jetty]

its / profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> I'm coach wook 🙏 (hesacrificedthewook)

This is the Chess.com profile of hesacrificedthewook. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: I'm coach wook 🙏 (hesacrificedthewook)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1925 (1937 peak)
Blitz: 1558 (1588 peak)
Bullet: 1104 (1448 peak)

[warm spindle]

i hate you cup im going to get you banned

[idle fern]

alright imma head out

[stable mirage]

ok that’s not true I’ve used it 3 rimes

[minor spoke]

Listen to a&t and ull change ur mind

[idle fern]

finna grind some blitz until im atleast 1600

[stable mirage]

not my point

[steep kernel]

(i'm barely 500 elo)

[idle fern]

wow what did cup do

[warm spindle]

alright imma head out

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cx-cas-texas-calculator-gif-14781472

[idle fern]

flowver

[undone jetty]

I don't understand, basically every song has some sort of meaning to it

[steep kernel]

flor

[undone jetty]

PRE-CALC THAT CLASS SUCKS

[stable mirage]

true it’s a bit too easy

[digital phoenix]

calculus is easy

[steep kernel]

logical fallacy

[undone jetty]

ap pre calc?!

[light cosmos]

Kanye west is the best rapper

[idle fern]

calculus isn't easy
you are just smarr

[stable mirage]

oh nevermind I guess it preps you fine

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bike-gif-20706063

[minor spoke]

Yeah but not 'great' liek theres no way the lyrics are meaningful to u. Some songs hit diff, others just lyrics make 0 sense and sounds like 'oh ik these words ill put them together and make a beat out of it'

[undone jetty]

wait did ur school offer ap pre calc

[reef inlet]

Yo

[digital phoenix]

willkommen

[light cosmos]

Kanye is so motivational yet says the most questionable things

[stable mirage]

idk I basically skipped it

[echo kestrel]

Bro he took the bishop and I won this game with only 4.8 seconds left
One of the luckiest wins I've EVER had. Literally all he had to do was take the pawn

[warm spindle]

.

[steep kernel]

.

[echo kestrel]

.

[undone jetty]

crazy

[warm spindle]

i had to take

every math class ever

[steep kernel]

parents?

[warm spindle]

all of them all at once

[undone jetty]

huh

[digital phoenix]

i have figured that not preparing for tournament will make me perform better

[undone jetty]

LOL 😭

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wait-im-goated-pineapple-gif-1866711197257641569

[steep kernel]

what does tilt even mean

[warm spindle]

gen z chess

[digital phoenix]

its when u slant

[warm spindle]

Gen Z chess

[static ridge]

gg @warped vigil bye

[steep kernel]

like for chess

[digital phoenix]

slant sideways

[warm spindle]

gen eration z xhess

[undone jetty]

A massive loss of rating due to having decreased concentration in your games leading to multiple losses in a row.

[warm spindle]

when u LOSE ELO

tilted towers

[steep kernel]

why is it called tilted cup

[warm spindle]

calculus 1 and 2 should be their own class

[undone jetty]

nahhhh someone found out how to get fortnite on the school chromebook at my school 💀

[green jungle]

they are their own classes

[warm spindle]

can you shut up guy

[warped vigil]

calc is hard

[green jungle]

[warm spindle]

what is calc

[stable mirage]

calculus

[undone jetty]

calculus 😭

[steep kernel]

calculus

[warm spindle]

what is a ulus

it it is calc ulus

[green jungle]

google bait

[undone jetty]

Used for engineering

[warped vigil]

Theoretically AB is equal to half a college course

[warm spindle]

No. But they should be.

[minor spoke]

Calc is goated

[green jungle]

they are

[reef inlet]

before common era

[warped vigil]

but I'm in ab and I can tell you for sure it's not college level

[stable mirage]

fr love calcober

[warm spindle]

[AP] Calculus, i WONDER why they give college credits...

[undone jetty]

College level classes are a lot easier usually, or a lot harder depending on how you are.

[green jungle]

took bc and 2 in college, bc easier by 3x

[undone jetty]

^

[warm spindle]

College level starts at Algebra 3 hahahaha

[steep kernel]

ulus is short of a discord user who repeatedly alted into servers after being banned for doxxing, harassment, racism, and other things

[warped vigil]

um, but don't people pay at least some slight attention to the classes in college?

[stable mirage]

I think people are dumber than you think

[warm spindle]

Not in my district.

[warped vigil]

what

[undone jetty]

nah bro you cant even get top 10% with a 5.65 gpa on a 5.0 scale 😭

[green jungle]

i took bc in hs and calc2 in college, bc is much easier

[warped vigil]

how tf is bc easier than ab

[steep kernel]

how

[digital phoenix]

such americans

[green jungle]

calc 2 in college is the equivalent of bc ?

[green jungle]

can you read

[warm spindle]

Depends.

[cerulean crypt]

Can anyone give me like a 20min chess lesson rq pls

[rain trout]

@digital phoenix v cloned lasagna

[warped vigil]

oh, apparently not

[green jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796863732499087370/885771045540352020/image0.gif

[rain trout]

Just don't lose

[warm spindle]

Calc 2 is either Integral calc, or Integral + Infinite series calc depending on where you go.

[rain trout]

If you do then skill issue

[cerulean crypt]

I'm tryna learn abt the middle game

[green jungle]

big pro play (big peepee)

[warm spindle]

bc is the latter.

[cerulean crypt]

.

[warm spindle]

Or at least it was when i took it.

[minor spoke]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @cerulean crypt, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[warped vigil]

I think i'm not gonna get into any college at all because I was a coward and didn't take BC

[steep kernel]

win

[green jungle]

they're both in calc 2, not either/or

[warm spindle]

You'll be fine blud.

[green jungle]

you will live

[warm spindle]

Are you stupid.

[steep kernel]

goodbye ily all

[green jungle]

"either" in your statement. I don't think any college is going to spend a whole semester on integrals only.

[warm spindle]

You don't think? Well i KNOW.

Monkey.

[cunning pasture]

Idk, if he is, but I am

[warped vigil]

as am I

[cunning pasture]

I take pride in it

[green jungle]

why're you so pressed man

[warm spindle]

Yeah.

[green jungle]

[warped vigil]

all I know is calc is kind of hard if you don't listen to the lesson

[minor spoke]

Stop questioning chokebar

Thats rude

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/499429273468403723/1135953265884934165/youd.gif

[green jungle]

yes most classes are like this

[minor spoke]

Monkey

[warm spindle]

waow

[warped vigil]

my physics, chinese, music theory, psychology, english, and theory of knowledge classes aren't like this

[green jungle]

low level college math is like, just watch organic chemistry tutor and do some extra problems and you'll be golden

[warm spindle]

absolute genius here

[cunning pasture]

I am a professional stupid, I make move I sleep, I eat, I move

[warped vigil]

my parents don't speak chinese 😭

[minor spoke]

R u chinese

[green jungle]

organic has a better voice imo

[green jungle]

hes white

[warped vigil]

No I'm white

[warm spindle]

They don't teach you the proper course.

[minor spoke]

Right jacob is the whitest name ever

💀

[warped vigil]

white kids parents almost never speak chinese

[warm spindle]

Aight. Have you taken "Calc 1"?

[cunning pasture]

I used khan academy to pass a crazy difficult exam or smth the next day, they are good fellas

[brazen sigil]

I have been pinged like 3 times

[warm spindle]

derive x^2

[green jungle]

@brazen sigil

[warped vigil]

I resent that

[warm spindle]

Derive x^2

[green jungle]

2x

[warm spindle]

Prove it

[green jungle]

why do you need to prove it

[warm spindle]

ok

[green jungle]

that's just how derivatives work

[minor spoke]

Issok

[warm spindle]

So you haven't ben taught the proper course.

[brazen sigil]

[warm spindle]

You've never had to prove anything.

[minor spoke]

Quiz me

[green jungle]

lmao spend 3 weeks learning the proof of how derivatives work

[warped vigil]

that's discriminitory

[warm spindle]

The limit definition right?

[green jungle]

geometry:

[brazen sigil]

[warm spindle]

We're talking about calculus right now, unless you want to use analytic geometry to answer me.

[cunning pasture]

Iirc deriving smth in itself isn't that difficult, at least thats what my calc teacher said

[warm spindle]

Derive x^2

Yeah alright monkey

[green jungle]

yes that is what i was trying to tell him

[minor spoke]

Ok im not that stupid

[warm spindle]

do it

[minor spoke]

2x

[warm spindle]

3 part question

[warm spindle]

prove it

[waxen wren]

both are goat

[warped vigil]

chain rule is hard

[minor spoke]

Can i do it graphically

[cunning pasture]

Why is joyous trying to provoke people, like come on man

[warm spindle]

You do, you just aid you forgot everything.

[warm spindle]

Ok do it.

Yeah, keep avoiding it like that, you certainly took the complete course of Calc 1. 🙂

[solid sentinel]

Everyone here is just flexing

[green jungle]

it went like this (roughly):

him: exchange french is lame
me: I play exchange french sometimes
him: you're boring
me: but i win
him: you're just going into symmetrical pawn structure. It's a draw
me: we've traded one pawn
him: you're going into this pawn structure and most likely the endgame, it will be a draw, to win you're just playing hope chess (hoping they will blunder)
me: no you can outplay the opponent
him: that's just hope chess, you're hoping they'll blunder a piece or something otherwise you won't be able to win in those types of positions.

[warm spindle]

just this

[warped vigil]

This is all about shifgrethor

[minor spoke]

Derivative of x^2 at some value x gives the slope of the tangent line at that point on the curve x^2

Is that enough

[warm spindle]

prove it

no thats not enough

[cunning pasture]

Girl, you are the best, just please move on,

[warm spindle]

SHOW ME

[solid sentinel]

@warm spindle prove your existence

[green jungle]

me when i find a minor part about a math course taken by another user many years ago that they may or may not have learned/remembered and use this to demonstrate how i have learned more knowledge than them

[minor spoke]

Like u wanna see a graph of both lines?

[warm spindle]

Don't know how, don't care to know how.

[warm spindle]

suree

[warm spindle]

monkey take

[green jungle]

no just specifically in endgames with symmetrical pawn structures (they aren't)

[warm spindle]

How can one be so shallow.

[solid sentinel]

I fr hate people who thinks everyone else is dumb

[green jungle]

enlighten us on your objective. Why force us to prove the derivative?

I am a monkey, I can't think. My thoughts are shallow. Please help

[cunning pasture]

I am just amazed how Joyous can't just move on

[minor spoke]

Why do u want me to do this 😭

[warped vigil]

joyous has a history of starting fights

[green jungle]

major bruh moment honestly

[minor spoke]

EY CHILL YALL CHOKEBAR IS GOOD PERSON

[green jungle]

yeah

[solid sentinel]

Joyous is 500 elo?

[green jungle]

damn no way

[cunning pasture]

Imagine, just moving on, and King Ding chilling for the rest of the day

[green jungle]

this isn't relevant

[green jungle]

y do you call them chokebar 💀

[warm spindle]

Let me tell you something; I tell someone that those sources he said don't teach the full course, and he responds with I'm talking BS, I try to show them how what they learned IS NOT the full course and your fish brain immediately forgets that I'm trying tot ell you that you haven't been aught the full course.

[stable mirage]

children breathe

[cursive pawn]

joyous is dangerous

[warm spindle]

Learning the why behind certain things helps deepen understanding no?

[cunning pasture]

They are traumatized by sm1 else's math

They cannot move on

[minor spoke]

Ask them urself

[warm spindle]

That's a secant line.

[warped vigil]

gbye chat

[warm spindle]

Then you're just lying through your teeth, or are stupid.

[minor spoke]

No thats x^2 and x

[cunning pasture]

Bye chat for months, yet again

[random scarab]

can i play you

[random scarab]

can i play you

[green jungle]

Your way of proving that he hasn't learned the whole course is to nitpick on a small thing that most people don't care about. It's like telling a let's say, a fast food worker that they don't know how to actually cook a burger because most of it's precooked for them.

To them it literally doesn't matter because they still get their job done.

[minor spoke]

CARBONONONONNO

[random scarab]

can i play you

[random scarab]

can i play you

[random scarab]

can i play you

[warm spindle]

It's not a small thing at all. It's literally a foundation of Real Calculus.

[minor spoke]

Not rn

[random scarab]

alr

[green jungle]

It does but for this specific thing, it is like learning how to prove 1+1=2. It's very simple and doesn't need everyone needing to know how it works.

[green jungle]

nah

[warm spindle]

You didn't even let me finish it before you started whining.

[green jungle]

I disagreed with you, it's not the same as whining.

[cunning pasture]

UwU 1

[green jungle]

[minor spoke]

Wait chokebar what do u think

[cunning pasture]

UwU 2

[warm spindle]

That's a false equivalency, 1+1=2 is very simple and can be replicated easily with other numbers because addition is a simple operator, the same isn't true for derivatives.

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/gambare-gambare-nagatoro-gif-26448300

[cursive pawn]

thats why i like medicine if someone disagrees with me i can show them a link to the study

[pine pewter]

i wish i could message the bots after they mate me

[random scarab]

HEY I REMEMBER WHEN YOU BEAT ME WHEN I WAS 800

GUESS WHO IS THE BIG DADDY NOW

[cursive pawn]

who even ru

[warm spindle]

I can understand if it doesn't matter, my entire point is that those sources don't teach you proper Calculus.

[random scarab]

idk but i remember playing you

[cursive pawn]

bro was training to take revenge

[echo kestrel]

Yoooo there's a school shooting at my local college

[minor spoke]

Lmao

[topaz pollen]

is that somethng to celebrate 💀

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/punchline-shy-mikatan-anime-head-scratch-gif-12053834

[echo kestrel]

Uhh

Yeah..

Frr

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-hello-hello-there-hi-waving-gif-15692366

[warm spindle]

Calling them a monkey is outside of my argument.

[echo kestrel]

Yeah..

[warm spindle]

Monkey.

[minor spoke]

I like monkeys

[cursive pawn]

i dont think i played u

[warm spindle]

but this is true 😛

Calling them monkeys isn't ad hominem because it's not part of my argument as I just said, but last part maybe.

[minor spoke]

No chokebar is the all knowing intellectual

[warm spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/968670122082455623/1194802803365916682/1704554820029563.gif

[green jungle]

And while derivatives are more complex, you can do them without needing to understand all the limits that go behind the scene. Practically speaking, you're not going to find yourself needing to do a derivative and think, "Yes! We will take the limit of this..." you're just going to do it. Like adding.

Of course from a technical standpoint you are correct, but practically speaking, it's unnecessary.

[random scarab]

i was

[green jungle]

Fair

[cunning pasture]

You know, the older you get the less you understand how people have so much energy, and I am not even old yet

[green jungle]

I feel old

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Gabriel P (personallygabe)

This is the Chess.com profile of personallygabe. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Gabriel P (personallygabe)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1448 (peak)
Blitz: 1100 (peak)
Bullet: 836 (848 peak)

[random scarab]

oops

[cursive pawn]

i been sleeping all day and im tired

[green jungle]

no no no it's "i wish i had pushed for a win in discord arguments more"

[random scarab]

whats your cc account

lemme prove it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> foodie0

This is the Chess.com profile of foodie0. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1279 (1350 peak)
Blitz: 1055 (1149 peak)
Bullet: 1159 (1539 peak)

[green jungle]

sorry, i lost mine. Can you help me find it?

Please, just this favor

[cursive pawn]

Foodie0

[warm spindle]

"And while derivatives are more complex, you can do them without needing to understand all the limits that go behind the scene. Practically speaking, you're not going to find yourself needing to do a derivative and think, "Yes! We will take the limit of this..." you're just going to do it. Like adding."

I point to -> n-dimensional calculus and Measure theory as examples where knowing fundamentals of derivative itself is CERTAINLY helpful.

"Of course from a technical standpoint you are correct, but practically speaking, it's unnecessary."

Because of what I said, you could say it's practically unnecessary, but that really depends on the intensity of your course. In modern Calc 1 courses not knowing the fundamentals won't hurt you too much, but from then on the burden will get worse and worse.

[green jungle]

[random scarab]

thats weird i remember playing you

[torpid lintel]

Looks like pixel is not here.
I am going to start a tournament in 10 minute if anyone want to join :)
You all can vote for what time control (Swiss tournament. )

[random scarab]

wait thats a new accoutn

[cursive pawn]

demntia

[random scarab]

what is your og discord account

[cursive pawn]

im new

[random scarab]

you had that pfp on an old account

you aint fooling me bucko

[warm spindle]

Omg people arguing 😭

[cursive pawn]

bruh i didnt

[warm spindle]

I'm a huge baby and I need my diaper changed.

[random scarab]

ive seen that pfp before

[cursive pawn]

if u google funny cat u will find it everyone uses it

[random scarab]

oh

[topaz pollen]

all i see is two cats arguing w each other

how cute

[random scarab]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1025497783714709554/F7D3444D-C96C-4A7A-9893-1C410EBCD6BC.gif

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/kuroyukihime-accel-world-anime-cute-dont-stare-at-me-like-that-gif-17899504

[cursive pawn]

ive seen someone use it too in this server and we fought

[random scarab]

oh

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/car-jump-cat-got-jumps-funny-cat-gif-4882097

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-cat-monch-cat-monch-spinfal-gif-19376414

[green jungle]

does anyone get random people in their dms and they say roughly "im a broke artist and i need a commission pls help"

[random scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/oatmeal-meme-pop-cat-popping-cat-poggers-gif-19386984

[echo kestrel]

No

[random scarab]

YES

literally like a week ago

[green jungle]

yeah my count is at 2 rn

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/grimace-cat-grimace-cat-cats-cat-fun-gif-17582724

[random scarab]

mf had no messages in the actual server

no chess account linked

[warm spindle]

imagine if this cat was black or chinese

[torpid lintel]

https://play.chess.com/weFKn

Anyone want to play?

[twin moon]

It doesn’t even fit on the screen 💀

[minor spoke]

Is that a bad thing

[green jungle]

and then you have to decline politely or something it's so weird (i really dont have that much money to spare either)

[random scarab]

WHY ARE YOU ABORTING

[torpid lintel]

I did not

[warm spindle]

I mean do you wonder what it would look like if it was black or chinese

[green jungle]

if it was a chinese cat it would do math

[pine pewter]

thats someone trying to guilt you into spending money. what theyre crying about is probably false

[green jungle]

yewah thats most likely

[minor spoke]

That would be a cool cat

[pine pewter]

"furry art"

[green jungle]

especially with ai art being very prominent now im just like nah

our mutual server was a clash of clans base building server 🗿

i was like "dude i sent a total of 2 messages in there why are you messaging me"

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-funny-fries-poop-gif-13826567

[green jungle]

shitting toothpaste better

now im in 4 basebuilding servers and if i saw they were in all 4 with me id be like "ok ill see what it is" but just one??? nahh

[pine pewter]

@green jungle $20 please

[green jungle]

go step on lego

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-kiss-gif-23843440

[green jungle]

why does the chess piece have honkers

[green jungle]

hello 911? id like to report a case of sexual assault

[solid sentinel]

I stopped paying to artists, I use AI now

[green jungle]

[solid sentinel]

Yea much better

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-you-i-love-you-very-much-i-love-you-this-much-lick-hearts-gif-4374175121976448258

[green jungle]

it has an extra n 💀

[pine pewter]

womp womp

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/patikitku-patiikitku-patikituu-gif-4275429525429073154

[warm spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1185846653056454706/image0.gif?ex=659118c2&is=657ea3c2&hm=a9b50f0c610fc585f56693fce5f6d949feaf83acbb0d7bb4aa88763c908fbc2d&

[green jungle]

there's a pawn on f8 and two pieces are broken. The rook shares a square with a broken piece on b8. Black has no bishops. There is no pawn on h7. White has three kings and five bishops and four knights

[minor spoke]

I SITLL CANT SEND FRIEND REQ

😭

[green jungle]

you know what bothers me the most about the image? three bishops on one side and two on the other

[pine pewter]

the result is great btw

[green jungle]

This will capture the comedic essence of your request while ensuring compliance with content policies.

[warm spindle]

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[minor spoke]

Can u send me

[green jungle]

what is glass emoji face

oh nerd face

https://tenor.com/view/spiders-bugs-scared-run-you-died-gif-11581453

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/jeonghan-hanniehae-jeonghan-vlive-jeonghan-filter-filter-gif-26042848

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/499429273468403723/1132687489728004157/image0.gif

thats my favorite gif

of all time

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-and-mocha-hate-you-mad-poke-gif-17099048

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-free-robux-you-wont-believe-amazing-shocking-gif-21009840

keep watching

https://tenor.com/view/danny-rensch-daniel-rensch-rensch-chess-chesscom-gif-25905237

danny rensch during covid was wild

https://tenor.com/view/1984-skander-big-brother-gif-21303304

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-23856371

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/lemme-take-my-fish-for-a-walk-take-my-fish-for-a-walk-fish-fish-walk-gif-25005194

[weak stratus]

hi

can I share a game

but its lichoss

[green jungle]

[green jungle]

the link will probably get automatically deleted 💀

[weak stratus]

oke

[weak stratus]

oke

[torpid lintel]

gg

[random scarab]

GG

[grave wasp]

no, the mods are terrified of it

[green jungle]

communism? ill have to let you know that none of the countries back then were "real" communists. They didn't abide by the normal principles of communism. Also stalin and mao zedon werent that bad, they were so hero!!! they made their country develop and give threat to the west. Vive la communism

wait no i didn't mean to use sova emote at the end

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-attack-gif-9102344

[random scarab]

1650 performance by me and 1950 by you

so aint horrible

[warm spindle]

alright el gater

i hear ur strong

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[red geyser]

Their is someone who have a great club and can take me ?
I am 1100

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/oshi-no-ko-anime-ai-hoshino-idol-gif-8712266706126317077

[warm spindle]

are you 2700

[green jungle]

me when i fight goku

[red geyser]

No I am 1100

[warm spindle]

oh sorry

[random scarab]

i hear you're under 500

[warm spindle]

yeah

[green jungle]

skal

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1058074427406946374/image0-8-1.gif

[minor spoke]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[random scarab]

any 1700's or higher tryna play me

[warm spindle]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@warm spindle With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[green jungle]

no thanks im taken

[warm spindle]

muaciL

[random scarab]

nah like a chess bf

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-big-eyes-big-eyed-cat-cute-gif-14459530881087846518

[random scarab]

platonic

[green jungle]

by bf u mean bestfriend or boyfriend

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-3415810009431604905

[random scarab]

bestfriend

[minor spoke]

Uve only been here a week lol

[green jungle]

very epic

green trusted users try not to use welcome command challenge (impossible)

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-cat-cute-gif-25435369

[warm spindle]

That's not funny? That's horrifying. Are you alright?

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/geography-dinosaurs-gif-4928990

that is not the gif i meant to send

[minor spoke]

No? Thats a silly thing to do

[warm spindle]

chess.c*m

[green jungle]

ch*ss.cum

[green jungle]

wait why isn't that blacklisted

bruh theres no way

[warm spindle]

when ur done with them please let me know, im starving

[minor spoke]

U dont know the ritual

[warm spindle]

frequency of !trusted

[stable jungle]

@vivid arrow With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[minor spoke]

[warm spindle]

I already eat bricks anyway.

[random scarab]

any 1700s+ wanna play some rapid

[warm spindle]

its a workout for my teath

[green jungle]

Why are you not bricking his pipi? are you stupid?

[warm spindle]

I only do blitz or bullet

[minor spoke]

Pipi in ur pampers

[warm spindle]

yuh

[random scarab]

nah u aint 1700+ though

[warm spindle]

alr

[green jungle]

Are you 👈 kidding 👎 ??? What the **** are you 👈 talking 🗣 about 😎💦 man 👦 ? You 👈 are a biggest 😍 looser i 👁 ever 😠 seen 👀 in my life 💓 ! You 👈 was doing PIPI in your 💩👈🏻 pampers when ⏰ i 👁 was beating 💓 players 🎮 much 😩😂🙀 more stronger 💪💯 then you 👈! You 👈 are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew 👓 how to lose 🏳 and congratulate 👍👌👎 opponents 👉✋, you 🅱👈🍆 are like 👍👌😍 a girl 👧😍🍑 crying 😭 after 👀 i 👥 beat 🤜🏻👊🏻 you 👉! Be brave 💪😎, be honest ❎ to yourself and stop ❌🚫 this trush talkings 👄🗣!!! Everybody 👥 know 🤔 that i 👁👄 am very 👌 good 👌❤ blitz ⚰🤷 player 🎮🎽, i 👁🚫 can win 🏆💸 anyone 🙋 in the world 🌎🌍🌏 in single ☝ game 🎮! And "w"esley 🕴🏿 "s"o is nobody 🙅🏽 for me, just a player 🎮 who are crying 😭 every 💯 single 🏻 time ⏰ when ⏰ loosing 😂, ( remember 🤔 what you 👈 say 💬 about 💦 Firouzja ) !!! Stop 🙅🏼⛔🚫 playing 🎮 with my name 📛, i 👥 deserve 👌🏻 to have a good 👍 name 📛 during whole 💦 my chess 🌝 carrier 🍛🔛, I 👁 am Officially 🏢 inviting 🇮🇪 you 👉🏻👤 to OTB blitz ⚰🤷 match 🔥 with the Prize 😛 fund 💸! Both of us 🇺🇸 will invest 💰 5000 💯📆$ and winner 🏆 takes 👊 it all 💯!

I 👁 suggest 👀 all 💯 other people 👫 who's 📛 intrested in this situation 🎮, just take 💅 a look 👀 at my results 👀💯 in 2016 ☑📈 and 2017 🌍🌿🐖 Blitz ⚰🤷 World 🌍 championships 🏆💯, and that should be enough 💦... No 🚫 need 👉 to listen 👂 for every ☝ crying 😢 babe 👶, Tigran Petrosyan is always 🔥 play 🎮 Fair 👒 ! And if someone 👤 will continue ⏩ Officially 🗽 talk 🗣✅ about 💦 me like 💖 that, we will meet 🤝 in Court 🏛! God 😇 bless ✨ with true 💯! True 💯 will never 🙅 die 💀 ! Liers will kicked 😠☠ off 📴...

[minor spoke]

IM SORRY

[green jungle]

good

[solid sentinel]

Too many smurfs In this server, some 300s here are like 2000+

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/its-ok-comfort-cats-hug-love-gif-11868772

[random scarab]

i played a 2100 when i was 800 and he said he was 326

[green jungle]

google r/anarchychess

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

[solid sentinel]

Yeah it's common

[brittle cosmos]

what is bro yappin about 👹🔥

[green jungle]

google gm tigran petrosyan

[minor spoke]

ITS SEEK

[green jungle]

holy hell !

[warm python]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/aaaaaaaaaaa-cat-scream-cat-black-cat-scream-gif-21172009

[warm python]

Yes

very, I got to 9k with it

[minor spoke]

Tell me one of u got scared from that gif

[torpid lintel]

What advice FM need?

[clear fractal]

you need it leveled up though, 2.6 eq is kinda bad underleveled

[warm python]

but I have it max level 15

[warm python]

You prob challenger 1

[clear fractal]

a deck like clasic log bait is pretty good for underleveled players, cause the inferno can balance levels kinda easily

[warm python]

🤫🤫

[green jungle]

you should use giant skeleton because it drop big bomb when die !!!

[warm python]

Nah lumberloon with musketeer is best for 6k unless u don’t have it level 11 or 12 maxed

[clear fractal]

you arena 7 boy let the adults do the talking

[green jungle]

no but im american im willing to say random words

[warm python]

2000 trophies mindset

[minor spoke]

E barbs pekka rage >

[green jungle]

sparky best card in game because 1 million billion damage !!!

[warm python]

I had that phase last month

[clear fractal]

blizzard hit me up, lets run some 1v1s

[warm python]

Betttt

[green jungle]

after the game you have post nut clarity 🗿

[clear fractal]

transporter you finna play too?

[green jungle]

mega nut sounds like a pokemon move

[minor spoke]

OMG ask v

[brave cradle]

today is my birthday

[green jungle]

geodude use mega nut

i dont know their username anymore but i know she hates my guts

[minor spoke]

@glossy radish

[green jungle]

i purposefully annoyed her 🗿

[hidden crater]

/trusted

[minor spoke]

Lmao what did u do, i can imagine the reaction was not fun

[peak plank]

why do you keep changing ur nick

[green jungle]

doing things like correcting minor spelling errors

and "ackshually" moments

[clear fractal]

please do you freak

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/gatocurioso-cat-uwu-cat-gif-25996419

[green jungle]

its funny every time we're on at the same time and she figures out my new nick turns out to be cirrin she goes "i hate you cirrin" and leaves

[green jungle]

very good question next one

[random scarab]

Are you kidding ??? What the ** are you talking about man? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not professional, because professionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single 🏻 time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other people who's interested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die! Liers will kicked off...

okay now I can read it

[minor spoke]

Lol

[green jungle]

Nice opinion. Just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine.

Boy, let me tell you something.

I am the baseline for opinions, any opinion I hold is objectively correct and, as a result, any other opinions are wrong. And guess what? You happen to hold a wrong one. And I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have now contacted the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the Navy SEALs, the Secret Service and your mom. You'll rot in prison for the rest of your life over this, mark my words you'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions. By the time you're reading this, you're done for boy. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. Supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. Oh yeah, and we decided that just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit so there's no chance you can run away and everyone you know will die. It's a small price to pay for ethnic cleansing. May this post be a warning for anyone else brave enough to share an incorrect opinion; you've been warned.

i cant use half the copypasta ive saved because they have blacklisted words

[clear fractal]

transporter would you give me your jacket if i was cold?

[random scarab]

any 2000s in here?

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1147376127636164669/1165489470557138964/image0-1-2-2.gif?ex=654709a7&is=653494a7&hm=dc13ea034e871976902f15c25d00063b7fb5a277a91276f261fd6daad8cda2ee&

[clear fractal]

transporter would you tell me bed stories if i couldnt sleep?

[idle fern]

no 2000s but you can add the extra 100 if you want

[pine pewter]

In the digital world of chess enthusiasts, there existed a Discord server known as the "Checkmate Kingdom," a gathering place for players of all levels. Among them was Erich von Manstein, a player whose passion for chess was unmatched, yet his skills were not up to par. His approach to the game was traditional, lacking the flair and style that the server's elite players valued, a quality they termed "chess drip."

Erich's conventional playstyle soon caught the attention of the server's moderators. Despite his love for the game, his lack of creativity and strategic depth became a subject of criticism. The decision was made swiftly; Erich was removed from the Checkmate Kingdom for his inadequate skills and absence of the revered "chess drip." This expulsion not only bruised his ego but also shook his confidence in the game he loved.

In the aftermath, Erich's journey in the chess world spiraled downwards. His attempts to join other communities were met with similar criticisms, and his chess rating plummeted to a meager 200 Elo. The game that once brought him joy now became a source of relentless frustration and defeat. Erich, once an enthusiastic player in the Checkmate Kingdom, faded into obscurity, a cautionary tale of a chess enthusiast who couldn't adapt to the evolving culture of the game.

[green jungle]

my name is cirrin

[random scarab]

slide into my dms 😍

[pine pewter]

no its erich von manstein

[idle fern]

LMAOOO

[clear fractal]

check dms, me and that blizzard guy are on there

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1147376127636164669/1165489470557138964/image0-1-2-2.gif?ex=654709a7&is=653494a7&hm=dc13ea034e871976902f15c25d00063b7fb5a277a91276f261fd6daad8cda2ee&

[nova verge]

Hi

[green jungle]

why is your chatgpt about me not having chess drip

[pine pewter]

its not chatgpt

[green jungle]

its joever im elaving

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-spy-hanging-back-flip-noose-gif-16522233

[minor spoke]

4.8 WTH

[green jungle]

you should change the zappies to sparky trust

[minor spoke]

No just go balloon pekka ebarbs rage sparky inferno dragon

[pine pewter]

clash royale sucks, scam people on StockX instead

[vivid yoke]

who won yesterday anish or alireza

[minor spoke]

Ur mom

[green jungle]

clash royale adds the air sweeper instantly deleting lumberloon from the game

everyone comes back to play the game

[nova verge]

I just had a nice salad

[green jungle]

blocked reported

[stuck kestrel]

scam kids on boblox

[random scarab]

Listen here, you chess-playing dumpster fire. Your lack of hygiene is more offensive than your pathetic excuse for a game strategy. Do you think your stench is some kind of psychological warfare tactic? News flash, it's just making everyone want to forfeit the match and vomit simultaneously. I hope the only king you'll ever conquer is the king of bacteria infesting your unwashed body. Now go take a shower and maybe, just maybe, you'll have a fighting chance at not being the biggest disgrace to the game of chess.

[idle fern]

finally 1640 in my weak gamemode

[stuck kestrel]

damn

[green jungle]

I literally have no emotions to describe the betrayal you have done to me. I can't say anything through text because I can only use words... but I am literally shaking, like the amount of emotion I feel is like screaming at the top of my lungs constantly. I feel so helpless and I just stomped on the ground without meaning to to try and channel my emotions somewhere. That sounds so stupid because I can't describe how I'm feeling through text, there are so many dragon escape speedrunners, so much more than 5, this is the strongest of any emotion I've genuinely ever felt in atleast 2 years. There's no way to describe it. It's equivalent to the emotion that would cause someone to scream at the top of their lungs until their voice goes mute.

[stuck kestrel]

ok join vc

[green jungle]

what cna you offer me

[minor spoke]

HI EYEPATCH

[green jungle]

copypasta fight

[stuck kestrel]

ill release 3 kids from my basement

[idle fern]

possibly idk 😭

[stuck kestrel]

HELLO CHOCOLATE

[green jungle]

mmm tasty but not good enough

[random scarab]

Listen here, you putrid pile of unwashed chess pieces. Your hygiene is as nonexistent as your chess skills. You've been sitting in your own filth for so long that even the rats refuse to crawl near you. Your body odor is so repulsive that it could knock out a horse. And yet, you have the audacity to try and come back at my insult? Please, spare me your feeble attempts at wit. You couldn't even come close to matching my intellect, let alone defeating me in a game of chess. So go back to your stinking corner and wallow in your own failure, because that's all you're good at. You are nothing but a disgrace to the game of chess, and to humanity as a whole. I almost feel sorry for you, but then I remember the putrid stench emanating from your unwashed body and I am reminded of what a pathetic excuse for a human being you truly are. Now, begone before I have to hold my breath any longer in your disgusting presence.

[stuck kestrel]

theyre seasoned and fresh

[green jungle]

isn't that just the same copypasta but loinger

[proven drift]

I'm going to school

[random scarab]

nah

what copypasta are you talking about btw

[proven drift]

Hope I come out alive

[green jungle]

didn't they both start talking about chess and bad hygiene

[green jungle]

are you american

[random scarab]

WHAT COPYPASTA IS THIS

nah they gotta be australian

[idle fern]

rip

[green jungle]

the most recent two copypastas you sent

[vivid yoke]

are you bangladeshi

[stuck kestrel]

no, luckily

[random scarab]

ai generated

[green jungle]

i wasnt talking to you eyepatch

[random scarab]

[green jungle]

bruh

[proven drift]

Indian

[random scarab]

https://aiinsults.com/plain

[idle fern]

does anyone wanna chess battle pls 🙂

[green jungle]

my copypastas keep getting automodded

[vivid yoke]

oh only 30 mins different time

[random scarab]

ME

[stuck kestrel]

But i was. Stinky fatass piece of filth

I agree with el gato now.

[idle fern]

oh i got a different battle for you soon

jokes

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/moist-moistcritikal-moistcrit1kal-penguinz-penguinz0-gif-6970813881893662375

[idle fern]

drop the chess.com @random scarab

[stuck kestrel]

american citizen pov

[random scarab]

personallygabe

[green jungle]

i am both alabama and florida man

[stuck kestrel]

ur so stinky even fish are repulsed by u

[random scarab]

Listen here, you sniveling, pathetic excuse for a human being. While the rest of us have been out living our lives, experiencing the world and all it has to offer, you have been holed up in your parents' basement, glued to your computer screen like a mindless drone. Your only source of entertainment and fulfillment is the useless game of chess. How utterly sad and pathetic. It's no wonder you have no friends, no social skills, and no life. Your existence revolves around moving little wooden pieces on a board, like a child playing with toys. The fact that you have spent a decade on Discord and chess.com, instead of actually interacting with real people, just shows how much of a socially inept loser you truly are. Do us all a favor and crawl back into your dark, musty hole, because nobody wants to waste their time on someone as worthless and insignificant as you.

[green jungle]

no. i smell like lavander and peppermint

[stuck kestrel]

u stink like chees

[green jungle]

how silly

[stuck kestrel]

so ur a texan man

[random scarab]

lies you play chess

[warm python]

Goat

[green jungle]

Since many of our members misunderstand what moderators do, I thought I'd write up a description of a typical day.

At 5:00, we get up and get ready for the day. Moderators work long hours, so it takes an early start to be able to fulfil all our duties.

After breakfast, we log on to chess.com and go to @Erik's page. We stare at his picture for five minutes, and then repeat "Erik, Erik, Erik, I am here to serve you today." This helps to put us in the right frame of mind for the day's activities. Then we begin monitoring the forums.

The servers only have so much space available for each day, and if the level of activity in the forums was too high in the previous night, we might have to delete a few comments to save space later. If we delete one of your comments that you thought was particularly brilliant, sorry, but we're trying to keep the forums running smoothly for the rest of the day. If the servers got filled up, we wouldn't have any space left for the spammers.

We have a daily quota system for bans and mutes. If we don't mute ten people, our salary for the day is cut in half. On the other hand, if we ban at least five people, our wages are doubled. I try to get five of my mutes and two of my bans in before lunch. Since people have to pay $50 to get unmuted and $100 to be allowed to create a new account after getting banned, this is a very important source of revenue for chess.com, and moderators are encouraged to do their part by ensuring a sufficient number of people are muted and banned. Regular members can do their part by reporting cheaters (select Report Abuse under the Help menu). This helps raise the money needed to pay for Erik to take his family to Bermuda four times a year.

We actually love spammers. Not only do they make for relatively quick and easy bans, but they always want to come back with new accounts, which means lots of extra revenue. We reward them by letting them post half a dozen comments before we ban them. This is why it's so important to delete enough comments earlier in the day to ensure there's room on the servers for the spammers.

After I have all my bans and mutes for the day, it's time to start looking for references to competitor sites. This is a major part of our job, and usually takes a couple hours. Some moderators prefer to do it in the morning, but I like to get my bans and mutes in first.

Then we spend a few minutes helping members with problems they're having or addressing abusive behaviour. This needs done, but it's really a much smaller part of what we do than people think.

We usually finish all our tasks at about 11:00 PM. We then send @jdcannon a note, and he transfers $0 to our account, doubled or halved according to the number of bans and mutes we were able to manage during the day.

We wrap up the day the way we began, by going back to Erik's page and staring at his picture for five minutes, then repeating "Erik, Erik, Erik, I am happy to have served you today."

All told, it's a hard job, the hours are long, and the pay isn't great, but it's very rewarding. The site members all love us, and nobody ever complains. And we get to help pay for Erik's family holidays (or vacations for you Americans).

[green jungle]

i LITERALLY showered 1 hour ago

wait no 2

[idle fern]

lies

[green jungle]

i was smelly but now i smell like lavander and peppermint

[restive storm]

Bro flooded

[green jungle]

yes ugly bitch without you eyepatch

[stuck kestrel]

guess ill shower with ur mum instead

[green jungle]

go ahead

[random scarab]

dawg i literally got a 24 hour mute for sending nudity when i didnt

[green jungle]

your choice not mine

[stuck kestrel]

actually i cant, she wont fit in the shower

[green jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796863732499087370/885771045540352020/image0.gif

[green jungle]

i literally dont care because i do not like my mom at all

[stuck kestrel]

No i have a proper set of teeth

[stuck kestrel]

well i do.

[minor spoke]

Ok I’m being fr:

• #💬〡general-off-topic is possibly the worst place for u to be for chess stuff this place is WWIII
• welcome lol and get used to the chaos
• if u want chess try #💬〡chess-talk
• make sure u connect and get trusted, then get all ur other roles

[stuck kestrel]

NO

[green jungle]

you are entitled to your bad taste

[stuck kestrel]

Im even having tea rn

[tight estuary]

are you me

[stuck kestrel]

but im not briish i swear

[green jungle]

yeah and i bet ytou have your pinky sticking out you little vermin

[stuck kestrel]

Im you but cooler.

[minor spoke]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO