#💬〡general-off-topic

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humble yacht
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Bro this is a chess server

vague burrow
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bro chill nothing srs it was kinda weird tho

fresh wind
cursive pawn
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potato is a fruit

fleet scroll
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based

humble yacht
iron barn
grim edge
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Nah its bread

graceful lintel
vague burrow
humble yacht
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Anything that disiminates seeds is a fruit

fleet scroll
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potatoes do not have seeds

iron barn
cursive pawn
humble yacht
graceful lintel
cursive pawn
humble yacht
graceful lintel
humble yacht
iron barn
fleet scroll
shrewd vessel
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how do banana trees even reproduce

cursive pawn
graceful lintel
humble yacht
cursive pawn
humble yacht
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You asked for a channel and he told u one

cursive pawn
humble yacht
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It being dead can't be helped

fleet scroll
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I'll ping you, why not

cursive pawn
weak cairn
humble yacht
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Now serious time

What's y'all elos

grim edge
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Fun fact we used garlic so much that it lost its ability to reproduce Starege

cursive pawn
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oh i thought he taled ant potatewos

tacit knot
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any1 unrated 1v1v?

humble yacht
humble yacht
vague burrow
noble widget
vague burrow
humble yacht
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My elo is 700-850

cursive pawn
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im skipping class today

humble yacht
cursive pawn
vague burrow
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100 elo means 100 excelled london orientation

worn iceBOT
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noble widget
humble yacht
noble widget
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Dont be scared you got this

vague burrow
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u are 350 liar

cursive pawn
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graceful lintel
# shrewd vessel how do banana trees even reproduce

so it goes like
e4 e5 Nf3 Nf6 now you have several options but who wants same boring positions
Play d4!! Scotch gambit it's indeed the best opening
Nxd4 is called lolli variation
But most of the time opponent will take with e4 pawn exd4 now here you have two options either to play nxd4(standard goofy ass choice) or Bc4(ur 3400 for sure) it's called scotch Gambit if opponent goes Bc5 you have Ng5! Attacking the weak asf f7 pawn opponent goes Nh6(most of the time) but ykw you gonna play Nxf7!! (brilliant move) not really a sacrifice because you get ur piece but a upcoming fork Nxf7 Bxf7+ Kxf7 Qh5+ forking bishop on c5 and king
And now blacks king us wide open and you have a better position

shrewd vessel
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don't even ping me ever again

graceful lintel
shrewd vessel
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ever*

cursive pawn
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🥰

noble widget
tacit knot
graceful lintel
cursive pawn
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🥰 😻

tacit knot
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1v1?/ any1

stable mirage
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no

cursive pawn
noble widget
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I’m tryna 1v1 celestial but they’re too scared of my 300 rating

graceful lintel
graceful lintel
normal hatch
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Nah id win

graceful lintel
graceful lintel
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Food brilliant peepoSmol

tacit knot
noble widget
graceful lintel
cursive pawn
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Let me down sht song

noble widget
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Isn’t that what happened to you

shrewd vessel
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duh if u don't play for a long time

barren hare
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i been thinking about this and i think only tactically

graceful lintel
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someone has to do it

barren hare
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cause psych taught me that as you get older you processing speed becomes slower but your crystallized intelligence improves.

noble widget
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You call yourself washed, you dont need to hear it from me lol

barren hare
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but your tactics arent going to be worse exactly just slower

graceful lintel
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probably no

barren hare
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or unless you get a tbi

noble widget
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English difficult for you after all that time spent on chess?

shrewd vessel
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isn't crystallized intelligence just knowledge?

barren hare
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which is important for positional chess

stable mirage
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ew positional chess

mental abyss
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KO

midnight fjord
grim edge
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Lmfao

midnight fjord
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i cant 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹

midnight fjord
grim edge
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I said respond with “No, Papa”

vague burrow
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I am so bored

vague burrow
grim edge
vague burrow
barren hare
quick solstice
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I'm going to guess Ontario, Canada

shrewd vessel
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not that cold here

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imo

barren hare
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even when its not cold, i hardly see people outside

stable mirage
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-40 degrees

barren hare
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30F here

vague burrow
shrewd vessel
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its above freezing in January, very impressive

quick solstice
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BC

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It's like -3 here today

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in Ontario

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which is pretty nice day for winter

vague burrow
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its 16 here which is good but nopoe

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why chat went ded

barren hare
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idk

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i might play bughouse with someone

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i dont feel like playing normal chess

vague burrow
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gl

fallen valley
harsh beacon
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Is it cool to meet the founder of quality chess?

midnight fjord
fallen valley
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Brandishing a weapon at an officer now, are you?

grim edge
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i think im ready to play chess now

vague burrow
final gust
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Exponents these nutz

midnight fjord
grim edge
stable mirage
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bast the bully

dim ridge
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guys

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how do i get to 2000, im 1500 otb rn

weak cairn
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why is it actually the same 5 people talking here everyday

dim ridge
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including me

grim edge
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name them

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i dare you

weak cairn
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you

vague burrow
dim ridge
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no shit

shrewd vessel
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if u go back 3 months, it would be a different set of 5 people

grim edge
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sherlock

trail prism
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The most interesting thing at the museum I was at today.

fallen valley
hot phoenix
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That's a beautiful chess set

peak plank
compact mantle
dim ridge
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guys im in architecture class at school, should I make my own chess board?

peak plank
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Go for it

dim ridge
grim edge
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Do it and send pics

hot phoenix
dim ridge
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lil' side hustle

trail prism
dim ridge
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and the cutting machijnes

weak cairn
dim ridge
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if im let loose i can really cook something up

fervent hare
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r

grim edge
fallen valley
compact mantle
trail prism
stable mirage
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imagine being active

grim edge
trail prism
dim ridge
grim edge
tired drum
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Hi

trail prism
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I think

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Or 1800-1900

humble yacht
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Dam

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We doing history now

humble yacht
grim edge
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18th to 19th century

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google said

trail prism
bright jacinth
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guys how to get pic perms?

humble yacht
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Be trusted

trail prism
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The furniture and arrangement got French and Turkish influence

humble yacht
bright jacinth
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ah

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i just wanted to post an image which doesnt make sense

humble yacht
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Send it to me

bright jacinth
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alr

humble yacht
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I'll post it

weak cairn
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well i've seen them all

trail prism
humble yacht
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@bright jacinth it's his pic

bright jacinth
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i still won :P

humble yacht
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Mashallah brat

bright jacinth
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mittens ran out of time >:)

humble yacht
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Myślałem, że przegrałeś

bright jacinth
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a

humble yacht
compact mantle
fervent hare
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miau

bright jacinth
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miau

plain arrow
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anyone up for a game?

fervent hare
humble yacht
warm spindle
humble yacht
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It's terrarias pic y'all

grim edge
plain arrow
humble yacht
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Only 2000 more to go

plain arrow
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I don't care about rating anyways

humble yacht
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Oh we can play unrated

fervent hare
plain arrow
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alr

fervent hare
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rated or nah

plain arrow
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I'll get 2 links

weak cairn
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For @fervent hare
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grim edge
weak cairn
trail prism
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Here pick of dog I took today while waiting for bus

plain arrow
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Kime was never found

grim edge
grim edge
stable mirage
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snowy

iron barn
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I saw there was a photo and thats why i didnt say 1700's

worthy ferry
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Why do so many people in this game cheat with bots?

iron barn
worthy ferry
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Like, just take the L man. No reason to sit here and bot for an ego boost when you know deep down you cheat.

iron barn
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theyre not even smart cheaters

worthy ferry
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Not fair to the rest of us.

iron barn
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If they were a smart cheater u probably would just think they had good game

stable mirage
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they try

iron barn
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nothing unhuman

stable mirage
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unless I beat them then they suck lol

worthy ferry
# iron barn nothing unhuman

Right. Last night I had a game where I wasn't allowed a single move. From start to finish I only had forced moves. Just now, there's no possible way the dude won without cheating and he knew he was cheating which is why he didn't deny it 😂

iron barn
worthy ferry
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I'm 600 ELO. Would be more if I wasn't getting screwed over with botters.

stable mirage
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meh my blitz playstyle can get blown out if I get unlucky or my opponent is smart

iron barn
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daniil dubov said in a podcast he could beat magnus if he just had 1 clue at a crucial position

worthy ferry
fervent hare
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😭 how ppl finding botters

iron barn
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A square or piece

worthy ferry
iron barn
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hikaru agreed

worthy ferry
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I get a couple reports here and there saying "you've received your points back because this person is botting"

iron barn
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same

fervent hare
stable mirage
fervent hare
stable mirage
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much worse anticheat

fervent hare
stable mirage
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ok 600

delicate coral
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Hello everyone

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Toso the cap is here

stable mirage
vague burrow
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And I am magnus carlsen

delicate coral
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And im tosho the cap

stable mirage
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he would definitely go positive

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not win every time though

iron barn
stable mirage
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and if Magnus knew about it he could just play a boring positional game

delicate coral
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anyone wanna learn how to play chess like a grandmaster

worthy ferry
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Hate when my class lets out 20 minutes early and I have to wait for my friends class to let out.

iron barn
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well the point of cheating is that the other person dosent know

worthy ferry
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Ew

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Bullet is trash. Leaves no time to think.

delicate coral
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why do i have no permission to speak in calls

worthy ferry
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I honestly don't even know if my friend still attends this college TBH. She asked me last week to meet her on Monday at lunch. No one saw her at all that day. I didn't see her at lunch today. I feel like she might have unenrolled and not told me lol

stable mirage
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stable mirage
worthy ferry
stable mirage
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I see

worthy ferry
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And quick one minute games like that are just trash in general

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They end way too fast.

stable mirage
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better for evading cheaters

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

worthy ferry
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They aren't fun.

restive storm
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Bullet fun

worthy ferry
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Why does it work for you but now me 🙄

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Discord coding makes it look weird for me when I do it.

stable mirage
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

delicate coral
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hah

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hey

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toso the cap connected his account. Now he is onto bigger things in life

weak cairn
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is bro narrating for himself

delicate coral
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my name is toso the cap

weak cairn
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damn woulda never guessed

delicate coral
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you called me bro

weak cairn
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ye and

delicate coral
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my name is toso the cap not bro

weak cairn
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since when was bro a name

delicate coral
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well you called me bro

weak cairn
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ok?

stable mirage
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bro

last maple
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Bro

weak cairn
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nah i think his name is toso the cap not bro

stable mirage
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no way bro

delicate coral
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Toso The Cap now had his first conversation on the chess.com discord server. He had an unpleasant experience, but now he is experienced and will be more experienced in handling other conversations.

weak cairn
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but my name is helo 😢

last maple
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U fr bro?

stable mirage
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not sure bro

last maple
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I am the mail but what's my name

delicate coral
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He has to prove the haters wrong, that his name is not bro, but nobody listens to him.

last maple
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WE'RE BACKK

worthy ferry
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Wish people would just be honest about their intentions. Would save people a lot of time.

delicate coral
delicate coral
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You like my cap?

last maple
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Reminds me of my country we have a region called cap bon

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They make good harissa

delicate coral
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from which african country

last maple
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The northernmost

delicate coral
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Tunisia

last maple
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Indeed

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So smart pookie

delicate coral
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Toso The Cap is an intellectual

last maple
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I agree

delicate coral
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he knows how to play the guitar like an expert and checkmate in less than 3 moves

last maple
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I mean we can set up a mating net in my exposed position

delicate coral
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lets play chess

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you sound quite arrogant i wanna beat you

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@last maple

last maple
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Isnail1

delicate coral
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i sent you a duel

last maple
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I’m not tryna make fun of u but you’re 500-999

delicate coral
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im not trying to make fun of you but you lost in 3 moves

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@last maple

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i did say i win chess games in 3 moves i didnt lie though

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kayden my username is tosho_kapata watch our game, the trash talker lost in 3 moves

last maple
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I’m not trashing u

humble yacht
last maple
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The game is over with mate

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Not a rook

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I gave it for free

delicate coral
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i won it in 3

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dont worry you will end with a resign not with a mate

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I am not just a 500. i am Tosho The Cap the best chess player in the conversation

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youre no better than him kid

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you are next.

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thats a finger... No one points it to Tosho The Cap and gets away with it

stable mirage
warped vigil
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👆

delicate coral
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jacobplayschess you are next after i beat this kid

warped vigil
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I think you're lying... I think you're really 10 now and were 9 before

stable mirage
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omg I thought it was sus

rocky vale
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@warped vigil jacob moment

warped vigil
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Hi!

rocky vale
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@grim edge EYY

rocky vale
warped vigil
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I have a theory question for you

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what do you play against the horsefly

rocky vale
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On what opening

warped vigil
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bird

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you're the bird expert around here

delicate coral
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ok i won

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who is next @warped vigil you pointed the finger so you gotta play me now

rocky vale
last maple
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Alr rematch?

warped vigil
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ok let's play @delicate coral

rocky vale
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Good that I don't face that stupid shit

last maple
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I had disturbances at home

delicate coral
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no you lost in the third move youre no match for Tosho

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you had them in your mind too

scenic holly
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hello

warped vigil
delicate coral
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jacob whats your username

warped vigil
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only time 1.Nh6 is good

last maple
warped vigil
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I sent a challenge

delicate coral
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i chopped the entire tree, youre down

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@warped vigil cause ur a little better i wanna have 2 games against you

warped vigil
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k

warped vigil
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ngl I'm underrated at blitz

delicate coral
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no if i lose this one i will win in the next one

last maple
delicate coral
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but i play rapid only so im going to retreat from this match jacob

warped vigil
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big words from a 500-999

delicate coral
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jacob agree to a draw, i dont play blitz only 10 min

warped vigil
delicate coral
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i am not a cheater they have good anticheats

last maple
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Jacob I can play w u if u want

last maple
warped vigil
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👆

delicate coral
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jacob you can tell im legit you saw how i play until now

warped vigil
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Bg4 is a bad move though

delicate coral
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yeah thats just proof im not cheating

warped vigil
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I'm not accusing bruh

delicate coral
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so lets play 10 min or scared from a 500

warped vigil
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ok we can play a 10 min

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actually nvm Bg4 is ok here

last maple
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Best friend group imo

warped vigil
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who

delicate coral
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Tosho wants to be friends with everyone but when they point the finger, he gets serious

warped vigil
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👆

grim edge
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That was

delicate coral
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stop it jacob

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thats quite offensive thats like if i called you straight kayden, its mean

warped vigil
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analize 💀

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oh

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I didn't/wouldn't report you

delicate coral
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Tosho The Cap is unmatched for anyone under 2000

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Above 2000 is his standards, he destroys those though

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No, Tosho The Cap

weak cairn
delicate coral
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i beat the arrogant people, when they point the finger, they are challenging me

umbral wind
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@grim edge dont tell the mods

delicate coral
weak cairn
delicate coral
warped vigil
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bro is going crazy

delicate coral
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Tosho is strong helo

last maple
delicate coral
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yes thats not my name

warped vigil
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you actually weren't playing too badly though

weak cairn
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tf why am i so cute today though

umbral wind
delicate coral
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Tosho is a legendary player i am telling you, unforgettable player

warped vigil
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idk

delicate coral
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the best 600 in the world

last maple
weak cairn
tender umbra
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i just upped my elo from 260 to 310 !!! i was struggling ...but it was worth!!

delicate coral
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in that photo im the one with white hair

warped vigil
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Maybe

last maple
tender umbra
delicate coral
warped vigil
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Toso is in trouble

gloomy vector
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Anybody around 1200 wants to spar a position with me?

last maple
weak cairn
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girls gotta have more self control than boys cause there's no way they can all resist my handsome ass

last maple
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Toso*

delicate coral
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I am Toso The Cap and im the one with white hair

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those are my old friends, we were all fide masters back in the day

grim edge
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cool!

last maple
tender umbra
warped vigil
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GG @delicate coral

delicate coral
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we need to play again

warped vigil
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nah I'm good

delicate coral
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i will be with white pieces this time....

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or youre scared from my opening

warped vigil
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dropped a piece

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avg 600

delicate coral
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i wasnt scared from ur stupid nf3 opening dont be scared now

warped vigil
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If you're dropping pieces openings don't matter

tender umbra
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if this message gets 3 skull reactions ill read the rules

delicate coral
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Toso The Cap never backs down, you gotta play those are the rules

weak cairn
delicate coral
warped vigil
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forced to drop a piece 🤔

delicate coral
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yes in a bad position

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so play again cause this time you will drop the piece

latent pebble
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/notifications

weak cairn
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how would you write a fart sound in text

fervent hare
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pluh

tender umbra
warped vigil
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phbbt ig

last maple
stable mirage
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slightly but I thought it was unlikely

weak cairn
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what

stable mirage
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it crossed my mind I guess

delicate coral
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2000s are all scared of me

fervent hare
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nvm

delicate coral
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jacob is no match for me, luring me into his theory thats not what you call a legit win

warped vigil
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2000s don't want to waste their time playing 600s

delicate coral
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he wont play in my theory hes that bad

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scared of 600's opening thats a shame

warped vigil
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and if you think my opening is theory you really are 600 💀

last maple
fervent hare
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vroom vrrom

delicate coral
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i shouldnt be wasting my time with you my friend.

delicate coral
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You play the english im not an amateur, you are the amateur

weak cairn
warped vigil
delicate coral
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jacob youre such a chess noob you wont play a 600 cause you know you will lose

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i wouldnt wanna lose to a 600 in front of 10 people too

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smart of you

warped vigil
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usually I play Nc3 or something instead of dxc5 but I wanted to mix it up

last maple
delicate coral
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you know 2000 is average level its not that good

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you are not as good as you think lol

zealous panther
warped vigil
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honestly if you take the pool of gotham watchers, 600 is intermediate ig

delicate coral
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yes im 600 on purpose, so people can laugh at me

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but when i win they shut up, unless they are scared to play again and i made a mistake cause im human

warped vigil
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I can understand trash talking but trashtalking someone 1400 points higher is a bit much

delicate coral
delicate coral
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tosho_kapata is my username

last maple
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Aren't 1200 intermediates?

warped vigil
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1 game is plenty to determine your strength

delicate coral
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jacob is scared everyone

zealous panther
delicate coral
weak cairn
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why is this server so unnecessarily dramatic

last maple
delicate coral
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anyways jacob is a random. Anyone wanna play the best chess player, Tosho The Cap

warped vigil
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Bro thinks my opening is theory 💀

acoustic raven
delicate coral
warped vigil
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says the person 1 day on the server

last maple
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Personally, I follow the chess ai thing

weak cairn
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what

delicate coral
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i was polite and lowkey ab it but you forced it

weak cairn
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what does this gotta do with anything

last maple
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Go on

heavy swallow
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I have returned

delicate coral
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i sent you a challenge kiddo

worn iceBOT
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weak cairn
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everyone always brings my good looks into everything. its so hard being handsome 😢

heavy swallow
delicate coral
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haha

warm spindle
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@delicate coral vro think he peaky vlinder

rose torrent
delicate coral
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dont call me vro i am Tosho The Cap

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I don't know Mr Peak

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we wore these caps back in the day

weak cairn
warm spindle
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Ok

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Awesome dude 👏 😎 🙌 👌

warped vigil
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no way

delicate coral
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already losing mr

warped vigil
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can you send a screenshot

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I can't see game cause I'm playing rn

weak cairn
#

no shit its clean

hasty trail
#

No way its poopy head @grim edge

zealous panther
#

either a smurf or cheating

rugged plank
delicate coral
#

i cant actually i dont have the ability

zealous panther
#

🥱

weak cairn
warped vigil
hasty trail
#

JACOB@warped vigil

#

Bro

zealous panther
hasty trail
#

Bro I'm a guy

rugged plank
warped vigil
#

Well if he's a smurf he has to be a 1k smurf or smthng

delicate coral
#

im not a smurf im a strumpf

zealous panther
weak cairn
warped vigil
delicate coral
#

cause hes bad

hasty trail
#

Bye @grim edge and @warped vigil

zealous panther
warped vigil
delicate coral
#

1500 play like 500s they blunder left and right

delicate coral
#

about to 3-0 snail

last maple
#

I missclicked

delicate coral
#

you were losing thats no excuse

last maple
#

You're right

#

Let's do a 3rd one?

delicate coral
#

you aborted the game

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im supposed to be white

zealous panther
stable mirage
#

I think the thing that made me suspect it the most was mentioning your age at some point, can’t find the message but i remember there was one at some point

warped vigil
#

i can't watch cause I'm playing rn can you send a ss

heavy swallow
#

It’s good to be back

heavy swallow
delicate coral
#

Tosho The Cap is very good at chess guys dont underestimate him

warped vigil
warped vigil
#

nice to see you again

heavy swallow
warped vigil
#

🔥

weak cairn
heavy swallow
#

Got paired with a 1900

warm spindle
heavy swallow
#

And won

warped vigil
#

congrats!

delicate coral
delicate coral
heavy swallow
#

I’m too cool

weak cairn
warped vigil
warm spindle
warped vigil
#

that 1W is satisfying

delicate coral
#

no you, scared to run a second time cause it wouldnt be your opening

heavy swallow
#

Got paired with a 1900 1 game before aswell

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Lost tho

warped vigil
#

youll get there

delicate coral
#

people hate on Toso for no reason man, the world is stupid

warped vigil
#

eventually you'll be adopting 1900s

zealous panther
#

Seems like a smurf to me

delicate coral
#

Hes just a good player and they dont like him

heavy swallow
#

Almost 1500 hopefully I don’t choke again

#

🗿

warped vigil
#

maybe a smurf

delicate coral
#

who

zealous panther
#

KEKW i see what you did there

warped vigil
#

Toso let's play again

#

I changed my mind

delicate coral
#

finally you gathered some courage

#

dont be scared you got this mate

warped vigil
#

We'll see if your cheeesing or smurfing

delicate coral
#

im not a smurf man im a strumpf

stable mirage
#

something like that

#

I didn’t think it was above a 20% chance btw I just realized it as a possibility

grim edge
#

Im being sirius

lime lily
#

141 pings here

zealous panther
haughty mortar
#

Got 1700 and 1800 this year!!!!

zealous panther
#

not workingNOOOO

delicate coral
#

He Only realized this discord server exists recently by a friend

warped vigil
#

Tosho threw

warped vigil
delicate coral
#

Tosho is winning don't worry

warped vigil
#

but then un-threw

delicate coral
#

yes

#

Tosho is winning again

warped vigil
#

yeah tosho's a 1800 smurf

delicate coral
#

You have no proof my friend

warped vigil
#

maybe but idts

#

dmd and deleted so 🤷

delicate coral
#

Tosho doesnt dm anyone in his life

rugged plank
#

still good at the game but is smurfing against the rules?

warped vigil
#

yeah it is afaik

haughty mortar
#

Schizo???

rugged plank
#

thought so just making sure

delicate coral
#

I am not a smurf i am a proffesional 600 player

#

Tosho The Cap is not to be overestimated though

haughty mortar
#

Me shcizo?

warped vigil
#

Tosho's 1800 smurf.. I saw... trust me if you want

#

or don't idrc

zealous panther
#

who is schizo

haughty mortar
delicate coral
#

How do you know im 1800 when it says 600 kid

warped vigil
#

u know

haughty mortar
#

I didnt do anything

delicate coral
#

Tosho The Cap is not up to date with these new technologies

haughty mortar
#

IM INNOCENT

zealous panther
delicate coral
#

he was the worst 1500 in the world

haughty mortar
#

THE BOMB WAS A MISS INPUT

#

IM AN INNOCENT MAN

delicate coral
#

it is my 4th language so thank you

warped vigil
#

You're getting less entertaining @delicate coral please keep the quality up

zealous panther
haughty mortar
#

THE BOMBING WAS A MISS INPUT

acoustic raven
#

Why does toso the cap speak in third person?

delicate coral
warped vigil
#

cause you're 1800

delicate coral
#

I am not!

warped vigil
#

i'm debating whether to send the ss

warped vigil
#

🔥

severe oxide
warped vigil
#

what can you read from my profile @zealous panther

worn iceBOT
#
<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jacob Sperber (1e4_0-1)

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rapid Rapid: 2035 (2131 peak)
blitz Blitz: 1476 (1934 peak)
bullet Bullet: 1659 (1759 peak)

delicate coral
#

2000 is bad

zealous panther
haughty mortar
delicate coral
#

yes

warped vigil
#
  • a 1800
delicate coral
#

a 600

haughty mortar
frigid parcel
#

how is your blitz that low?

warped vigil
#

2000 is mid

delicate coral
#

quiet boy no one calls Tosho that

haughty mortar
haughty mortar
warped vigil
#

MonkeyMonkeyMonkey

frigid parcel
#

your blitz is 500 from your peak

warped vigil
#

🙉

haughty mortar
frigid parcel
#

no jacob

warped vigil
haughty mortar
#

Cuz my blitz ass too

heavy swallow
tender umbra
#

i just failed to checkmate someone with rook and knight...is it possible?

haughty mortar
#

I do like foolery in blitz

zealous panther
#

YOOOO w draw

haughty mortar
zealous panther
#

bro talked too much

haughty mortar
#

U aint a washed fide master nerd to tell me what to do

tender umbra
#

how with only rook

haughty mortar
#

NO HE IS A WASHED FIDE MASTER

delicate coral
#

Tosho The Cap is qualified to answer that question. Blitz is L

haughty mortar
#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

zealous panther
#

what is a washed fide master🤔

tender umbra
#

did that,after?

haughty mortar
delicate coral
#

cause they are experts

haughty mortar
delicate coral
#

but i am the best of the best.

last maple
#

It seems we are matched

haughty mortar
delicate coral
last maple
#

From ur playing it seems like you're using an alt

zealous panther
delicate coral
#

just a friendly reminder

warped vigil
#

(actually tosho's a 1800 smurf) so he's ok

delicate coral
last maple
haughty mortar
compact mantle
#

Washed fm’s are good for my ego

delicate coral
#

im not a smurf im a strumpf

zealous panther
worn iceBOT
#
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rapid Rapid: 1231 (peak)
blitz Blitz: 1448 (1449 peak)
bullet Bullet: 1414 (1524 peak)

heavy swallow
#

It’s still not updated

delicate coral
#

that is indeed a photoshopped message

warped vigil
#

It's real

stable mirage
#

noooo why did jcae get unbanned

zealous panther
#

seems like toso the cap is a common name

fringe nest
#

e

last maple
#

Toso the capper

delicate coral
#

thats why they call me the cap hehe

#

we can play now jacob

last maple
#

I drew against an 1800

#

I'm proud

last maple
#

Womp womp

delicate coral
#

cant send gifs

normal hatch
last maple
delicate coral
#

i had a rook for a bishop plus a pawn and he had a repetition but we are gonna ignore that

delicate coral
#

cause he was toast if he didnt find perpetual check

normal hatch
stable mirage
#

anitta preaching facts

delicate coral
#

also i was arguing about dudes accusing me so i wasnt the most focusedf

novel moat
#

all i hear are excuses

delicate coral
worn iceBOT
#
<:profile:1016802308278976642> frikandel7

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blitz Blitz: 2649 (2657 peak)
bullet Bullet: 2531 (2558 peak)

zealous panther
#

@winter helmyou have never played rapid?!?!

last maple
winter helm
zealous panther
winter helm
#

not on this account

#

there is no use in playing rapid at high rating

zealous panther
#

oh i thought you got 2.6k without playing a game of rapid

winter helm
#

lmao yeah that would be something

#

i have like 2k rapid games on my main

zealous panther
delicate coral
#

so anyone up for playing the most famous person in my city, Tosho The Cap

winter helm
zealous panther
novel moat
zealous panther
novel moat
#

no Stare

delicate coral
#

Tosho The Cap wants to play. who will be worthy

fervent gazelle
delicate coral
#

Challenge me! my username is Tosho_kapata

stable mirage
#

ew rapid

warped vigil
#

ok lets play

delicate coral
#

jacob i will get 150 elo if i win

#

i dont wanna lose you rating

zealous panther
stable mirage
warped vigil
#

ok

delicate coral
#

make it so im white unrated 10 min

stable mirage
delicate coral
#

ok gl

stable mirage
#

also it’s bit slow

#

not that interesting

warped vigil
#

rapid is very interesting imo

harsh beacon
#

I just met the Founder of quality chess today

green jungle
stable mirage
green jungle
zealous panther
stable mirage
#

maybe I don’t play enough but playing cheaters doesn’t make for interesting games

novel moat
#

rapid takes too much time

zealous panther
green jungle
zealous panther
novel moat
#

i dont mind playing in the pool since I get rating points for that but just casual matches are boring

stable mirage
warped vigil
zealous panther
#

what is pool wdym not in pool

harsh beacon
#

Classical is more fun

normal hatch
#

Playing pool

zealous panther
#

??

green jungle
# zealous panther why?

it's a long time to do almost nothing. Like we dont get anything from playing people usually; it's more challenging to play random pool

green jungle
normal hatch
zealous panther
warped vigil
#

no

green jungle
# zealous panther oh

it's like if an 800 wanted to play you... like you don't really get anything. I enjoy typing on discord more than i do playing chess for example so id rather waste my time typing than playing Sunglas

grim edge
#

anyone wanna play, im a beginner

green jungle
zealous panther
delicate coral
#

i made my settings -25 plus infinity

verbal yew
#

alo

delicate coral
#

so i play the strongest people out there so i can improve

warped vigil
#

wait @green jungle you're 2100?

green jungle
green jungle
#

if you mean uscf

warped vigil
#

oh

delicate coral
#

lol

warped vigil
#

oh yeah I remember

green jungle
#

2100 is like right between my current rating and my peak

green jungle
stable mirage
green jungle
stable mirage
green jungle
#

I think they're less common than people make them out to be

warped vigil
#

why am I 20 points below you in uscf and 300 below you in cc rapid and 700 below you in blitz

noble widget
green jungle
#

my playstyle isn't suited for otb

#

it's literally "play moves run them out of time"

noble widget
#

We’re more or less comparable uscf I think, but I’m also about 300-400 points higher than u in rapid

warped vigil
#

yeah ig I just have to accept i'm weird

green jungle
#

it's actually extremely exhausting to play for me

noble widget
#

You’re super unusual

warped vigil
#

whee I'm unique

warped vigil
green jungle
#

otb it's a shit strategy

warm spindle
#

everyone is uniwue

green jungle
#

almost every game im around -2

warped vigil
#

as long as they're decent moves

green jungle
#

And i have to defend every game

#

Do you know how tiring that is, like

warped vigil
#

huh

green jungle
#

This one game I played against an 1800 where I was already not doing well in the tournament, then he sac'd his queen for 2 rooks and was +5 for the next 20 moves because I couldn't move half of my pieces. I only won because of cheese

stable mirage
#

ez win

green jungle
#

And over the course of those 20 moves i spent all of my 2 hours

warped vigil
#

I see

green jungle
#

to beat an 1800

thorny lava
#

.

green jungle
#

on the plus side most of the games I lose are because I didn't want to draw

warped vigil
#

as in overpressing?

green jungle
#

no as in this endgame is drawn and im going to play out 50 more moves

#

Most of my wins and losses come from this

warped vigil
#

i see

lapis stratus
#

So I'm curious about a variation in the exchange French where black takes with a queen instead of the pawn. 1 e4, e6 2 d4,d5 3 exd5, Qxd5

#

Has anyone ever seen this?

green jungle
#

jacob do you want me to send the game against the 1800 to you

warped vigil
#

yes plz

delicate coral
#

i feel like im better in our game jacob

green jungle
green jungle
stable mirage
warped vigil
#

which is a pity because if it wasn't bad it would be great to unbalance

noble widget
#

Its like a really bad Scandinavian for black

normal hatch
#

Scandafrench

stable mirage
#

there are better methods though

lapis stratus
#

Interesting it basically becomes a Scandinavian defence

noble widget
noble widget
normal hatch
stable mirage
lapis stratus
#

There both bad. But I meant in similar structure. @noble widget

noble widget
green jungle
noble widget
warped vigil
#

that game is crazy

#

1800 really showed his rating

radiant flame
#

guess the elo

green jungle
lapis stratus
#

Haha I meant relative to other black defences such as French, Carro, Sicilian. @noble widget it's solid overall

delicate coral
green jungle
#

it's actually wild

lapis stratus
#

I actually play the Scandinavian

#

Scandi and French vs 1 e4 mostly for me

green jungle
noble widget
#

If it weren’t for advanced variation, I would be more supportive of the caro

green jungle
#

I think im going to take up 1.a3 as white

normal hatch
warped vigil
#

but you could cheese

warped vigil
green jungle
stable mirage
noble widget
green jungle
#

I unironically enjoy playing as black

warped vigil
#

a master played 1. a3 against me otb

lapis stratus
warped vigil
#

same here

green jungle
normal hatch
radiant flame
green jungle
stable mirage
normal hatch
#

I was arguably worse out the opening Sadge (I was worse)

noble widget
green jungle
stable mirage
noble widget
radiant flame
stable mirage
#

no

radiant flame
stable mirage
#

ur 1100

green jungle
radiant flame
green jungle
normal hatch
#

Nf3 Scandi OP tho

noble widget
warped vigil
#

I've seen that before somewhere

delicate coral
#

jacob am i playing good

stable mirage
normal hatch
#

What u playing against Italian and Ruy?

noble widget
green jungle
#

1...e5 vomit

radiant flame
haughty mortar
stable mirage
stable mirage
radiant flame
noble widget
green jungle
stable mirage
green jungle
noble widget
#

what you think :catgimme:

warped vigil
#

have you considered playing french

noble widget
green jungle
stable mirage
#

on lichess

green jungle
radiant flame
#

l*chess

grave wasp
radiant flame
green jungle
#

If you meant me then yes i have considered it. But after much consideration i decided not to

normal hatch
green jungle
normal hatch
#

Two Knights OP

radiant flame
#

the one in my cc profile is my alt, so rating is a bit inflated

worn iceBOT
#
<:profile:1016802308278976642> musashi

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rapid Rapid: 2240 (peak)
blitz Blitz: 2327 (2445 peak)
bullet Bullet: 2264 (2456 peak)

noble widget
#

4..h6 also interesting tbf

normal hatch
#

h6-g5 and attack!

radiant flame
#

cc server wont allow my lc main to be linked here

#

they know they cannot contain my power there..

stable mirage
#

very cringe