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rain trout
vale frost
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Random question but if a zombie apocalypse happened and you had to pick one discordain you know to be your partner who'd you choose

grim edge
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I'd say TO

hasty cove
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I think i did something

verbal marsh
hasty cove
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@rain trout

fallen valley
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There's a girl in one of my classes that makes pretty eyes at me and it's distracting. What do?

grim edge
rain trout
vale frost
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You creep

rain trout
fallen valley
vale frost
rain trout
tulip lichen
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be friends with her

fallen valley
tulip lichen
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be her boyfriend then marry her have kids then die next to her

vale frost
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Last time i gave a girl a chance was actually a dude with gender reassignment..sadly not lying.

verbal marsh
grim edge
tulip lichen
weak stratus
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tell her you're rated 1900 cc @fallen valley

glossy radish
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my god deep is living the life we all want peeposad

vale frost
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Its cause he goes deep thats why every girl like him

rain trout
weak stratus
rain trout
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@fallen valley you have a sword right?

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then borrow money

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and throw it at her

topaz pollen
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dont say ur elo 😭

glossy radish
topaz pollen
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all the chess team kids at my school all talk ab it all the time its terrible

fallen valley
topaz pollen
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and they are all boys

weak stratus
verbal marsh
topaz pollen
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like idm chess but its their personality kinda thing

weak stratus
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or steal a bike

topaz pollen
rain trout
weak stratus
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and run it over her ex

grim edge
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so, Deeppppp do you like this girl?

peak plank
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👀

fallen valley
nova trellis
verbal marsh
# topaz pollen yeah we do

ours talks abt the gen alpha stuff (skibidi toilet) im in the team but like the 8th graders (including me) are normal

weak stratus
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deeeeeeeep

nova trellis
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I like girl of any kind

topaz pollen
glossy radish
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deeeeeeeeeeep

fallen valley
rain trout
weak stratus
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BUY A BIIIKKEEEE. RUN OVER HER EXXX

topaz pollen
glossy radish
shy pike
shy pike
glossy radish
rain trout
grim edge
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sup

shy pike
glossy radish
shy pike
weak stratus
shy pike
weak stratus
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deep i got the best tips

grim edge
peak plank
glossy radish
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where’s daily

grim edge
peak plank
weak stratus
glossy radish
fallen valley
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Life is on the up and UP y'all

weak stratus
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like showering her with coins. To let her know you're very rich

shy pike
glossy radish
fallen valley
glossy radish
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life is not up

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fallen valley
grim edge
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😎

shy pike
rain trout
rain trout
shy pike
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but the bird:(

weak stratus
grim edge
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If you guys need advice about relationship, ask @rain trout for help. Hes literally 10000 steps ahead of everything

fallen valley
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I'm a psychology major

weak stratus
shy pike
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@rain trout how do i get a friend

fallen valley
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Psychology/Spanish double major actually

rain trout
weak stratus
hasty cove
fallen valley
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But psychology is my passion

weak stratus
shy pike
grim edge
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Wsp

weak stratus
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have you tried dating his mom?

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that'll get him to be friends

shy pike
rain trout
grim edge
rain trout
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What's her name?

grim edge
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clearly the pets

fallen valley
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Ella Kate

weak stratus
fallen valley
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Yes

weak stratus
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💀

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why does your cat have a surname tho

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like isnt it difficult to call out

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"Ella Kate" as opposed to just "Ella" or just "Kate"

fallen valley
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Well it was named Ella Kate originally, but I just call it stupid cat

weak stratus
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makes sense🤣

grim edge
rain trout
grim edge
sand zephyr
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Yo

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?

shy pike
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yo

sand zephyr
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Yooò

random drum
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where is my best frnd?

sand zephyr
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What's going on?

shy pike
random drum
topaz pollen
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shy pike
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topaz pollen
sand zephyr
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Uh

random drum
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I missed u tbh

shy pike
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aw

random drum
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u lost access to ur last account?

random drum
shy pike
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possibly

sand zephyr
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Lichess

shy pike
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OK GN PEOPLE

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shy pike
sand zephyr
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Good morning

solid sentinel
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1400 rated girl got WCM title 💀

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topaz pollen
random drum
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Ig he's talking about lula robs

solid sentinel
# solid sentinel 1400 rated girl got WCM title 💀

For girls they reduced the requirements
Either you reach a rating of 2200 or 2000 respectively, or you get a score of 3.5/7 in any seven games of the Chess Olympiad or Woman Chess Olympiad, respectively. (There are some others, such as winning youth titles.)

Apparently some 1400-rated player had a sufficiently good performance at the WCO and scored 4/10, which is sufficient for the requirements

random drum
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I hate her idk why

sand zephyr
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Does anyone have fide rating?

topaz pollen
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ohh ic ty

solid sentinel
sand zephyr
random drum
solid sentinel
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solid sentinel
sand zephyr
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I shall come later

solid sentinel
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noobie6559 shall come later Sadge

random drum
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No one will great when they will defeat a WCM like lula

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She's overhyped idk why

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or maybe I know but I can't say it

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anyways

topaz pollen
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being 1400 and a WCM is a bit low tho

random drum
topaz pollen
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oh

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who said 1400 am i dumb

random drum
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but there's a hug diff in fide and chesscom

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topaz pollen
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oh nvm yeah ic

solid sentinel
random drum
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mb

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we have a member called lasanga

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he's 1200 fide and 2400+ on chesscom

solid sentinel
solid sentinel
random drum
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when?

solid sentinel
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Twitter

random drum
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wait let me check

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btw Ding is in his worst phase rn but I am sure he can beat lula blindfold even in pieces odds KEKW

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"get better"

solid sentinel
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Wait she told "get good"

warm spindle
random drum
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Oh wait I got it

cedar osprey
random drum
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I remember it

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during that shoe thing

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she posted ig

topaz pollen
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LOL

random drum
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that's not lula

topaz pollen
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also yea that isnt her

solid sentinel
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Oh yea mb, she advocated for her

grim edge
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I found the cringiest IG reel everrrrrr

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topaz pollen
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ju wenjun is so slay

solid sentinel
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Glad to see women playing in open tournaments

sand zephyr
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Yo I am winning

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I won

topaz pollen
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i get these random moments where i feel so inspired to start playing chess so i can start playing fide and then realize how terrible i am

sand zephyr
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Sup guys

random drum
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Women should play in open tournaments. Specially women's like lula robs

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I hope lula checks up the msgs in which her name was used KEKW

random drum
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she's in this server ig lmao

solid sentinel
brisk karma
random drum
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She was in this server

hasty cove
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Albert did you get your rating to 1400?

random drum
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gi she left. Her name was displayed on streamer section

solid sentinel
solid sentinel
random drum
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Albert......

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hasty cove
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I am now 1351

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Cause im gay

topaz pollen
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topaz pollen
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uh huh

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I meant it in another way

random drum
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Lula got adopted by a FM ig

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I needa some pro NM to teach me rq

topaz pollen
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i think i deserve WGM title

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topaz pollen
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i did in my dreams

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random drum
brisk karma
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Cause i think you may have literally beaten her

topaz pollen
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NOO

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topaz pollen
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i agree

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Learn from Wenjun

topaz pollen
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wenjun should adopt me

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I needa copy someones playing style rq

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I meant that as a compliment

topaz pollen
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she should be my mom

random drum
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fluid isle
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Chess tournaments here cost around 70 dollars to take part

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Plus i havent paid for a fide id yet

fluid isle
brisk karma
fluid isle
brisk karma
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I get why coaches cost alot

fluid isle
random drum
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@topaz pollenblitz?

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It aint that big

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Plus you get nothing for losing

verbal marsh
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the daily championship is only 100$

fluid isle
celest owl
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Someone teach me chess pls, I'm slow so bare with me :)

brisk karma
topaz pollen
brisk karma
random drum
brisk karma
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Guys, recommed me a grandmaster that i should try to copy

topaz pollen
random drum
celest owl
brisk karma
torpid lintel
brisk karma
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So if i can copy how they play, i can raise my elo easier

torpid lintel
random drum
brisk karma
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I am just trying to see

fluid isle
random drum
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what if the oppenent doesn't play the shit that u copied?

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playing styles are different for different people

brisk karma
random drum
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Like many like to go 1)e4

fluid isle
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Paying attention on your games, analyse & fix them will help to improve

random drum
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I play 1)d4 but I am learning something else rn

torpid lintel
random drum
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for tournaments to make my frnd surprised if we ever get paired

brisk karma
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Ok

torpid lintel
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Also I will be 1800 soon (I guess)
HYPERS

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rapid Rapid: 1781 (1791 peak)
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solar crest
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guys asap help

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I got played caro kaan advance variation

torpid lintel
solar crest
nimble niche
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advanced is best against caro change my mind

torpid lintel
solar crest
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oh wait I remember nevermind

fluid isle
# worn ice

Nice 👍 I should also start playing rapid now

solar crest
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imma do botivinnik thingy

nimble niche
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c5 or Bf5 after e5?

torpid lintel
solid sentinel
fluid isle
fluid isle
random drum
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Best Of Luck Nikki - Season 1 - Episode 10

It’s Nikki’s first birthday and the family reminisces about the day she was born, when Himani's water broke three weeks early and everyone had to get to the hospital.

Avtaar and Rohan, who were fishing, find they have a bear sleeping in their car and must befriend two scary farmers to get a ride. Mean...

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Have u seen this show @torpid lintel ?

weary otter
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I just reached 1100

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lets goo

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Thunderly (thundermas)

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rapid Rapid: 1106 (peak)
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weary otter
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I suck at blitz

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idk why

random drum
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Ahh let's play blitz then 💀

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I am kidding

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I am watching TV

weary otter
random drum
weary otter
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@random drum go on my profile and see my blitz game. can u tell me what I struggle with

random drum
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I couldn't even reach 1k at blitz. bcz I didn't play it. I lost few games but then I got better

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Danish Alffarel (fishballhd)

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rapid Rapid: 1358 (1491 peak)
blitz Blitz: 1122 (1200 peak)
bullet Bullet: 784 (1249 peak)

hasty iris
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I'm the same for online blitz I'm the worst

flint junco
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bricked

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flint junco
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amayed

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hola peepoLove

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hasty iris
random drum
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Hola amigo

flint junco
weary otter
flint junco
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weary otter
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@weak valve

flint junco
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moodlvmrkodkck

flint junco
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huh

flint fox
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kitties on the street D:

hasty iris
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🥺

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flint junco
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bricked i got a 55% on my maths quiz. i’ve been saying this for a while. i’m traumatised

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flint junco
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flint junco
hasty iris
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flint junco
flint fox
flint junco
random drum
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No way I have to best frnds kekw

peak plank
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WAIT PLEASE DONT TELL ME IT WAS JUST BE THAT NOTICED THAT MIKA LEFT THE SERVER

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IT JUST REALIZED IT

lunar sky
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manuel petrosyan left my chess chat lol

flint junco
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is he ok

flint junco
hasty iris
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Olympiad

flint junco
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who’s olympiad that sounds familiar

lunar sky
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anyone here pnw region

random drum
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I remember his name

peak plank
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CC server at least

torpid lintel
flint junco
torpid lintel
flint junco
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that’s old news

peak plank
flint junco
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hi mohit !

torpid lintel
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MikaSadge

torpid lintel
peak plank
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I never new

flint junco
torpid lintel
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Are you real v?

hasty iris
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^

peak plank
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that is V

hasty iris
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Nobody else calls me bricked

peak plank
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V's school account

torpid lintel
random drum
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V and I are best frnds

flint junco
hasty iris
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Do schools use discord??????

peak plank
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maiden mesa
flint junco
peak plank
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idc about that cuz its mostly you

flint junco
hasty iris
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Oh

flint junco
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hi chat

stable mirage
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hi cat

torpid lintel
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Cute cat

flint junco
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hi ct

peak plank
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chess.

flint junco
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hi daily

peak plank
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close to 1200

flint junco
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that is an ugly position

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welp gl with thag one

cedar osprey
peak plank
flint junco
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tok much thinking

peak plank
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better not to comment on it but sure'

flint junco
cedar osprey
flint junco
peak plank
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Daily how much live chess you play

flint junco
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i wanna be 3k rated

peak plank
cedar osprey
torpid lintel
flint junco
peak plank
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Daily having hiding his main

flint junco
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it’s just daily has the role so i wanted it too

cedar osprey
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No I'm 3k because I'm 3k rated in 2 second ultrabullet (unbeaten actually)

torpid lintel
humble dune
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Hey Guys I'm new

flint junco
flint junco
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How do I connect

torpid lintel
peak plank
flint junco
torpid lintel
random crest
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Wyd, u up?

cedar osprey
flint junco
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OH NOO MR ABS

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BYE I GOTTA SLEEP KR SMTH

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torpid lintel
humble dune
flint junco
cedar osprey
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welcome peepoLove @humble dune

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flint junco
umbral shadow
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Hi!

random crest
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Ur brain is gonna need the hydration first

humble dune
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flint junco
odd ridge
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bruh

flint junco
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hi horsey

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chess is not life

odd ridge
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it is for me

flint junco
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ur life is lame

humble dune
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OK I'm connected

odd ridge
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im a school student

torpid lintel
random crest
cedar osprey
flint junco
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ykw i’m positive u don’t even have a life

random crest
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So Can't rn actually

torpid lintel
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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mr Eggy (mr_eggy)

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odd ridge
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im in the middle of my English class

flint junco
flint junco
humble dune
# worn ice

I lost 500 bullet elo in 20 min after a 1 year break BRUHNOOO BRUHNOOO

cedar osprey
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only 1570 more to go

peak plank
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I just realized how any screenshots I have. So I took a screenshot.

humble dune
flint junco
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my phone storage at 13,000 photos

odd ridge
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who knows

torpid lintel
peak plank
odd ridge
rocky vale
odd ridge
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Eh dont uhave an sd card

humble dune
rocky vale
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I bet I have more on my phone

flint junco
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silver get outta here

cedar osprey
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humble dune
rocky vale
flint junco
torpid lintel
cedar osprey
flint junco
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is that the burj khalifa

humble dune
# cedar osprey don't sandbag or do any rating manipulation

No when I joined chess at 1600 1 won a game luckily and 1 game I won and 1 game someone resigned mid game for no reason, so I reached 2000 for no reason bruh and never touched bullet for a year, then this year when I played I lost 500 elo 😭😭

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mild hill
humble dune
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cedar osprey
mild hill
digital phoenix
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i got 2400 lichess with a new account in 13 games

humble dune
humble dune
mild hill
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Relax bro, there're no problems

humble dune
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Then lost 10 games in a row and reached 1500 back lol

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Ah ok

glossy radish
haughty oak
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am stuck at 784 elo

weak stratus
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then you'll be at 2784 elo

humble dune
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How to improve chess I'm stuck at 1500 elo, idk any openings not even 1

humble dune
mild hill
glossy radish
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h

haughty oak
mild hill
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I'd say that point 3 is one of the most important, but it's crucial to have an opening that you feel comfortable with and that suits your playing style

random drum
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gtg time to study again

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session number 3 for english exam tmrw

nova verge
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Hi

verbal marsh
torpid lintel
noble widget
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Why do people around 1700-2000 play sooo weird

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Like they go h6 g5 and neglect castling and expect to get a good attacking position lol

scenic holly
scenic holly
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even up to 2500

normal hatch
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h6-g5 in the ItalianCheesecom

scenic holly
noble widget
normal hatch
nimble niche
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play h6 g5 and hope your opponent has a sac fetish

minor owl
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hi gus

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wuts up

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its ur boy el cheesy

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dead chat

oak cliff
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halo

minor owl
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hi ash

oak cliff
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I'm new

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why can't I send images

minor owl
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u don have trusted role

oak cliff
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oh

minor owl
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if u want it

oak cliff
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nio

minor owl
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u will lose the peach colour

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not worth it imo

oak cliff
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ye

minor owl
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as brilliant colour i can say peach is better

plain arrow
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hard to believe that it's almost a full year and Ash still hasn't connected yet

minor owl
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ash looks cute in peach

oak cliff
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there are 4.2k peaches here

minor owl
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definately would

oak cliff
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am I the only peach that has 4.2k messages

minor owl
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smash

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huh

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no as in smash

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like smash uk wut i mean

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no i want to mke it clear

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true i would be spontaneously combusted

oak cliff
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imagine if incho was mod

primal fern
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@junior sable @grim crown

minor owl
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neurolink is a bot

oak cliff
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ayo

minor owl
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some 90 yr old guy

primal fern
oak cliff
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yeah

minor owl
primal fern
minor owl
minor owl
primal fern
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i just bought that for my switch 2 days ago

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what's the point of spirits

oak cliff
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I can barely play bullet in my 2gb ram phone bro

oak cliff
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that's why I'm 800 blitz

minor owl
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thats the worst excuse ever

oak cliff
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xd

nimble niche
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i play bullet on a 400 aud huawei phone from the previous generation and have no problems

minor owl
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if ur phone cant run chess.com u have other problems to worry about

oak cliff
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🥹

minor owl
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(as i assume ur poor as shit)

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or a kid

minor owl
oak cliff
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smash what

minor owl
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u tell me

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what do u think

oak cliff
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steve

minor owl
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i mean beggars cant be choosers

oak cliff
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he can lift like a nonillion pounds

minor owl
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idk i hv dreams about leaving my house months for months and coming back to fat lizards roaming around in it everywhere

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fat as in fat fat gyatt level

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that shits scary

oak cliff
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holy sht thsts scary

minor owl
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ik i had that last night

oak cliff
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I had a dream where there were like a million ants in the toilet and I couldn't shit 😭

minor owl
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one time there was a snake and a mini komodo dragon

primal fern
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Sora being in smash is the best thing since sliced bread

minor owl
minor owl
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fat lizards are scary they look so creepy

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looks like they would touch me

primal fern
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plot twist: they fly

minor owl
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i mean ya they can kill u if u try to shit on em

oak cliff
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yeah fat lizards more scary tbh

minor owl
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best strat is to let out fat atom bomb level shits taking large chunks of em out

primal fern
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if you just put a drop of oleic acid on an ant, the other ants will think it is dead, because dead ants release a pheromone akin to oleic acid, to let the others know that they are dead. That way, when you put oleic acid on a live ant, it will try to clean itself but it'll be too late because the other ants will think its dead and take it to the ant graveyard

oak cliff
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average general chat convo fr

minor owl
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mb bro

primal fern
minor owl
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death sentence

plain arrow
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I just couldn't decide which theme I should go with, so I decided to pick all of them

oak cliff
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or just throw water at them. simple.

minor owl
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no the hypothetical is there is a million ants in ur toilet and u wanna shit really badly like really bad

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we are talking copious amounts

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what about the toilet tho

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hypthetically tho

haughty oak
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i dont like the trusted role color

minor owl
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if they wanna go in there a million of them and u can shit but u hv to shit

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what do u do

minor owl
oak cliff
minor owl
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look at ash he is clearly the most cute successful and happy over all better human being than us

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we started from scary dreams

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my scary dream was leaving my house for months and coming back to fat lizards roamin it

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ash pulled up w million ants in shitter

oak cliff
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oh wait that happened to me irl except it was fat cockroaches

humble dune
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Hi, I'm new so I would like to make some friends here HYPERS

oak cliff
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hi I'm new

primal fern
minor owl
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i once closed my lights and was using my lappy at night a roach hopped on my screen out of nowhere

turbid terrace
primal fern
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awesome thx

humble dune
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thats not mine

minor owl
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GAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GGGGAAAAAHHAAHAHAH

oak cliff
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dammmm

humble dune
primal fern
oak cliff
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someone who got locked out ig

minor owl
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i was in my class naked bro BRUHNOOO

oak cliff
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oh sht yea I had that dream too

minor owl
oak cliff
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ikr

minor owl
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idk i think it has to do with icecream

primal fern
humble dune
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curiosity killed the cat

oak cliff
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I don't have access to that

minor owl
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yes

primal fern
oak cliff
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no

humble dune
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atleast i dont have skibiddi toilet dreams

fervent hare
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nuh uh i have pitch black dreams

minor owl
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not u like irl icecream

humble dune
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wait what? you dont lucid dream??

minor owl
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dreams are bad if they are scary fat lizards one

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no i was joking

humble dune
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I always switch to lucid dream when I sleep idk why

minor owl
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not really its common to not see dreams

fervent hare
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same bro

minor owl
humble dune
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dreams depend on thoughts u had before bed, if u didnt had anything then no dreams

humble dune
minor owl
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ya if u dont hv dreams ur dumb as bricks and u have no thoughts

oak cliff
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more like thoughts from a year ago or smth

fervent hare
oak cliff
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it's impossible to not have dreams, you prob did and just forgor

minor owl
humble dune
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I thought everyone could control their dreams

fervent hare
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😭🙏

minor owl
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u wont get it avg beta

humble dune
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I only had lucid dreams bro, how is it to have normal dreams??

fervent hare
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yo bro pancakes or waffles choose carefully

humble dune
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5hr sleep feels like 50hrs

minor owl
oak cliff
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I've had a one lucid dream but it wasn't really one, I just knew that I was dreaming but not like100% and I was sleepy so just woke up Like 10 seconds after

minor owl
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ya i goofed my lucid dream as well

humble dune
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normal, in lucid dreams u are aware u are dreaming so u do the stuff u want (enjoy time play chess etc)

minor owl
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i was mid apocalypse then thought no way bruh and instead of doing sumn cool i tried waking up

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and i did it

oak cliff
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I've had instances where I had dreams and told myself it was a dream but then like my brain just oonga boongad,pulled up random sht and woke me up

minor owl
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aight chat imma dip

oak cliff
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same

minor owl
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goo bye people

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bye ash 😉

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bye boo

oak cliff
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bye

haughty oak
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guy i won a match after 5 loses

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yea

maiden mesa
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apparently GZA from Wu-Tang plays on chess.com, imagine booting up a game and your opponent is goddamn GZA lmao

warm spindle
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aight chat imma dip

maiden mesa
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maybe im just seeing things but in that sticker i think you can see a single pixel of off colored lines on the far right

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so it might just be a poorly cropped screenshot :kekw:

humble dune
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is premium membership worth it, its like 15 dollar a year for diamond membership

humble dune
humble dune
maiden mesa
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oh god i actually have to work and study to improve BRUHNOOO i cant keep just playing crappy games and expect to randomly grow

humble dune
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omg u are FM??

digital phoenix
flint fox
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stray cats

maiden mesa
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yeah but that kinda stops working after triple digits :kekw:

humble dune
maiden mesa
flint fox
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DID HE JUST SAY THE L WORD

humble dune
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btw whats is this FullFischer Drama

maiden mesa
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i enjoy playing but i always feel like i never improve from studying, so it just feels like a chore. i know what i need to work on but i dont feel like studying helps me actually engrain it into instinct which is what i think i need

flint fox
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I dont enjoy it bc i enjoy the opponent i talk during the gsme instead

maiden mesa
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i think im just not studying enough tbh, if i ever get around and make myself just do it itll prob help

maiden mesa
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adhd kinda limits my ability to pay attention tho lol

noble widget
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1800 blundered the most obvious fork? lol

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Yikes

maiden mesa
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indeed

humble dune
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terms of service?

flint fox
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There's an ice cream company called "Magnum" 😭😭😭

noble widget
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10+0

humble dune
flint fox
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terms of service

noble widget
flint fox
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oh

humble dune
worn iceBOT
flint fox
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FIRE IN THE HOLE

stable mirage
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hi furry

humble dune
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anyoen wanna be my friend

flint fox
humble dune
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what is furry

flint fox
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Hosh jutcherson

flint fox
humble dune
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one day I woke up and got 3000 friend requests in chess.com

cinder sky
humble dune
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idk I always wondered who

stable mirage
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I get like 2 in a day sometimes

bright wind
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black gets mated in one move .. wanna guess the move ?

stable mirage
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prob like 0.5 avg

flint fox
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i wanna go to taumatawhakatangihangakoauauoTamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

humble dune
cinder sky
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i get 2-20 a day

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maybe 5-7 average

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lol

flint fox
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i get 0.112 daily

stable mirage
slate owl
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if you have anime pfp its like 10 per day

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instagram girl its like 20

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anything else 0 or 1

humble dune
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I get 2-3 per day but suddenly 1 day I got 3000 out of nowhere

cinder sky
slate owl
cinder sky
stable mirage
cinder sky
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what

stable mirage
cinder sky
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what

humble dune
nimble niche
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i get like 3 friend requests per day

cinder sky
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that’s nice

flint fox
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i dare you to go to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

cinder sky
humble dune
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no pic perm

cinder sky
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nothing, i just accept all, i have met less than 200 of them irl

nimble niche
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my pfp is blank and people still send me friend requests

stable mirage
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ask them for a dollar

flint fox
stable jungleBOT
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@humble dune With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

cinder sky
humble dune
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nothing I got it from from my subscribers and random streamers

humble dune
cinder sky
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@humble dune add me on chesscom

stable mirage
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pain and suffering

cinder sky
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curious

flint fox
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Pretend this image breaks every existing rule in the server

cinder sky
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@humble dune chesscom not discord lmao

worn iceBOT
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<:profile:1016802308278976642> CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)

This is the Chess.com profile of icy. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

profile_r Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
gmtitle Title: Candidate Master
diamond Premium Member: True
mod Moderator or Staff: False
streamers Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

rapid Rapid: 2408 (2411 peak)
blitz Blitz: 2510 (2545 peak)
bullet Bullet: 2627 (2877 peak)

humble dune
nimble niche
cinder sky
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no

humble dune
cinder sky
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ok

slate owl
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any femboys in the chat

humble dune
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i have more in insta and youtube sed

rigid heath
humble dune
stable mirage
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level 15 has entered the chat

humble dune
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people like furries

vagrant veldt
humble dune
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@cinder sky had added u btw cool username

stable mirage
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I see what you did there

nimble niche
humble dune
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mr_eggy

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no

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no Im not a big fan of nosehair

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how much does diamond membership cost in ur country for a year

stable mirage
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69

nimble niche
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free

humble dune
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Im a character from Eggland with over 14500+ egg armies ready to attack HowToBasic (the destroyer of our land)

grim edge
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how do i turn off server announcements

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shits annoying asf

nimble niche
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leave the server

humble dune
#

no eggland

rose torrent
humble dune
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Eggland, I'm not a human

nimble niche
humble dune
rose torrent
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Ireland

severe oxide
sage summit
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sup pepes

random drum
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everyone was asking for this

severe oxide
random drum
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thank you so much

flint fox
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hi star

stable mirage
stable mirage
severe oxide
stable mirage
severe oxide
stable mirage
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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just copy liga gg ez

solar crest
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time to play some chess

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a couple of games won't be bad

stable mirage
#

50 games today wasn’t too bad

solar crest
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Oh no, I played caro kaan and white pulled of pawn to e5

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ADVANCE VARIATION time

stable mirage
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sorry, 76

humble dune
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tell chess.com to ban putting gifs as profile pics, one guy had flash trigger gif as his profile pic , It was so distracting I had to resign

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11000 IQ moment tho

stable mirage
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only dropped like 80 points

humble dune
solar crest
# humble dune y

cus you got distracted, you do not have control over your mind

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i am a BEGINNER CARO KAAN

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my rating is a solid 250

stable mirage
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idk I would be pretty scared of the second strongest choice

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against my horrible opening chioice

humble dune
#

would learning theory help in games?? idk anything

solar crest
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I have a pretty good defense rn'

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can I send a pic

hasty cove
humble dune
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ngl I like losing in chess games more than winning

hasty cove
stable mirage
solar crest
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in advance caro kaan variation, I castle king side or queen side

hasty cove
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But idk which one lol i just randomly play

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But i spam carokan and currently at 1900

solar crest
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oh shit I made a blunder

stable mirage
solar crest
stable mirage
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as I said 600

solar crest
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mmh ok,

stable mirage
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but yeah focus

solar crest
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ha my opponent is thinking

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hes defending d4 pawn

humble dune
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chess.com should make a feature that when someone is playing chess he shouldnt be able to switch tabs, would be cool

stable mirage
humble dune
#

it can detect tho

humble dune
stable mirage
humble dune
stable mirage
cursive pawn
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i listen to music or yt video while i play

humble dune
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bcoz i see so many people taking help from discord and other stuff lol

heady mango
#

whats the channel to ask for chess help on a specific position after the game

humble dune
severe oxide
#

that some genius shit

stable mirage
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sometimes people are so slow that I just check discord lol

heady mango
#

so like if i want to review a game and get help during a specific move

stable mirage
plain arrow
random drum
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tbh it would be difficult if it's like Amay go and play this guy ro that guy. Cz sometimes people will not play or accept challenge. So it will be difficult to have a league

solar crest
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my opponent resigned

severe oxide
solar crest
#

KINGS INDIAN TIMEEE

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wooohoooo

stable mirage
hasty cove
stable mirage
solar crest
#

I am white and playing KINGS INDIAAAN

stable mirage
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yeah idk that would be a bit harder to stop

humble dune
solar crest
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if I trade my rook for his knight, that would be nice

stable mirage
#

forcing people to play on 360 cam Brilliant

severe oxide
severe oxide
solar crest
stable mirage
solar crest
stable mirage
#

twitch

humble dune
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cant wait for elon musk to put chip in everyone's brain so everyone will be equal in chess

solar crest
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But construction is going in my house and voice is loud

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When its peaceful, I'll try

plain arrow
stable mirage
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discord noise suppression is decent

humble dune
solar crest
#

me when I take my opponent's queen brilliant

stable mirage
plain arrow
#

guys

humble dune
plain arrow
#

at which level is it okay to be a chess streamer without getting laughed at for poor performance?

severe oxide
plain arrow
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wait

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I forgot Jschlatt lost to Fool's Mate

hasty cove
slate owl
stable mirage
humble dune
slate owl
#

this

slate owl
plain arrow
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that's a valley, not a bell curve

humble dune
#

@novel verge best streamer

severe oxide
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how to be a popular chess streamer 2 options. Option 1: be a Gm or high level. Option 2: Be a woman

rare shuttle
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Sonetimes if you are not laughed at people wouldnt watch your stream

stable mirage
#

anyway I would say like 1500 is fine but expect to get sat down by a bunch of 2300s if you do viewer games

plain arrow
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I should probably promote myself into a Queen if that's the case

hasty cove
#

Imma disguise as a woman then

ocean goblet
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I also wanna play chess anyone? I am just 700 elo but I wanna push myself

slate owl
plain arrow
#

the thing about being a smurf is that there's also other smurfs that are stronger than you

hasty cove
stable mirage
#

magnus smurfing:

plain arrow
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I've seen a 300 rated smurf getting matched against Hikaru of all people lol

sturdy ice
#

Anyone playing a chess game? I wanna practice Italian opening

ocean goblet
#

Guys anyone chess plz 🥲

humble dune
#

is it possible for a bullet 2200 elo player to beat 3000 elo bullet GMs