#💬〡general-off-topic
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Random question but if a zombie apocalypse happened and you had to pick one discordain you know to be your partner who'd you choose
I'd say TO
discordain??
I think i did something
WinterOceanSun
Deeppppppp
WHO IS TO??
@rain trout
There's a girl in one of my classes that makes pretty eyes at me and it's distracting. What do?
nooo nooo hes mine
If i have a bunker I'd chose a girl
You creep
be risky and do it back
not anyone here
You are old you should already know what to do 
I do and she smiles
Am talking about survival here not repopulation
Both are same
talk to her
be friends with her
I have stolen every girl I've ever dated from another dude. This one isn't in a relationship. I have no experience here 
be her boyfriend then marry her have kids then die next to her
are u attracted to her
Last time i gave a girl a chance was actually a dude with gender reassignment..sadly not lying.
good start
yes do this
idk prob bring an opthalmologist to school so someone can check her eyes
I didn't know you are like that
ask out
subtle rizz
the marriage strat
tell her you're rated 1900 cc @fallen valley
my god deep is living the life we all want 
😭
Its cause he goes deep thats why every girl like him
He literally has a A Sword
you could actually tho
@fallen valley you have a sword right?
dont say ur elo 😭
huh
all the chess team kids at my school all talk ab it all the time its terrible
I own a display sword, a few axes, a few machetes, and other smaller things if the same nature
and they are all boys
oh ok
try doing this
yall have a chess team too?
like idm chess but its their personality kinda thing
or steal a bike
Not for long
yeah we do
Yeah display swords aren't sharp
and run it over her ex
so, Deeppppp do you like this girl?
👀
That's why I sharpened mine
I do
ours talks abt the gen alpha stuff (skibidi toilet) im in the team but like the 8th graders (including me) are normal
deeeeeeeep
I like girl of any kind
see mine is in high school its so much worse bc they r supposed to be mature
deeeeeeeeeeep
She seems very very nice and just the right type of energetic. Also she's an architecture major, which is neat
You are asking people on discord and you have more experience than 98% here
OOOP
BUY A BIIIKKEEEE. RUN OVER HER EXXX
yeah...
fk yeah that’s hot
why
what.

What
sup
what are you talking about
gatito
Hi letter d
ikr
katten
deep i got the best tips
hey stormlight
👀
where’s daily
Dammmmm..... this mf is getting all jiggly jiggly .. awww kidding aside, im happy that theres some irl cuteness going on in your life
have you tried throwing coins on her
thanks
Life is on the up and UP y'all
Can i see some of them?
like showering her with coins. To let her know you're very rich
helooo
my bird died
Remind me another day
life is not up
💀
Aww I'm sorry to hear that
Architects don't do anything
😎
WHAT NO
Shut up discord user
might end up broke

are you an architecture major?
If you guys need advice about relationship, ask @rain trout for help. Hes literally 10000 steps ahead of everything
I'm a psychology major
oh god
@rain trout how do i get a friend
Psychology/Spanish double major actually
Give him money
kidnapping
Mostly theyre the most troubled ones lol
But psychology is my passion
oh godx2
I don't know if stockholm syndrome counts
Wsp
i see
have you tried dating his mom?
that'll get him to be friends
Wha
And own many pets too 
now idk if youre simping on Deep or you just want his pets
What's her name?
clearly the pets
Ella Kate
the cat or the girl
Yes
💀
why does your cat have a surname tho
like isnt it difficult to call out
"Ella Kate" as opposed to just "Ella" or just "Kate"
Well it was named Ella Kate originally, but I just call it stupid cat
makes sense🤣
that wasnt funny funny
His pets are amazing, and he's an admirable person. He also owns a pretty chessboard
I told you to never get attached too quickly. Give it at least 6 months to a year
Meow
yo
Yooò
where is my best frnd?
What's going on?
Right here
do u even remember me?
i ate them
U ate @glossy radish
yeah u ask that every time silly
Haha
mhm
Uh
I missed u tbh
aw
u lost access to ur last account?
No way
possibly
Lichess
OK GN PEOPLE
I made a website btw
Gn <333
ill look laterrr
Good morning
1400 rated girl got WCM title 💀
U can't. I don't have money to buy domain + I don't know how to host it kek. btw good night ttyl
who? That lularobs?
wtf how
Ig he's talking about lula robs
For girls they reduced the requirements
Either you reach a rating of 2200 or 2000 respectively, or you get a score of 3.5/7 in any seven games of the Chess Olympiad or Woman Chess Olympiad, respectively. (There are some others, such as winning youth titles.)
Apparently some 1400-rated player had a sufficiently good performance at the WCO and scored 4/10, which is sufficient for the requirements
I hate her idk why
Does anyone have fide rating?
@topaz pollen
ohh ic ty
Yea
None has
she doesn't deserve it tbh
Botrynk has
bok is also here
She boasting about it in twitter
I shall come later
noobie6559 shall come later 
yes I saw that too
No one will great when they will defeat a WCM like lula
She's overhyped idk why
or maybe I know but I can't say it
anyways
being 1400 and a WCM is a bit low tho
she's 1700
but there's a hug diff in fide and chesscom
fischer said
oh nvm yeah ic
That's fide
someone advocating for 1400 rated girl told "get better" to men

lula said that?
Yeah
when?
wait let me check
btw Ding is in his worst phase rn but I am sure he can beat lula blindfold even in pieces odds 
"get better"
Wait she told "get good"
whatv a champion
Don't take quotes out of context please. Share the source directly
LOL
that's not lula
also yea that isnt her
Oh yea mb, she advocated for her
I found the cringiest IG reel everrrrrr
Ig men have more titles + it is difficult to get the titles that men have. I mean I am not against women chess I love Ju wenjun's games and I am rooting for her in tata steel but some women get few rating points and then think that they have reached magnus level
ju wenjun is so slay
Fr
Glad to see women playing in open tournaments
i get these random moments where i feel so inspired to start playing chess so i can start playing fide and then realize how terrible i am
Sup guys
same
Women should play in open tournaments. Specially women's like lula robs
I hope lula checks up the msgs in which her name was used 
Bahaha
she's in this server ig lmao

Number pls
She was in this server
Albert did you get your rating to 1400?
gi she left. Her name was displayed on streamer section
@lularoba
She still here
Albert......
I played and landed a losing streak. Everyone has their days
Ic
congrats on coming out 🥳
Nuh uh
uh huh
I meant it in another way
Lula got adopted by a FM ig
I needa some pro NM to teach me rq
i think i deserve WGM title
Beat wenjun
i did in my dreams
Physically or in chess?
Wait. I have one. he's also got awarded as coach of month on cc. he is in this server
Cause i think you may have literally beaten her
Damn
Violence is bad
i agree
Learn from Wenjun
wenjun should adopt me
I needa copy someones playing style rq
She looks like shed be a great babysitter
I meant that as a compliment
she should be my mom
@boreal cosmos Ask him
Wtf
U will have to earn it😅

Expensive
it was a joke bro
Chess tournaments here cost around 70 dollars to take part
Plus i havent paid for a fide id yet
Indirectly u can say, cause u will have to get a coach & take participate in the tournaments
Why do tournaments cost so much lol
Ok bro😆
I get why coaches cost alot
I think because of prizes
@topaz pollenblitz?
750 dollars first prize
It aint that big
Plus you get nothing for losing
the daily championship is only 100$
Different tournaments have different entry fee & different prizes
Someone teach me chess pls, I'm slow so bare with me :)
Most of the ones here stay at that range lol
about to gts mayb tmrw if thats fine
Id like to but i am on a losing streak and need to find myself
Ahh it's fine. just ping me
i gotchu
you got it :)
Guys, recommed me a grandmaster that i should try to copy
sure sure
:)
nakamur
dm :)
Ok
Why do you want to copy them?
I cant come up with my own way of playing
So if i can copy how they play, i can raise my elo easier
That's not how improvement work
there are many variations
Slow down, i havent tried it yet
I am just trying to see
U will understand later, just keep improving yourself
what if the oppenent doesn't play the shit that u copied?
playing styles are different for different people
Thats why i said ill see how
Like many like to go 1)e4
Paying attention on your games, analyse & fix them will help to improve
I play 1)d4 but I am learning something else rn
You should still not do it for improvement
If this was one of the way everyone would do that.
You must understand the moves and there will be some moves you will not understand.
See #1040028251965358121
Improvement post there are some nice advice to improve! :)
for tournaments to make my frnd surprised if we ever get paired
Ok
Also I will be 1800 soon (I guess)

Did you win?
I am doing caro kaan advance, I forgot what moves to make
advanced is best against caro change my mind
Ah.
Ask help after the game then
oh wait I remember nevermind
imma do botivinnik thingy
c5 or Bf5 after e5?
Do your best!
Gl
Yes, want to hit 2k
Thanks 👍
Cool
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Have u seen this show @torpid lintel ?
we both are same
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help me get better please
with blitz?
yeah
@random drum go on my profile and see my blitz game. can u tell me what I struggle with
I couldn't even reach 1k at blitz. bcz I didn't play it. I lost few games but then I got better
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I'm the same for online blitz I'm the worst
bricked
do u try to play fast?
Best frnds forever

Only 1 person calls me that. Are you an impostor
Hola amigo
nuh uh
I try to get a good opening then yeah
i’m a woman so it’s amiga get it right 
mb. u said u have a dig bick
@weak valve
moodlvmrkodkck
kitties on the street D:
🥺
bricked i got a 55% on my maths quiz. i’ve been saying this for a while. i’m traumatised
Ahh don't make blunders while playing too fast
that isn’t me
alt
uh no?
That's a pass at least right 🙏💯
lies

hi v
hi chimmer
No way I have to best frnds kekw
WAIT PLEASE DONT TELL ME IT WAS JUST BE THAT NOTICED THAT MIKA LEFT THE SERVER
IT JUST REALIZED IT
huh
manuel petrosyan left my chess chat lol
is he ok
who's mika?
olympiad?
fr
Olympiad
who’s olympiad that sounds familiar
anyone here pnw region
I remember his name
I don't remember,but I didn't😅
OHHH MIKA
He left? :(
that’s old news
how old
hi mohit !
Mika
Hi v
I never new
uhh idk but i heard it somewhere before i believe
Are you real v?
^
Nobody else calls me bricked
V's school account
Oh I see
V and I are best frnds
well, also a shared account. you may see someone else on here sometimes
Do schools use discord??????
I checked messages, it seems like I was the only one to mention it 😦
yes
claims of incho
my schools robotics team does
yeah. but i have this one specifically for my irl classmates
idc about that cuz its mostly you
no, not incho lmao
Oh
hi chat
hi cat
Cute cat
hi ct
chess.
hi daily
close to 1200
Saw it an hour after cause logs 
._.
better not to comment on it but sure'

You again 🏃
no running pls
Daily how much live chess you play
i wanna be 3k rated
giving me Kemp vibes
Much more than daily games but just not on this account
How can I believe you are the real v
v don't play much chess now.
daily has 3k role bc apparently someone was elo shaming him
Daily having hiding his main
oh yeah lol
mohit don’t worry it is me 
it’s just daily has the role so i wanted it too
No I'm 3k because I'm 3k rated in 2 second ultrabullet (unbeaten actually)
dw it is real V
Okay v. 😅
Hey Guys I'm new
mohit i remember fun fact that bees use maths
!welcome
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How do I connect
Yes yes I believe you.
minimun is 10 seconds 👀

Welcome to this server
Wyd, u up?
don't expose me
Do ik u?
Sleep!
Thank you Mohit, now I'm a part of chess community 
yeah ready for our rematch?
welcome
@humble dune
Drink water
i will soon !!!
Hi!
Ur brain is gonna need the hydration first
Thanks How should I connect
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i’ve been so dehydrated i cant drink enough to quench my thirst
bruh
it is for me
ur life is lame
OK I'm connected
im a school student
Yes, you are.
Also some useful channel here
#💬〡improvement-talk #1039982616159465595
Ask there anything related to chess improvement.
#1040028251965358121 Lot of advice
And #🧩〡daily-puzzle
I just got to my destination
Lichess horsey 
ykw i’m positive u don’t even have a life
So Can't rn actually
Okay!
im in the middle of my English class
yeah that’s what i saw 
go enjoy the outdoors kiddo
only 1570 more to go
Bullet isn't chess
I just realized how any screenshots I have. So I took a screenshot.
my eyes
Will chess.com ban me for too much lose streaks
Rookie numbers
my phone storage at 13,000 photos
who knows
If you not doing that on purpose then no
I have more in my SS folder
ooF
How many
Eh dont uhave an sd card
"I just realized how many mistakes I did so I did another mistake"
I bet I have more on my phone
silver get outta here
don't sandbag or do any rating manipulation
Alr, can you check my account and tell me if I'm safe?
Nice air
that looks like the candy cane i had this morning
As I said you before, if you didn't did that on purpose you are safe!
So dont worry
The fair play team is responsible for account closures for rating manipulation/sandbagging/cheating. Just don't do any of that and you're good on that end
is that the burj khalifa
No when I joined chess at 1600 1 won a game luckily and 1 game I won and 1 game someone resigned mid game for no reason, so I reached 2000 for no reason bruh and never touched bullet for a year, then this year when I played I lost 500 elo 😭😭
Dubai
Noice
I recently had a 13-game losing streak, so...
I lost 500 elo in 10 games...
Yes
It's due to high RD upon first joining Chess.com. Don't worry. Just play fair always 
Alr thanks I was worried
If they are your first games then there should be no problem 🐒
i got 2400 lichess with a new account in 13 games
I think it's possible to get 2200 in chess.com if you win first 5 games
Umm first game of bullet I played was with 1600 I won and reached 1700 the second game was with 1800 they blundered accidentally and I won, 3rd game someone resigned mid game and I reached 2014 elo undeservingly
Relax bro, there're no problems
awesome sauce. go have fun
am stuck at 784 elo
use design view and add a 2
then you'll be at 2784 elo
How to improve chess I'm stuck at 1500 elo, idk any openings not even 1
😲😲😲
1- Find ur style
2- Choose an Opening
3- Study tactics
h
hmmm ok good technique
I'd say that point 3 is one of the most important, but it's crucial to have an opening that you feel comfortable with and that suits your playing style
Hi
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Why do people around 1700-2000 play sooo weird
Like they go h6 g5 and neglect castling and expect to get a good attacking position lol
because they can
me
even up to 2500
h6-g5 in the Italian
he sacks the knight!!!
That’s different hehe

play h6 g5 and hope your opponent has a sac fetish
halo
hi ash
u don have trusted role
oh
if u want it
nio
ye
as brilliant colour i can say peach is better
hard to believe that it's almost a full year and Ash still hasn't connected yet
i support him
ash looks cute in peach
there are 4.2k peaches here
definately would
am I the only peach that has 4.2k messages
smash
huh
no as in smash
like smash uk wut i mean
no i want to mke it clear
true i would be spontaneously combusted
imagine if incho was mod
@junior sable @grim crown
neurolink is a bot
ayo
some 90 yr old guy
flagamura got banned. he is also alting in the server
yeah
got banned why
abuse

das crazy i could never
damn
I can barely play bullet in my 2gb ram phone bro
that's why I'm 800 blitz
thats the worst excuse ever
xd
i play bullet on a 400 aud huawei phone from the previous generation and have no problems
🥹
anyway smash
smash what
steve
i mean beggars cant be choosers
he can lift like a nonillion pounds
idk i hv dreams about leaving my house months for months and coming back to fat lizards roaming around in it everywhere
fat as in fat fat gyatt level
that shits scary
holy sht thsts scary
ik i had that last night
I had a dream where there were like a million ants in the toilet and I couldn't shit 😭
one time there was a snake and a mini komodo dragon
Sora being in smash is the best thing since sliced bread
so in summary - smash
what
i mean ants arent that scary
fat lizards are scary they look so creepy
looks like they would touch me
plot twist: they fly
i mean ya they can kill u if u try to shit on em
yeah fat lizards more scary tbh
best strat is to let out fat atom bomb level shits taking large chunks of em out
if you just put a drop of oleic acid on an ant, the other ants will think it is dead, because dead ants release a pheromone akin to oleic acid, to let the others know that they are dead. That way, when you put oleic acid on a live ant, it will try to clean itself but it'll be too late because the other ants will think its dead and take it to the ant graveyard
average general chat convo fr
mb bro
don't say that in here
death sentence
I just couldn't decide which theme I should go with, so I decided to pick all of them
or just throw water at them. simple.
no the hypothetical is there is a million ants in ur toilet and u wanna shit really badly like really bad
we are talking copious amounts
what about the toilet tho
hypthetically tho
i dont like the trusted role color
if they wanna go in there a million of them and u can shit but u hv to shit
what do u do
peach best

look at ash he is clearly the most cute successful and happy over all better human being than us
we started from scary dreams
my scary dream was leaving my house for months and coming back to fat lizards roamin it
ash pulled up w million ants in shitter
oh wait that happened to me irl except it was fat cockroaches
Hi, I'm new so I would like to make some friends here 
hi I'm new
hi egg you wouldn't happen to have a cc account in the past called apestogetherstronge right?
i once closed my lights and was using my lappy at night a roach hopped on my screen out of nowhere

No
awesome thx
thats not mine
GAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GGGGAAAAAHHAAHAHAH
dammmm
who is that
some guy that had it out for me 2 years ago lol
someone who got locked out ig
i once had a dream that forgot to wear clothes and went to school
i was in my class naked bro 
lol
oh sht yea I had that dream too
that one is bad
ikr
idk i think it has to do with icecream
ok but fr @oak cliff and @minor owl you guys should discuss in #💬〡trusted-off-topic
curiosity killed the cat
ugh
I don't have access to that
yes
you gotta connect
no
atleast i dont have skibiddi toilet dreams
nuh uh i have pitch black dreams
not u like irl icecream
wait what? you dont lucid dream??
I always switch to lucid dream when I sleep idk why
not really its common to not see dreams
same bro
sigma ohio doesnt let anyone control him not even in dreams
dreams depend on thoughts u had before bed, if u didnt had anything then no dreams
I always wake up in same dream wierd
ya if u dont hv dreams ur dumb as bricks and u have no thoughts
more like thoughts from a year ago or smth
damn that's crazy
it's impossible to not have dreams, you prob did and just forgor
u arent alpha wolf like us ur just a beta
I thought everyone could control their dreams
I only had lucid dreams bro, how is it to have normal dreams??
yo bro pancakes or waffles choose carefully
5hr sleep feels like 50hrs
it feels like its real but then when u think bout it later its obv it was a dream
I've had a one lucid dream but it wasn't really one, I just knew that I was dreaming but not like100% and I was sleepy so just woke up Like 10 seconds after
ya i goofed my lucid dream as well
normal, in lucid dreams u are aware u are dreaming so u do the stuff u want (enjoy time play chess etc)
i was mid apocalypse then thought no way bruh and instead of doing sumn cool i tried waking up
and i did it
I've had instances where I had dreams and told myself it was a dream but then like my brain just oonga boongad,pulled up random sht and woke me up
aight chat imma dip
same
bye
apparently GZA from Wu-Tang plays on chess.com, imagine booting up a game and your opponent is goddamn GZA lmao
aight chat imma dip

maybe im just seeing things but in that sticker i think you can see a single pixel of off colored lines on the far right
so it might just be a poorly cropped screenshot :kekw:
is premium membership worth it, its like 15 dollar a year for diamond membership
lichess.org is free
oh ok
i think its more expensive in other countires, im my country its 15 dollar a year
oh god i actually have to work and study to improve
i cant keep just playing crappy games and expect to randomly grow
omg u are FM??
i beat an 1800 fide with alekhine so u can too
stray cats
yeah but that kinda stops working after triple digits :kekw:
damn its so big
hope, im genuinely starting to procrastinate studying in chess as much as i am homework
DID HE JUST SAY THE L WORD
btw whats is this FullFischer Drama
i enjoy playing but i always feel like i never improve from studying, so it just feels like a chore. i know what i need to work on but i dont feel like studying helps me actually engrain it into instinct which is what i think i need
i think im just not studying enough tbh, if i ever get around and make myself just do it itll prob help
adhd kinda limits my ability to pay attention tho lol
indeed
terms of service?
There's an ice cream company called "Magnum" 😭😭😭
10+0
where
terms of service
oh
this guy played fool's mate against opponent and won https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/99752500763?tab=analysis
































































1. f3 b6 2. g4 Bb7 3. h4 e6 4. d3 Be7 5. g5 d5 6. f4 Nd7 7. b3 c5 8. a4 Qc7 9. Qd2 O-O-O 10. Rh3 d4 11. Na3 a6 12. e4 f6 13. Nf3 [fxg5] 14. hxg5 Bd6 15. Nc4 Rf8 16. e5 Bxf3 17. Nxd6+ Kb8 18. Rxf3 Nxe5 19. fxe5 Rxf3 20. Qe2 Rf8 21. Bg2 Ne7 22. a5 Nf5 23. axb6 Qxb6 24. Nc4 Qb5 25. Ra5 Qd7 26. Rxa6 Ng3 27. Qd2
FIRE IN THE HOLE
hi furry
anyoen wanna be my friend
hi star
what is furry
Hosh jutcherson
he does not know
literally me
top 10 things that never happened
it happened, somebody streamed ig
idk I always wondered who
I get like 2 in a day sometimes
black gets mated in one move .. wanna guess the move ?
prob like 0.5 avg
i wanna go to taumatawhakatangihangakoauauoTamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
nice
i get 0.112 daily
wtf
if you have anime pfp its like 10 per day
instagram girl its like 20
anything else 0 or 1
I get 2-3 per day but suddenly 1 day I got 3000 out of nowhere

my pfp is my face 
;-;
what

what
I have more
i get like 3 friend requests per day
that’s nice
i dare you to go to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
you probably have a female pfp
no pic perm
nothing, i just accept all, i have met less than 200 of them irl
my pfp is blank and people still send me friend requests
ask them for a dollar
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nothing I got it from from my subscribers and random streamers
ik i just joined
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curious
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@humble dune chesscom not discord lmao
Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2408 (2411 peak)
Blitz: 2510 (2545 peak)
Bullet: 2627 (2877 peak)
oh lmao
have you beaten every junior in the country yet
no
added you
ok
any femboys in the chat
i have more in insta and youtube sed
masculine girls entered the chat
people like furries
yes
@cinder sky had added u btw cool username
I see what you did there
have you played jayden ooi yet?
mr_eggy
no
no Im not a big fan of nosehair
how much does diamond membership cost in ur country for a year
69
free
Im a character from Eggland with over 14500+ egg armies ready to attack HowToBasic (the destroyer of our land)
leave the server
England
hi not a human, im dad!
gimme milk, took so long
Ireland
https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1182371000831184906 check pins and vote 
https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1182371000831184906 check the pins lil bro
thanks incho
everyone was asking for this

thank you so much
hi star
and nobody will play it
hi
why do you think that ?
that’s how these things go
thats not a good answer
50 games today wasn’t too bad
sorry, 76
tell chess.com to ban putting gifs as profile pics, one guy had flash trigger gif as his profile pic , It was so distracting I had to resign
11000 IQ moment tho
only dropped like 80 points
your fault
y
focus mode
cus you got distracted, you do not have control over your mind
i am a BEGINNER CARO KAAN
my rating is a solid 250
idk I would be pretty scared of the second strongest choice
against my horrible opening chioice
would learning theory help in games?? idk anything
Wind breathing
ngl I like losing in chess games more than winning
I use carokan in bullet
you technically can but I wouldn’t cuz like cheating concerns yk
in advance caro kaan variation, I castle king side or queen side
oh shit I made a blunder
it’s okay you’re 600 it happens
I AM 250
as I said 600
mmh ok,
but yeah focus
chess.com should make a feature that when someone is playing chess he shouldnt be able to switch tabs, would be cool
how do i skip my ads mid bullet game then
it can detect tho
you guys get ads?? wth
thats not possible
yt ad
im talking about chess

Impractical
well yeah I watch youtube in the background I lost a game cuz an ad was so distracting
i listen to music or yt video while i play
bcoz i see so many people taking help from discord and other stuff lol
whats the channel to ask for chess help on a specific position after the game
i dont have ads in youtube i use brave browser
that some genius shit
sometimes people are so slow that I just check discord lol
so like if i want to review a game and get help during a specific move
smh blocking ads
I don't use YouTube for music, I use Soundcloud so there's no ads
tbh it would be difficult if it's like Amay go and play this guy ro that guy. Cz sometimes people will not play or accept challenge. So it will be difficult to have a league
my opponent resigned
me whne im playing chess and cant switch apps to call the police when someone breaks into my house
use your phone
wait
Use your phone to stockfish while youre at it

I am white and playing KINGS INDIAAAN
yeah idk that would be a bit harder to stop
oh thats a good idea
if I trade my rook for his knight, that would be nice
forcing people to play on 360 cam 
quit yappin luh bro
i have stockfish mind chip so no one will know
what, I am a commentator of my own games

stream and talk about the game there
stream where
twitch
cant wait for elon musk to put chip in everyone's brain so everyone will be equal in chess
oooo
But construction is going in my house and voice is loud
When its peaceful, I'll try
imagine Stockfish becoming a robot in the future, and then it has a chip in its brain on top of that
discord noise suppression is decent
disable it, show domination
me when I take my opponent's queen 
nah I eat too much in calls
guys
calls too much while eating
at which level is it okay to be a chess streamer without getting laughed at for poor performance?
real
frank is 1200
U gon get fat
he is laughed at
stronger than 80% of chat not including your friends
At least 2000
still popular than other streamers
this
not what he asked still
that's a valley, not a bell curve
@novel verge best streamer
how to be a popular chess streamer 2 options. Option 1: be a Gm or high level. Option 2: Be a woman
Botez Sisters moment
Sonetimes if you are not laughed at people wouldnt watch your stream
anyway I would say like 1500 is fine but expect to get sat down by a bunch of 2300s if you do viewer games
I should probably promote myself into a Queen if that's the case
Imma disguise as a woman then
I also wanna play chess anyone? I am just 700 elo but I wanna push myself
femboy?
the thing about being a smurf is that there's also other smurfs that are stronger than you
Which one ya like?
magnus smurfing:
I've seen a 300 rated smurf getting matched against Hikaru of all people lol
Anyone playing a chess game? I wanna practice Italian opening
Guys anyone chess plz 🥲
is it possible for a bullet 2200 elo player to beat 3000 elo bullet GMs

