💬〡general-off-topic

[vestal copper]

lose hope

[hoary grail]

bishop b4

for the memes

[vestal copper]

no

[grim edge]

no

[hoary grail]

☠️☠️

[green jungle]

this is a live game bro 🗿

[grim edge]

• white to move

[hoary grail]

chill it was a meme move i swear 🗿

😭

[green jungle]

i know but it's still a live game

[fathom python]

anyta max wynn

[hoary grail]

you right

[vestal copper]

kxe1 best move frfr

[hoary grail]

😳😳

[frigid parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1031921238567817297/1199044086867435561/vladimir-kramnik-vladimir-kramnik-is-typing-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[odd ridge]

https://tenor.com/bOB7j.gif

[midnight fjord]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768469298058362935/1065773268541386752/nice.gif

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006982064458960916/1017564797434331156/image0-1.gif

[vestal copper]

me when the pixilated fly is scaring me:

[severe oxide]

let me adopt you

[midnight fjord]

what is blud saying 😹

[severe oxide]

ur easy pickings lil boy

[green jungle]

hed take you apart any day lil bro

[vestal copper]

yea trash talk him
win it

[midnight fjord]

lmfaoo i aint got time to waste with a discord mate

[queen wren]

Wtf an im lives at the server

Do we have a leaderboards ranking for the server

[static ridge]

man that thing was creeping me out i got scared for a sec

[green jungle]

no

[severe oxide]

id adopt you any time any day lil fella

[queen wren]

sadg

[green jungle]

guh

[vestal copper]

same tbh

[midnight fjord]

Keep dreaming

[severe oxide]

ill play on my samsung pro max fridge and still adopt easily

[queen wren]

Who the highest ranking in the server?

[green jungle]

elliot

[severe oxide]

nop

bortnyk is 3000

[vestal copper]

me

[green jungle]

theres no way bortnyk is in this server

[severe oxide]

ill make u wish the adoption was a dream

[proven drift]

I can see ur head growing miles away fr

[green jungle]

ping or he doesnt exist

[severe oxide]

@gaunt bronze

[green jungle]

oh shit

[proven drift]

What the

[queen wren]

damn thats crazy

how do u even get pass 2000

[vestal copper]

be good i guess

[visual garnet]

Ask fin

[queen wren]

understandable

[umbral wind]

Someone tell Akshan no one cares about Gukesh vs Vidit we only care about Firouzja our deity

[peak plank]

like how nayone passes any rating

[peak plank]

Fabi

[severe oxide]

learning from mistakes and decent tactics i guess

[green jungle]

make a trigram and summon the devil and sacrifice your soul

[severe oxide]

fr

[vestal copper]

see its just that simple!

[severe oxide]

selling my soul for 2000 on chess.com

[green jungle]

so true bestie

[vestal copper]

i remember seeing a guy sell a 2000+ cc acc on gothamcity
funniest shit ive seen tbh

[peak plank]

~~ cheat~~

[peak plank]

💀

[severe oxide]

i jus cheated

[peak plank]

I forgot how double negative worked

no sleep

[green jungle]

selling chess.com accounts is just genuinely funny

its not like other games where you can choose to not play or maybe a account will have good skins or anything, it's literally just no point in getting one

[plain arrow]

Untitled Tuesday is starting in an hour, bois

get ready

[umbral wind]

Yeah 0 point other than flexing

[green jungle]

utt cring

[umbral wind]

UTT lol

[vestal copper]

he was selling the acc or 50$ aswell

lmao

[umbral wind]

I’d rather watch paint dry then play UTT

[green jungle]

bro thinks his 2k account is the same price as a valorant skin

[queen wren]

Whats utt

[vestal copper]

aint no way theres a 50$ valo skin

[green jungle]

untitled tuesday

[queen wren]

ya whats that bout

[peak plank]

whats the point of having an account with a higher rating just to tilt all the way down

[umbral wind]

Just for 2k? Shit I might need to start making accounts and selling them (satire of course)

[green jungle]

no but you can spend like 30 for a skin and then an extra 10 bucks to upgrade all the animations 💀

bundles reach upwards to 100 usd

omegalul

[plain arrow]

Step 1: get banned on purpose
Step 2: make a second chance account
Step 3: set the rating to expert (2000)
Step 4: profit

[vestal copper]

sounds dum tbh

[umbral wind]

Lmao try the bundles, pretty sure the knives are pushing 50 on their own

[peak plank]

thats not an option

[green jungle]

you can't do step 3 anymore

[peak plank]

also step 3 was expert, not master

[green jungle]

they dont have expert anymore

[green jungle]

oh yeah the knives are average ~43

well not average. 43 is like the highest they go

[vestal copper]

why would you spend 50$ on valo anyways

[green jungle]

maybe you got 50 dollars to spend

[vestal copper]

buy 15 m&ms or smth

[green jungle]

candy ew

[severe oxide]

Why buy val skins which hold no value? at least buy counter strike skins

[vestal copper]

FR

i remember playing cs and got kicked because i was too shit

[severe oxide]

i used to get kicked from lobbies coz i couldnt speak chinese

and i would always queue w chinese people

[vestal copper]

why were you playing with chinease players

[green jungle]

maybe they look cool

plus valorant isnt csgo anyways

[grim edge]

50 bucks for a skin is normal right?

[severe oxide]

idk

[green jungle]

nah

[severe oxide]

val is jus shit cs

[green jungle]

skins on there are like 20-40

[severe oxide]

the playerbase of val is so cringe

[green jungle]

naw

[peak plank]

why is there this strange scandi line that works in bullet and bullet only

[severe oxide]

i mean val as a game is okay, but the people who play jus ruin it

[green jungle]

you have literally not played the game then

you have to like be actively looking for those people in casual gamemodes

[severe oxide]

idk

i played like 3-4 games b4 i uninstalled

i couldnt take it

[green jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796863732499087370/885771045540352020/image0.gif

anyways i uninstalled valorant three days ago

[severe oxide]

based

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idc

This is the Chess.com profile of idc. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1516 (1583 peak)
Blitz: 1206 (peak)
Bullet: 1248 (peak)

[green jungle]

gamer

[severe oxide]

selling @idc on chess.com $500000000 dm

(satricial joke dont ban me)

[winter helm]

hey bbg if i meow in vc can you give it to me

[green jungle]

selling account https://chess.com/member/hikaru $999999999999999 dm

[severe oxide]

igh

[green jungle]

money first

[severe oxide]

i wonder how secure chess.com is

like account wise

[green jungle]

probably medium

ok here you go the password is abcdefg

[severe oxide]

hmm

[green jungle]

hey

[grave dock]

Hello

[green jungle]

i mean at the very least it uses https which to be fair most normal webnsites do

sky

[severe oxide]

do u remember the twitter breach in like 2020

[green jungle]

no i dont use twitter

plus it's a big company it's expected that they have more people attacking it

[severe oxide]

Nah 2 guys managed to get admin perms and could access every single account

and instead of doing smth smart with it. they tweeted a bitcoin doubling scam on all the big accounts

and 1 of them got arrested

he got like 3 years

[winter helm]

the other one got away

[severe oxide]

nah the other was like 14

[winter helm]

lol

[vestal copper]

what

[severe oxide]

??

[vestal copper]

you fr?

[severe oxide]

Yeah

[vestal copper]

damn 💀

[grave dock]

Crazy

[grim edge]

x

[severe oxide]

Graham Ivan Clark

he is on the hall of autism

[vestal copper]

yo dude can you tell vlad to unmute me

shits undeserved

[severe oxide]

his court proceedings were on zoom so a bunch of randoms joined pretending to be media and played nsfw videos lmao

[grave dock]

💀

[severe oxide]

guy who hacked twitter

Graham Ivan Clark

[vestal copper]

thats so funny

[mossy timber]

How to get diamond subscription for free?

[vestal copper]

be a tilted player or use l*chess

[grave dock]

What you do is pay for it then for the next 30 days it’s free!!

[vestal copper]

or be partnered by cc

[severe oxide]

and he has like 3 mill allegedly in a btc wallet the feds cant access so he gonna be ballin when he gets out

[west reef]

you can get a month free

[mossy timber]

How

[west reef]

make a new account

[vestal copper]

must be 2nd acc

[west reef]

it literally offers you in the site

[mossy timber]

But why

[severe oxide]

Hacked twitter in 2020 got arrested and zoom court videos

[west reef]

why ? to get a month of premium free

[mossy timber]

So the newrussianbias are getting free subscription?

[grave dock]

What

[severe oxide]

Did sim swapping for years made tons then hacked twitter then got arrested and charged

[mossy timber]

I remember then duolingo offer free but i had 29/30

[west reef]

lol

[mossy timber]

Newbias are geting diamond?

[green jungle]

epic gamer moment

[severe oxide]

real

[graceful lintel]

hola everyone

[bronze sinew]

Hello

[pliant plover]

Hey noobs

[random scarab]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/99762230527

[worn ice]

RoyBatty90 (1442) vs. PersonallyGabe (1432)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 c5 3. dxc5 Nc6 4. e3 e5 5. Bg3 Bxc5 6. Bb5 Qa5+ 7. Nc3 d4 8. exd4 exd4 9. Bxc6+ bxc6 10. Qe2+ Ne7 11. Bh4 dxc3 12. b3 Qa3 13. Nf3 Bg4 14. Bxe7 Bxe7 15. Qe4 Bxf3 16. Qxf3 O-O 17. O-O Bf6 18. Qxc6 Rfd8 19. Rfd1 h6 20. f4 Bd4+ 21. Rxd4 Rxd4 22. Qxa8+ Kh7 23. Qf3 Qc5 24. Rd1 [Rxd1#] 

[random scarab]

foul checkmate

its a double check so he cant take

[graceful lintel]

:) long time no see

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[pliant plover]

True true

[graceful lintel]

hry

[pliant plover]

Fine wbu

[royal sapphire]

https://richup.io/room/46k7u

Join the monopoly game guys

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> rririeee

This is the Chess.com profile of rririeee. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

[errant raven]

I'M STOCKFISH

[zinc forge]

Sorry if it was too obvious but how to delete ping roles

[zealous fjord]

hello

[errant raven]

I'M STOCK FISH

[zinc forge]

(Hello)

[zealous fjord]

1v1 so i can get good ?

ur higher rating

[zinc forge]

Sorry not available for now

[peak plank]

Do you want to be banned?

[errant raven]

No?

Why did you ask this question?

Guys am i banned?

[pliant charm]

yes

[errant raven]

Text something guys!

[quartz walrus]

what about ur mother

[severe oxide]

dead

[quartz walrus]

sorry

[zinc forge]

^^

[minor spoke]

Go and remove all the roles u have

[zinc forge]

How to do that

[pliant charm]

basically leave the server

[zinc forge]

Brilliant

[minor spoke]

I mean either mute the server or go to Channels & Roles and uncheck everything

[errant raven]

I try something

Please don't banned me

[brisk mirage]

Hola jaquetones

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mohamed Bilel Hentati (si_lbol)

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Name: Mohamed Bilel Hentati (si_lbol)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1113 (peak)
Blitz: 845 (868 peak)
Bullet: 626 (646 peak)

[brisk mirage]

yo solo hago sistema londres

[meager tulip]

even dark knights have dark nights

[zinc forge]

❤️

[brisk mirage]

soy un con enigmatico

hago muchas jaquetonadas

soy un rey enigma enigmatico

sistema londres

con enigmatico

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Swagato. (gm_swagato29)

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Name: Swagato. (gm_swagato29)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (peak)
Blitz: 1977 (2084 peak)
Bullet: 1894 (2102 peak)

[hasty cove]

Hiii

[brisk mirage]

porque jaquetonadas me ignoran

[glad canyon]

lol

[hasty cove]

Anyone wanna play bullet woth me??? 😆😆

[brisk mirage]

no ven que soy jaqueton?

[glad canyon]

i tilted in bullet

[glad canyon]

elo?

[brisk mirage]

REY DAMA

JAQUETONES

[hasty cove]

Uhh 1800??

[glad canyon]

actualy 1900

[meager tulip]

why

[brisk mirage]

Yo tengo 877859783624763874 De elo porque soy un con enigmatico

[hasty cove]

Cool lets go?

[glad canyon]

you elo ?

[hasty cove]

I said 1800 lol

[glad canyon]

ah you will demolish me

[hasty cove]

You said you were 1900

[meager tulip]

/p it

[hasty cove]

Smh i hate onions on burgers

[hasty cove]

Lets play

[cursive pawn]

Shut up chess server

[brisk karma]

Chess server
Chest server

[cursive pawn]

😾

[lone zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-slam-dunk-man-dunks-basketball-basketball-hoop-gif-26961879

[meager tulip]

me as soon as I heard chest

oh you can't see it

[hasty cove]

Yall suc

[brisk karma]

Bros hairline hiding itself

Bros hairline going back in time

[cursive pawn]

Yea i been training

[brisk karma]

Bros harline wants to comeback

Bros hairline left like his dad

[random drum]

hey what should I do if I worked hard and still didn't get the result?(I am saying this with red eyes bcz I cried a lot)

[brisk karma]

Bros hairline forgot where to be

[meager tulip]

Bros sis

[hasty cove]

Bro trying to be funny

[graceful lintel]

quit

[meager tulip]

nooo

never give up nananaa

[hasty cove]

Bro still typing

[glad canyon]

at what

[brisk karma]

Bros hairline aint even receding, its reclining

[random drum]

math exam

[random drum]

💀

[meager tulip]

us waiting for albert

[graceful lintel]

aw hell nah
Ur literally in 9th

[random drum]

wow ding with a mistake

[random drum]

so I also have exams

[brisk karma]

Bros hairline meeting his predessecors

[graceful lintel]

I managed to get 96(🗣️🗣️)
I barely studied anything

[brisk karma]

Bros hairline knows victorias secret

[graceful lintel]

did you said that 4 times in diff words

[brisk karma]

Bros hairline is the one who knocks

[brisk karma]

It needed to be emphasised so he gets the impact

Of such a horrid hairline

[graceful lintel]

I don't think he gives a shit to 1200 rateds

[glad canyon]

did every one did bad ?

[meager tulip]

DADDY CHILL

[brisk karma]

Dropped from 1400 so i cant say nothin

[graceful lintel]

1400 is also quite shit

[random drum]

mostly

[graceful lintel]

You stole it from me

[hasty cove]

Play with me ill eat 1400 rated any day

[icy wyvern]

how long aftewr a report does it take to get banned off chess.com?

[brisk karma]

Bro how long you play chess?

[graceful lintel]

15 months w alot of breaks

[meager tulip]

we may need a mod here

[graceful lintel]

I reached 1400 in 7 month tho 🗣️

[brisk karma]

Bro cant contest his hairline allegations, tryna beat me at chess

[meager tulip]

this is becoming toxic

[glad canyon]

then restart

[icy wyvern]

^

[graceful lintel]

[brisk karma]

Very cool

[icy wyvern]

^

[hasty cove]

I dont wven have recedinh haiines lmao

[brisk karma]

Whats your rating now

[hasty cove]

Hairlines

[icy wyvern]

^

[brisk karma]

Its all jokes

Dont take it seriously. You look great

[graceful lintel]

ikr
Thanks for compliment

[icy wyvern]

'^

[brisk karma]

Whats your rating now

[graceful lintel]

1780s ig

[glad canyon]

like 2 or 3 days

[brisk karma]

Sp you took 7 months to get to 1780?

I just got to 1400 last month

So 6 months

[hasty cove]

Bullet anyone?

[graceful lintel]

Joined 31 Jan 2021

3 years

[hasty cove]

Who dat

[glad canyon]

😭

[hasty cove]

700 bullet wtf

[glad canyon]

i forgor the name of this painting can you tell

[graceful lintel]

Who let him cook 😭😭

[ornate basalt]

bullet sucks (im bad at it)

[graceful lintel]

starry night

[glad canyon]

lol

[brisk karma]

I didnt play for quite a while before i started grinding

[ornate basalt]

starry night

[glad canyon]

thanks

[brisk karma]

You can check

[brisk karma]

I dont know why i cant win bro at bullet

[glad canyon]

play 1|1

[hasty cove]

Howd you find his profile btw lmao

[graceful lintel]

You played 481 rapid games in last year

[brisk karma]

Yes

[ornate basalt]

thoughts on the colour maroon

[brisk karma]

What too many games?

[graceful lintel]

profile->apps->chess.com profile

[graceful lintel]

kinda yea ig

[glad canyon]

lol

[graceful lintel]

Technically 1.5 game each day

[brisk karma]

I dont study much. I play for fun. I get the results due to my effort

[hasty cove]

Should play candy crush, less iq needed

[brisk karma]

Nope some days i just play 7 games and lose 7 times

[honest drift]

Watch titled Tuesday @glad canyon

[graceful lintel]

BRO SO WHY DID YOU SAID THAT YOU REACHED 1400 IN 6 MONTHS

R U STUPID OR SMTH?1!?1!1

[glad canyon]

hikarus ?

[brisk karma]

Wdym

[honest drift]

Yh who else

[graceful lintel]

[brisk karma]

I said i will reach 1780 in 6 months

[graceful lintel]

My brain cells

[hasty cove]

He didnt know you couldnview his profile

[brisk karma]

Did you not read my text?

[glad canyon]

i once played 300 bullwts in 1 day

[graceful lintel]

Real shit

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🗣️

[brisk karma]

Go read my earlier text

[glad canyon]

whos on 1st?

[brisk karma]

Maybe you know what i mean

[meager tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-johnny-silverhand-keanu-reeves-cyberpunk2077-shades-off-gif-26950453

[graceful lintel]

Read that text properly

I said "1400"

[honest drift]

1 round only so far

[brisk karma]

Go read my earlier text

I said i will reach 1780 in 6 months

[honest drift]

Tune in lil bro u gotta watch it

[graceful lintel]

I feel like I should leave

[glad canyon]

is bortyk playing ?

[honest drift]

Yep

[glad canyon]

i am going in!

[hasty cove]

And 3 hears have passed

[glad canyon]

it will be fun then gtg

[hasty cove]

Years

[brisk karma]

Didnt i say i reach 1400 around a month ago??

What am i saying that doesnt make sense?

[honest drift]

Yep

[brisk karma]

Stop trying to insult me when i said the truth

[grim edge]

sup

[graceful lintel]

dude

[brisk karma]

I reached 1400 around a month ago and i said i will try to reach 1780 in 6 months

[brisk karma]

Gp read my earlier text

Like you cant use your eyes

[hasty cove]

Twisting words booooring

I mean albert

[solid sentinel]

anyone know a guy called Mr Eggy??

[brisk karma]

Bro, i didnt twist my words

I said exactly what is clear

I reached 1400 around a month ago

And i will reach 1780 in 6 months

[glad canyon]

WHERE DANYA ?

[graceful lintel]

dude use ur words properly

[brisk karma]

Bro cant you imply i meant i want to reach 1780 in 6 months?

[graceful lintel]

"so 6 months"
This illustrates to others that
It took you 6 months to reach 1400

[ornate basalt]

imagine chess but one suare longer

8*9, all the pieces move the same

how would this effect openings

[brisk karma]

No it doesnt, if you were to add the one month i addressed and the 6 months, we would get the 7 months you told me you got to 1400

Its common sense

How wpuld i get to 1400 in 6 months?

[graceful lintel]

[brisk karma]

Cant you infer?

Dp you really think anyone can get to 1400 in 6 months??

[ornate basalt]

@brisk karma bro make a flowchart or something what are you saying

[graceful lintel]

yea ez stuff

[ornate basalt]

ok this

its possible

[brisk karma]

I mean from being a total beginner, playing for fun and just learning a few openinga

[solid sentinel]

45 more to go

[brisk karma]

Not like learning for 6 months straight

I specifically said i played for fun

[hasty cove]

I could do that

[ornate basalt]

then not really

[brisk karma]

See?

[velvet kindle]

E

[ornate basalt]

I could beat magnus carlsen if i actually studied chess for a few weeks, im just laxy

(real frfr)

[brisk karma]

real

[glad canyon]

lol

[ornate basalt]

@lone zenith

https://tenor.com/view/hamood-habibi-habibi-hamood-gif-21318182

[lone zenith]

real (im literally him)

[ornate basalt]

do you like the colour maroon

[lone zenith]

idk is it a good color

[ornate basalt]

yes

[last willow]

any mod around? they should ban someone is ⁠💬〡chess-talk sending segsual things with the dots

[cursive pawn]

Hamood died 😔

[graceful lintel]

Where the angry cat 😔

[cursive pawn]

Its still there💀😾

[graceful lintel]

💀 waht
Might be a bug smth

[sand zephyr]

Yo

[graceful lintel]

Long time no see

[sand zephyr]

Yea

[graceful lintel]

Wyd

[cursive pawn]

What do u see?

[sand zephyr]

Sup

[graceful lintel]

daniel having a tea smth

[graceful lintel]

jus living wby

[cursive pawn]

Thats my main one

[graceful lintel]

[sand zephyr]

Good

[cursive pawn]

For chess seever i used angry cat

[graceful lintel]

Oh great

[sand zephyr]

Good

[graceful lintel]

idk it was showing daniel for a moment

[sand zephyr]

Mittens is 10000 rated

[cursive pawn]

Im gonna tell daniel to drink u

[upbeat viper]

hi sweet chat

[cursive pawn]

Good morning bastman

Or night idk where u live

[weak cairn]

eww

[crystal silo]

Yo

[glad canyon]

@winter helm

[final gust]

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/theres-a-possibility-that-a-certain-user-is-cheating

[crystal silo]

Oh wow he's absolute genius

He should get an honorary title for this

[final gust]

Fr

[stark scarab]

Yep

Can best players playing together draw stockfish...?

[crystal silo]

Probably

[hexed bone]

😉

[final gust]

@sweet yoke dawwg 😔
Got some updates

[grim edge]

@crystal silo are you still riding?

[crystal silo]

I drive

[grim edge]

Where?

[cursive pawn]

boo

[crystal silo]

Away from women

[errant raven]

Türk varmı

[grim edge]

Hayir

[craggy saffron]

how does the normal chess rating translate to the blitz rating

people in blitz feel so sweaty

[honest drift]

On break

[errant raven]

Spider dm gel

[grim edge]

What?

[errant raven]

Turksun iste

[grim edge]

lmao dude what's that

a vultur?

[nova trellis]

I'm 2000+ in rapid and I'm 1800 in blitz

[grim edge]

oh

[nova trellis]

Blitz is not actually really chess

A lot of people just make quick random moves and win on time

[grim edge]

so it's like doing

random

things on board

[brisk karma]

Its just how you work under pressure tho

[hexed bone]

no its a bird

[grim edge]

which one?

[brisk karma]

Like even with 6 seconds, a grandmaster can easily checkmate with the right material whereas a total beginner cannot

[grim edge]

Wow many admins online

[hexed bone]

The bald one

[nova trellis]

The time control that shows your actual chess skill is classical

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-4875956593066505581

[grim edge]

I only know vulture then who is bald

[hexed bone]

The bird

[brisk karma]

Ngl, blitz really shows how well you play with low time. You cant call it not chess

[grim edge]

chiopi chippi chappal chappal boom boom boom boom

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/puuung-kiss-puuung-gif-9302696810054054511

[grim edge]

here have a n-word pass as a reward

[severe oxide]

yesterday i had 9 hours on chrome now i only got 3h

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/rPNrHN83Bdk?si=N2Oj7aGl3HZcRBPc

[cursive pawn]

nice doing business with u

[cursive pawn]

no virus pls

[grim edge]

have great day sire

[crystal silo]

Yo

[cursive pawn]

🫡

[grim edge]

check it it's really worth giving time..

[cursive pawn]

is it a guy saying the nword

[grim edge]

he has a pass

so yeah

[cursive pawn]

alr bro

https://tenor.com/view/puuung-kiss-puuung-gif-9302696810054054511

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/entering-n-word-pass-gif-21598084

[cursive pawn]

here more kisses

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[crystal silo]

[grim edge]

don't forget I have pass

too

[stark scarab]

Where did you buy it..?

[cursive pawn]

from MLK

[grim edge]

sup

jusjust kidding

I'm not a racist

[vague burrow]

hello nerds

[grim edge]

yo Gmail

Gm

I mean

[vague burrow]

💀

[quick solstice]

It sucks when you feel like you're oppoents all play like gods but you know deep down you just suck 😦

[grim edge]

Send this to Choky

[cursive pawn]

thats why i just try to flag them

[vague burrow]

am i the only1 or @winter helm acc kinda suspicious

[grim edge]

Very

He calls me a transgender

[cursive pawn]

i saved one for choky ifykyk cant send it here

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-weird-clapping-evil-laugh-gif-9962946

[vague burrow]

brb its her sec chance acc

he started from 2k

[severe oxide]

u were using voice changer, no?

[vague burrow]

deff legit

[severe oxide]

send game link

cheaters dont cheat in everygame yk

[vague burrow]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/99695554935?username=frikandel7

[worn ice]

Frikandel7 (2590) vs. frankfurtoncbd (2578)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. c3 Bd7 5. Nf3 Nc6 6. Bd3 c4 7. Bc2 Nge7 8. O-O Nf5 9. g4 Nh4 10. b3 Nxf3+ 11. Qxf3 Be7 12. bxc4 dxc4 13. Nd2 b5 14. a4 b4 15. Nxc4 O-O 16. Bh6 b3 17. Bd3 gxh6 18. Qe4 f5 19. exf6 Rf7 20. fxe7 Qxe7 21. Rab1 Raf8 22. Rxb3 Rf4 23. Qg2 Rf3 24. Be4 R3f4 25. Bxc6 Bxc6 26. Qxc6 Rxg4+ 27. Kh1 Rg7 28. Ne5 Qg5 29. Rb7 Re7 30. Rxe7 Qxe7 31. Rg1+ Kh8 32. Qd7 Qxd7 33. Nxd7 Rxf2 34. c4 Rf7 35. Ne5 Re7 36. c5 a5 37. c6 Rc7 38. Rb1 Rc8 39. Rb7 Kg8 40. c7 Kg7 41. Nc6 Kf6 42. Na7 Rf8 43. c8=R Rxc8 44. Nxc8 e5 45. dxe5+ Kxe5 46. Rxh7 

[vague burrow]

oh

[grim edge]

Yes. And tell Ket and Fin and that bully Philip to find my expensive voice changer

[peak plank]

15 second bullet isnt chess

[vague burrow]

its his second change acc btw

thats for sure

[severe oxide]

nothing really sus about the game i mean ket got up some pawns and converted a win

[vague burrow]

fax

[peak plank]

whoese game is this

[harsh wagon]

Hi

[upbeat viper]

https://www.superhardalgebraproblems.com/

[severe oxide]

phishing link fr

bast tryna hack our accounts

[vague burrow]

wtf lol

[vague burrow]

thats always my red flag

[severe oxide]

hmm idk

[proven drift]

My time

Has come

Off to bed hope I wake up tomorrow

[viscid jacinth]

Cya

[hasty cove]

Wooots i finally hit 1900 bullet

[craggy saffron]

finally won my first blitz at 725 😦

[vague burrow]

a person who had played 60 games

[viscid jacinth]

Not enough evidence watch other games

[vague burrow]

I am

I got nothing better to do in my life

[hasty cove]

Anyome 2k rated wanna play bullet?

[crystal silo]

Sure

[hasty cove]

Lets go brah

[vague burrow]

imagine bein 2k lol

[hasty cove]

Lichess?

[vague burrow]

2k sucks ass

[crystal silo]

Nah I'm on chess.com

[vague burrow]

@server_mod

[hasty cove]

I have both

Should i subscribe for chess.com? Been thinking

[vague burrow]

2k sucks

[normal hatch]

🤯

[vague burrow]

bro get a life not subscribe

[final gust]

@sweet yoke 😭😭😭

[vague burrow]

Nah I will lose

[honest drift]

If you are below 3000 what are you even doing

Noobs

[vague burrow]

I suck

[crystal silo]

To get to a higher rating chat do I have to get all my ratings up or just one or am I stuck at the one I'm in

[stone vessel]

i suck even harder

[final gust]

Where she at

[vague burrow]

I made my acc yesterday and i am 9999 rated

[green jungle]

i swallow

[cursive pawn]

I suck better

[stark scarab]

Tf...

[vague burrow]

alpha zero self destructed when playing against me

[formal spindle]

proof?

[hasty cove]

Ill be the judge on who suck harder 👀

[cursive pawn]

Go away no

[vague burrow]

I held her hostage

[formal spindle]

=((

[green jungle]

sorry im taken

[vague burrow]

TF..

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/puuung-kiss-puuung-gif-9302696810054054511

[hasty cove]

What 😂

[honest drift]

No

[formal spindle]

no

[cursive pawn]

😾

[green jungle]

ch*ss

[vague burrow]

bro alpha zero self destruced when he play against me

[formal spindle]

sorry im not gay

[cursive pawn]

Proof

[hasty cove]

Why arent female in here?

[honest drift]

Im alpha zero i dont agree to that

[hasty cove]

Is chess the same like any kther games?

[vague burrow]

Guys I am a male now 😭

[formal spindle]

i love tits

[honest drift]

#2200-or-higher

[hasty cove]

You were a male the whole time

[formal spindle]

girls tits

[vague burrow]

says the 2k

[hasty cove]

Show tits if youre not lying

[cursive pawn]

I have big girly tits

[vague burrow]

i can confirm

[honest drift]

No

[formal spindle]

proof?

[cursive pawn]

Thats gay

[crystal silo]

To get to higher rating chat do I have to get one rating up like rapid or all of them up, or am I stuck at the one I'm in currently???

[formal spindle]

nuh uh

[cursive pawn]

Ur gay

[green jungle]

chat am i chat chat am i chat

[grim edge]

called?

[honest drift]

Yeah if i fell asleep on the board and run out of time

[toxic sparrow]

just don't get it higher

[honest drift]

You can for sure

[toxic sparrow]

the better you get, the worse you think you are

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/peach-goma-kiss-peach-goma-fast-kiss-mochi-kiss-fast-gif-7042621976449424583

[vague burrow]

guys go to ---------------> #2200-or-higher for a surprise 😉

[peak plank]

scam website?

[umbral wind]

Ahh just saw this.. wdym Markus are you talking about the 17 bullet wins I had in a row before you won 2? And are you not counting the further 7 blitz wins in a row I had?

[vague burrow]

I am 800 bro

[grim edge]

no

[crystal silo]

No lol I just want to go to a higher rated chat in this server I don't think I'm bad or anything

[honest drift]

@umbral wind Are you actually that racist or were you baiting that guy like i thought

[grim edge]

Kermit smells cap

[vague burrow]

i AM BADDER

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

[grim edge]

lmfao no way chess.com owns superhardalgebraproblems.com

[boreal cosmos]

i was trolling lmao

[grim edge]

that's hilarious

[vague burrow]

aww

[green jungle]

wtf

[peak plank]

This guy keeps on rematching me in 15 sec

[umbral wind]

The evidence is pretty damning

[crystal silo]

To get to higher rating chat in this server do I have to get one rating up like rapid or all of them up, or am I stuck at the one I'm in currently???

[green jungle]

just one

[zealous panther]

big w i dont have to use coolmathsgame anymore

[umbral wind]

Of course I was baiting the guy wasn’t it obvious??

[peak plank]

be 1200

[crystal silo]

Ah okay

[zealous panther]

he is so mad lol

[honest drift]

Idk its discord hard to tell sometimes

[peak plank]

then become 1200

[umbral wind]

I have respect for Indians they beat me all the time at chess

[honest drift]

Too skilled

[vague burrow]

he sucks harder than me

[peak plank]

oh its 6-0 now

[upbeat viper]

nah

[honest drift]

Damn yeah i feel you

[cedar osprey]

Adoption incoming

[upbeat viper]

CC created it

[peak plank]

💀

[zealous panther]

[peak plank]

not loging into that

[severe oxide]

fr

[upbeat viper]

well it's 100% from CC

[upbeat viper]

to avoid schools blocking their site

[peak plank]

oooh OKAY XD

[zealous panther]

why is your instagram all about chess

[green jungle]

LMFAO

[honest drift]

Lmao good stuff

[cedar osprey]

That was a screenshot from the Chess.com official IG

[green jungle]

the autism subreddit has even leaked into chess.com staff

[severe oxide]

instagram has a habit of giving me car crash video

[grim edge]

lmfao 🔥

[honest drift]

Yeah

[zealous panther]

oh welp

[vague burrow]

guys i made a acc on very real chess.com

[shrewd vessel]

cc just keep on trollin innit

[severe oxide]

cartelgram is goated

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/member/celes_gotyaback

see

it's a true CC profile

that's enough of a proof it's not a scam smh

[vague burrow]

damn

[umbral wind]

That’s also proof you made an alt ban her

[upbeat viper]

we don't ban for 1 alt if no TOS broken

[halcyon carbon]

ahaha, i use symbolab too

[cedar osprey]

wait they are actually connected I thought it would be a seperate database

[upbeat viper]

tho' it's better to

!alt

[stable jungle]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[shrewd vessel]

bast, prove that root 2 is irrational

[upbeat viper]

imagine them splitting servers

smh

[iron barn]

i forgot how to do these someone help

[upbeat viper]

that'd be silly

[jolly geyser]

can you sacrifice the king

[cedar osprey]

Thought it was really for the memes 😭

[shrewd vessel]

oh sht, i remember presh talwalker covered these type of problems

[vague burrow]

yes

[crystal silo]

How long does it take to update?

[severe oxide]

W or L ?

[jolly geyser]

Is that mj

[shrewd vessel]

I have a suggestion

[severe oxide]

it was my pfp drawn in discord jamsesh or wtv its called

[shrewd vessel]

u can think of painting the entire room as doing 100% of the work, then u just need to get the rate of how much percent of the work each person does per unit time

it will lead to a system of equations im pretty sure

[grim edge]

W But need more shades to the hair

[forest tusk]

hello what's up

how are you today

[crystal silo]

Like just an estimate?

[zealous panther]

Sim would do the work and janina in 4 h

[severe oxide]

it was drawn in discord vc drawing game, so not much options for colour

[jolly geyser]

9 loses in a row, im fine

[iron barn]

thanks

[shrewd vessel]

Bash, prove that if a complex number z is a root to a polynomial function, then its conjugate z* will also be a root

[green jungle]

duno

[green jungle]

shhhh

[severe oxide]

@turbid bridge why friend me

[halcyon carbon]

[crystal silo]

Ah okay just hit 2200 ish so hopefully it will update soon

[vague burrow]

its in his name

[vague burrow]

skill issue

[crystal silo]

What

[west reef]

that is 2's multiple ?

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[west reef]

i thought that 2 is a square

[radiant flame]

Rate this brilliant

[vague burrow]

silence nerd

[iron barn]

why is the intial part squared

i got 1h 40 minutes

[rose torrent]

Yeah it is sqrt 2

[west reef]

if its square, u cannot write 1 / 2

lmao.

[vague burrow]

no nerd talks

why does chess need that much maths

[teal herald]

They together take 2 hours to complete and 1/6 means sims do 1/6th of of the work in an hour so as 1/4 for Janina and 1/x for Faust

[iron barn]

i've never ever seen my teacher square it when doing the fractions

[crystal silo]

France

[west reef]

rah

[iron barn]

uh

[west reef]

mad ting

[shut shadow]

so today I found out that support email never got back to me cuz alleged spam filter

[west reef]

scam

[shut shadow]

you did it wrong

[harsh jasper]

NO WAY

[daring loom]

the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit strikes again

but i feel bad for this hungarian dude bro looks so happy on his pfp

[crystal silo]

BOOM

[iron barn]

uh

[daring loom]

<@&745328830649991179>

[crystal silo]

Frrrr

[iron barn]

Where is the mistake?

[teal herald]

Wtf how would you get it? They all together can complete it in 2 hours so working alone how is it possible to do it with less time

[harsh jasper]

good old algebra

[iron barn]

lmfao

[radiant flame]

Rate this

[shut shadow]

2

[west reef]

1/10

[radiant flame]

Be real

[west reef]

5/10 then, looks average bishop sac

[zealous panther]

im still unable to process the follow up so 1/10

[radiant flame]

U wouldn’t find this in a real game

[teal herald]

No idea what you did here

[west reef]

i had sac same bishop twice

[radiant flame]

Rd6 and white can’t save the rook

[west reef]

and that was 2 brilliant in a row

[west reef]

rah, literally in my database

[radiant flame]

No u wouldn’t

[zealous panther]

oh damn w sac

[vague burrow]

3/10

[pale viper]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-andre3000-andrélauren-benjamin-ms-jackson-song-smile-gif-18917836

[west reef]

want to see ?

[zealous panther]

i thought it was some path to checkmate

[teal herald]

It's not square but it's a multiple of 2

[iron barn]

im looking at the math book to relearn this

[radiant flame]

Pull the link to the game here

[west reef]

I amma dm you

[rugged bison]

Hi Guys!
I am making a small community of under 1000 Rated Player!
DM me if you are interested(Be friendly)

[zealous panther]

hi dm invite

[west reef]

let me dm

[teal herald]

He said under 1000

[honest drift]

7/10 ig

[vague burrow]

whats so impresive i dont get it

[honest drift]

After rd6, there is rf4 though how winning is that, like -2?

[zealous panther]

i am under 1000 in bullet

[honest drift]

clearance sac, i mean pretty hard to find

[rugged bison]

Yea Bcs intermediate or advance players are often arrogant!

[teal herald]

Lol

[honest drift]

or just better cry more

I just proved your point because your point is probably just correct

[green jungle]

epic gamer moment

[crystal silo]

I did a rook sac that was brilliant there's no point in me telling you I just thought I would

[green jungle]

yeah you suck !!1!!!!!1!1

[turbid bridge]

need help with a chess puzzle

@severe oxide and also couldnt reply coz 10 min wait thing on server

[zealous panther]

i cant join the server now because of you

[green jungle]

poggers just like i intended

[turbid bridge]

chess experts please dm need to solve a puzzle

ASAP

[hasty iris]

Send it

[turbid bridge]

check dm

[elfin tulip]

can someone tell me some new openigs to try out

[rugged bison]

London

King's Indian Setup

Caro Kann

Sicilian Defense

@elfin tulip

check these openings!

[elfin tulip]

i know all of them but thanks

[shrewd vessel]

what about the dutch

English

[elfin tulip]

okay i will check it out

[green jungle]

make something up

[shrewd vessel]

alien gambit

[green jungle]

i mean moves not the words

[shrewd vessel]

im pretty sure alien gambit is reserved only for bullet

[cedar osprey]

Try learning e4 f5 theory (duras gambit) as black. It's really interesting and can often lead white into danger

[shell axle]

Nimzowitch Defense, Scandinavian Variation, Bogoljubow Variation, Heinola-Deppe Gambit

[umbral horizon]

lobotomy dash

[shell axle]

(dont try it out i think it's bad)

[normal hatch]

Sounds like a cool opening

[iron barn]

Is it the bottom one am i right

[vague burrow]

bro 💀

[normal hatch]

Bro poppin off

[cedar osprey]

Actually a fun thing to do is try playing against the engine in that line you'll see the moves that look natural or strong for white can quickly lead to heavy counterplay from black. It's so counterintuitive @elfin tulip

[cedar osprey]

[iron barn]

@teal herald

[vague burrow]

your profile makes me unconscious

[elfin tulip]

okay

[vague burrow]

no trusted = no opinion

[cedar osprey]

Uh I think it's because I have no rated blitz/rapid/bullet games so the bot doesn't have a rating role for me so assigns me the lowest one

[cedar osprey]

[teal herald]

Yes correct

[vague burrow]

ohh ic

[iron barn]

ok nice

[peak plank]

@finite jasper

[shrewd vessel]

dead chat xD?

[green jungle]

🩸 🔪

[vague burrow]

bro wthat the

[peak plank]

just give urself a rating role 🥱

[pale viper]

Hmmmm

[shrewd vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-boykisser-ominous-stare-gif-1854943194524266546

[iron barn]

The answer is 5 right

[peak plank]

ohno

[peak plank]

x-5

[shrewd vessel]

i know exactly what u are

[pale viper]

yessir

[zealous panther]

yes

[pale viper]

According to my giga brain, the answer is mayonnaise

[zealous panther]

then put x to the other side so x = 5

[pale viper]

Nu8mbers are irrelevant

[normal hatch]

I beg to differ. Its Ketchup

[glad canyon]

can you review my last two games sir

[peak plank]

what

its not a find "x"

[pale viper]

No, ketchup wouldn't make sense as an answer.

[pale viper]

Its a find "x"

[crystal silo]

boosted :)

[upbeat viper]

owo

[normal hatch]

X = Ketchup

[pale viper]

Can confirm

[normal hatch]

Mods ban this user

[pale viper]

X = mayonnaise! Final answer

[zealous panther]

sure send me the url

[zealous panther]

i thought solve = find x

[upbeat viper]

mayonnaise on an escalator

[pale viper]

Some people don't pass high school

[vague burrow]

I kinda feel bad for him now

[peak plank]

its an equasion. not finding x. Also it is inporssible to find X there

you legit cant find X

[pale viper]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-brain-monkey-gif-11098413

[crystal silo]

guys should i double boost

[shrewd vessel]

save ur moneyyyyy

[peak plank]

just give me the nitro

[grim edge]

gary now i know i was wrong

[crystal silo]

no lmao im broke

[pale viper]

Because you wasted it alrdy on nitro Sadge

[thorn mulch]

who is better tal or bobby?

[crystal silo]

Joe

[pale viper]

me

[teal herald]

It asked to solve the equation so has to be finding x

X will be 5

[thorn mulch]

answer pls

[zealous panther]

bobby imo

[pale viper]

Send me nitro and i shall

[thorn mulch]

nuh uh

[peak plank]

oh wait am I blind

[pale viper]

do as told

[pale viper]

then no answer for you

[thorn mulch]

nuh

[thorn mulch]

ok

[pale viper]

your loss

[peak plank]

It said = 0 XD

[thorn mulch]

not in money

[peak plank]

I thought it was a blank spot

[pale viper]

I didn't ask for money, I asked for nitro

[peak plank]

unless they typed in 0.

[thorn mulch]

it costs money

[crystal silo]

who wants to play (preferably 2000+)

[pale viper]

It sounds like a personal problem, then. For me it costs tree leaves

[stark scarab]

Guys if I defeat myself in chess have I broke reality?

[shrewd vessel]

not really, ur just playing both sides

[stark scarab]

It should be a draw

[zealous panther]

im 2000||-500|| wanna play?

[crystal silo]

nah im good broski

[pale viper]

||Sike||

[zealous panther]

[slate coral]

???

[pale viper]

Somebody got canceled

[crystal silo]

childish gambino goes with anything but his own songs

[pale viper]

HUH

[vague burrow]

ig me

[crystal silo]

bet

[vague burrow]

nuh uh

nothing in this world is free

[crystal silo]

apart from free things

[vague burrow]

facts

[vague burrow]

1 year nitro + 1 year chess membership + 50 million dollar mansion and thats it (see i dont ask for money)

[crystal silo]

but those things cost money

eh i'll just gamble

[kind geyser]

Can any strong player help for the #🧩〡daily-puzzle puzzle

[peak plank]

one month nitro

see? a lot simpler

[graceful lintel]

[viral epoch]

Lmao check this out
https://www.chess.com/games/archive/ilqar11111

[vague burrow]

Kitten no food if you use that emoji

[graceful lintel]

I was abt to sleep

[viral epoch]

Honestly crazy

[graceful lintel]

[trail prism]

:)

[graceful lintel]

celestial bullying me

[vague burrow]

skill issue

[graceful lintel]

I'm hungry 🥺
Gib me food already

[shrewd vessel]

guys, can i get ur honest opinions on boykisser gifs?

[crystal silo]

1 thing is certain in life

[graceful lintel]

smashable

[vague burrow]

fresh meat of @silk stag

[crystal silo]

life

[graceful lintel]

last option

not bad tbh

[vague burrow]

[crystal silo]

rookie numbers

[graceful lintel]

smash frfr

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

real 🫂🗣️😭

[crystal silo]

[graceful lintel]

starts coughing

[crystal silo]

men is here

[shrewd vessel]

i can't call u gay cuz ur female, what a bummer

[grim edge]

Where can I get these gifs?

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/stohow-do-you-lose-a-woman%3F!%3F!-face-person-human-suit-gif-12671290417762307284