💬〡general-off-topic

[vale frost]

Public blackmail,cool

[dusky panther]

i like that stuff

[grim edge]

if i go down, he should go down with me

[trail prism]

Fr

[grim edge]

check DMs

😉

[warm spindle]

WHO GAVE YOU PERMISION TO DM ME

[grim edge]

the rock

I GAVE MYSELF PERMISSION

[brave badger]

🫣

[abstract mantle]

can we ban dahlia hes obviously a not woman

[warm spindle]

oh o=k

[grim edge]

please ban me

[warm spindle]

pleASSE annihilatge me

• destructor

[grim edge]

i really wanna ping the mod omg

obliterate me

[grim edge]

ping the mod go

[warm spindle]

@spare anvil

[grim edge]

HAHAHA

[minor spoke]

What’s happening 💀

[grim edge]

you didnt just do that

[dusky panther]

something werid

[grim edge]

now, hes selling here

[warm spindle]

My eyes have seen.

[abstract mantle]

@everyone please do not post to the server when you are going to gaslight minors

[minor spoke]

Why did I just walk into ppl wanting to get obliterated

[dusky panther]

dont ping everyone mate

[warm spindle]

is that you

[grim edge]

is that cat video on IG reels?

[grim edge]

ohhhhh this cute

looks like an introvert cat

[random crest]

Maybe hockey

[graceful lintel]

I also want a pet

[warm spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/968670122082455623/1198893744984948837/lanbaby227-20-01-2024-0001.mp4?ex=65c08fcf&is=65ae1acf&hm=9e9a2cd834437a4c5d37bf02a93807bfcfdab9e0f1e92d2bae032abd766c0f48&

[random crest]

Aren't u the guy with the big arms?

[graceful lintel]

[warm spindle]

uh huh'

[random crest]

P sure it was u sent a physique pic here

[warm spindle]

yes\

[random crest]

That's ur cat?

[warm spindle]

what car\

[grim edge]

His arms are inflamed

Doctor said it's infected

[warm spindle]

nuh

[random crest]

Mm was boutta say. The arms in the video don't match up

[warm spindle]

its ianbaby

[cursive pawn]

Delicious food

[warm spindle]

Dinner.

[echo kestrel]

#travle #405 (10/10)
✅🟧🟥✅🟧✅🟧🟧✅✅
https://travle.earth
Wow I did it

[primal fern]

@drowsy latch

[drowsy latch]

what

[primal fern]

ignore sorry

[cursive pawn]

Hi phantomwaterlily

[drowsy latch]

😐

[daring hatch]

@drowsy latch

[solid schooner]

I have a line

mind helping me with it?

[drowsy latch]

bro stfu

[drowsy latch]

what line

[solid schooner]

e4 c5 Nf3 Nc6 c3 Nf6 e5 Nd5 d4 cxd4 cxd4 d6 Bc4!? Nb6 Bb5 dxe5 Nxe5 Bd7 Nxd7 Qxd7

@drowsy latch

[daring hatch]

@drowsy latch light mode user

[random crest]

I can help u snort a line

[drowsy latch]

uh

it's the main line

[solid schooner]

it is

[drowsy latch]

what do you mean

[solid schooner]

the problem is I don't know how play can play for advantage

[drowsy latch]

as black?

you play against the IQP

I like g6-Bg7

[solid schooner]

if you try a6 too early engine favors white early on and advantage is nice for white

[drowsy latch]

it's a very nice position actually

[solid schooner]

yea the problem is there is a line against it that i discovered

[drowsy latch]

What line

[solid schooner]

Nc3 Rd8 0-0 a6 Bxc6 Qxc6 Bg5!! @drowsy latch

[drowsy latch]

You don’t play a6 that quickly

Because white wants to take anyways

[solid schooner]

g6 right away is wrong

[drowsy latch]

So it’s just wasting a move

[drowsy latch]

I think I have my lines mixed up

[solid schooner]

true but the pin doesnt benefit you either

[drowsy latch]

It’s not g6 here

Here you just go e6 Be7

g6 is in the line with exd6 Qxd6

[solid schooner]

instead of Rd8 you suggest playing e6?

[drowsy latch]

No Rd8 is fine

Just after O-O you go e6 instead of a6

And it’s just standard play against an IQP

[solid schooner]

doesnt look to pleasing to see

[drowsy latch]

Well that’s the plan

Black is fine always

But white is too

[solid schooner]

true but in all endgames black must give up a pawn to equalize

[drowsy latch]

You don’t need to go to an endgame

Just keep heavy pieces on and play against d4

[solid schooner]

can you send me your prep

[north wraith]

What site is that? I've been looking for that site over and over and I don't see it:(

[solid schooner]

that's the whole point of isolated positions

[drowsy latch]

I mean I don’t have like lines

[solid schooner]

lichess

[drowsy latch]

It’s just the first couple moves

[north wraith]

Ohh

[drowsy latch]

And then you play chess

[cursive pawn]

Shut up phantomwaterlily

[solid schooner]

the lines are forcing tho

black keeps reacting to white

[viscid jacinth]

Guys here is an emoji

[north wraith]

Does has free analysis?

[solid schooner]

yes

[viscid jacinth]

👃

[drowsy latch]

Your plans are also extremely simple

[north wraith]

Dang alright

[drowsy latch]

The positions play itself

[solid schooner]

differ from move to move

it is up to white to decide the course of the game

Qg4 or no

Qb3 or no Be3/Bf4/Bg5

Rac/d/e1

Rf/e/d/c/b1 ?

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-emoji-laughing-emoji-animated-laugh-gif-27394849

[viscid jacinth]

White plays e4, black plays e5 or d5 or c6 or c5 or another 30 openings

[grim edge]

Ello chat

[graceful lintel]

Not even close

[oak cliff]

more concerned about how you are in North Korea and at 15% battery

[peak plank]

oh you exist

[torpid lintel]

Chess.com also have free analysis.
And yes it has too

Hi Pixel

[sand zephyr]

Yo

[dusky panther]

yo

[sand zephyr]

North Korea's time isn't it

[north wraith]

Isn't chess.com just do daily analysis and give you 2x using it?

[oak cliff]

analysis and game review are different things

[north wraith]

Oh

[torpid lintel]

Analysis is free. Game review is not.
Analysis also give computer lines

[north wraith]

I see

[north wraith]

Like explore?

[oak cliff]

game review is higher depth and shows accuracy, reason for moves

that's pretty much all lol

[torpid lintel]

https://www.chess.com/analysis is free, you don't even need an account.

[north wraith]

Oh lol. I kinda get it en

[sand zephyr]

What's your elo guys?

[north wraith]

1995 I think

[sand zephyr]

You think?

[north wraith]

Oh wait

It's 1195

[sand zephyr]

Blitz?

[north wraith]

Rapid

[sand zephyr]

Impressive

[oak cliff]

2000?! tf

[north wraith]

My blitz elo is like 800+

[oak cliff]

I thought u were 500

[digital phoenix]

im 1200

[north wraith]

I'm 1195 😭

[oak cliff]

same

[north wraith]

Even my skills are suck

[sand zephyr]

My blitz >rapid>bullet rating

[oak cliff]

oh

[sand zephyr]

Actually I don't play rapid as I play blitz

[oak cliff]

I got lucky and got 1700 bullet, I'm never playing it now

[north wraith]

Rapid for me tho

Bullet just gives crazy speed without thinking it 😭 like random one mover

[graceful lintel]

😭😭🥹

[sand zephyr]

My rapid rating is 1203, blitz-1326,bullet-993

[oak cliff]

how tf is u 120 rapid but 1300 blitz

[graceful lintel]

Me frfr
My rapid ratgs r like 800 higher than my bullet

[buoyant crown]

Bro I suck compared to all of you

[oak cliff]

my blitz is 200/300 lower than rapid

[solid sentinel]

Lmao Chess.com is Pissed off

[graceful lintel]

yes 🗿

[random scarab]

nah im 1400 and thats trash

[oak cliff]

what happened fischer

[random scarab]

1400s still hang pieces

[graceful lintel]

I think it's good
Multiple pre moves r allowed on mobile devices now

[inland bobcat]

1700s still hang pieces

[graceful lintel]

Can confirm

[oak cliff]

back in my days they played Luke stock fish 9

[random scarab]

like once per game

[solid sentinel]

Im not talking about that

[sand zephyr]

When I was 1100 once I was mate in scholar's mate

[graceful lintel]

3 times per game ig

[oak cliff]

what are u talking about

[graceful lintel]

yea ik that cheating fair and play right?

[random scarab]

nah i just need to get enough sleep so i have enough mental capacity to beat them and then they gonna get plowed

[graceful lintel]

[solid sentinel]

Chess.com banning every account from everywhere that is talking about fullfischer

[graceful lintel]

😔

[sand zephyr]

My friends are like 500 rated, most of them suck while playing against me

[oak cliff]

wtf

[graceful lintel]

justice for fullfisher 😔

[oak cliff]

half the playerbase booutta be thanosed?

[graceful lintel]

he was just conducting an experiment

[graceful lintel]

Damage 100% range 0%

[sand zephyr]

Bullet is trash

[graceful lintel]

[sand zephyr]

[graceful lintel]

bullet is good
Pieces goo brrrr

[peak plank]

not that anyone cares

[graceful lintel]

Starts coughing

[solid sentinel]

I didn't tell u smh

[sand zephyr]

I suck in bullet

[random scarab]

you have the same pfp as my friend

[graceful lintel]

Same

[north wraith]

Wait rly

[random scarab]

yeah but he only has the sunglass

[north wraith]

Oh lol

[graceful lintel]

ur either a 2200+ or an actual 500

[sand zephyr]

Everyone has more rapid rating than blitz except me

[digital phoenix]

i dont actually

[sand zephyr]

You are wrong buddy.

[digital phoenix]

my blitz is the highest

[graceful lintel]

1200?

[north wraith]

💀

[sand zephyr]

Yeah (1300)

[static ridge]

keep losing i suck rn

[graceful lintel]

smashabke

[north wraith]

AYOOO

[north wraith]

It is

[graceful lintel]

[sand zephyr]

A 1300 blitz rated player is 1500 in rapid

[solid schooner]

https://lichess.org/foK4ik2C/black#116 check this endgame

[random scarab]

1203

[worn ice]

foduck (2179) vs. Mark0156 (2270)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d3 e5 4. g3 g6 5. Bg2 Bg7 6. O-O d6 7. Nc3 Nge7 8. Re1 O-O 9. Nh4 f5 10. f4 Nd4 11. Ne2 Nec6 12. c3 Nxe2+ 13. Qxe2 exf4 14. Nf3 fxg3 15. hxg3 Kh8 16. Ng5 h6 17. Nf3 fxe4 18. dxe4 Bg4 19. Qe3 Bxf3 20. Bxf3 Ne5 21. Bg2 c4 22. Bd2 Nd3 23. Rf1 Rxf1+ 24. Rxf1 Qe7 25. b3 Ne5 26. Bh3 cxb3 27. axb3 b6 28. c4 Rf8 29. Rxf8+ Qxf8 30. Kg2 g5 31. Bf5 Nc6 32. Bc3 Bxc3 33. Qxc3+ Qg7 34. Qd2 Nd4 35. Qb4 Nxf5 36. exf5 Qe5 37. Qa4 Qe4+ 38. Kh2 Qxf5 39. Qxa7 Qf2+ 40. Kh3 Qc5 41. Qb8+ Kg7 42. Qb7+ Kg6 43. Kg2 Qd4 44. Qe7 Qe5 45. Qf8 Qe2+ 46. Kg1 Qe3+ 47. Kg2 Qe4+ 48. Kg1 Qe6 49. Qf2 h5 50. Qd2 Qe5 51. Qd3+ Kf6 52. Qf3+ Qf5 53. Qxh5 Qb1+ 54. Kh2 Qc2+ 55. Kg1 Qxb3 56. Qh8+ Kg6 57. Qg8+ Kh5 58. Qf7+ Kg4 59. Qe6+ Kxg3 60. Qxd6+ Kh3 61. Qh6+ Kg3 62. Qxg5+ Kh3 63. Qg2+ Kh4 64. Qe4+ Kg3 65. Qe1+ Kh3 

[sand zephyr]

What's your ID?

[peak plank]

nope

[solid schooner]

I missed the winning idea

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> K L (pixelatedwins)

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Name: K L (pixelatedwins)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1009 (1037 peak)
Blitz: 1218 (1219 peak)
Bullet: 1279 (1485 peak)

[static ridge]

no...? 1500 blitz is 1300 rapid

[graceful lintel]

hikaru

[random scarab]

told ya

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kroby Noby Joby (krobyjobynobypoby)

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Name: Kroby Noby Joby (krobyjobynobypoby)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1199 (1361 peak)
Blitz: 1408 (1461 peak)
Bullet: 1166 (1346 peak)

[graceful lintel]

"icarwi"

[random scarab]

he is 700 though

[peak plank]

you cant be comparing time controls. its legit the same game

[north wraith]

Dang

[graceful lintel]

My I'd

[rocky vale]

Bullet is very different

Bullet isn't chess

[sand zephyr]

Let's play

[sand zephyr]

True

[graceful lintel]

No I juts destroyed some 900😔
I need rest

[random scarab]

im aiming for 2k this year

[rocky vale]

[graceful lintel]

Good luck

[peak plank]

but whats different about the players

[random scarab]

only 600 points 💪

[graceful lintel]

[random scarab]

all i gotta do is not hang pieces and easy 2k

2ks still hang pieces sometimes

[peak plank]

ofc

[rocky vale]

I don't get the question

[graceful lintel]

Same goal 230 more elo

[random scarab]

xD

[graceful lintel]

Real

[sand zephyr]

I sent you request @graceful lintel We shall play later

[random scarab]

1700s do every game

[graceful lintel]

oh okay sure

[random scarab]

2ks dont do it every game like every other game

[peak plank]

how would you know

[graceful lintel]

"SIGMA6559"

[random scarab]

my dad is 2300

[sand zephyr]

You aren't from North korea

[sand zephyr]

Yeah

[graceful lintel]

India
Wby

[peak plank]

which is also not 2k

[random scarab]

ngl if i was an indian kid then i would already be 2k

[sand zephyr]

You are Indian

[random scarab]

he knows what a lower rating plays like

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[sand zephyr]

Which state?

[graceful lintel]

Rajasthan

u?

[sand zephyr]

Good

[random scarab]

Nah im just cowboy

[sand zephyr]

West Bengal

[random scarab]

sadly not an indian 8 year old

[peak plank]

💀

[random scarab]

I would and i have been playing for 10 months

[graceful lintel]

She's also from West Bengal
Teaching me jadu tona

[weak stratus]

only??

[novel moat]

[peak plank]

race doesnt have to do with ches skill

[weak stratus]

thats too low btw

[sand zephyr]

Nice

[dusky panther]

It can

[weak stratus]

average indian kids in tournaments are about 2100

[random scarab]

i wasn't born during vishis reign

[weak stratus]

and I mean AVERAGE

[sand zephyr]

I am actually a 1300 rated player

[weak stratus]

i see

[rocky vale]

Nuh uh

You just don't see those under 2000

[random scarab]

lmao trash

[graceful lintel]

Looks like my Indian blood ain't working
Still stuck at 1800s

[weak stratus]

and the teens are atleast 2400ish

[sand zephyr]

You are right

[rocky vale]

[random scarab]

buy a chess book

[weak stratus]

yuh huh

[random scarab]

you aint affording a tutor

[peak plank]

where the hell did you get that statistic from

[weak stratus]

thats because they dont exist

[graceful lintel]

dude my lazy ass

[weak stratus]

I pulled it outta my ass two seconds ago

[rocky vale]

I know like 10 in my chess club

[graceful lintel]

real

[dusky panther]

Genius

[weak stratus]

your club isnt real

[random scarab]

im actually procrastinating reading my chess book rn

[peak plank]

most of the indian kids are sub 1600 around my area

[graceful lintel]

[rocky vale]

Try harder man, you're Indian

[dusky panther]

7 year olds

[weak stratus]

are you sure they're indian

[sand zephyr]

BTW what about your rating? I guess 2000

[random scarab]

im 1400 but been playing for 10 months

[weak stratus]

maybe just americans in costume

[graceful lintel]

real(I don't play rapid nowdays)

[weak stratus]

oh right makes sense

[graceful lintel]

mentioning 2000 wasn't necessary

[sand zephyr]

You are also a trash like me 😂

[dusky panther]

I remember asking a 6 year old for their rating, they were 1300 chess.com…

[weak stratus]

most people get 2000 rating when they're about 10 years old

[graceful lintel]

pretty good ig

[dusky panther]

IRL

[random scarab]

nah i just dont sleep enough

[peak plank]

yes

[random scarab]

i play bad when i dont sleep enough

[graceful lintel]

real same

[peak plank]

also dont be racist, chat

[random scarab]

the one day i slept enough i had 2250 performance

[weak stratus]

so anyone under that could be 1600 1700

[weak stratus]

so 2000 lichess

[dusky panther]

I crushed him though because and I’m quoting Gotham here “I like beating kids” and “I don’t beat kids (all the time) for legal reasons”

[peak plank]

pulled that one outta ur ass too?

[weak stratus]

i proved my point

[random scarab]

im aiming for 2300 fide before i turn 16

[dusky panther]

Something like that

[weak stratus]

yes

[dusky panther]

How old are you

[random scarab]

14

[graceful lintel]

[dusky panther]

No chance

[graceful lintel]

Dude

[weak stratus]

yea. If he just hated the lichess UI, then maybe 1900

[sand zephyr]

I play limited matches to increase rating

[dusky panther]

Absolutely no chance

[graceful lintel]

I believe in you
You still got alot of time

[weak stratus]

but yea, most 9-10 year olds are atleast 2000

[random scarab]

My dad is NM and I hit 1400 in 10 months AND I have a high win rate

[weak stratus]

in lichess

[random scarab]

ngl i kinda like the negativity because it fuels me to grind harder

that was horribly worded

[peak plank]

you are not ur dad

[sand zephyr]

Lichess is good

[dusky panther]

I climbed 900 elo in a year but I’m not gonna make it to FM by 17 (in 2 yrs)

[peak plank]

also zax hit 2k in one year

[weak stratus]

💀

[rocky vale]

@graceful lintel How long do you think it'll take me to surpass the best U18 in my area by rating

[graceful lintel]

you suck ur existence is nothing you serve zero purpose
you'll tilt you have absolutely no chance
You should quit chess rn!

[weak stratus]

1400 fide?

[random scarab]

cc rapid

[graceful lintel]

Max 9 months

[peak plank]

the best U18 ik is a 11 year old WFM

[graceful lintel]

Min 1 week

[dusky panther]

💀💀💀💀

[weak stratus]

LMAO

[rocky vale]

In my area

[digital phoenix]

yeah no chance

[weak stratus]

bro im sorry

[random scarab]

nah you laughing now

[peak plank]

(in my area)

[random scarab]

watch

lemme cook

[dusky panther]

your projection is kinda ridiculous

[rocky vale]

Yes

[sand zephyr]

Bro you are all gms. I am a noob please teach me tactics

[weak stratus]

but 1400 cc isnt getting anyone a fide rating

[rocky vale]

Right now I'm second best

[weak stratus]

nvm 2300

[graceful lintel]

[rocky vale]

[weak stratus]

ew so low

[rocky vale]

WTF MAN

[dusky panther]

I could make it to 2000 fide realistically this year or next

[weak stratus]

you gotta get to #1

[graceful lintel]

destroy him when he's alone and take the 1st rank

[dusky panther]

(Provisional)

[peak plank]

that says more about the area you live than you tbh

[weak stratus]

#2 won't get admission into harvard

only #1 gets Harvard

[graceful lintel]

[rocky vale]

I'm better classical

[random scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-nah-id-win-gif-11399565856913576326

[sand zephyr]

Yo

[weak stratus]

#2 goes to community college

[peak plank]

also how much in area

[weak stratus]

exactly

[random scarab]

I'm going to hit 2000 before the end of this year

[graceful lintel]

real 😔 reality hurts

[rocky vale]

Like 40

[random scarab]

so 2300 in a year after that isnt crazy

[weak stratus]

[weak stratus]

You said 2300 fide

[random scarab]

in what

[sand zephyr]

Gotham chess

[dusky panther]

Both cc and fide is ridiculous

[rocky vale]

Classical U18

[dusky panther]

2300 lichess maybe you don’t have to be that good

[weak stratus]

the assumption that cc = fide is so weird

[graceful lintel]

I'm gonna smash him/her

[random scarab]

ik, im starting fide tournaments when i hit 2000 rapid cc

[dusky panther]

Which will take about a year

[rocky vale]

OGs know that this is a repost

[dusky panther]

If you apply yourself

[random scarab]

on fide or uscf

[sand zephyr]

Don't disturb them

[weak stratus]

no. Lichess matchmaking sucks so you have to no-life after like 2200 to have any good rating increase

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🗣️

[rocky vale]

On DWZ

[weak stratus]

unless he makes a new acc, its gonna be very hard

[random scarab]

yeah i got time

[sand zephyr]

Jay shree ram

[random scarab]

dawg for the past 10 months, everyday has been chess

even if its not games, its videos, books, courses

[dusky panther]

I don’t think u get it

[weak stratus]

tbh just go to lichess right away. You'll get a rating about 2000

or maybe 2100 if you're lucky

[peak plank]

40 what

[rocky vale]

People

[random scarab]

nah thats like being an indian rupee millionaire

[random crest]

@grim edge u add me on cc?

[weak stratus]

keep studying and 2200-2300 is easy

[dusky panther]

Lichess yes, cc no

[sand zephyr]

I have got 7 win streak in rapid

[weak stratus]

better than being bankrupt🙂

[peak plank]

chess players or normal people?

[grim edge]

I don't know

[random scarab]

Bodach, Jonas?

[weak stratus]

yea im talking abt lichess

[rocky vale]

No, wtf?

[dusky panther]

There is no way a 1400 can even reach 2000 in a year

[weak stratus]

chess players arent millionaires lmao

[weak stratus]

its very possible on lichess

[dusky panther]

Unless they’re underrated

[grim edge]

I'm dahliaxchess

[dusky panther]

Yes exactly

[graceful lintel]

ngl I got to 1400 without any kinda books or anything just YouTube
And reached it in 7 months

[grim edge]

You can send me connect request of you want

[weak stratus]

tbh 1400 cc is about 2100 lichess, right?

[graceful lintel]

No shit

[weak stratus]

what is the conversion rate

[oak cliff]

it took me a year to get 1400

[weak stratus]

+600/+700 ish correct?

[dusky panther]

Nah it varies 1400-1800

[random crest]

Who TF is that

[weak stratus]

huh

[random scarab]

yeah but i started at 300

[dusky panther]

+400

[graceful lintel]

[weak stratus]

eh either way. 2300 lichess is possebel

[dusky panther]

So I would be 2600 rapid lichess 👑

[sand zephyr]

700

[weak stratus]

if you play lichess

[dusky panther]

Not in a year

[grim edge]

778

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🗣️

[weak stratus]

i hate chess so I dont play much. Pretty sure its easy tho

[dusky panther]

Maybe in two

[graceful lintel]

🗣️

[tall goblet]

fk u

[sand zephyr]

Good

[weak stratus]

ok

[random scarab]

ngl dm me in 6 months and imma be like 1800 or smth

[grim edge]

I don't play rated often.

[tall goblet]

@weak stratus if u think chess is easy then match me

[weak stratus]

💀

[graceful lintel]

By a 1200

[dusky panther]

I’d be very surprised

[tall goblet]

lets see if its easy

[sand zephyr]

WGM

[next geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-hi-chat-chat-goodbye-chat-bye-chat-gif-24115546

[weak stratus]

https://lichess.org/Nhv6EiR7

[tall goblet]

@weak stratus come match me

[graceful lintel]

nikaru

[weak stratus]

i sent u a link

[random scarab]

you want me to set a reminder on my phone to dm you or you gonna do it?

[weak stratus]

click on it

[dusky panther]

I’m gonna be busy in 6 months so you remind me

[graceful lintel]

oh

[sand zephyr]

ANY 2000?

[random scarab]

ight

[graceful lintel]

no 😔

[next geyser]

im 700

[graceful lintel]

[oak cliff]

I'm 600

[sand zephyr]

Good

[graceful lintel]

I'm 500

[sand zephyr]

Very good

[dusky panther]

I’m 2200

[sand zephyr]

I'm -100

[digital phoenix]

barely

[weak stratus]

did you just talk all that shit to blunder a queen in 7 moves?💀

[oak cliff]

jk I'm 1200...

[dusky panther]

secret achievement

[next geyser]

same bro

[oak cliff]

Fide.

[tall goblet]

bruh lets rematch

[graceful lintel]

jk I'm a 3400 GM

[tall goblet]

i am a chess.com player

[dusky panther]

I was 2220

[tall goblet]

@weak stratus lets have a rematch

[dusky panther]

💀💀💀💀

[sand zephyr]

Good

[random scarab]

in 6 months i will be 1800

[next geyser]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1193452985041289306/image0.gif?ex=65acc4b4&is=659a4fb4&hm=c9a77e8468f07c76278a946df8fc3e0bc9dc2a2ac0d23e4ddf72835e247265c7&

[tall goblet]

and normal chess not fisher one

[weak stratus]

bro no🤣

[tall goblet]

@weak stratus

[weak stratus]

ok

[dusky panther]

Add me on cc fenec71

[tall goblet]

lol scared

[weak stratus]

wait ill send a link

https://lichess.org/KF2Dvuzp

[dusky panther]

BLUD U BLUNDERED A QUEEN ON MOVE 7 💀

[sand zephyr]

Some toxic chess players troll the lower rated players

[tall goblet]

done

[graceful lintel]

real

[weak stratus]

ikr

bro was talking so much shit🤣

[tall goblet]

@weak stratus lets see who wins now

dick head

[oak cliff]

you sound indian

[random scarab]

alright i sent, im personallygabe. when i hit 1800 in 6 months, what you gonna do lil bro

[weak stratus]

what me?

[oak cliff]

no

[tall goblet]

me?

[weak stratus]

had me worried for a sec

[sand zephyr]

Bye

[random scarab]

bye sigma0761

[cursive pawn]

Bye noobie6559

[sand zephyr]

Bye toxic chess players

[random scarab]

bye sigma0761

[cursive pawn]

Shut up noobir6559

[jaunty kindle]

ok

[oak cliff]

typical wna play

[solid schooner]

@drowsy latch How to play against e4 e5 Nf3 d6?

[random scarab]

resign

[weak stratus]

bro needs to stop blundering pieces @tall goblet 💀

[tall goblet]

@weak stratus u using double screen

[jaunty kindle]

not rn

[weak stratus]

?

[tall goblet]

cheater

[restive storm]

⚠️ Mods!!! ⚠️ Chess Streaming 1 is not streaming chess! 🤓 🚨 BAN THEM 🚨

[weak stratus]

YOU GAVE A FREE KNIGHT

[tall goblet]

now i see y u use lichess to match

[oak cliff]

lmfao

[peak plank]

I actually found a very interesting line vs the philidor

[solid schooner]

dms rn

[restive storm]

show post it right here I dare you

[oak cliff]

me too

[sand zephyr]

I shall not talk more. But you know what? Mainly 1500+ tells the lower rated players trash. This is really a toxic chess player. I told this.
Bye

[oak cliff]

I struggle against dat too

[random scarab]

and it was hanging for a move

[solid schooner]

nah dont

[oak cliff]

1500s are trash themselves tho

[weak stratus]

no that was a trade

[random scarab]

wait nvm

[weak stratus]

id lose my bishop

[cursive pawn]

Stop yapping machine

[random scarab]

i thought that was after you were already up

[digital phoenix]

i may be the only above 1500 who doesnt elo shame

[weak stratus]

ok wtf am i playing

lemme try paying some attention to the game real quick

[tall goblet]

u r double screening

[random scarab]

[tall goblet]

i see it @weak stratus

[dusky panther]

Honestly @tall goblet is the most toxic player I’ve seen

[jaunty kindle]

How can someone being 1500 even elo shame on other players? lol

[oak cliff]

sv what's ur lichess and chesscom user rq?

[random scarab]

@tall goblet is the most 1200, 1200

[weak stratus]

tf is even that

[digital phoenix]

they suck so they insult 500s

[dusky panther]

what is double screening

[cursive pawn]

What do u want bruhnooo

[graceful lintel]

Canon event 😔
After 2000 PPL don't elo shame because they dgaf anymore

[jaunty kindle]

[tall goblet]

I AM 1500 okay...

[dusky panther]

You literally elo shamed me before 💀

[random scarab]

1500s are still trash

[graceful lintel]

1209

[random scarab]

ngl you aint good until you like 2k

[dusky panther]

your games don’t indicate that

[weary umbra]

Anyone wants to play quick blitz

[jaunty kindle]

Worse 😄

[oak cliff]

back in my days 1500s were op

[graceful lintel]

imagine being below 1800

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Shourya Verma (shourya_verma_024)

This is the Chess.com profile of shourya_verma_024. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Shourya Verma (shourya_verma_024)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1345 (1457 peak)
Blitz: 1144 (1150 peak)
Bullet: 1306 (1337 peak)

[weak stratus]

same question

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[dusky panther]

Thats 1300 @tall goblet

[cursive pawn]

Imagine playing chess

[tall goblet]

lol kids dont know double screening

[random scarab]

@tall goblet are you somehow 1200

[weak stratus]

doubt it

[random scarab]

did you cheat to 1200

[weak stratus]

💀

[oak cliff]

@tall goblet can u give me ur chesscom username

[dusky panther]

💀

[cursive pawn]

https://www.chess.com/member/shourya_verma_024

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Shourya Verma (shourya_verma_024)

This is the Chess.com profile of shourya_verma_024. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Shourya Verma (shourya_verma_024)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1345 (1457 peak)
Blitz: 1144 (1150 peak)
Bullet: 1306 (1337 peak)

[graceful lintel]

imagine cheating and stil being a 1200

[weak stratus]

im bored of this game

[oak cliff]

lichess?

[random scarab]

sandbag cheating

[weak stratus]

@tall goblet

this shit taking too long man

[tall goblet]

bruh

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[dusky panther]

Even 1200s don’t hang queens on 1200

[graceful lintel]

U suck

[cursive pawn]

I hate sandbaggers

[graceful lintel]

😔

[weary umbra]

Bro someone play me

[cursive pawn]

Wheres james

[random scarab]

ngl a 1400 hung a queen once but chances are it was a misclick

[tall goblet]

@weak stratus lets have a match at chess.com bruh

[fervent comet]

EL GATOOO

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-cat-walking-gif-2237394417025851749

[cursive pawn]

Play with urself

[weak stratus]

no why

[random scarab]

at the chess board

[weak stratus]

bro 2100s hang queens

[cursive pawn]

Yes

[fervent comet]

EL GATO

[tall goblet]

bruh i dont play lichess

[oak cliff]

he was Indian I was right

[tall goblet]

and this is a chess.com server

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/oscarqlochupalonashe-gif-21923856

[weak stratus]

100%

[weary umbra]

Dude I haven't reached that level yet

[random scarab]

si

[weak stratus]

the result is still gonna be the same lol

[random scarab]

its amazing though

[grand shore]

I'm bored so here's some endgame positions

[cursive pawn]

No underage in this server pls

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-winking-cartoon-cat-western-flirty-gif-18819870

[grand shore]

Who wins here

[weak stratus]

khamzat chimaev?

[weary umbra]

Shut

[fervent comet]

yes

[graceful lintel]

[oak cliff]

black wins

[tall goblet]

@weak stratus i ma invite u in chess.com

accept it

[weak stratus]

damn

[restive storm]

@peak plank send philidor

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/khamzat-chimaev-everybody-i-come-for-everybody-khamzat-ufc-chimaev-khamzat-everybody-gif-25125283

[cursive pawn]

Where is the other guy

[weak stratus]

no.

[random scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/edp-i-missed-her-age-edp445-gif-22012984

[weak stratus]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KHAAAMAZAAAT

[tall goblet]

lol scared

[grand shore]

White to play and win

[graceful lintel]

He died 😔

[fervent comet]

I KILL EVERY BODY

[random scarab]

NAH

WHAT IS SV DOING

[weak stratus]

@tall goblet BRO YOU HANGED A BISHOP JUST NOW

[cursive pawn]

Kill ur

[weak stratus]

FOR 2 MOVES????

[tall goblet]

shet

[random scarab]

and you didnt insta take

[solid schooner]

ummm...

[oak cliff]

he lost toa 700

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-let-him-cook-gif-11999534059191155013

[weak stratus]

yea i was looking at khamzat lol

[peak plank]

You sure?

[restive storm]

1. Kb2

[weary umbra]

This is zugzwang ithink

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/frustrated-upset-annoyed-stitch-ugh-gif-12794223972996305063

[peak plank]

SA gonna take all my prep 🥱

[cursive pawn]

Sel

[weak stratus]

"hehehe, wink wink" - Khamzat Chimaev, 2023

[weary umbra]

Just a delayed king moves

[restive storm]

wait frick sorry

[random scarab]

||kb2?||

[oak cliff]

give me some too @peak plank

[restive storm]

let me recalculated I missed b3

[cursive pawn]

Qxb2

[grand shore]

Wrong

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[restive storm]

yeah I figured already

[grand shore]

Wrong

[weary umbra]

??
What's the answer

[restive storm]

it's Kb1

[grand shore]

It's Kb1 yeah

[weak stratus]

walter wastagfirullahite

[restive storm]

I missed Kb2 b3

[oak cliff]

black wins doesn't he

[fervent comet]

real

[grand shore]

No he doesn't

[oak cliff]

oh nvm

it's that position

[restive storm]

I'm stupid I should know this by now King vs 3 passed pawns

[oak cliff]

I was talking about the previous one

[random scarab]

||KB1||

[dusky panther]

SV mad cos bad?

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-handshake-chess-tournament-gif-25270366

[weak stratus]

@tall goblet ran away?

[grand shore]

Yeah

[peak plank]

@restive storm DMs

[dusky panther]

L

[weak stratus]

i was gonna type the same thing

[grand shore]

This is a win for black, yes

[random scarab]

@tall goblet you are dog water

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/khamzat-borz-walkout-khamzat-chimaev-chimaev-gif-12998064620469439023

[random scarab]

duh

[cursive pawn]

A6

[grand shore]

Now who is winning here

[glad canyon]

Cuz idk

[weary umbra]

He doesnt since 2 of his pawns hav crossed 7 sqs

[random scarab]

agreed

[oak cliff]

white just wins,move either pawn

[fervent comet]

me

[cursive pawn]

Go away el gato

[weak stratus]

ikr imagine trash talking so much just to blunder a queen on move 7

[random scarab]

nah you a gato too

[fervent comet]

no you

[grand shore]

Which colour are you

[fervent comet]

EL GATOO IS COOl

[random scarab]

💀

[cursive pawn]

No u a car

[dusky panther]

Wait a second white wins right?

[fervent comet]

i am brown

[dusky panther]

You get the king to g6 then h7

[weary umbra]

Bro someone play me!!

[cursive pawn]

Ur not cool

[dusky panther]

h7#

[grand shore]

Yes

[weak stratus]

I hope he beats ddp

[random scarab]

ngl chess.com should add 3 player chess variant

[grand shore]

Yeah basically

[fervent comet]

yes

[cursive pawn]

Kxb6

[weak stratus]

sean was robbed

[dusky panther]

@tall goblet

[random scarab]

its brave of them to assume i have 3 willing friends to play 4 player chess

[cursive pawn]

2 players vs 1

[weak stratus]

sean had more significant shots

[random scarab]

nah 1v1v1

[weary umbra]

Guys I need a refreshment game so as to be able tostart with my day..
Anyone

[random scarab]

free for all

[grand shore]

That's literally every game of mine. Me + stockfish vs my opp (I'm joking so don't ban lol)

[fervent comet]

i did not watch that fight

[weak stratus]

sean won in every round other than round 2

[dusky panther]

Nah 3v0

[weak stratus]

SEAN WAS ROBBED

[weak stratus]

yea it was a disgrace

[oak cliff]

k

[fervent comet]

sad

[grand shore]

Who tf is that

[weak stratus]

the judges wanted to get back at him because of the press conference

[cursive pawn]

Why so afraid pusy

[random scarab]

cause i am one

[cursive pawn]

Oh right u an el gato

[fervent comet]

politics should not be part of ufc

[weak stratus]

he "lost by 1 point" but everyone knows he beat the shit out of ddp

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-thevoices-cat-the-voices-cat-thevoices-gif-10261263063736228754

[cursive pawn]

This u

[random scarab]

you a la gata

[weary umbra]

I have dmed

[dusky panther]

Drawnish Giro

[weak stratus]

yea. Sean is the best

[fervent comet]

el gato is better than you

[cursive pawn]

Latina

[grand shore]

It puts a bad image on the UFC... That's why

[dusky panther]

Giri*

[weak stratus]

aight imma dip. Have fun

[random scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/bubble-chat-gif-26247540

nah pipe down lil kitty

[cursive pawn]

Simp

[fervent comet]

yes

[dusky panther]

SV dipped a LONG time ago

[fervent comet]

bye

[grand shore]

Bro who tf is SV

[random scarab]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/692502629808603169/1132359035065204857/4DC66E7B-AE49-4846-B9A2-44F3248D7396.gif

[fervent comet]

el gato is better than you

[cursive pawn]

Me after i deal with khamzat and el gato

[random scarab]

dis me

[dusky panther]

SV is an L

[fervent comet]

we arrest you

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lolol-gif-22833944

U wish

[random scarab]

@cursive pawn after he finds out what i did to his family

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-26283306

[cursive pawn]

WHAT DID U DO TO MY FAMILY

FK U EL GATO

[weary umbra]

Guys which chess server is the most active. Other than this

[fervent comet]

W elgato?

[cursive pawn]

Valorant.com

[random scarab]

sótano. hasta la muerte.

[fervent comet]

probably gotham chess idk tho

[dusky panther]

Lichess

[random scarab]

sangre.

[fervent comet]

or that

[cursive pawn]

Schwanz

[fervent comet]

EL GATO

[random scarab]

ajedrez sin parar

[cursive pawn]

Arsch

[fervent comet]

el gato get that 6 feet

you can not be 5 11 :(

[random scarab]

lecciones de ruso

[fervent comet]

idk spanish :(

[random scarab]

i do

[fervent comet]

cool

i still know 3 languages so i am fine :)

[random scarab]

ima go back to reading my chess book and stop procrastinating

[fervent comet]

ok bye :)

[random scarab]

im learnign spanish then german

[cursive pawn]

What chess book u reading

[random scarab]

then i have to learn french and russian

[fervent comet]

i did learn a lil bit of german

[cursive pawn]

Jeremy silman book?

[glad canyon]

Deutsch

[fervent comet]

but never went for it fully

[random scarab]

how to reassess your chess 4th, pg 44

[fervent comet]

yesh

[cursive pawn]

I have it 😻

[random scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scream-disappear-gif-24355541

we out

[fervent comet]

chess books are weird they are just puzzles

[random scarab]

same

[fervent comet]

mostly

[cursive pawn]

Hahahahah i made u disappear

[fervent comet]

lol

[viscid jacinth]

balls 😔

[random scarab]

@cursive pawn

[cursive pawn]

ok

[fervent comet]

balls😔

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-emoji-crying-emoji-crying-sad-gif-749834471614498725

[cursive pawn]

Balls

[cursive pawn]

Go study mf

[fervent comet]

i am not a girl

[random scarab]

alr bye

[cursive pawn]

Go away

[random scarab]

bet

[fervent comet]

el gato

[random scarab]

jkjk xD

[fervent comet]

lol

bye el gato

[random scarab]

bye

[cursive pawn]

Finally

[dusky panther]

Bruh

[warm spindle]

Ues?

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-orange-cat-orange-cats-cat-weird-gif-17010424884748616697

[cursive pawn]

Upper esophageal sphincter?

[fervent comet]

REAL

[warm spindle]

Y

[cursive pawn]

Arsch = as* in german

[fervent comet]

car knows bio?

[cursive pawn]

Im nutrition major

Ik a lil bio

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-katzen-cringe-orange-cat-gif-23905485

[fervent comet]

cool

[cursive pawn]

3grams of leucine will spike the muscle protein synthesis response. So in every meal you should atleast get 3 grams of leucine or the protein you eat won’t be used to building muscle. To check the leucine content of a food use the PCDAAS score. Or just try to get 30 grams of protein from high quality protein sources like eggs/meat.

Ofc they don’t teach us this in nutrition school

They tell u to do yoga

[fervent comet]

fr fr

[fervent comet]

good to know

[cursive pawn]

U in nutrition school?

[cedar osprey]

good score

[nimble niche]

i only got adopted once

[severe oxide]

Damn 💀

[peak plank]

woah

[peak plank]

👀

[severe oxide]

dahlia got clipped using a voice changer ☠️

[soft orbit]

Hello 0___0

[severe oxide]

hello nesan9978

[nimble niche]

pretty good score isnt it

i saved adoption twice when he was on a 9 win streak

[severe oxide]

(loud warning)

[soft orbit]

If you guys don't mind ... Could u guys suggest me a gud opening for black

[severe oxide]

sicilian

[oak cliff]

french

[soft orbit]

0___0

[oak cliff]

French isn't even that hard

[severe oxide]

french is ass

[oak cliff]

Sicilian has too much theory

[soft orbit]

I watched a vdeo abt french yesterday

0__0

[severe oxide]

depends on the variation

[rancid peak]

Hiiii

[nimble niche]

if you're a beginner caro might get you free wins but once you get to a certain level people will make you quit it

[oak cliff]

what's ur elo nesan

[cedar osprey]

You have not seen Anish's course I'm guessing

[soft orbit]

640

[rancid peak]

Why cat i talk in vc?

[oak cliff]

ye I haven't

[severe oxide]

im pretty sure fin plays caro

[soft orbit]

Current

[cedar osprey]

Some crazy french lines in there

[severe oxide]

do /connect

[oak cliff]

where do i get it

[cedar osprey]

You need to connect your account

[worn ice]

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[rancid peak]

Wdym?

[peak plank]

ive seen the SS

[rancid peak]

Ok!

[cedar osprey]

Chessable

[severe oxide]

connect yo discord to chess.com

[peak plank]

one of the most positonal openings

[oak cliff]

where got free

[peak plank]

and dynamic

[nimble niche]

e5 is like the second most theoretical move against e4

[severe oxide]

c5 is most theoretical?

[peak plank]

ngl I dont like Anishes course on chessable

[soft orbit]

Agreed 0___0 I can't get any wins with Caro

[oak cliff]

I mean I play that so it mustn't be that bad

[nimble niche]

yeah

[cedar osprey]

I think white has more fun playing the french than black but the french is secure and black can control what type of game gets played, might not be fun though

[soft orbit]

So what's gud

[severe oxide]

have u learnt how to actually play it? or do u just wing it

[oak cliff]

scandi

[severe oxide]

scandi is dookie

[oak cliff]

scandi if you're below 1200

[peak plank]

just gonna have some insane positonal understanding

[peak plank]

or just play 1.e5 in response to e4

[oak cliff]

ye but ppl don't know what to do against it unless they are like decent

[peak plank]

its not that hard

[cedar osprey]

But you like his tweets 😤

(dont we all)

[nimble niche]

caro is like the benoni, as you get better and people start knowing what to do you will feel like quitting it

[oak cliff]

I've never played 1.e5 after1 month of chess

[soft orbit]

Like not too deep but watched Gotham vdeos

[peak plank]

Cirrin changed to the benoni though.

[severe oxide]

Hell nah, watch hanging pawns video on the caro kann

[peak plank]

Caro like the englund could be one

[soft orbit]

0___0

[placid helm]

is chess.com game review good enough??

[oak cliff]

there's so much free theory on yt

[cedar osprey]

There is a line in there where you trap white's queen along the h file. I did not understand anything about that position

[nimble niche]

i meant for beginners who play the benoni

i cant be saying shit about openings when i play the wayward queen

[oak cliff]

I've tried benoni it's kinda trash

[severe oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiz7KLKjLas this is just a general video, there are seperate vids on each variation

[soft orbit]

A playlist of 12 vdeos that one ?

[severe oxide]

yuh

[soft orbit]

Hmm

[severe oxide]

u dont neeeda watch em yall tho

[soft orbit]

Aight 0___0

[severe oxide]

watch like the one i sent, advanced, fatanasy, exchange and mainline

[oak cliff]

carro or French

[severe oxide]

caro solos french anyday

[nimble niche]

i have never watched a single hanging pawn video in my life

[oak cliff]

people don't know why to do against carro so carrobetter

in French if they play basic they might crush you

[cedar osprey]

Same but I heard it's a really good channel

[soft orbit]

So by the way I get this annoying opening sometimes where they play pawn g3 nd b3 then place the bishop on g2 nd b3 what's that opening

[severe oxide]

its just free theory

[oak cliff]

it is I just hate that he stalls so much and he used facecam

[nimble niche]

i used to watch remote chess academy and that's where i got most of my goofy openings from

[oak cliff]

it's fianchetto,i struggle against it

[soft orbit]

Nd I get crushed everytime with that opening

[normal hatch]

1.b3 is the Larsen

[oak cliff]

ye me too

[normal hatch]

Just take the center

[cedar osprey]

f3 g4 can also work, leads to quick wins

[oak cliff]

I have 37% emirate against b3 or g3

[severe oxide]

jus play e5 d5 and control centre

[nimble niche]

i have a 31% winrate against g6 and 30% against Nf6

[soft orbit]

Then 0___0 do I use certain openings for it or just control centre with 2 pawn them develop my pieces

[soft orbit]

Aight

[rancid peak]

Help Somone send the link again

[severe oxide]

yeah when in doubt control centre and develop peices

[soft orbit]

Hmm

[nimble niche]

i have a 0-1 score against both h6 and Nh6

[severe oxide]

type "/connect"

[rancid peak]

Thanks

[soft orbit]

That's the opening which is very annoying for me 0___0

[oak cliff]

@severe oxide send me too pls

[severe oxide]

??

[worn ice]

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