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Yea same. My program made me do first year with electrical courses and a lot of second year but hopefully second half of second year I don’t do electrical classes
i used to play it in middle school years before it got popular
Yess especially if you can't spell his last name right
Someone is mad
I really despise electrical stuff like electromagnetism
wow
That course took off years in my life
rare for A computer engineer
my first year is all second year stuff and one fourth year class
I like more of the computer and software stuff than the circuits and electric stuff
and general ed
Lost my third otb game in a row
W
And dropped out of 2k by 1 elo today
Happened to me
i like circuits and computer but not software
@cursive pawn do you mean dvorketsyky or doystoeuevsky
God I hate this game
I think my electromag class was a 3rd or 4th year in most unis….
Wild
Fyodor doystovsky
electromagnetism is a subject in my Gen physics course
instead of it being it's own class
the only class more focused on it would be applications of it but thats more than just electromag
how tf did they make a whole class out of that
They must realaly like magnets
It’s university…. There’s a lot for electromagnetics
and electromagnetica
Not really
really
You@play chess
like once a month
also i was jk im a big nerd
sup
Yea we play chess 🤣
sup!
I don't
Ok
meowww
Dawg
hans's chess is really speaking for itself at tata steel
Done
Nap time
Its not working for me
I have connected it
Hey
my bday is in 23 hrs, bet nobody will remember 😛
Well happy early bday
/tags
Where do i play the chess that has freeze spells and stuff
i think its bc you blundered checkmate in 12
just go on 4 player/ varients
Chess.com's announces Shareable Tournaments, a new feature where you can invite your friends with a click of a button!
guys theres an oklahoma bill that would restrict furries from school
political comedy
Whos down to run it
If u weren't sick, then u did miss. Excuses, smh smh
yo
can i find chess coaches on here?
yes, dm me
Dude thinks I use voice changer. This was in 2021 before I joined Discord
^ male
...using a voice changer you fu-🤖
Is that actually a man
most likely
Oh
yes it is
i got warned for talking about him before so im not going to anymore
ask someone in the vc for the clip
Oh
Heyo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Wassup guys
Kannada
Anyone want to play a 10 min game
2189 in rapid
Tamil person ?
I can't face u i'm a noob
fr
Any Meitei in here?
pvp who?
Fortnite?
no
No then
chess
Ew
its good
what you mean? what the flop is "EW"
😿
What was the result of the first test
How do you get the diff colour name roles
Clean some pipe
Uh
.<
You have to be fwiendwy
damn
More friendly
Maybe
imagine being friendly
Don't bring disgrace to urself trynna be nice and friendly
Be batman
Is that even possible
Hate everyone
Much MORE
Imagine you are the friendliest person here, in the world, you level of friendlyness is out of this world
You are the god of friendlyness
Yo yo yo wagwan my g wass good you know what I'm sayin and dat
Bossy so me I said friend no say Jamaican
Awww I'm on dat tobago ting
huh
Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
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In exactly 17 hours I can boost this server
dayuh
@cinder sky can we play?
hi icy
Ah okay nvm then
hello sir
go to sleep
but it’s 12pm
I have school today
no it’s summer holidays
Not in Europe 🙄

Yeah it's 1am I have homework overdue I should sleep
This is how real chads live
I just spent the last 11 hours playing chess, pulling an all-nighter
what am I doing with my life
😐
Hi
Hello
heya
great things clearly
nah jk sleep is very gg tbh
what
oh it's you
why did you close your account again
lol
chess is for nerds
Did you need help with something?
yes
Hi
Anyone down to play
I kinda wanna ask staffs a question
if I get an authorized alt, can I play 2 games at the same time on both accounts?
and can I join 2 DIFFERENT tournaments using both accs?
was that the answer to the first question or the second one?
why would you even want to do this?
win more badges without having to wait for the next tournament
why not for the first question tho?
The second question I think can as long as ur alt is not smurfing I think
And why would u want to do the first
can anyone do an analysis for me?
well, the first one is kinda like doing a simul
but doing it in 1 account is really inconvenient
when switching between games
Idk u probably can if u don't make same moves on both games or turn on analysis on one
hi
boo
bo
😭
i wish that they can make speedrun accounts a thing
then the entirety of the <1000 category would be flooded with speedrun accounts
also, you can just get the flair beta tester without actually testing it in beta?
W
Nd3!
yeppers
how do you send positions like that to the discord?
things called a screenshot
bruh
try snipping tool
@stable mirage girlkisser
chess is incredible rizz idk what ur talking about
what
word
is this supposed to be an insult
💀
its supposed to be the opposite of boykisser
lmao
it's the colorblind version 💀
I see you have an exposed postion... how about i slide my rook in your back rank 😉
I’m surprised how easy the Grand Prix is to play
as black
-and mate you
What do you usually play against it?
Now It's an insult
I play the not playing the sicilian variation
Ah lmao
french
told a girl i liked her and she immediately got up and ran out of the class. i learned a few days later that she dropped the class that same day. am i cooked?
oh so the
LMAO
I usually play bird as you know, but overall I’m playing e4 and d4 to get a better understanding of openings
mouseslip variation
i was so scared that i got adopted
Ur just as skilled as someone who can pull
W rizz
Any normal person would just be rejected
shes gonna marry you in the future
post this on quora or smth
I see
I thought she had her period or smth 💀
so im cooked?
@peak plank last one
I've seen so many people comment on the same forum with both their accounts and chess.com doesn't care
what's wrong?
his main is 2k and his alt is 1k
pixel?
is this fr?
yes
more like Caro Can't play chess
yeah he’s a sandbagger
can't win games*
bro who sandbags 1000s
W
nobody follows any of the alt account rules except no playing with other and chess.com doesn't care at all
what 💀
i am so utterly beyond confused that my brain has launched itself into space
I was doing well in both games and then I threw both games smh
I ain't even good at chess 😂 my 900 ass can't even flex my elo
shush they never ask what your rating is
hung backrank mate in one game and blundered 2 pieces in the other
bro if someone just bought like 100 trillion dollars back in the inflatioj period
🤑🤑🤑
bro looked in the wrong spot
huh
😐
nothing
I can still use it
bro tf
what do you think of my username
with what
copied it off someone else
بسم اللاہ ررحمان لرحیم
wtf r these nameeee
I'm going to school
hm
ahah
Im not. L
My time has come hope I make it out alive
dang discord is onto me
bad

I can't use those really tall unicode characters
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I skipping school today. 🥱😁
Have fun at school bucko
U haven't graduated?
imagine getting closed for fairplay
?
😐
ahaha a really long username
How to have fun at school
Ha I thought it looked good
@meager tulip that aint a woman

u know, i would spam more degen gifs but theo might kick me
why are u kekwing, nothing to kekw about
My Kekw is not kekwing
My English is not Englishing


If I wana die
"Chess is boring,Lets play checkers"
-Chess Talk,2023
game review says this was a mistake
Ofc e6 is the move right?
i mean for white
I wonder why
i played bxh5
I might be stupid but doesn't that just hang a bishop
it was qe2
Ehh
qe2 was top engine
I mean engine slow plays
e6 is equal 😐
Hi can I know how to send images in to the chat 😊
when you blunder a piece the review is supposed to give you the right answer
i dont listen to unconnected accounts
he's 2400
Bxh5 still looks good for White though

Prolly due to 0-0-0 ideas
Again 0-0-0 idea
But it does look good
who won
The person who said gg 1st
i said gg 5 times
i quit chess but i can still notice free pieces
unfortunately

white is still winning after bxh5
2 pawns for a piece is good in that position
the point is it's unnecessary
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no
you already have a nice positional advantage, no need to sac a piece for no reason
what is this nerd talk
i thought thats good in chess
if you sac and you win who cares if it's bad
wrong 🤓
that means the stafford gambit should have a 100% winrate
🤓
you got the whole squad laughing
the 5 head play
i knew it she’s better than u
you can't do that anymore, that strat fell off
i tried that and i won
only took 10 games !
i normally win like 1 in 10 so it's fine
If I will start today tournament who will join? 👀
im so good i have a 38% winrate in the past 7 days
the better strat is go on a corner and if they dont go middle its forced mate in 3
go corner because funny
i've had a 100% win rate in the past month 😎
for example, 1. C1 C2 2. A1 B1 3. A3 checkmate
its a draw in ur variation too, diagonal is so obvious
best win streak of 1
and by the way, if the go center, u still have a chance to win if they dont go on the side. the side is not obvious move, corner is the obvious move, but corner leads to forced mate
for example 1. A1 B2 2. C3 C1?? 3. A3#!!
😂
no, after corner, middle, then you go opposite corner and if they dont go side its a mate
there are many traps. the corner trap is the most efficient
everyone knows that
Hello
Chess is for nerds
ttt bad
nah
How is everyone tonight
chess is for autists
And nerds
chess is for zero rizz skibidis
best username ngl
skibidi toilet
skibidi
Yea but what exactly is the meme
it's stupid
do you go skibidi on the toilet
don't dive too deep into it
Yea I searched skibidi toilet on YouTube and it felt like the dark side
i dont think you have seen the dark side of youtube yet
I should be getting these memes im not even that old, is this meme that acoustic
Like what
Name me one thing on the dark side of YouTube
if u enter a weird symbol in the search bar, disturbing videos pop up that you dont see any where else
like certain latin characters
There is phacking hentaii on youtube
search up the full stop punctuation, like the symbol
Bro im pretty sure the video is not as disturbing as the things I've seen on other platforms
the "."
I've seen pretty fuqqed up shid
i dont wanna look it up rn cuz its night and i dont wanna be scared
I forgor you were 1r
14
youtube isn't the place to be searching for fcked up shit
gotta be doing that on the dark web
Exactly it's all filtered and shid
I searched full stop and it's all bs
Nothing creepy yet
If u add more symbols it gets weirder i heard
Ok let me download latin keyboard ffs
english is using the latin keyboard
latin alphabet as in not cyrillic or japanese or any other different alphabets
Wa
Where is the fuqqing latin keyboard
you're using it now
wa
わ
This generation is weird
real
real
wa
Dont act like your mother didnt wipe your ass like 2 years ago
@cinder sky damn i tried to join your club but the request got denied
Wtf bro what are you yapping about
Hours*
Youre pretty dense if you dont get it
🍿

Capybara?
I don't even speak english so I barely know what u saying :/
These mf cute
Triangle: Eat him
Capablanca
chess is for autists

15*
Chess is for nerds
i dont manage it
i think only daily players are accepted
No, chess is for above average chromosome number
Aka acoustics
chess players are so good at tests they got an extra point in the chromosome test

i play daily sometimes
Lol
How you been playing chess for 5-6 hours and still 600
That my alt
Not my main
Whats ur main
Because it's 9:11am rn
It's 10:41...
its 4:20 am rn
Ik that
Tsu whats ur main
Im around ur level that all u need to know :)
No one is doxxing you off of your id
ok 600
Hello
Why is bro so defensive about his account, it's as if he is hiding something
Im a real 600 :)
Cuz I am hiding smth
Perhaps you don't have permission for an alt?

Idky tsu is so defensive about his account it makes me want to do more digging
Even if I find nothing
Good im attention seeker :)

U can think Im a 9 years old :)
everyone is 9 until proven otherwise
no
Yes, show us your face
The legal age to use discord is 13?
no
Yes
discord is illegal for every age
Not legal age, there are no legal stuff but you can get banned if you are under 13
9 year olds need to sleep at night
Hi
9 year olds faking their age to get on discord is vcommoj
ok.
ok
wa
わ
ok
wee woo
what?
Broke the chain mf
ok 600
sorry about that
dont worry about it
chess is for autists
me
Well im not a 9 years old idk why u be hatting :/
womp womp
good evening chat
Neither am i
Is that raw noodles
Ok good for you?
oklahoma is banning furries
with the seasoning packet yea
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im at 1350 something broski i aint playing 2 much
Also tsu your id is American the cc id
guess im not going to oklahoma
You got the seasoning on it?
yea
Ik this sound racist but do you play soccer ?
How is that racist
i play DEEZ NUTS
thank god the bill is defidently not going to go through 🙏
i play MAHJONG
that aint racist
i saw that if the "furry" doesn't go home in like a certain time frame they have the right ti bring animal services xd
ik this sound racist but how many burgers you eat in a day
Dunno man tsu id is american
only in oklahoma
Some ppl get offended so im trying to not get in a dumb fight cuz of that again
warm circles
Mf this is discord
Still no green card 🥲
If someone gets offended by that then thats their problem
This place is meant for fighting
chat im going to sleep
Nahhh
i'm 5'9
That was a joke
l0ser!!!!!!!!!
Ye u right
Thats also a joke mf
discord is wild
This tsu kid is really wildin rn
anyone else eaten kangaroos before
talk to me when you get an inferno cape with 150 ping on a pure 🥱
Fr ? That crazy
bro is literally 
Kangaroo meat?
heres my green card
ye
oh noo i might offend someone
For some reason I agree with you
ive had a kangaroo hotdog once
talk to me when ur 6'
How does Kangaroo meat taste
never
im bisexual nerd
Lmao
i got 6 inches
Arent u also gay ?
i got 6 inches /2
They aren't that far apart
we comparing size lengths now wtf
it tastes like kangaroos
Really that crazy
im joking it tastes like beef or lamb
behave chat
....
Lol
Ah
bisexual is great cause you can get males and females
agreed
Weren't you going to sleep
and yet ur still single
major skill issue
It's sad both men and women reject your ass
Bro is bi himself
i dont feel like trying for a relationship at 16
i already have enough going on in my life i dont need to worry about a relationship
bro playing on both teams and still losing 😭
Mf doesn't know how to derive the quadratic formula and wants a relationship
Oh nah yall just bullying him 🤣🤣
You're next
what exactly is going on in your life? you always sit on discord and yet still get no hoes
chess.com couldn't care less about all the people talking to themselves in forums so you should be fine
Meh idc u just on my meat that different
Thats a comeback?
fr
this isn't either
average chess.com discord experience
u can't insult me about me getting no game when you have more time and get none youurself
Ight bro don't bully furry last time I did it as a joke and got ban :/
I got exams going on in my life
Yea it's not meant to be one
Most bullshit ban in my life
Lol real
I know i was just stating a fact
"exams" what else tucking ur dying grandma asleep
False, i am his gf
omg hes a zoodo!
Game is game
My grandma already died mf
Ur blood line a skill issue buddy
Wats that
its illegal
people who like like animals
Only if u get caught
:/
wdym
why can't we like animals
put on a furry pfp and you'll never be timed out again
How the guns violence in Texas
its immoral and illegal
Isn’t Texas California but worse?
Dunno man doesn't seem funny to me
So i have to stop liking cats? :(
Ye
how big's your shooting range
dont be attracted to animals thats it 🙏
whatt
i never said I'm attracted to them
i just like them
(눈‸눈)
that's what i meant when i said like like
god i hate explaining zoodophiles
it is wrong
bro really thought liking animals was illegal lmao
Im in high school 15 :)
depends how big their school is
everyone is 9 until proven otherwise
ok pause bro
Wanna do some calculus?
bros spidey sense is tingling
boop
Not into math I prefer fitness
is unity rich enough for private schools
But sure
FITNESS 💀💀💀💀
how much can you deadlift then?
THATS A SUBJECT?
p.e
Im 125lbs but I can do 245
Bro joggs and calls it a subject
meowwwsw
Bro moves fancy numbers and shit and calls it a subject 🥱🥱
damn, close to mine. I can deadlift 242.5lbs
How tf do u get 242.5
My chess earnings last year were 5k
I convert kg to lb to get that number
There a weight in decimal point??
Oh oh alr
What
Hi
tsu
About to beat that soon
Don't worry about it
Hi stormy :)
@shy pike!!! :3
you need to take math again
Mf you shouldnt even be taking 😭
:3
👨🏾🦼
How old r u
why
69
No I mean like when u do lifting there no such thing is like a plate that in decimal point at my place
am 65
6-5?
i hav 2.5 lbs one
Lunch
lichess
sixty five
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meow
who even cares about being smart anymore
ik smart people getting replaced anyway
what
This always scares me for a sec
Ait chat is filling up with 9 year olds gotta dip
Bruh
Bro I thought it was something else lol
it's just a cat
im not religious but i think christians are stinky
Bro just want to be hated more by them
clik!!
Aye keep your thought to yourself alr :)( im not Christian)
you can literally say god isn't real and christians get mad cause you dont use a multi-millenial year old book for proof
Keep your thought to urself don't disrespect ppl belief
agree but also no religious talk >:(
Wat does it say
I got 2 hat trick in a soccer game today
wats that again
Nvm
:( i wanna hear
i want to start a pizzarea and kill 1 child on the side of the street then lure 4 more into the back room of said pizzarea and kill them then stuff them inside of the suits that are in said pizzarea
Yea ik i also hate it

Woah original idea
True 
i gotta ss that
hi kitten
A hat-trick or hat trick is the achievement of a generally positive feat three times in a match, or another achievement based on the number three.
self hate is bad unity
Hahahaha
What
good one lmao
🐈
Let just say I was cooking and frying the other team
I have a question for you chat
awesome
Rate this checkmate out of 10
Hola hry
?? / !!
6
9.9 because the nice doesn’t participate
im good, u?
9/10
Knight*
oh great same just woke up
nice
Having a cup of tea
8.5, its pretty cool
two bees aint doin shit
Yes it doesssss
Ez 10/10
sorry maybe make your app stop shoving it's subscription in my face
9/15

If someone get a 3 knight mate bro lol
ok maybe 9
They chilling

I got a crazy mate once…
It was spectacular to find it during the game…
😈
Show me
Not leaking it tho it was too beautiful
Damn ;-;
YOU CAPPING
Nah
(╥﹏╥)
But with a subscription you help support Duo financially! 
ill pirate it
It has a multi billion net worth
you can't pirate duolingo

thats what the feds say
Duo demands MORE
but that doesn't stop me
fck duo
oki tell me when you achieve it (im not a fed frfr)

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1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 d6 5. Nc3 e5 6. Ndb5 a6 7. Na3 f5 8. Nc4 f4 9. g3 g5 10. Qh5+ Kd7 11. Nd5 Nd4 12. Bh3+ Kc6 13. Qe8+ Qxe8 14. Na5+ Kb5 15. a4+ Kc5 16. b4#
Oh goodness
Your opponent kamikaze’d their king
om nom
6.9/10
nah my mate superior
Cappp
your biggest L so far Joe
I hate school
I hate you too
Thx
ok
:o ok is a cat
hello everyone! 😄
:3
Haii
morning!
@plain arrow why you started playing chess like 7 days ago and you are already 1800
otb player discovers chess.com ?
not how that works
bast alt confirmed
Maybe he played on lc
hmm so we got a stockfisher ?
He's joel.
Everyone say Hi to joel
Joel is about to be fried
Why is everyone asking me this?
that is correct
its a reasonable thing to be curious about
Hi bots
yo
teach me ur ways man if they're legal that is
Hi
kai cenat real
level 3 mega gyatt rizz
exactly
whattt ???????????
im sad
Me too
but im sadder
idc
so uncool. im still sad
Yo anyone know what I should practice to get better at chess?
i dont care too
whats ur rating
Bad
oh 500
:33
Nh
well 1000 is ez if u just do puzzles
My rating is 300
:o
how old r u
For rapid I suck
this is cute. but send me the other cat video
tactics + puzzles + basic opening theory
tf was the 1300 peak
how old r u
13
awhell nah
I mean... I've got a chess coach before so my skill must've carried over, idk
realistically u could get to 1000
14 next months
Ok
if u practice tactics and basic opening theory
Ok ty
I clicked a thing and it disappeared
uncircumcised people should all die

magic!
megik
Huh? someone pinged me at it disappeared

i said SEND THE CAT VIDEO

what happened
Bros mad he got snipped
they sent it and deleted it
youre tricking me again
but it was sent
ugh very lame choky
i hate sleeping on planes
who hurt you
I hate sleeping
The doctor did :3
why are you defensive? hmmmm
Play chess
its a night flight
HAHAHAHA
Rel
i need sleep i have school in a few days
Then sleep
im both at once so neither and either and both apply to me so i cant take a stance
its difficult
whatever.. send the cat video or I tell everyone that I'm a catfish and youre a catfish, too
its harder for me to sleep than play chess so real
watch a quantum physics lecture it shoul help
i dont have reception 10,000m in the air above the pacific
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