💬〡general-off-topic

[drowsy latch]

dayuh

[wheat sparrow]

gang gang gang

[random drum]

for accepting my req on cc lol

are u a coach?

[dusky panther]

i had assumed it was because of that

[dusky panther]

yes

[random drum]

Yeah I read ur bio on cc

seems good.

[dusky panther]

1910, atharv

[random drum]

U are 1 year older than me and double of my rating

💀

[austere magnet]

Ah you’re legit

Nice

[sacred shale]

I still face problem is improving my rating. My rating is dropped from 2050 to 1900 because of study

[dusky panther]

not double

[raven dock]

look at my loss streak

[random drum]

almost double

[dusky panther]

but honestly, the rating climbs from 1200-1400, 1600-1800 and 1900-2000 were relatively easy

[austere magnet]

Me still trying to get to 1200:

[peak plank]

2000 - 2100 hard for me

[raven dock]

and here I am stuck at high 1100s

[sacred shale]

What is that

[random drum]

In a tournament I had 5/5 but I still call 4.5/6 my best tournament as I defeated many higher rated opps

[peak plank]

got to 2100 then headed towards 1900 again

[dusky panther]

yes 2000-2100 is very hard

[sacred shale]

I am stuck at 2000 rating barrier for 2 years

[random drum]

3/3 with white and 1.5/3 with black

[sacred shale]

Anyone play variants here

[raven dock]

got to 1300 and now at 1088ish 🥲

[sacred shale]

For of war, XXL etc

[random drum]

I have heard many people saying this

[dusky panther]

I played in 23 tournaments in total last year, I won 19 U18 tournaments placed in 3 open and we dont talk about the last one

[sacred shale]

@dusky panther what is your rating

[raven dock]

you are under 18?

[dusky panther]

cc or otb?

[random drum]

19 out of 23. damm!!

[dusky panther]

I'm 15

[sacred shale]

Any rating

[random drum]

he's 15

[raven dock]

theres no way

[dusky panther]

Chess.com 2200

[raven dock]

when did you start playing chess? @dusky panther

[sacred shale]

I can defeat you

[raven dock]

wHAT

[random drum]

nov 2021

[dusky panther]

yup

[random drum]

yes

[dusky panther]

learned the rules at 4

[random drum]

I read ur bio kek

[raven dock]

that was your very first game?

[grim edge]

[raven dock]

oh yeah thats what I was asking

[grim edge]

Asalamalikyum

[dusky panther]

but didnt actually play like on cc until 2021

[random drum]

.

[raven dock]

walaikum salam

[dusky panther]

i played on lichess a little bit before

[raven dock]

but you did start very early on OTB?

[dusky panther]

aw hell nah

[sacred shale]

What is your lichess rating? Did lichess have their discord server

[dusky panther]

first otb tournament was 2022

[grim edge]

Hru brother ?

[raven dock]

great, wby

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

Alhamdulillah I am also great

[dusky panther]

i dont play there anymore, i closed my account, i wasn't good in 2021, (1100-1400) chess.com

[grim edge]

Sure

[somber bear]

Send the challenge bro

[raven dock]

at what age did you actually start playing chess

[dusky panther]

how do u define playing

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/2fjmU

[dusky panther]

I learned the rules at 4 years old with my dad

[grim edge]

Unranked

[raven dock]

like you had your interest developed, and you were playing every day

[grim edge]

Join brother

[somber bear]

Yup@grim edge

[dusky panther]

then I didn't play until 8-9 where i played on and off but I HATED CHESS SO MUCH and i was terrible, i was like 700-800 or smth

then i didnt play until y7 so 2021

played on chess.com where i peaked at 1300

then the next year i gained like so much elo

[raven dock]

in 3 years you reached to this height. thats great

[dusky panther]

on chess.com/member/BirbOnExpo

[raven dock]

why did you close this account?

[dusky panther]

I got so pissed because I was at 1999 and i played a 1500 and was about to win up a queen but i flagged and it was a draw insufficient material and i tilted 170 elo

worst tilt session ever

[raven dock]

lost 170 in 1 game

[dusky panther]

no

170 in like 30 games

it was so bad

[raven dock]

oh okay..

[upbeat viper]

170 ain't that much

[dusky panther]

rapid

[upbeat viper]

250 be worse

[raven dock]

true true

[dusky panther]

rapid though

[stuck kestrel]

that happened to me and i quit chess

i havent played since

[raven dock]

!profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Hamza Asif (hamza-asif)

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Name: Hamza Asif (hamza-asif)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1087 (1281 peak)
Blitz: 738 (745 peak)
Bullet: 965 (1009 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> fenec71

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2176 (2214 peak)
Blitz: 1923 (1976 peak)
Bullet: 1825 (1900 peak)

[stuck kestrel]

i do not regret my decision

[raven dock]

@dusky panther 200

[dusky panther]

best pfp award goes to me

[stuck kestrel]

no me

[dusky panther]

wdym

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> SANGAM KUMAR SINGH (luciferjam)

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Name: SANGAM KUMAR SINGH (luciferjam)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1301 (1326 peak)
Blitz: 1502 (1519 peak)
Bullet: 1600 (peak)

[dusky panther]

chesscom pfp

[raven dock]

I lost 200 points

[dusky panther]

oh...

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> eyepatch5

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1660 (1805 peak)
Blitz: 1193 (1196 peak)
Bullet: 632 (peak)

[raven dock]

yeah it sucks,

[stuck kestrel]

my is best pfp

[dusky panther]

I have gone from 1430 to like 1120 but we dont talk about that

[stuck kestrel]

cat with big mouth

[raven dock]

I came back to chess after like more than a month and went on a loss streak

[dusky panther]

it was ages ago

[stuck kestrel]

im so pro at bullet

[dusky panther]

Why is my username on my discord profile still frenchdefense

i dont play it anymore

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[dusky panther]

it was too cringe

[raven dock]

play me then

[stuck kestrel]

you can change it

[stuck kestrel]

no

[raven dock]

yes don't be scared

[copper totem]

Guys any recommendations for white openings to learn?

[stuck kestrel]

No

[stuck kestrel]

queens gambit

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play bullet

[copper totem]

( I’m just below 900 elo in blitz)

[copper totem]

Already know it

[dusky panther]

catalan better if they dont take on c4 then its annoyign

[stuck kestrel]

thats enough

[dusky panther]

which is why i play everything

[stuck kestrel]

shut up. queens gambit is the best opening

[copper totem]

Unless I try to learn it even deeper

[stuck kestrel]

u dont need anything else blud

[copper totem]

Ok

[fluid isle]

What's your FIDE ratings?

[copper totem]

What about for black?

[stuck kestrel]

u can get 2k with it cuz its goated

[stuck kestrel]

kings indian defence

[fresh breach]

how do ui get trusted role

[copper totem]

Is Sicilian too advanced for like 850?

[stuck kestrel]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@fresh breach With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[stuck kestrel]

just learn kid man

[copper totem]

Okay thanks for help

[stuck kestrel]

🐢

[dusky panther]

like i play the reti, queens gambit, ruy lopez, italian, sicilian, botvinnik english (both colours), e5,

[fresh breach]

I run a chess discord for my college

[raven dock]

he asked you how to get it, not why to get it lol

[fresh breach]

i joined to steal a few emogjis

[maiden siren]

My blitz 2.2k

[copper totem]

I like the Scandinavian for black

[stuck kestrel]

read the entire thing u fat illiterate village farmer

[fresh breach]

from another chess lover to another

[dusky panther]

has anyone been involved with https://www.chess.com/member/squid

[raven dock]

I like that language. pretty mature guy you are

[stuck kestrel]

yes, and u arent

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[solid sentinel]

top #1 puzzle battle player

[raven dock]

whose this guy

[dusky panther]

i know him otb

[raven dock]

sure

[dusky panther]

hes annoying\

[stuck kestrel]

why did ur reddit acc get suspended

[fresh breach]

[stuck kestrel]

no shit, hes a chess player

[raven dock]

how is he 4k in puzzles by just solving 710 puzzles

[stuck kestrel]

just?

bruh

[dusky panther]

cos he cheats

[raven dock]

no way

[solid sentinel]

when a single person goes alone against a huge company like chess.com they will shadow ban them, I'm back with u/fullfischer and someone made a post on that too

[stuck kestrel]

how do u know

[raven dock]

you need to keep quiet

[dusky panther]

i literally know him otb

[stuck kestrel]

so how are u not banned from here

[raven dock]

there's no way they started suppressing

[dusky panther]

he does not play like a 2300

[solid sentinel]

idk

[dusky panther]

he plays like a 2000

[stuck kestrel]

i know, how do u know, did he tell u or what

[raven dock]

there are poeple who cheat in puzzles?

[dusky panther]

yes he told me

[dusky panther]

yes...

[stuck kestrel]

[tardy plank]

does someone have time to help and practice with an noob ( me )
--> my goal is to play in german championship next year
i would appreciate help

[raven dock]

what kind of benefit do they get from it

[fluid isle]

Do you have FIDE ratings?

[stuck kestrel]

U be quiet brokie

[dusky panther]

technically not, theyre provisional

[dusky panther]

bragging rights "I hAvE a PuZzlE RaTiNG Of 7239"

[peak wave]

Hey guys, does anyone know where i can search live chess games by elo? I want to watch chess games slightly above my elo (900-1200) but i can only find high elo games.

[fluid isle]

Ok, so what's provisional rating u got?

[dusky panther]

blitz 1800 i think

[raven dock]

thats what makes them happy

[novel moat]

Blitz

[leaden mirage]

anyone 10+0

[raven dock]

sure

[dusky panther]

i have chess earnings

[leaden mirage]

id

[novel moat]

How much

[dusky panther]

[fluid isle]

Oh, so u haven't played classical FIDE tournament yet?

[languid wyvern]

i cant post memes

[dusky panther]

$400 rn

[raven dock]

Hamza-Asif

[novel moat]

[dusky panther]

no

[languid wyvern]

using the discord emotes to play chess in discord rn

[novel moat]

Where are you from?

[grim edge]

ok

[dusky panther]

australia

[severe oxide]

Lmao i hate squid

[languid wyvern]

ty for whoever made it

[lone zenith]

a

[severe oxide]

im pullin up to sydney and fighting squiddy

[novel moat]

I'm guessing the competition isn't that tough there?

[dusky panther]

give me a message to give to him

[pure magnet]

Anyone

[fluid isle]

Hey, u have FIDE ratings?

[dusky panther]

when i see him next

[stuck kestrel]

blud is playing chess against kangaroos

[severe oxide]

"incho coming for ur ass"

[pure magnet]

Wanna play

[dusky panther]

blud they're open tournaments and im 15

[stuck kestrel]

skill issue

[severe oxide]

its very tough, since not many fide tournaments all the sweats go to them ect

[barren musk]

got pinged smh

[novel moat]

It being an open tournament and age has nothing to do with it

[dusky panther]

• no of course the competiiton is good, i came 3rd in a tournament with four titled players

[pure magnet]

Anyone wanna play

[stuck kestrel]

disable pings

[dusky panther]

1 IM, 2 FMs and 1CM

[barren musk]

is this possible?

[stuck kestrel]

yes. /announcements

[fluid isle]

I am thinking to play a FIDE classical tournament in April, it's my first time so I don't know how to prepare for it.

[novel moat]

Yeah but how are you winning any money then

[dusky panther]

3rd is $100 for blitz

[barren musk]

ah i see

[dusky panther]

second is $150

[novel moat]

I see

[grim edge]

Do you bet on chess?

[dusky panther]

and first is $200

[severe oxide]

no

[pure magnet]

@grim edge wanna play

[grim edge]

Oh I see

[pure magnet]

Why

[dusky panther]

and im going to another blitz thing tmrw

[severe oxide]

do u know 1cbb

[dusky panther]

yes

[severe oxide]

tell him hes a nerd

[stuck kestrel]

wayward queen

[dusky panther]

blud was playing in the u15 instead of the u18 cos he wanted free wins

[buoyant veldt]

congratulations

[dusky panther]

he lost one and drew one

[severe oxide]

Smart move ngl

[stuck kestrel]

u15 is also u18

[dusky panther]

im playing in the oceania zonal u/20

[stuck kestrel]

[barren musk]

e

[dusky panther]

diff division

[viscid jacinth]

No

[stuck kestrel]

No

[dusky panther]

yes

[solemn lodge]

No

[dusky panther]

im pretty sure i know how tournaments operate in my state

[severe oxide]

U15 can play in U18 but U18 cant play U15

[dusky panther]

yes exactly

[stuck kestrel]

i know that

thats what i said

[dusky panther]

no its what you knew

[proven drift]

Shut up il cook ya

[grim edge]

no wifi bro

[stuck kestrel]

i knew it and i said it

[proven drift]

Duck tastes good I ate one today

[dusky panther]

u didnt

[grim edge]

i want wifi

[stuck kestrel]

Dog tastes good too

[dusky panther]

so do eyes

[stuck kestrel]

i implied it

[dusky panther]

in no way

[proven drift]

I ain't a dog now

[stuck kestrel]

in yes way

[proven drift]

I evolved

[dusky panther]

i will boil your fingernails

[stuck kestrel]

ur a bitch now

[stuck kestrel]

i dont have fingernails

[proven drift]

Says u

[stuck kestrel]

bitch = female dog

[dire cargo]

Damn

[dusky panther]

Then I will braise your eyes

[dire cargo]

He assumed ur gender... jk guys jk

[stuck kestrel]

i dont have them

[proven drift]

how did I change gender overnight

[stuck kestrel]

thats why i wear eyepatch

[proven drift]

Unexceptable

[stuck kestrel]

cut it

[dusky panther]

then i will cook your eyepatch

[solemn lodge]

I can smell someone getting banned

[proven drift]

....

[dire cargo]

His snap is more effective than iron man's... didn't take time nor time travelling

[dusky panther]

i can smell boiled fingernails

[stuck kestrel]

i will cook ur mum

[dire cargo]

Woah 💀

[dusky panther]

[proven drift]

Too bad he is a orphan

[solemn lodge]

forbidden cheese smell

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/door-hide-close-bye-cat-gif-22820275

[stuck kestrel]

i can change that

[proven drift]

Pls don't I like it that way

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-side-eye-cat-side-eye-orange-cat-staring-gif-4749659952322810298

[dire cargo]

Y u looking down there 💀

[proven drift]

Guys I'm going to shower

First time in history

[copper totem]

Can you use kid for both white and black?

[stuck kestrel]

analysing

[stuck kestrel]

for white its kia

[stuck kestrel]

what is this

[dusky panther]

latin memes

[stuck kestrel]

who tf is caecilius

[dusky panther]

non rogavit

[stuck kestrel]

og meme icon

[swift panther]

He looks like a genetic mutation

[stuck kestrel]

i dont know, looks like a human to me

[frigid parcel]

what kind of gdamn puzzles is chess com giving me at 1800

[stuck kestrel]

No.

[raven dock]

@leaden mirage how bad did I play lol

[stuck kestrel]

بلکل بھی نہیں

[dusky panther]

malus puer!

[dusky panther]

latruncularius bonus est

[stuck kestrel]

fatass

[dusky panther]

this is so relatable

nunc tristis sum

[grim edge]

[dusky panther]

its what if caecilius was not in the garden

nunc tristis sum quod caecilius non est in horto

si caecilius in horto erat, i laetus fuisset

si caecilius in horto erat, laetus fuissem* ending problem

[crystal silo]

latin?

[dusky panther]

yes

[crystal silo]

ah

[novel moat]

[shrewd vessel]

that moment when u can't learn cuz u don't have a brain

[grim edge]

My brothers and I went to a Chinese restaurant last night and we had goose meat. I remembered @stuck kestrel

[stuck kestrel]

I have goose meat everyday

geese are my enemies

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-credit-score-score-china-gif-23125701

[uneven obsidian]

[lyric galleon]

why is the computer saying me 350

[dusky panther]

cos it was proably a bad game

[uneven obsidian]

who knows

[lyric galleon]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/99678772317

[worn ice]

onnyass (1154) vs. WorstF1sh (1178)

Move List

1. d4 f6 2. Nf3 g5 3. e3 Nc6 4. Bb5 Nb8 5. O-O Nc6 6. Nbd2 Nb8 7. c4 Nc6 8. Bxc6 Nh6 9. Bxd7+ Kf7 10. a3 Ng4 11. Bxg4 h5 12. Bxc8 h4 13. Ne4 h3 14. gxh3 Kg6 15. Ng3 Qxc8 16. Qd3+ Kf7 17. d5 Qxh3 18. d6 g4 19. Qd5+ Kg7 20. Nf5+ Kg6 21. Nxe7+ Bxe7 22. Ne1 Qxh2# 

[lyric galleon]

i was trying to troll but he wasnt buying it

i played 10 games witrh f3 g4/ f6 g5 and nobody knew fools mate

[uneven obsidian]

Lol

[lyric galleon]

look further into the game

yes

1100s cant win up a queen nor can they win up 2 pieces

cuz that is what makes them 1100

[pastel phoenix]

Coz bad game

[pastel phoenix]

True

[lyric galleon]

i swear, thats not a friend its a rated game against a random

[solemn ivy]

do you guys agree

[pliant charm]

totally

[copper totem]

Ok

[uneven obsidian]

yeah the piece of bacon in 57:42 is awesome

[solemn ivy]

ikr

[woeful stag]

Tata steal

[vague burrow]

why i am scared of 2200

[pastel phoenix]

I mean it’s better than a 1700 blundering checkmate in the opening

Lol

Btw who wants to see the worst blunder my opponent did?

[sand zephyr]

Hello

[vague burrow]

fax

[sand zephyr]

What's your elo guys?

[honest drift]

559

[pastel phoenix]

What’s yours?

Lol they are 1500+

[sand zephyr]

1300 blitz
1200 rapid

[uneven obsidian]

what happened to f7 pawn

[pastel phoenix]

It was a weird game

[uneven obsidian]

1030

[pastel phoenix]

Nah

Let’s battle to see

[sand zephyr]

Not so good man I need to go more

[vague burrow]

how my bro was 2100

[uneven obsidian]

he was -2100 elo

[pastel phoenix]

I meant @sand zephyr

[vague burrow]

depends on my mood

[pastel phoenix]

https://play.chess.com/Hx5GF

[sand zephyr]

It happens sometimes... but never troll him. He is having a bad day

[vague burrow]

💀

[sand zephyr]

Yeah sure let's see

[frigid parcel]

chess com gave me a 3800 puzzle at 1800 rating

[woeful stag]

Unrated?

[woeful stag]

That's why u hv 3 exclamation marks

[sand zephyr]

Bruh

[uneven obsidian]

imagine being 300 elo

[woeful stag]

Lol

[frigid parcel]

they gave me a 2600 puzzle when i was at 1300 yesterday too

im getting trolled

[vague burrow]

W lol

[woeful stag]

When every move u make is a blunder

[uneven obsidian]

bruh at least it was a piece and not a pawn right?

[vague burrow]

it was a bishop

[woeful stag]

M1

[dire cargo]

Is traxy still in this server?

[vague burrow]

😎

[dire cargo]

It's been a long time since I talked to him

[nova vault]

https://tenor.com/view/black-knight-draw-monty-python-gif-8453752444373485023

[uneven obsidian]

bruh he could have played Qd5 instead of that albert einstein move

[vague burrow]

u are 1100 and u got it

that dude was 2100

[uneven obsidian]

oh he was already dead lol

[vague burrow]

xD

[frozen sluice]

Why are there actually people who think chess players burn thousands of calories from thinking

[lapis stratus]

If you don't play 1 d4

I gotta be honest

[solid sentinel]

its true

[frozen sluice]

No it isnt

[lapis stratus]

You are

[vague burrow]

this game will take me to 2200

[stable mirage]

provisional

[frozen sluice]

A very quick google makes it seem so but if u actually research it's not at all

[uneven obsidian]

i got stuck at 700 im so dumb

[severe oxide]

top level GMs do

the average player does not

[solid sentinel]

ye

[frozen sluice]

Do you honestly think that chess gms eat 5000 calories a day lmfao

[severe oxide]

maybe not 1000s

[frozen sluice]

No they do not

[severe oxide]

but they burn hella calories

[frozen sluice]

No they dont

[severe oxide]

"Robert Sapolsky, who studies stress in primates at Stanford University, says a chess player can burn up to 6,000 calories a day while playing in a tournament, three times what an average person consumes in a day."

[buoyant veldt]

how to play against stockfish?

[severe oxide]

Stupid ahh

[uneven obsidian]

what openings you guys use

[severe oxide]

italian, sicilian

alapin

[frigid parcel]

scholars mate opening

[severe oxide]

mainline caro

[uneven obsidian]

why nobody uses french

[frozen sluice]

If this was true chess players would alll be anorexic as hell or eating as much as professional strongmen, try thinking before talking

[severe oxide]

coz it sucks

[uneven obsidian]

imagine playing napoleon attack

[uneven obsidian]

🥺

[wispy plover]

Because it’s like saying “im a bitch and have no friends”

[vague burrow]

why bro blundered over a rook

[frozen sluice]

Thinking takes so little metabolic energy

It's not possible at all

[severe oxide]

blitz is not a classical game, classical games can go for 5 hours of constant thinking and brain usage. the average player will not burn any. But a high level GM will in long games

[vague burrow]

[severe oxide]

Ur an actual idiot if u say otherwise

[uneven obsidian]

Actually playing chess already says that😔

[frozen sluice]

Ur literally always having a lot of brain usage when ur doing anything

Ever heard of the thinking extra hard diet? Didn't think so

[severe oxide]

Ur not a very smart person

[grim edge]

bombastic side eye

[frozen sluice]

Lmao

[uneven obsidian]

yes

[frozen sluice]

Do you know how much food 6000 calories is

[severe oxide]

notice how it says "can" it will not always be 6000, if they play a gazillion classical games in 1 day they might. but otherwise it will be lower

[frozen sluice]

Magnus Carlson would have to eat like a 300 pound professional strongman

[wispy dome]

That is a lot of calories. Brain function uses a lot of calories, but it doesn't triple your calorie needs lol

[uneven obsidian]

Its two times the calories i should eat in a day

[frozen sluice]

Dude gms are ALWAYS studying and playing

[severe oxide]

Bro blitz and online chess is NOT a real tournament

[frozen sluice]

No it is not

[pastel phoenix]

Guys who wanna vs me?

[severe oxide]

when they are playing in otb tournament thats when calorie burn happens

[frozen sluice]

How much food do you think chess players eat jesus

[severe oxide]

Holy shit ur so dumb and miss every point i make

[frozen sluice]

They would all be anorexic

[severe oxide]

im not talking to you anymore

[pastel phoenix]

What’s your rating?

[severe oxide]

ur actually an idiot

[frozen sluice]

Do you know what a calorie is

[severe oxide]

u are a legitimate idiot

[frozen sluice]

7000 calories burned is approximately a pound of fat burned

From thinking all day u can burn nearly a pound of fat?

[uneven obsidian]

you guys play tournaments or prefer playing online

[frozen sluice]

Chess isn't the only way to think

[pastel phoenix]

Oh, you should try learning the scholar’s mate for now

YouTube

[severe oxide]

A grandmaster like Mikhail Antipov could burn nearly 600 calories over a 2-hour game in 2018. This burn was equivalent to a 5-mile run. 2h = around 600, therefore 24h=7200

[uneven obsidian]

Always lose regionals 😔

[frozen sluice]

Uh huh

[severe oxide]

dont talk to me ever again lil bro

[slate owl]

send help

[uneven obsidian]

i dont play fide tournaments im still going to school

[frozen sluice]

U would burn like 300 calories just for existing for 2 hours buddy

U literally do

[severe oxide]

ur point?

[frozen sluice]

Is there not one?

[severe oxide]

So ur argument is meaningless and u are wrong

[frozen sluice]

Paired with the stress and elevated heart rate?

I'm not wrong though

[grim edge]

Imagine arguing on discord all day every day

[uneven obsidian]

im the number 1 of my province

[severe oxide]

u said chess players dont burn calorie while playing chess. Well guess what bud, they do

[uneven obsidian]

but sometimes i get dumb and i lose

[frozen sluice]

They don't burn a crazy amount in the slightest

[uneven obsidian]

imagine losing against french😔

[frozen sluice]

That's my point

[severe niche]

They do especially in classical games

[severe oxide]

How Elite Chess Players Burn More Than 6,000 Calories
ESPN spoke with Robert Sapolsky, a Stanford University researcher who studies primates. Sapolsky explained that some chess players respond to the game like any elite athlete, burning upwards of 6,000 calories a day during tournaments, due to tripled breathing rates, elevated blood pressure, and muscle contractions

[severe oxide]

ur point was they do not.

[severe niche]

Nice

Good night everyone

Sweet dreams

[frozen sluice]

That's not from thinking that's from cortisol dumbass

It's not a wow their brain is moving so fast

[severe oxide]

cap

[uneven obsidian]

dont worry im a french player

🤓

[grim edge]

Honestly, I'm just grateful that I didn't discover Discord when I was 16 or younger. My life would have been stagnant for sure

[wispy dome]

There's a few sharp lines in the French. The Winawer can be very tricky for white.

[uneven obsidian]

i hate winawer so much

[frozen sluice]

Plus upwards of 6000 calories a day let's say for a 3 day tournament, boom you've lost 2 pounds of fat

[novel moat]

quit yapping

[frozen sluice]

Or you eat upwards of 6000 calories a day while ur spending half your day at the chess tournament

[wispy dome]

It's tricky for white, but you really should just play the advanced variation and cut off black entirely. Don't even give them the option

[frozen sluice]

So basically they go home and chug olive oil

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[uneven obsidian]

imagine playing french defens winawer variation delayed exchange variation

im in the local club

lol

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[rich crystal]

idk shjt in the french

[uneven obsidian]

french is life

[dire cargo]

@rough dome YO traxy u changed ur name

[rich crystal]

idk I play d4 with white and the Caro or Sveshnikov sicilian with black idk anything much bout french

[uneven obsidian]

i play dutch

🥶

[glad canyon]

elo ?

[rich crystal]

have seen some games of topplayers playing french but didnt like the evolving structures much tbh

[uneven obsidian]

1030 i dont play chess.com too often

[vague burrow]

imagine still being here after we thrown u a forgettin party

[uneven obsidian]

d4 d5 Nc3 is a good line

[tall goblet]

hi @all

[uneven obsidian]

yes

[tall goblet]

anyone wanna match? at chess

[peak flame]

who wanna 1v1 me chess

[grim edge]

I said next month grrrrr

[uneven obsidian]

thats after e4 and e6 move

e4 and e6 doesnt count cuz thats the main line

[vague burrow]

Next month? I will probably forget my own name by then😭

[severe oxide]

french is shite play sicilian

[uneven obsidian]

fact

[peak flame]

pawn is the best piece in chess

[lapis stratus]

If you don't open 1 c3 you are a coward and your bloodline will be forgotten

[uneven obsidian]

the main line is the advance variation but is very risky for white

[novel moat]

how is advance risky for white

[vague burrow]

my bloodline is ready for a disappearing act

[stable mirage]

“cuz bLaCk aLwaYs KnoWs tHEorY”

[uneven obsidian]

you are playing what black pieces wants you to play, advance variation is a very pasive responce for white

[novel moat]

[novel moat]

what

[stable mirage]

average 600 opening take

[uneven obsidian]

that is perseus gambit

[grim edge]

I play french at 1900 and advanced is a very valid and challenging way to play

[humble oracle]

tarrasch>>

[uneven obsidian]

you are giving away e4 pawn

[uneven obsidian]

facts

guys what do you play against d4

[warm spindle]

nah

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/kisses-minions-despicable-me-love-gif-13790199

[uneven obsidian]

Oh thats the nc3 variation

lol

advance variation

[upbeat viper]

welcome back @umbral wind

[uneven obsidian]

what you guys play against d4

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper what do you think about this? Is this necessary? Is it important? Is it idealistic?

[glad canyon]

nimzo

[uneven obsidian]

yes

[upbeat viper]

what are you yapping about

[glad canyon]

ah

[grim edge]

We all live one life. One hour. One sun under the earth

[novel moat]

how old are you?

[uneven obsidian]

i play dutch and now im learning benoni

[grim edge]

17

[novel moat]

no need to lie

this is a safe space, no judging

[grim edge]

Nah im 17

[uneven obsidian]

everyone is older than me 😭

[glad canyon]

nah

@grim edge 1|1?

[grim edge]

@umbral wind https://open.spotify.com/track/4pNApnaUWAL2J4KO2eqokq?si=gUva6VTcRSGOgQAZ2i0ayg

[grim edge]

Working to buy a private plane and airport so I can go to England

[upbeat viper]

hi dAHLEE

[glad canyon]

bro what

[quick nymph]

i hate stallers

[glad canyon]

my sis has gone to study in uk

[uneven obsidian]

why

[quick nymph]

my opponent rn has some atrocious chess etiquette

[grim edge]

Something you wouldn't understand

[upbeat viper]

report em

[minor spoke]

Hi bots

[grim edge]

Tell her I will see her

[grim edge]

Same thats why i only use urinals 💯

[glad canyon]

she in video call with my mum rn

[quick nymph]

the wrong reply was wild

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

Oh nice.

[glad canyon]

she's in leeds

[humble oracle]

slav if i can

[glad canyon]

btw 1\1?

[quick nymph]

my opponent is either really mad or planning 60 moves into the future

[uneven obsidian]

nice

[quick nymph]

i just really don't think chesscom should allow you to think for 6 minutes in a 10/0

[boreal cosmos]

It does?!

[quick nymph]

yep

[grim rover]

i drew against a 2100

[quick nymph]

and my opponent is STALLING TO HELL

[grim edge]

In the first few moves or in the middle?

[uneven obsidian]

just wait

[quick nymph]

either way

that's a r word amount of time to think in a 10/0

[vague burrow]

is he roasting me 😭

[vague burrow]

see the text

[uneven obsidian]

your oponnent did it even better

[grim edge]

Idk, theres a small possibility that your opponent could be looking for the best move and is calculating for very long time

Unless its like a thing where he has 1 legal move

[uneven obsidian]

true

[stable mirage]

#2200-or-higher

[quick nymph]

position in question

[glad canyon]

@stable miragecanwe have a matvhc?

[stable mirage]

no

[grim edge]

Hes which color?

[quick nymph]

black

[uneven obsidian]

who plays

[glad canyon]

bro'''

[grim edge]

Nah then he def stalling

[quick nymph]

he hung his queen to a queen trade and he flagged after 7 minutes

[stable mirage]

ew no highlight moves

[quick nymph]

how tf i do that

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/yakagayak-gif-21896281

[quick nymph]

the display is wild

[still socket]

serious quesion, how do i get better at chess? it still seems like im not getting better

[uneven obsidian]

sometimes you'll get stuck, when that happens to me i just stop playing for a while, sometimes you just need to relax

[quick nymph]

play rapid. i recommend 10/0, but 15/10 is also very good for improvement (im too impatient to play it)

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dnce-gif-14762310134329663850

[zealous panther]

W gif

[still socket]

thanks, what should i be studying ontop of that?

[quick nymph]

rating?

oh sub 500

i would not recommend studying yet

[uneven obsidian]

chess basics

[shadow zinc]

If you would for some reason resign when your opponent has insufficient materials. Do you think it would be a draw or a loss?

[quick nymph]

i'm just gonna say Gotham has some pretty good chess tips for beginners

[cursive pawn]

Watch gothamchess chess steps series

[uneven obsidian]

loss

[quick nymph]

also @still socket

very important mistake that even 2000s make

do NOT treat your elo like it's a trophy to be hung on a wall

[analog shoal]

Is 1700 fide good if U achieve it in first year of playing chess

[quick nymph]

you're gonna lose elo, and that's fine

don't let fear of losing rating scare you away from playing chess

[upbeat viper]

yup

[cursive pawn]

That like 300 away from cm

[upbeat viper]

500*

CM 2200

FM 2300

IM 2400

GM 2500

[analog shoal]

Ty I achieved it yesterday

[austere magnet]

Very good

[quick nymph]

damn, thats like... 866 inches

[analog shoal]

I wish

[upbeat viper]

bri'ish syndrom

[austere magnet]

Try something new, like learning a new opening or playing d4 if you’re an e4 player

[cursive pawn]

Cm is not british

[zealous panther]

[cursive pawn]

Its all countries except 3 that have no iq

[upbeat viper]

no that's not a way

do puzzles

analyse your games

watch daniel naroditsky

[vague burrow]

u are 1700 fide ????

[cursive pawn]

Then burnout and play hyperbullet

[austere magnet]

So easy, just do puzzles and you’ll get güd

[stable mirage]

guys is 2700 fide good

[analog shoal]

Yeah. Since I was not rated. And I had performance of 1701 over 11 rounds

[austere magnet]

But yeah Naroditsky is the best chess YT for education

[vague burrow]

crazy

[austere magnet]

Bro is the Bob Ross of chess

[analog shoal]

Eric Rosen is also good

[zealous panther]

guys is Magnus carlsen good?

[vague burrow]

howu 1300 in chess.com 💀

[warm spindle]

this u

[analog shoal]

After first 6 rounds I had performance of 1889

[austere magnet]

I haven’t watched too much of his stuff but I like his voice

[vague burrow]

guys is 4200 fide good if i started playing yesterday

[cursive pawn]

Leave me alone arch

[vague burrow]

wow flex

[warm spindle]

your garb

[warm spindle]

whats wrong baby boy

[analog shoal]

But later on 4 hours of sleep kicked in. I barely drawed 1100 after

[cursive pawn]

I need haircut

[zealous panther]

How is performance calculated

[uneven obsidian]

guys is 7900 fide good? I just born today

[cursive pawn]

Go bald?🔥

[warm spindle]

ask ragnar for one

if u go bald i kick uyou from campus

[vague burrow]

oof

[analog shoal]

Based of Ur opponents elo

[cursive pawn]

Bet i go bald🔥

[zealous panther]

Does losing counts or no

[analog shoal]

Yes

[proven sapphire]

hello chat

[eternal ridge]

Can someone help me check if a game i played feels like the opponent cheated? Im fairly low ELO, we just started playing and it felt like our moves were evenly matched, then he stopped playing for 4mins and suddenly played some INCREDIBLE moves

[uneven obsidian]

send the game

[eternal ridge]

dunno what link to post to the game, the pgn or a url or whatever, but theres a clear moment where he just takes loads of momentum.

how do i send?

[zealous panther]

How did you get to play 2k folks being unrated w h a t

[buoyant veldt]

420-0 is better

[vague burrow]

damn

[uneven obsidian]

get the link from the game

[eternal ridge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/95995440418?tab=review&move=60

[worn ice]

LearningResignIfCheese (448) vs. Tsiriovana (434)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 e5 3. dxe5 Nc6 4. Nc3 g5 5. Bg3 Nxe5 6. Bxe5 f6 7. Bg3 Ne7 8. f4 gxf4 9. Bxf4 d4 10. Nb5 Nd5 11. Bg3 Bb4+ 12. c3 dxc3 13. bxc3 c6 14. cxb4 cxb5 15. Rb1 a5 16. bxa5 Qxa5+ 17. Qd2 Nc3 18. Qe3+ Ne4+ 19. Kd1 Qa4+ 20. Qb3 Qd4+ 21. Qd3 Nc3+ 22. Kd2 Nxb1+ 23. Kc2 Bf5 24. Kxb1 Bxd3+ 25. exd3 Qxd3+ 26. Bxd3 O-O-O 27. Bf5+ Rd7 28. Bxd7+ Kxd7 29. Nf3 Rc8 30. Rd1+ Ke7 31. Nd4 

[uneven obsidian]

let me see

[eternal ridge]

he's black, you can see in the momentum bar suddenly he just skyrockets. fortunately he got cocky and blundered his queen in a bad series of trades but it just came out of nowhere

the point he played the knight to stop the fork to lose his queen

[analog shoal]

Let me explain. On every tournament. They split the players on 2 Halfs. Since there was 40 they split us 20 20. Soo the 18th from the first group faces me the 18th from the 2nd group(38th overall)

[grim edge]

Hii

[rich crystal]

damn

[analog shoal]

Since I defeated him I got a chance to play 2000 2 times

[eternal ridge]

i have never met another Tani before

[zealous panther]

In my country 1200 can be top 100 so i dont think i can get a high performance rating estimate

[grim edge]

Same

[analog shoal]

Where are U from?

[eternal ridge]

Lord of the rings?

[zealous panther]

HongKong

[grim edge]

No

[analog shoal]

Oh well idk really how to help u

[severe oxide]

alice did nothing wrong

[zealous panther]

Top 100 was like 1240 last time i checked

[eternal ridge]

fair. Taniquetil was the name of the mountain, and i shortened it

[analog shoal]

Funfact there is extension for like free game review. But it doesn't show estimated elo

[uneven obsidian]

I dont know if he cheated cuz he started to play really well and then just gave up the queen

[analog shoal]

Who is the best

[zealous panther]

Some 2200

[eternal ridge]

that bit where he played well, he took like 5 mins, and ages between goes. then we just did quick trades and i just dont think he checked or looked

[grim edge]

My name was tanishk means diamond or jwellery so i shorted it

[analog shoal]

Well look to play on tournaments I travel. Sometimes for hours

[zealous panther]

I use game review mostly as a ego booster to keep me playing more chess so it is essential

[analog shoal]

Don't do that. Anylise all Ur games

Every single one

[eternal ridge]

felt really odd. you see the patch between the Knight move to defend the fork, and the blundering the queen, he burned maybe 6 mins, 4 mins for the first move.

Im glad it felt like he played well, i was shocked but really happy to win

[uneven obsidian]

maybe he cheated, the moves he made were weird

[zealous panther]

I do analysis them but still elo estimate and accuracy are both essential

[eternal ridge]

from like similar level to me, to just like WOW ive never seen that stuff.

[analog shoal]

There is accuracy

[zealous panther]

Wdym by this

[analog shoal]

I can't expect to only play people in Hong Kong

Travel to other parts of China

[zealous panther]

Traveling to play chess is wild when i dont know if i can even get 1200

[uneven obsidian]

also i noticed he moved like every 5 seconds, probably he cheated

[analog shoal]

Well I travelled for 130km to play on this tournament

[zealous panther]

w h a t

[analog shoal]

It was like a 2 hour drive

Why would that be bad

I was going with my friend

Who was also unrated

[dire cargo]

💀

[dire cargo]

130 km in just 2 hour? 💀

[zealous panther]

Crazy btw do you have to pay to enter the tournament or no

[eternal ridge]

didnt know it showed the time of the moves

[dire cargo]

Who hurt u bro 💀

[analog shoal]

A bit more but I circled it

[analog shoal]

Yes I do

[dire cargo]

No traffic or what? Bet the road was smooth asf

[warped lantern]

i just drew 2 winning games (ones that would get me my peak rating) on repition 2 times in a row sdijfoisdfh

[eternal ridge]

Very cool. Hello friend Tani

[dire cargo]

Us bro us

[zealous panther]

Is that a one time set up your Fide profile thing or a everytime thing i am in EU rn and im genuinely interested in playing my first tournament

[grim edge]

🤛🏼

[grim edge]

Buzz cut bbg

[eternal ridge]

Wah feels nice i won then! glad it does seem suspicious to you too!

[analog shoal]

It ain't that smooth but it is. But we traveled really early to get there. I had 4 hours of sleep

[analog shoal]

U always pay

Like I usually pay around 5 euro

[dire cargo]

Makes sense

[analog shoal]

But sometimes it's more. When I was on cup of republic of Srpska it was like 50 euro but we won a 2nd place

[proven sapphire]

hola

[dire cargo]

Hole?

[analog shoal]

U are playing ph 💀💀💀

[dire cargo]

Wtf

[proven sapphire]

umm

[dire cargo]

Ay yo 💀

[analog shoal]

It was a team tournament

[dire cargo]

Nah my b I accidentally pinged u

[proven drift]

Who are u talking to

[proven sapphire]

a man can multitask 🙏

[analog shoal]

K

[dire cargo]

I thought u were into ai not ai... uk

[dire cargo]

But the tournament was a local tournament or what?

Ay yo stop bruh

U sussy guy

[analog shoal]

We drove 300km it was a 3 day tournament

[dire cargo]

Seesh... dedicated huh

Damn

[analog shoal]

I had a chance to go for free and I did

[dire cargo]

Ah I see... u took the opportunity

We're u serious bout it or just felt like "meh might aswell"

[proven sapphire]

my b

WAIT I DROPPED OUT OF 2k IM 1999

[dire cargo]

Nah it's aiit... its just u might get muted for it uk

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ashan B (justashb)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ashan B (justashb)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1999 (2024 peak)
Blitz: 1546 (1652 peak)
Bullet: 1409 (1540 peak)

[proven sapphire]

2024 peak 🙏

[dire cargo]

Not that deep... WAIT WHAAA

[warped lantern]

2024

[analog shoal]

I had a chance to see the new city and skip school so I was like I need to go hahahaj

[proven sapphire]

fr (i will no longer win past that)

[dire cargo]

Damn

[dire cargo]

Worth it? Ig yea

[analog shoal]

Well we won a 2nd place soo yes it was. In march we go again there to play 2nd league of RS

[cursive pawn]

fr i do

[summer pendant]

ello fellow chess enjoyers! (am lying, i dont actually know much chess) am looking for some friends, my dms are open for yall to chat!

[cursive pawn]

Me soon af

[severe oxide]

myself

[loud mural]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/99684181225

[worn ice]

IDidChessCrimes (436) vs. fm006 (391)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d3 Bc5 3. f4 Qf6 4. Nh3 Qh4+ 5. g3 Qxh3 6. Bxh3 Nf6 7. e5 Ng4 8. Bxg4 Nc6 9. f5 exf5 10. Bxf5 Nxe5 11. Qe2 g6 12. Bf4 gxf5 13. Bxe5 d6 14. Bxh8+ Kf8 15. Bf6 b6 16. Qe7+ Kg8 17. Qxc7 Bb4+ 18. c3 Bb7 19. Qxb7 Rf8 20. O-O Bc5+ 21. Kg2 d5 22. Rxf5 d4 23. cxd4 Bxd4 24. Bxd4 Re8 25. Qxf7# 

[cursive pawn]

Go away finley

[loud mural]

This was a bulldozing absolute destruction 💀💀💀

[rich crystal]

NPCs talk like that

[wispy plover]

your entire family

2222222222222222222222222222

[summer pendant]

lmfaooo, not the first server to say that, probably wont be the last xD

[dire cargo]

Nice

I would love to play in tournaments

[cursive pawn]

Actually i dont think long hair looks bad

[dire cargo]

But nah my skills arnt that great yet... matter of fact I just play it for love of the game

[dire cargo]

That's u?

[wispy plover]

A banger

[cursive pawn]

no i wish

[dire cargo]

Aiit

[proven drift]

Aight

[tardy plank]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/99684690499
20 move checkmate 😵‍💫

[worn ice]

Revilio01 (1161) vs. majid1964 (1127)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 Bg4 4. Be2 Bxf3 5. Bxf3 exd4 6. Qxd4 f6 7. [Nc3] Nc6 8. Qd5 Qe7 9. O-O a6 10. Re1 O-O-O 11. Bg4+ Kb8 12. a4 Ne5 13. Be2 c6 14. Qb3 a5 15. Be3 Rc8 16. Qb6 Nd7 17. Qxa5 Qd8 18. Ba7+ Ka8 19. Bb6+ Kb8 20. Qa7# 

[grim edge]

Buzz cut for the win

[loud mural]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/99684181225 9 material in 8 moves

[worn ice]

IDidChessCrimes (436) vs. fm006 (391)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d3 Bc5 3. f4 Qf6 4. Nh3 Qh4+ 5. g3 Qxh3 6. Bxh3 Nf6 7. e5 Ng4 8. Bxg4 Nc6 9. f5 exf5 10. Bxf5 Nxe5 11. Qe2 g6 12. Bf4 gxf5 13. Bxe5 d6 14. Bxh8+ Kf8 15. Bf6 b6 16. Qe7+ Kg8 17. Qxc7 Bb4+ 18. c3 Bb7 19. Qxb7 Rf8 20. O-O Bc5+ 21. Kg2 d5 22. Rxf5 d4 23. cxd4 Bxd4 24. Bxd4 Re8 25. Qxf7# 

[cursive pawn]

My hair so messy rn

[vague burrow]

typical 400 elo game

[grim edge]

Induction buzz cut, Buzz cut with taper, and buzz cut with beard… @cursive pawn

[loud mural]

Fr take me to 700 elo matches I don't deserve to play 400s 💀🔥

[cursive pawn]

I actually just shaved my beard

[vague burrow]

just win

[cursive pawn]

Long hair goes good with it

[grim edge]

Whiskers you mean

[loud mural]

Makes sence

[cursive pawn]

😾

[plain arrow]

White to play, M4. Let's see how fast you guys can find it

[loud mural]

He's never gonna play chess again 🔥🔥🔥

[umbral wind]

Rh6 Ng6 Rxg6 Qf6 Rxf6 Ke7 Qxf7

[upbeat viper]

yo Finland

[umbral wind]

Yo what’s up bast

[upbeat viper]

doin fine

wbu

happy to be back ?

:')

[umbral wind]

Doing great I’ve came back to some good news

[umbral wind]

Yes thanks :)

[upbeat viper]

oh ?

[vague burrow]

White - Rh6 + , Rxg6+ , Rxf6+ , Qxd8#
black - Ng6 , Qf6 , Ke7 ,

[upbeat viper]

what kind

[umbral wind]

Unbanned from here😭

[upbeat viper]

kek

that's indeed some good news

be careful next time

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/sexy-black-man-thirst-trap-ice-cream-lick-hot-gif-14646541

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/gULvP2IapFB.gif

[cursive pawn]

My mustache is also whiskers or what?

[plain arrow]

yup. That was an easy one, right?

[lime lava]

Sup mod

[upbeat viper]

hi Mairos

[vague burrow]

he is 2700 rated

[grim edge]

Sir, you don't have to post your boyfriend. This is a chess server

[vague burrow]

💀

[grim edge]

are u high

[plain arrow]

AYO WTF

[grim edge]

My serotonin is high because Fin is back

Feeling cute might delete later

[vague burrow]

Nah, just on a humor high - its legal and contagious!!! Want a dose?

[grim edge]

https://imgur.com/RAvKpcW

@grim edge your punishment

[upbeat viper]

[vague burrow]

YOU SICK MF-

[grim edge]

I am not easily agitated. That gif pleases me

[vague burrow]

bast send me the channel id

of 2000 - 2199

[lime lava]

OwO >.<

[vague burrow]

My ears 😭

[grim edge]

Sound so goofy

that sound is HEAVEN to my ears.

Playing it the second time

FR

Beat in the middle is fire

DAHWIA GETS ME 🗣️ 🗣️

[lime lava]

Nooo
BRO

[grim edge]

Should have continued the beat and added some new notes or sum

[grim edge]

that triple boing

Yessss

😭 😭 👌 👌

[vague burrow]

Are you sure its not just my voice echoing through the celestial corridors?

[grim edge]

I'm definitely sure.

Edit that shit make it longer and add more beats or whatever.. Mix some Brazilian funk or sum

[grim edge]

you are a W woman.

I know but whatever

if u like football then

ur complete

https://tenor.com/view/fingers-crossed-i-hope-so-please-please-gif-19730905

[plain arrow]

just finished setting up my new pieces theme.
This is gonna be lit

[grim edge]

aww, do you want to know what will complete my day?

[grim edge]

let me guess

blocking me

[vague burrow]

him leaving the server 😭

[grim edge]

No need to guess just don't chat on this channel

And leave me tf alone

i wonder what i did now

compliments are bad now

😭 ?

[vague burrow]

Are you a banker ? cause u need to leave me a loan.

[lime lava]

,<

[grim edge]

I need your goofy rizz fr

[grim edge]

that type of rizz is so repetitive

[vague burrow]

[grim edge]

are you "x" because you are "x"

[grim edge]

Before I do dear lass, Can you tell me what I did?

[vague burrow]

Are you from Tennessee? because u have really ugly teeths

[grim edge]

Hilarious

good for her i suppose

[lime lava]

Does pain hurt?
google cant answer to that

[vague burrow]

nope

cause pain in spain without the s

[grim edge]

cant spell england or italy without L

[lime lava]

Of course I can
Itawi >_<

Engwand

[umbral wind]

Hm

[lime lava]

You dont look like eminem
You look like a normal ah russian kid

[vague burrow]

why is @graceful lintel quiet nowdays

[stable mirage]

kitten is afraid of the big wide world

[vague burrow]

fr

[stable mirage]

black can’t castle

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play chess? (1100)

[stable mirage]

incredible internet connection

solve

????

[umbral wind]

Thank you I know I don’t

[stable mirage]

ok 2800

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29MSAzOJz9Y&pp=ygUMc2FrYSBza2Egc2th this music is insanely good

[maiden sorrel]

QxH7

[stable mirage]

unfortunately you aren’t chatGPT

try again

[maiden sorrel]

Thought i was

the server is hella boring tbh

[proven sapphire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1195768657981231124/image0.gif?ex=65b53158&is=65a2bc58&hm=db64da08cbf9064fc8873bad0b0df056e117e0e40403a3cbab28939f1ec1bbee&

[maiden sorrel]

Idk he told me that he doesn't play chess that much anymore

[shy pike]

🦀

[stable mirage]

🦀

[proven sapphire]

hmmm i honestly dont see alot here for black, who i think played a caro. could it be Rb6?

[shy pike]

yayyyy

[proven sapphire]

nah that doesnt look great, white can play Qa8

[frosty relic]

Lol

U having fun using ur cheat extension

Fully automated my ass

[stable mirage]

I don’t have the analysis up but I’m pretty sure that’s worse

[solid sentinel]

Can't disagree

[proven sapphire]

💀

[shy pike]

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