only because so many people are stupid now
#💬〡general-off-topic
warm spindle
cursive pawn
Professor
warm spindle
Little boy. Are you trying to tell me something?
cursive pawn
I want to teach smart people like ppl who want to listen
warm spindle
you dont have to be "smart" to want to learn
green jungle
be a professor then
warm spindle
no
green jungle
im also wanting to be a teacher
warm spindle
teacher nspecifically not professor
cursive pawn
you dont have to be "smart" to want to learn
Yea true but i dont want to teach highschoolers they suck
warm spindle
u have to get to them early for best results i think
green jungle
kindergarten teacher 💀
glossy radish
Yea true but i dont want to teach highschoolers they suck
teach the higher classes
warm spindle
Yea true but i dont want to teach highschoolers they suck
making them suck less should be ur goal
cursive pawn
Where im from being a professor is like one of the highest paying jobs
green jungle
Yea true but i dont want to teach highschoolers they suck
im considering either HS ap teacher or professor
warm spindle
this aint where ur from tho
cursive pawn
making them suck less should be ur goal
No fk them
cursive pawn
this aint where ur from tho
Who said im staying here bruh
warm spindle
No fk them
thats why kids r stupid these d ays
warm spindle
Who said im staying here bruh
i never said u were but i most likely am for the forseeable future andwere talking about me me ME
cursive pawn
thats why kids r stupid these d ays
No u just too smart
warm spindle
not you!
warm spindle
No u just too smart
no
cursive pawn
i never said u were but i most likely am for the forseeable future andwere talki...
Your future doesn’t matter
warm spindle
without me there is no future
green jungle
without me there is no future
can confirm im his future student
cursive pawn
Every generation be hating on the previous one
I mean the next generation
warm spindle
Every generation be hating on the previous one
the previous one(s) absolutely deserve this
Ruined literally EVERYTYHING
grim edge
so ghee choky
glossy radish
I mean the next generation
well gen alpha really fking sucks
green jungle
the previous one(s) absolutely deserve this
boomers: go outside
the outside they created:
warm spindle
For real.
cursive pawn
well gen alpha really fking sucks
Thats what millennials used to say abt gen z
warm spindle
I mean the next generation
im hating on current future and past
green jungle
well gen alpha really fking sucks
nah
warm spindle
but the past is to blame
glossy radish
Thats what millennials used to say abt gen z
yeah but they didn’t have pride parades did they..
green jungle
be shitting on gen a when we had the same brainrot back then
warm spindle
minecraft parodies
green jungle
minecraft parodies
basically the same thing
green jungle
mining away
i dont know what to mine ill mine this anyway
on this minecraft day
so beautiful
myyyyyy diaaaaaaaaa monddddddssssssssss
illlllllll minneeeeeeee theeeememmmmmmmmmmmm
cursive pawn
I become professor get paid 15k a month then what?
warm spindle
but they still achieved similar goials
green jungle
I become professor get paid 15k a month then what?
15k?
warm spindle
I become professor get paid 15k a month then what?
tthen i buy every housee you try to buy
green jungle
oh you said a month
warm spindle
and u end up living in my home(s)
glossy radish
cirrin
green jungle
hey
glossy radish
green jungle
what
cursive pawn
and u end up living in my home(s)
Good luck
glossy radish
didn’t recognise you
warm spindle
i dont need luck
green jungle
ok
glossy radish
anyways bye chat
cursive pawn
ive got 3 tests this week
No luck
cursive pawn
anyways bye chat
Finally
warm spindle
uts akk baby stuff
upbeat viper
🫂
glossy radish
hi bast
cursive pawn
its all baby stuff
Joyous can you prove that a square is a rectangle
warm spindle
yeah
glossy radish
someone got a 37 or smth
upbeat viper
glossy radish
i wasn’t the worst in the class 
warm spindle
r u asking me to do it right now @cursive pawn
restive storm
55% on a math test
glossy radish
i have a valid excuse
restive storm
Say it
warm spindle
u can learn it online
rocky tinsel
i fell asleep during the lessons
L
warm spindle
no excuses
cursive pawn
r u asking me to do it right now <@1190411877906386975>
Ok do
glossy radish
yeah i have an excuse for that excuse
warm spindle
Ok do
by definition a rectangle is a quadrilateral with four right angles, and a square fits this definition since its a quadrilateral with four right anges too, along with the two sets of opposite parallel sides which are equal in length respectively.
warm spindle
yeah i have an excuse for that excuse
the internet was down for each time you werent on discord?
glossy radish
the internet was down for each time you werent on discord?
no
i studied eight hours for the quiz tho
cursive pawn
by definition a rectangle is a quadrilateral with four right angles, and a squar...
no get a square and prove that it is a rectangle
warm spindle
no get a square and prove that it is a rectangle
visualize what i just said
toxic valley
Or #👽〡general is?
cursive pawn
visualize what i just said
between many rectangles that have a circumference of 8m prove that one of them is a square
icy marsh
wtf talk the pp here 
warm spindle
between many rectangles that have a circumference of 8m prove that one of them i...
U mean perimeter?
pearl sapphire
hello chat
iron barn
grim edge
warm spindle
between many rectangles that have a circumference of 8m prove that one of them i...
8/4=2
cursive pawn
There u have it
Teacher did this he prolly doesnt know what he talking abt😂
weak cairn
kk
weak cairn
k
fleet sigil
i have nitro but dont know what i should put banner to flex nitro
a man eating a cat is a fire banner ngl
restive storm
cursive pawn
a man eating a cat is a fire banner ngl
cursive pawn
a man eating a cat is a fire banner ngl
send it
toxic valley
I won queen vs rook endgame without philidor position
fleet sigil
its a banger dinner
toxic valley
It was lucky that black missed skewer
fleet sigil
what skewer
weak cairn
I won queen vs rook endgame without philidor position
tf is a philidor position
toxic valley
tf is a philidor position
Something like this
fleet sigil
tf is a philidor position
drawing poop
warm spindle
Teacher did this he prolly doesnt know what he talking abt😂
I was typing that again but I also said that earlier
fleet sigil
i dont even know which chess pieces are which
toxic valley
Then you can create zugzwang like this
cursive pawn
I was typing that again but I also said that earlier
weak cairn
dude i can't tell what piece is which
stark kayak
Teacher did this he prolly doesnt know what he talking abt😂
do you use english numbers in math
cursive pawn
do you use english numbers in math
those are Arabic numerals
they call them english numbers but they are arabic
toxic valley
After rook goes far away from king it keeps doing check until fork , also king can't go down because it is instant checkmate
fleet sigil
After rook goes far away from king it keeps doing check until fork , also king c...
dawg which chess piece is which
stark kayak
those are Arabic numerals
what's the difference between these and the wehed ethnan felefa (i don't know how to transliterate sorry)
cursive pawn
what's the difference between these and the wehed ethnan felefa (i don't know ho...
Those are indian numbers (not sure where they come from but i think indian) those u talking abt ١ ٢ ٣ ٤
stark kayak
Those are indian numbers (not sure where they come from but i think indian) thos...
yeah im talking about these, but these are the ones I learnt in arabic school, in arab countries do they just use the 123456789
cursive pawn
yeah im talking about these, but these are the ones I learnt in arabic school, i...
We use a mix when we were younger they taught us the indian numbers but in highschool we use the original arabic numbers
stark kayak
oh ok that makes sense
cursive pawn
I actually didnt know this information untill in highschool my physics teacher told us that these are arabic numbers
warm spindle
cursive pawn
Its jan 30th but ofc u forgot😔🙄
stark kayak
I actually didnt know this information untill in highschool my physics teacher t...
well i just learnt now
warm spindle
Its jan 30th but ofc u forgot😔🙄
I only remember my gf and my sisters bd
fleet sigil
I only remember my gf and my sisters bd
im your side chick right
solid schooner
🤣
warm spindle
You mean me
Uh
warm spindle
im your side chick right
And who the frizz are you
warm flame
I can show you something that kinda resembles a pinky finger instead
cursive pawn
bruh im losing my cuphead skills
grim edge
I'm losing my.edge
edging?
warm spindle
I'm actually so dog at chess now
fleet sigil
I'm actually so dog at chess now
I mean you're a beginner yea
rare fulcrum
warm spindle
I mean you're a beginner yea
😸 👍
warm spindle
Baby, I invented it.
silk stag
I mean you're a beginner yea
My brother in christ hes a 2800 on lichess
warm spindle
You were clearly never good in the first place with that 300 elo of yours
Sigma ohio
grim edge
My brother in christ hes a 2800 on lichess
2800 lichess = 100 chess com
warm flame
That's me
warm spindle
Guh
cursive pawn
ok tf is gooning on
silk stag
You were clearly never good in the first place with that 300 elo of yours
My brother in christ play him
warm flame
I didn't know he was 2800
silk stag
That dumbass of yos finna get beat by me and u elo shaming a 2800
shrewd vessel
No edging in chess.com
what this supposed to mean
fleet sigil
2800 lichess is 400 elo in rapid
shrewd vessel
https://tenor.com/view/genshin-genshin-impact-noelle-sigma-sigma-male-gif-224571...
ayo
warm spindle
what this supposed to mean
You ever played fort?
grim edge
I didn't know he was 2800
literally me
fleet sigil
all these gifs are nasty work
warm flame
literally me
You are not me lil bro 😭😭💅
grim edge
You are not me lil bro 😭😭💅
thats not bery skibidi of you
oak slate
warm flame
Day 2 of joining chess server
warm spindle
Not even superman would stop me
grim edge
shimmy shimmy ay shimmy ay shimmy ya (drank) swalala (drank) swalala (swalala) swalala
warm spindle
To: mods
From: anonymous (not hacker)
Subject: revenge
Content:
"Go frizz urself"
warm flame
No swearing or oil up 😤😡😡😡
fleet sigil
bros eating dogshit for lunch
fleet sigil
No swearing or oil up 😤😡😡😡
i'd gladly oil up
warm flame
bros eating dogshit for lunch
Open up wide I'm fina activate your gag reflex 😭😭🙏🙏
cursive pawn
i'd gladly oil up
use coconut oil
warm flame
Don't worry I'm going raw no oil required
It will be oiled up when I'm finished 👿🙏
Plz don't ban me
Someone plz flood the chat so my ludicrous messages finally brush off into the void
grim edge
whar
grim edge
Someone plz flood the chat so my ludicrous messages finally brush off into the v...
nah too late fella i already screenshat it
warm flame
nah too late fella i already screenshat it
stable mirage
grim edge
ok ur msgs gone
mue hue hue
warm flame
ur welcome
You a real one you can go on my list
grim edge
what should i change it to its foodie0 now
change it to
warm flame
@grim edge you are on my unhappy list
oak slate
bros eating dogshit for lunch
thats tuna g
grim edge
tulip latch
kamehameha
warm flame
He ain't bloking that 👿🙏
toxic valley
Bishop premove everywhere
viral epoch
grim edge
He ain't bloking that 👿🙏
block this
the earth was flat before they buried ur mom
grim edge
when they go low i go lowER 🗣️
warm flame
Maybe the real one piece is the flat earths we made along the way
fleet sigil
Bishop premove everywhere
worse than light mode cause wtf is that theme
foggy tendon
Türk varmı
vagrant rampart
fleet sigil
touch grass crub
rose torrent
bruh
rose torrent
umbral horizon
i have a whole toilet bowl of memes
grim edge
i’m a figment of your imagination
fleet sigil
?
rocky epoch
When you have a checkmate but the oppponet gives you the option to en passant
tulip lichen
its 18 c and i feel hot for some reason
am i gonna die
like i feel like im so hot
grim edge
.......
tulip lichen
i am talking about my body temperature
nova verge
Hi
tulip lichen
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
grim edge
where are you bru
Cclex near SM seaside,took this shot at like 6am,rn its 8:57
tulip lichen
BRO JUST TELL ME THE COUNTRY
grim edge
Woked up at 5am,def worth it than chatting in discord all day
tulip lichen
i aint reading allat
grim edge
BRO JUST TELL ME THE COUNTRY
HOW MANY TIMES AM I GONNA NEED TO TELL YOU AM FROM THE PHILIPPINES
grim edge
PhillhinePhillhines!
fickle rampart
HOW MANY TIMES AM I GONNA NEED TO TELL YOU AM FROM THE PHILIPPINES
Yo where are you from?
tulip lichen
you didnt tell me before i think
tulip lichen
Yo where are you from?
fr
grim edge
Nice drip they got anyways
tulip lichen
isnt millie like 5'6
grim edge
your a biker
Yep!
✅️ right
Mountain biker
oh mountain bikes
I thought heavy bikes
grim edge
Yep!
anyway millie which city are you from?
Cebu
Cebu is a province in the Philippines
looks like my Google not working
grim edge
Cebu is a province in the Philippines
Its more of a city rather than a probince
okey 🙂
what's your age like
your still in your teen?
grim edge
what's your age like
Turning 17 on july you?
abstract mantle
im turning 20 bajillion on april fools
abstract mantle
grim edge
we both are 16
Ooh cool,what other hobbies are you into?
abstract mantle
🇦🇪 <- flag!
tulip lichen
Turning 17 on july you?
crazy how im taller than you at 13 ngl
grim edge
like I'm ininto chess a lil but I'm also a osint detectidetective
tulip lichen
who even plays chess
grim edge
detective*
tulip lichen
nerds
tulip lichen
grim edge
crazy how im taller than you at 13 ngl
Ill smash you.
tulip lichen
woahhh
static ridge
gang i just lost 5 rapid games in a row. my rapid rating is 1100
tulip lichen
chill down there bud
real frost
screenshotted
cursive pawn
https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-gif-1506747757959430244...
Crush my skull between ur
static ridge
and my normal rating is 1450
grim edge
bro don't smash him
grim edge
retreat
cursive pawn
IM LOSING 5 GAMES IN A ROW TO 1100S
grim edge
Ooh cool,what other hobbies are you into?
whats your hobbies aside chess
Its aight i was in 1656 and dropped to 1580 taking abbreak rn
tulip lichen
Ill smash you.
do you know martial arts
grim edge
whats your hobbies aside chess
Biking,memorizing japanese songs and sleeping lol
grim edge
do you know martial arts
You're 13 bruv
tulip lichen
You're 13 bruv
are you a mesomorph or an endomorph
real frost
IM LOSING 5 GAMES IN A ROW TO 1100S
anytime i drop rating i always bounce back like 100 points
tulip lichen
are you a mesomorph or an endomorph
this is the most important question answer it bro
because if yes to either of them then yeah i aint got that much of a chance
real frost
because if yes to either of them then yeah i aint got that much of a chance
what is bro yappin abt
grim edge
Biking,memorizing japanese songs and sleeping lol
damn you might know more Japanese words than me 🙂
tulip lichen
what is bro yappin abt
someone ordered the yappaccino bro🙏
opal birch
Biking,memorizing japanese songs and sleeping lol
you listen to jpop cool, what songs
grim edge
know about yumieko?
sweet snow
@grim edge whatchu doin this early bruh
opal birch
know about yumieko?
you mean yumiko
grim edge
yep yumieko she is fav waifu tho
worn iceBOT
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Rapid: 361 (954 peak)
Blitz: 183 (286 peak)
Bullet: 280 (671 peak)
grim edge
oh bro got a downfall
grim edge
<@456226577798135808> whatchu doin this early bruh
using discord
sweet snow
using discord
Soja💀
fleet sigil
bro the chess.com cheating detection kinda sucks
you've stated the obvious that everyone knows
sweet snow
Indian
sweet snow
Karnataka
grim edge
and it's 6am here
sweet snow
I'm from pumjab
Wonderful, i used to live in Gwalior a year back
cursive pawn
https://youtu.be/MO6W_p1J-F4?si=vniTrZktyyG0R9H-
no send virus
tulip lichen
its youtube
fleet sigil
they got banned btw
cursive pawn
no it virus
grim edge
just check it I bet this bunny girl will crash your youtube
stable mirage
chess.c*m links are ip grabbers
grim edge
cursive pawn
grim edge
Guys does lichess pizzles become harder the more my elo becomes higher
fleet sigil
chess.c*m links are ip grabbers
"c*m" 😉
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
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Bullet: 2806 (peak)
torpid lintel
king on center
grim crown
Anyone 2600+ want to play hyper
torpid lintel
Also good morning
grim crown
Just adopted some 2650 kid
torpid lintel
Anyone 2600+ want to play hyper
Don't you play Rapid Or blitz? 👀
fleet sigil
rapid sucks
grim crown
Don't you play Rapid Or blitz? 👀
I only play Bullet Cuz I can't play classical 😎
fleet sigil
😎
minor spoke
Hi bots
grim crown
Otherwise I wouldn't be flagamura 😎
grim edge
byw byw bunch of 🤓 nerd
gilded bone
you've stated the obvious that everyone knows
yea lmao
torpid lintel
rapid sucks
Good for improvement
and it's fun (to.me)
tulip lichen
chat is wildin
gilded bone
I pushed to 2700 just by cheating
grim crown
💀
gilded bone
and still not banned
grim crown
I pushed to 2700 just by cheating
LMAO you're trash kid
gilded bone
for like a year now
minor spoke
Rapid is goated
grim crown
play me 30 sec I'm 2800
tulip lichen
oh great do you want to play a game?
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Bullet: 2806 (peak)
torpid lintel
bro the chess.com cheating detection kinda sucks
What? They are slow because they detect lot of cheaters and close account 😅
fleet sigil
LMAO you're trash kid
bro came to the server to flex that he's been cheating for a year not caught 😭
grim edge
Guys does lichess pizzles become harder the more my elo becomes higher
you want a match?
fleet sigil
What? They are slow because they detect lot of cheaters and close account 😅
nah the anticheat is just trash
gilded bone
play me 30 sec I'm 2800
alright lemme make a new account
grim crown
alright lemme make a new account
No play me on the 2700 acc lmao
I need free rating from plebs like you to push for 3k
gilded bone
No play me on the 2700 acc lmao
no i'm not stupid lmao
grim crown
Why do you care about 2700
grim crown
2700 bullet is not that crazy
gilded bone
2700 bullet is not that crazy
bro send me the invite in the dms
fleet sigil
i was bullying 2700 bullets for fun
grim edge
yeah I have to censor the c*mpany part
thank god I'm innocent
grim crown
bro send me the invite in the dms
nvm I'm going to play bortnyk
fleet sigil
bortnyk
grim crown
oh shit my acc is restricted I can't accept
i would send a screenshot but i'm not trusted
tulip lichen
tf is bortnyk
grim crown
it literally shows him queuing
gilded bone
nvm I'm going to play bortnyk
ight man havre fun
grim crown
tf is bortnyk
random 3200 GM
gilded bone
oh shit my acc is restricted I can't accept
why is it restricted
grim crown
why is it restricted
bc it's new
restive storm
i was bullying 2700 bullets for fun
Bro can beat 2700 but lose to me
gilded bone
bc it's new
do you play over the board
stable mirage
prob 1000 cuz they can’t flag
grim crown
if I reach 2700 in bullet will you pvp me 1+0?
2800 bullet yes
if you're 2600 then I'll play u 30 sec
fleet sigil
aight wait
grim crown
prob 1000 cuz they can’t flag
nah 1400 after march supplement 😤💯
stable mirage
and get banned after beating him once 
fleet sigil
i remember battling hikaru in 1+0
grim crown
i remember battling hikaru in 1+0
Actually? That's crazy
hidden crater
hikaru saw checkmate in 329 moves
kind crag
Is there a variation of chess where a triple check is possible
finite dawn
hello...
stable jungleBOT
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minor spoke
speak espanish my bro
!eng
stable jungleBOT
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drowsy latch
hola
finite dawn
hola como te va ?
finite dawn
B)
drowsy latch
finite dawn
jajajaja
drowsy latch
I in fact do not know how to parlor in francis
main musk
I in fact do not know how to parlor in francis
huh
also why do i still have just joined role
its been 2 years
drowsy latch
use "/trust"
minor spoke
also why do i still have just joined role
Connect and trust
toxic valley
#⚫〡dot or #👾〡bot-guide which is more useless channel?
solid schooner
Bro can beat 2700 but lose to me
G
peak plank
Bro...
drowsy latch
tf
solid schooner
no one saw anything
drowsy latch
bro had to wait a full minute before deleting
echo kestrel
This game isn't real
@stable mirage This looks like the games you usually have
grim edge
Can someone send me a goodshot of their chess set
Can someone send me a goodshot of their chess set
warm spindle
If only I was at home millie
echo kestrel
Can someone send me a goodshot of their chess set
Wth is a goodshot
warm spindle
Uncultured swine shot she meant
stable mirage
This game isn't real
<@696043553587069012> This looks like the games you usuall...
what
sweet sky
Is 500 elo good?
stable mirage
yes
sweet sky
I started chess 2 weeks ago
main musk
thats good yeah
warm spindle
You're good yes
main musk
learn endgames if you want to get really good
sweet sky
What does 500 elo mean
main musk
<1000 players cannot play endgames
sweet sky
What is a end game
main musk
...
stable mirage
I started chess 2 weeks ago
oh I thought you started a day ago, you should be 3000 after 2 weeks
oblique sable
hi
sweet sky
To be more higher elo
main musk
learn endgame
lapis lava
LMAO you're trash kid
main musk
LMFAO
solid schooner
https://www.chess.com/member/flagamura this u?
lol
main musk
im surprised that 1253 is top 1% in puzzles
solid schooner
@lapis lava wanna hit some stuff?
i have a prep i am willing to test out against ya
@lapis lava am 2230 cc
main musk
cc?
main musk
closed captions?
solid schooner
lc=lichess
manic mesa
What should I do
Play tactics and learn the basics of opening, there is lessons on chess.com it will help, and try to solve chess puzzels as much as you can
solid schooner
sweet sky
Why does everyone just wanna see who can swing there dick around the most
solid schooner
@lapis lava please!
main musk
Why does everyone just wanna see who can swing there dick around the most
i love doing that otb
solid schooner
@stable mirage maybe you?
stable mirage
no
opal birch
Can someone send me a goodshot of their chess set
no
grim crown
pay me ill play u
i thought it was the opposite
you are privileged to play me
the OG FIagamura
lapis lava
😭
worn iceBOT
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wheat falcon
i got a $200 ck coat for $50
fickle rampart
Who will win
warm spindle
Who will win
Me
wheat falcon
i got a $200 ck coat for $50
it was $60 off + 20% and 20% more if i put in my email
grim crown
😭
how your bullet drop https://www.chess.com/stats/live/bullet/eragon/0
grim edge
yo any pakistani bro here?
lapis lava
how your bullet drop https://www.chess.com/stats/live/bullet/eragon/0
what
i was playing on my phone idc about chess
fickle rampart
how your bullet drop https://www.chess.com/stats/live/bullet/eragon/0
Did you finish those assignments?
warm spindle
it was $60 off + 20% and 20% more if i put in my email
Did you do your daily lesson?
fickle rampart
I was gonna tune in but that scoreboard is not very enticing 😅
grim edge
I'm pakistani and I wanna know if there any other pakistani too?
wheat falcon
i was playing on my phone idc about chess
real ass bio
wheat falcon
Did you do your daily lesson?
NAHH 🔥🔥
warm spindle
49ers win this 1
lapis lava
real ass bio
thank u
fickle rampart
i was playing on my phone idc about chess
Facts, Duolingo > chess
lapis lava
Facts, Duolingo > chess
ofc ofc i doing my duolingo grind arc
fickle rampart
49ers win this 1
Idk both young QBs, I think one of them will make blunder
They will hang their queen
fickle rampart
ofc ofc i doing my duolingo grind arc
Yezzur
warm spindle
ofc ofc i doing my duolingo grind arc
Must... max out... English(US)
wheat falcon
is there like duolingo for chess openings and strats
warm spindle
is there like duolingo for chess openings and strats
No and don't look for it anymore
fickle rampart
is there like duolingo for chess openings and strats
Not yet but we have math and music courses out now
grim crown
i was playing on my phone idc about chess
if you don't care why don't you play me
lapis lava
if you don't care why don't you play me
because its boring
unless you pay me i cant be asked
grim crown
lmao why would I pay you
lapis lava
real ass bio
i just got sent $100 usd for boosting some guy in valorant if u know that game
lapis lava
lmao why would I pay you
cause you want to play me? lol
grim crown
that's crazy
minor spoke
Hi bots wassup
warm spindle
Back in the day I got paid the equivalent of like 60$ in decals to boost someone from gold in rocket league
minor spoke
minor spoke
Back in the day I got paid the equivalent of like 60$ in decals to boost someone...
LMAO actually
warm spindle
Yeap
I wasn't even that good then I was like diamond 2
Although diamond 2 back then is like champion 2 now
minor spoke
Chokebar thats really low for ur standards
warm spindle
I wasn't alive back then
minor spoke
Lol
grim edge
Hello, Is there a way to only match up against players with 1500+ Elo on Chess.com? I'm currently at a 600/700 Elo rating?
minor spoke
Although diamond 2 back then is like champion 2 now
Why do u talk like ur 50 years old
minor spoke
Hello, Is there a way to only match up against players with 1500+ Elo on Chess.c...
Nope
Unless u do custom and search for challenges
fickle rampart
Hello, Is there a way to only match up against players with 1500+ Elo on Chess.c...
Your best bet is to wait on the open challenges screen, until someone 1500+ ELO sends out a challenge to all
fickle rampart
Plus that's unfair for the higher rated players right
Yeah it’s only possible if the higher rated player has it set to play anyone
minor spoke
But y would u do that
sweet snow
Hello, Is there a way to only match up against players with 1500+ Elo on Chess.c...
Sadly, im stuck at 1750, but will send a challenge
minor spoke
Sadly, im stuck at 1750, but will send a challenge
!welcome
stable jungleBOT
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grim edge
Yeah it’s only possible if the higher rated player has it set to play anyone
Oh okay , so i kinda Need to be same elo:(
minor spoke
Bro just think about whether it is truly necessary, and if it would cause a problem then dont send it
fickle rampart
Oh okay , so i kinda Need to be same elo:(
Ya, by default it will only pair you up with players plus or minus 200 what your elo is
fickle rampart
There is “open challenge” list though where you can look for / wait for a 1500+ rated player to send out a challenge
grim crown
There is “open challenge” list though where you can look for / wait for a 1500+ ...
I found Hikaru, Bortnyk and some other 3200+ GM's through open seek
grim edge
Ah okay Thanks for the help! I would love the opportunity to play against more skilled. I'm curious to see how well I could perform even though im only 600-700 rated
fickle rampart
I found Hikaru, Bortnyk and some other 3200+ GM's through open seek
😵
slender crow
check out my new clock (very happy about it) and also big news, i registered for my first over the board tournament tomorrow and im very excited
fickle rampart
Ah okay Thanks for the help! I would love the opportunity to play against more s...
Np, there’s also bots available to play if you want to get a gauge of how 1500s play
slender crow
going in as 0000 unrated 
fickle rampart
But playing vs humans is undoubtedly better for improving
grim edge
Np, there’s also bots available to play if you want to get a gauge of how 1500s...
Haha yes I tried the magni one it’s actually impossible 😅
slender crow
Ah okay Thanks for the help! I would love the opportunity to play against more s...
also you can sign out and make a new account to try your hand at it - your skill level selection at account creation will determine ur starting elo and i believe selecting advanced will put you as 1200 starting
woven jewel
rock paper scissors anyone ?
grim edge
also you can sign out and make a new account to try your hand at it - your skill...
That's actually a smart suggestion, and I will definitely give it a try
abstract mantle
That's actually a smart suggestion, and I will definitely give it a try
dont there are smurfs
warm spindle
Why do u talk like ur 50 years old
I'm that old
abstract mantle
i am the beginner level troll
viscid jacinth
Whar
peak plank
also you can sign out and make a new account to try your hand at it - your skill...
Advanced = 1600 starting
viscid jacinth
Advanced = 1600 starting
In fide?
peak plank
Cc
slender crow
oof lmao i guess that’s closer to 1500, and no, chess com
viscid jacinth
No advanced is like 1800+
peak plank
Google it
fickle rampart
You used to be able to start at 2000 lol
peak plank
"expert"
fickle rampart
Yeaa
plain ice
hello guys
grim edge
You used to be able to start at 2000 lol
Haha Isn't that considered a form of cheating, though? Since you lose 7-10 points per loss, you would maintain an advanced rating for a while before dropping down to your actual Elo.😅
minor spoke
I'm that old
Well if that previous pfp u had was actually u, then ur like 20
warm spindle
Well if that previous pfp u had was actually u, then ur like 20
💬
woven jewel
anyone games? im around 1000
warm spindle
I would but I don't want u to sneeze on me...
woven jewel
thats the thrill of it tho
brittle cosmos
anyone games? im around 1000
!welcome
stable jungleBOT
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peak plank
Haha Isn't that considered a form of cheating, though? Since you lose 7-10 point...
You lose/win much more than 7 or 8 points when you start
That's because your rating is provisional
minor spoke
<:XDDDD:995208500391198800> 💬
Was that actually u
woven jewel
I would but I don't want u to sneeze on me...
not even 1 ?
minor spoke
Does anyone know how to check my chess.com password?
!welcome
stable jungleBOT
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grim edge
You lose/win much more than 7 or 8 points when you start
Ooh, right!
merry vine
check out my new clock (very happy about it) and also big news, i registered for...
looks sick damnn
warm spindle
Was that actually u
🐰
torpid lintel
hello anyone know how to. check the password for the chess.com password
On account setting. But you can't see it for safety reason maybe but you can of course change it. Or idk 😅
worn iceBOT
lapis lava
check out my new clock (very happy about it) and also big news, i registered for...
gl!
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Bullet: 2803 (2820 peak)
plain arrow
You up for a match?
grim crown
Anyone 2600+ hyper?
peak plank
Me grandmaster
plain arrow
Anyone 2600+ hyper?
I doubt anyone would be able to do that 💀
plain ice
On account setting. But you can't see it for safety reason maybe but you can of ...
Oh i found it thx
plain arrow
Pikachu would get adopted ez
twin moon
Me grandmaster
Shut up 4th category
peak plank
Shut up 4th category
You aren't even any category
rain olive
bro
stable mirage
bru
peak plank
Mind filling me in briefly?
Oh that?
Some guy probably tried to rejoin the server to ban evade
twin moon
Ohhh alr
full sun
hi
warped vigil
hi
full sun
good how about you
twin moon
Pretty good
full sun
nice
warm spindle
@minor spoke
peak plank
I woke up today and decided im a grandmaster
tbh its a bit late now, sitll GM tho
hello
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1551 (1689 peak)
Blitz: 1387 (1452 peak)
Bullet: 1706 (1724 peak)
peak plank
somone join idc who https://play.chess.com/tW9xF
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2142 (2192 peak)
Blitz: 1781 (1909 peak)
Bullet: 1922 (2050 peak)
full sun
🙂
peak plank
you can def get to 1600 rapid
full sun
somone join idc who https://play.chess.com/tW9xF
i joined
warped vigil
boston joined 4 days ago
peak plank
gg
full sun
good game you smoked me holy shit 😭
minor spoke
<@847875624806121485>
Hell nah theres no way thats u
solid schooner
good game you smoked me holy shit 😭
who did you play
warm spindle
Hell nah theres no way thats u
solid schooner
@peak plank lets go play rn
full sun
who did you play
pixel XD
minor spoke
I woke up today and decided im a grandmaster
Im proud to say that ive beaten a GM then
solid schooner
i will smoke you
peak plank
<@1087168203198845070> lets go play rn
why XD
minor spoke
Def ur bf
full sun
oh
warped vigil
pixel isn't exactly smokable by the likes of us @solid schooner
solid schooner
pixel isn't exactly smokable by the likes of us <@1183637881458274395>
he is that strong?
i question that
peak plank
im beatable ofc
warped vigil
2000
full sun
I just hung a open file and got abolished from there
peak plank
ngl jacob is prob my greatest opponent
warped vigil
beatable forsure but not smokable
full sun
im 2150 and i lost to pixel 🙂
warped vigil
wdym greatest
solid schooner
beatable forsure but not smokable
ohh...
full sun
peak 2192
peak plank
jacob plays chess in a plyastyle that I dont like
warped vigil
I'm 1900 and peak 2100 🫠
minor spoke
jacob plays chess in a plyastyle that I dont like
Like what
solid schooner
jacob plays chess in a plyastyle that I dont like
i have prep againstt jacob
peak plank
Im prob stronger but idk yet
solid schooner
problem is jacob has prep against me
minor spoke
Wait @peak plank 3 min rq?
solid schooner
warped vigil
no i don't
peak plank
I play boring chess
I like boring chess. you just do it better than me.
I also like atatcking chess tbf
full sun
lets go packers
warped vigil
Im prob stronger but idk yet
um Idk
wispy delta
🔥
minor spoke
Ww
peak plank
I hate attacking chess
my most recent game:
minor spoke
Boring chess ftw
U def play the hippo
wispy delta
I hate attacking chess
I will fight you.
peak plank
https://www.chess.com/game/live/99546173689 Attcking chess FTW
warped vigil
I will fight you.
lets do it
wispy delta
otb)
minor spoke
PIXEL
peak plank
(only when im attacking tho)
warped vigil
in like my last 15 otb games I've only had 1 attack and it was all prep
twin moon
Semi boring chess is peak
peak plank
3 2 to compensate for ur speed
im only gonna chill for a bit until I go XD
wispy delta
depends on if ur positional or attacking ¯_(ツ)_/¯
peak plank
not playing I got stuff to do soon
minor spoke
im only gonna chill for a bit until I go XD
:(
warped vigil
Exchange slav is best
wispy delta
do you go to the same tournaments I do?
nah im in canada
warped vigil
..oh
minor spoke
Jacob can u play
warped vigil
alr
torpid lintel
@peak plank today tournament?
warped vigil
kk
peak plank
<@1087168203198845070> today tournament?
nah gtg bye 😄
wispy delta
Lasso him back cowboys!
warped vigil
torpid lintel
Bye :) have a good night! But can you make tournament that will start in 20 mins and then go ? Just asking if you got time for that :)
torpid lintel
Bye \:) have a good night! But can you make tournament that will start in 20 min...
@peak plank
peak plank
Bye \:) have a good night! But can you make tournament that will start in 20 min...
Gl getting people, but sure
torpid lintel
Gl getting people, but sure
Thanks!
warped vigil
guys, should I go to my friends tournament with 3 2000s, or some random tournament with a ton of high rateds 5h away
restive storm
is there arnother pixel tournament
peak plank
Thanks!
ok here share this link
https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/4531509, im not playing in it tho
torpid lintel
is there arnother pixel tournament
Daily! We make one tournament daily :)
peak plank
guys, should I go to my friends tournament with 3 2000s, or some random tourname...
5h away is too far
torpid lintel
https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/4531509, im not playing in it tho
Thanks!
Okay all join
peak plank
Daily! We make one tournament daily \:)
no way in hell im doing that XD
warped vigil
5h away is too far
even to play 2300s?
minor spoke
I've had enough of you.
:(
minor spoke
even to play 2300s?
torpid lintel
no way in hell im doing that XD
you have to do. On 1 month 30 tournament 😅 or you have to make it. Or teach me how to do it haha. (I always get an error
minor spoke
Unity r u bored
torpid lintel
https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/4531509, im not playing in it tho
Okay all join it :)
5 mins game tournament with 5 round
warped vigil
i can't gotta go to bed sometime
full sun
Anyone wanna play a chess game
torpid lintel
<@934760084582576178> chess.com is sweating so hard rn
Good night
icy lynx
Good night
why
torpid lintel
Anyone wanna play a chess game
You can join here #💬〡general-off-topic message
icy lynx
Good night
I didnt know chess.com was too bad at fair play omg omg
full sun
i have to go to bed actually g'night
torpid lintel
I didnt know chess.com was too bad at fair play omg omg
What do you mean?
minor spoke
Probably
icy lynx
What do you mean?
dont you know FullFischer Incident
full sun
How old are you guys
minor spoke
Im 77
grim edge
tbf after I tilted to 2k I only played unrated games for 6 months and ongoing
thats exactly very genius
random drum
Now cc allowed us to make live tourneys. Now they will allow us to use time odds too haha
random drum
avg kramnik viewer
icy lynx
avg kramnik viewer
ah so u know the incident
random drum
How old are you guys
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14
random drum
ah so u know the incident
maybe
random drum
I hate reddit
inland bobcat
How old are you guys
-2
icy lynx
bruh
icy lynx
I hate reddit
how else do u know about Full Fischer
random drum
how else do u know about Full Fischer
wtf is full fischer. Ik about Bobby fischer
random drum
visual garnet
@cursive pawn puzzle battle
random drum
https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/s/qEGUcmw2oh
It takes time to detect cheaters
icy lynx
It takes time to detect cheaters
but it should be fast atleast at 2900-3000 elo level
torpid lintel
How to get more people to this tournament
inland bobcat
If anything it would be slower at higher elo levels since the players are better
pulsar spruce
There's only 4 players so far
random drum
What do u think. Are cc employs robots? album 25 million + games are played per day
cursive pawn
<@1190411877906386975> puzzle battle
ok
icy lynx
What do u think. Are cc employs robots? album 25 million + games are played per ...
hundreds of thousands of people know about FullFischer so ig chess.com should consider it
random drum
icy lynx
https://www.chess.com/member/fullfischer
yeah ryt
peak plank
JOIN UP CHAT LETS START BLITZING: https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/4531509
random drum
hundreds of thousands of people know about FullFischer so ig chess.com should co...
wait I am going to report it
icy lynx
wait I am going to report it
it has been reported hundreds of times already
peak plank
you get a shiny medal if you win tho
torpid lintel
JOIN UP CHAT LETS START BLITZING: https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/4531509
You will play it? 👀
grim crown
wait I am going to report it
I know who owns this account LOL
icy lynx
I know who owns this account LOL
https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/s/qEGUcmw2oh this redditor
grim crown
nah I know the actual guy behind it
icy lynx
nah I know the actual guy behind it
ur friend?
random drum
I know who owns this account LOL
who?
icy lynx
nah I know the actual guy behind it
the guy built a fantastic bot
random drum
https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/4531509 join it peeps
torpid lintel
you get a shiny medal if you win tho
Got it thanks pixel :) you better at inviting peoples thanks
random drum
5 members and a few mins to go
I am not playing anyways
but Join to play unrated blitz(ig)
quickkk
warped vigil
pawn armada!!!
torpid lintel
but Join to play unrated blitz(ig)
Next time i will ask to start tournament kinda early I guess that will help right. now most people are on bed :)
random drum
One day I'll become a IM and adopt @peak plank and @upbeat viper
cursive pawn
@visual garnet gg
warped vigil
jacob why r u playing 1600s how bad did u tilt
this an unrated match vs chocolate
visual garnet
<@1051742653164826645> gg
😭
random drum
Next time i will ask to start tournament kinda early I guess that will help righ...
Yes :). Ig we should organize these tournaments on a regular basis
torpid lintel
https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/4531509 join it peeps
Okay bye all. tournament will start in some sec so see you :)
warped vigil
yes
random drum
I always think it's too late for me to become something like an IM lol. I am 14 now
random drum
Okay bye all. tournament will start in some sec so see you \:)
Good Luckkkk!!!
visual garnet
Idk I was like, 'you got two wrong, I can chill
warped vigil
GG @minor spoke
minor spoke
GG <@847875624806121485>
Dude u shud be rated wayyy higher
warped vigil
I won the only game I've played against pixel
minor spoke
I won the only game I've played against pixel
💀 what
warped vigil
I won the only game I've played against pixel
warped vigil
the first game of ur tourney
🔥
minor spoke
Have u played bast
warped vigil
thanks
minor spoke
Wait USCF 1900????
static ridge
im watching mikes game rn
minor spoke
Dang ur almost at CM level otb
static ridge
hes up the exchange for a pawn
against an 1100
he was losing earlier but the 1100 blundered
warped vigil
Dang ur almost at CM level otb
ehh I have a ways to go
static ridge
ooooh hes not even winning much anymore, its pretty equal
warped vigil
I'm doing fairlyy well atm against 2100-2200 uscf so I hope for some big gains soon
minor spoke
Damn
static ridge
now material is equal and THE 1100 IS WINNING are
warped vigil
Wait thats y ur so good lol
my uscf is higher than all my online ratings 💀
minor spoke
my uscf is higher than all my online ratings 💀
YEAH like how tf
lime hull
sup guys
static ridge
how is that possible
warped vigil
cause I'm motivated otb but I have a hard time caring about 10+0 online
digital phoenix
Why get cm when I can just kill off 1800 fide over and over fr
grim edge
Batman strikes again. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Czjz5eivxec/?igsh=NGF6anNtaXZoMzFm
Instagram
warped vigil
also I'm not distracted by yall otb
icy lynx
Why get cm when I can just kill off 1800 fide over and over fr
bro bro, FullFischer profile updated
minor spoke
Ok wait i have to beat u now
warped vigil
who
minor spoke
New goal for me
digital phoenix
I think I can beat a cm otb
minor spoke
U
icy lynx
I think I can beat a cm otb
nice
warped vigil
I think I can beat a cm otb
u can cms are bad
digital phoenix
u can cms are bad
Did u see my fide ratinf
warped vigil
Did u see my fide ratinf
no what's it
digital phoenix
1227
warped vigil
wtf
digital phoenix
Heheheha
warped vigil
that can't be accurate
minor spoke
in uscf rating? or what? you beat me in our first blitz game fair and square
Ok but i didnt play the next 2 as well as i couldve
warped vigil
smurf
pulsar spruce
Gg lol
warped vigil
Ok but i didnt play the next 2 as well as i couldve
same for me
icy lynx
Frida my homies
digital phoenix
I think I should be 1700 fide consistently
warped vigil
bro I'm 1700 fide
static ridge
mohit blundered 😭 its equal now
grim edge
Hello, Is there a feature on Chess.com that allows me to specifically choose opponents from a certain country?
digital phoenix
Epic
grim edge
I am so like Gloria.. I feel like your sarcasm can pass as Jay @warm spindle https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2KoswfSTjt/?igsh=N2Mzb2NhajZtbzhj
Instagram
warped vigil
u need to be like 2k fide
icy lynx
Hello, Is there a feature on Chess.com that allows me to specifically choose opp...
no that would be racist
digital phoenix
Wonder what people think about a 1200 beating the top female player in the country
static ridge
MMAAATE ITS MATEEEEE
minor spoke
Wonder what people think about a 1200 beating the top female player in the coun...
...
warped vigil
underrated happens all the time
static ridge
MOHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
minor spoke
MMAAATE ITS MATEEEEE
Dude can u cut the live commentary
digital phoenix
Do it in vc better
static ridge
ya but him missing like 10 mates is so triggering
digital phoenix
Resign
grim edge
no that would be racist
Haha?? It's not about race, but about learning from diverse chess traditions around the world
digital phoenix
Haha?? It's not about race, but about learning from diverse chess traditions aro...
There is quite literally no difference
Are u on drugs
static ridge
someone help me work on my sicilian play
digital phoenix
And it's online u won't get anythinf
static ridge
i dont know that much about it but i want to start playing it
warm spindle
I am so like Gloria.. I feel like your sarcasm can pass as Jay <@102265682586423...
No, this is me.
maiden siren
Hamsap
static ridge
so i stop just playing e5 over and over again
digital phoenix
someone help me work on my sicilian play
Play dragon best variation also probably don't learn it at 1400
warm spindle
is there a herobrine for chess??
grim edge
There is quite literally no difference
Haha so appreciating and learning from diverse chess traditions around the world is racist ? Are you ok?😂
peak plank
why is there a clone
warm spindle
u lost to vsmack
peak plank
its def not u
im everywhere 😄
peak plank
u lost to vsmack
im 15-1 vs him bro
warm spindle
should be 16-0 buster brown