💬〡general-off-topic

[cursive pawn]

the bee

[glossy radish]

hi kitty

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-odenkirk-better-call-saul-pointing-gif-8557710

[cursive pawn]

why u trash

[glossy radish]

i’m his lawyer. let’s talk

[harsh turtle]

Mate you’re still a sinner, in christianity, if you kill a person do you think it’s not a sin?

[digital phoenix]

Sinning is inevitable the best u can do is pray for repentance every time

[cursive pawn]

can u talk in private or something

[harsh turtle]

Exactly

[glossy radish]

can y’all just shuddup and look at this kitty

[harsh turtle]

Hell yeah

[minor spoke]

Wait yo whatre yall waffling about

[harsh turtle]

😍😍😍

[glossy radish]

cats

[worthy yarrow]

cats overrated asf

[digital phoenix]

yeah cats

[toxic wind]

😠

[worthy yarrow]

change my mind

[harsh turtle]

religion talk

[cursive pawn]

abt cats

[glossy radish]

so is ur username

[opal birch]

killing is a sin, 10th commandment states not to kill but i get your point we all are not perfect we all sin

[toxic wind]

https://tenor.com/view/little-big-planet-what-da-hell-little-big-planet-what-ayo-what-gif-13768843195184919620

[harsh turtle]

😩

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[worthy yarrow]

epic comeback

[harsh turtle]

Yess

[toxic wind]

embed failure, laugh at this user

[harsh turtle]

😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏

[toxic wind]

damn ok

[glossy radish]

kittyyy

[minor spoke]

Thank you unity

[opal birch]

cats are amazing, like the time one shit on my couch 💀

still love my cat

[toxic wind]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 💯 💯 💯 🫡 🫡 🫡

[harsh turtle]

look at my cat 😍

[cursive pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1037517662915395735.gif?size=48&name=y_rwave&quality=lossless

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/idiot-cat-cat-dumb-kitty-dumb-kitten-gif-23945671

[cursive pawn]

cats attack

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/dnce-gif-14762310134329663850

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dnce-gif-14762310134329663850

[harsh turtle]

same

[toxic wind]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chapa-chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-cat-chipi-chipi-dancing-cat-gif-10997735880837555564

[glossy radish]

OH OH I HAVE TBE MEME

[toxic wind]

embed failure, laugh at this user

[cursive pawn]

embed fail

[harsh turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chapa-chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-cat-chipi-chipi-dancing-cat-gif-10997735880837555564

[opal birch]

embed failure

[glossy radish]

^ my kindergarten drawing

[toxic wind]

wild

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-beluga-orange-cat-funny-cute-cat-holding-face-cat-gif-7185954888346601717

[harsh turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[toxic wind]

🙀 🙀 🙀 🙀

[opal birch]

drawings at that time are bascilly stick figures

[toxic wind]

oop wrong gif

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-stick-figure-gif-27684873

[glossy radish]

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-22-cat-22-gif-1269004317513322794

[toxic wind]

is it normal to have a set of seriously vile gifs to send to people who you don't like?

[glossy radish]

that’s just horrible.

[harsh turtle]

we went from religion to cats so fast 😭

[glossy radish]

y’all suck

[opal birch]

cats are amazing

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shut-up-gif-25699987

[toxic wind]

😐

[opal birch]

no

[harsh turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

[glossy radish]

i’m out

[opal birch]

all nighter experience

[minor spoke]

Guys who likes french fries

[cursive pawn]

go away bee

[harsh turtle]

Ong

[minor spoke]

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-funny-fries-poop-gif-13826567

Eat them now

[opal birch]

past 2AM it increaselybecomes more difficult each minute

[west edge]

my elo 2339

[harsh turtle]

I had to wake up at 6:00am last time turns out i didn’t need to wake up

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-yummy-homer-simpson-french-fries-fries-gif-16269611

[cursive pawn]

🤓

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/french-fries-cat-french-fries-gif-23606374

[opal birch]

better luck next time

[drowsy crest]

chat no mods are online

[harsh turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-angry-cat-mad-cat-mad-death-stare-gif-16586137100027629238

[drowsy crest]

time to start a cult

[glossy radish]

i love chips

[digital phoenix]

Did u know there's no k in chess

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/ostrich-kick-ouch-gif-15243819

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/elf-nonsense-elf-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sousou-no-frieren-gif-2308403050531304831

[minor spoke]

Did u see my gif

[drowsy crest]

k in chess stands for player's social life

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-nuts-beating-iron-man-gif-18513776

[glossy radish]

nevermind. i don’t like chips

[minor spoke]

LMAO

[opal birch]

you eat

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-griddy-nikocado-nikocado-griddy-nikocado-avocado-griddy-gif-27100858

[glossy radish]

[harsh turtle]

I bet i can handle this (i can’t handle a paper cut)

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-swift-kick-in-the-nuts-gif-13159441

[glossy radish]

my god

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-gif-5746481

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-down-failarmy-fall-to-the-ground-fail-rolling-gif-17051087

[glossy radish]

I LEFT THE OVEN ON

[covert cosmos]

huh

[cursive pawn]

this is my fav😭

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-angry-rage-funa-kick-gif-17536300

[covert cosmos]

fire in the hole

[glossy radish]

DAWG I AINT GONNA HAVE ONE AFTER THIS

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/as-much-use-as-wodden-soap-youre-useless-no-use-idiot-stupid-gif-22049437

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/french-fries-cat-french-fries-gif-23606374

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/pirómano-meme-jeje-odio-bomberos-gif-15722930

[glossy radish]

i LIVE IN ONE OF THE MSOR DANGEROUS COTIES IM GONNA DIE WIFHOUT A HOUSE

[cursive pawn]

do u own the house?

or parents house

[minor spoke]

Flying to texas is a crime

[opal birch]

join the homeless community

[glossy radish]

true

[minor spoke]

Bro thinks v is 47

[glossy radish]

(i’m 19

[cursive pawn]

no v is 12

[cursive pawn]

so u dont own house

[minor spoke]

Im 77

💀

[glossy radish]

nah

not yet

[cursive pawn]

then who cares let it burn

not ur loss

[minor spoke]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[glossy radish]

I FORGOT ABOUT THE OVEN AGAIN BRB

[cursive pawn]

hi shawarma

[minor spoke]

😭

[minor spoke]

Stoopid

[cursive pawn]

just let it burn at this point

[fluid kraken]

fr the average Californian

[cursive pawn]

its a sign that u forgot it twice

[glossy radish]

h

[opal birch]

have fun living in with homeless

[glossy radish]

i practically live with em already

[fluid kraken]

kinda fun

[peak plank]

some people dont have much decency

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-homeless-man-karate-homeless-karate-homeless-cobrai-kai-gif-13363310871922196347

[fluid kraken]

you get to see ppl do dumb stuff more often

[minor spoke]

e

[opal birch]

ok dude no you dont

[fluid kraken]

He blew all his money on fighting lessons

[minor spoke]

Bruh unity

[glossy radish]

they’re everywhere bro

[fluid kraken]

🗿

[peak plank]

[opal birch]

Karate Ju Jit-Su BlackBelt (52K down the hole)

[minor spoke]

WHY DO U STILL HAVE THIS

[fluid kraken]

Fr

[opal birch]

r

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-thousand-yard-stare-stare-tiktok-wtf-gif-12206044702998985154

[glossy radish]

blbllblbll

[peak plank]

this is not smth you should be pround of

[minor spoke]

l

[fluid kraken]

fr

[opal birch]

what if he is

[fluid kraken]

[cursive pawn]

guys help

[minor spoke]

Thats what bottle of water sounds like

[cursive pawn]

help pls

[minor spoke]

WHAT

[grim edge]

does premium helps u?

[fluid kraken]

no

[cursive pawn]

i dont have friends

[grim edge]

u have premium?

[minor spoke]

I can sell $9.99 a piece

[fluid kraken]

use lichess you get everything for free

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/gamelife-gamer-timmy-turner-blink-no-sleep-gif-13527089

[fluid kraken]

I did many times

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-homelander-antony-starr-gif-26227109

[random crest]

what is a friend anyway

[minor spoke]

Ur mom

[cursive pawn]

too expensive😔

[opal birch]

a piece lmao give in a arm and a leg for 20bucks

[cursive pawn]

bruh im not that rich

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[grim edge]

no money + no friends

[minor spoke]

= v

[random crest]

she is a friend of nature

[cursive pawn]

i thought u said no monkey

i need a monkey as friend

[grim edge]

:o

[grim edge]

go to the zoo

[cursive pawn]

hi 🔥 Mash🔥

[grim edge]

and stay there

[cursive pawn]

hi sekonomai

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/mindblown-tg-mindblown-mindblown-emoji-gif-19138097

[grim edge]

hi ok

[cursive pawn]

hi 𝒸𝒽𝑜𝒸𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒

[cursive pawn]

hi

[stable mirage]

unwise

[cursive pawn]

i change pfp

[drowsy crest]

hi

[minor spoke]

Whos pfp

[cursive pawn]

hi

I AM DANYA

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-reaction-gif-omg-no-way-gif-27214781

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-react-gif-25967428

[drowsy crest]

out of all the choices that bro had

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

[cursive pawn]

hi doryetuosenbcakohn

[restive storm]

hi

[drowsy crest]

who tf ghost ping

[restive storm]

he said something he probably regretted

[cursive pawn]

hi Fobby Bischer

[drowsy crest]

hi

what did you delete

[grim edge]

wheres the cat

[cursive pawn]

hi Fobby Bischer

[cursive pawn]

ill put it back fine

but only for this server

[drowsy crest]

ight

[grim edge]

okay. we want the cat

[pearl juniper]

Hi

[restive storm]

looksmaxxer no. 650

[grim edge]

No hi

[drowsy crest]

damn greeting me is an instant regret fr

[restive storm]

he didn't delete that

[drowsy crest]

then what did he delete

[cursive pawn]

ok

[grim edge]

ok

[cursive pawn]

Dahlia

[grim edge]

Dahlia

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-rigby-stop-talking-annoyed-irritated-gif-4421161

[cursive pawn]

i said cat pfp is gay

[grim edge]

no

cat pfp is cool and friendly

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[grim edge]

and a little gay

but it's cool

[cursive pawn]

some guy was talking with me cuz he thought im a woman

[grim edge]

cute

[cursive pawn]

then stopped talking when he knew im a guy

[grim edge]

remove the cat pfp

ha

[cursive pawn]

Dahlia disagree

[grim edge]

a random guy was talking to me because he thought im a girl

[grim edge]

i disagree with dahlia

[opal birch]

assumes you're a girl because of cat pfp

[cursive pawn]

i disagree with the political system

[stable mirage]

UwU

[grim edge]

UwU

[cursive pawn]

hi Sirius (bad)

[grim edge]

yes.

[stable mirage]

600 ok

[grim edge]

democracy overrated fr

[restive storm]

what's the best cat

1. monday cat
2. smurf cat
3. chipi chipi cat

[grim edge]

3

[jaunty kindle]

no cat

[grim edge]

4: dog

[cursive pawn]

chipi

[restive storm]

catnap from poppy playtime is the best cat

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-cat-gif-9236217281233329219

[grim edge]

dogs are cute

are dogs worse than cats?

theyre all cute

[stable mirage]

no they’re objectively better

[cursive pawn]

fish better

[grim edge]

and i need a cat to fill the void in my life

a dog can fill the void

[cursive pawn]

ill fill u

[opal birch]

ok

[cursive pawn]

Rawdogger (blunder)

[grim edge]

feel

i feel you

[cursive pawn]

already damn

[grim edge]

whatever

i live alone and the only sound i hear every day is spotify

and work calls and meetings

[drowsy crest]

[grim edge]

and school

[restive storm]

ok I got the top 5 cats list

1. cat walk
2. cat jumpscare
3. cat scream
4. cat eat
5. silly cat
   honorable mention: guy gets his hand stuck in a garbage can and does 2 rizz faces and then screams while laughing at the same time

[drowsy crest]

saucy catboy busts it down catboy style is not considered goated with the sauce

[cursive pawn]

i have humiliation k

[grim edge]

What do you call a Chinese cat that loves money?

[cursive pawn]

Food

[grim edge]

Nah

[scenic holly]

alright guys
I made a puzzle that is impossible to solve. 7 only moves to maintain an advantage https://lichess.org/study/WdAqo13m

[cursive pawn]

Choinise

[restive storm]

there's another cat tier list let me get it for you guys

[grim edge]

It's cat ching!

[restive storm]

what thehell I dont get it

[cursive pawn]

Ok lemme pull up my chessbase engine

[grim edge]

seriously?

[drowsy crest]

I have a dog tierlist

[cursive pawn]

Cat fishing

[grim edge]

my hobby

[cursive pawn]

I can be ur hobby

[drowsy crest]

wait I read that as "i can be your fobby"

[cursive pawn]

hi Fobby Bischer

[restive storm]

top 5 cats (part 2)

1. cat dance
2. cat spin
3. cat fall
4. cat speak
5. cat fly
   honorable mention: kid does a taunting face and gets hit by an object resulting in the kid spinning 5 revolutions per second

[drowsy crest]

this is unbiased because I own a siberian husky

[grim edge]

wtf german shepherd is def S tier

[cursive pawn]

Dogs are just disabled

[drowsy crest]

its my friend's tierlist

for me husky and shephard S tier

[stable mirage]

silly cat as in boykisser?

[restive storm]

no

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-7099278856497118059

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-my-beloved-gif-3056565435677330496

[rigid meteor]

hey guys is 1500 a good chess elo to be at?

[cursive pawn]

no get gud

[opal birch]

yes,

[cursive pawn]

hi Altair

[stable mirage]

1500 is better than most casuals

[grim edge]

Yea definitely

[rigid meteor]

by the end of this year imma try get to 2000 chess elo

[grim edge]

adopting a cat is not a hobby. it's a commitment. i am adopting a cat because theyre cute and to see if i can handle bigger responsibilities

[opal birch]

go for it dawg

[rigid meteor]

or maybe even higher but yeah I guess 1500 is pretty good

[cursive pawn]

shut up and adopt me

[drowsy crest]

top 5 cats (part 2)
cat dance
cat spin
cat fall
cat speak
cat fly
honorable mention: quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.. is he goated with the sauce?

[cursive pawn]

imma bust

[restive storm]

is this like against the rules

[drowsy crest]

no its a meme reference

[cursive pawn]

show meme

[restive storm]

haven't heard of it but even if it's a meme wouldn't the contents of it be against the rules

[drowsy crest]

https://youtu.be/iRPEXUnEHIM?si=U_qkMGPQW4PvLK4x

[restive storm]

I'm not entirely sure if mods would allow that lol

top 5 scariest jumpscares

#5

[glossy radish]

h

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/coke-cola-cola-coke-coca-cola-soda-gif-25365840

[glossy radish]

sigh

[restive storm]

#4

https://tenor.com/view/cpw-gif-26996070

[grim edge]

Im undergoing cardiac arrest because of your jumpscare

[restive storm]

are you ok

[grim edge]

no

[glossy radish]

good

[restive storm]

that's not good

[grim edge]

I AM UNDERGOING CARDIAC ARREST

WHY TF WOULD I BE OK

[rigid meteor]

what elo are you all?

[grim edge]

3

[stable mirage]

I tilted to about 235

[grim edge]

I like turtles

[stable mirage]

I like cheese

[fickle rampart]

Do you like extending your Duolingo streak

[grim edge]

i will have to discuss this with my partner. hes sleeping rn

[drowsy crest]

I break it on purpose and block the notifs

Do what you can

[grim edge]

I'm 5'8 how do I heightmaxx

[fickle rampart]

I might break something on purpose to retaliate

[drowsy crest]

It's over for you

[drowsy crest]

Do it, I dare you

[stable mirage]

.

[fickle rampart]

[grim edge]

how do you say good night in French?

[fickle rampart]

Bonne nuit

[grim edge]

How do I heightmaxx

It's nighty night my qwaso

[severe oxide]

#FreeFin

[stable mirage]

how do you say duolingo is a green evil bird in Portuguese

or use proper grammar if you want

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[grim edge]

#FinFree

[fickle rampart]

duolingo é um lindo pássaro verde

[drowsy crest]

Tie your hands to a bar with metal and put 3 tons of weight to your leg

[mystic stream]

U suk

[stable mirage]

thanks

turns out im not very good at outlaw only

[grim edge]

No

[drowsy crest]

I don't

[grim edge]

Ngl, since Fin got locked out, ive been listening to sad songs

[stable mirage]

my opponents:

[grim edge]

bone extensions.

[fickle rampart]

Wear high heels

[severe oxide]

become disabled so you can be 5'8" instead of 5'5"

[grim edge]

how do you say wear high heels in mongolian?

[fickle rampart]

өндөр өсгийт өмс

[grim edge]

thanks

[severe oxide]

these things

[fickle rampart]

Np

[grim edge]

No

https://open.spotify.com/track/1mw0RgNXIpYRyyCdBQbLgA?si=38d7560e501f486a

[shy pike]

ass game

I mean good job

[grim edge]

HE GOT LOCKED OUT???

[grim edge]

idk maybe or banned

[severe oxide]

Nah

[grim edge]

WHYYY???

[severe oxide]

i got the ban into a lock out

[torpid lintel]

@rigid meteor

[mystic stream]

[grim edge]

thanks incho

youre now his best buddy

vimun is out

[severe oxide]

made some semi racist jokes

[grim edge]

about indians

[rigid meteor]

Yes?

[grim edge]

Not suprised...

[drowsy crest]

Omg hi stormy

[torpid lintel]

Sry for ping I was looking at your chess.com user name. For more information to help you on #1039943660839641139

[drowsy crest]

Weird way to say you suck at it (yes the game sucks)

[shy pike]

haiii

[rigid meteor]

oh okay I sent my info in the thread

[drowsy crest]

Hru

[plain arrow]

Chat's been strangely quiet today

[shy pike]

bad

[severe oxide]

thats good to hear

[shy pike]

wish you'd be strangely quiet

[shy pike]

:3

[torpid lintel]

Yes check that again

[drowsy crest]

Did you finish making cs3

[grim edge]

i hope your day gets worse!!! 😄

[opal birch]

Bone Extensions are so terrible even result is awful since your proportions are unnatural and the mobility of a 80 year old man

[grim edge]

can someone kill me

[plain arrow]

Sharp weapons, projectiles or blunt weapons?

[mystic stream]

In valorant yeah

Id beat u in. 1v1

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/polloneso-stardew-valley-uwu-gif-10934498127636094395

[stable mirage]

stardew

[mystic stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

https://tenor.com/view/two-dots-loading-processing-gif-15637588

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612696284695887872/755773072975462440/image0-8.gif

[grim edge]

LMAOOO what a funny gif

funniest gif i have ever seen in my entire life

[opal birch]

rooftop sniper or drive by

[grim edge]

use cyanide instead

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[mystic stream]

CN

[plain arrow]

I just realized that my initials is the same as Blunder Master lol

[mystic stream]

Lol

[minor spoke]

HI

[minor spoke]

HI

[minor spoke]

HI

[severe oxide]

Bro think he a national master 💀🙏

[mystic stream]

Couldnt be me

[drowsy crest]

i-

[minor spoke]

💀

[minor spoke]

[grim edge]

what rank

today i hit 1600 for the first time ever, immediately lost it and now i got it back again

feels good

[echo kestrel]

What an interesting move from a 2200... 🤔

[grim edge]

I don't get it

what happens if you take

[echo kestrel]

Yeah, I honestly don't either

[echo kestrel]

Not really sure..

[solid schooner]

it was a misclick

he meant to take the queen

[grim edge]

if it is

that's so unfortunate and annoying

happens to the best of us

[solid schooner]

lets hit some puzzles

@grim edge

[fallen valley]

Cheeseburger with no cheese

[solid schooner]

endgame study

3000 rated puzzle in lichess

[last verge]

hi sa003

[solid schooner]

hi

[grim edge]

kf6?

[last verge]

im goated at bullet now

[opal birch]

Grilled cheese with no cheese

[solid schooner]

noi think g5 equalizes

[grim edge]

Oh

I didn't really think about that being a good move at all

is it because of the double pawn down gfile?

[last verge]

g5+ by white after Kf6

[solid schooner]

yes

i was looking at gxh

gxh gxh Kf6

[last verge]

bullet

[grim edge]

Ohhh makes sense

[solid schooner]

dont send unneccesary messages

but i think gxh gxh and Kf6 must me the right continuation

do we all agree?

@grim edge @last verge

[grim edge]

I guess so, is there a continuation afterwards?

[solid schooner]

i mean white is in zugzvang

Kf3 kf5 (if Kg3 then Ke4) and if Ke3 Kg4

and if white starts with Ke3 first

Kf5 Kf3 there is f6

and with the same idea and we win the pawn

do you see what i see?

the new position

and ofc i misplayed it

Kg6 is not correct

[grim edge]

I understand better now yes

How come?

[solid schooner]

Kd6 was the better move

push the king first then go for the pawn

haha

it says kd6 f5 Kd6

[scenic holly]

Ke6?

[solid schooner]

this is a good line

[solid schooner]

nope

it was gxh

[scenic holly]

Kd6

whatt

[scenic holly]

I guess so

[scenic holly]

Ng6>

[abstract mantle]

chess is not as cool as this guy

[solid schooner]

insticts tell me that it is correct

[scenic holly]

nice

[abstract mantle]

i know the hippie jump was tight af

[somber ravine]

An indian player just said "teri mai k bur" in chat after i beat him in rapid, does it mean congrats or good game?

[solid schooner]

please grow up we solving puzzles

[scenic holly]

now play me :0

[abstract mantle]

but the tight af hippe jump over the dog doing nothing

[solid schooner]

what does white have after Ng6?

Ng6 is correct

white plays Qg5

we cant take the knight

[abstract mantle]

after ng6, white has a bishop a queen two rooks 6 pawns and a king

and a horse

[scenic holly]

perhaps Ne4

[solid schooner]

Ne4 seems right

yea

[mortal parrot]

I'm lurking, what level puzzle was that out of curiosity

[solid schooner]

3000

[scenic holly]

really?

damn

[solid schooner]

it is not Ne4

[scenic holly]

rip

[solid schooner]

that move is not right

lol

[ionic trench]

woke up to a bloody nose lol

[solid schooner]

the puzzle ens after Rxe1

[mortal parrot]

Oh hey I can't change your name here

[solid schooner]

you have to take the rook and then that's ll

[ionic trench]

why

[scenic holly]

bruh

[mortal parrot]

Because my mod powers don't transfer Spencer

[ionic trench]

kirgir lets play 3+2 if you win then you change my name to whatever for a month and if i win i get whatever name i want

for atleast a month

[mortal parrot]

You're in the wrong discord channel for that.

[ionic trench]

i know

but the main idea is the bet

any timecontrol you want

we are practically the same rating so its a fair matchup

[mortal parrot]

eh

[scenic holly]

At first glance I'm thinking rook sac

[ionic trench]

is it a yes?

[solid schooner]

i dont like rook sac

[fallen valley]

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[stable jungle]

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[mortal parrot]

My 1100 brain says push the queen

[solid schooner]

i was thinking about it but after Qh8 Bg8 Bh7

[ionic trench]

tf you're 1100?

ok i give you odds how about that

[solid schooner]

he cant protect the bishop and cant move his king

[mortal parrot]

Oh thanks @fallen valley but I'm just trolling him because I'm a mod over at Gotham

[solid schooner]

nvm he can move his king

[fallen valley]

Yes I'm aware

[ionic trench]

@mortal parrot how about odds...?

[scenic holly]

everyone is subject to rules

[mortal parrot]

pass

[ionic trench]

BRUH

WHY

[mortal parrot]

Oh I see, I didn't realize my gif was blocked. Why don't we have that

I'm doing the trusted thing, thanks

[ionic trench]

cmon kirgir dont be like that

3+2 odds

[upbeat viper]

Rip opponent

[mortal parrot]

I'm not flooding their discord with your back and forth

Krieger out

[ionic trench]

bruh

[solid schooner]

black was 2400

[upbeat viper]

Well, bad 2400

:')

[solid schooner]

white was fm

[ionic trench]

ok can you atleast change my name to GM thelawliofbruh

[solid schooner]

@scenic holly i am sure the move is Qh8

if Bg8 there is Rxe8

no wait we are down a piece

[scenic holly]

ah that would make sense

[solid schooner]

winning it back is pointless

[scenic holly]

well we are only down 1 minor piece and at the end of the exchange we are up a rook

[solid schooner]

technically it will be rook for 2 pieces

[plain arrow]

What about Bh3?

[solid schooner]

it is reasonable

but what if white takes

[plain arrow]

I thought we're playing as Black?

[solid schooner]

or maybe idk

[plain arrow]

Oh, wait. I forgot the bishop defending f2

[solid schooner]

i get the idea but i was looking at more agresive ways

Qh8 Bg8 Rxe8 Rxe8 Kxe8

[echo kestrel]

Don't think there's mate here ngl

[solid schooner]

i know

we will be up an exchange but is it enough to win

[keen mica]

Huh

[solid schooner]

can we all agree the right first move is Qh8?

[keen mica]

Qh1?

[solid schooner]

yea sry lol

[keen mica]

or h8?

I was bouta say. ERMMMM

more specifically Qh1+

[mortal parrot]

Got this at 1100, that's good

[keen mica]

Bh3

[solid schooner]

Re8 looks tempting

[mortal parrot]

Is it bh2 next?

[keen mica]

Im lookin at Bh3 a bit

[solid schooner]

def no

[mortal parrot]

Fair

[scenic holly]

rook takes, rook takes bishop takes king takes queen takes and you are up

[echo kestrel]

Hehe...
Down everything, but I got mate in 5 against a 2230

[keen mica]

if gxh3 Qxh3++

[solid schooner]

no need to take your dark squared

he will take the light one

[echo kestrel]

Lol no

[keen mica]

Check Bh3 a bit

[echo kestrel]

Why not Ke2? King just runs away

[keen mica]

Rook attacks e2

[echo kestrel]

Well this is easy, just take the rook

[keen mica]

He takes back

[echo kestrel]

Not if the bishop doesn't move lol

[echo kestrel]

Then take

[solid schooner]

yea doesnt see fxg

i like Bh3 ides

[plain arrow]

Wait... Qh1 followed up by Bh3 is actually good

[plain arrow]

Nvm, that sucks

[keen mica]

Bh3 in the final position we have looks good

[plain arrow]

Wait

Is that mate?

[keen mica]

yesir

[solid schooner]

no wait

[keen mica]

I think

[echo kestrel]

What if Ke2 instead of Bg1???

You can't convince me there's mate here. I still say no

[solid schooner]

isnt there Re7?

[plain arrow]

If gxh3 then Qxh3 is mate

[solid schooner]

Bh3 Re7?

[keen mica]

mhmm

And if they dont defend Qxb2 mate

only way to defend Bh3 is Re2

[solid schooner]

i meant Re2

[echo kestrel]

What in the world do you do if Ke2 here..???

[keen mica]

so Bh3 Re2?

[solid schooner]

wait

[keen mica]

are we calculating that now?

[solid schooner]

i am guessing

[somber ravine]

Ba3?

sorry

Bh3*

[solid schooner]

i think i found the solution

it is Rxe1 first then Bh3

@keen mica wouldnt you agree?

[somber ravine]

Really? i disagree

[keen mica]

Not quite

[solid schooner]

on Re2 there is Bh2

[keen mica]

They take back with rook

we dont gain anything but a trade

[somber ravine]

That e file control will be on jeopardy , my low elo brain thinks that

[keen mica]

so its Bh3

[chrome pilot]

trading in chess is wild

[solid schooner]

no we gain something for sure

[somber ravine]

I found bh3 quite obvious here

[solid schooner]

we cant get hit with Bxf7 ideas to draw

[keen mica]

WAIT

i think its Bh2 now

[chrome pilot]

I like to play it safe so i’d js take the rook, they take back then u js take with bishop for a +2 trd

[solid schooner]

nah i believe first Rxe1 then bh3 Bh2 idea

[keen mica]

Bh2, Qd4, Bh3, Re2, Rxe2 Kxe2 Qxg2

[somber ravine]

White can just play re2 tho

[keen mica]

This is better

[somber ravine]

With or without rxe1

[keen mica]

without

[solid schooner]

i believe we should

rice says no

[solid schooner]

Bh3 Re2 Bd2 Qd4 ?

[keen mica]

Rxe1 just loses the file

[solid schooner]

because if Bh2 right away it there is Kf2

[keen mica]

then do Rxe2 Kxe2 Qxg2+

[solid schooner]

you dont have the rook protecting the bishop anymore if you play Bh2

[solid schooner]

what?

[keen mica]

Wait

[solid schooner]

Bf2?

[keen mica]

Were you restarting the line

[solid schooner]

or even Qf2

[solid schooner]

go from beginning

[somber ravine]

What if rex1 ,rxe1.. bh3 re2?

[solid schooner]

exactly what i ma saying

rice doesnt believe in it

[somber ravine]

Yeah that defends white quite well, doesn't it?

[solid schooner]

@keen mica give me whole line

wait nvm there might be Rxe1 Rxe1 Bh3 Qe2

[keen mica]

Alright

[somber ravine]

No matter we take rxe1 or not..white still will have re2

[solid schooner]

i agree it must be Bh3 now

[keen mica]

Woo hoo

[solid schooner]

@keen mica Bh3 first move?

[keen mica]

Yep, or Bh2

[keen mica]

WAIT not Bh2

just Bh3

Then Bh2

After Re2

[solid schooner]

Qd4?

[somber ravine]

Isnt re2 better for white than qe2?

[solid schooner]

nah

[keen mica]

Nope

[somber ravine]

Why?

[solid schooner]

Qf2 protects g1 and g2

[somber ravine]

qf2????

[solid schooner]

Qf2 would be next move

[scenic holly]

just Bh2?

[somber ravine]

are we talking about different puzzle here?

[solid schooner]

now let me think pleasse

[somber ravine]

The bishop will be right there, right?

on g3

[solid schooner]

we are saying after Qe2 white's idea is to play Qf2 on Bh2

understandable?

now let me calculate

[keen mica]

so its Bh3 Re2 Bh2 Qd4. Then its Bxg1 Qxg1, Kxg1 Rxe2

[keen mica]

And you get another piece

Theres no mate I dont believe

Bh2

[somber ravine]

Ohh alright

[solid schooner]

sounds reasonable

[grim edge]

who wants to join my server

I wonder what the story is behind everyone joining this server. 🤔

[keen mica]

#〘📝〙rules

[graceful lintel]

[keen mica]

after that what did it do

[grim edge]

It seems this is against the server rules. 🤔

[keen mica]

Bh2

[solid schooner]

Qd4

[keen mica]

Bxg1

[somber ravine]

So its better for black to just take the rook on e1 with bishop i think

[grim edge]

What does "Bh2" mean? I'm curious to know more. 🤔

[keen mica]

then Qxg1 Qxg1 Kxg1 Rxe2 and your up material

[keen mica]

Bishop to h2

[scenic holly]

it's chess notation

[somber ravine]

After qe2

[solid schooner]

yea Qxg1 is Qx Bx and Rxe8

[somber ravine]

after qe2,bxe1

[keen mica]

e8??

[solid schooner]

if bishop takes white takes the rook first

[somber ravine]

What about qd4 after bh2?

[grim edge]

I see. I'm curious to know more. 🤔

[graceful lintel]

it's called chess notations

It was invented so we can wrote down the game and save it and it's way more convenient than taking pic of every move smth

[solid schooner]

bxg1

[keen mica]

Oh wait I solved it?

[scenic holly]

I actually have a puzzle that I want to share

[solid schooner]

yes

[keen mica]

W

[solid schooner]

defvW

[somber ravine]

And after qxg1?

[solid schooner]

Qxg1 Kxg1 Rxe2

[solid schooner]

isnt it Ng3?

[grim edge]

Thank you for your detailed response. Chess seems to be a very interesting game with lots of history behind it. 🤔

[somber ravine]

Yeah i missed the whole line and started out of middle..i didn't know there was re8 first

Next puzzle pls

[silent quest]

Fs

[scenic holly]

perhaps just discovered check and win the knight

[solid schooner]

hehe

i will be back

solve da puzzle guys

[keen mica]

c7

[scenic holly]

no

[silent quest]

Bh3?

[scenic holly]

here's the full thing if you want to solve it all https://lichess.org/study/WdAqo13m

[silent quest]

How do you create a study?

[grim edge]

What does "Fs" mean? This seems like a type of internet slang, although I am uninformed. 🤔

[scenic holly]

fore sure

[keen mica]

B h3+ Kh1, Bg2+Kg1 Bxh2+, Kxh2 Qh5+, Kg1 Q h1++

[grim edge]

I see. Thank you for your response. 😊

[keen mica]

Solved

[lean eagle]

helllo

[peak plank]

me go sleep now

[solid schooner]

yes just came back and i agree but what if Kg3?

[grim edge]

Hello. How has your day been? I'm curious to learn the story behind you joining this server. 🤔

[peak plank]

gn chat

[solid schooner]

Qh5 Kg3

[keen mica]

Rook just goes back rank and goes to b8 to go to c1 to skewer king

[keen mica]

When

[solid schooner]

Qh5+ Kg3

[keen mica]

Oh just go Qh3 ++

[solid schooner]

Kf4

[keen mica]

Oops

[somber ravine]

Bh3+ kh1,, bg2+ kg1,, bxh2+ kxh2 qh5

mate in 2 after that

[solid schooner]

Kg3

[keen mica]

I got it

[solid schooner]

Kf4....

[somber ravine]

Qh3

[solid schooner]

kf4

[somber ravine]

(Aggressively ragequits)

[solid schooner]

its lichess puzzle

you gota be prepared for everything

[somber ravine]

Qh5 after kg1?

[solid schooner]

tf?

Qh5 there is Kg3

[keen mica]

After Kg3 go Qg5+ then K h2 , Q f4+, Qg3 f2+

[somber ravine]

The king just moves to g3 from g1?

[solid schooner]

just to save you trouble and time....

[keen mica]

Then your win

[somber ravine]

tf you on

[keen mica]

I got it

[solid schooner]

Bh3 is inccorect

[keen mica]

its Bxh2

Do it

[somber ravine]

No way bxh2 is correct

[somber ravine]

I will quit chess if that's the move

[grim edge]

Hello. How has your day been? I'm curious to learn the story behind you joining this server. 🤔

[solid schooner]

here is the solution

[somber ravine]

The story behind joining this server is that i had a car accident

[solid schooner]

ENDGAME STUDY

[keen mica]

h3 goes crazy

[somber ravine]

So the objective was to take the knight

[solid schooner]

yea

[keen mica]

bruh

[solid schooner]

and then win the queen

[grim edge]

I'm sorry to hear that. Did you join this server out of grief?

[somber ravine]

E6

[somber ravine]

No i joined this server because i love chess..i just wanted to share to you that i had a car accident

[graceful lintel]

Yea indeed,
Like before 18th century there was no time control system.I was juts wondering how PPL used to play it 💀

Imagine if a player refused to make a move smth

[somber ravine]

I always have unrealistic mating fantasies .. yk what i mean

Which never happens ofc

[keen mica]

ima send my puzzle to sa003 so he can post it

[grim edge]

I'm interested in the human species. 😊

[sharp delta]

@cunning vigil ELEPHANT ENTHUSIAST?

[somber ravine]

@keen mica Whats ur elo

[sharp delta]

its prolly like 2000

[keen mica]

above 2000

[somber ravine]

Nice

Thats me after 1 month..TRUST

[keen mica]

TRUST

[somber ravine]

what about you

[keen mica]

I dmed the puzzle

[sharp delta]

like 250

[keen mica]

@solid schooner

[solid schooner]

busy rn

[knotty egret]

I hate these kind of puzzles bruh

[somber ravine]

Nice i am 250 too

But in pounds

[knotty egret]

Takes an hour to solve

[sharp delta]

no way I can bench you

[keen mica]

Wait till you see my puzzle

[somber ravine]

You should be able to bench me lol..i am only 55 kg

[sharp delta]

250 pounds is like 100 kg

[knotty egret]

How tall

[keen mica]

I argue c3 is the best oppening

[knotty egret]

Boring

[somber ravine]

e6

[knotty egret]

I argue englund is the best opening

[sharp delta]

for black or white?

[keen mica]

white

Ive not lost in tournament with it sooo

[knotty egret]

You gotta say the whole line

[somber ravine]

Ohh i don't know american measurement ssystem but i know what tf a kilometre is

[somber ravine]

Dont you love a little suspense?

[sharp delta]

so I could bench two of you

[somber ravine]

5 Ft 9

[sharp delta]

thats like the most average possible height you could be

[somber ravine]

I can probably bench 2 of me too

[somber ravine]

Not in asia tho

[sharp delta]

I thought you didnt use american measurements

[somber ravine]

Its slightly taller

[somber ravine]

You caught me good there

[sharp delta]

I'm gonna go sleep I have to do a speech tomorrow

I hate big audiences

[echo kestrel]

Then just hope nobody shows up

[sharp delta]

technically, hoping doesn't statistically change the probablility of that event occuring

or I could just not show up

[echo kestrel]

Sure it does

It absolutely does

I believe it does

[sharp delta]

if you flip a coin, and you want it to land on heads, its still a 50 50 chance of either side

[keen mica]

I hate my chess.com account, its so inacurate💀 says im 1500 when im really 1800-2400

I just screw around on chess.com

[sharp delta]

fr

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> wild_potatoes

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 292
Blitz: 223
Bullet: 607 (683 peak)

[keen mica]

true

[sharp delta]

I have a really high bullet rating because I'm good at moving my pieces fast while the other person runs out of time

[keen mica]

my puzzles was at 3000 once

rip my prime

Ill overachieve it again

Heres my puzzle, Black promotes to queen and its whites move

a1=Q

[sharp delta]

I managed to get a draw with martin with him almost beating me

[keen mica]

💀

one is correct

And you have to win

[normal hatch]

Ba2 blunders the pawn

I think

[keen mica]

its like a 71 move puzzle but took me 7 seconds to make

[drowsy crest]

fr fr

[keen mica]

correct

Kc5

70 more moves

[normal hatch]

U bring the king to b3 no?

Kc3

Wait im dumb

Kc1

[keen mica]

Theres a queen threatening pawn and bishop

Kc1

[drowsy crest]

soon enough

[normal hatch]

Kc1 c3 Kc2 maybe

[keen mica]

Join chess streaming 2 vc to watch me speedrun 3200 stockfish maximum

[drowsy crest]

sure

[keen mica]

who wants to see me speed run stockfish?

[scenic holly]

I'll see

[keen mica]

sure

Im in vc 2 rn

[pearl juniper]

@keen mica Come to vc 2

[keen mica]

alr

My mic kinda bugs out when I speak anyways

can you see or no?

[pearl juniper]

No..

Could you try restarting the stream?

@keen mica

[drowsy crest]

Holy shit I wanted that reaction honor

[keen mica]

sure ill restart it

[drowsy crest]

bro alone is the honored one

[ionic trench]

why is there the n word in the form of super reactions

[keen mica]

Can you see

[drowsy crest]

No one report

[ionic trench]

why

[drowsy crest]

just dont

[ionic trench]

i want drama

[queen totem]

Hey fobby fischer

[normal hatch]

Its simply a country

[drowsy crest]

be a better person

[ionic trench]

no

[drowsy crest]

Hi

[ionic trench]

@proven lintel watup man

[drowsy crest]

from next time you can just tag that message to look cool

[pearl juniper]

Ignore it lol.

[ionic trench]

no i want drama

[drowsy crest]

@proven lintel can I be the honored one as well

[proven lintel]

Not much rn

[pearl juniper]

I'm afraid I can't ..

[cold agate]

Wanna play a game of chess

[drowsy crest]

cant

[ionic trench]

well there might not be much of you left on this server soon

[proven lintel]

Kk

[drowsy crest]

honor me deadguy

[proven lintel]

Lmao

[drowsy crest]

I would be forever grateful

[cold agate]

Wana play game of chess

[proven lintel]

Nuh uh

[ionic trench]

whats ur rating

[drowsy crest]

I would coach you chess

[cold agate]

2 elo

[ionic trench]

whats ur actual rating

[drowsy crest]

I will appeal for your unban

[cold agate]

599

[ionic trench]

damn

sure lets play 10 games

[proven lintel]

I dont care were all gonna die and we will all be forgotten it doesnt matter how good you are in chess

[ionic trench]

be my child

[cold agate]

Thanks Dad but I'll play 1 game cause I gtg to sleep after

[drowsy crest]

cant be forgotten if I do something remarkable

[ionic trench]

smh no adoption?

[drowsy crest]

like h*tler

[cold agate]

My user is spoke670 send a 10 min unrated

[proven lintel]

You will be remembered for max 200 years

[ionic trench]

10min rated? nah blitz