💬〡general-off-topic

[minor spoke]

Ok BAI PPL imma dip

[warm spindle]

In

[random crest]

All g. Quiz is more important than the L u were gonna take

[drowsy crest]

bbq dip

[warm spindle]

G

[rare oasis]

@warped vigil need your help, can i dm you

[minor spoke]

Ur too good for anyone

[next thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-black-guy-homeless-guy-gif-12306843104510607338

[lucid helm]

OMG

GUYS

[covert cosmos]

no

[grim edge]

HAHAHAHA

[warped vigil]

yes.

[lucid helm]

I BEAT MAGNUS IN CHALLENGE MODE

[hallow thistle]

WWW

[upbeat viper]

That's a bold move

[drowsy crest]

indeed

[covert cosmos]

mmm

[drowsy crest]

I am winning tactically

[next thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-clinton-relations-no-sexual-relations-gif-14308459

[grim edge]

Weird

But okay

[covert cosmos]

agree

[next thorn]

yeah Bill Clinton is a weird guy

[short stream]

aiou

[grim edge]

Send more kung fu goofy ass gifs. That is approve

[next thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-confused-andrew-tate-tate-shrug-andrew-tate-shrug-andrew-tate-well-gif-27138326

[cursive pawn]

JoyousArch928 how do i no be depression

[grim edge]

What?

[covert cosmos]

never

[rain trout]

Hi chat

Send feet pictures

[grim edge]

Please change your name

It was Anis before

[rain trout]

Done

[glossy radish]

focused

[waxen arrow]

I missed a free queen 😦 https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/99278080957?tab=review&move=46&tab=review&classification=brilliant&autorun=true

[worn ice]

DeesDNP (1077) vs. BachaniH (1124)

Move List

1. d4 e6 2. Bf4 c5 3. c3 Nf6 4. e3 Nc6 5. Bd3 cxd4 6. exd4 Be7 7. [Nf3] Nd5 8. Bg3 O-O 9. O-O Qb6 10. Qb3 Qd8 11. c4 Nb6 12. d5 exd5 13. cxd5 Nb8 14. d6 Bf6 15. Be5 Re8 16. Bxf6 Qxf6 17. Nc3 Qxd6 18. Rae1 Rxe1 19. Rxe1 h6 20. Nb5 Qf8 21. Nc7 Nc6 22. Nxa8 Nxa8 23. Bc4 b6 24. Bxf7+ Qxf7 25. Re8+ 

[rain trout]

@covert cosmos hi kirbee

@worn ice shut up

[covert cosmos]

cheese

[rain trout]

Did that furry eat Kirby?

[warm spindle]

One day you could "get over it" this could be in many ways, but this is just my experience and I don't know what is going in in your head.

[covert cosmos]

hhuh

[glossy radish]

just u wait

hi

[rain trout]

Hey. That's me

[cursive pawn]

[rain trout]

I wanna sleep with Shrek too

[glossy radish]

kitty

[rain trout]

[grim edge]

[rain trout]

Real

[grim edge]

[glossy radish]

hi unity

[grim edge]

Peepo looks cute

[covert cosmos]

:(** **

[glossy radish]

wanna see the one i drew

[spark apex]

Indians have to deal with a virtually closed pool and naturally because there are a lot of ambitious young players that have a low starting rating the entire pool is extremely deflated

[grim edge]

Yesss

[glossy radish]

i’m still very proud of that one

[spark apex]

1400 FIDE in India would probably be close to 1800 FIDE in Europe

[warped vigil]

Jeepers... good luck studying then

[spark apex]

Still hella underrated, 2300 blitz at 1400 FIDE :/

[grim edge]

Send now

[glossy radish]

studying sucks i’m not doing it anymore

[glossy radish]

i did

[grim edge]

And send it to #🎨〡art-submissions too

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

Oh this?

[glossy radish]

yuh

dunce hat

[warped vigil]

@spark apex did I ask you your suroi username

[spark apex]

I've seen bigger rating disparities but probably underrated ucsf

[grim edge]

Looks like real peepo! Nice

[glossy radish]

@gray rapids ur not the real chocolate.

[grim edge]

Im just happy that there’s only one dahlia in this server

[covert cosmos]

:3

[glossy radish]

nono i was kidding

i’m sorry

[warped vigil]

I wonder if ab or AB is harder

[glossy radish]

uhhh @minor spoke

[warm spindle]

I've seen people struggle far more in optimization and related rates

Than limits

[covert cosmos]

no i love kirby :3

or purple pancakes same thig

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[spark apex]

yeah it's being instated in march iirc

[minor spoke]

Ok get out of here u disgrace

[nimble niche]

if i play a tournament in january does it get rated in march?

[grim edge]

If I will have my first OTB tourney, what will my chess rating be? Like zero or 200 elo?

[covert cosmos]

0

[glossy radish]

aaaaaaaaa

[spark apex]

@grim edge Opinion on high 1700 FIDE being equivalent to 2100 USCF or ~2400+ blitz in my area?

[glossy radish]

i LOVE vanilla

[grim edge]

You pinged the wrong person ig

[spark apex]

their fault for being named that

deal with the consequences "batman"

[minor spoke]

U get out as well

[spark apex]

smh my smh my head

[warped vigil]

I know you didn't ask me.. but it seems a little high to me

[grim edge]

Excuse me kind sir. Don't talk to Bast like that. He's the only Batman in this server

[minor spoke]

Ok wait vanilla is good but nowhere near choclate

[warm spindle]

Wow

[glossy radish]

i really LOVEDE vanilla

hi mohit!

[twin moon]

Heyo

[warm spindle]

Vile

[torpid lintel]

Who wanna join today tournament? I will make if more then 5 people wanna join. Also ( @peak plank )

[nova verge]

Hey

[nimble niche]

i love pineapple flavoured ice cream

[warm spindle]

It IS 1000

[twin moon]

Hey

[warm spindle]

Probably 2300

[nova verge]

What’s up?

[grim edge]

I havent had OTB tourney. Will my official elo be zero then?

[warm spindle]

Nah probably 2800

[grim edge]

How do I get a fide rating?

[warm spindle]

You're obviously a hater?

[minor spoke]

Excusemewhat

[warped vigil]

Hay

[warm spindle]

Lighten up a little bud

[minor spoke]

💀

[warm spindle]

Part of growing up is realizing I'm right and you're wrong.

[minor spoke]

Lmaooooo

[warm spindle]

something projecting

[minor spoke]

Wisdom goes crazy

[grim edge]

Choky i think I like something

[minor spoke]

U like chokebar

[warm spindle]

Do you know linear algebra

[grim edge]

Huh?

[cursive pawn]

Psychological projection is a defense mechanism people subconsciously employ in order to cope with difficult feelings or emotions. Psychological projection involves projecting undesirable feelings or emotions onto someone else

[minor spoke]

I DO

[grim edge]

Thanks! I gotta travel for fide

[warm spindle]

This is like when u have a vector u and another w and u projects itself onto w

[grim edge]

@warm spindle I like something

[warm spindle]

Or u is projected onto w more correctly

[warm spindle]

Congratulations

[torpid lintel]

@grim edge Wanna join on tournament today too? 👀

Also good morning all

[grim edge]

Id like to have a digital chessboard so I can see the lines when I touch the pieces.

[warm spindle]

Every Eastern European country

Mongolia

South korea

[grim edge]

Choky i said I like to have a digital chessboard

[nova trellis]

North korea

[warm spindle]

Vague

[warm spindle]

😸 😸

Hungary czechia Germany

East Germany

Russia too if that counts as well

[torpid lintel]

By the way what you mean by bully you? When we did that? is thag not how tournament go?

[warm spindle]

Thats why you play chess.com

[torpid lintel]

Okay lets make 7 round on tournament today so you can win some too

But that's okay

[minor spoke]

Why would anybody decide to not bully u

[grim edge]

And I want to play OTB so I want a digital chessboard

[warm spindle]

What a waste of money

[grim edge]

It is not. It's for me anyway

🥺

[warm spindle]

Spend money on something useful like nfts, fannypacks and discord nitro classic x 5

[grim edge]

What's fannpacks

And discord Nitro classic x 5?

You're so smart and you know many things

You're so cool!

Ewwww

It hurts my eyes

Moms wear that

[chrome pilot]

yo im planning on going to a tournament but idk how good people r there, do yall know the average rating of tournament players?

the tournaments for new players

[chrome pilot]

im pretty sure its run by fide

[grim edge]

Look

[warm spindle]

I have to die.

[minor spoke]

Ey chill we friends im joking 😭

[grim edge]

No don't dye yet. My bills will come on the 20th

[warm spindle]

Let's play 8ball!

[cursive pawn]

Ok stop talking abt nitro

[warm spindle]

Let's play 8ball!

[grim edge]

Okay

[grim edge]

Whatever that is

[cursive pawn]

How do i turn this off

Highlights

[warm spindle]

Ai notification

[grim edge]

They all look like kangaroos to me.

[warm spindle]

AI powered notification

What do you have an iPhone 22?

😸

[jaunty kindle]

Mods we need a 2200+ VC. DESPERATELY

[warm spindle]

Omgggg

[cursive pawn]

Ok i turn off its this

[warm spindle]

No.

[minor spoke]

Do i look mexican

[cursive pawn]

And stop talking abt nitro

[grim edge]

Very eloist

[warm spindle]

Nitrous oxide

[minor spoke]

Geuss

[stable mirage]

FAX

[jaunty kindle]

Who cares

[warm spindle]

It should be 2600+

Because most 2k-2500 are missing 70% of the brain

[grim edge]

Take care

[minor spoke]

What 💀

[warm spindle]

Yea I said it...

[stable mirage]

furry rp vc!

[glossy radish]

i know i know

[minor spoke]

SHUSH

[glossy radish]

[warm spindle]

Where?

[stable mirage]

would be 2200+ vc

[cursive pawn]

U smell like hydrogen sulfide

[warm spindle]

Nevermind.

[warm spindle]

U smell like ammonium nitrate

[minor spoke]

I like to race

[warm spindle]

Baby Formula

He's purple

[nova verge]

Cream

[stable mirage]

milk chocolate

[glossy radish]

he’s choclate

[grim edge]

Choky, I don't like fannypacks. They're funny-looking

[cursive pawn]

No i smell ammonium carbonate

[warm spindle]

They fit you because y

[jaunty kindle]

[nova verge]

What’s it like in New York City?

[cursive pawn]

Smelling salts

[warm spindle]

Because y has a long tail is why

[drowsy crest]

Typical400elochat

[grim edge]

Idk they're goofy and weird. I want a digital chessboard

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[stable mirage]

typical 402 elo chat

[warm spindle]

I eat taco bell for preworkout

[sage light]

would you prefer black or white here

[drowsy crest]

non typical 400 elo chat

[jaunty kindle]

[cursive pawn]

Dixon is closed

[warm spindle]

Dark square bishop

[stable mirage]

atypical

[warm spindle]

Yeap

Rotting rn

[cursive pawn]

Dont tell me u go to downing

[warm spindle]

No

[drowsy crest]

typically untypical 400 elo chat

[cursive pawn]

Okie

[warm spindle]

I don't even know what that is

[cursive pawn]

If i buy a scooter ill go there

[grim edge]

Ohhhhh it’a what you do to meeeeee

[cursive pawn]

Like a powerlifting gym that is open 24/7

[nova verge]

U have a great voice I didn’t know if you would get it

[fiery beacon]

ello mates

[warm spindle]

Not fo me ya

[torpid lintel]

@grim edge Or anyone can suggest today tournament name

[stable mirage]

hi e

[fiery beacon]

hi daddy

[drowsy crest]

I thought you were trying to say hello master

[peak plank]

busy but ill try to play anyways

[warm spindle]

Croog

[drowsy crest]

I was about to say despicable things

[viscid jacinth]

Hello

[stable mirage]

[warm spindle]

Goorc

[torpid lintel]

Name?

[viscid jacinth]

Croog

[cursive pawn]

Does anyone have experience in sponsoring an athlete? Or know anything abt it

[grim edge]

People would always sing that song to me.

[warm spindle]

You're a goober

[fiery beacon]

close enough tbf

[warm spindle]

R u an athlete

[grim edge]

You're a grabber.

[cursive pawn]

Like investing in an athlete

[warm spindle]

Yes

[cursive pawn]

No i want to do the investing in an athlete i know

[torpid lintel]

Hi Ran good morning

[drowsy crest]

why dont you try that instead then

[cursive pawn]

Cuz investing

[viscid jacinth]

Good morning

[warm spindle]

Oh ok

Well you can't really buy a person so

[grim edge]

Whatever with respect

[primal fern]

hack squat is really good after taco bell pre workout

[peak plank]

Mohit's race to the Candidate's 😛

[cursive pawn]

She is a boxer

[warm spindle]

You have to invest in their brand

[cursive pawn]

She says she wants someone to sponsor her

She want to get buyed

[fiery beacon]

i wish an athlete would invest all over me 🤤

[torpid lintel]

cc discord tournament day 2

Don't know

[peak plank]

ok

[warm spindle]

She wanted you to say "avocado sponsor me"

[cursive pawn]

Go away whimsy

[drowsy crest]

look no further

[grim edge]

Choky will invest in me

[cursive pawn]

Invest in athlete then they get rich then get half the money

[twin moon]

!english

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[fiery beacon]

am only imitator. not real whismy

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[warm spindle]

Transitioning from football to lifting i can't even climb up stairs without getting tired because I'm so fat and obese that I will dies soon

[cursive pawn]

18 been boxing since 13 but had some financial troubles lately from moving out

[drowsy crest]

WTF who is this discord user?!?!

[warm spindle]

One hundred percent my dude

[chrome pilot]

if i were to guess its Dont know

[torpid lintel]

we need you again

[stable mirage]

Don’t know

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @chrome pilot, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[drowsy crest]

DA FAQ

[warm spindle]

I'll ask around for you @cursive pawn

[peak plank]

its time on clock, not time from now 🙂

[torpid lintel]

@peak plank

[torpid lintel]

Yes I set it to 15 mins

[grim edge]

Choky, you will not die soon. If you die, my bills will kill me. Please choose to live for my bills.

[torpid lintel]

I mean 20

[cursive pawn]

🫡

Ok

[warm spindle]

I don't have that emoji but thanks

[cursive pawn]

Thank u🥰

[grim edge]

@warm spindle she's the sweetest asian girl in this server

[torpid lintel]

Can you make one for us @peak plank

[sage light]

white or black here

[chrome pilot]

i forgot my chess.com password

[torpid lintel]

I guess I will learn to use it somewhere

[midnight fjord]

hi

[torpid lintel]

https://support.chess.com/article/414-i-forgot-my-password-can-you-help-me-remember

[torpid lintel]

Hey IM

[chrome pilot]

black its somewhat similar to the sicilian najdorf so i’d play better

[grim edge]

What

[midnight fjord]

hi

[warm spindle]

What happened

https://www.tiktok.com/@ripdiddybop/video/7316635696142273822?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7264463285851391530

[grim edge]

U sent your cat

[sage light]

h3 f5

Pause

[warm spindle]

"Ew tiktok" watches YouTube shorts

[sage light]

f5 is a brilliant

[grim edge]

Send me the cat video choky

[warm spindle]

They are all the same

[stable mirage]

shorts might be worse

[warm spindle]

What cat video

[grim edge]

You sent a cat video when you responded to my message here and you deleted it

[stable mirage]

damn I watch so much long form

[warm spindle]

There the same in function but different in that:
Shorts is random garbage + algorithm spoonfeed
Reels is unmoderated
Tiktok is THE source

[warm spindle]

Nuh uh

[chrome pilot]

oh i did it

[grim edge]

With this attitude, you're not making it up to my top 10

[peak plank]

ok

[torpid lintel]

R_doofus here? 👀

[warm spindle]

I was not made to be loved

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/light-yagami-death-light-yagami-death-note-dead-light-yagami-eyes-gif-17546680

[peak plank]

https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/4519457 Done 🙂

(3|2 unrated)

[warm spindle]

@peak plank

[peak plank]

yes?

[warm spindle]

What is the name of the tournament

[torpid lintel]

Thanks!

[peak plank]

Chill Chess

[warm spindle]

Wow. Okay.

[peak plank]

ill invite more people after 8 minutes or so

[torpid lintel]

@grim edge
@clear sequoia ( not sure)

[normal hatch]

[clear sequoia]

Sorry, I should be in bed, just learning some Caro after late-night work …

[peak plank]

You play caro?

[torpid lintel]

Ah okay! Sleep is important so good night R_Doofus. Have a good sleep

[peak plank]

or play vs the caro 👀

[clear sequoia]

Not yet. In the future, maybe. Although the course my friend suggested to me seems to be utter garbage.

[grim edge]

join, i joined

[twin moon]

As corny as it sounds, not with that attitude

[warm spindle]

Whatever you say Loser

[warm spindle]

No chess until the weekend.

[grim edge]

scaredy cat

[minor spoke]

Am i

[stable mirage]

I wouldn’t recommend it as anything other than a bad surprise weapon

[peak plank]

is it good if I ping sutdy group and invite them to arena?

[grim edge]

im giving everyone time to boost their ranks

[torpid lintel]

No

[warm spindle]

Must be this tall to ride

[torpid lintel]

I don't think so

[grim edge]

im the only below 1000 in the arena

[peak plank]

we will get ore people

[torpid lintel]

It's to study on voice not for tournament

[peak plank]

last time, thre was 11 people

[twin moon]

Yep 👍

[warm spindle]

Nice one average potato

[warm spindle]

Cut the crud buster brown

[clear sequoia]

No, please don't. Playing an arena is not really a study task.

[torpid lintel]

Yes

[twin moon]

Cool

[peak plank]

join arena? https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/4519457

3+2 unrated

[stable mirage]

playing bullet is my favorite way of studying

[clear sequoia]

Why? What's wrong with the Caro? Super GMs have played it.

[warm spindle]

Thats why you suck at chess

[grim edge]

I guess the timing is not right. This should be scheduled like Wednesday Night Arena or sum

[twin moon]

Yep, but that means there is always more room for improvement

That’s the fun part about it

[grim edge]

or Friday Night Live Fight

[warped vigil]

is there a prize

[peak plank]

you are no longer the lowest rated

[twin moon]

I’m taking a 2 day rest sorry

[peak plank]

100% of the entry fee

[warped vigil]

Caro gives White sooo many option

[warm spindle]

"If I work this 9-5 for 20 more years then I'll be rich!"

[warped vigil]

🔥 I'll join

[warm spindle]

That’s the fun part about it!

[grim edge]

whoever brains1000 is HAHAHAHA

[ionic trench]

Sup

[twin moon]

I don’t really care about money, chess just gives me a skill to improve on every day

[warped vigil]

Yeah White chooses the type of game

[warm spindle]

You missed the point.

[ionic trench]

I woke up 5smth mins ago to a bleading left nostris

[warm spindle]

But that's ok.

[twin moon]

I know you didn’t mean literal money, I was just adding

[warm spindle]

Thanks for adding nothing then.

[twin moon]

Bro why do you gotta be a buzzkill, just live a little and maybe you won’t gotta bitch about everything 💀

[grim edge]

can we schedule this arena tourney every idk when

[warm spindle]

Grow up buddy.

[peak plank]

maybe ill make my own league-like thing if doofus doesnt but without much of the teams

[warped vigil]

Btw @warm spindle several different people have said you're being negative.... food for thought

[peak plank]

or both team and indvidual play

[twin moon]

If growing up means I gotta be depressed then I’m good

[torpid lintel]

I should be doing puzzle to prepare for discord tournament 😅

[warm spindle]

Means absolutely nothing.

[twin moon]

Alr well I’m gonna head out y’all, see ya

[warped vigil]

I think it means something when several people say something

[stable mirage]

not worth the effort of living through so many strong white responses when you could play anything else and get a position than the caro anyway

[warm spindle]

Growing up means not inserting yourself into everything and making extreme assumptions like that.

[warped vigil]

bye

[grim edge]

Choky is cool

[twin moon]

Have a good day Jacob 👍

[warm spindle]

It means several people are stupid.

[grim edge]

i said what i said

[torpid lintel]

Bye! Have a good day!

[chrome pilot]

wow guys did you know, jacob plays chess

[warped vigil]

Exactly.. White can do whatever they want

[warped vigil]

I'm not leaving yet

You're assuming my gender 😠

[chrome pilot]

Caro is overrated imo

[twin moon]

Kinda ironic considering you have been involved with 7 people today alone

[warm turret]

can we get an F in the chat

[torpid lintel]

Okay.

[chrome pilot]

I think he does

[grim edge]

@random crest tell everyone in the VC to join the arena

[twin moon]

F

[warped vigil]

F

[warm spindle]

Never inserted myself as you did.

[warm turret]

model position for the bishop pair

[random crest]

what arena

[grim edge]

@random crest

[twin moon]

Ok now bye

[warped vigil]

OH just sunk in what I'm F'ing about

[chrome pilot]

black bishop f4 then sac for the pawn 👍

[warped vigil]

goodbye

[warm spindle]

Not ironic at all. You have a pattern of immensely gymnastics. You should learn basic logic.

[grim edge]

it's happening in 3 mins

[warm spindle]

It'll help you in chess i believe.

[opal birch]

cool i join

[warm turret]

bro its checkmate in 2 💀

[warped vigil]

OK I've decided JoyousArch is a jerk

Can we all agree on this

[twin moon]

Just block her, that’s what I did

[warm turret]

Qxh6 is so beautiful

[chrome pilot]

ignore that and do what i say

[warm turret]

no

[twin moon]

No reason to live with people who only intend to bring everyone else down

[chrome pilot]

no sac the bishop

[warped vigil]

Bf6 and block the f pawn

[warm turret]

[warped vigil]

Ra1 and gain a tempo on the queen

we need someone else to join asap or I'm gonna play dahlia 1st round

[chrome pilot]

eh how

[twin moon]

What’s wrong with that? Cause she is a woman?

[warped vigil]

goodbye @twin moon

[chrome pilot]

Oh i see it nvm

[warped vigil]

a joke

[twin moon]

See ya lmao

[grim edge]

30 seconds left

[chrome pilot]

Can i

[grim edge]

letss goooo

[peak plank]

wait im gonna get paird vs jacob

[grim edge]

i wish all the 12 can jump in a VC

[peak plank]

oh mohit

[opal birch]

wtf

[warm spindle]

Too shy

🤭

[warped vigil]

Who's Brains

@everyone who is Brains

[chrome pilot]

why am i 400 elo 👹👹

[scenic holly]

THE QUEEN

[peak plank]

no clue

[warm spindle]

Are you secretly 2900

[crimson elk]

What is harder? 🤔
Going from 1000 --> 2000
Or going from 2000 --> 2200

[warped vigil]

2000-2200 for sure

[warm spindle]

The 1st

[crimson elk]

Yeah i agree

[stable mirage]

2200 isnt thaaaat hard

[crimson elk]

People who already got 2k and trying to get higher will also agree 😀

[warm turret]

sexy mate :)

[warm spindle]

No.

[crimson elk]

yes

[warm spindle]

Actually yes.

[warped vigil]

at least in uscf it's harder

[warm turret]

once you get to 2000, progressing gets so much more difficult

[minor spoke]

HOw much time

[warm spindle]

But thats not fair.

[warm turret]

it follows the rule of diminishing returns

[warm spindle]

Of course they'd agree.

[crimson elk]

Yeah it is easy to prograss at the start

[warped vigil]

@warm spindle whats your rating

[warm spindle]

😸 👍

[warped vigil]

498

I assume

[warm spindle]

🙂

[minor spoke]

[warm turret]

maybe its easy if you study full-ish time, but im a student man, im comfy playing high ish quality at 2000 :)

[cursive pawn]

Ppl are telling me im disingenuous and weird cuz im investing in an athlete💀😭

[warm spindle]

So?

[scenic holly]

just beat an 2200 NM in 20 moves with the hippo 🦛 https://www.chess.com/game/live/99282897293

[worn ice]

dontreportm (2242) vs. Richarzard69 (2215)

Move List

1. b3 e5 2. Bb2 d6 3. e3 f5 4. g3 Nf6 5. Bg2 Be7 6. d3 O-O 7. Ne2 Be6 8. O-O c6 9. Nd2 Nbd7 10. a3 a5 11. h3 d5 12. Qe1 Qb6 13. Nf3 e4 14. Nfd4 c5 15. Nxe6 Qxe6 16. dxe4 fxe4 17. Nf4 Qd6 18. Rd1 Qc6 19. Bxf6 Bxf6 20. Nxd5 Be5 21. Ne7+ 

[warm spindle]

Why does it matter what they think, unless you haven't thought about it well yet

[cursive pawn]

Idk it kinda made sense but idk like they say its not cool to buy someone and hope that one day if they make it to pay u back

[scenic holly]

Proof openings dont matter that much

[warm spindle]

Thats just a surface level outlook lol.

[crimson elk]

Is 2000 chess com = 2100 lichess? 🤔

[scenic holly]

the ratings even out at high levels

[grim edge]

stalemate ha!

[arctic anchor]

why qb3 here

[warm spindle]

Its more than just "buying" someone, you're LITERALLY investing in their future success.

[scenic holly]

Nh4 is tempting but losing

[arctic anchor]

why qb3

[grim edge]

Ha stalemate

[cursive pawn]

“If you're giving money to someone because you don't want to see them on the street, that's one thing but to give them money and essentially saying "don't forget me when you make it" is super manipulative”

Thats what they are saying

I’m just buying her the gym membership equipment coach etc and hopefully she makes it one day

[scenic holly]

it attacks b7

[arctic anchor]

@scenic hollywhy qb3 here

what about the kingside

[scenic holly]

What moves damange the kingside

[crimson elk]

I'm 2240 lichess and 2100 chess com so idk 🤔

[grim edge]

when is next round?

[warped vigil]

as soon as pixels done

[stable mirage]

prob when round 1 ends if it’s a cc tournament

[arctic anchor]

cus black gets a attack right

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Alex Ashworth (chessbirdyt)

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Name: Alex Ashworth (chessbirdyt)
Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2007 (peak)
Blitz: 2005 (2038 peak)
Bullet: 2043 (peak)

[arctic anchor]

witht he bishop and queen

[warm spindle]

"Don't forget me when you make it" isn't inherently manipulative thats entirely dependent on context imo.

[scenic holly]

not really

[opal birch]

on the verge of winning

[warm spindle]

That last par right there is the essence of it. You're fine.

[crimson elk]

Also hitting 2100 in chess com was way way way harder than 2200 in lichess for me

[opal birch]

honestly the worst pair

[stable mirage]

lc blitz players play so much more boring professional stuff

[opal birch]

why me against 1700

[stable mirage]

cc blitz players are fun

[cursive pawn]

Ok i trust u ur iq is higher than them combined

[grim edge]

Hey every9je

[stable mirage]

I would say 2500 lc is slightly easier than cc

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/digimon-adventure-anime-gif-24661414

[arctic anchor]

is this just a draw

[stable mirage]

not by human standards

[warm spindle]

Getting to 150 cc took me ~10 years

[arctic anchor]

cus we get a quuenside attack and there is a kidnside attack or quuenside for balck

[stable mirage]

yeah 3000+ cc is inflated compared to lichess

[warm spindle]

I cqnt even imagine 1000 let alone 2500+!

[arctic anchor]

cus black can draw this

[warm spindle]

Good job!

[arctic anchor]

right

@stable mirage

[stable mirage]

if black has perpetual sure

I don’t see it

[arctic anchor]

castle then qf4 or re8

[random drum]

@azure heartwhy a server booster is locked out and can still send msg

[arctic anchor]

right

[stable mirage]

I see

idk might be

ask an engine

[arctic anchor]

if black goes bb4 then what to do

[grim edge]

omg ih hate it

[normal hatch]

Sorry

[grim edge]

imagine being acoustic

[arctic anchor]

what if black plays bb4 here

lol

[grim edge]

it is because i didnt castle

[stable mirage]

I resign cuz it’s a d4 position

[fickle rampart]

Imagine not extending your Duolingo streak

[arctic anchor]

the n egones says -0.2

[fickle rampart]

[stable mirage]

-3 in my hands

[arctic anchor]

not that bad

lol

[stable mirage]

resignable

[arctic anchor]

bruh its not that bad

chessable

[stable mirage]

I can’t imagine being tilted enough that I play 1.d4 but if I was that titled it would be that bad

[arctic anchor]

how is this bad

get the free stuff

use the 4 pawns attack

yes

[stable mirage]

4 pawns isn’t even that great

[arctic anchor]

how is this bad

[arctic anchor]

kings indian is too hide

[stable mirage]

because you mouse slipped the first move

[arctic anchor]

imange playing kinds indian

[frigid parcel]

Nd4 threatning a fork if queen takes bishop

[silent quest]

I do

[arctic anchor]

i mean just use the catlan ig

[arctic anchor]

its so overratted thoyugh

[grim edge]

is caro against e4?

[silent quest]

Yet people dont know how to play it

[arctic anchor]

just becuase hickaru uses it doesnt mean everybody should lol

[silent quest]

Yes e4 c6 d4 d5

[arctic anchor]

its made too hide if you can defend the quuensides

[stable mirage]

yeah sometimes you just get free wins by playing 1.e4, that’s always nice

[grim edge]

okay. thanks

[opal birch]

yes

[arctic anchor]

okay then yes

[silent quest]

Sure

[arctic anchor]

i triend using jones free kinds indian course but its too hard i gave up

[silent quest]

Oh wait what

I thought this was chess talk

[grim edge]

can i reopen closed acc just made a mistake

[opal birch]

next round when?

[arctic anchor]

nc2 is crazy ehre

[peak plank]

huh.

[arctic anchor]

coneatc support

[warped vigil]

sorry guys I had to go

[silent quest]

[e-mail]

[arctic anchor]

dm me also

nc2 is crazy

[silent quest]

Share the pgn

[torpid lintel]

You closed it or fair play? :)
But maybe gmail [e-mail]

[arctic anchor]

do the link

[silent quest]

The links get glitched on discord

[grim edge]

okay

[silent quest]

Damn that's rare

[grim edge]

uwu

[arctic anchor]

you the cm

or beaqt them

[grim edge]

last round next

imagine blocking someone cuz he said uwu😔

uwu is a holy word

[arctic anchor]

nice

[opal birch]

lol unlucky

[arctic anchor]

your balck then right

[grim edge]

how long does it take to get a text back from them

[arctic anchor]

becuase chess.com made you ratings the oppisite

lol\

trying to guess your rating

the swithed them

the ratings lol

[grim edge]

the arena game and the waiting bring me back to when I was playing badminton tournaments in our school

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[arctic anchor]

same thing

we just losing ehre with white right

@grim edge

[drowsy crest]

yes

[opal birch]

losing

[arctic anchor]

how does the engines only say -0.17

the engine says -0.17

[harsh wagon]

Unless black is 300 elo human

[peak plank]

XD

[harsh wagon]

THAT IS NOT CALLED A CLUTCH

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ihatechess

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1535 (1689 peak)
Blitz: 1387 (1452 peak)
Bullet: 1706 (1724 peak)

[peak plank]

my opponent gave me time odds

[drowsy crest]

he meant your rating without cheating (watch unity rage)

good morning

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bubu-bubu-saying-no-gif-8213229391125889371

[drowsy crest]

I knew you were gonna rage lmao

Agreed my guy

I still have this @grim edge

from you, yes

10 more mins till school

yes

[slate arch]

Yip

[drowsy crest]

uh

@nimble niche gave me the user

compliment them instead of me

[stable mirage]

ban

[drowsy crest]

nuh uh

[peak plank]

ggs

[normal hatch]

make another

I wanna redeem myself

[peak plank]

maybe tmmrw XD

[silent quest]

What you drinking

[normal hatch]

[normal hatch]

water

[opal birch]

sup

join tournament

[slate arch]

Bros spawned

[normal hatch]

I played super bad

[opal birch]

best drink

[opal birch]

in server tournament rn

[cursive pawn]

why is there two el chips

[opal birch]

oh its over

[slate arch]

At 3am when you are thirsty and it is cold

[opal birch]

H wants me to switch pfps

[cursive pawn]

ru my friend

[slate arch]

Don't worry cupcake sugar

[cursive pawn]

or ru u my friend

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/samay-raina-water-hydrate-drink-vidit-gujrathi-gif-20903721

[slate arch]

Ye

[opal birch]

yes

[cursive pawn]

who did el chip reject?

[opal birch]

liya

[slate arch]

Liya

[cursive pawn]

alr bro

[plush kelp]

Gg @opal birch

[slate arch]

Why tf you asking that everyone knows that

[stable mirage]

L chip

[nova verge]

Hi

[opal birch]

gg dude, got the better of me

[cursive pawn]

im evil

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[slate arch]

OMG I AM SO SAD AND OFFENDED OH NO OMG NAILS 💅 I SHOULD START AN ONLY FANS AND COMMIT SUUCIXDE IN 2 WEEKS OH GODKXSHX9

[opal birch]

gladly fund your of

[nova verge]

Cats are multidimensional beings

[slate arch]

You first

[plush kelp]

My first game I drew I couldn’t believe I messed up I had about 4-5 pawns and a queen and pushed the wrong one rushing lol ended in stalemate

[cursive pawn]

@warm spindle i got kicked from the group chat💀

[peak plank]

ah, seems like a blitz thing- im sure it wouldnt happen OTB

[nova verge]

The more you know

[opal birch]

remeber mid game when my knight was open and you didn't take it for like 5 moves

[drowsy crest]

what is blud cooking

[peak plank]

My only loss was 102 moves long

[opal birch]

king takes, ng5, qf3

[drowsy crest]

because capybaras are mai cuties

[opal birch]

how do i get capybaras as knights?

[drowsy crest]

who doesnt like capybaras

[drowsy crest]

we have to do some illegal stuff for that

[opal birch]

how to get skin

[slate arch]

Yeeee

[opal birch]

im ready whats the steps

[drowsy crest]

blud thinks he is fobby bischer

[stable mirage]

I hate chess

[drowsy crest]

give me 2$ btc

[slate arch]

Wtf

[opal birch]

asking too much, im not rich

[slate arch]

What happend to knights

[warm spindle]

Weirdo group chat

[peak plank]

the person forgot to move their knight first or smth

[drowsy crest]

Install the stylus extension from google chrome store

I will dm you the style script

[peak plank]

obviouly the knight move should be Nxe4, because its less dubious than the stafford

[slate arch]

I have a half eaten candy and two chopsticks

[normal hatch]

Bro thinks they’re playing an Italian

[drowsy crest]

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/stylus/clngdbkpkpeebahjckkjfobafhncgmne here this

[slate arch]

Ok Bye Schoooo Time

[cursive pawn]

they went on a rant abt politics and how ppl can do things like investing in athletes and that the world is fked up

[slate arch]

@cursive pawn sussy fur monster

[opal birch]

dm

[cursive pawn]

go away el chips

[warm spindle]

Uhh that's me but sure whatever

[peak plank]

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/hikaru-and-gothamchess-te/dbooaamklijfogllbgookpiliaphkahb

[slate arch]

Ok

[drowsy crest]

they auto censored com and it made it worse 💀

[warm spindle]

Says something that they kicked u out.

[opal birch]

c*m

[jaunty kindle]

u

[drowsy crest]

A new mate indeed

[nimble niche]

chess is for autists

[stable mirage]

art

[drowsy crest]

hi autist I am dad

[minor spoke]

?

[jaunty kindle]

Yes like Classical 269 and Rapid 109

[last verge]

you simply love to see it

[stable mirage]

3 digit would be hard to drop to

I’ll see what I can do though

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ihatechess

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1543 (1689 peak)
Blitz: 1387 (1452 peak)
Bullet: 1706 (1724 peak)

[torpid lintel]

gg thanks for tournament :)

[cursive pawn]

Interesting (kramnik voice)

Im just saying gery intersting

[drowsy crest]

get off stockfish blud

[plain arrow]

Just Smurf. Easy

[cursive pawn]

No accusations just very interesting

[drowsy crest]

whose gonna stop me from reporting this

dont lil bro me you 12 yo

[cursive pawn]

Hi im an athlete and i want someone to invest in me and ill give u back when i make it.

I said this then got kicked

[drowsy crest]

lmao

[warm spindle]

Win rate from Ohio be like

[drowsy crest]

13

[plain arrow]

Not dumb enough to fall for the trap lol

[warm spindle]

People hate being proven wrong or illogical

[grim edge]

whats you cc name

[warm spindle]

Littlechungus74

[drowsy crest]

acceptance

admitting to cheat

[grim edge]

i didnt call the mods when you annoyed me last time

[warm spindle]

😮

[drowsy crest]

he gets mad at the smallest of things lmao

[grim edge]

it's not working

[cursive pawn]

Someone said please stop how can people even think this is okay.

Then i said u wont invest in me? Ok ill find someone else

Then got kicked💀

[last verge]

it is 2024 bruh

[warm spindle]

No friending me.

[warm spindle]

Thanks

[drowsy crest]

let the mods decide

[grim edge]

huh? what is it

[cursive pawn]

Go away duck

[last verge]

hopefully 2200 bullet soon i've been having pretty smooth gameplay at 2100

[warm spindle]

Weird people

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sequentially

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2274 (peak)
Blitz: 2003 (peak)
Bullet: 2111 (2154 peak)

[warm spindle]

Whats up

[lucid helm]

Who wanna play

https://play.chess.com/rQ3zB

[grim edge]

i said your cc aname

[livid shore]

bullet at that level is really weird ive noticed

[warm spindle]

Hikarunakanura

[livid shore]

played people who are actually insanely good and people at a 1500 level

[grim edge]

@warm spindle

[last verge]

shhhh

[lucid helm]

https://play.chess.com/rQ3zB

[stable mirage]

people have lucky games

[warm spindle]

no chess until the weekend

[lucid helm]

Who wanna play w me

[last verge]

idk ive beaten two 2500s and played people whose skills range from random move generator to hikaru himself

i think after 21-2200 rating stops meaning as much

theres still a difference but its possible to beat people rated a lot higher than you

[livid shore]

yeah ive beaten a few 2400-2600s and seen 2100s play horribly through multiple matches

[livid shore]

yeah i can definitely see that, the ratings between like 2100 and 2600 being all about the same skill level

[last verge]

i also beat him

[grim edge]

i beat someone, too

[peak plank]

im 2-2 vs him

[grim edge]

right outside the bar

where i work

[peak plank]

3-2 if you count btd

[grim edge]

You are 10

[livid shore]

clearly you can

[grim edge]

You are 10 mentally but 78 physically

i think that was mean

scratch it

[peak plank]

yes

[grim edge]

it was my intrusive thought

[maiden mesa]

damn send the game

[livid shore]

i can send one of me beating a 2550 at 1600

chess of only the highest quality

[plain arrow]

Yo what

[peak plank]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/82088500017?username=catlivesmatter 2-1 plus my old alt @grim edge

[worn ice]

CatLivesMatter (2032) vs. Pixelsandchess (1856)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. Bb5 a6 5. Bxc6 dxc6 6. Nxe5 Nxe4 7. Nxe4 Qd4 8. O-O Qxe5 9. d4 Qd5 10. Re1 Be6 11. Bg5 Bd6 12. Nxd6+ Qxd6 13. f4 O-O 14. f5 Bxf5 15. Be7 Qg6 16. Bxf8 Bxc2 17. Qf3 Rxf8 18. Re7 f5 19. Rxc7 Be4 20. Qg3 Qf6 21. Qe5 Qg6 22. Qg3 Qf6 23. Rxb7 Qxd4+ 24. Qf2 Qf6 25. Rd1 Bd5 26. Rd3 f4 27. a4 Qg6 28. Qd2 f3 29. Rxd5 cxd5 30. Qxd5+ Kh8 31. Qd2 Qb1+ 32. Kf2 fxg2+ 33. Kxg2 Qe4+ 34. Kg1 Qxb7 35. Qd6 Qf7 36. Kg2 Qg6+ 37. Kh3 Qxd6 

[plain arrow]

How did you remove the notification roles?

From your profile?

[livid shore]

"just playing" is exactly how you get better

[peak plank]

use /announcements

[mystic stream]

that says 1-2

[peak plank]

1-2, yes mb

[grim edge]

@cyan pond just so you know the link in your status is unclickable. Nosey people like us won't be able to view the link

[peak plank]

1-2 + the game on my alt

[plain arrow]

Thanks

[digital phoenix]

Hm

Tpd fell while fixing bucket and now he’s dead

[grim edge]

Wtf

[digital phoenix]

Awimbawe

[opal birch]

wth is that

[scenic holly]

Impossible puzzle(the impossible part comes after 2 moves)

[digital phoenix]

Rg8

[scenic holly]

then Kc7

[grim edge]

Ne8?

[digital phoenix]

My brain is not working

[scenic holly]

No

[digital phoenix]

Is it cxd5

cxd

[scenic holly]

yep then b5

[cursive pawn]

knight takes d5

[digital phoenix]

b5 is so random

[scenic holly]

to escape the king

[opal birch]

@slate arch

[digital phoenix]

Ne8?

Oh wait the king runs

[cursive pawn]

thats why ur only 2500

[scenic holly]

yeah its a draw after that

[cursive pawn]

cant even solve a simple puzzle

[digital phoenix]

I don’t do puzzles

I wait for the scenario to come in game and then see how

[cursive pawn]

thats why ur only 2500

astra/kayo main? thats why u bronze

[digital phoenix]

I’m not even bronze

Get it right

[cursive pawn]

iron?

[opal birch]

imagine being that bad

[toxic wind]

anyone want to play unrated rapid or blitz

[digital phoenix]

I’m gold

[covert cosmos]

• 1000 rated

[opal birch]

lower the number the better

[worthy yarrow]

im him

[harsh turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-23663947

[cursive pawn]

priviliged

[covert cosmos]

dumbass...

[digital phoenix]

It’s ranking

[cursive pawn]

noob

[scenic holly]

you are him

[opal birch]

why Magnus is best chess player hes number 1

[toxic wind]

wow

[digital phoenix]

So rank 100 better than me rank 2500

[opal birch]

no i dont think so

[toxic wind]

sac bishop for mate

[worthy yarrow]

I know!

[covert cosmos]

magnus is like 3800

[scenic holly]

and also threaten to fork rook

[toxic wind]

oh ye

[opal birch]

he's number 1 chess player

[digital phoenix]

Idk we’ll see if there are snowflakes here

[harsh turtle]

Well no obviously not

[opal birch]

cant be banned

[covert cosmos]

idk

[toxic wind]

can play rook c8?

i was about to say something then decided against it

[digital phoenix]

To win in life is to be homophobic

[toxic wind]

because it might come out the wrong way

it's kind of like being muslim ig??

[scenic holly]

rook c8 then you trade stop the pawn and win the other pawns I guess

[opal birch]

nice

[harsh turtle]

I wouldn’t recommend saying it 😭

[toxic wind]

how u know?

[harsh turtle]

Where u from?

[toxic wind]

ik but muslims are technically homphobic because homosexualoity is haram and banned in culture strictly

[toxic wind]

live in aus

[digital phoenix]

And so is christianity

[toxic wind]

oh yeah true

[opal birch]

ig Islam is homophobic

[harsh turtle]

Yeah but we usually respect them if they wanna learn about us and potentially convert

[digital phoenix]

It’s illegal here to be gay but I want to see someone get punished for being gay

[toxic wind]

k

[digital phoenix]

Or killed idk

[grim edge]

You have an "Oceania" role so he just guessed Australia bc of the population ig

[opal birch]

what happens if you're gay and convert to Islam

[toxic wind]

yeah thats what i was trying to say

[toxic wind]

oh 💀

nah lol im nepalese

[harsh turtle]

It’s not really a conversion, you can’t be a “gay muslim”

i’m lebanese

[toxic wind]

exactly

[opal birch]

it is homophobic like literally you can't be muslim if gay

[opal birch]

so what if im like really hellbent on being Muslim, what do i do then

[toxic wind]

sometimes i wonder how andrew tate is muslim when he always goes around saying he has like 20 chicks by his side. like is that not haram?

[digital phoenix]

Don’t be gay

[toxic wind]

if youre that hellbent thendont be gay

[digital phoenix]

All I know is u can marry max 4

[harsh turtle]

I’m not a muslim, but the prophet of theres wrote that a man should be with a woman, and the opposite. so it’s religion

[toxic wind]

yeah vbut like he doesnt marry he just goes around with like 10 gfs

[opal birch]

lmfao but won't Allah know deep down that i crave men

[toxic wind]

allah knows everything in islam

[harsh turtle]

You can’t be gay tho

[digital phoenix]

Not being gay is basically having a brain

[toxic wind]

ok thats a bit homophobic 💀

[digital phoenix]

Just slightly

[toxic wind]

yep

[opal birch]

so God won't accept me even if i don't act gay?

[toxic wind]

idk. should read quran for details ig

[digital phoenix]

If ur gay ur a sinner that's all whether u pretend or not

[harsh turtle]

None of us said that, he loves all of us and merciful

[digital phoenix]

Idk actualy

[harsh turtle]

In both christianity and islam

[digital phoenix]

I have the christian pov not the islam

[opal birch]

so if im born gay im born a sinner

[worthy yarrow]

we all sin

[toxic wind]

i dont think uu can be born gay

[digital phoenix]

No one is born gay

[harsh turtle]

Yes same, but i studied theirs

[toxic wind]

what how

[grim edge]

Eh its technically not homophobic because they stated a fact and didnt say that being gay means you dont have a brain, youre just inferring that

[covert cosmos]

fire in the hole

[harsh turtle]

Everyone’s born a sinner

[grim edge]

or maybe im being too autistic idk

[digital phoenix]

It's a fact that people who are not gay have a brain

[toxic wind]

fair

[flint junco]

there he goes again

[digital phoenix]

And I did not apply anything else

[opal birch]

but we can't be muslim because of sexuality but God still loves us

[grim edge]

Exactly

[digital phoenix]

Repent and be saved

[harsh turtle]

Becasue it goes against “Allah s.w.t”’s will

And so as Jesus christ

[toxic wind]

the way you said "not being gay is basically having a brain" kind of tells me that your saying gay people dont have a brain. like what did that sentence achieve? everyone has a brain

[digital phoenix]

I have a mosque near my house and the road is always jammed on friday lunch

[toxic wind]

[digital phoenix]

See but u inferred and I did not state anything bad

[opal birch]

he's making fun of gays

[harsh turtle]

Here in lebanon we have churches every road

[digital phoenix]

Hence your honor I plead not guilty

[toxic wind]

without inferring sarcasm would not exist

[glossy radish]

sigh

[opal birch]

so assuming i was gay, if i repent and convert to Islam Allah will fix my sin, my Gayness and become muslim

[glossy radish]

[harsh turtle]

Bros fighting for his life in a chess group chat

[digital phoenix]

U can feel the sarcasm coming through the screen

[cursive pawn]

hi v

[toxic wind]

LOL

[harsh turtle]

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