#💬〡general-off-topic
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mf is asking like you didn't have the option to answer or not
you weird asf
nah you weird
i asked you because you act like you're 5 years old
well atleast you have the humour of a 5 year old
you autistic?
Where do I go to find someone to play
stfu
It's true
it doesnt work like that
you dont just classify people from the year they were born in
I do
well then you're sick
Yes
and pottentially mad
And you are invalid 😢
dont cry
😪
dam it i meant keep crying
Real
in arabic it's said the opposite
In Arabic ?
well i can speak arabic, english, and french while you prob just speak 1 language
You don't know that
and i dont care
You don't count since you are 2010 sorry bro 😢
right bro you're right
I get to decide that
yk i get hasanat this way right?
You know not to take the internet seriously right ? 💀. Bro really thought I was being fr
you even know what's hasanat?
Maybe
😭bro cant go more than 3 hours without mentioning her
I can tho
I can go 3+ hours without mentioning my gf
She's nonexistent
To mention your gf step 1 is to get a gf
You ?
Me what
Be my gf
I-
I accept too
I have a boyfriend
So?

He doesn't have to know fr fr
Wait I thought you were a guy this entire time
Lmfao wrong ping
@severe oxide will pay for us
Uh
PLS BAN
Nitro first I am an e girl uwu
I am an e boy nitro for me ?
Heil
E boys are trash
Let's do an uwu competition winner gets the nitro ( centi will sponsor me )
Ask centi first
No. That's the point 
Ok nvm @grim edge will pay
We are having a uwu competition
UwU ♡(> ਊ <)♡
I wonder where the cringe limits of mine end
blud you'll need help asp
shut up please
UwU (ʃƪ^3^)
blocked
Onii chan ( ◜‿◝ )♡
guys tlak about chess ffs
oh its my favourite person
like what is your leas favorite opening to play against
the one where i lose
The bongcloud
so...every opening...
i play whatever the hell i want, i dont follow 'openings' like you. sheep.
@primal fern someone is triggered
no
guess so lol
💀
hence why you are sub 500?
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Chakib please connect ur account
Rip
Crazy

i invent my own openings 🥱
ok, looks like those arent working out for you
listen buddy, i dont mean to brag here, but i was knocking kings off tables before you were born

Such as?
like i said the other day, im on a 14 day run to become a grand master

Nvm
he's trolling
hi
Hi
Make it 7 days. 14 is way too long
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Guys lalilulelo is much better than cc!
Sup balls
ok
blblblblblbll
nah
No
Or what
<@&745328830649991179> harrassment
🫤
damn bro got banned right after
@grim edge what did he last chat before getting kicked out lol
Wait people actually take the pirc seriously
Ayo parasite pfp based
Real!
You heard the "next to you" Song from parasite?
Bro pirc is my main 💀💀
Pirc is actually terrible
1800-1999
Correct
We are all peasants it isn't related to the rating :3
This opening possition smells wrong
it's mid , always transposes to the modern someway
agreed
engineering
modern is even worse
whats that
more boring*
Some of y'all really be having the worst opinions
I don't even know
looks like a drunk b3 reti

not a scillian but the c - pawn is gone
foundationally, it's sound
prob exchanged with d4
I hope everyone here draws their final breathe on their death bed they start regretting the memories they have as they invivitably approach the fading from life.
started out like this which is not normal
Oof
woah wtf
0-0
wrong image
Cheeseburger
:0
started out like this which is def not normal
Oof
Deep is an exception i love him too much
America should turn communist
Typical 400 elo chat
why do you always say that
Because it is a typical 400 elo chat
it's not though

there's some decent players rn
I dont care. Its a typical 400 elo chat

so me rn
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. c3 Nf6 5. d4 exd4 6. cxd4 Bb4+ 7. Kf1 d5 8. exd5 Nxd5 9. Nc3 Nxc3 10. bxc3 Bxc3 11. Qb3 Bxa1 12. Bxf7+ Kf8 13. Ba3+ Ne7 14. Ke2 Bxd4 15. Rd1 c5 16. Bxc5 Qc7 17. Rxd4 Bg4 18. Bd6 Bxf3+ 19. Qxf3 Qc2+ 20. Rd2 Qxd2+ 21. Kxd2 Rd8 22. Be6+
Very suspecious play
suspecious
Sus
Can someone please help me, my account was taken down for 'fair play' but I didn't cheat or anything.
sespishs
If it was taken down, you cheated
sumpissies
Sars
sesps
@serber mods
I disagree
whats your user
I've never used anything to cheat before. I legit had a 60% accuracy game the other day
As soon as @jaunty kindle enters the chat, by defenition it's not a 400 elo chat any more
FloppyPlayz
Yes its 401 then
@keen parrot are you smart
they might have taken it down because i had a 99 game but it was a short game - like 15 moves
This is the biggest chess weirdo I've ever played in a while. Bro plays the polish seriously
works, i need your opinion in a partially subjective matter
It got taken down.. you must have violated their Fair Play Policy. These rules help keep chess fair for everyone.
polish isn't as bad as it looks actually
Just play the german against the polish and you will win

lemme check my chessbook
Watch the game bro blundered so much shi. Stalemated against me 💀 when he was winning
which of the following statements is true
I play the Outflank variation against the Polish
Rn I'm playing
bottom
But imma focus
aight ty
First?
imagine unironically spending tons of time to learn this instead of learning things that can get you somewhere in life
what is that symbol
E/
yea idk man your games in rapid seem pretty sus
Calc gets you into college
ok
💀
and how you climbed like 100+ elo in a day with crazy accuracy on higher rated opponents
i have a 1700 otb performance for rapid and classical
woman playing league... dear God
There's virtually no false positives.
trading>
If your account is closed, you violated the Fair Play rules that help keep chess safe and fair for everyone

you have a 1700 otb performance but you were hardstuck 1300 in rapid on chess?
1700 otb is roughly 2000+ online
Bro check this game lmfao Im Sus of the guy I'm playing he's gotta be high or smth
Burn it down 🔥
cant rn I'm blitzing i will in 5 mins when I checkmate this guy
You cant compare OTB ratings to online ratings
youre right im a guy xd
i went up to 1450 or so.. I would send you a link to my tournaments i have played. i meant my chess.com would be 1700 otb
Quote of the day
Is this the jobava course I swear Canty always plays this shi
alright but that's how most ratings go
Noooo dear god no this is my repertoire
most people who play otb always have a different rating online
just sounds like a skill issue imo, i remember clapping him in some bullet arena thing
I'm 2000 uscf and 1400 blitz 
There are people with just 1600 OTB having 2600 online. Then there are people with 2000 OTB with just 2200 online
I'm in rapid heaven this guy keeps rematching and plays the pirc
Never saw anything like this, so I wouldn't know then
its almost as if OTB and online are very different
makes sense I guess
Name: Ziemowit Szychowski (climbik)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1903 (1925 peak)
Blitz: 1271 (1338 peak)
Bullet: 1400 (1516 peak)
🤔
Why is he playing the same system he played when he lost 
I think its because its a 2D screen and you play with mouse mainly
its kinda the same game
He's a smurf
i hope i get my account back.. i was also friended to the chess nerd
If you genuinely weren't cheating, kudos to you then
Good job for playing so unimaginably well that chess.com thought you were using a computer
🥳
Not sure, I never had this problem
I like your profile mostly
they rarely give accounts back they just tell u to make a new one
My profile on what?
kk do they transfer diamond?
This is the Chess.com profile of marcelok101. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 915 (peak)
Blitz: 747 (980 peak)
Bullet: 814 (921 peak)
yeah theyll comp u prob
ye if you admit to cheating
unless you were banned for abuse or smth
Bro I'm not joking this is the second game he is playing the same stuff he played last time
THE SAME MOVES I'm really confused
Is he trolling or smth
Finally it changed I was beginning to get worried lol
seems basically the same

This is the Chess.com profile of steinwaygambit. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1690 (1875 peak)
Blitz: 1229 (1596 peak)
Bullet: 1212 (1686 peak)
The tilt is real
hello
Where is Bast?
back from OTB
3hrs to beat a poor 14xxF
I had black
bad position from the opening (misplayed)
but I swindled him in the endgame
zzz boring rook endgames
anyway
Basttttttt
a win is a win
Congratulations
I hear wind in my ears
Smh why so bad
cuz it was an Evan's
and I play a boring line
soooo
yeah
and I hadn't reviewed it for a loooong time
so I missed some theory and plans
ahum
anyway
2-0 against this guy
:')
Tired?
Why are u playing safe against players who are worse than u
Be better
because I play e5
that's why I'll switch to c5
and crush their asses
._.
I once had a classical end at 12 pm followed by rapid until 9 pm and blitz until 2 am
oof
wait wut
12pm -> 9pm ?
uh
._.
I’d beat u easily
Cope
Buy me plane ticket to france I play in rated tournament easy
Also my friend told me european players were shit
God why is u.p so cold now
He went to Europe for a year or something to grind fm title
Is USA players better than Europe players
I'm fr freezing
And then im title now
Lucky
Have you been playing a chess tournament?

Did you win
what're you
soon 1700
Hello
and in March 1800 logically
Endgames are important in 60+30
yup
And in may 1900
no no I say that because of the fide rating change yk
if i email a chess tourney organizer my registration and they don’t respond what that mean
the +(2000-rating)*0.4
they blind
thats better though
fide tournaments are always so long
Now I see why you got muted
anyone want to play
ikik I'm just commenting
lotsa people are underrated
grndr match
if you only play 1 tournament and get a national rating of 600, study and play on chess.com for 10 years, maayyyybe you're a bit stronger than 600 national
right
Up to them to play tournaments
The tournament organizer has me on hold bruh
Who?
https://handbook.fide.com/chapter/B012024 Should I get CM just for the memes? Hahahaha. Or should I wait until 2100 (FM)
💀 he knows his priorities fr
Oh, “I’ll rap you”
I think
sure get it
F
But its only 2000, right? Or not
What you mean
wait what
Its very funny 😂
Bastman you scared me
2500 with norms
ikr
idk
Looks like Vimun in 20 years
I'm 1700 fide 🤓
What? Call him and see if hell answer you
Though I was completely winning but threw the win
2
- 2
does anyone wanna hear about the time i had the police called on me and they knocked on my door at 3am
what happened after that
since it was a karen who called i got told off with a warning and they left
If it’s a horror story, nope. However, if it’s a goofy one, go tell us
People who were here earlier, it turns out my account was closed because I had 2 accounts and ig they didn't like that.. nothing to do with cheating
most definitely goofy
bruh
Okay tell us
last year during summer my parents were away for a few days because their anniversary or whatever
and it was 2am
i had this arduino to my power
to which I've connected a heating element
oh wait arduino is involved
and then to the heating element the fuse of a firecracker which was inside a plastic container
not a normal firecracker, handcrafted spanish firecracker used to scare bulls
remote controlled firecrackers
i also connected a seven segment display for countdown but that was purely accesory
wait no wrong term
so anyways i blew it up and it genuinely sounded so so loud it was nearly like a gunshot
and the karen called cops?
so the police was called, and a half an hour explanation later nothing happened and they left and i was fine
yeah
she must've thought it was a gunshot or something nothing wrong with it
13/10 hilarious night would do again if i weren't in a blacklist
I hot glued my professors's butt once
also doesn't help that in my search history of that night there was interpol.int/terrorism because of research i was doing
Heyo!
I mean I was just assembling a wheel and a body of a car I left it hot glued for less than a second on a bench and that imbecile sat on it
how to make a time bomb 💀
skill issue
didn't need to search it i can figure that out myself
sure you can
lol don't test me I've done it once and I'll do it again but better 🔥
do it or no balls
and record it then send it here
I already don't have balls
perm ban goes hard
do it or no estrogen
NOOOOOO
worth it ngl
don't take away my estradiol
so so fxcking worth it
indeed
wtf 😭
and imagine all of the active people watches the vid
then rebel against mods to bring you back
and you are the new leader of the server
lol i remember i once taught my friend how to do a molotov cocktail because he was going to participate in a riot and did one and threw it to demonstrate
its really late and i have to write 7 more pages till tomorrow morning, does anyone here know if an Euler Kreis can only exist with 0 uneven points or if it can also exist with 2 uneven points, i went deep dive on the topic but every source is different wasted to much time on Euler Kreis but if anyone randomly knows id be so happy
I don't want to be the leader im an avid anarchist
threw it at who?
Idk najdorf theory, sorry.
bro thinks he is the eminence in shadow
an nothing it was an empty concrete floor clearing in the middle of nowhere
Fobby bischer ong
sup windy
throw it at the audience 🔥
I meant
at the people
Dang bro knows my real name
there was only one person there
I'm alright how about you?
with me
throw it at somebody cause some damage 🔥
I am good too
I WOULD'VE
if i could've gone to the riot too i would've brought a few and threw it at the police
what was the riot about
no clue it was in the other side of the country
only information i had was there was going to be anti riot police squads and that's enough for me to want to go
💀
explosives are fun
are you above or below 18
15 lmfao
how couldn't you know im u18
oh don't worry i have, but last time i talked about it here i got one week timeout
they banned me for saying some crime thats legal in other countries but I didnt get banned for saying something about a german leader
mods are bad here
i got 1w t.o. for talking about shoplifting in like two messages
bast I know you are lurking
truly
bast we love you, but the mod team is slightly incompetent, no offense
say less, I got permanent TOed for talking about eating animals
lmfao
-the guy who got banned for cheating
fobby are you good at math
somewhat
i understand it now, but the euler kreis is a lot less cool than i thought it would be so i just wasted 3 hours or more for something so irrelevant
can you proofread a thing im writing
no worrys
sure
I got toed for saying the word meth
In no bad context
but the TO that hurt me the most was
@drowsy crest dm'd you
I complimented bast and got TOed for an hour 😔
Smh
Depends on the severity of what u said
Still scared ai takes over the world ig
guess it doesn't like not existing
:3
@stuck kestrel
What did you tell him?
12
bees cant stop talking ong
nuh uhh
ni
ght
ive been overestimating chat gpt so much over the last days
Stratego
the word/game stratego has only been mentioned 3 times over the whole existence of the server
Hi bots
Beeb Boop
Be bop
i thought u said u been overstimulating
ok
rabbit
kinda missing out man
oh noe’s
hi millimetreo 🌱
hi ok
We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz
is good pfp? or cat pfp better
Cat
cat
Cat
She ate
sup
No sup back for markus
hi MightyMarkus- Chesscoach vip medal
cheese
markus still has me blocked. typical
i do yes
I just want to be fluent in business english and do ted talk and work at the club every night
quite unfortunate really. you blocked me because i chose to have fun with double bishop mating instead of studying chess
that’s how i see it
if I may ask, why?
I want to speak in indian accent
i read that in one
i think that guy is called v
great job explaining
rude as hell
uh yeah, my initial question was why have you blocked them
im not sure if i got the person right, but if i did, he/she was rude as hell
just gotta cope
oh alright, understandable
"Hello I am alex from microsoft it seems like your computer has a virus, pls send me 100$ of ETH and I will fix your virus, ETH address : B12323iSDAHWDUIdaKJKXXL"
"alright here is a google code I bought from the store should I redeem it?"
"NO MADAM NO STOP I WONT GET IT PLS STOP MA'AM I WONT GET IT, I WONT GET IT"
"I am redeeming this now"
"STOP MADAM PLS STOP"
"I am hitting confirm"
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"""""""AAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, STOP BITCH STOP GIVE IT TO ME"
"I WONT GET IT MADAM"
i think he’s just mad that i didn’t take his advice lmfao
DO NOT REDEEM IT
i redeemed it
v dont be rude
i’m not
then dont buzz at me
buzz
😾
best frnd
BEST FRND 
get married
i still have u blocked
ahem ahem. we blocked each other
block is that minecraft???
SHOOT
Ik
i got an 80% for my hw
i bought minecraft but havent played it
i turned it all in though
I'll take it
that’s so fking frustrating
I was wondering what it would be
I'll also take some money
show ur building skills first
i just gave my sister half of my money
what makes u think this?
horrible skills
It’s the stop madam please stop for me lol
@glossy radishdo u need training of minecraft 
ive never played on pc 
why video games not fun anymore
🫂
ur old as fk
Guys I have exam in few hours so bye
im 17 ur just young asf 12yrold
xD
I'll miss u @glossy radish 
i’m not twelve dipshit
i wont miss you

lol someone is mad
12.5
🫂 
that's when you try drunk driving

that's where the real fun is at
no. show me the proof
@serbermodz
I said custard
making phun of indianz will not be tolerated
potato
I was reading the script
correct
what script
i dont get dopamine rush anymore
The one you sent
i’m not a he. nor have i ever said i was twelve.
what r ur hobbies
what
now i understand why liya left you
The microsoft
left y’all smh
alex
"Guys help this guy is drunk driving!"
A random 200 year old oak tree:
powerlifting
philosophy
cycling
walking
chess
video games
studying (non academic)
i lost interest in all
read
try skating
100% you just watch tiktoks about them and think you're doing it
no time too many hobbies
just a suggestion
what?
studying philosophy
he basically thinks about some thoughts and starts crying
woooo i ended with 100.8% in science
mfs with no hobbies hating cuz they are too lazy
how much do you bench lil bro
thats not
My hobby is to get angry all day every day
why u mad
ur hobby is catfishing
what are you yapping about, most of us have chess as hobby
refer to my old message lmfao
sounds like u mad
somebody super react to this
Oh yes, being angry and catfishing
i am bro im seething and malding and coping 😭
brilliant super react
whats ur bench pr
yall nitro bungos
mr "powerlifter"
nitroe
gya
i said bench not deadlift
Yo
Respect brotha
Im a deadlift specialist
j
Heyo
what is your bench pr
Like 225
Hi bots im back
i'm sure
should i take calculus ab and calculus bc in 11-12th grade
idfk

whats the difference
that, i don’t know 
Bro mad i lift more than hum
No do ab in 10th
pretty sure very high level
Someone is boxing. I miss the sound of punches
I hate it so loud
i cant do that. i’m doing trig/alg2 in 9th, required to do precalc in 10th
me rn^
Do precalc over summer
yk coco… the bad part is
^
me after chess
precalc is useless
my school district doesn’t allow taking summer classes to skip
I used to train Muay Thai, Mairos.
💀
Bruh wtf thats stupid
load of bs
Why did bro go from drunk driving to “how much u lift lil bro😾
yeah. it’s really fking stupid
precalc is the most useless class in the AP system
And you still cant castle
jesus christ how dense are you
how dense are you?
Boxing seems fun
I did ab in 10th :)
I didnt ask if you gonna get mad or if you train muay thai

fking smartass ofc u did. i would too if i could
plenty
lucky
i hate maths
Can you please stop being mad at me? You’re breaking my little heart
Dont do math
i have to
english bad
what i major in requires maths
U dont have to do anything
It’s ewwwww. You dont say ew. Are you lazy?
Worst take ever
sorry
@gray rapids whats the hardest lesson in ab
Same i have math class but i dont do it
ew
i’m not you
Ewww
I majord in nutrition to run away from math
Wrong ping but solids of revolution
owo
:3
U wish
UWUW
i don’t wish
Why ru ewwing
ok catfish
^
It’s my hobby
Solids of revolution?
Foer
You cant castle
Mewing
Yes
i’m barely passing geometry
Fort
mr grinch = fire in the hole
I cant hate you. Im just gonna ignore your whole existence
Triangle proofs 💀 is so hard ik
Hello :3 b-b-bastoura c-chan ^^
Show skills
🤨
that’s the easiest part of geometry.
i literally failed my hw assignment tho
80%
ITS CHOKEBAR, u prolly did diff eq in 8th grade or something
Great
Do that
Chocolate, did you take AP physics in 8th
I'm the lord of Orlando.
he’s a nerd so he prob did
For sure my guy.
Someone pinged me. I can’t see who that is. I see 1 block message tho
Can you imagine i was gonna study in orlando
Well I'm a nerd and I only took it in 10th
Yes I can.
yeah yeah whatever kid
I was thinking of FSU
Nope ib school 🙃
He thinks they them what can we do
ohio good
Only
i’m gonna need to take ap physics
Osu
So what did you take it in?
I was ucf
The main one
I took ib phys not ap
Oh no it wasn’t from general chat. It was a direct message in my group
The game
What year
Theres no room for flexibility
IB as an analogue to AP
So they force u to take it 11th minimum
At my school I took AP physics sophomore and am taking IB now 💀
literal waste of a year
Wait what ur at IB school?
BTW Fsu chess club is pretty good
Id say IB is a decent bit harder
Idc
No I'm in an IB program though
Wait if u take a class in highschool u dont have to take it in college?
Hate chess
Hate chess
Yeah thats how I came in as a sophomore
Oh you’re still awake
SEE IM TELLIN YALL too smart
wait should i take ap computer science or calculus
Both
Bruh i wouldve graduated with a masters degree
but if i had to choose
What do you want to do in college
Calc for ur field
w
bc we focus on comp science too
Aight cool
uhh planning to do astrophysics
Idk if that's how that works
What chocolate said then
Imma stay in school
alright thanks
For next 8 years
Take the hardest classes and sweat
8 years
i’m barely even sweating rn
3 years for my masters ☺️
Yes do masters and phd possibly stay for 10 years
hello silver
wow
U pussed out yesterday
And if i can stay longer i do🥰
wym
I minmaxed this shiz into oblivion
Didn't pull up
i didn’t talk to you yesterday. are you alright mr abs
Ofc diploma
I regret it though cause TOK is crap
I think i get paid more for masters
PHHHH SHIIT ERM I WAS BUSY STUDYING FOR MY WUIZ
Calc
Plus get married
You do
No dont
marriage before dating
thanks jacob :p
Excuses. I just hear someone is scared
Get married = more money
i spent eight hours studying for my quiz yesterday. i still failed
Date -> marriage ❎
marriage -> date ✅
I hate my girlfriend though
yeah yeah whatever kid. i was genuinely busy and forgot. i’m sorry
Cap
I don't want to get married
Yes that’s right
Does this mean I will never be rich?
yes
Yes
?
nothing
Alright. Here's what you would look like if you were black or Chinese.
Marry before u know someone?
W take
@glossy radish was that focused studying or unfocused study
stawp
Fa
??
Ll



