#💬〡general-off-topic
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hes that typpa guy fr
Good old time
<@&745328830649991179> jus ban this kid tbh
Now I lose my skills and I'm 500 elo
does anyone know the theory for the gunderam defense? im not sure how to face it and its been tough to fine anything comprehensive online, it was the first time i faced it and i thought i did well but i guess not
I was about to accuse Haise for cheating, but after looking at the game review, I changed my mind
Did u just make a new account or did you apply for it?
is this guy fr ?
He's just that good. I was even winning at some point in the game
i showered 3 times today
like bro thats the worse execuse 😭
I got a car accident
I lose my 60% brain power
Bcs Jesus loves me
once when i woke up, once after basketball and once after gym
Gustavo is next
Hi
wrong
Hey bast

batman gotta watch the city
but rn I'm working on my chess
Your eyes are fix on me
Get out of this server
Showering is against the rules

mb
bast my 100 endgames oyu must know arrived
imagine not showering and going to uni
touch a woman first....
great
you could have bought it online
on chessable
:')
that'd have been nicer
I aint reading a book online
:p
You dont talk to bast like that
Its so cold i dont wanna shower
🤣🤣🤣🤣
ok? i dont need to prove anything to a random 
meh
No way mod have 0 iq
Bro i tell you to stop
Record a video of you showering (with clothes)
fr
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but you can't even practice if you buy the official one, isnt it like a pdf file or something
Yes so what
Exactly
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I debate that almost daily
@upbeat viper he is underage he agreed
I gotchu pookie bear
what's your age ?
showering 4 times in a day (challenge)
I don't understand you
I born last year ago
you tell this because you cant become a mod

Yap and get clapped


Stfu nerd
some1 pls add this as a sticker lol
okay
Why are you locked out?
is otb chess diff to online
of course
lmao
definitely
how?
much harder
LOL
Okay. Im mad at you. I don’t want to talk to you but I can still send you IG reels whenever i want while still mad at you. And not because im mad at you means i’ll let smelly kids say stuff about you. Im the only one who is allowed to bully you.
how is it harder?
Not for you tho
see that's not understandable

anyway
bye
bast
Idk they rhymed bro so let it be
play
when will this kid get banned
donkey is asking you to give back his face.


keyboard warriors back at it
you want to get locked out or what
oh bastouraaa
@upbeat viper this guy is looking for trouble
The mods don't even hassle me...I doubt they'd hassle anyone
Oh, so you're a racist? Name every car in the Formula 1
cringe ahh chat

-//// -//// --/// --/// ----/ -----
no?
morse code
u have me mistaken for another person
i dont got dots
cheess
"lil bro"
chess
yeah you do
periods and dots are 2 different things just so u know
adapt dumbass
yup
come on now
ah shit
hello
@drowsy pewter now?
I hate mods so much they timeouted me
How your day today?
When? And who did this to you, Celest?
let it be 3+0, i'll send it now
i think it was auto timeout
Oh alright.
i called @tame brook parents r***rd
pretty good, i signed up for chess thing and now i can play in ACF n FIDE tournaments
cause he is sure a special one
i cant afford that
it was like $20
@drowsy pewter , Is it noobshan or noobshantanu
Noobshan
ok
Wow congratulation! 
how was ur day?
are u a banker ? cause u need to leave me a loan
i cant find the website but last i check it was like 30
Hi
My day was okay. Not that bad. I was hoping to go on a park and run or walk but I did not go because I was playing tournament on cc
and I did study chess today.
hi Nova
i needa hit 1700
Gl
You can do it!
i aint hitting it bro
nice
next month ima still be a 1600
Heeeey
hi
1600-1700 was harder than 1700-1900 ngl
Hi
does this server have a place to vent
okay
i needa get 1500 rapid
i feel like utter trash
When the imposter is sus
Work on improvement and rating will follow. Of course improvement take time! :) good luck
okay
Officially it dont
Unofficially it’s bast
It's depends
any reason you feel that way 😅
oka
The time and effort it took
i am abt to hit 700 elo
oka
99.1% purity
Minor capitalization error. Your sad

Youok'ay*

Uh I mean why 1600-1700 harder then 1700-1900👀
bro is 2000
thats not my acc
Im harder than all of em
Come on you are connected 😅
@mods @admins
Took longer and more effort
No way Gus is here
I love the food you make
welp atleast i could have gotten newbies
Ah I see
Missing the joke is crazyyy
ohh
Spring Fries are Majestic
I said your on purpose lol
Fr
can i get uh
Double Whopper with no cheese
I hate this guy...
I was here yesterday and i had to meet a person and i think that person is you
It’s*
uhhhhh
Can I uhhhcan I ahhh can I uhhhhhh can I uhhhhh
Me
?
A number 2 with a large drink
uhhhhhh
no not u @tame brook
a* not I
i hate him almost as much i hate myself
@tame brook I hate you

Also forgot the period at the end of your sentence
you did too 😭
I don't think i am


That was on purpose …
what story XD, thats a fact
@vague burrow why you got road to 700 lol
I think I've played about more than half of everyone in the general chat
CAP
uhhhh
Only the mods I haven't touched yet
I just got 700 so i do 800 now
And the FOTS too
uhh
🧢
your'eer*
you are -700 elo aint you
Though dude is an admin for a moment 😭
Thought*
rating roles exist
I heard that the man i was gonna meet is a very cautious man. I think we are both very alike in that way
ur service sucks 
jokes exist
No they dont
ur joke wasnt very funny
anitta max wyn??
Like you don't make any Grammer mistakes :p
it wasnt my joke
what it used to be silence just joined
grammar*
grammer
F you 😫
gremmer
W's in the schhaaat
BRO DO BRILLIANTS IN GOOGLE
stop
Stop what
STOP
man will u shut the f**k up
Frfrfrfr
Replying you?
Yeah i Don't know the next parr so...
CUT!!!
oh nah big man is mad 😭
no
aint he annoying 😭
no
you should leave
season 3 has ended
He is actually really cool!!
fr
thoughts on breaking bad
Season 1
💀😂🖕
Real
I watched ep 1 and then dropped it
7/10 shit was boring at first
No idea didn't watch it
Didn't watch it either
9/10
Hail Satan. I submit to the dark side
Waltah Stop Touching my *** waltuh
I am not havin *** with you right now waltuh
.
waltuh whi
A Pawn Moves
Oohoh 🔥 🗣️ Ohhohohoo
@vague burrow
who?
Jesse stop with my bal-
unfunniest person inchat
says the bro who uses sigma term
fr frfrfr
ur not a sigma
Oh understandable
Mr White We Have To Cook
Madness cannot be justified with reasoning

silence, just joined
it used to be a sticker 😭
nuh uh
Huh
Hi
bro joined today
ITS HERE
tbh
Gus is quite stupid
Instead of getting blown up by that bomb,he shouldve wore protection V Armour
nice spoilers
It ain't Minecraft


Hello
hi

Yeah and Make the show unrealistic and maybe also give him jetpacks and wings
Wtf ia wrong with you people
BB was perfectly written
Should have put TNTs in the hospital and blew them up

frfrfr
It isnt unrealistic to wear Protection V armor
He needed him
Nop
I have this helmet with curse of vanishing
Kid named finger
btw what is chat overlord role ?
Kid named toe watching this:
100k+ msgs
You get this role when you have 100k messages in this server
I smashed my toe agressively on the table
Kid named toe:
who in the world have it 💀
Can anyone see my messages
@carmine walrus
Can't even see exactly numbers of mgs in new UI

No
I cant really see it
Same fr
Definitely not
3 people
27k
We can't see them
oh thank you
I am close to having it
damn
Same
No no like my message count
?
52 take it or leave it
Hey buddy
not how it works 🤣
I have like 67k or smth
Hello there
kid named table making aggressive noises in corner:
@silent quest
68400?
that one kid smashing his keyboard :
I cant see my message count

i saw it
Check mine too
the new ui is shit
For sure
6471
That's weak 
oh. I have 37k on this account.
Yea
Few things r good but most of the things r quite shit
lost an old account w/ 55k messages
mine is 1.6k 
🗣️🗣️

discord web moment
any1 wanna play a game
Even w that slide to reply feature i still long press and choose the reply option 
Sure
yea,same at first
But now I got used to it
Slide feature is okay quite convenient
i got used to it due to insta
Fr
🗣️🫂
I dont use insta
frfrfrr
Use reddit instead
i dont anymore
good memes
yes
I have 117k karma on Reddit lol
Touch grass
??
Yea
I had 40k lost the account
Now i got mere 3k
lemme tell u dont use Quora ever in ur life they give u some weird emails 😭
Fr fr 
owo
My father dont let me bath on my own and im 16 kinda shi
Wtf
wtf-
somethings wrong
😭
and you are letting everyone know this
ohkay thank you for info
Quora's filled with traumatized people
WHY
!!
Dont go there
Not me dawg that's what quora mails me

Okay
thanks
Exactly


i got a new thing to do now when i am bored

Sure
The hell?
????
alright stop with the quora stuff @vague burrow
What country are they in
okay
I don’t think they have a job do they
I know someone who got pregnant at 14
i mean ur iq gotta be above 100 to think of this
truly "release ur genetic information and leave the nation" moment
How sure are you lol
🤣
Please
A HUMAN MIND CANT THINK THIS
Yes it can
The average on the SAT is 950

Hi Celestial. I find you funny fr, but these pics youre sending rn arent funny at all. Theyre weird and super weird. so i ask you to not do it again
ok sorry sorry
(longest speech , i ever read)
@vague burrow she just said she finds your existence funny that's concerning
Hola Markus
Long time no see hry
3rd class dubbing artist
okay
Yea its been like 1 hr since i was last here
Didn't get brilliant just because there was a better move...

sometimes when u turn over 18 u pretend to be a grown up

Also because you end up down material
Nice smile you got there

Nope! That is winning material for sure.
Ifr rook moves then mate
Therefore, I won the game just because of that move, the opponent blundered right after.
Same
I mean it wouldn’t take much for you to tilt

i hope its an art exam.
I hope he fails
There's a question that asks about URL and stuffs
Adolf Hit-
It's clearly IT related
🗣️🗣️😭
i saw
almost all are correct
…
Www.orestat edu is an example of what?
Doesn't look like an art exam
he got the answer right tho
I’m not nice
.
😭
.
.
..
…
@valid igloo , tell me if I could send up my heart to you? So, when I dye, which I must do.
Could it shine down here with you?
....
Is this a forced draw
nah black is winning
Looks like a fun game to me , can't be chess
how
coz i said so
Lol what’s the source of this
okay
Cool
Hi bots
👋
okay
Mate in 21
okay
average hikaru game :
hello,I hope you day is going well.I would like talk about the service we are providing,you can have atleast 100,000$ of profit with this.All you have to do is sign on this paper and we'll take you to hospital and sold your kidney.60% ours and 40% yours.
en croissant

Discord says it all in my frnd list

thats right for all the wrong reason
Bast rejected my friend req 
No way!
He's a nice guy
@upbeat viper

I feel u.
bast rejected my insta req tho
Bruh

You did not just ping him for that
i dont add people. i make them add me coz im sigma asf

he'll not get pinged

He accepted my chess friend req
cool
Man... I'm bored
aw no sound 
Insta download feature ain't that good
Same
Actually I don’t play that much rapid lol
Why are you sharing my archive
I would normally accept multiple challenges from this server simultaneously
But I don't have my PC now, so playing a simul would be impossible
🤝
u joined today

Real
I WAS WEARNG HEADPHONES
its a good song
Even better

💀
No ads between songs
cmon
apple moment
You just broke
iphone enjoyer
never heard of it and never want to know.
spotify >
Love me tooooo deathhhhhhh
I agree tho , not much lyrics anymore
YouTube has all the music Spotify has
spotify > all music apps
I use spotify and yt
@grim edge yo, I kinda wanna get adopted in bullet
not rn im at school
Okay
Yt music got that good features too
burn it all down
Burn it to the ground

feed the flames
Gooo insanneee
And burn it all down, burn it all down
yo
@glossy radish
off to school. bye suckers
bye
F what they say , f everything
what did i watched lol
Light the match, gasoline
https://open.spotify.com/track/4CiVz4bw7X1zjCaJ5ZwxUS?si=farg91jOQBS1mPPvs-2Smg
Here this out if you haven't
i think ive heard it before
hmmm
Yo everyone
W
Heya
Hewlo
Heya
why thats the best thing i read today
That's gonna become dad jokes further into the future i believe
He'll yeah I'm technically Indian but I live in lahore you can call me a citizen of sub- continent
my mom is making fried cauliflower istg its good bro youre just cooking it wrong
Broccoli > cauliflower
what
🤣
Change my mind
Cool, mine ended several days ago
no difference ngl just one is green and other isnt
Where's the joke?
the difference is cauliflower is ass and broccoli is good
You are too mature 😭
you're just cooking it wrong
prob not putting no seasoning on it
Thanks for the compliment
💀
bros gonna eat plain boiled cauliflower and then say its ass
💀
sounds like a great deal to me
@polar mason ill trade w you fr
Cooked, cauliflower > broccoli
Raw, broccoli > cauliflower
@polar mason what u upto
who tf is mia
Dave mustaine is my goat
@stuck kestrel
i saw that
why ask

Sup chess nerds
Its gonna be kurt Cobain for me
Sup
Great idea
deeznuts69
That makes no sense
Can you search these coordinate on Google map (43.6376007 , -79.4211323)
Why
It wont work now you revealed it
called a 'scam'
deleted
Why to the coordinates not the account thing
????
Ip grabber
fr

It’s a Spotify link 😭
spotify grabs ip 😭

every website grabs your ip bozo
every website grabs ur ip 🤯
Every site doss
ip really doesnt matter
shut up
send me urs
ik that
@chess.com is that true?
it only gets your approximate area, and basically anyone has ddos protection
tmrw my physics paper on gravity and i havent study anything now i have to do practical
No high quality hackers sitting on discord anyway, but yeah having an ip is all they need along with some personal info
my ipv4 literally says i live in malmö which is about 500 km away from where i live
Gravitation is the easiest shit in physics
you dont need to be a "high level hacker" to do a ddos attack, but its just outdated and doesnt really do anything
bring back John vimun pepsico
practical yk

I mean i dont have much knowledge here but im pretty sure having an IP really helps break down the hacking process
high level hackers dont waste their time ddosing, people that do that are called "skids"
ur a dumbass
nuclear physics sobs in the corner*
Ok dud
Do a gravity demonstration first from the 10th floor and u won't have to write or explain anything
I thought I could send you an screenshot but I don't have the permission so
the real hackers are the mfs doing social engineering to find out everything abt a person
Feds
Whitepages exists, doxxes literally every american citizen
Anyway I can do this
Tired of being an adult? Then try me !
what
@umbral wind u got competition
rizz who?
It's gonna be fun
?
Fin will lose fr
You are 1/cos(c)

Why tf u keep bringing Indian thing in chat?
Saying this the most European thing
Stfu stop behaving like an idiot
that what i just said
stop disrespecting my people
💀
nah the mericans gonna take the cake for that one
She wont get that joke
Fin shows up in general then chaos followed
Instagram?
Sec c
at least out people didn't stole wealth from other countries
he is indian and "rizzing" women on the internet, just accept that the stereotypes are true
Damn
Damn
Must have just learnt it
LMAOOO
oh mb i thought u were american
So now search these coordinates 43.6376007 , -79.4211323
Why is everybody suddenly racist
Just see and you're gonna be mine
No offense but if you let someone steal on you it's your mistake
😐
I wish our nation was developed at that time
ibrahim you are being very weird man
our nation was not developed
how you gon publicly confess your love for discord woman
Nah its just Google map rizz
that Idiot keeps disrespecting Indians
blud. the chat's supposed to be chess related
Not until I got her number
Bro's disrespecting people of my nation again and again
imagine other people pulling up to ur country and losing w home court advantage
😭
tell your fellow indian guy to stop harassing queenie then
Thats what the british did to most countries though
Damn bro she might be seeing it
Based as hell
Superior who? 🤣
tf he gon do by just "wording" shit does that change anything bout the country ? no. ignorance is key.
Why are you even fighting on discord, there really is no point
Racist people will be racist at the end of the day
cant even win cricket world cup lmao so bad
drop ur addy ill pull up and fight irl
Bro you will get clapped i wont lie
Who is harrasing her? + This is not first time he did that
AUSTRALIA ON TOP YEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
chess boxing :o
i doubt it
@grim edge
Hmm
do u know how many times England has won a trophy and India has ?
im not english, but the fact that you didnt win
Well i dont think someone who is online to such an extent on discord possesses fighting skills
India has 2 ODI trophies and England has one
🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘
i only go online at night lol
I love cricket but
AUSSIES ON TOP
Emus on top 🗿🔥
India is no1 team in all formats. Just research about cricket then talk shit
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
Pak lose from new Zealand
OI OI OI
That's suck fr
OI OI OI
BROTHER. THEY DONT CARE
I already said that our country was not developed at that time. Stop making those lame ass jokes about Indian people grow up!
all i know australia is the winners
Fine.
Have you heard about babar azam
thank you 🙏
That'll put your visa in a bit of trouble
india lost to australia, and australia lost to emus
koalas >>>>
worth it.
ive held a koala before
least desperate indian on the internet
ignorance is the key thanks KAI
hi
glad i could be of help
thats racist
evenin!
You are unable to catch Chlamydia from holding or touching a koala as the species which infects koalas is different from the species which infects humans
only at like a zoos or something u cant just go around snatching koalas
YES HAHA I CAN HOLD KOALAS LETS GO!
yeah I mean. judging a whole country bcz of one person is bad. but nvm just leave it rn
stop stigmatizing koalas
How are you
its not racist if its true
thats like the most normal day on discord bru its kinda amusing ngl 😂
Hey dahliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
they keep yappin
||tips fedora||
My fellow Indians I talk to on the internet arent racist, idk about you, seems like you only seem to find the wrong people
Nor are they desperate
Oh
i didnt say indians are racist
Y is it cencerd
Debateable
you just take a gander at korus for example
ig u are new to discord ?
||bwalls||
makes sense
he encapsulates the stereotypes perfectly, its almost like there is some truth to it
Not debatable, I dont talk to the Indians here I dont know them but yeah just stop on the racism
Korus guy is hella annoying, I will give you that
Seems like something bad
Almost as annoying as you vimun
korus guy is VD fan
How old are you
16
vimun seems like an idiot here in gc but he's a nice person tbh
No he is an idiot wdym he is a nice person
You haven't seen enough then my boy
I talked to him once
when's the tata steel tourney gonna go live ?
calmly
Yeah i only talk to people my age mostly
its a rest day today
Bros still at it 
oh ic ty for the info
Yeah and? Lol
NO 
nah.
Not to post links
are u british?
fin is finished
Fin is hed
enough peaksitting go get higher blitz than elliot
lemme farm you
what?
and u got them addicted to cigarettes to get more money
hi
my bad g
💀
Bro will dedicate his life replying me. Fine do it! I don't need to prove my country's achievements.
Not even british still trying to defend ass
you guys are so silly
hello?
I'm doing great man! how are you
Ayo pirates here
currently contemplating my decision of playing chess even though i got a test in 4 hrs 
hahah i have 2 tests tomorrow and still haven't studied
I got a board exam so what
what are you studying
may the gods of tests be with us 🛐
Organic chem(horrifying)
Weren't you indian what test are you givin at 1-2 am
uni or highschool?
i just beat him in a horrible blitz game, he had under 70 accuracy
its like a personal test
hs
"there is a huge diff between being a good person and a good artist" 💯
excellent move!
Nuh uh the least horrifying chem is organic
ah well goodluck man u got this!
ima be needin it fr ty man 🤝
whoa so highly rated
hi
What you all doing?
Damn
Trying to keep chat peaceful
hello! how are you?
That they stole
Some people are just disrespecting Indians here
Even if Kohinoor would be in india i doubt it would do any good
Finlipino
can i report my firend for hes cheating at puzzels
yeah its bannable, maybe collect your evidence, make a comprehensive report and send it to rinqed
I am good and you? I hope you are having a nice day.
how tf i can get an evidence hes like 1300 and puzzels 5k
Who doing that? It's not allowed so feel free to pings mods
They can help!
report him ig
i am doing alright
im new and trying to make friends
i did like 3 times but hes not banned
When
were all mentally insane good luck trying to make friends
Waddup bois
like 4 months ago
Nice! New to this server and chess? Then we can help you improve your chess :)
I wonder who
How do you know he's cheating
my kind of people then :)
@keen parrot add to gc x
welcome to the club
hes 5k at puzzels ehich gm cant even climb
yes i dont have much experience in chess
i just hit 1000 today
Maybe he's a genius
what seperates someone from 900 and 1000 cause ive been stuck in 900
puzzles give you winning positions
in real games you have to get there
thats why im stuck at 1200
hes like 1300 at blitz
not blundering pieces
i like the game tho it's very entertaining
or blundering less i should say
fast
Ah reported
be fast
i swear i almost never blunder
i think yeat is the best chess player
unless its a mouse slip or im like tired and got tunnel vision
reported to?
i would have to disagree
Puzzles rating got nothing to do with blitz or rapid
nah
Mods
😭 😭
KGB
Ik I meant which one lol
