💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Ask some random dude

[nova trellis]

hi humans

[minor spoke]

This is pixel tryna survive against me

[fickle rampart]

😈

This looks like good exercise

[grim edge]

Duo as a child

[fickle rampart]

[grim edge]

As a teen

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1153700339636240526.gif?size=160

[fickle rampart]

[grim edge]

I cut it off because duo didn't send a notification to remind me of the streak

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-my-beloved-gif-3056565435677330496

[grim edge]

Duolingo and Barcelona Vs babbel and real Madrid

Sorry Joe

[stable mirage]

[restive storm]

joever

[stable mirage]

hi dor-chan

[fickle rampart]

https://youtu.be/vNDbBa_KVKE?si=whAFlUDUhvhEpOqS

My reaction

[stable mirage]

do not the cat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[minor spoke]

The opposite sounds weird

[grim edge]

Wtf

[peak plank]

XD

[grim edge]

Bruh unity have passed me in elo ;-;

I should listen to podcasts instead of hanging out in vcs to fall asleep

[plain arrow]

Bro. I'm trying to stay at 400 rating but some random dude made the challenge rated

[grim edge]

Chokys voice is mf deep

[plain arrow]

My rating got doubled after the match bruh

Now I can't go back down without sandbagging

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[plain arrow]

Yo, you up for a game?

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[digital phoenix]

Do u understand sandbagging

[jaunty kindle]

Its 5AM lol

[grim edge]

Too deep for a sweet girl. Shes drank too much testosterone

[plain arrow]

Oh

[opal birch]

Panty and Stocking enjoyer

[plain arrow]

Sandbagging = purposefully lowering your rating, right?

Or is that rating manipulation?

[opal birch]

no it's sandbagging

[plain arrow]

Oh, so smurfing is fine then

[stable mirage]

rating manip means either

[plain arrow]

Good to know

[grim edge]

Can I manipulate my way into 2000s

[stable mirage]

if you ignore tos probably but I wouldn’t recommend it

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bark-gif-20068634

[warm spindle]

i am an girl

[minor spoke]

HI CHOKEBAR

[grim edge]

You are the sweetest girl in this server ngl

Fix your voice changer

[minor spoke]

Most intelligent*

[grim edge]

Or no nitro

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/yabujin-jumpstyle-chalice-of-mind-azeroy-gif-19937691

[grim edge]

All-knowing

[minor spoke]

Basically yeah

Everyone must bow down

[grim edge]

No one can compare even Anitta

[minor spoke]

💀

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

My phone just updated to ios 17. What’s new about it?

[minor spoke]

OH COOOL

[grim edge]

No i said whats new with the update?

I just got random journal app

[opal birch]

nothing, excuse for Apple to downgrade your phone

[warm spindle]

@minor spokeur ass way too happy for mit sutdentt

[minor spoke]

LMAO 💀

[mystic stream]

@peak plank when does next round start

[grim edge]

I didn’t understand this at all

[peak plank]

when the two 1400s make a draw

[peak plank]

btw lasanga did what I did so im putting the blame on him

[opal birch]

can i join

[peak plank]

https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/4518822 prob too late

[mystic stream]

and u missed nxd5?

[opal birch]

bruh ikr Apple treats theircustomers like shit

[minor spoke]

Yeah journal, messages is a bit diff, u can swipe to reply, check ins in msgs, create stickers with photos, standby, namedrop (THIS ONES COOL), contact posters

[opal birch]

aRIGHT

[minor spoke]

Uhm well

[jaunty kindle]

lol

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/nokia-cep-telefonu-tam35-gif-dünya-gif-12498299

[grim edge]

Oh it said i can now have better conversations with Siri. Lol i only ask siri if he loves me or if i want him to tell jokes

[mystic stream]

i think siri is a girl

[minor spoke]

Does it look like i am 💀

[warm spindle]

oh yeah

[grim edge]

I will google namedrop

[ebon forge]

Hello everyone

[peak plank]

no i mena lasanga also hung the knight

[minor spoke]

Yeah, but only works with other iphone users next to u

But its so satisfying

[grim edge]

Cool

[minor spoke]

Nah i meant like does it look like im from mit

[mystic stream]

no

[cobalt drum]

how

[grim edge]

siris joke

[grim edge]

I'm the choosen one

[cobalt drum]

bruh

you cant even spell it

[visual garnet]

can we have another tournament in like an hour @peak plank

[minor spoke]

iM dying from this 💀

[grim edge]

Ye im like half brain dead after loosing to a game I was winning and up on everything

[opal birch]

because Siri is

[minor spoke]

Siri is stupid

Objectively

[opal birch]

i dont think anybody uses Siri

[minor spoke]

I use it for sports scores

But thats it

[mystic stream]

@peak plank i won the tournament whats my prize

[restive storm]

braggin rights

[mystic stream]

pixel is selling

[grim edge]

He is nice to me and Mairos tho

[jaunty kindle]

But he is wrong

[grim edge]

Exactly

[jaunty kindle]

[minor spoke]

Also i just never asked, why is that ur username

Im rude to every female except chokebar

[opal birch]

yeah fair enough i dont think i even have it set up

[restive storm]

I gave one of my ocs the name doryetuosenbcakohn so then I was like sure why not make this my discord username

[minor spoke]

Oh 💀

Rude doesnt have to be calling slurs bruh

[mystic stream]

@peak plank how u lose that

[peak gulch]

600 rapid, anyone down for a game?

[peak plank]

low time

[minor spoke]

Slow time*

[jaunty kindle]

2weak2slow

[peak plank]

thats okay, you arent magnus either

[jaunty kindle]

Yes and Im happy about that lol

[torpid lintel]

But why? It was fun xD

[peak plank]

unity withdrew from the tourney XD

[pastel fossil]

gg to who played

[torpid lintel]

gg all

[peak plank]

ggs

[mystic stream]

gg

[torpid lintel]

Should we do that daily? xD

[grim edge]

I hope i grow tired of typing on general chat. Ive been on discord for more than a year now. Still, here typing all day everyday smh

[mystic stream]

where my prize money

[peak gulch]

Hi? Anyone wanna play?

[peak gulch]

A year is not much tbh

[peak plank]

prize money is 100% of all entry fees!!!

[opal birch]

yeah i want to join a future one

[torpid lintel]

You got 1st and that's your prize

[peak plank]

yes

bye (before guylo challenges me)

[minor spoke]

Thats crazy u shud get some peace of mind this server is craaaazy

[torpid lintel]

Bye. Have a good sleep

[final gust]

Nerd

[final gust]

Imagine playing chess

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-gif-18775283

[opal birch]

damn

[torpid lintel]

Wow pixel can see future

[torpid lintel]

haha

[minor spoke]

Its such a good gif

[torpid lintel]

We all can👀

(I can't)

[oblique nebula]

guys can anyone review this game for me I ran out of my daily review also yeah I missed the easiest mate in 1 ever :/

like anyone here who has diamond

[torpid lintel]

This is from star Wars?

[torpid lintel]

I don't have membership but self analysis is free :)

[oblique nebula]

I know its free though I want to see the computer analysis

[torpid lintel]

Self analysis have a computer analysis too 😅

[oblique nebula]

I wanna see %

every single game on my account is reviewed imagine how unsatisfying it is having 1 game not reviewed

[minor spoke]

Link

[minor spoke]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @oblique nebula, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[minor spoke]

Connect ur acc

[oblique nebula]

how

[minor spoke]

Read carlbot message above

And

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@minor spoke With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[minor spoke]

Wait actually can i just dm u to make this simpler

[oblique nebula]

I am on my phone right now and using chrome so navigating discord ks weird

[peak gulch]

Why don't you just use the app

[minor spoke]

Done

[peak gulch]

Nah, f3 e5 Kf2

[oblique nebula]

dont need the distractions @peak gulch

[peak gulch]

Hmm I guess the new UI is bad

[oblique nebula]

tysmmmm

[peak gulch]

I'm literally Magnus

It literally has a name

Hammerschlag

Very German

[queen totem]

omg thankyou to the person who time travelled and brought Paul morphy to this discord in 2024!!

[peak gulch]

It was me

I also went back to 1945 and killed [REDACTED]

[queen totem]

Hiroshima?

[peak gulch]

Ofc not ppl there lived post war

Yep they say it's [REDACTED] himself

But it's really me

[queen totem]

I would just like to say Mr Morphy i am a huge fan of the variation of the ruy lopez they named after you

[peak gulch]

The Morphy defense is... Kinda bad

I always play the Berlin against the Spanish

No joke intended

[queen totem]

I'd say its a positionally sound opening

[cursive pawn]

@opal birch go away el chip

[peak gulch]

Loses tempo if exchange. At lower levels it's undesirable

I mean you shouldn't play the exchange but at 700 it's prevailing

[cursive pawn]

hi Garry Carlsen
hi SpaceBar2702
hi Coral(streamer)

[queen totem]

hey ok

[cursive pawn]

ok

[peak gulch]

At 600 it's rarely seen

And tbh I've been stuck there for too long

But I'm better than that

You say I'm 600. I'm not

I deserve 1200 imo

Me ofc

Nah lmao

[queen totem]

Entitlement won't get you far in this game my friend

[peak gulch]

Fr

I still don't know why I'm losing games

I must think more carefully

Oh yes I am

Huh?

[plain arrow]

Anyone up for a game? Any rating is fine.

[cursive pawn]

hi Boston Mike

[plain arrow]

Hi

[cursive pawn]

ok

game blitz or what?

[plain arrow]

Whatever time control is fine, just not bullet

Okay. I'll play you first then

[peak gulch]

Oh. OH I deleted my old account but didn't unlink my discord

What should I do??

Who

WHO IS AN ADMIN

[cursive pawn]

dm one of them

[stable mirage]

talk to a mod first they’re more likely to connect you

[cursive pawn]

have u tried /connect

[unborn helm]

[plain arrow]

gg

Almost lost that game

Shouldn't have taken the rook trade

[peak gulch]

Your Discord account is connected to another chess.com account.

Can't get it working

Omg WTF

[plain arrow]

He had 17 sec remaining, I had 48 sec remaining

[peak gulch]

Wow

[plain arrow]

Thanks to premoving the opening lol

[peak gulch]

What's ur rating

Both of them. Rapid I think

[stable mirage]

1000 blitz 600 bullet

[grim edge]

hop on 1660 and blunder a piece on move 6

[stable mirage]

incredible

[peak gulch]

161660 and he hung a piece on move 6

Average Gotham fan

[plain arrow]

I'm 400 rated in blitz

[peak gulch]

... Huh

[grim edge]

[plain arrow]

What do you think my rating is then?

[stable mirage]

2800

[plain arrow]

Bro thinks I'm magnus

[warm spindle]

dolor green

[grim edge]

cant sleep but i have just successfully stalked myself. found out how i evolved in this server. from around October last year.. crazy. i am a really nice person.

[plain arrow]

Wait... You have more best moves than I do, and I have 1 miss. How come my acc is higher than yours?

That probably explains it

[queen totem]

blitz anyone?

[plain arrow]

Sure

[queen totem]

https://play.chess.com/eHVCx

well played

[plain arrow]

gg

Damn, just look at the time difference

I'm normally bad at speed chess, so this is totally unexpected

[queen totem]

i'm normally faster

also unexpected

https://play.chess.com/1hgyw

blitz unrated anyone?

[fickle rampart]

I just beat Magnus Carlsen

[scenic holly]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/99206098961

[worn ice]

dontreportm (2000) vs. chesscoachtaipei (2305)

Move List

1. b3 d5 2. Bb2 Nf6 3. e3 Bf5 4. d3 e6 5. g3 h6 6. Bg2 c6 7. Ne2 Nbd7 8. O-O Bc5 9. Nd2 O-O 10. a3 a5 11. h3 Bh7 12. Qe1 e5 13. Qd1 Qe7 14. Qe1 Rfe8 15. Qd1 Rad8 16. Qe1 e4 17. dxe4 dxe4 18. Nc4 b6 19. Nc3 Ne5 20. Nxe5 Qxe5 21. Na4 Qd6 22. Nxc5 Qxc5 23. Bxf6 gxf6 24. Qe2 f5 25. Rfd1 Kg7 26. a4 f6 27. Rd2 Rxd2 28. Qxd2 Bg6 29. Rd1 Bh5 30. Re1 Re7 31. Bf1 Be8 32. Qd8 Bf7 33. Re2 Be6 34. Rd2 Qb4 35. Ba6 Bd5 36. Rd4 Qc5 37. c4 Bf7 38. Bc8 Re8 39. Qc7 Re7 40. Rd7 Rxd7 41. Qxd7 Kg6 42. g4 fxg4 43. Qxg4+ Qg5 44. Bf5+ Kg7 45. Bxe4 c5 46. Kg2 Bh5 47. Qxg5+ hxg5 48. Kg3 Kf8 49. Bd5 Ke7 50. f4 gxf4+ 51. Kxf4 Kd6 52. Kf5 Ke7 53. h4 Bf3 54. e4 b5 55. axb5 a4 56. bxa4 Bxe4+ 57. Kxe4 Kf8 58. Kf5 Kg7 59. a5 Kh6 60. a6 Kh5 61. a7 Kxh4 62. a8=Q Kg3 63. Qg8+ Kf2 64. Qg2+ Ke3 65. Qe2+ Kd4 66. Kxf6 Kc3 67. Qe4 

[scenic holly]

first titled win in rapid

[quartz holly]

https://tenor.com/view/checkmate-chess-haircut-sleebo-meme-gif-15643975910703602577

[vague burrow]

oh no boomer talks here\

this is not meant for chess

[carmine arch]

imagine

[fickle ingot]

funni knight mov
finally a miniature
14 move game

[queen totem]

man

you are not 880, Boston Mike

[plain arrow]

gg

[queen totem]

good game

[plain arrow]

I blundered backrank and you didn't see it

[queen totem]

yea i know

i also missed a free knight earlier in the game

[plain arrow]

That game was kinda bad, ngl

IDK why it's not showing up in my game archive

[mystic stream]

[plain arrow]

Gah dayum

[vague burrow]

nof*cking chess talk

[plain arrow]

3.1k bullet

[queen totem]

https://play.chess.com/J6m8T

who dares accept me challenge'

unrated blitz

[dense hollow]

hey i m new to chess can anyone teach me some opennings ?

[vague burrow]

cant accept

[dense hollow]

same

[iron barn]

search for openings for beginners on youtube

[dense hollow]

did it its a lottt ..where to start is confusing /.

[iron barn]

Just pick any one for white and another one for black

[queen totem]

smashed again

good game

[plain arrow]

gg

[queen totem]

whats weird is in last game i had more accuracy and still lost

[plain arrow]

You blundered M1 lol

[vague burrow]

play me

[plain arrow]

And a queen trap

[median saffron]

LMFAO

[vague burrow]

i suck

but i beat ur butt

[queen totem]

you guys are troll accounts

[median saffron]

REVOKE THIS MANS CM TITLE

[wet sleet]

sheesh

[queen totem]

https://play.chess.com/k538f

[plain arrow]

I'll watch

[queen totem]

cmon celestial

[vague burrow]

cant acept...

[plain arrow]

Holy

Poor dude got matched with a 2k

Even I rarely beat 2ks

[dense hollow]

okiee

[queen totem]

I can beat this guy

[plain arrow]

Qd4 was the better move

Pinning the knight to the g pawn. If the knight moves, then it's mate

The 2k isn't that good

[queen totem]

i know right

[vague burrow]

who 2k

[queen totem]

i feel like this is an equal postion

[copper scaffold]

Monke see queen monke take queen

[novel moat]

[plain arrow]

This 2k is crap

Missed a ton of good moves

[cursive pawn]

hi Boston Mike

[plain arrow]

And he lost the extra pawn

He earned

[carmine arch]

hi

[cursive pawn]

hi Pikachu(1200rapid)

[plain arrow]

Now this is drawn

[cursive pawn]

hi Shinoa Hiragi

[median saffron]

stfu

[queen totem]

good game

[median saffron]

i wanted to spectate

[queen totem]

how did i draw a 2000 but lose to an 880

make it make sense

[median saffron]

idk

u played good

i threw the win lol

[vague burrow]

please play with me 😭

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

[queen totem]

I will mate

[visual garnet]

okay

[queen totem]

just give me 4 hours

[stable mirage]

play with yourself

[vague burrow]

ok wtf

[queen totem]

i have to go to work

[vague burrow]

that sounds weird when i read it again

[weary otter]

@queen totem @visual garnet could I ask yall something?

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[plain arrow]

Wanna play?

[visual garnet]

Okay

[vague burrow]

sure i suck btw

[plain arrow]

Same

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tarmonopee

This is the Chess.com profile of tarmonopee. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2246 (peak)
Blitz: 2007 (2081 peak)
Bullet: 2059 (2121 peak)

[vague burrow]

omg

holy hell

nerd

[novel moat]

[vague burrow]

send link..

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dnce-gif-14762310134329663850

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-alert-warning-gif-14700821

[rain trout]

Hi noobs

[plain arrow]

Nova is 2k

[cursive pawn]

i want to be nerd

[weary otter]

So I’m like intermediate. I’m mid 1000 in rapid and mid 1000 in bullet and I’m getting close to 1000 in blitz. Recently, I’ve been good with my tactics and sacrificing but I often overlook mate in 1,2,3 or however and take the longer mate because it’s more obviously. Is there any tips you have? @novel moat

[visual garnet]

@weary otter you have been typing for 10 days

[plain arrow]

I sent the challenge

[vague burrow]

send link

i amk playing after 2 months..

[novel moat]

Puzzles and analyze losses

[visual garnet]

you cant ask that to me

[vague burrow]

play better

[plain arrow]

https://play.chess.com/zLpHk

[cursive pawn]

be better

get gud

[visual garnet]

Puzzle

[cursive pawn]

Oh man

[visual garnet]

Battle

[weary otter]

@visual garnet @novel moat heres an example. I missed mate in 1 on move 14 https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/99209101845?tab=analysis&move=26

[worn ice]

BetterGaming (911) vs. thundermas (960)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Qf6 3. Nc3 Bc5 4. Be2 Ne7 5. O-O Nbc6 6. h3 d6 7. Re1 h5 8. d3 h4 9. Bg5 Qg6 10. Bxh4 Bxh3 11. g3 Rxh4 12. Nxh4 Qxg3+ 13. Kh1 Qxh4 14. Rg1 Bxf2 15. Rg4 Bxg4+ 16. Kg2 Qg3+ 17. Kf1 Qg1# 

[cursive pawn]

ok

[weary otter]

okay

[weary otter]

why not

[cursive pawn]

i sent challenegege

😾 play

[visual garnet]

i already used my free battle

[visual garnet]

I Am not good

[cursive pawn]

no diamond

[visual garnet]

Bishop f1 is mate

[visual garnet]

i dont have diamond

try sending a challenge and let me see what happens

[cursive pawn]

ok

[visual garnet]

okay

[cursive pawn]

i send

[weary otter]

i know but what tips would you give me to find moves like that

[visual garnet]

send it again @cursive pawn

[cursive pawn]

ok

[visual garnet]

maybe a lot of puzzles

[cursive pawn]

i send

[visual garnet]

it appears for 1 second, so i gotta be prepared, send it now and i will be prepared

[cursive pawn]

how do i gift subscribtion

[cursive pawn]

OK BE PREPARED

IM SENDING BUCKLE UR BOOTS

ive sent like 4

[visual garnet]

i clicked ok like 10 times

its not allowing me to

[visual garnet]

you cant

[cursive pawn]

get gud

[visual garnet]

at what?

[cursive pawn]

at subscribtion

diamond

[vague burrow]

ggs

[cursive pawn]

thanks

[plain arrow]

gg

[vague burrow]

never said to u

[cursive pawn]

ur welcome

[vague burrow]

ngl u play 1600 and u are on an alt

second i forgot chess

[indigo fulcrum]

Heyy I'm bored

Someone make me less bored immediately

[vague burrow]

die 👍

escape pain suffering

everything

[cursive pawn]

dms

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[indigo fulcrum]

You sound like the blue star from the super Mario Bros movie

[indigo fulcrum]

Bet

[plain arrow]

Nah, you're just rusty

The game's dead lost since move 12

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-zk-scorpion-gif-27175269

[coral quartz]

I'm not gae tho

I swear

[plain arrow]

Most of your pieces were hanging so pinning or attacking them were quite easy

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-7099278856497118059

[carmine arch]

ive lost the game

[coral quartz]

[carmine arch]

its a queen vs nothing. i only have king but this guy noob. im going for stalemate

[coral quartz]

Who sed am Gae tf

[grim edge]

tragic, i hope you recover from this heartbreaking loss

[coral quartz]

Not nice!

[carmine arch]

HAHA
HE DID DRAW NO WAY

[coral quartz]

[carmine arch]

he did stalemate with a queen

white has queen i have nothing haha no way

giant noobbb

[grim edge]

thats one of the most painful things i once had four queens otb STALEMATED FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT 😭

[coral quartz]

Why tf would you need 4 queens?

[grim edge]

cuz fun :')

[coral quartz]

I get 2 queens it's stalemate 💯

[visual garnet]

its annoying when they dont resign

[grim edge]

and this too

[visual garnet]

so i make 5 rooks, its less harder to stalemate

[coral quartz]

I auto queen tho...

[grim edge]

i have been enlightened

[visual garnet]

🫡

[coral quartz]

Where is the auto queen settings?

[plain arrow]

Who needs 7 queens when you can have this?

[coral quartz]

Where's anyone queen ???

[plain arrow]

Check the live chess category

[coral quartz]

Found it nvm

[coral quartz]

Thanks

[plain arrow]

Np

[coral quartz]

[carmine arch]

i was losing the game but i won the game

[novel moat]

[visual garnet]

but why

[warm spindle]

you should haf lost

[carmine arch]

no u

he gave me free rooks and a bishop

[grim edge]

this literally doesnt work

pawns cant move backward

[broken karma]

e4

[plain arrow]

Seriously?

[grim edge]

yes

[plain arrow]

This has got to be a joke

[grim edge]

no

[plain arrow]

Promoted pieces can move backwards

[broken karma]

e4

[plain arrow]

c5

[broken karma]

c3

[plain arrow]

Nc6

[broken karma]

d4

[plain arrow]

cxd4

[broken karma]

cxd4

[plain arrow]

e6

[broken karma]

nf3

[plain arrow]

Nf6

[broken karma]

nc3

[plain arrow]

Bb4

[novel moat]

Bb4

[grim edge]

who wants to play bullet ?

[plain arrow]

It was a typo, okay?

[plain arrow]

I'll try

[broken karma]

Bd3

[grim edge]

send link on dm

[plain arrow]

d5 and I premove Nxd5

[grim edge]

thas crazy

[broken karma]

e5

[plain arrow]

Ne4 then

[broken karma]

bd2

[warm spindle]

Love the wait time between moves

[broken karma]

Yes

[plain arrow]

Nxd2

[broken karma]

Qxd2

[novel moat]

Both are busy looking at a board

[plain arrow]

Qa5

I honestly don't know why he didn't just asked for a normal chess.com challenge link

[jaunty kindle]

Even then they cant play good moves

[novel moat]

[broken karma]

Im doin this blindfold fr

[carmine arch]

whats better knight or bishop

[grim edge]

whats ur rating

[warm spindle]

I don't believe you

[carmine arch]

whats better two rooks or a queen

[grim edge]

knight

[jaunty kindle]

King

[novel moat]

Depends on the position

[carmine arch]

wahts better 2 pawns or a chicken

[warm spindle]

Knight urrgghh

[novel moat]

Depends on the position

[plain arrow]

I don't know

[novel moat]

Depends on if you're hungry

[grim edge]

??

[warm spindle]

Rooks cause u can sac 1 uuurggg

[plain arrow]

I'm really inconsistent so my rating may not be accurate

[carmine arch]

whats better a whole army of pawns or a queen

[broken karma]

O-O

[grim edge]

are you okay?

[warm spindle]

Hidden tesla

[grim edge]

army of pawns

[carmine arch]

whats better 5 rooks or 2 knights, 2 bishops and 3 pawns

[grim edge]

you cant cuz its out of cycle

[plain arrow]

Qb6

[jaunty kindle]

Whats better win or lose?

[plain arrow]

Typo

[carmine arch]

lose

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cry-cry-anime-girl-cry-neko-cry-crying-gif-22158501

[jaunty kindle]

Yes

[carmine arch]

thank u

[warm spindle]

White people after their son d*es in a car accident

[jaunty kindle]

[grim edge]

unless u have mirror

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@broken karma With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[broken karma]

rc1

[grim edge]

why white people????

[carmine arch]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[warm spindle]

I have mirror

[warm spindle]

Yeah

[plain arrow]

Which rook?

[broken karma]

rac1

[carmine arch]

the one that can do rc1

[plain arrow]

O-O

[grim edge]

okay and tesla alr died cuz of the time you took to say this. I go sparky with minions and fire spirit

[plain arrow]

I go pekka, mini pekka and mirror

[cursive pawn]

hi Gape Horn

[grim edge]

okay

[cursive pawn]

ok

[warm spindle]

E drag and fire cracker

[solid schooner]

puzzle time

[plain arrow]

@visual garnet that kanji in your name looks kinda similar to the one in Hikaru's name

[grim edge]

i hate you

[jaunty kindle]

Its Rf6

[grim edge]

white flag emote and im afk

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/brrr-so-cold-its-so-cold-gif-14907724622547949218

[visual garnet]

okay

it is

[cursive pawn]

hi JoyousArch928

[warm spindle]

Waddup bro

[cursive pawn]

hi Brawlified 光

[visual garnet]

okay

[cursive pawn]

ok

[warm spindle]

Okay.

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[warm spindle]

Literally 😸 👍

[cursive pawn]

whats this JoyousArch928

[warm spindle]

Looks like someone in over their head.

[jaunty kindle]

145

[plain arrow]

Bro smurfing hard

[cursive pawn]

ong

[visual garnet]

no one figured it out yet?

Chokbar is 2000

[jaunty kindle]

[warm spindle]

It says 500>

<500

[visual garnet]

you never connected your original account

[jaunty kindle]

5>0=0

[warm spindle]

That is the original account.

[warm spindle]

Doesn't follow logically

[plain arrow]

I'm bored. The unrated challenges takes forever to find a match

[visual garnet]

No

[jaunty kindle]

[warm spindle]

Oh ok sorry

[grim edge]

rating?

[visual garnet]

Okay

There is no problem

[warm spindle]

Okay.

[plain arrow]

Around 400

[grim edge]

oh ok wanna play

[plain arrow]

Sure

Got a 11 winstreak on rapid against people from this server

[grim edge]

fr?

[warm spindle]

Tell someone that they have no future as a chess player so they wast their life proving you wrong

[novel moat]

[cursive pawn]

hi Pikachu(1200rapid)

hi JoyousArch928

[jaunty kindle]

ok

[cursive pawn]

what?

[grim edge]

ok bro

[jaunty kindle]

[plain arrow]

Sent you a challenge

[grim edge]

i didnt get one

[cursive pawn]

what bro

[plain arrow]

Try again

[thorny lake]

https://tenor.com/view/edging-group-session-guy-talking-starts-in-10-minutes-gif-17754026975945896494

[plain arrow]

Wait, I got the wrong guy

He's from North Korea

[cursive pawn]

no start now

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[grim edge]

oh shit thats my brothers aacc

[plain arrow]

Imma send the link then

[grim edge]

oke

[jaunty kindle]

ok

[plain arrow]

https://play.chess.com/YZeHL

[thorny lake]

https://tenor.com/view/edging-jojo-edge-group-edging-group-gif-10915885710648669677

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[plain arrow]

@grim edge gg

You found a great move by taking my rook there, but you missed the good follow up

I would've lost if you found the right move

[grim edge]

makes sense

lets play again 10 mins rapid

[plain arrow]

Sure

gg

[grim edge]

it said reconnecting idk why

wp tho

[plain arrow]

You probably disconnected

[grim edge]

yeah my network is bad

[stable mirage]

[flint fox]

i fell for it

[stable mirage]

hi furry

[copper scaffold]

Bro thought for the whole 3 minutes

And did this

[flint fox]

hi star

I THOUGHT IT SAID NSFW

[stable mirage]

what

you must be thinking of #2200-or-higher

[torpid lintel]

You can close cc pings :) if you want :)

So use /announcement

[torpid lintel]

I will be there someday! (I hope) 😅

[stable mirage]

[restive storm]

Once you unlock it, you're going to have to mentally prepare yourself for what's in it

[torpid lintel]

Show me what there👀

[grim edge]

MY NITRO WILL EXPIRE IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS!?

[stable mirage]

uwu

[restive storm]

many times more cringe than what we see here in these channels

[torpid lintel]

Ah

[stable mirage]

dor-chan hasn’t been converted yet

[restive storm]

did cellen get unconverted

[novel moat]

It's alright we will get bast

[torpid lintel]

On #1600-1799 everything go fine. Sometimes people talk about improvement, talking about how to escape this channel, and more!

[restive storm]

I'm pretty sure we've got some unconverted

[stable mirage]

cewwen is faking it OwO

[cursive pawn]

no access

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

[stable mirage]

ever since they disabled /profile

[restive storm]

didn't bast used to use them too but now he doesn't as much

[torpid lintel]

This is 1600-1799

[stable mirage]

Batman is still uwu at heart

[torpid lintel]

Yes this is why they talk now 😅 but some people still try to do /profile

[cursive pawn]

u calling me trash?

[echo kestrel]

#2200-or-higher is even better

[torpid lintel]

No . you asked for what that.

[stable mirage]

[cursive pawn]

😾

[echo kestrel]

I'm in the weeb channel

Sus things go down in there

[fiery beacon]

call me schizophrenic the way the voice in my head is telling me to burn down a church

[cursive pawn]

ok

[cursive pawn]

thats why u 900

[torpid lintel]

It will take some years.

[echo kestrel]

🙂

[fiery beacon]

nah its because chess is lame and for nerds

[cursive pawn]

in order to be 1000+ u have to do whats on ur mind

[fiery beacon]

obvioulsy

[fiery beacon]

if i could do whats on my mind my sperm count would never recover

[jaunty kindle]

In order to be 1000+ you have to know the starting position. Nothing more bruh

[fiery beacon]

anyways

[stable mirage]

sending my king to h4 is what’s on my mind

[cursive pawn]

do it

1. Qxe8

[stable mirage]

I would but most people move their e pawn

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mohammed Alkhodairy (moalkhodairy)

This is the Chess.com profile of moalkhodairy. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Mohammed Alkhodairy (moalkhodairy)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2056 (peak)
Blitz: 1821 (1822 peak)
Bullet: 2100 (peak)

[glad canyon]

D4 Les play chess

[stable mirage]

I remember doing some wayward king odds

kinda fun

[forest jasper]

you should play f3 g4 h4 h5 and then walk to h4 with the king

[stable mirage]

takes too long

[jaunty kindle]

Is he actually trying to flex?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Swagato. (gm_swagato29)

This is the Chess.com profile of gm_swagato29. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Swagato. (gm_swagato29)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1946 (peak)
Blitz: 1970 (2084 peak)
Bullet: 1886 (2102 peak)

[cursive pawn]

helo egypt mother of the universe

[crimson elk]

i finaly got 2100, i'm never playing bullet again

[stable mirage]

how could you stop when ur barely off top 10k

[compact snow]

.

[glad canyon]

Bro is so good

[jaunty kindle]

Lol

[upbeat viper]

Who cares about bullet

[crimson elk]

no bro you don't understand

[glad canyon]

Real

[forest jasper]

now switch to 45+30

[crimson elk]

the games are so trash

[echo kestrel]

Are you allowed to share accounts with someone else? (Like having one person play blitz and another playing rapid on the same account?)

[stable mirage]

no

[echo kestrel]

@upbeat viper

[glad canyon]

Bro i understand I am 2000 💀

[upbeat viper]

Nop

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> theshreyasmishra

This is the Chess.com profile of theshreyasmishra. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1965 (1988 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (peak)
Bullet: 2003 (peak)

[crimson elk]

exactly what i was thinking

[glad canyon]

No

[torpid lintel]

No

[echo kestrel]

Yay my opponent is gonna get banned then. Does it go as fairplay so I can get my points back?

[jaunty kindle]

Nobody should. Its pure farming and grinding without any reflection of OTB chess

[forest jasper]

very valid opinion

[crimson elk]

you can if the other person plays unrated

[upbeat viper]

Ehmmm that's very specific

Idk

[forest jasper]

Bullet is very different from classical

[grim edge]

dms if anyone wanna 1v1 I am fairly new

[forest jasper]

Still valid though

[upbeat viper]

Because they gotta find evidence of him doing that

[glad canyon]

💀

[echo kestrel]

Wanna see his profile? I can dm you if you want.

[upbeat viper]

And idk if words in chat are evidence

[torpid lintel]

Bast can you tell me if I should pings mods for this #friends-of-the-server :)

[crimson elk]

yeah some people do it

[cursive pawn]

do 5000 in puzzles

[echo kestrel]

LOL it's literally not hard at all. If you cannot tell how he's doing it in 10 seconds I'll be disappointed

[upbeat viper]

But sure try to send a mail to support explaining that

That'll be better than a normal report

[glad canyon]

💀bro do you actually run a. Bakery?

[upbeat viper]

Hm ?

[glad canyon]

Who TF can reach 5000 in puzzles

[crimson elk]

😐 go fight with someone else

[glad canyon]

I am not that patient

[upbeat viper]

Nah

[echo kestrel]

Ahh yeah that would probably be good. I'll DM you too so you can look at it lol (ik you can't do anything, I just wanna show cuz 90% of the time people say the people who I suspect for cheating or some other thing aren't actually doing the thing lol)

[cursive pawn]

some are like 60000

[upbeat viper]

It's just soft nonsense

[torpid lintel]

Okay

[glad canyon]

I have no enemies bro why would I fight

[glossy radish]

bast what happened to frog

[crimson elk]

right

[glad canyon]

Ne what

[forest jasper]

is cheating in puzzles bannable

[torpid lintel]

Frog? Also sleep v

[upbeat viper]

Uh

[glossy radish]

i will. i just need my question answered

[upbeat viper]

I have a car starting next to me

[glad canyon]

Btw you run a bakery?

[torpid lintel]

He have frog?

[crimson elk]

gms struggle to get 4k 😐

[coral quartz]

Since when did you start playing chess? @upbeat viper

[glossy radish]

no. it’s a person

[glad canyon]

Real

[torpid lintel]

Ah i see

[jaunty kindle]

Totally legit

[cursive pawn]

they bad

[glad canyon]

Wtf 65540

[upbeat viper]

Almost 2 years ago

[forest jasper]

why is 65540 the max

[upbeat viper]

(regularly

[crimson elk]

bro never seen a puzzle leaderboard before

[glad canyon]

I am playing from 13 years buv

[glad canyon]

I have seen I am just giving some stupid reaction

[cursive pawn]

im not chesscom aske the guy who made it

[coral quartz]

If I don't reach 2k by December that means am gae

[crimson elk]

wow no way

[jaunty kindle]

Maybe because 2^16 = 65536. But then why 4 points higher?

[upbeat viper]

The answer is simple : database size

[glad canyon]

💀

[cursive pawn]

ok

[crimson elk]

bro don't worry i went from 1200 to 2100 in less than 10 monthes

[upbeat viper]

You want to reduce variable size as much as possible

[glad canyon]

Gae

[stable mirage]

what

[coral quartz]

Stop lying

[cursive pawn]

gah damn

[coral quartz]

How?

[crimson elk]

yeah you can check my profile 😄

[coral quartz]

What did you do?

[crimson elk]

oh no how did you know

[stable mirage]

@sewermods

[cursive pawn]

u mean 1500

[glad canyon]

10 months bruv

[crimson elk]

i played chess... alot

[jaunty kindle]

Imagine having 64 bit integers instead

[forest jasper]

I knew that but 4 is too big of a margin. I remembered in my head up to 2^24

[cursive pawn]

day one u were 1200 day 5 1500

[coral quartz]

Stop cheating ohmagawwdd

[upbeat viper]

Nuh uh

[echo kestrel]

Wait you can report someone for this?? So if you get into a fight with someone irl you can get them banned on chess.com???

[coral quartz]

Stawwwp

[glad canyon]

Bro i have playing from 13 years ago

[grim edge]

Congrats

[crimson elk]

i have been playing for 7 years but i started grinding when i got 1200

[glad canyon]

💀💀💀💀💀

[cursive pawn]

ur ahh is 15yrs

[upbeat viper]

[crimson elk]

Thanks !!

[glad canyon]

I started at age 3 💀💀💀💀💀

[crimson elk]

noob

[grim edge]

Doubt it

[glad canyon]

I will be turning 16. 29 jan

[coral quartz]

How to reach 2k fast?

[glad canyon]

Real I am 2000 and I don't play rated

[crimson elk]

wait bro just reveald his age

[cursive pawn]

im 30th jan

[crimson elk]

his 15

[shell perch]

but when did you started learning English?

[cursive pawn]

@opal birch is also 30th jan

[glad canyon]

It's in my profile bruv

[crimson elk]

💀

[coral quartz]

How to get to 1800?

[glad canyon]

Bro typo 💀

[crimson elk]

shh lil bro

[glad canyon]

Advance HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[cursive pawn]

thank u U TOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[glad canyon]

💀Anita max wyn

[crimson elk]

wat

[coral quartz]

Is french OK?

[cursive pawn]

no

only choisinise

[crimson elk]

what openings do you play ?

[glad canyon]

All

[cursive pawn]

what opening do u play?

[coral quartz]

Lil bro is ignoring me tf

[crimson elk]

oh that's why you are stuck at 2k

[crimson elk]

English, caro, dutch that's all

[cursive pawn]

what u play against d4

oh ditch

[forest jasper]

dutch

[crimson elk]

sometimes i play random openings in unrated arenas

[glad canyon]

Stfu

[forest jasper]

classical or leningrad

[cursive pawn]

i hate dutch

[glad canyon]

Nimzo

[crimson elk]

shhh 100 elo lower guy

[forest jasper]

staunton gambit

[cursive pawn]

when i play it get mated when i play against it i also get mated

[crimson elk]

stonewall dutch

[glad canyon]

Stup bro

[forest jasper]

what do you play against 3. Nf3

[crimson elk]

stup you

[cursive pawn]

i play nimzo/queens indian

[forest jasper]

bogo superior

[shell perch]

is this a chess or fortnite server

[cursive pawn]

fianchetto

[shell perch]

am i stoned

[honest drift]

Wake up

[forest jasper]

b6?

[cursive pawn]

queens indian

[glad canyon]

Nimzo is very good

[forest jasper]

Bogo indian > queen’s indian

[stable mirage]

1.d4

[tidal pelican]

any 1 wanna play chess i got board irl dm me

[forest jasper]

1. e4 c5

[rigid geyser]

Minecraft

[cursive pawn]

play with yourself

[crimson elk]

I know i know i'm so good

[glad canyon]

E6 or g6

[stable mirage]

mods ban for admitting to cheating

[rigid geyser]

At least edit the ranks too

[crimson elk]

Shh don't tell anyone

[cursive pawn]

change 99.8%

[forest jasper]

d4 is better than e4

[glad canyon]

Real

[crimson elk]

Yeah i should have done that

[glad canyon]

Every player has e4 theory

[cursive pawn]

u still have 3 friends better than u get gud

[crimson elk]

Torch and alphazero are to good

[rigid geyser]

Stockfish better

[glad canyon]

Brilliant

Don't boo SPAMM the brilliant emote

[cursive pawn]

im better

[glad canyon]

Real

[flint fox]

i got timed out for mass reacting those judgements

[forest jasper]

I have only in the form of king’s gambit

[flint fox]

don't do it

[cursive pawn]

bruh cant do antything without getting timed out

[glad canyon]

Play ruy lopez leads to DRAW

[crimson elk]

I remember reaching my first 2k
It was so much better than reaching 2100

[echo kestrel]

Is sandbagging in unrated games bannable?

[forest jasper]

if I am forced to play 30 lines of theory I’d rather play the catalan than a berlin or some anti marshall

[crimson elk]

Pfff who play e4

[glad canyon]

Bro if you learn Berlin theory at 2000 you will win every games

[cursive pawn]

stop playing the english

[forest jasper]

e4 valid because of king’s gambit

[crimson elk]

no

[glad canyon]

English interesting tho

[cursive pawn]

play jobava london

[forest jasper]

Sicilian exists

[crimson elk]

English pawn structure is nice

[crimson elk]

Naaaah

[cursive pawn]

a kid played against me in tournament he was lost after the 3rd move

[glad canyon]

Sicilian is only good for 2000

[crimson elk]

I also like the catalan

[forest jasper]

english players when they’re forced to learn actual theory as white instead of playing the same thing over and over again

[cursive pawn]

u play it against nimzo

[glad canyon]

What 💀

[digital phoenix]

Ew london

[crimson elk]

Bro english has so many lines 💀

[cursive pawn]

ew !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[glad canyon]

Real fk london we ball

[forest jasper]

mouseslipped richter veresov hell no

[digital phoenix]

I had a first round opponent try to scholars mate me

[cursive pawn]

i played 1. e4

[crimson elk]

And i do play a little bit of e4

[digital phoenix]

Also had a 1700 fide play a4 h4 against ne

[forest jasper]

and catalan

[glad canyon]

💀💀💀💀💀

[cursive pawn]

i played this i think

[forest jasper]

what do you play as black mo

[crimson elk]

Yeah that's why i go g3 first before nc3

[cursive pawn]

im black

[forest jasper]

can be avoided with 2. g3

and perhaps a3 as well

[cursive pawn]

idk i jus saw a Fabiano video playing it in a park and then remembered it during the game

[forest jasper]

but facing the rossolimo is not that bad especially with a tempo up

[forest jasper]

it’s reverse rossolimo

[crimson elk]

Bro i hate people who defend the pawn in the catalan
Like bro why do you have to make the game so complicated

[forest jasper]

defend which pawn?

the one they took on c4?

[crimson elk]

When they accept the gambit

[forest jasper]

you let them waste time and play b3 eventually to break the pawn chain

[crimson elk]

Some people play c6 and b5

[crimson elk]

Bro it is harder doing it than saying it

[crimson elk]

You have to play every best move possible just to keep the advantage

[cursive pawn]

u mean somewthing like this?

[forest jasper]

automatic response to c6 is Ne5

[crimson elk]

No they play c6 first

[forest jasper]

no this is bad

b5 immediately runs into Ne5

[cursive pawn]

danya said this is top theory now

its getting more popular i think

[crimson elk]

The catalan is very hard man

[forest jasper]

the trickiest for me is when they play c6 and then c5

[crimson elk]

C5 right away is a hard line too

[forest jasper]

yes

[cursive pawn]

wait u dont mean this?

[crimson elk]

There isn't enough cideos about the catalan

[forest jasper]

or d4 Nf6 c4 e6 g3 c5 is hard

[forest jasper]

this is the closed catalan

you don’t know enough to talk

[cursive pawn]

isnt it like the slav

[forest jasper]

1200-1399

[cursive pawn]

oh c5 i thought c6

[crimson elk]

Like this

[forest jasper]

don’t play Qc2 play Ne5

[crimson elk]

Qc2 is a book move though

[forest jasper]

Ne5 is the better move

[forest jasper]

prevents b5

[forest jasper]

against b5 you don’t play a4

white played badly there

[crimson elk]

Danya kbows what he is talking about though 😐

[cursive pawn]

yea he said its popular for gms to play recently

[forest jasper]

Yeah

[crimson elk]

Well ima go now cya

[cursive pawn]

ok

[plain arrow]

The Kramnik Shirov counterattack?

I used to play that against the English a lot

[cursive pawn]

thats like only thing i know abt english

[grim edge]

can anyone tell me best opening to play against d4

[cursive pawn]

cuz i watched fabiano play it and it stuck in my mind

[plain arrow]

Depends on what they're trying to play