💬〡general-off-topic

[ionic trench]

https://lichess.org/GkbDLQjG

(lichess link in chess.com discord)

[ionic trench]

oo you won

close game

[opal birch]

I’m watching better call Saul rn

[opal birch]

very close game but it says you’re 1500 elo in bio

[ionic trench]

what

[opal birch]

your bio says 1500, are you though?

[ionic trench]

where

wtf is ice spice

their hairs are faker than the moon landing

[drowsy crest]

not something good

[ionic trench]

yea sort of cringe

fobby want to play?

[drowsy crest]

what do you think about her

[ionic trench]

i almost beat rawdogger

[drowsy crest]

nrn

rawdogger is my student

[ionic trench]

what is your ratinfg

[drowsy crest]

2700

[ionic trench]

is that good

[drowsy crest]

not good enough

[ionic trench]

oh

is 185 good

[drowsy crest]

almost

[stable mirage]

[ionic trench]

rawdogger fking lied

[jaunty kindle]

[drowsy crest]

Typical400EloChat

[ionic trench]

@jaunty kindle want to play

[steady minnow]

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[drowsy crest]

So many lurkers ong

[jaunty kindle]

Bruh

[ionic trench]

whats ur rating

[vague burrow]

[jaunty kindle]

Its complete BS

[stable mirage]

this server has roles for this stuff yk

[drowsy crest]

WAIT I FORGOT ITS HIS BIRTHDAY

[graceful lintel]

Long time no see
Where were you

[stable mirage]

just cuz gc has like 0 roles

[drowsy crest]

how did the exam go :3

[vague burrow]

vacation didnt had acces to internet 😕

[graceful lintel]

pretty good

[graceful lintel]

oh sed

[graceful lintel]

how's life going

[drowsy crest]

c*me dm

[vague burrow]

and after that i forgot i had discord

[vague burrow]

💀

[stable mirage]

chillldren

[graceful lintel]

understandable

[vague burrow]

mommy

[warm spindle]

https://www.tiktok.com/@ripdiddybop/video/7316635696142273822?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7264463285851391530

[stable mirage]

[jaunty kindle]

__C__illThem

And eat them

Typical 400 elo chat

[vague burrow]

ew they taste bad eat grown up ppl instead

[jaunty kindle]

I do but I get more hungry. Also they taste much better

[warm spindle]

You are sleeping on bacon.

[vague burrow]

agreed

[vague burrow]

why do we bake cookies but cook bacon.

f*ck i types that wrong

[ionic trench]

celestial whats ur rating

[jaunty kindle]

I come from the forest at night in your house in your bed and then I will eat you alive

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/shiver-me-timbers-meme-gif-27707629

[ionic trench]

its not even that scary

[opal birch]

no you didn’t lmao

[ionic trench]

how would he know your adress

[ionic trench]

you said it was close

[vague burrow]

he stalk me 😭

[ionic trench]

report

[drowsy crest]

dedication !!

[ionic trench]

unless you live in america

then you just have other solutions

[jaunty kindle]

Maybe africa

[vague burrow]

snitches get stitches

[opal birch]

in a way yes

[vague burrow]

I live in california 💀

[opal birch]

early game wasn’t bad

[ionic trench]

lets play more ill beat you this time

[opal birch]

ok

[ionic trench]

oh

i sent you the link

[drowsy crest]

[ionic trench]

in dms

what adopting

[vague burrow]

😎

[graceful lintel]

[vague burrow]

🥰

[graceful lintel]

[vague burrow]

Ok what lmao

[graceful lintel]

[jaunty kindle]

Guys I dont even know whats worse. Winning against a 400 elo or playing a 400 elo

[ionic trench]

what happen

[graceful lintel]

2nd

[ionic trench]

how so fast

[opal birch]

you lost in 6 moves

[vague burrow]

lol

[ionic trench]

was i close

[vague burrow]

any1 wanna play me

[ionic trench]

i will play you

[vague burrow]

ok that sound wrong

[jaunty kindle]

Im in for the triple

[opal birch]

if you guys play can I watch,

[ionic trench]

ok

[opal birch]

like stream in vc

[vague burrow]

💀

i just go to sleep

[opal birch]

what

[ionic trench]

wait i send the link

[vague burrow]

sure

i havent played in a while

i remember nothin

dont make it rated @ionic trench

[ionic trench]

ill teach

ok

check dms

@vague burrow

you coming?

https://lichess.org/v7XaX4Uu

[vague burrow]

@SERVER_MOD

[ionic trench]

what

[vague burrow]

ew lichess

@graceful lintel how old are u btw now?

[drowsy crest]

12

[ionic trench]

are you

playing or not

[crude mason]

@vague burrow

[drowsy crest]

not yet

[crude mason]

@ionic trench

[ionic trench]

bruh

[crude mason]

@drowsy crest

[ionic trench]

ok who want to play then

[drowsy crest]

Hi

[crude mason]

I did

[ionic trench]

what

https://lichess.org/v7XaX4Uu

[graceful lintel]

16

[ionic trench]

be quick i gotta go in a bit

[vague burrow]

we are of the same age :3

[graceful lintel]

Oh nice

Ded chat

[vague burrow]

you know what happened to liya ?

[forest burrow]

deadd chatt

[drowsy crest]

she left

[opal birch]

didn’t she make a new acc

[drowsy crest]

dahlia left too

[opal birch]

joined back

[ionic trench]

gg

[opal birch]

what why?

[drowsy crest]

idk

[vague burrow]

no she didnt

[forest burrow]

is playing some online games before going to a real chess lesson good to like get ready since the winter break js ended of my chess school

[graceful lintel]

not sure
But
She said goodbye and left
Probably also deleted discord

[opal birch]

Specifically remember someone saying she joined back with new acc

[opal birch]

why what for

[pulsar bramble]

morning

[ionic trench]

hi

[forest burrow]

hey

[graceful lintel]

nothing sure I also wasn't there when that happened

Oh
Ask her abt ut

[crude mason]

@graceful lintel

[graceful lintel]

Hola

[ionic trench]

gg clyde

[opal birch]

What she say

[crude mason]

Gg

[ionic trench]

wanna play more?

[opal birch]

what? what made her say that

[opal birch]

not now

[vague burrow]

i forgot to ask

[ionic trench]

alr

[graceful lintel]

[crude mason]

i am sick of discord

[honest drift]

Drunk and nasty

[opal birch]

ASK HER AGAIN

[ionic trench]

prat

[honest drift]

/profil.e

[ionic trench]

prat is here too?!

[honest drift]

No

[ionic trench]

you're sort of active here ig

[vague burrow]

k y s

[honest drift]

Fin but not from Finland

[crude mason]

@mod look at this

[honest drift]

I thought you were from Finland

[pulsar bramble]

hm?

what is going on here lol

[vague burrow]

snitches get stitches

[honest drift]

Idk not much tho

[ionic trench]

ih

[honest drift]

Solved puzzles here recently

[ionic trench]

i see

shawarma?

[worn ice]

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Bullet: 2210 (2236 peak)

[ionic trench]

wait what

[opal birch]

Yes

[ionic trench]

yea i have her on dms too

what happened

[vague burrow]

she left 😭

[graceful lintel]

[honest drift]

What was her rating tho

[graceful lintel]

1400-1500

[opal birch]

she has a server?

[honest drift]

Damn the avg of this server keeps going down

Thats for chess ovr

[opal birch]

oh ok

[honest drift]

I think it might be 1k here

Chess avg rapid elo is 800

[ionic trench]

apparently she left 4 days ago

[forest jasper]

way less judging by the chat

[ionic trench]

who is the highest rated here

[honest drift]

Well should be like 1k avg for all the members here

Maybe slightly more for active

[honest drift]

Bortnyk

[opal birch]

can I msg her then?

[ionic trench]

who is that

[graceful lintel]

Bortynk

[ionic trench]

ive heard that name

[honest drift]

This guy from finland is like top 5 tho

[graceful lintel]

Bullet pkayerv

[ionic trench]

is that like a gm or smth

[honest drift]

Ok noob

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[ionic trench]

ah

[honest drift]

Who doesnt know bortnyk

[forest jasper]

mhm

[vague burrow]

NIOE

[ionic trench]

full name?

[opal birch]

is that a no

[honest drift]

Oleksandro

[forest jasper]

the <500 elo kids who only watch gothamchess and think they know everything

[vague burrow]

yes

[honest drift]

Olexandr i mean

[opal birch]

how come

[ionic trench]

he is pretty hot

[honest drift]

Cool i wasnt sure so i said top 5

What about the french IM

[ionic trench]

you got a title?

[honest drift]

He is higher than you

Damn nice

[ionic trench]

oh

[honest drift]

He is higher by peak no?

[nimble niche]

bok is here im pretty sure

[ionic trench]

sad

[honest drift]

2884 iirc

[forest jasper]

bok?

[honest drift]

Benjamin

[ionic trench]

is the lowest rated dude here jace?

[drowsy crest]

good evening boka chan

[honest drift]

so you are top 5

5th exactly, i was correct again!

[rain trout]

Hi noobs

[graceful lintel]

This wahts his rtgs

[vague burrow]

why y all forgot her 😭

[honest drift]

Bok second

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🗣️

[upbeat viper]

I added him

[rain trout]

Hi naoh

[upbeat viper]

literally

[honest drift]

Bortnyk, bok, manudavid, elliot, finland

[upbeat viper]

[rain trout]

@upbeat viper bruh bro i did shit in my exam

[upbeat viper]

like I told, 'why ain't you on CC's server ? '

and he came here

[graceful lintel]

Waht
Ask her to accept my friend req

[rain trout]

Me sad

[upbeat viper]

don't sad

[honest drift]

Let me check bejamins rating

[rain trout]

Me très très sad

[graceful lintel]

[vague burrow]

come in dm for a sec

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/tu-es-triste-tu-gif-21207076

[rain trout]

Mdr the theobabac reference

[upbeat viper]

[drowsy crest]

I have liya added she hasnt been on since

[upbeat viper]

we should create an english version of it

just so people could understand

[honest drift]

Ok so i have the list ready by current ratings

[rain trout]

She literally wants to stop discord

[rain trout]

French references are the best by far

[upbeat viper]

of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K3MMtoG8rY

[rain trout]

I wanna use this milk is slow so badd

[upbeat viper]

even tho' that's great too for example

[honest drift]

1. Bortnyk
2. Manudavid
3. Bok
4. Finland
5. Elliot

current ratings- blitz

[novel moat]

Put their ratings there

[rain trout]

Who her?

[safe dune]

hey guys

[nimble niche]

i remember there was a 3000 blitz cheater here once

[upbeat viper]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[ionic trench]

what happened to shawarma

[rain trout]

@stable jungle hi cutie

[median saffron]

couldve @ me

[honest drift]

3106
3034
2902
2830 something
2820 something

[ionic trench]

BRITANY IS HERE TOO?

[median saffron]

ive literally been here longer than u

[stuck kestrel]

u were cheating and still 1600

[ionic trench]

I DIDNT KNOW

[honest drift]

Theres another 600 guy here tho, he is hella annoying

[stuck kestrel]

whos britany

[honest drift]

Same pfp and everything

[median saffron]

i am the only 600

the true 600

my clones are not me

[honest drift]

oops he did it again

[stuck kestrel]

Gone

[graceful lintel]

reduced to atoms

[median saffron]

rip bro

[ionic trench]

oh but why

[median saffron]

its ok u still have me

[stuck kestrel]

🥳

[ionic trench]

bro just blocked my ass

[graceful lintel]

dude

[stuck kestrel]

why do u think i would know that

[pliant charm]

No way is that Mario from the famous game
Mario

[ionic trench]

mario from fortnight?

[vague burrow]

ur mom

[stuck kestrel]

sup bro

[rain trout]

Crazy

[median saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/kpop-bts-gif-20330411

[pliant charm]

Oh you're that Mario mb

[opal birch]

Sup dude

[honest drift]

Why does the captcha not believe I'm human

[opal birch]

BTS is trash

[nimble niche]

ok 600

[stuck kestrel]

our boy elchip is timed out for a day 😔

[nimble niche]

Typical 400 elo chat

[opal birch]

lmao lol why

[safe dune]

why user Natalia_Lubicka_777 have 65.000 rating on chess com in puzzles

[nimble niche]

chess is for autists

[safe dune]

like how?!?!

[stuck kestrel]

didnt they get drafted for the military? lol

[pliant charm]

Says the guy In a chess server

[honest drift]

March 9th already>>??

[stuck kestrel]

he was innocent. he was just speaking in urdu with me

[pliant charm]

Genius player 🤯🤯🤯

[opal birch]

yeah something like that, they really thought they could Avoid draft 💀

[rain trout]

@opal birch

[safe dune]

how user Natalia_Lubicka_777 have 65.000 rating on chess com in puzzles?!?!

[pliant charm]

💔 heartbroken

[stuck kestrel]

they probably got recruited as performers for the actual soldiers

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/birds-dance-happy-excited-ecstatic-gif-7872236

[median saffron]

tryna see bts enter a warzone

some cod shit

[opal birch]

makes sense

[lament jacinth]

Love you guys

[median saffron]

no u dont

[lament jacinth]

Bye everyone

[stuck kestrel]

bro why are u back

ok

[opal birch]

did you see bts cry when they got pranked in the USA (kidnap robbery)

[rain trout]

Lol

[opal birch]

FRIEND ME BACK

[median saffron]

Lmao

[opal birch]

I CANT TALK TO YOU BECAUSE OF@YOUR SETTINGS

[digital phoenix]

well someones back

[lament jacinth]

Cope

[opal birch]

FRIEND ME BACK

[rain trout]

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[stuck kestrel]

u finally decided to touch grass. good job

[ancient zodiac]

Good evening

[rain trout]

@digital phoenix hi

[opal birch]

Hello

[ionic trench]

imma go

[drowsy crest]

the midget is back what

[digital phoenix]

welkommen

[ionic trench]

what its shawarma

[lament jacinth]

Im leaving. A couple people are telling me that folks in this server can't get over me leaving

[rain trout]

Ur a duck....

[ionic trench]

hello why'd you block me

[opal birch]

Ask @lament jacinth

[stuck kestrel]

not for long fortunately

[digital phoenix]

fair

[ionic trench]

i aint do nothing

[ancient zodiac]

It's a food

[stuck kestrel]

LMFAO

[rain trout]

A delicious dish

[pliant charm]

REALLY 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[lament jacinth]

You guys need a stop talking about me and forget I ever existed

[glass nymph]

@2700+ pls just click play button 1+0on cc. Thanks

[ionic trench]

im not asking what is sharwarma

[lament jacinth]

Bye forever children

[ionic trench]

whats ur rating

[stuck kestrel]

bro nobody gives a shit its just discord, this isnt real life 😂

[opal birch]

DO NOT LEAVE ITS MY ONLY FORM OF COMMUNICATION WITH YOU

[ionic trench]

thats all i want to know at the end

[stuck kestrel]

bye midget

[lament jacinth]

You guys haven't stopped talking about me for the last 4 fcking days

[drowsy crest]

farewell midget sama

[ionic trench]

i dmd you cause i knew you

[drowsy crest]

it was just celestial 💀

[digital phoenix]

siu

[median saffron]

damn shawarma u litearlly have opps

[stuck kestrel]

i havent seen anyone talk about u, the most ive seen is just “she gone” “ok”

[digital phoenix]

u have a few desperate guys on ur doorstep

[ionic trench]

you're on discord

[worn ice]

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[lament jacinth]

I woke up with 12 friend requests the day I left

[drowsy crest]

woke up in a new bugatti

[stuck kestrel]

damn, thats crazy!!

[worn ice]

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Blitz: 896
Bullet: 917

[ionic trench]

im becoming a women

[drowsy crest]

being a girl must be nice 😔

[ionic trench]

i need 12 friend requests

[glass nymph]

Is here any 2700 bullet?

[median saffron]

i woke up 6 inches taller cause i was sleeping on my money

[digital phoenix]

shut up mario

[ionic trench]

[opal birch]

I get zero

[lament jacinth]

Anyway kids you're all assholes and I hope you all get constipation

[drowsy crest]

the day I got banned I woke up with a dm saying join my server since you are not in cc anymore

[pliant charm]

that's red luigi

[median saffron]

me

[rain trout]

Not me

[opal birch]

ok I had my fun you can gtfo now

[stuck kestrel]

I hope u grow a few inches taller midget. goodbye .

[drowsy crest]

i hope your shawarma has ginger in it

[median saffron]

at least in my dreams

[ancient zodiac]

Uhh what's happening

[ionic trench]

wait you didnt tell me your rating

[stuck kestrel]

youve said goodbye 5 times, are u even leaving

[ionic trench]

@lament jacinth

[rain trout]

Wut

[opal birch]

lmfao

[lament jacinth]

I hope you grow a few inches down under

[stuck kestrel]

why, you interested ?

[rain trout]

2800

[ionic trench]

not you

shawarma

[ancient zodiac]

Attention seeker

[drowsy crest]

BENZEMAAA

[stuck kestrel]

i saw that video, he did the salute in it

[safe dune]

why user Natalia_Lubicka_777 have 65.000 rating on chess com in puzzles

[digital phoenix]

can we talk about how garnacho didnt get into the puskas finalists

[drowsy crest]

@lament jacinth since you are leaving anyways get banned instead

[ionic trench]

no lifers

[pliant charm]

He's just that good

[drowsy crest]

thats what I would do

[stuck kestrel]

can we talk about how pessi won fifa the best

[lament jacinth]

It'd be funny

[ancient zodiac]

What's a fifa

[drowsy crest]

Do it come on

[lament jacinth]

Ok anyway bye kids

[stuck kestrel]

also, ronaldo didnt win a puskas for his bicycle either

[ionic trench]

oi why tf did you block my ass

[drowsy crest]

say some rash stuff

[glass nymph]

Just click 1+0 on cc pls

[lament jacinth]

I blocked no one

[safe dune]

first she, second she have 1500 rating and plays only botes,

[stuck kestrel]

bye

[ionic trench]

literally did

[opal birch]

6th time

[pliant charm]

ok

[lament jacinth]

No one asked

[drowsy crest]

bro she left without getting banned

[rain trout]

She isn't zoophile bro not interested in ducks

[drowsy crest]

these people are no fun

[opal birch]

😍😍❤️❤️

[drowsy crest]

I got permanent TOed because I had to take a break

[ionic trench]

she blocked m again

mf

[digital phoenix]

i wonder what others could be

[stuck kestrel]

polyamorous

friendzoned

[median saffron]

multiple marriages

like those old kings

[stuck kestrel]

4 wives

[ionic trench]

didnt you fight with your girlfriend a few days ago

[median saffron]

which one

[stuck kestrel]

u think he has a girlfriend 💀 💀

[ionic trench]

the body pillow one

[median saffron]

oh

[stuck kestrel]

makes sense

[ancient zodiac]

Delusional hahahaha

[median saffron]

do u

[ionic trench]

isnt she like

[opal birch]

he doesn’t

[stuck kestrel]

yep, ur mum

[ionic trench]

8

[median saffron]

i mean

i would say you have nice taste in women

but shes taken :/

[stuck kestrel]

blud

[ionic trench]

by me

[median saffron]

no she is 16

[ionic trench]

bruh

[stuck kestrel]

she double dipping

[ionic trench]

i dont think she is the one dipping

[rain trout]

Wife dead

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[median saffron]

how are u rizzing my mom if u cant even speak her language

[ionic trench]

i can

[median saffron]

i know u can

[stuck kestrel]

wife dead = single

[ionic trench]

well then

[rain trout]

No

[opal birch]

Google translate

[rain trout]

It's literally different

[ionic trench]

I GOT A TUITION

[median saffron]

wish it was this easy

[opal birch]

Lmao skeleton wife

[ionic trench]

CYA NERDS

[stuck kestrel]

i learned it just for her 🥰😘

[median saffron]

i would be bagging these japanese mfs left and right

[harsh wagon]

Ez

[median saffron]

say "donkey"

[ionic trench]

gadha

[rain trout]

W

[stuck kestrel]

no

[median saffron]

NOT U

[stuck kestrel]

kutta

[median saffron]

thats dog

[ionic trench]

no thats you

[median saffron]

pagal kutta is you

[stuck kestrel]

damn seriously? i actually definitely didnt know that

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/hachubby-hachu-disgusted-disgust-no-gif-17699588

[stuck kestrel]

fax

[opal birch]

Show

[ionic trench]

why is she cringing as if she saw jace irl

[median saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-dance-gay-lesbian-hoe-gang-foefoe-gif-22997836

[glass nymph]

R9

[stuck kestrel]

she saw unitys face

[ionic trench]

jace looks like a pear

[median saffron]

she saw jace face reveal

[opal birch]

can you at least describe

[ionic trench]

a walkin ttalking skin white pear

[opal birch]

Drake

[ionic trench]

ok gtg

[ancient zodiac]

Let's eat

[ionic trench]

cya nerds

[median saffron]

Nah thats aubrey

[stuck kestrel]

jaldi dafa ho.

[opal birch]

3rd time you said you gonna leave leave already

Aright

[gentle steppe]

Alright everyone

[median saffron]

wat

Are u leaving too

[gentle steppe]

Nvm u are not unity

[median saffron]

who the hell is unity

[gentle steppe]

Anyways

[median saffron]

im 600

[stuck kestrel]

some idiot 14 year old kid who pretends to have a gf and a life

[gentle steppe]

Bye

[median saffron]

mfs cloning me

[gentle steppe]

Real

[median saffron]

sounds like half the server

[stuck kestrel]

holy shit wait its actually not unity

i thought it was u this whole time bro

[median saffron]

Unity wishes he could be me

Maybe in a few years

[opal birch]

Lmao

[stuck kestrel]

so i was beefing with this whole time for no reason

[median saffron]

eh

[opal birch]

eh

[median saffron]

keep beefing

it’s more entertaining

[ancient zodiac]

Stop wasting your time dealing with him, you won't get anything from him

[opal birch]

Popcorn ready

[digital phoenix]

[median saffron]

ok nice Instagram caption

[stuck kestrel]

no

[ancient zodiac]

Does that make me smart hahahaha

[median saffron]

I mean no one said u were dumb

[opal birch]

Yes

[ancient zodiac]

but you just said it

[opal birch]

very

[median saffron]

ur smart

[ancient zodiac]

Anyways, Good night

[median saffron]

now

[stuck kestrel]

@azure heart tf

[opal birch]

night then

[median saffron]

locked out is crazy

[stuck kestrel]

bro is locked but still server booster

[opal birch]

What happened

[opal birch]

How does that work

[stuck kestrel]

idk i just saw his name on the server user list

name list

[opal birch]

wow

feel like chat is missing something

[stuck kestrel]

his name is second under the “server booster” heading

[stuck kestrel]

intelligence

[digital phoenix]

maybe chaos

[opal birch]

I do enjoy the chaos of this chat

[digital phoenix]

break time for chat

[stuck kestrel]

i enjoy chaos irl but not on discord

[median saffron]

what chaos

[stuck kestrel]

partially because of the pesky mods

[rain trout]

You are really dumb

[stuck kestrel]

No, im eyepatch

[rain trout]

What's matter is real life

[opal birch]

Chat so quiet

think cuz it’s missing El Chip

[lime lava]

...
Prob you have an alt here...
but also you gonna join in about 1 month or less so...

[opal birch]

She does have alt I think

[lime lava]

Ik
She prob left because she wants to see people sad about that on her alt
But no one cares

[torpid lintel]

Wanna play chess?

(On break time?)

[digital phoenix]

too lazy

[visual garnet]

yes

[torpid lintel]

Okay take rest

[torpid lintel]

https://play.chess.com/vcXBP

[visual garnet]

is it rated

[torpid lintel]

No

[misty pond]

yo someone copy and paste this
but dont reply to me tho...send without replying

Ich bin zwolf jahre alt```

[visual garnet]

okay then

[grim edge]

Does anyone know the cause of severe shin pain?

[latent briar]

any1 wanna play\

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/jfais-de-la-thai-lascars-je-fais-de-la-boxe-thai-coup-de-tibia-frapper-un-poteau-gif-20310307

[grim edge]

Muay thai

[digital phoenix]

probably hitting ur shin

[stark arrow]

its +4.1 in this position ;-;

[boreal cosmos]

probably a doctor does

[viral epoch]

A shrapnel wound

[silent quest]

Prolly a burn

[green jungle]

getting kicked in the shin

[silent quest]

Or maybe your skin is hyper sensitive to some stuff you're unaware of

[rigid geyser]

Mb

[torpid lintel]

this

[silent quest]

Brawlified smh

[torpid lintel]

@visual garnet after Be3 Qxe5 d4 I move my queen and you could win a piece back

[visual garnet]

brawlified shaking my head?

[visual garnet]

okay

[visual garnet]

bullet now?

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/member/shane822 Proof that I'm better than all y'all at detecting cheaters
(This one was NOT obvious at all btw, and literally everybody in the thread comments told me he wasn't cheating)

[visual garnet]

unrated

[digital phoenix]

ur trying very hard to catch cheaters no one else is

[visual garnet]

@torpid lintel

[torpid lintel]

Sure :)

[primal fern]

is he in this server?

[digital phoenix]

if i lose to someone who played at 95 accuracy and is 600 i could not care less

[visual garnet]

alright make it unrated

[echo kestrel]

Possibly, idk

[upbeat viper]

I'll take a look

[primal fern]

where did you find the account

[echo kestrel]

Yeah bro cuz I need those sweet points back when I lose

[silent quest]

I got 3 people banned for cheating

[torpid lintel]

https://play.chess.com/FVo9P @visual garnet

[upbeat viper]

nah

not on the server

[echo kestrel]

Played him. He played 93.5 accuracy and I sorta suspected him despite him looking pretty normal, and with loads of deep diving I concluded he was cheating and reported him on Moon's server (there's a thread where you can post suspected cheaters). Literally everybody on there told me he wasn't cheated and that I was crazy, one even being a titled player. They were all wrong lol

[primal fern]

that's nothing i've caught at least 200 since joining the server

[echo kestrel]

Tons of games, 2 year old account, and diamond membership. You'd never suspect him. But ahhh with a deeper dive he is a lil sus. I'm honestly surprised he got banned. I didn't think fairplay team was gonna catch him lol

[silent quest]

You played good with me why did you resign there

[echo kestrel]

Dang that's nothing

[silent quest]

Fair

[grim edge]

Another day another nonsense

[digital phoenix]

didnt u leave server

[upbeat viper]

welcome back

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah btw @upbeat viper best server booster

[upbeat viper]

ikr

:')

[silent quest]

@grim edge dostoevsky ain't a simple pleasure

[grim edge]

I left but my boi reminded me to not sulk in the corner.

[upbeat viper]

Finland

Scotland

[grim edge]

Bro

Im Magnus Carslens secret brother

First time general is less toxic than chess talk

[upbeat viper]

wdym first time

[grim edge]

That's my alt trust me

[upbeat viper]

def not the first time

[grim edge]

First time for me

I missed you and I cant live without you

[opal birch]

Dahlia you came back!

why’d you leave in the first place

[grim edge]

I started to have strong feelings toward, Fin.

I was figuring out if I should hide it or not

But oh boi, i cant keep it

[lime lava]

F-Fin chan
U-uwu... nhya :3

[opal birch]

Fin Chan 💀

[lime lava]

😄

[keen parrot]

fin land

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/finland-gif-26484547

[keen parrot]

smh you literally said yesterday that you are looking for a kitten

now you have two potential ones and you decline wtf

[grim edge]

why was he looking for a kitten when i was away? smh

[keen parrot]

you need to have a serious conversation with him so you wont just be his side bitch

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-cute-kitten-cat-gif-6917710866304482943

[grim edge]

now, im back. so why dont you become Mairos's kitten, Fin?

[silent quest]

Jealous bastouraa noices

[upbeat viper]

nah

[keen parrot]

"hey babe have you seen this new line in the krakow? i beat levy with it"

[grim edge]

Fin, teach me chess theory

[upbeat viper]

catfishing chess theory

[torpid lintel]

@visual garnet let me try it at web :) gg

[upbeat viper]

[visual garnet]

Alright

[upbeat viper]

D:

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

wym catfishing?

[keen parrot]

"9 words and im all yours"

[upbeat viper]

wrong term

[torpid lintel]

Check cc

[keen parrot]

i thought her that, she prefers e4 tho

[torpid lintel]

@visual garnet wating for you

[grim edge]

Hi! Im looking for someone to teach me chess theory.

Anyone whos down let me know.

[upbeat viper]

get a coach

[grim edge]

I want Fin

[upbeat viper]

smh

[glass nymph]

@umbral wind just click 1+0 on cc

[lime lava]

B-Bast chan
U-UwU nhya :3 ^^

[grim edge]

Okay, now, Mairos is here. Come Mairos. lets go to England

[lime lava]

Get lost

[upbeat viper]

to drink tea innit

[novel moat]

I see you liked the nhya

[upbeat viper]

[lime lava]

I didnt like it

I LOVED IT

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

I left for a day and Mairos suddenly caught speech impediment like some colds

[glass nymph]

2676 searching game

[upbeat viper]

exposed

[harsh wagon]

Puzzle time

[upbeat viper]

Qd4 Qd5 Qg2

gg ez

[grim edge]

what is nhya?

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bpbMt.gif

[visual garnet]

@torpid lintel i gtg

[torpid lintel]

Okay gg :) thanks for a game

[visual garnet]

Alright

[upbeat viper]

idk, feels more natural

[harsh wagon]

Qd4 Be3

[torpid lintel]

Bye have a good day

[upbeat viper]

well my intuition is nice

[grim edge]

This is Fin when he starts dating me

[harsh wagon]

Qd4 is correct, next though?

[upbeat viper]

he never did

[grim edge]

Hypothetically

[twin moon]

Hey Fin

[upbeat viper]

@umbral wind

[lime lava]

You douwu

[harsh wagon]

Wrong

[twin moon]

Screw your e7-e6, e7-e5

[upbeat viper]

anyway

so

[grim edge]

Hello Bast

[upbeat viper]

Be3 Qxe3 Rf2 Qe1 Rf1 Qf1

gg

[upbeat viper]

hi

[keen parrot]

i dont think the desperation strategy will work well on fin

[upbeat viper]

because he drinks tea innit

[harsh wagon]

Nop

[upbeat viper]

wdym nop

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

agree. okay, Fin is blocked now

[gentle steppe]

[upbeat viper]

high five

but let's keep this pg13

;D

[harsh wagon]

After Be3, Rxg6+@upbeat viper

[lime lava]

[keen parrot]

alr alr

[grim edge]

Dammmmmmmmm

[lime lava]

Why WAS I DELETED

[keen parrot]

you dont want her? she wont want you

[lime lava]

Bast ban yourself rn

[upbeat viper]

wdym

[grim edge]

wait, why is there a 1 block message?

[gentle steppe]

Bye chat

[upbeat viper]

I take with check

[grim edge]

it's annoying

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

toxic being :

[gentle steppe]

...simply unblock

[grim edge]

this for real

[harsh wagon]

Wdym what do I mean

[gentle steppe]

Like why do u have to announce that u have blocked someone

Cringe

[upbeat viper]

Qd4+ Be3 Qxe3**+**

then Rf2

then Qe1+

Rf1 box

[lime lava]

Rook F twouwu doesnt work

[upbeat viper]

Qxf1#

[grim edge]

oh so when you block someone and they message it shows 1 block message hahahaahha

[upbeat viper]

wot

[gentle steppe]

[upbeat viper]

._.

[lime lava]

😐

Sry

[upbeat viper]

cringe

[lime lava]

You mean cringuwu

[rough stone]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/99145591215

[worn ice]

oArnavvv (769) vs. nexa390 (731)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 c6 3. Nf3 Na6 4. e3 f6 5. Bd3 c5 6. c3 g5 7. Bg3 Bg4 8. Nbd2 Qb6 9. Qb3 c4 10. Qxb6 axb6 11. Bc2 e6 12. O-O-O Ne7 13. h3 Bxf3 14. Nxf3 Nc6 15. h4 g4 16. Nh2 f5 17. f4 Bh6 18. b3 cxb3 19. axb3 b5 20. b4 O-O 21. h5 Nc7 22. Bh4 Ra3 23. Bg5 Bg7 24. Kb2 Rfa8 25. Ra1 R3a7 26. Rxa7 Rxa7 27. Ra1 Rxa1 28. Kxa1 Bf8 29. g3 Na7 30. Nf1 h6 31. Bf6 Ne8 32. Be5 Nc6 33. Nd2 Nxe5 34. fxe5 Nc7 35. Nb3 b6 36. Nc1 Ne8 37. Nd3 Nc7 38. Nf4 Kg7 39. Ng6 Na6 40. Nxf8 Kxf8 41. Kb2 Nc7 42. Kc1 Ke7 43. Kd2 Kf8 44. Kd3 Ke7 45. Ke2 Kf8 46. Kf2 Ke7 47. Kg2 Kd7 48. Kh1 Kd8 49. Kg1 Kd7 50. Kf2 Kd8 51. Ke2 Kd7 52. Kd3 Ke7 53. Ke2 Kd7 54. Kd2 Ke7 55. Kc1 Kd7 56. Kb2 Ke7 57. Kb3 Kd7 58. Ka3 Ke7 59. Kb2 Kd7 60. Kc1 Ke7 61. Kd2 Kd7 62. Kd3 [Ke7] 

[rough stone]

u all need to have a look at this game 🤣

[digital phoenix]

no i dont

[rough stone]

the man interlocked the whole position

[rough stone]

it drew at this

[grim edge]

i dont block people but Fin is special so I had to block him

[harsh wagon]

@upbeat viper Im lazy to explain here, somebody is like 80% done on #💬〡chess-talk

[boreal cosmos]

I dont think you know the definition of otb

Local chess club

[grim edge]

OKay that's annoying. okay unblocked

[upbeat viper]

didn't last long

[grim edge]

Vim told me being desperate wont get you so I had to block you

[lime lava]

Hello Marky

[boreal cosmos]

[grim edge]

why theres no uwu for Marky

[boreal cosmos]

So looks like you don’t want it as much

[harsh wagon]

Qe1???

[boreal cosmos]

Sooo you are not dying then

[fathom obsidian]

Hello

[boreal cosmos]

I dont play random people online for no reason, especially not connected people

[fathom obsidian]

Hi

The sky

I’m the lamest joke ever

[harsh wagon]

Brainstorm time

[fathom obsidian]

That’s not true

We are just build different

[harsh wagon]

Anybody interested to solve it?

[fathom obsidian]

Rook takes rook

[rigid geyser]

Ye was thinking that too

[harsh wagon]

Nop

[rigid geyser]

Dam

[fathom obsidian]

Taking his rook makes you get the win, after just move the pawn

[harsh wagon]

If Kb2 its a draw

[grim edge]

okay, so we buying two private jets and two private airports

[rigid geyser]

Oh it's b3

[fathom obsidian]

Tf you mean nah

[harsh wagon]

@fathom obsidian you right my friend.

[upbeat viper]

[harsh wagon]

Now Rc3+

[fathom obsidian]

I know

[rigid geyser]

It's b3 after rook trade

[rigid geyser]

Ka4

[harsh wagon]

Rc4+

[rigid geyser]

Ka5

[fathom obsidian]

Take if it gives you an advantage

[harsh wagon]

f7

[rigid geyser]

Promote

[fathom obsidian]

Z3

[harsh wagon]

Which one

[rigid geyser]

B

[fathom obsidian]

Promote me

[harsh wagon]

W

[fathom obsidian]

True

Look what brilliant move i did toay

All according to plan

[rigid geyser]

Was it accidental😭

[fathom obsidian]

No

[rigid geyser]

Good then

[fathom obsidian]

But I didn’t realize it be brilliant

Maybe i am

[rigid geyser]

Banned

[fathom obsidian]

[rigid geyser]

Banned Master

[fathom obsidian]

I am better than my elo says

Lool happends

[harsh wagon]

@rigid geyser Today

[fathom obsidian]

My analysis said how i came to that brilliant move. Not even chess.com came up with that move

[fathom obsidian]

An embarrassing checkmate tbh

On a bot or online

Show us

[harsh wagon]

I probably made like 3 brilliants today except I never game reviewed the matches@fathom obsidian

[rigid geyser]

Gj

[harsh wagon]

Recognize the opponent?

[fathom obsidian]

I always do because i need to analyze and correct my blunders and mistakes, i need premium again man

[worn ice]

DSnew (1993) vs. Sbtonkov (1998)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Na5 6. Bb5+ c6 7. dxc6 bxc6 8. Be2 h6 9. Nf3 e4 10. Ne5 Bd6 11. d4 exd3 12. Nxd3 O-O 13. O-O Ne4 14. Bf3 Qh4 15. g3 Qe7 16. Re1 f5 17. Nc3 Nxc3 18. bxc3 Qf6 19. Nf4 Qxc3 20. Bb2 Qxb2 21. Qxd6 Nc4 22. Qxc6 Nb6 23. Rab1 Qa3 24. Rxb6 axb6 25. Qxa8 Qc3 26. Qd5+ Kh7 27. Re7 Qxc2 28. Nh5 Rg8 29. Nf6+ Kg6 30. Qf7+ Kg5 31. Nh7# 

[rigid geyser]

No

[harsh wagon]

Pixel

[rigid geyser]

Self analysis is free

Not as good as review but works

[rigid geyser]

Cool

[fathom obsidian]

Once a day you can review yes but that is free

[rigid geyser]

Self analysis is unlimited

[worn ice]

Arrjuneshwar (1432) vs. 8wb2m1o (1408)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. Nc3 Nc6 5. Nf3 Nf6 6. Bb5 Qa5 7. Bd2 Bg4 8. Nxd5 Qxb5 9. [Nc7+] 

[harsh wagon]

Ye, those were sacs, so might be brilliant or just gonna say best move rather than brilliant

[rigid geyser]

Short game

[fathom obsidian]

I know thats what i said

[rigid geyser]

Want me to review?

[fathom obsidian]

No I haven’t

I’ll do in a minute

[harsh wagon]

Check out this #chess game: Dev2k07 vs MrKanibal - https://www.chess.com/live/game/99126856837

[worn ice]

Dev2k07 (1422) vs. MrKanibal (1516)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc4 3. e4 Nf6 4. Nc3 Bg4 5. f3 Bh5 6. Bxc4 e6 7. g4 Bg6 8. h4 h6 9. Qe2 Bb4 10. d5 Bxc3+ 11. bxc3 O-O 12. h5 Bh7 13. g5 exd5 14. gxf6 dxc4 15. fxg7 Re8 16. Bxh6 Nc6 17. Rd1 Qf6 18. Qe3 Ne5 19. Bg5 Nd3+ 20. Rxd3 Qxg7 21. h6 Qe5 22. Rd7 Qg3+ 23. Kf1 Bxe4 24. fxe4 Qxe3 25. h7+ Kh8 26. Bf6# 

[harsh wagon]

@rigid geyser

[rigid geyser]

Reviewed

[harsh wagon]

0 brilliants lol

[rigid geyser]

Ye

Cool mate tho ig

[swift maple]

Self analysis is so clutch

[rigid geyser]

Indeed

[swift maple]

Honestly feels the same as Game Review without the coach

[rigid geyser]

Used it for like 3 months on every game

[rigid geyser]

Ye but gotta give the engine time because it's pretty weak compared to review

[harsh wagon]

Both of them are best and doesnt say brilliant bruh

[swift maple]

Good to know thanks

[harsh wagon]

A rook and queen sac

[rigid geyser]

The feedback of the move can change from an inaccuracy to like a great move in some cases lol

[robust mango]

anyone

[compact mantle]

Tbf it was an exchange sac

[rigid geyser]

Ye

[robust mango]

wantsto pless chess

[harsh wagon]

And the reverse too

[visual garnet]

yes

[robust mango]

ok

[rigid geyser]

Yep

[harsh wagon]

I wouldn't have taken the queen as my idea was to do h7

[rigid geyser]

Self analysis is great but the engine's weak unfortunately

[visual garnet]

i'll send a challenge

[compact mantle]

Yes but Rxd3 is pretty self explanatory

Not at all a tough move to consider

[harsh wagon]

True tho

The game review says my performance was 1800 though

[rigid geyser]

Couldn't even take back because he'd lose the queen lol

[compact mantle]

Btw why do you think fxe4 is brilliant?

[rigid geyser]

That's why it's not brilliant

[compact mantle]

Idk may be bc of the opening

[stark arrow]

im with u bro

[rigid geyser]

Queen hangs and if the opponent takes it's mate

[pallid plinth]

love the grind ig

[harsh wagon]

Queen takes, I push the pawn and probably promote to queen depending where the king goes and get him into a mating net

[rigid geyser]

Wait it doesn't hang cuz of the Bishop nvm 💀

[compact mantle]

The queen doesn’t hang at all though

[rigid geyser]

Ye mb

So ye neither of them deserves a brilliant

[compact mantle]

Yeah okay, but nothing looks like it were possible in the first place

[rigid geyser]

Not a "great sacrifice"

[harsh wagon]

@compact mantle this is how the game ended tho

[compact mantle]

Yeah he took and M2 was given

[rigid geyser]

Taking the queen is the best move btw

[lament moat]

.

[rigid geyser]

He did kh8 which was the mistake

[opal mica]

Hi.

[compact mantle]

Oh yeah bc black has Kg7

[rigid geyser]

And lead to m1

[compact mantle]

So he should recapture the queen after h7+ Kg7 yes?

Then it’s an easy endgame with Bd4

Just completely won

[harsh wagon]

Also something I learned : To get a brilliant, you need to make an inaccuracy, and in reply, the enemy has to make an inaccuracy/mistake for you to make a brilliant

[rigid geyser]

Yea

[compact mantle]

But if the queen were hanging, you’d be losing💀

[harsh wagon]

I ain't that dumb

[rigid geyser]

Don't focus so much to get a brilliant lol

[harsh wagon]

Lol

[compact mantle]

Depends on if you think a brilliance must give a decisive advantage

[rigid geyser]

Brilliants work even if the opponent responds with the best move

[harsh wagon]

Unless they make inaccuracies 2 moves earlier

[compact mantle]

Yes, I mean brilliant doesn’t mean you’re winning

[harsh wagon]

Ik

[compact mantle]

It means you made a hard to find and creative move

[robust mango]

vc

[visual garnet]

Okay

[robust mango]

in chess streaming

[unborn bridge]

hii guys

[visual garnet]

okay

[leaden knoll]

Казахстан 🇰🇿 угрожает ⚠️ нам 💣 бомбёжками

[glossy radish]

h

[verbal thunder]

chat gpt giving me dating advice

[glossy radish]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[leaden knoll]

🤓

[glossy radish]

🤡

[leaden knoll]

😭

[glossy radish]

🤡

[leaden knoll]

stop 😭

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[covert arch]

.

[glossy radish]

👹

[vague olive]

No this person

[bright wind]

anyone up for a chess battle ?

[brave ridge]

Hello

[teal herald]

Hello

[grim edge]

@umbral wind

:3

[verbal thunder]

im just gonna stop playing chess for this week

i needa keep 1600

[glossy radish]

@random drum pstttt

[random drum]

whattttttttttttttt