#💬〡general-off-topic

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last maple
glossy radish
last maple
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Lets call it exploitation of present ressources

glossy radish
last maple
acoustic mason
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I didn't say it was illegal, i said it was cringe

glossy radish
last maple
mystic stream
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real

last maple
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Ur idea is good but ur ways are questionable

grim edge
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That was funfun

last maple
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Yall ever rage so hard u be speaking in another languabe

grim edge
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I lost against a 1500

grim edge
normal hatch
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Skill issue

grim edge
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But he only had a 1.4 advantage

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You speak English because it's the only language you know. I speak English to you because that's the only language you know

glossy radish
last maple
grim edge
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No i just played a game against him

normal hatch
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While ur at it, give me ur credit card info

grim edge
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I llost on time

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But he didnt have much of a advantage

last maple
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Can we separate prodigies from adults cuz that stuff hurts the heart

grim edge
last maple
round torrent
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Hey

last maple
grim edge
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I hate it when they give a death stare like bro chill,i won somebgames but i never did that :-;

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whats a death stare

grim edge
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I might do that when im winning

cold agate
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Um guys I have a big problem, so I'm doing way too much blunders that habitually these past days, I've watched like 10 vids on how to stop and I keep making them, I need some advice, advice that will actually help me

cold agate
grim edge
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say in ur brain or out loud after the opponent makes a move "oh my oponent made a move what did that do"

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You look for checks captures and attacks for your opponent before you look for those for yourself

peak plank
cold agate
cold agate
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Like I just did a game and I resigned and I did a blunder in like 14 moves and a mistake

twin moon
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But the fun thing about chess is age doesn’t matter

normal hatch
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My opponent resigned bc I played an anti-berlin yesterday

twin moon
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The only thing it does is allow older people to train more, other than that it’s a completely equal sport across the field (that may not be completely true but it’s more true than other sports)

grim edge
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The french is the way

cold agate
grim edge
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agad 👍🏽

normal hatch
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Their fault for playing a berlin

grim edge
normal hatch
grim edge
normal hatch
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1.e5

grim edge
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Weirdo

cold agate
normal hatch
grim edge
normal hatch
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Two Knights and Open Spanish, OP Repetoire

grim edge
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Interesting

peak plank
normal hatch
peak plank
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nothing wrong with e4 e5

grim edge
normal hatch
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He thinks any other choice is horrid. With the exception of c5😭

grim edge
normal hatch
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Well I dont hate it

grim edge
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Maybe I'll switch when I get better

normal hatch
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Fair

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I used to be a Caro player

grim edge
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That man cant save yoo soulll

normal hatch
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We dont talk abt those days

grim edge
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Doin me dirty

peak plank
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e5 >>>

normal hatch
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Straight up💯

grim edge
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C5 >

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Will I face cheaters playing 30+0

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Then dont play it

cold agate
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Why before I made less blunders but now I make more, it doesn't make sense

normal hatch
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Never played a tc higher than 10|5 so idk. Theres cheaters everywhere tho

grim edge
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Your spelling skills -100

grim edge
mystic stream
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megawatt

grim edge
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Oh you said will not well

cold agate
grim edge
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You probably will

mystic stream
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smh

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:dance:

grim edge
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I only play 10+0

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I used to do 15+10 but that’s a lot of time

midnight fjord
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yo

grim edge
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Yo

heavy inlet
# cold agate Why ego

Previously maybe you played carefully and won, but the next time we played carelessly and ended up making a lot of blunders...

That always happens to me

mystic stream
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Yo

cold agate
sharp galleon
grim edge
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Nah that’s crazy

twin moon
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Although it looks like you are sandbagging tbh

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Rated 167 and playing moves that players at my level would make 💀

storm quest
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Lets be honest the only threat to the ravens is Joe and the Browns

grim edge
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🤢

drowsy crest
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game ends:
6 blunders
46 acc

grim edge
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If that’s the case give Jackson the Lombardi rn

drowsy crest
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wassup faulcon

grim edge
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Wasgood

drowsy crest
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nm, hbu

grim edge
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hello everyone

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Done babysitting and first day back to class tomorrow

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Hello

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Yo

drowsy crest
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ah same

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class in 2 hours

sharp galleon
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kekw

harsh turtle
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Hey

drowsy crest
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that shit cannot be the game of someone's life

harsh turtle
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Fobby Bischer 😭

mystic stream
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zamn

keen parrot
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out of my last 4 blitz wins 2 have been banned for cheating wtf

tiny flame
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bro u blunder tho

mystic stream
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probably cus they were all bad moves

keen parrot
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how do i suck against normal people but crush cheaters

harsh turtle
mystic stream
harsh turtle
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and then get back their best moves after that

verbal thunder
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ima beat a gm one day

static night
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h

verbal thunder
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trust

tiny flame
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cap

verbal thunder
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i beat every titled besides a fm and a gm

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i needa get my collection

harsh turtle
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W bro

verbal thunder
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brag to my teachers

neon pond
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physically

verbal thunder
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NM isnt in the fide rating system

mystic stream
verbal thunder
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i think

grim edge
mystic stream
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i beat a Gm

harsh turtle
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Mate i’ve beaten my 6 year old cousin get on my level

harsh turtle
stone vessel
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bortnyk KEKW

harsh turtle
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I think i played against botrynyk and lost after 15 or 16 moves lmao

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bortnyk *

warped vigil
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I beat some tilted IM

harsh turtle
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I once played against a huge chess steamer bro, i didn’t know it was him aswell until after the match cuz the chess chat blew up saying gg and shi 💀

mystic stream
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well i played vladamir kramnik

harsh turtle
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Nice

mystic stream
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good thing i didn't win cus he wouldve accused me of cheating

warped vigil
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I beat a totally washed NM who called me a cheater

harsh turtle
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Lmaoo

mystic stream
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ya

grim edge
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1 blocked message

drowsy crest
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cannot react to user because you are blocked

sonic gull
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Is there any way to lock my profile stats? My stats are really bad 🙂 KEKW blunder

drowsy crest
hallow estuary
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Chess

sage light
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u guys ever calculate a sac and know it doesnt work because of 1 specific line but you doubt your opponent will play it so you play the sac anyways

nimble niche
final gust
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Can't play bullet on this fkn site

upbeat viper
grim edge
grim edge
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I have been losing because I wasn’t really trying to win

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Howdy fellas

manic nova
warped vigil
upbeat viper
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Not some random 1ks

warped vigil
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True, Tal is Tal 🤔

grim edge
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Who wants to play against me?

grim edge
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but im too high elo for u i think

grim edge
grim edge
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im joking man im 400 elo

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Let’s do this then

grim edge
maiden mesa
grim edge
# maiden mesa cap

Maybe not beat but I I played like a 1300 against a 1300 and he didn’t beat me

maiden mesa
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send the game

grim edge
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How?

maiden mesa
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whats your username

grim edge
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45bishopmaster

jaunty kindle
grim edge
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wait im in game

nimble niche
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chess is for nerds

grim edge
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ill do it

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btw im 420 elo now

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[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "2024.01.15"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Benjamin224816"]
[Black "45BishopMaster"]
[Result "1-0"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[WhiteElo "1552"]
[BlackElo "800"]

  1. f4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. e3 Bg4 4. b3 e6 5. Bb2 Bc5 6. Be2 Nc6 7. O-O Qd7 8. Bb5 O-O-O 9. a4 Rhe8 10. c3 a6 11. Bxc6 Qxc6 12. b4 Bd6 13. b5 axb5 14. axb5 Qxb5 15. Qc2 Bxf3 16. Rxf3 Ne4 17. Ba3 f6 18. d3 Nc5 19. Bxc5 Bxc5 20. d4 e5 21. dxc5 Qxc5 22. Ra8+ Kd7 23. Qa4+ Kd6 24. Rxd8+ Rxd8 25. Qb4 Qxb4 26. cxb4 Kc6 27. Na3 {1-0}

[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "2024.01.15"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Benjamin224816"]
[Black "45BishopMaster"]
[Result "1-0"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[WhiteElo "1552"]
[BlackElo "800"]

  1. f4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. e3 Bg4 4. b3 e6 5. Bb2 Bc5 6. Be2 Nc6 7. O-O Qd7 8. Bb5 O-O-O 9. a4 Rhe8 10. c3 a6 11. Bxc6 Qxc6 12. b4 Bd6 13. b5 axb5 14. axb5 Qxb5 15. Qc2 Bxf3 16. Rxf3 Ne4 17. Ba3 f6 18. d3 Nc5 19. Bxc5 Bxc5 20. d4 e5 21. dxc5 Qxc5 22. Ra8+ Kd7 23. Qa4+ Kd6 24. Rxd8+ Rxd8 25. Qb4 Qxb4 26. cxb4 Kc6 27. Na3 {1-0}
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Uhhh

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I tried to share

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im in bro lets go

jaunty kindle
grim edge
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Nvm

twin moon
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Huh apparently one of my opponents at my last tournament is a fairly strong FIDE player (for her age atleast)

sage light
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i didnt think it was okay but its the top engine move with a score of +.8 for white

warped vigil
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1800 uscf equvilent at 12 is pretty good

sage light
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after kxh7 ng5+ kg6 qg3 f5 etc though t it was a bludner

sage light
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2012 gg

versed anchor
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Me taking a year as an adult to not even reach 1500 and there's Gen Alpha kids on 2000 who would checkmate me in about 7 moves

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Absolutely depressing

sage light
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fr

sage light
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"play e5 its fun"

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also e5:

maiden mesa
grim edge
grim edge
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he blundered 3 times in row

grim edge
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he pussied out

grim edge
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+8 elo ez win

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bro how are u 164 elo do u play blindfolded

grim edge
grim edge
mystic stream
cold agate
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Guys, wtf, Idid everything that everyone told me to do, I checked to see if I had any checks, if I had captures, I thought what would be the oippopnent best move before I make anymoves, I am still making blunders, Im deseperated, idk what to do, yesterday it was good i didnt do a lot of blunders but now its worse, idk why suddently it changed, I feel like ill never improve.

warped vigil
warped vigil
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it's not great but it's pretty good

cold agate
grim edge
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😦

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How dare you

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its just a game bro

grim edge
cold agate
grim edge
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Maybe look at all the prices the other guy has and look at where they are guarding

cold agate
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and if my opponent pices were hanging i watched idk how many tutorials

grim edge
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Take at least 10 seconds to do a small check

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Plus check captures and attacks have nothing to do with blunders

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Sounds more like missed wins

grim edge
cold agate
grim edge
cold agate
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Also a 15|10 game please

grim edge
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K

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Whats your username

cold agate
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thx, spoke670

twin moon
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I did hold up pretty well tho tbh even if the engine didn’t agree, it was just a sudden loss

grim edge
warped vigil
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a blunder?

twin moon
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Tbf I was destined to lose it, I had 5 pencils on me for notation and 4 of them were at that point where it was double lined (chipped)

warped vigil
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f

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so did you play the slav as black?

twin moon
warped vigil
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I think so you mentioned you were learning it

twin moon
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Bro there is literally little to no theory I can find for it despite there being so many variations 💀

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Well no in depth theory

worn iceBOT
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promen1999 (2870) vs. pzrrrr (2832)

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Move List
1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. dxc5 e6 5. Be3 Nd7 6. Bb5 a6 7. Bxd7+ Bxd7 8. c3 Qc7 9. Nf3 Bxc5 10. Bxc5 Qxc5 11. O-O Ne7 12. Nd4 O-O 13. Re1 Rac8 14. Nd2 Qc7 15. Qh5 Nc6 16. N2f3 Be8 17. Qh4 h6 18. Re3 Qd8 19. Qg4 Nxd4 20. Nxd4 Kh8 21. Rg3 Rg8 22. Re1 Bd7 23. Qh5 Qe8 24. Qh4 Qd8 25. Qf4 Qe7 26. Ree3 Kh7 27. Rh3 Rcf8 28. Rh5 g5 29. Reh3 Rg6 30. Qe3 f5 31. exf6 Qxf6 32. Nf3 e5 33. Nxe5 Bxh3 34. Nxg6 Qxg6 
brisk ingot
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anyone Up for a match

warped vigil
twin moon
warped vigil
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well congrats on getting rating anyway

twin moon
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It’s been somewhat of a last resort due to money (even if I could afford it)

warped vigil
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you can pirate them

twin moon
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I just don’t want a book that has a few games of each variation and calls it a day

warped vigil
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but of course you shouldn't 😉

twin moon
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I only pirate anime, and that is still not even pirating to me

warped vigil
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then books probably won't be good

twin moon
warped vigil
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idk any in depth theory on the slav

dull latch
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hello!

warped vigil
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but what ever you do don't get lakdawalas slav book

twin moon
warped vigil
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The guy waffles

twin moon
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Pardon?

warped vigil
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too many anecdotes

brisk ingot
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Rapid anyone?

twin moon
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I see an imposter among us

grim edge
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wtf is stalemate

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i had 12 pieces and he had king

twin moon
warped vigil
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this sums it up

brisk ingot
twin moon
# warped vigil

Bro made his life autobiography in the form of a chess book

warped vigil
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made his life biography... and several other people's too

twin moon
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Oh for f* sake, it’s only the semi slav and the lakdawala variation of the book

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I just play d4 d5 c4 c6 Nc3/Nf3 dxc5

grim edge
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I just freaking hanged a queen….

twin moon
warped vigil
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do you want slav or semi slav

twin moon
warped vigil
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Try Avrukh's book

twin moon
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I may be wrong, but from what I understand it may be more aggressive

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Ofc nothing can be super aggressive for black (to a degree), but I know the semi slav is much more passive overall

warped vigil
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ehh idk

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semi slav is pretty wild

twin moon
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Hmm so the chebanenko slav

warped vigil
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I think you're probably looking for: "Grandmaster repertoire 17: The slav" by avrukh

twin moon
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Idk, I just saw that online as the most aggressive option lmao

warped vigil
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I don't have it but I've got Avrukh's 1. d4 course and it's insane

twin moon
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Funny enough I actually did play the benoni at one point

shrewd vessel
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play the stockfish

drowsy crest
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you’re a chipper young lad😭🌽 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵I will create a gap amongst thou’s turbulence creators if I catch this dubious dialogue being spread again 😭🙏‼️I will tickle ur pickle for a nickel bro🤑🦟🙏🏽 I better not catch u in my comments again or it will be the end of your era🧑‍🎤👩‍🎤🗣️🤑 Don’t ever disrespect me cuh on my dead homies 🙏🏼🕊️I will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock 🕰️😭 dawg you think your safe commenting this‼️⁉️🙅‍♂️‼️ Betta hope u not talkin to my homie like dat young slime🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️💀

I will buckle your cheeks lil bro😭🙏 this lil bro thinks he on the game dawg😭🔥 dont let me catch you in my comments again or its OVER for you👾😭🦅

Listen here fella🫵 we do not MESS with this online writing section🙅❌ Better gorilla glue those cheeks or else ima feel DEVIOUS👾💯💯

twin moon
mystic stream
drowsy crest
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bro thinks he a mod 💀

twin moon
peak plank
warped vigil
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lets go to chess talk

drowsy crest
twin moon
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50 dollars for the book @warped vigil

drowsy crest
twin moon
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Ain’t no way someone is trying to sell the same book for 87 💀

grim edge
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Nya

maiden mesa
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easy puzzle, but find the mate in 3

grim edge
glossy radish
willow salmon
glossy radish
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dipshit

maiden mesa
grim edge
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my bad typo

twin moon
maiden mesa
willow salmon
willow salmon
glossy radish
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🗿

versed anchor
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It is worth sacrificing the king to win the puzzle

glossy radish
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🕶️

maiden mesa
compact valve
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How slow did you guys played when you first started? 👀

maiden mesa
versed anchor
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I played quick and dumb. But mentally I remain pretty slow.

grim edge
nova verge
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Heyo

compact valve
maiden mesa
versed anchor
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Rapid, I always did 10 minute games.

maiden mesa
versed anchor
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Although one person would have usually blundered mate by minute 2, as is 400 chess.

maiden mesa
willow salmon
grim edge
maiden mesa
versed anchor
compact valve
maiden mesa
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find the final move, thats the right sequence but you're not quite there

versed anchor
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Including me.

grim edge
maiden mesa
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kinda feel bad lmao, ended this long winning streak with that mate

compact valve
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I just think very slowly and also the feeling of all the options haven't been explored feels bad for me :(

versed anchor
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Me ending my own 13 rapid winning streak meanwhile

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And then losing twice just for good measure

cold agate
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guys, can someone please tell me how to stop blunders, I'm stuck, like I cant find anything to stoip them, something changed in one day that broke my gameplay

grim edge
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Oh no! I am so terribly sad at that saddening news! Woe is me

maiden mesa
grim edge
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pffftt

versed anchor
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Develop, play more conservatively and don't move your pieces without checking if anything is looking at that square

cold agate
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But like, I move a piece but there is a tactic that I miss

versed anchor
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Always end calculations on their move

maiden mesa
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were they? stockfish agrees with them

willow salmon
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I think i did it good

grim edge
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Oh how terrible!

maiden mesa
willow salmon
maiden mesa
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ohhhh yeah i see, the frenchmans beret comes into play which blocks it

willow salmon
cold agate
maiden mesa
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this is why ill never hit 1500 smh

maiden mesa
versed anchor
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Me reaching 10 off 1500 and then losing twice

cold agate
lime lava
versed anchor
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Do puzzles or practice openings for a bit instead

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At least a day, it's so easy for a 30 point loss to become 100

willow salmon
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I have retro one

compact valve
versed anchor
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I once made 9 blunders in a game I won. Good old intermediate chess doing its thing, either both of us play like 1800s slowly or just throw our pieces around the board like 200s except it started with 3 moves of theory

glossy radish
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h

versed anchor
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Though sometimes chess.com blunders are due to some insane line

grim edge
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Play against ChatGPT is tiring

maiden mesa
versed anchor
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"You didn't see this queen sac that leads to a +6 position in 12 moves?! Blunder!"

peak plank
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we have "miss"

grim edge
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They checkmated me in 2 moves

glossy radish
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hi pixie

willow salmon
versed anchor
willow salmon
cold agate
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I play against a bot, and I make so much blunders, I wondeer how thats even possible

compact valve
versed anchor
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Don't think so.

willow salmon
glossy radish
versed anchor
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It's functionally the same except chess.com praises you, and lichess tells you what a loser you are constantly

compact valve
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It a bit seems like lichess gives me for some reason both more blunders and more accuracy than chess lol

willow salmon
versed anchor
glossy radish
versed anchor
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Nothing more humbling than winning an absolutely tough game and then getting an engine slap a "7 mistakes, 3 blunders, lower accuracy than the loser" in your face

willow salmon
warm spindle
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6

glossy radish
compact valve
versed anchor
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Definitely. But any pride you have just burns

versed anchor
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Though anyone who says "I'd rather lose well than win badly" is probably in denial over narrowly losing a recent game

versed anchor
warm spindle
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Congratulations

versed anchor
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Lichess has taught me that life is eternal suffering and we are all destined to end

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So each has their merits

warm spindle
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Congratulations

compact valve
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Well, it would've been nice at least to see distinction between "you've at least didn't screw everything up" and a good move I can learn from

glossy radish
versed anchor
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Oh definitely, if there's a rating gap of maybe 75+, and especially 150-200+, then I'd be perfectly fine

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Exactly, rating grind

sage light
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is this dubious i thought i was nezhmetdinov

glossy radish
versed anchor
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Tbf, often winning badly happens because the other player is physically shoving the pieces into their nose and you're forced to accommodate their nonsense

glossy radish
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and shoes

compact valve
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What counts as "winning badly" in chess? Just the "if the opponent didn't blunder so hard I would've lost"?

versed anchor
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More just people doing non-lines following openings

grand shore
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Cudi's latest album is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

versed anchor
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And that

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Usually both or a mixture

grand shore
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Not a big fan of 21's latest album, very mellow imo

nova verge
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Hi

snow creek
versed anchor
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Best opening is the one where you swap your King and Queen

snow creek
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WAIT IM TRUSTED??

versed anchor
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I wonder how high up the bot ladder I could go

snow creek
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HOW

glossy radish
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what’s it like in finland

snow creek
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oh yea

glossy radish
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no

snow creek
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idk

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i was active for one day and ghosted this server until today

versed anchor
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You have to trade your left kidney for the role

snow creek
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💀

woeful coral
snow creek
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jokes aside i traded my 97654789098766 elo for it

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🔥

jaunty kindle
little berry
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I trust you bro

snow creek
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💀

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my true source is levy getting grandmaster

jaunty kindle
snow creek
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🔥

jaunty kindle
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Maybe downgrade to CM?

compact valve
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Btw I'm still unsure if grob is a meme opening or just mostly disadvantageous lol

peak plank
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both

snow creek
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one time i was searching for chess openings to learn on google and got diablo iv 💀

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idk ask google

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it just came up as one of the options 💀

compact valve
snow creek
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have any of you ever played the bongcloud in a tournament before

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i did it in my first game one time 💀

compact valve
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funny how I know only 3 openings for now, and 2 of them are grob and bongcloud

snow creek
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im not capping

willow salmon
snow creek
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i dont play online that much anymore

arctic anchor
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p

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hello

willow salmon
willow salmon
wispy delta
grand shore
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No?

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Just Bxd7 with Qxd6 is better

wispy delta
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that was not your question

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your question was "is this a brilliant move"

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💀 all good

willow salmon
digital phoenix
#

2k aren't scary they're just better than u

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Yeah and not a brilliant lmao

wispy delta
#

Congrats engine is better than us

willow salmon
grand shore
#

Wow

digital phoenix
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Hi

grand shore
#

Engine is better than human judgement

willow salmon
grand shore
#

Crazy

worn iceBOT
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digital phoenix
willow salmon
willow salmon
#

Cap

wispy delta
#

My friend you don't know how wrong you are

grand shore
#

Bro 😭. I am currently playing a daily game against this dude and he straight up played Kf1 lmfaooo

wispy delta
#

nvm

digital phoenix
wispy delta
#

different knight dance

willow salmon
wispy delta
#

nevermind

digital phoenix
#

1 day per move yet I take 1 second per move

wispy delta
compact valve
willow salmon
compact valve
#

But while I'm here, what is the best place to learn basic mates? I swear EVERY game I won so far finished very slowly and awkwardly

wispy delta
#

if your goal is to get a decisive game out of the opening

compact valve
#

techniques like ladder mate

wispy delta
#

oh

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that's what you mean

#

I would suggest other sites but chesscom has to have some...

compact valve
wispy delta
#

I hope

compact valve
compact valve
#

or do you mean rook+any and queen+any?

wispy delta
#

anything added on is unecessary to learn

#

you just gotta not stalemate...

versed anchor
#

Stalemate is horrible enough to blunder that you stop yourself doing it relatively quickly

peak plank
#

2ks are 🔽

wispy delta
versed anchor
#

Anything above me is good and anything below me is bad, have some arbitrary number limits as proof - basically every chess player ever

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Honestly used to think 4 digits was some sign of expertise. Turns out we're just as clueless but we hide it better

glossy radish
#

damn

versed anchor
#

Idk, kinda low

#

Only a 7% win rate estimated against Stockfish, smh

peak plank
#

Nice

glossy radish
#

hi pixie

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i clutched an endgame today

peak plank
#

nice

glossy radish
#

got a draw

peak plank
#

draw > loss anyday

versed anchor
#

I clutched a draw from the jaws of victory today. It tasted like sadness

wispy delta
restive storm
#

Nah, Anish'd win.

torpid lintel
#

I can play with you v.
But only if you want :) @glossy radish

#

Yes. Good morning

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How was your day? :)

glossy kayak
#

A Questionable Game I Found While Taking Chess.com Lessons

torpid lintel
#

And why is that? 👀

peak plank
#

lucky you

harsh turtle
#

Snow?

restive storm
peak plank
#

colder than today for me?

torpid lintel
#

If snow then it will be fun to play with it HYPERS

glossy kayak
peak plank
#

(colder than -3 degrees)

restive storm
glossy kayak
restive storm
#

probably starky not approved

glossy kayak
#

Seoul: 4 Degrees Celcius. Rip me

torpid lintel
#

NOOOO okay you can still play chess on rain sound!

glossy kayak
#

#

lol

torpid lintel
#

But eng

peak plank
#

that much better than how im doing

#

!english plus we all know you dong acually know korean

stable jungleBOT
#

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

restive storm
#

bro for real broke rule 9 I think we gotta call mods

vestal lake
#

Lmfao

peak plank
#

that is legit the whole reason why we have the english rule

vestal lake
#

^ lol

peak plank
#

This is in F cuz me american

glossy kayak
#

Pog (It's called easter_egg)

vestal lake
peak plank
#

but yeah still had school and snow was on the ground

vestal lake
peak plank
#

Check urself

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around campus? too cold for that.

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👀

glossy kayak
vestal lake
#

Its 28f here

versed anchor
#

Santa's grotto

peak plank
#

what city is that

#

also that tuesday

versed anchor
#

I was about to say "48C is not fine" and then my brain rebooted

peak plank
#

check monday denver, yk how quickly weather swings in colorado?

#

normal colorado weather

#

you cant predict it

silent quest
#

F is that

peak plank
#

cold as hell here

versed anchor
#

Your weather forgot its calendar

vestal lake
#

Damn

versed anchor
#

Freestyling for the week

vestal lake
#

Same here. 28f

#

Brooklyn NYC

silent quest
glossy kayak
vestal lake
peak plank
#

wha

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come visit colorado

vestal lake
#

No but fr if ur 250-500 elo and your opponent is playing the best moves consistently especially if they are unnaturally he’s probably cheating ngl

peak plank
#

we got montains.

versed anchor
peak plank
#

im not ur friend smh

vestal lake
#

lmfao fr ^^^

#

Unity that too ngl

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💀

peak plank
#

ill put that as a maybe, ill have to see to know

vestal lake
#

Yeah true true

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Im just making an assumption

peak plank
#

mhm, totally never smurfed either trust 👍🏼

vestal lake
#

Same 😅

peak plank
#

dispite my positive (I think) winrate vs 2500s

vestal lake
#

Lol

peak plank
glossy kayak
#

Stockfish 16: You have Mate in 1
Me: Plays Qxc6+
Also Stockfish 16: It's a brilliant move. You now have mate in 2

versed anchor
#

If you're 250 and they're playing the best moves then you'd better ring the police as the average 250 player {insert joke here}

peak plank
vestal lake
#

Pixtic lol

peak plank
#

did you filter for wins XD

#

top hat?

#

eh. I could do that without a filter, how many games?

vestal lake
#

@peak plank wanna run a game sometimes?

#

Read ur bio

peak plank
# vestal lake Read ur bio

👍🏼 thanks, but is it good that I play you after you have much more games? 21 games isnt a lot to base off of

restive storm
#

bro must need accurate data

vestal lake
#

@restive storm 😂

peak plank
#

I would rather prevent such, yes

willow salmon
#

Which is better? My pfp or this image

vestal lake
#

@grim edge Fair fair

#

@willow salmon ur current one 😂 imo but this one funny af

peak plank
#

hmm maybe I should refine my cheater test

restive storm
peak plank
#

thre are some questions you can legit ask a person

vestal lake
#

😂

vestal lake
versed anchor
#

I only started playing OTB a few months ago and I ended up against a Uruguayan exchange student who was a 2000. Going against me was essentially committing serial murder

vestal lake
#

I dont “discord” much lol

willow salmon
peak plank
#

I have had a lot of spam of that shit before

restive storm
#

I'm joking obviously

willow salmon
peak plank
#

🥱

vestal lake
#

Replies didnt use to exist haha. Cool feature

peak plank
#

||/j||

minor spoke
#

Hi bots

vestal lake
willow salmon
restive storm
#

me when I tell a joke without saying /j at the end

vestal lake
#

Hey chocolate

#

🤖

restive storm
#

isn't /j basically the online version of telling a joke and then right after saying to the person "that's a joke"

#

doesn't that defeat the purpose

vestal lake
#

I think so

vestal lake
#

Yea true

versed anchor
#

"I did in fact just make a humorous comment"

peak plank
vestal lake
#

😭 aint no way

peak plank
#

hard to tell through text

vestal lake
#

True true

versed anchor
#

Just be British, we get a secret sarcasm voice online

peak plank
#

Colorado is better

restive storm
#

I guess that makes sense although when talking online people can interpret messages any way they want

peak plank
#

we got bonglord

#

actually I think bonglord said he went to alabama

#

anyways, he was in *colorado

floral quiver
#

Imagine this:

You suddenly have a mysterious inheritance left to you by an unknown distant relative.

Their will stipulates that you only get, per month, enough for pay rent in a modest apartment, buy food and other essentials, perhaps make a vehicle payment, and have a few hundred left over per month on top of that for recreation.

You aren’t wealthy in the sense that you have a bunch of liquid wealth at your disposal, but you never truly need to work to support yourself again.

What are you doing with your life?

versed anchor
#

Failing to read the full message and continuing with my life

peak plank
#

his old account got banned, still active in TMC though

peak plank
#

bonglord uses a new account

versed anchor
#

Also a modest apartment these days is £5.5 million per second. So I just don't rent and immediately am a millionaire, bam, cheated the system

tidal lotus
#

I've also seen some familiar faces there

#

People I've seen back in early 2023

willow salmon
#

Guess the situation with this random thing

tidal lotus
willow salmon
#

Correct!

tidal lotus
#

Lmao

pseudo anchor
twin moon
#

Isn’t it moai?

versed anchor
willow salmon
versed anchor
#

You sacrificed your queen for their eyesight

willow salmon
versed anchor
#

The glasses signify the fact that you're prepared if they try counterplay by stabbing their queen into your face

willow salmon
versed anchor
#

Yes, that's the target

willow salmon
tidal lotus
#

AMA mfs when I ask them where I buried their mother

peak plank
mystic stream
#

That main character

peak plank
#

!revive chat

carmine arch
#

hi

peak plank
#

hi

warped vigil
#

hi

versed anchor
#

hi

warped vigil
cunning owl
#

@tidal lotus

#

tf

carmine arch
#

uh ok

#

...

#

last night was alive

#

i just got on. do u want me to keep chat going?

glossy radish
#

nug uh

warm spindle
carmine arch
#

oh hello tutor

glossy radish
#

!revive

warm spindle
#

🫰

waxen wren
#

how do you do the check out this game thing

carmine arch
waxen wren
#

like how do I know which player to put first or second or does it not matter

waxen wren
worn iceBOT
carmine arch
#

i still have no idea what u mean

waxen wren
#

look at the message I just sent

#

there are two players after the "game:" does it matter who I put first or second

carmine arch
#

yes

waxen wren
#

oh ok

#

so does the check out this game actually do anything

#

cuz I see people do it all the time

peak plank
#

@sharp smelt smh hyper is mid

waxen wren
#

ok a little confused cuz I can't really read the context but I think you're basically saying it's the same thing as putting a link

peak plank
#

ah you have an alt again

grim edge
#

+615 you gotta win

peak plank
#

@grim edge I am legally allowed to tell you to take your time in rapid games

#

Unity, DO NOT OPEN THIS IMAGE

#

the image is for everyone else

carmine arch
#

well tahts surprising

peak plank
#

(he didnt play the move)

carmine arch
#

im playing as well rn

peak plank
#

umm, legally no but I wont have any way of knowing and it wouldnt change anything

tidal lotus
rain trout
#

@worn ice shut up

tidal lotus
rain trout
#

@tidal lotus bro you carried me when i installed Linux

#

Thank you

tidal lotus
#

Np lol

#

@carmine arch oh, looks like you finally connected your account. Nice!

peak plank
#

you never were really winning after you dropped ur knight back

#

when you said "im up a pawn", the eval was -1

torpid lintel
#

Why both have different names? Alt?

ruby coyote
#

gutt te paranda tera karda kamal ni

peak plank
carmine arch
#

i played blunder move. lost my rook breh

peak plank
torpid lintel
stable jungleBOT
#

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

ruby coyote
carmine arch
#

wdude still hasnt see it tho hehe

peak plank
#

hate to saw it, but its an easy move

torpid lintel
tidal lotus
ruby coyote
carmine arch
peak plank
#

CAT NEW UNITY GAME

#

where the hell are you finding these players

torpid lintel
peak plank
#

...

tidal lotus
#

And I'm not gonna deal with it

ruby coyote
tidal lotus
#

So I'm grateful that this rule is actually enforced

carmine arch
#

well sadi

#

said*

ruby coyote
#

It means half of server's members are from India

#

w moment

torpid lintel
peak plank
#

UNITY DO NOT READ ||Unity keeps on missing moves||

gentle steppe
#

My time has come

torpid lintel
#

Who wanna play with me? :)

peak plank
torpid lintel
ruby coyote
#

active ones

peak plank
#

check ur challenges @torpid lintel

torpid lintel
carmine arch
#

NOOOO why my opponent just gave me a free queen

ruby coyote
peak plank
#

why do you lose games

ruby coyote
#

why I'm losing all endgames

carmine arch
#

im losing all semi end games

tidal lotus
carmine arch
tidal lotus
ruby coyote
tidal lotus
ruby coyote
tidal lotus
#

And March him towards the center to control more squares

ruby coyote
ruby coyote
carmine arch
#

oho. im turning the game around

tidal lotus
warm spindle
carmine arch
#

i lost

#

i resigned correction

ruby coyote
ruby coyote
carmine arch
#

ok

#

im 763 rating

ruby coyote
carmine arch
#

i havent won much

tidal lotus
random drum
#

By posting the reels of Magnus on my story I made him famous among my class girls. Yesterday a girl msged me "I was thinking about u a lot when I saw Magnus Carlsen's video" 😂

ruby coyote
random drum
#

Out of 11 decisive games in tata steel only 1 was with white pieces

abstract mantle
grim edge
#

nya

ruby coyote
#

💀

random drum
#

it's real kid.

grim edge
#

Hi

abstract mantle
random drum
#

Nope

grim edge
#

bro thinks everyone is from the states

#

average American

abstract mantle
#

yea like at least 2 people live there there so many!

ruby coyote
#

my defending skills are like Hikaru playing with me always

grim edge
#

unity leaked face reveal

ruby coyote
#

becoming way too difficult to hold up

abstract mantle
glossy radish
#

j

grim edge
#

bro weighs 600 lbs

abstract mantle
#

my trying to bring ur mother to church

glossy radish
#

help how do i do calligraphy

grim edge
#

How much that in kg

glossy radish
#

75

visual garnet
#

68kg

glossy radish
#

79

grim edge
#

Oh wow you’re fat

glossy radish
#

298

grim edge
#

285 kg

fickle rampart
#

2.204 pounds = 1kg

tidal lotus
#

Under

visual garnet
mystic stream
#

@ chat

tidal lotus
grim edge
#

5*

fickle rampart
grim edge
#

God I wish I could be a bit taller

glossy radish
#

h

glossy radish
torpid lintel
glossy radish
#

hi mohit :)

peak plank
abstract mantle
#

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⠀⢠⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⠿⣻⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢋⣥⣾⣿⣿⠟
⠀⣼⣿⣿⢿⡟⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⢛⣥⣶⡿⠛⢋⡤⡴⠁
⢸⣿⣿⣿⢛⣵⣿⣿⣿⠟⠃⠄⡀⢐⣺⣿⣥⡖⠄⠘⠋
⠀⠈⠛⠻⠛⠁⢈⣁⣤⢴⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠄⢠⣴⣾⣿⣿⠛⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉

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were rich

glossy radish
#

@upbeat viper did you edit my user

#

my nickname

torpid lintel
glossy radish
torpid lintel
glossy radish
#

sure :) i can only do three minutes

grim edge
torpid lintel
glossy radish
#

i sent it in game if that’s okay mohit

twin moon
#

Hope y’all have a good night

#

Kick his ass for me Milli

torpid lintel
torpid lintel
twin moon
glossy radish
#

i sent it

harsh turtle
glossy radish
#

or do you want the link mohit?

#
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torpid lintel
restive storm
#

NOOO IT"S JOEVER

#

THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO

random drum
#

Is my best frnd V here?

sage light
#

i attempt to trade a knight in a losing endgame. opponent didnt take back, instead resigned. next opponent disconnected after move 3. what are my games

harsh turtle
#

😭

sage light
harsh wagon
#

Hi

restive storm
grim edge
#

wsg

harsh turtle
grim edge
restive storm
#

NOO MATE BLUNDER

fickle rampart
worn iceBOT
#
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

rapid Rapid: 1402 (peak)
blitz Blitz: 799 (peak)
bullet Bullet: 507 (896 peak)

nova verge
harsh turtle
#

What team do u support

harsh wagon
nova verge
tidal lotus
nova verge
#

Rams can suck it

harsh turtle
#

my dad watches american football ion watch it much

#

Is that like a derby

grim edge
#

Soccer is good

harsh turtle
#

In soccer?

#

liverpool

#

Kind of yeah

grim edge
#

As a brazilian, I support the team Corinthians

harsh turtle
#

I watched la galaxy a couple of times

harsh turtle
grim edge
#

It's a brazilian team

harsh turtle
#

😔

#

what do we think of tottenham

#

not only arsenal

#

it’s like tottenham, arsenal, chelsea and west ham i feel like im missing one

#

It’s fine lol

#

You like any football players?

#

Both

restive storm
#

what's football? what's soccer? I only know chess.

normal hatch
#

Futbol

harsh turtle
#

dak prescott?

#

idk madison tho, ik james madison from tottenham tho

visual garnet
harsh turtle
#

Alr

glossy radish
#

uhhhhh whoooppssss

fickle rampart
sage light
#

d4 is so cringe

torpid lintel
glossy radish
fickle rampart
#

If you could only play one opening for the rest of your life, would it be e4 or d4

harsh turtle
#

yes

torpid lintel
fickle rampart
#

:O

severe oxide
#

hi

torpid lintel
carmine arch
#

hi

dark ravine
#

What's the point?

neon pond
#

hi

grim edge
#

I saw something about soccer :)

dark ravine
#

all is hopeless

harsh turtle
severe oxide
grim edge
harsh turtle
#

Awesomeee

grim edge
#

what team do you support

harsh turtle
#

big reds 😍

#

wbu

grim edge
glossy radish
#

i’m getting bullied by unity.

harsh turtle
#

liverpool lol it’s a nickname

dark ravine
#

all is pointless
all is hopeless
I am worthless