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niceee
Lets call it exploitation of present ressources
I miss my hometown
I didn't say it was illegal, i said it was cringe
what’s wrong with sharing public information?
Realer than me
real
Ur idea is good but ur ways are questionable
That was funfun
Yall ever rage so hard u be speaking in another languabe
I lost against a 1500
Anyone who knows his name which he put on his cc username can look him up right?
Skill issue
But he only had a 1.4 advantage
You speak English because it's the only language you know. I speak English to you because that's the only language you know
@twin moon am i underage?
Go touch grass
Crazy
wrong formula right answer
Thays the spirit
No i just played a game against him
While ur at it, give me ur credit card info
Can we separate prodigies from adults cuz that stuff hurts the heart
I swear russian or japanese words
Blyaaat
Hey
They disrespectful
I hate it when they give a death stare like bro chill,i won somebgames but i never did that :-;
whats a death stare
Where they stare you at the eyes emotionlessly just because their winning
I might do that when im winning
Um guys I have a big problem, so I'm doing way too much blunders that habitually these past days, I've watched like 10 vids on how to stop and I keep making them, I need some advice, advice that will actually help me
u gotta think for ur opponent
I did everything, even that, I've analysed my games, taken a lot of time to think, checked if I could do any check but they are always ahead of me
say in ur brain or out loud after the opponent makes a move "oh my oponent made a move what did that do"
You look for checks captures and attacks for your opponent before you look for those for yourself
Draw arrows
at your rating, you hang pieces natrually. just simply do a mental "blunder check"
Well here's the problem, it take way too long, I'll never win any games because of times control.
wow. so inspirational
Like I just did a game and I resigned and I did a blunder in like 14 moves and a mistake
Probably
But the fun thing about chess is age doesn’t matter
My opponent resigned bc I played an anti-berlin yesterday
The only thing it does is allow older people to train more, other than that it’s a completely equal sport across the field (that may not be completely true but it’s more true than other sports)
As he should.
The french is the way
Yeah but like I get overwhelmed by the game and I can't think right
👍🏽
Their fault for playing a berlin
You get better with time and practice
Nuh uh
What's the way Sensei
1.e5
Weirdo
Yeah but I'm like at a point where I try not to get tilted but I keep making them same mistakes over and over again how hard I try

You remind me of vhyn and his love for e5
Two Knights and Open Spanish, OP Repetoire
Interesting

He loves it, and rightfully so
nothing wrong with e4 e5
I don't know Spanish theory and I hate playing against it
He thinks any other choice is horrid. With the exception of c5😭
Yeah that's an exaggeration
Me neither, thats why I went with the Open 👍
Well I dont hate it
Playing E5 gives me opponent like the chance to try so much idk bro I don't like it
Maybe I'll switch when I get better
That man cant save yoo soulll
We dont talk abt those days
Doin me dirty
e5 >>>
Straight up💯
Why before I made less blunders but now I make more, it doesn't make sense
Never played a tc higher than 10|5 so idk. Theres cheaters everywhere tho
Did I at least do good against you?
megawatt
Ego maybe...
Why ego
You probably will
Hmm
yo
Yo
Previously maybe you played carefully and won, but the next time we played carelessly and ended up making a lot of blunders...
That always happens to me
Yo
Yes but I don't feel like I'm playing carelessly, and I still make blunders, I made like 14 blunders in one game, that's way too much, I thought i was getting better but now I feel like im getting worse
if you are sub 1000, then really just enjoy the game
Nah that’s crazy
You did alr yea
Although it looks like you are sandbagging tbh
Rated 167 and playing moves that players at my level would make 💀
Lets be honest the only threat to the ravens is Joe and the Browns
🤢
game ends:
6 blunders
46 acc
If that’s the case give Jackson the Lombardi rn
wassup faulcon
Wasgood
nm, hbu
kekw
Hey
that shit cannot be the game of someone's life
Fobby Bischer 😭
zamn
out of my last 4 blitz wins 2 have been banned for cheating wtf
bro u blunder tho
probably cus they were all bad moves
how do i suck against normal people but crush cheaters
cuz cheaters usually try to do more blunders
they get scared when they see u and start playing bad
and then get back their best moves after that
ima beat a gm one day
h
trust
cap
W bro
brag to my teachers
physically
NM isnt in the fide rating system
yes sir
i think
No you're not
Mate i’ve beaten my 6 year old cousin get on my level
W
bortnyk 
I beat some tilted IM
I once played against a huge chess steamer bro, i didn’t know it was him aswell until after the match cuz the chess chat blew up saying gg and shi 💀
well i played vladamir kramnik
Nice
good thing i didn't win cus he wouldve accused me of cheating
Lmaoo
ya
1 blocked message
cannot react to user because you are blocked
Is there any way to lock my profile stats? My stats are really bad 🙂

Chess
u guys ever calculate a sac and know it doesnt work because of 1 specific line but you doubt your opponent will play it so you play the sac anyways
i once got paired with gauri without even sniping him so there were close to 1k people watching me throw a winning position
Can't play bullet on this fkn site
That's not how you should play
Honestly it’s because I was actually trying
Real
I do that when I can't see the end of a line
that's sometimes how tal played iirc
But Tal is Tal
Not some random 1ks
True, Tal is Tal 🤔
Who wants to play against me?
I will send link
I mean I did just beat a 1300 as a 167
im joking man im 400 elo
Let’s do this then
Did it work?
cap
Maybe not beat but I I played like a 1300 against a 1300 and he didn’t beat me
send the game
How?
whats your username
45bishopmaster
Typical 400 elo chat
You sent me a challenge but then denied it?
wait im in game
chess is for nerds
ill do it
btw im 420 elo now
[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "2024.01.15"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Benjamin224816"]
[Black "45BishopMaster"]
[Result "1-0"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[WhiteElo "1552"]
[BlackElo "800"]
- f4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. e3 Bg4 4. b3 e6 5. Bb2 Bc5 6. Be2 Nc6 7. O-O Qd7 8. Bb5 O-O-O 9. a4 Rhe8 10. c3 a6 11. Bxc6 Qxc6 12. b4 Bd6 13. b5 axb5 14. axb5 Qxb5 15. Qc2 Bxf3 16. Rxf3 Ne4 17. Ba3 f6 18. d3 Nc5 19. Bxc5 Bxc5 20. d4 e5 21. dxc5 Qxc5 22. Ra8+ Kd7 23. Qa4+ Kd6 24. Rxd8+ Rxd8 25. Qb4 Qxb4 26. cxb4 Kc6 27. Na3 {1-0}
[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "2024.01.15"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Benjamin224816"]
[Black "45BishopMaster"]
[Result "1-0"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[WhiteElo "1552"]
[BlackElo "800"]
- f4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. e3 Bg4 4. b3 e6 5. Bb2 Bc5 6. Be2 Nc6 7. O-O Qd7 8. Bb5 O-O-O 9. a4 Rhe8 10. c3 a6 11. Bxc6 Qxc6 12. b4 Bd6 13. b5 axb5 14. axb5 Qxb5 15. Qc2 Bxf3 16. Rxf3 Ne4 17. Ba3 f6 18. d3 Nc5 19. Bxc5 Bxc5 20. d4 e5 21. dxc5 Qxc5 22. Ra8+ Kd7 23. Qa4+ Kd6 24. Rxd8+ Rxd8 25. Qb4 Qxb4 26. cxb4 Kc6 27. Na3 {1-0}
Uhhh
I tried to share
im in bro lets go
Only very bad players would say this
Huh apparently one of my opponents at my last tournament is a fairly strong FIDE player (for her age atleast)
i was actualy wrong
i didnt think it was okay but its the top engine move with a score of +.8 for white
2012? dang that's strong
1800 uscf equvilent at 12 is pretty good
after kxh7 ng5+ kg6 qg3 f5 etc though t it was a bludner
this make me wanna quit
2012 gg
Me taking a year as an adult to not even reach 1500 and there's Gen Alpha kids on 2000 who would checkmate me in about 7 moves
Absolutely depressing
fr
lol
what was the game? looking through your games you dont seem to have any wins or draws against a 1300 lol
what are u cooking bro
did you win?
he blundered 3 times in row
I said I didn’t win
+8 elo ez win
bro how are u 164 elo do u play blindfolded
Ya I forgot about that stupid bishop that took my queen and I died
Is that a compliment or a insult
Considering the fact there asian, no
Guys, wtf, Idid everything that everyone told me to do, I checked to see if I had any checks, if I had captures, I thought what would be the oippopnent best move before I make anymoves, I am still making blunders, Im deseperated, idk what to do, yesterday it was good i didnt do a lot of blunders but now its worse, idk why suddently it changed, I feel like ill never improve.
💀
Do you have blunderitis
it's not great but it's pretty good
im litterally not in the mood for joking
There is a little bit more then checks captures and attacks
Yes i also checked if my pieces were hanging
Maybe look at all the prices the other guy has and look at where they are guarding
and if my opponent pices were hanging i watched idk how many tutorials
Take at least 10 seconds to do a small check
Plus check captures and attacks have nothing to do with blunders
Sounds more like missed wins
Hey let’s play a game
Sure, unrated tho
Agreed
Also a 15|10 game please
thx, spoke670
Nope, it was a slav and since it’s still new to me, it was hard to play
I did hold up pretty well tho tbh even if the engine didn’t agree, it was just a sudden loss

a blunder?
Tbf I was destined to lose it, I had 5 pencils on me for notation and 4 of them were at that point where it was double lined (chipped)
Yep
I think so you mentioned you were learning it
Bro there is literally little to no theory I can find for it despite there being so many variations 💀
Well no in depth theory
































































1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. dxc5 e6 5. Be3 Nd7 6. Bb5 a6 7. Bxd7+ Bxd7 8. c3 Qc7 9. Nf3 Bxc5 10. Bxc5 Qxc5 11. O-O Ne7 12. Nd4 O-O 13. Re1 Rac8 14. Nd2 Qc7 15. Qh5 Nc6 16. N2f3 Be8 17. Qh4 h6 18. Re3 Qd8 19. Qg4 Nxd4 20. Nxd4 Kh8 21. Rg3 Rg8 22. Re1 Bd7 23. Qh5 Qe8 24. Qh4 Qd8 25. Qf4 Qe7 26. Ree3 Kh7 27. Rh3 Rcf8 28. Rh5 g5 29. Reh3 Rg6 30. Qe3 f5 31. exf6 Qxf6 32. Nf3 e5 33. Nxe5 Bxh3 34. Nxg6 Qxg6
anyone Up for a match
huh.. have you looked at books?
Hmm yea that’s probably where I’m gonna start
well congrats on getting rating anyway
It’s been somewhat of a last resort due to money (even if I could afford it)
you can pirate them
I just don’t want a book that has a few games of each variation and calls it a day
but of course you shouldn't 😉
no
I only pirate anime, and that is still not even pirating to me
then books probably won't be good
I’ll still probably get one anyways with that said 
idk any in depth theory on the slav
hello!
but what ever you do don't get lakdawalas slav book
Got it, but why?
The guy waffles
Pardon?
too many anecdotes
Rapid anyone?
I see an imposter among us
Ngl I hate the writers who try to make their language over the top, it’s chess not a sports scene 
It's when the mate isn't crispy anymore.
Bro made his life autobiography in the form of a chess book
made his life biography... and several other people's too
Oh for f* sake, it’s only the semi slav and the lakdawala variation of the book
I just play d4 d5 c4 c6 Nc3/Nf3 dxc5
I just freaking hanged a queen….
Get used to it, plenty of that down the road 👍
do you want slav or semi slav
Slav
Try Avrukh's book
I may be wrong, but from what I understand it may be more aggressive
Ofc nothing can be super aggressive for black (to a degree), but I know the semi slav is much more passive overall
Hmm so the chebanenko slav
I think you're probably looking for: "Grandmaster repertoire 17: The slav" by avrukh
Idk, I just saw that online as the most aggressive option lmao
I don't have it but I've got Avrukh's 1. d4 course and it's insane
Funny enough I actually did play the benoni at one point
play the stockfish
you’re a chipper young lad😭🌽 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵I will create a gap amongst thou’s turbulence creators if I catch this dubious dialogue being spread again 😭🙏‼️I will tickle ur pickle for a nickel bro🤑🦟🙏🏽 I better not catch u in my comments again or it will be the end of your era🧑🎤👩🎤🗣️🤑 Don’t ever disrespect me cuh on my dead homies 🙏🏼🕊️I will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock 🕰️😭 dawg you think your safe commenting this‼️⁉️🙅♂️‼️ Betta hope u not talkin to my homie like dat young slime🙅♂️🙅♂️💀
I will buckle your cheeks lil bro😭🙏 this lil bro thinks he on the game dawg😭🔥 dont let me catch you in my comments again or its OVER for you👾😭🦅
Listen here fella🫵 we do not MESS with this online writing section🙅❌ Better gorilla glue those cheeks or else ima feel DEVIOUS👾💯💯
Bet, thanks man 👍

Dont spam\
Bro as soon as I saw that I checked to see if it was mass sent to all the channels 
it called because a decent human being
lets go to chess talk
or a snitch nerd 🤓 ☝️
50 dollars for the book @warped vigil
I give you that in 25
Ain’t no way someone is trying to sell the same book for 87 💀
Nya
87$?
easy puzzle, but find the mate in 3
Rook takes pawn rook f1 rook e7
still against the rules. no text wall
Re3, Kf7, Rf1?
dipshit
e7 not d7 but yep
my bad typo
kf7 isnt legal, the bishop controls that square
I meant kf8
🗿
It is worth sacrificing the king to win the puzzle
🕶️
ok then yes, you're right, but that isnt mate. whats the next sequence of moves?
How slow did you guys played when you first started? 👀
define slow. like time control? or how long we took?
I played quick and dumb. But mentally I remain pretty slow.
Never played chess before
Heyo
just generally how long were you games
wuh ees 'chess'??
Rapid, I always did 10 minute games.
This isnt mate
idk, about the same as now (about 20 mins) but they were horrible
Although one person would have usually blundered mate by minute 2, as is 400 chess.
what does this mean
Black draw is King and white draw are rooks
What in the horrendous attempt at modern art is this
oh. yeah no that isnt mate yet
My money's on Green winning with the Gravestone
Ohh
I just can't make comfortable for myself for now to not play like 1hr games lol
find the final move, thats the right sequence but you're not quite there
I very rarely play long games, though a lot of this is because everyone at 1500 plays 30 minute games as if it were a 5 minute blitz.
Including me.
Bruh its already been given by me
yeah but im just hoping he didnt look at that
kinda feel bad lmao, ended this long winning streak with that mate
I just think very slowly and also the feeling of all the options haven't been explored feels bad for me :(
Me ending my own 13 rapid winning streak meanwhile
And then losing twice just for good measure
guys, can someone please tell me how to stop blunders, I'm stuck, like I cant find anything to stoip them, something changed in one day that broke my gameplay
Oh no! I am so terribly sad at that saddening news! Woe is me
whenever you make a move think "wait does this hang a piece"
pffftt
Develop, play more conservatively and don't move your pieces without checking if anything is looking at that square
I do that
Rf7
But like, I move a piece but there is a tactic that I miss
Always end calculations on their move
were they? stockfish agrees with them
I think i did it good
Oh how terrible!
thats just how it goes tbh, gotta get better at seeing them but thats the point of studying
ohhhh yeah i see, the frenchmans beret comes into play which blocks it
@maiden mesa
I made 14 blunders today, there wasnt one game where i didnt blundered, i blundered mate in one, blundered a lot of other stuff idk what to do anymore
this is why ill never hit 1500 smh
take a break, dont play chess for a week
Me reaching 10 off 1500 and then losing twice
I just made a break for 6 months
uh
Do puzzles or practice openings for a bit instead
At least a day, it's so easy for a 30 point loss to become 100
I have retro one
In the whole day or in one game?
I once made 9 blunders in a game I won. Good old intermediate chess doing its thing, either both of us play like 1800s slowly or just throw our pieces around the board like 200s except it started with 3 moves of theory
h
Play against ChatGPT is tiring
if i ever start losing i just steal my opponents pieces and eat them. gives me precious carbs and the energy to come back and win!
"You didn't see this queen sac that leads to a +6 position in 12 moves?! Blunder!"
we have "miss"
They checkmated me in 2 moves
hi pixie
Re3, Kf8, Rf1 and Rf7
I just time travel to 1789, and infect the opponent with revolutionary fervour
Nice pfp
I play against a bot, and I make so much blunders, I wondeer how thats even possible
btw is reasoning for blunders the same for chess and lichess?
Don't think so.
not always
I think thats a "lost chance"
now, yeah. it’s considered a “miss”
It's functionally the same except chess.com praises you, and lichess tells you what a loser you are constantly
It a bit seems like lichess gives me for some reason both more blunders and more accuracy than chess lol
True
Aye, the new miss things
both have their pros and cons
Nothing more humbling than winning an absolutely tough game and then getting an engine slap a "7 mistakes, 3 blunders, lower accuracy than the loser" in your face
6
a win is still a win, id take it
I just got 7 blunders in a winning game 
Definitely. But any pride you have just burns
Yeah lichess better
Though anyone who says "I'd rather lose well than win badly" is probably in denial over narrowly losing a recent game
Chess.com has taught me that good is not in fact good
Congratulations
Lichess has taught me that life is eternal suffering and we are all destined to end
So each has their merits
Congratulations
Well, it would've been nice at least to see distinction between "you've at least didn't screw everything up" and a good move I can learn from
id take the loss only if it’s against a very high rated player
Oh definitely, if there's a rating gap of maybe 75+, and especially 150-200+, then I'd be perfectly fine
Exactly, rating grind
is this dubious i thought i was nezhmetdinov
nice legs
Tbf, often winning badly happens because the other player is physically shoving the pieces into their nose and you're forced to accommodate their nonsense
and shoes
What counts as "winning badly" in chess? Just the "if the opponent didn't blunder so hard I would've lost"?
aggressive play?
More just people doing non-lines following openings
Cudi's latest album is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Not a big fan of 21's latest album, very mellow imo
Hi
Best opening is the one where you swap your King and Queen
WAIT IM TRUSTED??
I wonder how high up the bot ladder I could go
HOW
it gives it after you meet the requirements
what’s it like in finland
oh yea
no
You have to trade your left kidney for the role
💀

I trust you bro
hahahaha
🔥
Maybe downgrade to CM?
Btw I'm still unsure if grob is a meme opening or just mostly disadvantageous lol
both
one time i was searching for chess openings to learn on google and got diablo iv 💀
idk ask google
it just came up as one of the options 💀
I thought it was purely memey because grob is literally "a coffin" in Russian, but then I saw it was actually named after a man who played it unironically 💀
have any of you ever played the bongcloud in a tournament before
i did it in my first game one time 💀
funny how I know only 3 openings for now, and 2 of them are grob and bongcloud
What do you think about "knight dance" game?
i dont play online that much anymore


I agree
that was not your question
your question was "is this a brilliant move"
💀 all good
Congrats engine is better than us
Hi welcome 
Wow
Hi
Engine is better than human judgement
Of course
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1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 h6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Qf6 6. Nxc6 Qxc6 7. Bd3 Nf6 8. Nc3 Bb4 9. O-O Bxc3 10. bxc3 Qxc3 11. Bf4 d6 12. Rb1 Be6 13. Rxb7 Bxa2 14. Bb5+ Nd7 15. Bxd6 Qf6 16. Bxd7+ Kxd7 17. Be5+
No way
You mean this https://www.chess.com/article/view/the-nimzowitsch-knight-dance
?
Imagine magnus carlsen vs stockfish
Cap
My friend you don't know how wrong you are
Bro 😭. I am currently playing a daily game against this dude and he straight up played Kf1 lmfaooo
Yes, nepo vs other guy
💀
I blundered a queen in daily
different knight dance

nevermind
1 day per move yet I take 1 second per move
YEAH IKR
There's a lot of analysis to look through tbh, I wanted to go to bed soon (it's 8am already lmao)
Lmao here is -12 hours than your timezone
But while I'm here, what is the best place to learn basic mates? I swear EVERY game I won so far finished very slowly and awkwardly
wdym by basic mates
if your goal is to get a decisive game out of the opening
techniques like ladder mate
oh
that's what you mean
I would suggest other sites but chesscom has to have some...
yeah just basic moves when I have huge advantage and some pieces chasing the king
you know queen and rook mates right?
I hope
1 week between lessons is quite long sadly
yeah, just like 2 rooks
or do you mean rook+any and queen+any?
rook and queen are just the bare necessities
anything added on is unecessary to learn
you just gotta not stalemate...
Stalemate is horrible enough to blunder that you stop yourself doing it relatively quickly
Well said
2ks are 🔽
🤨
Anything above me is good and anything below me is bad, have some arbitrary number limits as proof - basically every chess player ever
Honestly used to think 4 digits was some sign of expertise. Turns out we're just as clueless but we hide it better
👍
damn
Nice
nice
draw > loss anyday
I clutched a draw from the jaws of victory today. It tasted like sadness
draw > win anyday - giri
Nah, Anish'd win.
I can play with you v.
But only if you want :) @glossy radish
Yes. Good morning
How was your day? :)
And why is that? 👀
lucky you
Snow?
were they real brilliant moves or fake fraudillant moves
colder than today for me?
If snow then it will be fun to play with it 
I found while doing chess.com lessons
(colder than -3 degrees)
can I see position
probably starky not approved
Seoul: 4 Degrees Celcius. Rip me
okay you can still play chess on rain sound!
But eng
that much better than how im doing
!english plus we all know you dong acually know korean
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
bro for real broke rule 9 I think we gotta call mods
Lmfao
that is legit the whole reason why we have the english rule
^ lol
This is in F cuz me american
Pog (It's called easter_egg)
Do i need to have 100+ games & be rated 1200+ & be connected? I sadly got the last 2 but not the first requirement (im getting into playing online more now)
but yeah still had school and snow was on the ground
God damn
-3 F = -19.4444 C
Its 28f here
Santa's grotto
I was about to say "48C is not fine" and then my brain rebooted
check monday denver, yk how quickly weather swings in colorado?
normal colorado weather
you cant predict it
F is that
Your weather forgot its calendar
Damn
Freestyling for the week
Take care pal
how
No but fr if ur 250-500 elo and your opponent is playing the best moves consistently especially if they are unnaturally he’s probably cheating ngl
we got montains.
Imagine being 400 elo after cheating
im not ur friend smh
idk
ill put that as a maybe, ill have to see to know
mhm, totally never smurfed either trust 👍🏼
Same 😅
dispite my positive (I think) winrate vs 2500s
Lol
Stockfish 16: You have Mate in 1
Me: Plays Qxc6+
Also Stockfish 16: It's a brilliant move. You now have mate in 2
If you're 250 and they're playing the best moves then you'd better ring the police as the average 250 player {insert joke here}
tbf this is also you @grim edge
Pixtic lol
did you filter for wins XD
top hat?
eh. I could do that without a filter, how many games?
👍🏼 thanks, but is it good that I play you after you have much more games? 21 games isnt a lot to base off of
bro must need accurate data
Alright thats fair enough ^ i can wait. Ive played much more games otb tbh but i understand
@restive storm 😂
I would rather prevent such, yes
Which is better? My pfp or this image
hmm maybe I should refine my cheater test
user ping instead of reply to message moment
thre are some questions you can legit ask a person
😂
Im slow lol
I only started playing OTB a few months ago and I ended up against a Uruguayan exchange student who was a 2000. Going against me was essentially committing serial murder
I dont “discord” much lol
Lil use user ping 
I have had a lot of spam of that shit before
only 2000?
🥂
🥱
Replies didnt use to exist haha. Cool feature
||/j||
Hi bots
🍻 ik bossman
Tell me a default emoji that you want to see in pixels
me when I tell a joke without saying /j at the end
isn't /j basically the online version of telling a joke and then right after saying to the person "that's a joke"
doesn't that defeat the purpose
I think so
yep
Yea true
"I did in fact just make a humorous comment"
some people arent aware
😭 aint no way
hard to tell through text
True true
Just be British, we get a secret sarcasm voice online
Colorado is better
I guess that makes sense although when talking online people can interpret messages any way they want
we got bonglord
actually I think bonglord said he went to alabama
anyways, he was in *colorado
Imagine this:
You suddenly have a mysterious inheritance left to you by an unknown distant relative.
Their will stipulates that you only get, per month, enough for pay rent in a modest apartment, buy food and other essentials, perhaps make a vehicle payment, and have a few hundred left over per month on top of that for recreation.
You aren’t wealthy in the sense that you have a bunch of liquid wealth at your disposal, but you never truly need to work to support yourself again.
What are you doing with your life?
Failing to read the full message and continuing with my life
his old account got banned, still active in TMC though
bonglord uses a new account
Also a modest apartment these days is £5.5 million per second. So I just don't rent and immediately am a millionaire, bam, cheated the system
TMC? You mean The Moon's Club?
I've also seen some familiar faces there
People I've seen back in early 2023
Guess the situation with this random thing
Queen sac backrank mate
Lmao
Queen sac backrank mate /s
Isn’t it moai?
You threw the queen at the other player during the game, blinding them and winning the game
The real queen gambit
Really is like a brilliant Queen sac
You sacrificed your queen for their eyesight

The glasses signify the fact that you're prepared if they try counterplay by stabbing their queen into your face
Yes, that's the target
Yea, thanks for throw facts
AMA mfs when I ask them where I buried their mother
correct
That main character
I still have no clue where you got the backrank mate from
!revive chat
hi
hi
hi
hi
nug uh
no leave
oh hello tutor
!revive
🫰
how do you do the check out this game thing
wdym
like how do I know which player to put first or second or does it not matter
like uh lemmie find one
like this one
Check out this #chess game: PotatoChesskid vs PersifleurJudas - https://www.chess.com/live/game/99080180857
































































1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. c3 Nc6 5. Bb5 Bd7 6. Bxc6 Bxc6 7. Nf3 f6 8. O-O fxe5 9. Nxe5 Nf6 10. Re1 cxd4 11. Nxc6 bxc6 12. Rxe6+ Kf7 13. Rxc6 dxc3 14. Nxc3 Bb4 15. Bg5 Bxc3 16. Rxc3 Rf8 17. Bxf6 Kxf6 18. Qh5 Ke6 19. Re1+ Kd6 20. Qe5+ Kd7 21. Qe6#
i still have no idea what u mean
look at the message I just sent
there are two players after the "game:" does it matter who I put first or second
yes
oh ok
so does the check out this game actually do anything
cuz I see people do it all the time
@sharp smelt smh hyper is mid
ok a little confused cuz I can't really read the context but I think you're basically saying it's the same thing as putting a link
ah you have an alt again
+615 you gotta win
https://www.chess.com/game/live/99111295053 everyone watch unity but dont comment unless in cc chat
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@grim edge I am legally allowed to tell you to take your time in rapid games
Unity, DO NOT OPEN THIS IMAGE
the image is for everyone else
well tahts surprising
(he didnt play the move)
im playing as well rn
umm, legally no but I wont have any way of knowing and it wouldnt change anything
Just a guess
@worn ice shut up
Huh?
Okay! I will watch
you never were really winning after you dropped ur knight back
when you said "im up a pawn", the eval was -1
Why both have different names? Alt?
?
gutt te paranda tera karda kamal ni
@grim edge still pisseed you missed this
i played blunder move. lost my rook breh
approved alt dw
!eng
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wdude still hasnt see it tho hehe
hate to saw it, but its an easy move
Okay :)
You weren't connected yesterday
really it's compulsory to talk in english
oh... ok?
Yes it's because moderator can moderate the chat. Because they don't know other all language. And if we talk English everyone can participate in the chat so :)
...
I'm pretty sure if we allowed people to speak in Hindi, half of this chat would become Hindi
And I'm not gonna deal with it
ok but any seprate chat place for regional lang..
it's little cheesy for me to talk in english
Not sure about it
So I'm grateful that this rule is actually enforced
We used to have. But they closed it. Because maybe I guess lot of channels was hard to moderate but I don't know .
UNITY DO NOT READ ||Unity keeps on missing moves||
My time has come
Who wanna play with me? :)
ill play one
Your time has just started!
I think they make some Indian moderators as well to come over this issue
active ones
check ur challenges @torpid lintel
Okay.
why my opponent just gave me a free queen

why do you lose games
im losing all semi end games
I do a botez gambit every now and then lol. It happens
whats taht/ i forgot. 5 years not touching or doing anything related to chess
It's basically giving away a free queen
i always starts to make more king moves instead of pushing pawns
Play Ke2 to activate the king
bongcloudddd
And March him towards the center to control more squares

nah sacking the queen for one or two pieces
oho. im turning the game around
Queen for 2 rooks is actually good in some cases tho
bad bad bad
botez gambit happens in opening how to sack for 2 rooks
me fr at 1000-1200 rating

You'd be surprised by the amount of newbies who plays this
- a4 e5 2. h4 Qe7 3. Ra3 d5 4. Rhh3
By posting the reels of Magnus on my story I made him famous among my class girls. Yesterday a girl msged me "I was thinking about u a lot when I saw Magnus Carlsen's video" 😂
botez gambit isn't a gambit then 😂
Out of 11 decisive games in tata steel only 1 was with white pieces
man chess is so racist!
nya
it's real kid.
Hi
chess.com gods are part of the nono clan!
Nope
yea like at least 2 people live there there so many!
fr lmao
my defending skills are like Hikaru playing with me always
unity leaked face reveal
becoming way too difficult to hold up
j
bro weighs 600 lbs
my trying to bring ur mother to church
help how do i do calligraphy
How much that in kg
75
68kg
79
Oh wow you’re fat
298
285 kg
2.204 pounds = 1kg
Under
yeah, so 68
@ chat
So the average American only weighs 1kg?
5*
There’s a decimal in there
God I wish I could be a bit taller
h
haha short bitch hahahahaha heshhshshshixjx
Thanks for playing with me :)
hi mohit :)
thanks for the game
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were rich
Don't be rude 
nooo i’m not i swear mohit 
Okay then wanna play?
sure :) i can only do three minutes
how tall even r u
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ah my link doesn’t work rn can i send it?
i sent it in game if that’s okay mohit
Sure!
My day just started 
Sounds like a personal problem to me 👍
i sent it
Time 4 u mate?
or do you want the link mohit?

https://play.chess.com/PbfrF @torpid lintel
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Challenge did not receive for some reasons
Is my best frnd V here?
i attempt to trade a knight in a losing endgame. opponent didnt take back, instead resigned. next opponent disconnected after move 3. what are my games
😭
how u sell this
Hi
it's for real joever there's actually nothing we can do
wsg
Cool name
thanks
NOO MATE BLUNDER
Unless you let chatgpt play white
Football hby
Chatgpt be like : Rfxe3💀
I’m not sure actually I just want the worse team to win cuz they vs the lions next week
Ohh american footballl
W
I thought that's the thousands separator?
Rams can suck it
Soccer is good
As a brazilian, I support the team Corinthians
I watched la galaxy a couple of times
What a team
It's a brazilian team
😔
what do we think of tottenham
not only arsenal
it’s like tottenham, arsenal, chelsea and west ham i feel like im missing one
It’s fine lol
You like any football players?
Both
what's football? what's soccer? I only know chess.
Futbol
i sent a blitz challenge
Alr
uhhhhh whoooppssss
gg v
Smhhhhh
d4 is so cringe

gg mohit, thank you for the games 
If you could only play one opening for the rest of your life, would it be e4 or d4
yes
Yes thanks for playing with me. It was fun. 
e
Or d not sure I like both
:O
hi
Hi
hi
What's the point?
hi
I saw something about soccer :)
all is hopeless
yes u watch soccer?
i saw how CRINGE it is
hell yee I also play soccer
Awesomeee
what team do you support
that a soccer team ?
i’m getting bullied by unity.
liverpool lol it’s a nickname
all is pointless
all is hopeless
I am worthless


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