💬〡general-off-topic

[glossy radish]

HELLOOOO I DONT WANNA GO TO UCLA

[verbal thunder]

i will and did

[random crest]

Nah he looks way better

[glossy radish]

good job

[glossy radish]

all asians look the same wdym

[minor spoke]

Nah I just woke up I’m good

[glossy radish]

whyd i get skilled

[minor spoke]

Lmao 💀 what

[glossy radish]

what did i do

[random crest]

Do u see his massive chin? He's not asian

[glossy radish]

ucla overrated

[minor spoke]

Cap

[glossy radish]

do u see his eyes

[grim edge]

Deal

[random crest]

Yes they're beautiful 😍

[glossy radish]

uci seems better

[verbal thunder]

i played like 12 games in 30 minutes

[glossy radish]

ikr

[minor spoke]

UCLA is 100% better

[glossy radish]

sigh

[minor spoke]

Ranked higher

[glossy radish]

guys ucla or uci?

[glossy radish]

almost my whole family went to uci

[minor spoke]

Both r great schools ranking wise ucla higher

[verbal thunder]

oh wait it was nowhere near 12

[grim edge]

Whoever plays megets 700 dollars

[minor spoke]

Then go to UCI lmao if u wanna continue the legacy

[grim edge]

Real

[glossy radish]

no money involved

[minor spoke]

Bast moment 💀

[tired wren]

lolz 💀

[glossy radish]

good idea :p i should aim higher tho

[grim edge]

Woahhhh a CM

[verbal thunder]

i dropped to 1578 in 2 games now im back to 1600

[grim edge]

You wanna play?

[grim edge]

Bro you won against a CM

[tired wren]

great, I'm still stuck at 800

[minor spoke]

Yeah u shud

[grim edge]

thats a win lol

[glossy radish]

yeah but what

[verbal thunder]

a cm is nothing

i aim for Im's and Fm's

[grim edge]

Still he was titles

[glossy radish]

that’s just for if you’re over 2k

[verbal thunder]

I beat a CM, IM and lost to an FM

[grim edge]

Whats a fm

[minor spoke]

There’s so many but also depends on ur major/field of interest

[verbal thunder]

fide master

[grim edge]

A f~~~ master

[glossy radish]

astrophysics

[grim edge]

Ohh ok

[glossy radish]

but like

i also wanna take law

heck

[tired wren]

that's f-ed up

[glossy radish]

what..

bc i’m interested in becoming a lawyer

[grim edge]

.

I hate scholars mate players

It dosnt matter if i play two great moves in a row

[cursive pawn]

Dont get mated by it

[grim edge]

I lose

[steel sigil]

Not a judge?

[glossy radish]

nah

[tired wren]

or a criminal

[grim edge]

Play me

[grim edge]

Or a prisoner

[steel sigil]

That's easy

[cursive pawn]

$20

[glossy radish]

no money involved

[steel sigil]

You don't need money 💰

[grim edge]

Bro i dont even have a cent

[tired wren]

or a mental patient

[cursive pawn]

Broke mf

[grim edge]

Why cant we play?

[tired wren]

I know right.... they haven't caught me yet

[grim edge]

Rich mf

[cursive pawn]

ok

[tired wren]

[steel sigil]

What crime you do 💔

[tired wren]

I replaced salt with coke in a restaurant

[grim edge]

Dosnt work lol

[cursive pawn]

Virus

[grim edge]

Dosnt ask why i press on links

[steel sigil]

Great job 😌🙌

[grim edge]

I have the best virus protector ever

[tired wren]

don't use asking us broke mfs to gift

[cursive pawn]

Rich mf

[tired wren]

thanks 🥸

[grim edge]

Play me and i will give you the virus protector

Gift*

[cursive pawn]

Ok later im poopin

[grim edge]

Why not while your on the toilet

Best place to do it

[tired wren]

I guess he meant he poopin pants

[cursive pawn]

Cuz toilet is cold

[tired wren]

see, he did

[grim edge]

Warm it up

[steel sigil]

😂😂

[cursive pawn]

And i gotta grab my order

Outside

[grim edge]

Well you can multi tab

[cursive pawn]

If i leave it outside it will freeze

[tired wren]

[glossy radish]

nekdrrior

[grim edge]

Why will no one play me 😥

[forest tusk]

hello

[glossy radish]

ur not a bishop master

[forest tusk]

how are you guys

[cursive pawn]

Ill play u just wait bruh

[tired wren]

get some wood and fire

[glossy radish]

tired, how are you?

[grim edge]

Bishops are better then rooks

[cursive pawn]

Impatient mf

[grim edge]

And knightsknights

[glossy radish]

ur not a bishop master

[grim edge]

Old mf

[forest tusk]

same

[cursive pawn]

Wat

[grim edge]

My simps are better then you

[weak cairn]

do people actually laugh when they see a chess meme

[grim edge]

Depends

[forest tusk]

yeah do you ?

[grim edge]

ThThere are some good ones

[weak cairn]

nah i refuse to believe there is a single funny chess meme

[grim edge]

Who wants a non chess joke

Ah nevernevermind

[weak cairn]

no

[grim edge]

YiYiYiYi I was gonna tell a time traveling joke but you guys didnt like it

[weak cairn]

that was a horrible joke

[forest tusk]

Fr lmao

[weak cairn]

never make a joke again

[grim edge]

YOUR A HORRIBLE JOKE 😭😭😭😭😭

[weak cairn]

woah why so mean 😢

[grim edge]

Lets settle this with a game of chess

[minor spoke]

Whats happening

[weak cairn]

lets not

[minor spoke]

Holy 5 mods

[grim edge]

I bet im better

[minor spoke]

Now 4

[merry vine]

what

[weak cairn]

you are probably

[forest tusk]

what's your rating ??

[grim edge]

4357

[weak cairn]

he knows we didn't like it because he time travelled

thats the joke

[forest tusk]

you mean -4357

[merry vine]

that is the worst joke i have ever heard in my entire life

[grim edge]

Im stockfishfrom the future

[forest tusk]

lmao

[grim edge]

Stop hating on me

Its bad for your teeth

[weak cairn]

you're the first person i recommend a joke book to

[forest tusk]

and the last

[weak cairn]

nah we got other special cases in this server

............

[forest tusk]

lmao

[grim edge]

Noproof

am always prepared on order of the Workers–Peasants' Government to rise to the defense of my Motherland, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics and as a fighting man of the Workers–Peasants' Red Army, I promise to defend it bravely, skillfully, with dignity and honor, sparing neither my blood nor my life itselfitselfitselfitself

Play me or i hold your family hostage

[weary heron]

i resigned here

[daring oyster]

Yall im getting banned

Wtf

I swear he was stupid the whole game its 21 moves

[minor spoke]

What 💀

[daring oyster]

Yeaaa

Bro probably pressed report without seeing the game review

[lone zenith]

lmaooo

[daring oyster]

Am i getting banned

[lone zenith]

relatable asf bro

[lone zenith]

ping mods andf ask

[upbeat viper]

ain't much

[daring oyster]

Uhhh

[upbeat viper]

I did so many 100% games

smh

[lone zenith]

damn basty what abt me? 🥺

[alpine stream]

just say that he played badly and you were amazing player in this game 🙂

[grim edge]

can anyone help me with something?

[daring oyster]

Random flex but ok

[lone zenith]

OHH YOUR 1400-1500??

[daring oyster]

Yes

[lone zenith]

nvm then

[alpine stream]

dang

[daring oyster]

Thats problemo

[lone zenith]

i got 99% at 900-1000 lvl

[alpine stream]

yuh

[daring oyster]

Bro the game so stupid like wait im sending

[lone zenith]

IM prob the one getting banned

[daring oyster]

Check out this #chess game: PotatoChesskid vs PersifleurJudas - https://www.chess.com/live/game/99080180857

[worn ice]

PotatoChesskid (1474) vs. PersifleurJudas (1459)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. c3 Nc6 5. Bb5 Bd7 6. Bxc6 Bxc6 7. Nf3 f6 8. O-O fxe5 9. Nxe5 Nf6 10. Re1 cxd4 11. Nxc6 bxc6 12. Rxe6+ Kf7 13. Rxc6 dxc3 14. Nxc3 Bb4 15. Bg5 Bxc3 16. Rxc3 Rf8 17. Bxf6 Kxf6 18. Qh5 Ke6 19. Re1+ Kd6 20. Qe5+ Kd7 21. [Qe6#] 

[alpine stream]

💀

[daring oyster]

Uhh

[grim edge]

yo chat

[daring oyster]

Still no brilliant move!

[grim edge]

any idea on how to temporarily cure depression?

[daring oyster]

Yes

[grim edge]

tell

[daring oyster]

touching grass rn omg

[grim edge]

im dead seerios

[daring oyster]

Bro wrong server

[grim edge]

oh

[lone zenith]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/97843856061?tab=review&move=30

[worn ice]

sleepy_zabrahim (997) vs. coffin4ash (1014)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. Bxc6 dxc6 5. h3 Bd6 6. Nc3 O-O 7. O-O Bb4 8. Nxe5 Bxc3 9. dxc3 Qe7 10. Bf4 Nxe4 11. Re1 Nd6 12. Ng6 fxg6 13. Rxe7 Rxf4 14. Rxc7 Ne4 15. Qd8+ Rf8 16. Qe7 

[lone zenith]

grind workout?

[grim edge]

its midnight here

and i went to gym this morning

[random crest]

Working out doesn't help

[lone zenith]

go sleep then

[minor spoke]

Watch skibidi toilet

[lone zenith]

that shit causes depression

[grim edge]

depression and uncertainity keeps me up

[alpine stream]

watch cocomelon 💀

[lone zenith]

take sleep medicines?

[grim edge]

hope its not something random

[minor spoke]

LMAO if u havent watched it do not, it will scar u

[grim edge]

dont have any ryt now

[lone zenith]

toilets with hjuman heads. dont watvh

[grim edge]

damn

[minor spoke]

Watch baby shark

That will cure everything

[grim edge]

noo

[alpine stream]

i forgot the name of the head / human head in the toilet

sad

[grim edge]

dont tell me its dababy

[minor spoke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osqf4oIK0E8

Watch this

[alpine stream]

no way

[alpine stream]

nope

[shadow night]

: (

[lone zenith]

skibidi toilet

[alpine stream]

ja

[grim edge]

great...now im am depressed and traumatised

[minor spoke]

Lmao, now watch ppap to counteract that

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> letrolls

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Rapid: 1111 (1186 peak)
Blitz: 928 (969 peak)
Bullet: 714 (752 peak)

[alpine stream]

listen to music 🙂

[shadow night]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bartoloměj Filip Houšť (borec2022)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 870 (1041 peak)
Blitz: 871 (peak)
Bullet: 923 (929 peak)

[alpine stream]

sad

[grim edge]

ah

[alpine stream]

i had streamer role

[grim edge]

which one?

[alpine stream]

idk, what kind of music do you like?

[grim edge]

hiphops

but i dont want hiphops now

[minor spoke]

Friendships by pascal letoublon

[grim edge]

ty so much

[minor spoke]

Was that sarcastic

[alpine stream]

his name is Alexey Gerasimov

[grim edge]

nop

[minor spoke]

Oh w

[grim edge]

im listening to it

wait wth...this is yt 5min hacks music

lol

[minor spoke]

Just play that on loop

Its so therapeutic

[grim edge]

sure lol

i feel like listening to turi ip ip now

[frosty pine]

ur ip is 3.14159265358979323846 (chess.com its literally pi dont ban me)

[minor spoke]

😭

[frosty pine]

drinks

[shadow night]

yay I found he best move

[frosty pine]

YEPPE

[grim edge]

sure thats the format my systems work on

[frosty pine]

yes

[silent quest]

It doesn't end there

[frosty pine]

ur right

[shadow night]

Could someone analysis that game to check if i got a brilliant?

[minor spoke]

Ur mom doesnt end there

[frosty pine]

this better? 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393

[grim edge]

keep going

[frosty pine]

nah going to get banned for spam XD

[lone zenith]

solid argument (I aint reading all that)

what happened 💀 is this during your match?

[minor spoke]

Whos liam

[lone zenith]

sup

[frosty pine]

ikr? really fascitating language i have

[frosty pine]

he existed so mods bullied him

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/__CRWE-L45k?si=-P12UvUDcBV8n319

this worked

[shadow night]

Could someone analyze please?

[lone zenith]

well chat i gtg log off bye @umbral wind @silent quest @shadow night 🫶

[frosty pine]

man americans suck at chess so bad

[lone zenith]

Bf7!!

[frosty pine]

bro forgor bout me :C

[grim edge]

bye hamood masalama

[lone zenith]

@frosty pine deserves his own farewell 🤗 💕 🫶

[shadow night]

genius

[frosty pine]

😄

[frosty pine]

americans suck at chess

[lone zenith]

you too bro. I can't forget the new guy 〰️ .

[finite forum]

okay

[grim edge]

why is there bint

[lone zenith]

i like to make ppl think im a girl

[grim edge]

dude u got a name of a dude and a girl

[forest tusk]

you need help

[lone zenith]

lmaooo ik

[grim edge]

why/?'

[lone zenith]

No I need more ELO 😡

[frosty pine]

L to the ppl who believe tht

[lone zenith]

it actually works tho no?

[forest tusk]

what's your rating

[lone zenith]

clearly not enough

[forest tusk]

??

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zabrahim walakhamood (sleepy_zabrahim)

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Rapid: 1022 (peak)
Blitz: 610 (559 peak)
Bullet: 1120 (peak)

[frosty pine]

thx albert

[lone zenith]

💀 yall just ignore my blitz pls i just troll

[grim edge]

u wanna catfish ppl so they purposely lose to u becus they think ur a girl with yk girl things and not girl from thailand?

[frosty pine]

bro im 300 in elite tournament 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kiyotaka (ayanokoji-50)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1001 (peak)
Blitz: 1001 (peak)
Bullet: 1005 (peak)

[forest tusk]

i need to get over the 1000

[frosty pine]

just do it

[forest tusk]

i can't

[grim edge]

my rating just fell like fk

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lord4k11

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Rapid: 1043 (1212 peak)
Blitz: 1158 (1248 peak)

[winter cedar]

Yo guys. it's worth getting premium on chess

[frosty pine]

bro im 300 in elite tournament 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

practise more

i got a few games

[lone zenith]

nah i just like how illogical my name is

[grim edge]

thats very haram yk that right

[frosty pine]

bro "300 is a room with 2 sides, the absolute pros and the newbies who just started, im in beetween" -Levy Rozman

[lone zenith]

@grim edge just so yk, you can right click on a persons pfp, and click apps, then chess.com profile to see their acc

[lone zenith]

wait what 💀

[frosty pine]

destroing orphans is fun

[wet terrace]

bruh lol

[frosty pine]

expecially on cod

[grim edge]

Where do i send link?

[grim edge]

i use browser ..cant see em

[lone zenith]

damn just use app fe

[frosty pine]

this is why chess.com stopped the dualingo collab

[grim edge]

my pc wont run discord

[graceful pecan]

rip

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> goobycheeksmanmaster

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 459 (437 peak)
Blitz: 289 (peak)
Bullet: 402 (512 peak)

[grim edge]

so ur basically an attacking savant?

[frosty pine]

@bold peak tournament?

[bold peak]

What

[frosty pine]

what's a savant (sry english not tht good)

[frosty pine]

what league r u in?

[bold peak]

Champion why

[frosty pine]

nice

[grim edge]

levi's dialogues reference lol

[grim edge]

elite

[frosty pine]

elo?

[grim edge]

1000 something

[frosty pine]

L then

im 300 and elite

ur 700 elo more than me and same league

[grim edge]

do yk why?

[frosty pine]

no

[grim edge]

becus leagues depend on how many games u play and win

not how many u lose

[frosty pine]

elo too

[grim edge]

never

[novel moat]

No

[grim edge]

lol

[frosty pine]

elo depends on how u play, win and lose

[grim edge]

bro thinks hes in elite because of his 300 elo

[novel moat]

[frosty pine]

[neon pond]

change in elo depends on how well you play

[frosty pine]

how well and if u win, lose or stalemate (depending on position)

[neon pond]

the elo itself doesn't affect your league

[grim edge]

dude when u win a game u get like 15 points ....and when u defeat the points u get in a week with other ppl in same league u get promoted....u can easily gain/lose elo in the process

[spark apex]

The importance of time management in Blitz is fascinating

[neon pond]

league is really just how much you play

[grim edge]

[neon pond]

wym just bullet out the moves and let them think

[frosty pine]

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-fire-fnaf-3-ending-hospital-disaster-gif-1976739374427047349

[spark apex]

if you're 2500 blitz strength and just play 1.5x faster you can easily get 2800

[grim edge]

league is bs tbh

[frosty pine]

markipliers ded

[abstract mantle]

market pliers :((

[grim edge]

wait really?

[abstract mantle]

no

[grim edge]

lol

[spark apex]

likewise there are GM's who are 2400 only because they lose 80% of their games by timeout

[abstract mantle]

market plier died in a fire :(((

[frosty pine]

mark but pliers

[shadow night]

noobs

[abstract mantle]

marklit pliars

[solid schooner]

puzzle time is almost starting

we are about to do puzzles

[graceful pecan]

and there is me losing 80% because i'm a turtle

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-jojos-bizarre-adventure-battle-tendency-joseph-joestar-gif-27200981

[frosty pine]

♪i hope u die in a fire!♪

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-fire-fnaf-3-ending-hospital-disaster-gif-1976739374427047349

[frosty pine]

rock and stone

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/belarusian-belarus-anime-girl-flag-nationalist-gif-7295931810494868799

[solid schooner]

warm up

[frosty pine]

im a communist

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-diet-gone-gif-5037705

[frosty pine]

LET HIM COOK🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[frosty pine]

agree communism was so good

[neon pond]

communism was the second best thing to happen to humanity

[frosty pine]

what was first?

[neon pond]

hawaiian pizza

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-landa-inglorious-bastards-cackle-gif-22531093

[frosty pine]

cuz ik i was the second wworst to ever happen to orphans

[neon pond]

bro x.x

[frosty pine]

im italian and i approve this message cuz its just 🔛 🔝

[neon pond]

frfr

[frosty pine]

bro my X (twitter) bio is litterally "the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans"

[finite forum]

okay

[frosty pine]

helo

[finite forum]

hello jambrax12

[frosty pine]

u ready to destroy lil orphan kids at chess?

[finite forum]

WHAT

[upbeat viper]

no promotion @grim edge

[frosty pine]

hi mod

[upbeat viper]

read #〘📝〙rules please

[upbeat viper]

yo

[frosty pine]

lemme read rq

[shadow night]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUzKZAe7o3k

What the hell

[frosty pine]

WAIT MR MOD WHEN WILL "happy hour magnus" COME????????????

[upbeat viper]

wut

[frosty pine]

magnus month aint it?

[magic sonnet]

He'll have a good night out with his mum and dad's in bed 🛏️

[upbeat viper]

idk smh

[frosty pine]

🫃

[frosty pine]

pls add "happy hour magnus" (yk what i mean)

[upbeat viper]

[shadow night]

Thoughts on this move?

[frosty pine]

imma say in asterics cuz i dont want mute

dr*nk magnus (levy rozman's request)

[grim edge]

Why did you censor drunk

[frosty pine]

cuz idk

[solid schooner]

@neon pond any ideas?

[wet terrace]

||idk||

[robust mango]

hi

[shadow night]

b7

[robust mango]

anybodyddown to play chess

[solid schooner]

instinct tells me Qa4 or Bxe5

[graceful pecan]

bxd5 and Qc3 look good tbh

[solid schooner]

there might be Rd5 and it is a draw

[graceful pecan]

was thinking bxd5 and bh5

[grim edge]

When in doubt deliver checks

[graceful pecan]

?what about bxd5 rxd5 and rc8?

[acoustic mason]

Qa3+

[frosty pine]

afk

[neon pond]

Bh6+?

[nova verge]

Yo

[solid schooner]

interesting that

was what i was looking at

[neon pond]

the pawn defending the knight is pinned

[graceful pecan]

but bh6 might be working aswell, i'm to lazy to calculate that long line

[solid schooner]

it is 3000 rated puzzle

[grim edge]

Yea but pin the knight first

Oh it’s a puzzle

[neon pond]

bh6, then bishop takes knight

[solid schooner]

how about Bh6 there might be f4 and we run into complication

[graceful pecan]

i'm seeing bg4 and bh6 ideas

seems promising

[solid schooner]

need to get the king to d1 for that to wokr

i was trying to make Qa4 work in the sequence

[neon pond]

if f4 then take the knight and qc3

[winter cedar]

rb8, Qb1+

[solid schooner]

so we have Bxd5 bh6 Rb8 Rc8 Qa4 ideas in our sequence

gotta play the right move order

[graceful pecan]

something like bg4 rook moves to d2 gives bh6 and if rook goes d3 knight is hanging

[neon pond]

i like bh6

[grim edge]

Howdy fellas

[solid schooner]

i dont like Bg4 idea

[solid schooner]

howdy

[graceful pecan]

if i play bh6 imeadiatly he blocks, thats why i like bg4 as it kinda prevent the f pawn to be strong

[solid schooner]

your queen s hanging my dear

[graceful pecan]

oh i see

[winter cedar]

If white Qxg4, then play Rb8 and Qb1+

[solid schooner]

Bxd5 Rxd5 Qc3

are we on board with this?

[silent quest]

It doesn't end there

[neon pond]

i mean after bxd5 isn't there just qc3 rb8 mate

or else we walk out with a piece

[solid schooner]

Rxd5

Qc3 Kd1

[silent quest]

I thought i was in chess talk

[neon pond]

free knight after that?

wait no mb

[solid schooner]

the knight is protected

Bxd5 Rxd5 Qc3 Kd1 is where we stopped everyone

Rb8 seems promissing

[rotund elk]

why cant bishop on e3 take knight on d4

[twin moon]

Merry Christmas

[acoustic mason]

π

[winter cedar]

Bxd5 cxd5 Qc3+ Kb2 Rb8#

[graceful pecan]

rb8 kd1 is just lost right? rb1 kd2 free kngiht?

[solid schooner]

you wanna play Rb1 first?

[winter cedar]

Knight c4 has to block Rb8 though

[solid schooner]

WAIT ARE WE ALL ON BOARD THAT BD5 is the first move

because i am playing it

[neon pond]

ye

[solid schooner]

@graceful pecan ?

[graceful pecan]

yeah i'm convinced bd5 is right

[pliant charm]

what are we doing

[solid schooner]

guess what

[neon pond]

guys

[solid schooner]

it was incorrect

[graceful pecan]

although there might be complications if we start with bh6 then bxd5 but idk

[neon pond]

the queen is trapped kinda if we can put a bishop on f6

[solid schooner]

LOL bh6 first

[neon pond]

IM HIM

[solid schooner]

Bh6 and then Bxd5 AND PUZZLE IS OVER

[graceful pecan]

bro

[neon pond]

lmfao

i saw this fr

[graceful pecan]

i was calculating like bh6 f5 stuff

[pliant charm]

new puzzle dropped huh

[shadow night]

brilliant?

[sweet pond]

hello

[radiant flame]

no, u blundered ur knight

[grim edge]

man im destroying 400 elo

[neon pond]

rook check right away?

[solid schooner]

Rg1 or Qd7

[shadow night]

[pliant charm]

makes sense they have like 3 braincells
No offense

[solid schooner]

f5 even

[neon pond]

rg1 i think

[neon pond]

whats f5

[solid schooner]

bishop gets into game

[sweet pond]

Im hosting a chess tournament with prizes on lichess next weekend. The entry fee is 25 dollars. First place prize will be 125 and 2nd place prize will be 75. There will also be U1850 prize of 50 bucks. If anyone is interested dm me

[pliant charm]

no

[grim edge]

i know im joking

[solid schooner]

i was looking at Rg1 Kh5

[weak cairn]

mf is tryna profit???

[graceful pecan]

Qd7 qg2 kd1 qf3 kc2 qe4 kb3 running into a2 safe idk? then qxf7 would be mate but idk

[solid schooner]

Rg5 Kh4

[sweet pond]

entry fee is paid through paypal and prizes will also be paid out through paypal

[graceful pecan]

checkmate with bishcop at end

[shadow night]

thats a nice checkmate

[sweet pond]

im not gonna profit as much Im just doing this for fun lol

[solid schooner]

Qd7 Be7?

[graceful pecan]

yeah my brains aren't working today

[winter hound]

hmmm

[grim edge]

I want to ask how can I avoid blunders

[solid schooner]

Rg1 kh5

[shadow night]

Dont do them

[acoustic mason]

what if you get less than 10 signups, are you gonna cover the difference?

[pliant charm]

look at what's covered by your enemy

[grim edge]

Bro your brain is amazing 🤩

[solid schooner]

DAMN IT MIGHT BE f5 exf Rg1 Kh5 Rg5 Kh4 Rf3?

[tame root]

Hi

[shadow night]

Dont make this mistake

[pliant charm]

positional blunders at low levels are nothing nobody catches them there don't worry about dumb blunders

[tame root]

I'm new

[halcyon glacier]

@thick spade Hi bro, check messages

[solid schooner]

but wait there is Qxd2

nvm the pawn is pinned

i think the first move is f5 @graceful pecan

[sage light]

the satisfaction of crushing french players >

[graceful pecan]

was thinking that to but how is it checkmate? after like ex

[grim edge]

I do most of the blunders bc i don't have patience I move my pieces to quick

[solid schooner]

Rg1 @graceful pecan

[shadow night]

Hey could you anaylise on of my matches

[pliant charm]

Yeah don't do that

[solid schooner]

Kh5 only move

Rg5+ Kh4 again only move

[graceful pecan]

yeah so far i saw

[solid schooner]

Rc3!

you cant take it with the pawn it is pinned

if Qe4 Re3

[graceful pecan]

owh

that's actually smart

[solid schooner]

damn tho first nice find of the day

imagine if it not the right move

[graceful pecan]

would never find that move but it's really a nice one

[solid schooner]

OFC IT IS NOT f5

[shadow night]

[solid schooner]

dang it

Rg1 no f5

[graceful pecan]

whait what? i maybe thought someting like queen d7 and f5 but not sure what it is now

[solid schooner]

lol it was Rg1 Kf5 Qd1 Be7 Qg4Ke4

[humble summit]

How do I know what card my chess.com subscription is going to charge?

[solid schooner]

Rg2!

[tacit knot]

any1 match?

[solid schooner]

some stupid things

[desert nimbus]

Rg1+ .... Kf5 Rxf7+ Ke4 what should be the move in here?

[weak cairn]

the one you put in

[solid schooner]

Rf7 is wrong

[desert nimbus]

ok

[solid schooner]

it is Qd1!!

[graceful pecan]

i guess we just focus on the wrong things...

[desert nimbus]

i see

[solid schooner]

Rc3 idea was fire tho

[graceful pecan]

was really clever

[desert nimbus]

yeah Rc3 seems good there

[solid schooner]

here the puzzl is simple i think

calc all possible moves due to this being lc

[desert nimbus]

i do

near a year

[upbeat viper]

of course

[weak cairn]

11 years old??

[desert nimbus]

Ok

[grim edge]

[weak cairn]

you're too young for discord 😭

[upbeat viper]

That was my streak last year

Kek

2^8

how pretty

[graceful pecan]

intuition says prob taking on a4

[solid schooner]

nah i dont like it

Rxc2 Nxb6 Bxd3

you are down a piece

[neon jacinth]

Why is my puzzle 2900 and my elo is 1350😭😭

[upbeat viper]

because you know you need to find tactics

[graceful pecan]

rxa4 bxa4 kxa4

[solid schooner]

oh Rxa4

but still i dont like it

[graceful pecan]

rxb3 not that stupid?

[solid schooner]

i was thinking about capturing on b5

now that you mention it Rb1b3 looks nice

[graceful pecan]

calculating this bxb5 rxc3 nxc3 nd5

[solid schooner]

ofc there are complications like Ng4 ideas

[languid thistle]

I am an IM i will train anyone who wants to get trained

[solid schooner]

K=king N= knight

you are making me confused

[acoustic mason]

500-999

[languid thistle]

Where

[acoustic mason]

roles

[graceful pecan]

mybad😅

meant with k the kngiht

[grim edge]

Observe esta partida de #chess: Be0401 vs radovanrakicevic - https://www.chess.com/live/game/99085488753

[worn ice]

Be0401 (125) vs. radovanrakicevic (101)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Bb4 3. c3 Bc5 4. d4 Bd6 5. Ng5 f6 6. Nf7 Kxf7 7. Bc4+ Ke7 8. Qh5 exd4 9. Qf7# 

[languid thistle]

Which game

[acoustic mason]

your discord roles

[peak plank]

/???

[solid schooner]

solving puzzles

[winter hound]

where do i run connect command

[grim edge]

The Knight sacrifice was a blunder or brilliant?

[peak plank]

you already are connected dw

[languid thistle]

Sorry i only play tic tac toe

[acoustic mason]

anywhere, but seems like you already did it

[winter hound]

ok

thanks

[graceful pecan]

if i had this position i would play rook b1xb3 but i might get worried about backrank mate somewhere

[solid schooner]

no the knight is saveguarding it

the problem is what's the differnce betwen Rb1b3 and Rb4b3

[languid thistle]

Guys i am an official international master in tic tac toe i will train anyone who wants please ping

[solid schooner]

nvm it is the queen being involved

[upbeat viper]

solved game

[solid schooner]

\

[finite forum]

okay guys

[sharp gyro]

What is the likelihood of a guy cheating if he played with 90% accuracy in 960

[finite forum]

0.2

[acoustic mason]

in a 6 move game, pretty low

[solid schooner]

@graceful pecan playing Rb1b3 if you agree

[finite forum]

i dont

[sharp gyro]

Nope full 40 move game

[acoustic mason]

still not a certainty. could have just been a good game

[solid schooner]

yea or nea @graceful pecan

[graceful pecan]

I'm really doubting but its the best i can see i guess?? Keep in mind that i'm 1500 elo don't trust my word😅

[sharp gyro]

Ye I suppose I'm just mad I play the best 10 min 960 game of my life with 75% and he beats me with 90%

[solid schooner]

incorrect...

no way in hell we would fine the correct move

[acoustic mason]

if your opponent makes a lot of blunders, high accuracy isn't hard. can't make conclusions from simple metrics

[solid schooner]

you would find it by a misclick

[graceful pecan]

Whats it supposed to be

[solid schooner]

Qb2 Ng4 Rf1

puzzle over

lichess puzzles are the best

[graceful pecan]

Bruh

[sharp gyro]

I factored that in I made 1 blunder 5 inaccurate moves and 0 mistakes

[graceful pecan]

Thats just saying that white only can defend, eveeything else is worse?

[solid schooner]

yea or drawish

[sharp gyro]

He just played the best move 9/10 times

[solid schooner]

white's position is 2.5 lol

+2.5 which is crazy

[finite forum]

why not 15k elo? be better

[graceful pecan]

Yea havent played much on lichess but they tend to have these puzzles alot

[acoustic mason]

if you think he did just report it

[solid schooner]

g4 is perfectly tempting

[graceful pecan]

Dargn, i guess trading pieces allows black to defend better, his d pawb is really weak

[solid schooner]

also getting out of pin

[rich crystal]

chess talk is ded what afre we doin here

[graceful pecan]

G4, bd3 annoying?

Actually not so clear

Why not f3

[rich crystal]

theres a pawn on c4

[rich crystal]

would be hard pushing g4 later

idk I would just check e1 and take the pawn on c3 keeping it simple

winning anyways

[graceful pecan]

True

Lichess puzles are more annoying

But i think f3 along with qe1 is deadly though

[minor owl]

Boring aah chat

[cold agate]

Guys I need some piece of advice, I recently watched a video on how to blunder less, the person said that you should never put your pieces on a undefended square, what if there is a piece haning, what if we are in the endgame with rooks and pawns, what do I do?

[solid schooner]

so we believe g4 or f3 is correct?

[rich crystal]

idk same logic applies there as well most of the times

[solid schooner]

wait there might be Qe3 also

[rich crystal]

idk Qe1+ appeals to meas well

[cold agate]

so if my oponent blunder a pawn or their queen I just dont take it?

[acoustic mason]

endgame isn't possible with that logic

[graceful pecan]

Qe1 looks good to ye

[rich crystal]

if they blunder something you obviously do take it being carefl that you don blunder something in turn

[rich crystal]

that depends upon one's level,,at lower levels those logic might just work

[silent quest]

You dont take it when they mouse slip that's sportsmanship

[dense tundra]

Danny needs to restock the hoodies I know chess.com loves money...

[cold agate]

mhm, And if I have a plan, for I see a possible checkmate but I need to place a piece on a unprotected square?

[solid schooner]

nah i dont like that at all

[acoustic mason]

so in a rook endgame you can only move your rook within one square of your king?

[rich crystal]

Imma take it anyways...yes I am a bad sport..cus theres no other option...in lichess atleast I'll accept takebacks if they mouselip

[graceful pecan]

I think g4 is prob objectively good but if its better above qe1 and f3 idk

[cold agate]

If they mouse slip it's their fault.

[solid schooner]

Qe3 is something i like

[cold agate]

For not handling their mouse correctly

[silent quest]

Smh you lack the sports spirit

[pliant charm]

see how they can attack your piece if you put it there

[graceful pecan]

I think qe1 taking pawns is fine but the other moves have checkmate in sight

[rich crystal]

Its fine as long as you dont blunder the piece by some tactic gotta be aware of any tactics like skewers

[silent quest]

Fair

[solid schooner]

DEF no Qe1 i dont get the point of bringing the king closer

[rich crystal]

Naa but idk sometimes even that is fine tbh cus most rook endgames are simple enough to be drawish in real games but no thats not a good idea true

[pliant charm]

so we should play Qg4 hanging our queen 🗣️

[silent quest]

Am i high i see the board moving

[cold agate]

Yeah, I noticed recently that I was blundering a lot of pieces and hanging pieces in my games.

[graceful pecan]

What is your idea after qe3?

[solid schooner]

doesnt let them check

[cold agate]

No that's an illusion.

[solid schooner]

and Qg3 f3 is the idea

[rich crystal]

Why is checking so scary bruh

[shadow night]

What is the best move

[solid schooner]

it isnt but queen being on g3 is nice

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 881 (1724 peak)
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[tacit knot]

😦

[solid schooner]

solving puzzle here dont do idiotic stuff like these

would play g4 or Qe3 Here

[shadow night]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1019680543966777445/1101015863915708436/watermark.gif

[silent quest]

He got me

[pliant charm]

that's just how this server makes you when you see general

[graceful pecan]

I don't like the qe3 and then f3 but thats because i'm not really patient

[solid schooner]

lets move to chess talk some idiots cant contain themselves

[silent quest]

Yea no shit

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/xd-meme-funny-emoji-gif-15406750

[pliant charm]

your brain immediately shuts down when you get here

I don't have brain power right now my brain works on 2 batteries when I'm here

[rich crystal]

g4 looks good enough

[solid schooner]

chess talk

[warped vigil]

@agile eagle i've decided you're sus

[graceful pecan]

Like white has no way into checkmating unless you allow ra7 kf6 and ng3 so i guess g4 would be looking better

[solid schooner]

go to chess talk

[solid schooner]

go to chess talk

[solid schooner]

go to chess talk

[warped vigil]

y

[solid schooner]

solving puzzles

[peak plank]

I think he's okay

[pliant charm]

what if you didn't want to solve puzzles

[shadow night]

Then you need energizer

[pliant charm]

true

[winter hound]

lmao

[umbral horizon]

i dont have school tomorrow lfg

[shadow night]

I wanna get to 1200 : (

[umbral horizon]

embed fail

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-19411985

[winter hound]

: (

[umbral horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-heavy-hevy-gif-18629067

[agile eagle]

Ok

[pliant charm]

I'm convinced I'm hard stuck at 1050's
I keep getting to 1100 and losing the dumbest games I've ever played
every game lost just keeps getting worse

[winter hound]

daniel get me coffe moment

[winter hound]

bro is 1200 and says this 💀

[pliant charm]

no thats because I got to 1200 and incredibly
Lost
10 games in a row

don't ask how I did that

now I'm 1079 or something

[winter hound]

i was once 450 or smthing

i m 200 smthing now

💀

[pliant charm]

what an improvement

🗣️

[winter hound]

ikr

thats how i knew this aint for me

[peak plank]

||Not in school? ||

[spark apex]

Have you considered f3

[solid schooner]

go to chess talk

[warped vigil]

how does this look

[upbeat viper]

ugly

[minor spoke]

Ew

[glossy radish]

blblblblbllbl

[winter hound]

bruh

[warped vigil]

💀

[marble heron]

yo

😳

[glossy radish]

ew cheaters

[minor spoke]

OOGWAY

Do I look like a queen

[azure heart]

well well well

[minor spoke]

R u assuming my gender

[valid swan]

worst rizz no offense

[minor spoke]

HOLY UR PFP

Ahhhhh

[valid swan]

thats me

[marble heron]

mans trapped

[minor spoke]

About me says good looking

[glossy radish]

is he wrong

[valid swan]

cuz I am

[minor spoke]

Cap

[glossy radish]

hi pixie

[peak plank]

-5 degrees here, snowing and I still got school 😦

[glossy radish]

ur just jealous of his good looks

[minor spoke]

And why would I be

[valid swan]

I know right

[glossy radish]

my desk is so messy for no reason

[valid swan]

because you cant take your eyes of me

[glossy radish]

real

[minor spoke]

I still can’t dox u

[valid swan]

jk

[glossy radish]

i can

[abstract mantle]

qc5 uwu

[peak plank]

🥱

[minor spoke]

Cap

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[valid swan]

you have a lot of roles

[glossy radish]

nug uh

[minor spoke]

Ahhahshdhkrowoakmdnfnrkaknsj

[peak plank]

I hate to say it, but it's normal here

[median saffron]

get ur education up

[peak plank]

How TF did you know

[minor spoke]

Know what

[peak plank]

Oh nvm

[minor spoke]

??!

[peak plank]

Thought it was my password for a second

[minor spoke]

LMAO

[valid swan]

Hey, I know this sounds really random but I think your cute I was wondering if we could get to know each other more

[median saffron]

why it so cold for u guys

[minor spoke]

[median saffron]

Isn’t texass supposed to be not cold

[minor spoke]

East coast or nah

[valid swan]

my rizz was not good enough for you to write that all on your own

[peak plank]

Yeah I had to run to classes

[abstract mantle]

lol same here my school got canceled cause of the low temps

actually the entire district got a day off

[minor spoke]

Why can’t u drop more hints

[iron barn]

Celsius

[valid swan]

its 31f where I am

[abstract mantle]

i got mine at 11

[iron barn]

💀

[abstract mantle]

an email that said only essential workers willbe working tomorrow

i hate the cold

[minor spoke]

It’s 54 where I am rn

[iron barn]

i had to casually walk to school at those temps

the skin from my right ear was peeling from how dry it was lol

[median saffron]

But why

[iron barn]

after a few days

[median saffron]

Use car ☠️

[iron barn]

only 5th grade and below get to stay at home

im a 10th grader

[valid swan]

Im homeschooled so.........

[median saffron]

wat kind of garbage is that

[valid swan]

guess

[rose bison]

Hello

[valid swan]

lmao way higher

[abstract mantle]

im 285,582,102 🥰

[median saffron]

i have to go two days a week

[valid swan]

higher

higher

[vocal kettle]

Hey

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-type-type-typing-gif-4348094406361571449

[median saffron]

14

[valid swan]

higher

higher

[iron barn]

14.71

[rose bison]

12.999

[median saffron]

Bro is trying to catch this man lacking

[valid swan]

close

[iron barn]

15.12

[rose bison]

6

[median saffron]

15

[iron barn]

14.2345

[valid swan]

yes sir

[median saffron]

Bro is counting down

[rose bison]

So you are 6

[valid swan]

untiy your still in your mothers womb you shouldnt be talking

[minor spoke]

I am 2

[valid swan]

lol

[glossy radish]

h

[median saffron]

we have evidence

ur cooked

[minor spoke]

n

[valid swan]

lol

[glossy radish]

j

[valid swan]

NA

[rose bison]

Lol i tricked him

[minor spoke]

???????

[valid swan]

im not 6

[glossy radish]

i hate school

[valid swan]

im not 6

lol

[sage light]

chocolate getting banned

[glossy radish]

i haven’t done my hw

[median saffron]

yeah but i am

[valid swan]

my bad

[minor spoke]

WHY

[valid swan]

im 15

[minor spoke]

Smh lacking as usual

[glossy radish]

cuz ur two

[upbeat viper]

Dummy

[glossy radish]

it’s been three days

[valid swan]

guys I replied to wrong message

[upbeat viper]

Don't send that

[minor spoke]

Right

[glossy radish]

hi bye

[upbeat viper]

Idiotic move

[restive storm]

Bros stupid💀

[minor spoke]

Bro why do even have that

[upbeat viper]

I blame you for sending the screenshot

[sage light]

u said ur 2

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ihatechess

This is the Chess.com profile of ihatechess. Take a look!

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

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Bullet: 1706 (1724 peak)

[sage light]

and people reported you

[upbeat viper]

Cool

[minor spoke]

Bro two year olds aren’t this smart

[upbeat viper]

That's still low

[sage light]

so ggs i guess bruh

[valid swan]

how did you learn to type at such a young age?????

[upbeat viper]

[median saffron]

Crazy

[sage light]

discord takes age comment seriously

[upbeat viper]

Not in a good mood

[minor spoke]

Lmao

[sage light]

more than likely you will be banned within a day

[upbeat viper]

Anyway bye

[minor spoke]

Can I cheer u up

[valid swan]

I bet your mom is using your discord right now

[acoustic mason]

some platforms even have auto filters for stating youre underage. idk if discord does but wouldn't surprise me

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/breakdancing-dancing-indian-gif-23376473

[median saffron]

cap i said i was 11 on tinder

[minor spoke]

Unity watch

https://tenor.com/view/dance-actions-reactions-enjoyment-celebration-gif-6338055709843090380

[ashen gull]

yo

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-funny-indian-happy-wheres-gif-20774616

[median saffron]

Bro is posessed

[valid swan]

chat filled with 5 yr olds rn

[acoustic mason]

on twitch it takes literal seconds to get account deleted if you say you're 12 in someones chat

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-dance-indian-man-dance-funny-dance-man-gif-19380042

💀💀💀

[median saffron]

Maybe it was bc i was verified or wtv

so it knew i was trolling

[acoustic mason]

maybe

[valid swan]

whoever pings me the most in the next 5 minutes in this channel gets a special suprize

[acoustic mason]

no thanks

[valid swan]

starting now

[acoustic mason]

no

[valid swan]

if your wondering why im doing this its because im kinda bored rn

[acoustic mason]

i wasn't

[valid swan]

oh

alright ima go now

[upbeat viper]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2FNdP6qxCO/?igsh=dTRiYWZxeG05bTVi

tatasteelchess

A regular is missing in the Masters this year. However, he did have something to say to the players of this year #TataSteelChess Tournament

Likes

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Instagram

[minor spoke]

Plural of magnus is magni

[valid swan]

btw choclate is spelled chocolate

[minor spoke]

Do u seriously think u were the first one to mention this

[median saffron]

bro is the only mf that can say this shit and not get cooked

[valid swan]

no the 69th person

[minor spoke]

Right

[valid swan]

left

[median saffron]

u are not 15

[valid swan]

i am

[median saffron]

ok and im oops

[median saffron]

Prove

[valid swan]

alright I will send irl photo

[median saffron]

Bruh ☠️

[valid swan]

give me a couple mins

[minor spoke]