💬〡general-off-topic

[soft raft]

so do u like meat lived 6-7 years or do u prefer 9-10?

[slate arch]

How much for thighs?

[soft raft]

meat from 6-7 year is really soft and tender but 9-10 brings out real flavor

[opaque violet]

usually i don't try to lose so idk

[slate arch]

9-10 it is

[soft raft]

depends black ones are usually cheaper than the white ones

[pulsar spruce]

Why not go for the middle? 8 years

[soft raft]

it would be out of ur budget

[slate arch]

I want to buy the black one but not eat it

I need a special part for educational purposes

[soft raft]

to study anatomy?

seems acceptable?

[slate arch]

Yes

[soft raft]

dead or alive?

[slate arch]

I only need a 🥒

Not the whole human

[soft raft]

u need a 9-10 year old pp?

[slate arch]

Hell no
Atleast 23

[soft raft]

wait let me contact my butcher will get back to u shortly....

[slate arch]

Ok

[soft raft]

400$ for 6 inch and 800$ for 9 inch

[slate arch]

Too expensive

[rich crystal]

Btw Ansa's account got banned

[soft raft]

yeah

she wasnt seroius about it anyways

[lethal swallow]

Are there any grounds where I can request for rating to be refunded, Noticed my opponent's clock didn't stop as they made a move

because I was having connection issues

[tidal lotus]

Ye. I thought she was a future CM

Was kinda disappointed to see that she cheated

[boreal cosmos]

you can't

[lethal swallow]

Okay; match hasn't ended but I'll forfeit

[boreal cosmos]

bad connection is a you problem

[rich crystal]

Not possible that's just bad connection on your side

[lethal swallow]

I get that, but my opponent's clock shouldn't keep running after they've made a move

yeah i forfeited the match; would've been unfair

[soft raft]

these are the prices of those with good thickness

[proven sapphire]

his clock running down after making a move is client side (only on your screen). On the server, the clock is running on your time

[grim edge]

Hello miners

Noted

[rich crystal]

A 200 rated cheater who got banned yesterday

[grim edge]

Same

[proven sapphire]

2000?

[rich crystal]

She was 200 lol but yeah used cheating to beat players on the server ig

[grim edge]

I like turtles

A loser

[grim edge]

291 to be exact

Whats the drama,who's ansa,tell me all about it

A cheater

A loser.

Whats with the "i thought she was a future cm" comments

" I only play otb so I don't have a rating 🥺

Online rating *

[tidal lotus]

She played like a freaking gm

[supple imp]

Just like @grim edge fr

[grim edge]

Real

Uh..

[opal birch]

cheater who ansa?

[grim edge]

Yeh am offended

[primal fern]

55 moves!

[tidal lotus]

I saw her games, and she has 90+ accuracy games

[supple imp]

Boohoo

[grim edge]

You can't be cheating you aren't good

[primal fern]

ansa got banned so let's move on

[grim edge]

I worked my as* off for 5 months to get 1656 i aint settling to be called a cheater

[grim edge]

Yep,more practice!

[grim edge]

I'm joking don't take it seriously

[opal birch]

5 month to be 1856 i grinded 5 months to downgrade to 1000

[supple imp]

Someone called me a cheater after a game, its a good feeling

[grim edge]

Dam,the tilt is real

[supple imp]

Dawg how it taking that long for you to improve

[opal birch]

nice dude

[grim edge]

If someone can get 1800 in 5 months and am still at 1600 then am a failure

[primal fern]

it was a 3 min game haha

[grim edge]

Someone told me to get back to my cave in Africa

[opal birch]

i usually listen to music and such

[supple imp]

I already did that lol

[opal birch]

i could only dream of that accuracy especially blitz

[grim edge]

5 month is a lot you can get it in less

...

If you dedicate yourself

Am a failure

I believe you can

[lone zenith]

damn

[grim edge]

I hate school

[grim edge]

You aren't .

[supple imp]

People have lives bruh, school and stuff

[primal fern]

it was an incredibly sharp game, my opponent also knew sveshnikov sicilian theory!

[opal birch]

no not true everybody improes at different rates

[grim edge]

Me too.... But do something about it

[supple imp]

Agreed

[grim edge]

Everyone does. But you probably can squeeze in a few hours a day if you dedicate yourself

[grim edge]

I spent my wholr winter break in chess from 1400 to 1600,so am excited next lomg break

[opal birch]

sveshnikov what? sorry i don't know anything about sicilian, isn't it most advanced opening for black

[primal fern]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/99041623347 here's the game if you wanna check it out

[worn ice]

Homsar (1868) vs. NoxiousBishop666 (1889)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 e5 6. Ndb5 d6 7. Bg5 a6 8. Na3 b5 9. Nd5 Be7 10. Bxf6 Bxf6 11. c3 O-O 12. Nc2 Bg5 13. Nce3 Rb8 14. Bd3 Bxe3 15. Nxe3 Be6 16. O-O b4 17. Bxa6 bxc3 18. bxc3 Qa5 19. Be2 Rb2 20. Nd5 Bxd5 21. Qxd5 Qxd5 22. exd5 Rxe2 23. dxc6 Rc8 24. a4 Rxc6 25. a5 Ra6 26. Rfb1 g6 27. Kf1 Rd2 28. Rb6 Rxb6 29. axb6 Rb2 30. Ra8+ Kg7 31. Rb8 Kf6 32. g3 d5 33. Kg2 Rb3 34. b7 e4 35. h4 Ke7 36. Kf1 Kd7 37. Rf8 Rxb7 38. Rxf7+ Kc6 39. Rxb7 Kxb7 40. Ke2 Kc6 41. Ke3 h5 42. f3 exf3 43. Kxf3 Kc5 44. Ke3 Kc4 45. Kd2 d4 46. cxd4 Kxd4 47. Ke2 Ke4 48. Kf2 Kf5 49. Kf3 g5 50. hxg5 Kxg5 51. Kg2 Kg4 52. Kh2 Kf3 53. Kh3 Ke4 54. Kh4 Kf3 55. Kxh5 Kxg3 

[grim edge]

I love my dog so much :3

[grim edge]

Cats are better

[supple imp]

Cool, I spent my new years working on a German presentation like a loser

[primal fern]

the sveshnikov is one of the lines in the sicilian opening yeah. it's incredibly sharp to play and it has been played a few times in the 2018 world championship with Fabi and magnus

[supple imp]

What breed?

[grim edge]

Rescued ascal

[supple imp]

Idk that breed

[manic rose]

e4

[grim edge]

Poor baby was on the streets covered with fleas and was constipated 😦

Now he has a loving homw

[supple imp]

How do you know it was constipated

[grim edge]

The belly was bloating

[soft raft]

i like kids

[proven sapphire]

the 2000 channel is just full of cheater accusations ☠️

[supple imp]

Ah ok

[soft raft]

kiddy carts *

[grim edge]

Lemme see

[proven sapphire]

sec

[grim edge]

Oh wait I'm not that good 😦

[novel moat]

2200 channel is better

[grim edge]

And he was suffering from parasites in the stomach ;-;

[supple imp]

You a better person than me fr

Cause I'd have probably done nothing and walked passed it

[proven sapphire]

@grim edge

[opal birch]

checked it out some of the moves i couldn't even understand until i looked at it closer like knight B5 after pawne5

[grim edge]

LMFAO

[primal fern]

Nb5 is the best move in that position

[supple imp]

@grim edge is the dog healthy now?

[primal fern]

other moves work, but Nb5 is the most aggressive

[opal birch]

yeah i could see i usally go back to f3

[primal fern]

this move loses to Bishop pinning the knight

[opal birch]

yeah i see

[primal fern]

pawn is usually lost

[novel moat]

The 2200 channel is something else

[primal fern]

it can be defeneded but black is better

[grim edge]

Alot,he gets to eat 1-2 kilos of boiled or grilled chicken or a can of tomato sardines mashed with rice everyday,living with us for 3 years,yearly rabies vaccinated,daily walks and of course MY DAILY SNUGGLE BUDDY WHEN SLEEPING❤️

[opal birch]

oh yeah ig thats the difference between 1000 and 1900

[supple imp]

Bruh I can't even join those channels cause I can't be connected

[opal birch]

just one thing are you naturally 1900 or grinded to it

[proven sapphire]

why?

[primal fern]

i grinded to it over the last 7 years pretty much

[opal birch]

dude you're dog eats better then 99% of people including me

[grim edge]

I have a friend who's 2000 but I suspect he is cheating . Not sure tho because I only played 20+ games of blitz with him which isn't the best indicator . He wasn't Sus in terms of moves but I felt like he weaker than a 2000 should be. But then again blitz is really different than rapid

[opal birch]

oh what elo did you start out as

[supple imp]

Cc mods fcked up and removed my connected now I can't connect without sending an email which I'm too lazy for

[primal fern]

just under 1k

[proven sapphire]

tbh i would lose alot of games to someone who is lower rated in blitz, i really struggle with fast chess

[opal birch]

so the same elo as me rn

[supple imp]

Cool, you got a pic of the dog?

[opal birch]

yeah show dog

[proven sapphire]

but i also play alot of otb like 60+10 and 70+10

[primal fern]

keep grinding man

[proven sapphire]

its just a preferance, i like to calculate

[grim edge]

Interesting.

[proven sapphire]

hate to rush and often times i get flagged or tilt at blitz

[grim edge]

I outplayed him

[proven sapphire]

im pushing for 2000 in all gamemodes now but idk how realistic bullet is gonna be

[proven sapphire]

then maybe its suspicious, yeah whats his user?

[opal birch]

yeah think peaked 1400, just earlier today i 1v1ed Mohit2040 (1500) in blitz and did really good

[grim edge]

OH I remember another Sus thing he had 2 accounts with the same name that played against each other and lost in 2 moves in one game

[proven sapphire]

ok that is very strange

[grim edge]

F3 G4

[agile eagle]

For me it's the other way around, I find myself performing much better in Bullet followed by Blitz, faster games seem to click with me. I seem to under-see tactics in Rapid.

[proven sapphire]

i also play on a trackpad ☠️

i can hardly scramble

[agile eagle]

Same

[grim edge]

I'm the same level at all of them

[proven sapphire]

wait really? thats mad impressive then

[agile eagle]

Balanced players are rare though.

[proven sapphire]

i really dont know what constitutes a good fast player and a good slow player

[grim edge]

Really ? Maybe I'll get better if I play more rapid or blitz

[proven sapphire]

bruh

[grim edge]

I don't know but I haven't played serious rapid in long and when I did I increased just to match with my bullet and stuff

[grim edge]

?

What's this

[vocal epoch]

what is <500

[grim edge]

More than 500

[proven sapphire]

a queen sacrifice you found, i wouldnt have tho

[vocal epoch]

i mean rate in what mode?

[grim edge]

It's a mate in 2

[proven sapphire]

yes i know

[grim edge]

You are tryna accuse me ?

What's your point then.

[vapid rock]

Hello

[grim edge]

Rapid or blitz

[proven sapphire]

nah im not, im just saying it was a good game from you

[teal herald]

Nice move

[grim edge]

You said " bruh " and I'm not sure what you are implying. Doing some kraminik shit

[proven sapphire]

not mine, its @grim edge

[grim edge]

Real

[proven sapphire]

tbh i was a bit suspicous to begin with but i checked ur other games and they look pretty normal

[vapid rock]

Who can I message to game review?

[teal herald]

Me

[grim edge]

It is normal and will remain that way. I don't cheat

[proven sapphire]

good boy

[grim edge]

Smh

[forest jasper]

chess speaks for itself

[proven sapphire]

this guy added me and asks this 😭

[proven sapphire]

sml (so much love)

[random crest]

Smd

[robust maple]

bro thats so obvious tfym

[proven sapphire]

not linked = no opinion

[robust maple]

oh no]

[proven sapphire]

unfortunately

[robust maple]

i am crying rivers

[proven sapphire]

tbh you are probably right but it really doesnt matter

[grim edge]

Lol

[robust maple]

im 1867 rapid found that in a blink of an eye

[robust maple]

crazy

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[robust maple]

Yes

[grim edge]

..

[proven sapphire]

have u seen hans niemanns instagra?

[honest drift]

Been a while since you guys got rickrolled

[robust maple]

Hans is just differrent not a cheater

Different

Is that the correct way to write different?

[proven sapphire]

hes a very strong player, climbed the leaderboards recently

[proven sapphire]

yeah, different

[opal birch]

dog looks kinda depressed no offence

[grim edge]

Hello

[proven sapphire]

u wanna see my dog

[grim edge]

No you're just trying to find a way to get it and cook it

[proven sapphire]

(i just realised the collar was the other way around or else my mom would have got spammed)

[random drum]

thanks

[opal birch]

8/10 dog, but why so fuzzy or is it natrually like that

[proven sapphire]

its naturally like that

she needs a trim at somepoint tho

im going to do the hardest exam of 7 now

God I hate economics

[opal birch]

ok not that asian

[opal birch]

is economics like E commernce? correct me if im wrong asking because im doing it this year

[slate arch]

I just missed a checkmate 😭

And lost

I got salty

[opal birch]

dude i just found checkmate

elo's bad i know

[slate arch]

I don't see any

[austere nimbus]

hi

[slate arch]

Elo

[fierce pivot]

huh???

[slate arch]

I don't see elo

[proven sapphire]

More like micro and macro

[fierce pivot]

oh, he's 1k rated

[opal birch]

QD4#

[proven sapphire]

Micro is market based and macro is economics

[slate arch]

: ( I'm 179

[opal birch]

um ok

[fierce pivot]

your notation is off. that's the h file

[tacit knot]

Brooo this guy is still online

[fierce pivot]

you only use the piece's starting file if you have 2 of the same piece able to move in the same square

[tacit knot]

💀💀

[grim edge]

CAP

CAP

[slate arch]

😈

[opal birch]

mb

[robust maple]

ahhhhhhh how am i so bad at blitz

[opal birch]

never good at it

[robust maple]

im 1867 rapid and 1467 BLITZ WTF

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> the_demon4933

This is the Chess.com profile of the_demon4933. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 906 (1724 peak)
Blitz: 519 (558 peak)
Bullet: 445 (1521 peak)

[fierce pivot]

don't say that. you can get better with it. i recommend using chess puzzle books as a pasttime to really seal in your notation and imagination :)

[slate arch]

Wanna 1v1

[tacit knot]

Sure

[scenic osprey]

hello

[tacit knot]

Ur rating??

[slate arch]

179

[opal birch]

aright thanks dude

[tacit knot]

Do /profile

[robust maple]

how are you 900 rated with a 1700 PEAK LOL

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> y (cosmicneo)

This is the Chess.com profile of cosmicneo. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: y (cosmicneo)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 179 (227 peak)
Blitz: 156 (216 peak)
Bullet: 100

[robust maple]

ok

you are a super gm

[grim edge]

You gotta be trolling

[slate arch]

No

[grim edge]

Fr?

[robust maple]

you are the first 100 rtd player i meet after myself 2 years ago

[slate arch]

Ye

[grim edge]

How long have you been playing

[slate arch]

2 dys

[grim edge]

Hmmmmmm

That's fine then

[slate arch]

Wanna 1vq

[robust maple]

i have an acc thats 167 rtd

[fierce pivot]

tilted. it's ok, it happens. be nice.

[slate arch]

1v1*

[quaint saddle]

Don't you start at like 400?

[robust maple]

yes

miss wgm

whats ur std fide

[fierce pivot]

thank you ivan :)

[slate arch]

That's after the sh*y update my account is old

[fierce pivot]

i don't have any std's

[robust maple]

wat

you dont play classical?

[fierce pivot]

you missed the joke fella

[quaint saddle]

My account is ancient and I had to start at 1300 back in 2014 lol. It sucked because I had to lose like 10 games to get to my real rating

[slate arch]

Yes

[azure heart]

wsp with yall

[fierce pivot]

thrusthamster? i have a thrustmaster!

[azure heart]

My stds are HIV, and AIDS! 👍 Thank you for asking

[robust maple]

ok

[digital phoenix]

interesting resume

[quaint saddle]

I used to be called that but it's taken everywhere so I ran with a typo 😄

[robust maple]

i missed the joke are you not a wgm

[azure heart]

Thank you!

[azure heart]

yes I am

[quaint saddle]

Are those FIDE approved?

[robust maple]

no bubsy

[slate arch]

How do i improve people keep telling me different things

[azure heart]

Yes many FIDE masters have given me them

[grim edge]

hello stranger! i hope you're doing great, i just wanted you to know that nobody loves you!

[robust maple]

brudda im 13 and slow you gotta explain the joke cus now im curious

@fierce pivot

[quaint saddle]

Nice! On your way to a title!

[robust maple]

thats what im tryna find out

here

[azure heart]

Yes! Hopefully I am given more STD Titles by Fide Masters!

[fierce pivot]

no no it's okay. careful though dont share your age around, you're barely allowed on discord

[robust maple]

ok

[quaint saddle]

It's grown up stuff

[robust maple]

now whats your std rating

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[azure heart]

My stds are at the highest levels

[quaint saddle]

What's your white blood cell count

[turbid terrace]

No mistakes and blunders looks so good

[azure heart]

4.35 Trillion to 5.65 trillion cells

[quaint saddle]

Wow, kicking those STD butts

[azure heart]

Yep!

[lament cargo]

?

[quaint saddle]

It's like AIDS elo

[quaint saddle]

(gotta translate for the chess guys)

[acoustic mason]

I thought it was against chess rules to have aids during a game

[azure heart]

Nah I got my aids mid game lmao same with my STDS

I was playing against 8 guys, 8 on 1 is kind of scary!

[tawdry shuttle]

stuff of nightmares

[lament cargo]

Why Does Ian's stream lag so much

[fierce pivot]

psssst.. aids and hiv are the same thing

[azure heart]

No

[robust maple]

yes that i know

[lament cargo]

[robust maple]

hiv is the virus thing

[acoustic mason]

Nope, hiv causes aids, they aren't exactly the same thing

[azure heart]

HIV is something that leads to AIDs

[robust maple]

aids is what comes with it

[azure heart]

Wow you are quite smart Harp

[fierce pivot]

they are. aids is progressed untreated hiv

[lament cargo]

[azure heart]

Yes

[robust maple]

yes correct

so they are the same thing

[quaint saddle]

I didn't know Discord could agree on things

[robust maple]

nice

[quaint saddle]

I don't think this is legal guys

[robust maple]

no it is legal

[acoustic mason]

Thank you my teachers made me redo all my classes because they were impressed by how smart I was

[quaint saddle]

oh okey

[azure heart]

Bros smart

[robust maple]

exactly

[fierce pivot]

it's like a... progressed pawn!

[robust maple]

wait

thats not how it works]

[quaint saddle]

Did Anitta stop being the admin? I haven't been here for a while

[vapid rock]

me too.

[lament cargo]

I asked a furry in a other discord chess server if it wants to play 10+5 and I said furry and it just said "I will just block you" and then I told it to put a butt plug in and I almost got banned.

[fierce pivot]

nope, she still is

[robust maple]

did anyone watch the el clasico yesterday

[acoustic mason]

She still has the role. Probably just hasn't been online for a while

[quaint saddle]

That sounds fair enough 😄

[azure heart]

Should have pulled an Austrian painter

[robust maple]

yes they are often very agressive

[digital phoenix]

they are braindead

[lament cargo]

Couldnt bring my hand to a raising state

[digital phoenix]

i dont think theres any other explanation

[quaint saddle]

If you give them a chew toy they calm down

[robust maple]

furries are not what my great grandfather died for in the war

[azure heart]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[robust maple]

ok but now no furry talk i heard its infectious

[grim edge]

Hello

[azure heart]

lowkey I'd beat a kangaroos ass

[quaint saddle]

I'd argue they are though

[robust maple]

yes maybe you are right

[quaint saddle]

Freedom of expression, yo

[lament cargo]

Vidit plays e4

The petrov

[grim edge]

You can't

[robust maple]

ok but humans are humans and animals are animals we cant morph one onto another and act like its normal. it goes against the laws of humanity created by someone who i dont know the name

[lament cargo]

Why cant humans just get behind animals (and furries) and choke them?

[robust maple]

yes, you cant

[acoustic mason]

The guy with the dog wearing glasses as a pfp defends furries. Typical

Wait...

[lament cargo]

Lol

[robust maple]

wat

[grim edge]

We can choke them but we can't get behind them

[quaint saddle]

He's in a suit!

[robust maple]

am i gay for listening to boys a liar 2

[quaint saddle]

Yes

[lament cargo]

Of course we cant get behind them with those 10m long butt plugs

[robust maple]

ok

but i havent listened to it for a while

i want to

[azure heart]

Well well well

[lament cargo]

So its the same things as saying am I gay for playing the london my first month of playing chess

[fierce pivot]

1900 elo chess..

[robust maple]

goatham said its good so we play it

[azure heart]

I only play london and french defense

[quaint saddle]

How the turntables

[lament cargo]

Why did you pick the 2 most community hated openings and play them

[digital phoenix]

ew

[robust maple]

why is the french defense even hated lol its not even bad

[digital phoenix]

french is fine

[digital phoenix]

probably because french people

[lament cargo]

True I played it but it got boring

[quaint saddle]

I play London because I'm winning with it so I don't see a point in changing something that works

[acoustic mason]

Because it's called "fr*nch"

[robust maple]

oh right

français

[azure heart]

well it got me to 2600 rating so.. heh whos gonna complaiN!!

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gay-gif-22490381

[robust maple]

2600?!

[azure heart]

divided by 2.5

[robust maple]

oh

[rigid geyser]

How do you have 700 rapid but 2.2k blitz

[fierce pivot]

I MISSED FORCED M1 IM GOING TO GIVE UP ON CHESS FOREVER OML

[robust maple]

2600 online elo is like 2350 fide, you could be an fm

[dim ridge]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD DO IB MATH AI OR AA

[azure heart]

me?

[lament cargo]

[rigid geyser]

Yeh

[south tendon]

yo ian vs that ding is backkkk

[azure heart]

dont even ask bro 😭

i hate farming rapid thats why

[south tendon]

first one

[acoustic mason]

Shush

[rigid geyser]

Wild stats

[dim ridge]

make me

[lament cargo]

Salami

[quaint saddle]

I took IB if you mean International Baccalaureate. I have no idea what AI or AA is though

[azure heart]

6k puzzles as well

[dim ridge]

isn't Ai harder

[rigid geyser]

Guessing that it's an alt?

[robust maple]

where are you guys watching wijk an zee?

[digital phoenix]

lmao 2100 rated lichess cm

[azure heart]

no its not an alt

[dim ridge]

WHICH ONE

[digital phoenix]

just absolutely shredded him

[dim ridge]

AND SL OR HL

[rigid geyser]

Damn nice then

[south tendon]

yes

[azure heart]

hey thanks man

[rigid geyser]

[quaint saddle]

I have no idea. I did Math SL. I'm old y'see

[robust maple]

cm is like the i am not the level of a master, but i have this role that looks nice beside my name so its fine

[digital phoenix]

yeah but i never face any of them

[rigid geyser]

crazy

[quaint saddle]

Whatever is the easy one, unless if you're a super math nerd and need the HL to do the studies you want to do

[digital phoenix]

rip the people who got cm through 2200 fide to share the role

[rigid geyser]

Becoming a wcm rq

[robust maple]

wcm is prob like 1900 fide

lol

[dim ridge]

i wanna do astrophysics

[quaint saddle]

Guys did you hear about the FIDE rating increase? I jump like 400 elo in March lawls

[digital phoenix]

wcm is like rock bottom

[acoustic mason]

Seems like a scam. If you are giving something for free why the form?

[robust maple]

not clicking

[quaint saddle]

Have you checked what kind of math they require?

[south tendon]

yooooooo

[rigid geyser]

Yea but someone somehow got it at 900 💀

[digital phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179> twice link

[south tendon]

remember me?

[digital phoenix]

u can win it from youth tournaments like a 6 year old can win it

[south tendon]

we had an argument like 10 months ago

[azure heart]

might just click on the link ngl

[robust maple]

GM Steve waddup

[dim ridge]

nah idk what uni

[azure heart]

should i do it chat

[rigid geyser]

no

[digital phoenix]

idk

[robust maple]

no

[south tendon]

sad

[digital phoenix]

im about to lose a lot of rating

[quaint saddle]

I mean to be safe you could do the harder one, but it will be hard. Have to be motivated to do that. IB is already a lot of work

[digital phoenix]

no

[south tendon]

really dissapointed bruuuuuh

[azure heart]

nah im 2600 already

[robust maple]

ok gm steve now we are going to be honest now pal whats in that link

[digital phoenix]

name is familiar but nothing else

[quaint saddle]

@dim ridge I bet your school knows the answer to this and can advise you though

[tawdry shuttle]

anime pfp

[robust maple]

gm to gm super gm to super gm whats in that link

[acoustic mason]

no scamming

[digital phoenix]

i dont watch anime

[tawdry shuttle]

mhm

[silk stag]

She sucked my nose
Is she into me or just ɓeing friendly

[digital phoenix]

u look like a weeb

[robust maple]

ok gm steve i trust you

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah block a discord account will do a lot

[robust maple]

im clicking

[south tendon]

thonk harder

[azure heart]

same im clicking send t again

[tawdry shuttle]

no mr scammer

[azure heart]

and ill click

[south tendon]

ik my momory is awesome so make urs too

[acoustic mason]

Again, if you are giving it free why ask for an email address and name via a random sketchy website?

[robust maple]

ok i need to log in my email and insert my first name

[tawdry shuttle]

tell em harp

[robust maple]

not doing that

[tawdry shuttle]

bro

[robust maple]

Steve

[digital phoenix]

ur 500 u should click it

[robust maple]

I signed up now what do I do

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> warrior478

This is the Chess.com profile of warrior478. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 722 (757 peak)
Blitz: 434 (468 peak)
Bullet: 325 (347 peak)

[tawdry shuttle]

steve

[south tendon]

damn this is ass

[robust maple]

ok thx is it going to help me get to 2000 elo?

[acoustic mason]

"you're missing out on this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity"
Scamming 101

[south tendon]

yeah

[robust maple]

[e-mail] [e-mail] via n.convertkit.com
10:30 AM (0 minutes ago)
to me

Thanks for signing up. Click the link below to confirm your subscription and you'll be on your way.

circusbrain

[tawdry shuttle]

please stop yapping

[robust maple]

thank you steve

[tawdry shuttle]

bro is on two accounts

[robust maple]

he is being honest guys its an edward lasker book

[tawdry shuttle]

I don't give a shit

[acoustic mason]

Good job, you're in a scam database now. RIP your inbox

[cosmic lily]

Bro must be Indian

[robust maple]

I used a fake email on my old phone, and I also set my name as Jobson. If anything happens, its going to happen to my fake account on my fake phone which has nothing logged on it.

[acoustic mason]

Oh fair

[grim edge]

:3

[acoustic mason]

But still, even if it does give you a book, doesn't mean it's not a scam down the road

[tawdry shuttle]

<-- steves birth

[acoustic mason]

I just don't understand why it's not like a Google drive download or something. The form as a barrier is sketchy as hell

[cosmic lily]

The Book:"how to scam people "
also the book :doesnt arrive

[robust maple]

steve I just need you to tell me something whats ur nationality brudda

[azure heart]

@robust maple is it an actual book?

[cosmic lily]

Indian fr

he Indian

[robust maple]

yeah, its an e-book

[acoustic mason]

Also, even if it's legit... It's straight up piracy of a $50 book...

[robust maple]

k g

[azure heart]

let me sign up

send me the link @final wadi

[robust maple]

Steve you play fortnite?

[acoustic mason]

<@&745328830649991179> this is either a scam, or straight up piracy

[azure heart]

yooo

its an actual book thats crazy

thanks steve i love you

[robust maple]

yeah maybe we can play someday, but imma play laggy af cus u on africa servers

add me on fortnite my username is ivan ssilva

[cosmic lily]

Can you sign me up by phone number?
My phone number is 911

[robust maple]

hes in africa a million miles away from america i dont even think he can dial that

[azure heart]

i dont have an account bro 😭

[cosmic lily]

call and tell me more about the course 😁

[robust maple]

neither do i

sure

k

[azure heart]

steve i followed u g

yo steve can i ask you sum tho

[robust maple]

@acoustic mason sent u a message on private

[azure heart]

what do you subscribe to by giving your first name and email?

[cosmic lily]

You can call from other side of the earth if you want

[tall goblet]

hlo

[cosmic lily]

my number is 911 call me to tell me more about the course

[robust maple]

the email thing is for the book]

[cosmic lily]

your inbox is dead

[robust maple]

the first name thing idk

[azure heart]

yeah but its also a subscription

[tall goblet]

bruh y?

[digital phoenix]

lmao

[azure heart]

ill coach you steve

[tall goblet]

lmfao

[robust maple]

steve finna leave?

[azure heart]

steve dont leave bro

[robust maple]

so in 13 minutes theres gonna be another email

[azure heart]

friend me

steve do you watch anime

what skin you got

[hearty glacier]

Go watch boku no pico

[digital phoenix]

queen sac

[hearty glacier]

every anime noob should watch it

[azure heart]

ohh yea she bad asf tho icl

[digital phoenix]

steve sounds like a 50 year old

[azure heart]

Steve dont actually its disgusting bro

[hearty glacier]

just watch episode 1 and give be your opinion

[hearty glacier]

shhhh let the man formulate his opinion on whatever anime he want

[azure heart]

ye bro

i just saved your dignity man 😂

[cosmic lily]

Wasn't rook a7 mate?

[azure heart]

Bye steve

[hearty glacier]

by steve watch episode one and make your own opinion dont be a sheep

[azure heart]

What database have we been put on @robust maple

[hearty glacier]

u in a data base huh?

[azure heart]

epsteins list

[acoustic mason]

I did try to warn y'all

[hearty glacier]

so u also googled midgets having hard time with formulas huh

[azure heart]

I would rather not go into detail

[robust maple]

Go private

[hearty glacier]

DONT

CURIOSITY WILL KILL ME

[cosmic lily]

took "when you find mate in one, look for better" to another level

[robust maple]

j

[hearty glacier]

that's it i'm googling how to get on the epstein data base

[azure heart]

done

[cosmic lily]

what is an epstein

[hearty glacier]

steven hawkings best friend

[unreal hawk]

Guess my rating

[acoustic mason]

He thought it was Einstein when he got the invite, easy mistake tbh

[hearty glacier]

legend says Einstein was also there , he already invented time travel

[cosmic lily]

He invented inventing

[azure heart]

a lot more than reproduction happened on epsteins island

[acoustic mason]

And then spat out a load of theories "proving" time travel to be impossible. Covering his tracks like the genius he is

[cosmic lily]

bro done got tired of the stupid humans from current time and went to future

[hearty glacier]

2024 opening up with some next level shit

[forest tusk]

it will end with the world war 3

[hearty glacier]

well going to that island ain't a real upgrade

[cosmic lily]

why all youtubers quitting 😭

[hearty glacier]

Dean Lewis is a vibe

[forest tusk]

they grow up

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/catjam-cat-disco-catjamming-gif-16989864924126703156

[acoustic mason]

The old ones are, but there's much more new ones filling the gap. People get bored of their career and want change all the time, it's normal

[hearty glacier]

the bigger ones just made too much money and are tired

my biggest surprise was babish

i thought he was shitposting because he's done with youtube

but reading his reddit post mfker had a tough time

[cosmic lily]

every youtuber when family:🤯 dissapears

[acoustic mason]

The main ones that are retiring are like 30-40 it's pretty reasonable to not want to be in a public spotlight at those ages

[manic rose]

I wished there was some cooler chess where you can sac the king as well without losing

[hearty glacier]

sac what?

[cosmic lily]

Bro wants to lose but to not lose

bro wants ice cream but whitout the ice cream

[robust maple]

what famous youtubers are retiring?

[hearty glacier]

main rule in chess : protect the king , aayan : I WANNA SACRIFICE MY KING

[acoustic mason]

Bro wants that Napoleon ice-cream

[cosmic lily]

everyone

[hearty glacier]

the old tiktok grandma

[cosmic lily]

💀

[hearty glacier]

pewds is more or less retired

[forest tusk]

bro pewds was the goat

[robust maple]

bro i want magnus to stop with this goofy i dont play classical type shi

i loved watching him reck wijk an zee

[rigid geyser]

It's boring for him

[robust maple]

now bro is all rebel-ly

[acoustic mason]

He's gone the sunsetting route tbh which a lot of the other YouTubers are trying to avoid

[hearty glacier]

and still is , i watched him through most of his phases

[forest tusk]

i want to see gothemchess becoming GM

[robust maple]

not happening

[hearty glacier]

NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[forest tusk]

lmao

[robust maple]

have you seen his fide rating? tragic

[cosmic lily]

at least not all chanells die by being exposed for smth

[rigid geyser]

Won't happen unless he somehow manages to control anxiety OTB

[hearty glacier]

gotham just using chess as a business at this point , hoarding whatever money he can (not that i blame him , he found an oppurtunity and took it)

[robust maple]

if he ever manages to get over 2500 fide my name is lord johnson the third

[acoustic mason]

Isn't that just how all jobs work?

[hearty glacier]

welp ill go study DIO out

[forest tusk]

yeah he said that is hurting him not being a GM

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-stone-ocean-wine-jojo-part6-gif-24021336

[cosmic lily]

Gotham chess trying to not make a video whit mangos calrusun in the thumbnail and title (whit only capital letters and"!!!!!!!!!" as extra) :

[rigid geyser]

Mangos

[forest tusk]

Fr

[rigid geyser]

Love mangos

[cosmic lily]

Mangos calrsun

[acoustic mason]

Mangos Caprisun

[forest tusk]

have y'all heard him rapping

man is doing side quest

[acoustic mason]

Magnus?

[cosmic lily]

magnet car sun

car magnet

[forest tusk]

yeah

[acoustic mason]

You have a link? I'm too lazy to Google

[cosmic lily]

Magnus is a car magnet

because name

[forest tusk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6zJMbRSLd8

[rigid geyser]

🔥

[forest tusk]

it actually gose Hard

[cosmic lily]

www.scam.com.http2828191873

[acoustic mason]

Thanks

[cosmic lily]

Not scam 100% true mangos calrsun rap

🔥

[acoustic mason]

I trust

[cosmic lily]

want free robux?
Go to www.scam.com for free robux

[acoustic mason]

Oop my bank account is empty, what happened

[cosmic lily]

magic

that 0 is not your ballance, it's the number of how bad you are because you clicked the link

[acoustic mason]

Oh that makes sense

[cosmic lily]

conclusion : you're cool😎

And even your bank account knows it

Click more links to be even cooler

😎

[acoustic mason]

Oh wait no I needed that money. There's a Nigerian prince relying on my help

[steady heron]

[cosmic lily]

send email back saying that you will claim the 3 quadrillion billion million trillion dollars later

[acoustic mason]

Just spent a whole work day suffering without my headphones because I left them at home... Except they were in my bag the whole time

[cosmic lily]

Everyone had a stroke reading that and died

[desert nebula]

https://lichess.org/suzy5y8p/black

[worn ice]

surbhitsehagl05 (1638) vs. Quantum_Quasar (1623)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Be2 Bc5 4. O-O Nf6 5. d3 d6 6. c3 h6 7. a4 g5 8. b4 Bb6 9. a5 g4 10. Nfd2 g3 11. axb6 gxh2+ 12. Kxh2 cxb6 13. b5 Ne7 14. Qb3 Rg8 15. Nc4 Nxe4 16. dxe4 Nd5 17. exd5 Qh4+ 18. Kg1 Bh3 19. Bf3 Bxg2 20. Bxg2 Rxg2+ 21. Kxg2 Qg4+ 22. Kh1 Qh3+ 23. Kg1 Qg4+ 24. Kh2 Qh4+ 25. Kg2 Qg4+ 26. Kh1 Qh3+ 27. Kg1 Qg4+ 28. Kh2 Qh4+ 29. Kg2 

[desert nebula]

1 rook saac and 1 bishop sac

and i was winning despite being down 11 points of material

but it was eventully a draw

[acoustic mason]

Albert analyses lichess links? I thought they weren't even allowed

[desert nebula]

please send that game to gotham if u are his twitch subscriber

[grim edge]

huh?

[robust maple]

Homer Simpson - Somebody That I Used To Know ft. Marge Simpson (AI Cover)

peak music

[pliant charm]

slowed, reverb, bass boosted, animated

how do cheaters function I don't get it

[steel sigil]

😂😂

[grim edge]

[steel sigil]

Can we play?

[grim edge]

sure

but i'm only 900 elo 💀

[keen parrot]

😭

[dim rover]

They use stockfish

[steel sigil]

It's not a issue 🤧✌️

[cosmic lily]

I'm negative 600 elo

🧑‍🍳

[dim rover]

im 700 elo

[vagrant mango]

dafak

[cosmic lily]

imagine having positive elo fr

[vagrant mango]

im -200 elo

i lost to a starter bot

[cosmic lily]

Martin?

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/893905141084848241/1195020105462063114/IMG_1363.gif?ex=65b27833&is=65a00333&hm=c92bd1bc5c827ef9a1c4f575d054830525065af1bda868cbdeb0b686dbfacd9b&

[dim rover]

gojo

[half sinew]

How do I send image

[cosmic lily]

Get trust

[half sinew]

I want to send a cheater. I didn't know this server exist

I just searched this to report a cheater

[cosmic lily]

Doesn't chess. Com have report system

[stable jungle]

@half sinew With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[safe acorn]

Anybody wanna do a game more than 100 moves?

[agile eagle]

That's ok, everyone starts from somewhere.

[half sinew]

They do, but I'm so mad rn. Lol

[safe acorn]

Just shuffling

[cosmic lily]

idk what you expect to be able to do here

[vagrant mango]

i beat someone with 1k elo

[acoustic mason]

#〘📝〙rules
Just use the built in report button

[vagrant mango]

once

[cosmic lily]

Fist fight?

[vagrant mango]

yeah

fish fight

[dim rover]

and he sacrificed... THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[cosmic lily]

w

[half sinew]

Still cant send image

[cosmic lily]

get trust

[agile eagle]

/trusted

[acoustic mason]

/youtried

[vagrant mango]

https://tenor.com/view/sunrust-darksoulist-m0nkeyandrew-zs-suggestions-gif-18092927

[agile eagle]

Albert is brain dead

ok

[vagrant mango]

so i assume no gifs

[cosmic lily]

embed fail

[half sinew]

I connected it

[cosmic lily]

you need to get trust

[acoustic mason]

!trustedrole

[stable jungle]

@acoustic mason With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[cosmic lily]

?

[dim rover]

??

[acoustic mason]

?!

[dim rover]

!!

[cosmic lily]

???

[cosmic lily]

x

[acoustic mason]

📔

[cosmic lily]

!

[dim rover]

👍

[cosmic lily]

⭐

[acoustic mason]

We did it reddit

[dim rover]

!?

▶️

[cosmic lily]

bro forgor about the forced move

[dim rover]

✅

[worn ice]

MagnusMitboo (668) vs. IbraKatabra69 (644)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 f6 3. d5 Bc5 4. c4 d6 5. Nc3 f5 6. f3 c6 7. Na4 Bd4 8. Ne2 Qa5+ 9. b4 Qxb4+ 10. Nac3 Bxc3+ 11. Nxc3 Qxc3+ 12. Bd2 Qd4 13. h3 f4 14. [g4] fxg3 

[cosmic lily]

Why resign

[dim rover]

lets go en passant

[dim rover]

the en passant is too powerful

[half sinew]

Check the last part. I knew when he disconnected that he was gonna cheat but I didn't know he was gonna do it like that.

[acoustic mason]

Just report it, we ain't witch hunting for you

[cosmic lily]

Where is the part where he cheats

[half sinew]

I'm just sharing.

[acoustic mason]

#〘📝〙rules

[dim rover]

I don't see a part where the other guy cheats

[half sinew]

He took my pawn when it shouldn't be possible.

[dim rover]

...

[cosmic lily]

that's en passant lol

[half sinew]

Bruh

[acoustic mason]

Omg

[dim rover]

nahhhh

[cosmic lily]

bro doesn't know about en passant

[half sinew]

What is en passant?

[cosmic lily]

google it

[cyan garden]

holy hell

[half sinew]

I just started this month lol

[acoustic mason]

It's the move you thought was illegal

[half sinew]

My bad my bad

[cosmic lily]

when you move your pawn 2 squares forward and he has another pawn next to that square, he can take your pawn by en passant

[acoustic mason]

The board won't let you play illegal moves. If it allows the move, you can assume it's within the rules

[cyan garden]

fwiw cheating in chess doesnt mean you get to do illegal moves it usually means ur using an engine to find the best moves

[dim rover]

yeah

[pliant charm]

Don't listen to them they just called you a peasant

[cosmic lily]

Hes deciding if he wants to play the ruy Lopez or a normal opening

[dim rover]

Why not play the Vienna?

[cosmic lily]

fr

[half sinew]

I just thought he was cheating since I didn't know abouy that move and he disconnected for 8 seconds before make that move.

[pliant charm]

Bro is confused on move 3 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[cyan garden]

same tbh

[dim rover]

its really good for 650-1300 elo chess users

[tawdry shuttle]

because it's not the legendary scotch 💪

[acoustic mason]

Disconnect could just be from poor intenet

[cosmic lily]

he was excited for that move

so excited he disconnected

[pliant charm]

he went to go tell his family

[cyan garden]

^

[half sinew]

Lol Chess just got more interesting for me.

En faken passant

[pliant charm]

there's only two moods for chess

• oh my god I'm the greatest human being to play chess ever
• I quit

[half sinew]

Is there any more weird moves like that?

[dim rover]

there

[acoustic mason]

En passant is the only quirky unintuitive move. But I do recommend learning what it is

[cyan garden]

castling

[cosmic lily]

castling is a move too

[dim rover]

en passant is a little useful for end games

[half sinew]

Oh ysah castling, I learn that in my first week.

[dim rover]

yeah castling is an ok move

[acoustic mason]

Castling is more intuitive but yeah just those 2

[dim rover]

but think one step further -some random youtube video

[pliant charm]

🙏

[cosmic lily]

also you can't castle out of Check

[cosmic lily]

because yes

[dim rover]

the four knights game is really basic ngl

imo

[tawdry shuttle]

reached 2300 in a week

[half sinew]

I'm still at 700 rating. Absolute newbie. 😅

[pliant charm]

how is bro not banned yet

[tawdry shuttle]

he just isn't getting banned

[pliant charm]

that's better than like half of the server

[tawdry shuttle]

I have no idea

[dim rover]

ive been playing for a while and im STILL stuck there

idk why but when i lose a game i just instantly lose the mood to play more

[acoustic mason]

Basically any time a pawn moves past another pawn via a double space move, its able to be taken by the pawn it passed

[tawdry shuttle]

he's username is Samsoncrack

[half sinew]

I saw magnus at hikaru fight through gotham chess and got into it last month.

[dim rover]

the username itself deserves a ban ngl

[graceful pecan]

no reason to mass report him, he;ll get banned anytime soon and btw maybe he just won some games got alot of points like 80+ amounts who knows

[dim rover]

india is goated these days

[pliant charm]

Explaining chess through text is truly the thing to watch ever

[acoustic mason]

I feel like that was a good explanation, no?

[pliant charm]

no I just found it funny that's all

[dim rover]

yeah pretty hot take

[half sinew]

The other explained it clearly. I know now.

[acoustic mason]

Oh right I was too lazy to get an image

[half sinew]

Thank you guys. I can wipe my tears now. Gtg

[tawdry shuttle]

okay

[acoustic mason]

pawn activates it's trap card

[half sinew]

Can I only do it to pawns??

[worn ice]

rodtpi (1447) vs. ihatechess (1479)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Nxd4 6. Qxd4 b6 7. Bg5 Bc5 8. Qd3 h6 9. Bh4 g5 

[acoustic mason]

Pawn taking pawn specifically. No other pieces are involved in that move

[half sinew]

Aye

[tawdry shuttle]

send that background please

[agile eagle]

That would've been so cool if you could do it to other pieces. en passant Queen ftw

[twin moon]

Bro there is no opening I would never play more than the 4 knights

[pliant charm]

bro basically played bullet against 9 minutes the last 6 moves 💔

[tawdry shuttle]

check dms

[agile eagle]

that's a cool background btw.

[broken pawn]

Who want to solo with me?
https://play.chess.com/QzknF

[keen parrot]

😏

[dim rover]

ima play a match

[upbeat viper]

no cheating accusation

whatsoever

we don't want witch hunts

also, false accusations could arise

etc

no accusations = no dramas

remember what happened with Zax a few months ago

[stuck kestrel]

lmao what

that doesnt make sense

[upbeat viper]

• reporting on site is enough

[stuck kestrel]

people dont have the power of banning people, so what do u mean witchunts? people showing up to their house?

[upbeat viper]

(or DMing us if reaaally it's obvious)

[vagrant mango]

Just beat intermidate on challenge mode

[stuck kestrel]

no

what happened

[upbeat viper]

got accused a lot, dramas in chat very often

anyway, nothing enjoyable

we don't want that here

nop

[stuck kestrel]

not yet

[upbeat viper]

else he'd be banned

nuh uh

anyway

[grim edge]

no free speech huh

[upbeat viper]

back toooo what chat was about

[grim edge]

just delete any message that doesnt meet your opinion, mod behaviour

[upbeat viper]

@gentle oxide not a place for that

[stuck kestrel]

hmm

[upbeat viper]

against rules

no accusations

[gentle oxide]

It is now

[grim edge]

oh well alright

[stuck kestrel]

did u really lock him out for this

[upbeat viper]

nah

for profile

anyway, he'll come back soon

[worn ice]

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[vivid yoke]

no because of his about me

[stuck kestrel]

it aint that bad

[upbeat viper]

I mean, he surely didn't put that without reason when you read the bio

:')

anyway

[stuck kestrel]

ive seen worse that didnt get banned

[upbeat viper]

well report when you do

[stuck kestrel]

someone pinged mod and rinqed just said “thats not cool” and left

[upbeat viper]

ha

[stuck kestrel]

which one

oh that

i do

[cosmic lily]

deez nuts

[ancient zodiac]

I give up

I can't beat Soccer Magnus

Good night

[silent quest]

You're* just saying

[grim edge]

[cosmic lily]

Bro is risking it all

what is lockout

same as time out but you can't see chat or what

a

I hope I don't get that kind of timeout

[stuck kestrel]

no.

[stuck kestrel]

time out until u appeal and are let back in

[cosmic lily]

💀

Basically timeout but you have to beg your way back

[stuck kestrel]

timeout for an indefinite period of time

[stuck kestrel]

yes

u just have to pretend that u wont do it again

[cosmic lily]

Thank you for the tip👍

[stuck kestrel]

they wont let u back in

ur cringe

[cosmic lily]

most probably wont

but I'm not going to get timed out because I'm good user

[stuck kestrel]

i hope they dont

[stuck kestrel]

nerd

[cosmic lily]

🗿

I'm rule following i swear

All I have to do is read the rules

[coral quartz]

Is french defense bad?

[lime lava]

I think there is only 1 way too find...

[cosmic lily]

🗿

I thought it was hot there

[stuck kestrel]

Hi

[tacit spoke]

what

[lime lava]

Prob is just aokiji passing by

[stuck kestrel]

shut up

[verbal thunder]

did you see the perpetrator?

[lime lava]

Couldnt care less HEHEHEHA

[verbal thunder]

you got school today?

yea i was confused

[slate owl]

where are all the femboy shakers at

[cosmic lily]

💀

[lime lava]

UwU

[verbal thunder]

u talking abt tmr?

tbh call me crazy

but im hoping it doesnt

[rain trout]

UwU

[lime lava]

:3

[slate owl]

yall stop using bing ai please

[lime lava]

Who?

[slate owl]

im trying to generate some anime girls and this shit not working cz of high traffic

[lime lava]

Asked BRUUUU

Wait no
Sry

[visual garnet]

I'm on a roll

[slate arch]

Goofy ahh fat ahhh goofy cat

[cosmic lily]

?

[slate arch]

Wtf is that goofy ahh face

Goofy ah

Masterpiece

[slate owl]

he may be kanye west but did he make the life of pablo

[upbeat viper]

don't spam

[slate arch]

Masterpieces

[cosmic lily]

what is blud doing

[lime lava]

Dont dont

[slate arch]

Your pfp looks like the face i make when i come to school and find out there was a test..

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[slate arch]

Exactly like that

[lime lava]

I love you bastuwu

[upbeat viper]

no you don't

noone does

[slate arch]

When realize 88+11 is not 458

[upbeat viper]

[cosmic lily]

me chilling in school chair but then I remember I forgor to do the stricts teacher homework

[slate owl]

[lime lava]

You speaking facts rn