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some GM prep 
Followed by rook takes after he checks
h takes, h6
Take the bishop
ok
H takes
what if h6

G takes
yeah
i am thinking of gxh
and Qh5?
wait no im dum
???
dont listen to me im 1200
No
there might be perpetual
Pawn takes
I could just take the hpawn ngl with g pawn
Rh6 gxh Qh5 Qb4!!
What?
tak
What he did?
so it is Rh6
Who did?
Sack bishop then queen e7?
posted the solution or smth
gave a hint 😦
Bro some random guy from a blitz game messaged me asking if I was a master cause of 93% accuracy 
oh
Ah 
damn it is not gxh6 nor Rh6
What is it
WOW TF
was i right with rook sac lol
What is it
yeah insane
Tell it I gtg rn
Bc1...
Bro I gtg just tell me
just put it in spolier text
Haha how many moves was that game?
wth is taht
to pin the g-pawn
idk come crazy move
Ohhhhh for Bb2
and skewer queen
that's
Yeaaaaaaaaa that’s smart u win the queen
yeah i was half way there with the rook sac lol
I was not there with the g takes
Gtg bye
bye
im not dw
I think it must be Nd3
Qg5?
or g6 first
nice one
g6 loses the knight no?
but there is f6
yea idk
Yeah lemme see how that ends up
y
+1
i dont see what white can do after nd3
+2
we need 1-2 more votes
@compact mantle @peak plank y/n?
bro just do it
on Nd3
lol
Obviously nd3 lol
damn
I think it has to be sound
@solid schooner whats ur elo
2230 cc
Kg7 only move
Kg7
Ye
only move
take
guess what
wrong? x.x
Re3?
Oh lmao
My puzzle rating is 2450 I should hv solved this
this is 300 rated puzzle
i am 3400 in cc
Nf4 wins
Rg8?
Ur worse then me lol
Yes Nf4 looks good
not a free rook?
you are down a queen cant trade
Bf6 sounds good
or Ne2
Rd8 ideas are also present
what after bf6
Kg8 i assume
Rd8 seems most logical
Ra8-d8 ofc
It is a lc puzzle tho
true
Might bot be too crazy tactical
Qe3?
Rad8 too slow
i was thinking that
White’s move?
but it is logical because it is lc puzzle
maybe Bf6 first Ne2 and then Rad8?
Bf3 you mean right
Yeah I had 2500 there currently 2450
yea
But that is the same, but with less tension and move order ideas
This one is hard
my head hurts, I can't beat Soccer Magnus
Nxe2 seems correct
Like Ne2 immideately is also strong after Rad8 instead of Bf3
By intuition
Maybe
Bf6 and Rad8 are logical
It's not rad8 first
Nxe2
Rf3 Rxc3 
Re3?
so i am playing Bf6
Nxe2 probably
Nah the other guy said Ne2
Nxe2, rad8
Hey, how did you beat soccer magnus?
Maybe good
I didn’t
the move order is soo idiotic
Go nxe2
Nxe2 Nxe2
You can't?
Has to be it
Rad8
I haven’t found out if I can
Bf3+?
OK good
Just try for once
now here it gets confusing
And so that you can help me hahahahaha
I got 1 right
I could, why?
Rad8 tho
Seems logical
I am having a hard time playing against Soccer Magnus
Rad8, qc2 rxf2?
agreed
Go for that
If Qe3
Rf2 now?
I am able to beat those first-two magnus but the third one is too much for me
Then rdd8
Bf3+ and Rde8
C pawn doesn't allow any checks
I see
Rxf2
ight
take f2?
Ohh, what’s it’s elo?
Is this cheating
guess what
...
1,500 elo
We’re solving puzzles hehe
we solved it! for the first time
Ah okay
I'm so good
wooo
Awww
I solved it easy gg
Nice one
First move a 600 can tell
I have already played 20-25 games against Magnus Soccer but it seems like I can't really beat him
I think the way to beat 1500 bots is play solidly, don’t try to play too sharp variations out of the opening and keep your pieces guarded, take space and let him make mistakes by putting his pieces in bad spots and giving away pawns
Of course one of many ways, but that might help you the most
do we agree it is not Ra2?
What should I do if there's a 2 pawns facing in my 2 pawns at the center? Should I take it?
I dont understand Ra2
I notice his in-game pattern is repetitive
my instict is telling me Bc3
If you can calculate it through, leave the pawns there let him take
Yeah I don't know why it needed to be said out loud
I thought you'll be on disadvantage if your opponent takes control at the center?
some might want to save the rook
@honest drift @neon pond you guys are silent so far
Well if he takes you take back, developing a piece, or putting back a pawn in the centre
Okay, brilliant
thank you
Best of luck!
Bc3 looks good
Thanks!
yea that's what i was also thinking
I agree
guess what
Bc3 looks tasty fr
INCORECT
Nooi
Bro how is it Bc3
Yeah OK I kinda felt it was weird
You can all do better
You aren't doing anything tho

Jt works if he takes c2 yeah
Pawn d4
Horse f6
What to play next?
lol
I'm white
lol we all looked at the sae line
Do you know any opening theory?
He suddenly change his opening dudeee
the move is
Maybe just b2
Rd1...
I just know the king indian defense
Rd1 tf
Which is hard to developed
That's dank
I saw it it looked stupid
And for white?
Or are you black
I'm white here
So I suggest going for either c4 or Bf4 here
Rxe2 maybe
On move 2
Rgxe2
that's the most logical
C4 pawn?
Yeah it has to be that
Yes
Qc7 wait lemme Calc qc7
there are no other moves either
He played G6
Qc7 is interesting
Oh qc7 doesn't work
it doesnt
Cuz of re4
Well you know that opening right?
Rd6 right?
OK play rgxe2
Nc3
oh i meant Re6
No rd4 defends
Pawn d4
Horse f6
Pawn c4
Pawn g6
Re4 I mean
Play rxge2 and it is correct
Re3
Hmm ok
is what i think
Bot's opening?
Nc3
Yeah re3 looks winning
What is N?
Yeah unless he goes d5 now
knight'
Knight
incorrect...
..
Pawn d4
Horse f6
Pawn c4
Pawn g6
Horse c3
Pawn d5
Qd4
Grunfeld!
No way💀
cxd5
Am i doomed
Nxd5 Na4
I don’t know theory in gruenfelt
Take the pawn
Grunfeld my baby girl
With the c-pawn
Qf3 ?
He takes mine too
Then play e4
With the knight?
Qf3
Yeah qf3 gg
Lmao bruh
no, Play Na4!
Qf3 they can't attack our queen, rook is pinned , knight is pinned
I put this in chat yesterday lol, caught unity’s dumbass
Qf2 doesn't work cuz ng4
Hi
Pawn d4
Horse f6
Pawn c4
Pawn g6
Horse c3
Pawn d5
Take
Take
Horse c3
Puzzles are basically math
I'll take his horse?
dms pls
Oh, I'm sorry
How does horse go to c3
Believe

Qh6
Qh6 Rg8 Rg7 Bf5 Rh7 Bh7 Bd3
yes
Easy
Wow
No way
u are ass ran
grunfield
Only one move
no way
What's a grunfield
bxc is theory
Grunfeld is the opening
Queen sac then idk tbh
Take back the pony
Qh5 was the move
OK this one was too hard
Horse = Knight and in chess we write it as "N" if u put knight on f6 square then Nf6 if take something on f6 square then "Nxf6"
Ima dip
Why doesn’t Qh6 work
opening
Cuz bf5 counterplay
Bd3!!!
Qh5 mentioned
anyone wanna play blindfol in chat?
Wayward incoming
I'll play with white
Nf5
Qh6 Nf5
1)e4
Ah ofc
I hate this
You guys have the same first instinct of g3?
@ancient zodiac https://www.chess.com/terms/chess-notation check this out for notation
yea for some reason
Ah yeah Kf3 might be too slow
but at the same time
You could play f3 to prevent ?
Yes
G3 looks wrong idk why
Kb5 prob
g3 Kb5 or Ka4 i don't think we're getting anywhere
idk why but Kf3 feels natural yet wrong
Is it wrong?
Kf3 to me seems like the only move
We can’t play g3 bc we can’t take on f3 then
didnt try yet
I think it’s Kf3
Kb5

I think he might make a passer
it was g3 should have listened to me
OK
If Kf3
I told u I'm trash at endgamez
it was g3
Damn🤣
I mean Kd3 is forced yes
lol kf3...
Huhhhh
Pawn race ig
not even that
Bruh I rejected this 5 mins ago💀
afterKc4 it is Ke3
there was no way anyone would have found this line
after Kc3 it was f4
But I mean giving black the passer is stupid 💀
do we all agree on f5?
Hmm
f5 h4
h4?
E3 now
idk about that
He’s not stopping anything
based on previous puzzles
E3 gg
U can queen for free
This one is concrete trust
How do you stop it
no
He can't stop promotion
Nf7 u just kf6
Kf4
Kg5
Why Kf6
Ng5 sry
Kf6 he can't come back in time
he can
Oh yeah
e2 Nf3 lol
Yeah kf6 first maybe
Why not Ke6
Get your queen back
Go kf6
Black wins
yea i see
gold coin game vibes if you know you know
Haha Qxh3 shocking the audience
lol
gxh3 and worry later
it was Qg3
Gzh3

free horsie 
Yeah I remember
What r these puzzles
I see a free horse I capture
exactly
they are 3000 rated ones
Gxh3 what d9es black play
Rd4
Qg5
so maybe Rf1?
Rd1?
he is joking

what
Oh🤣
oh yeah theres check
chat gpt 
but why would u do that
Qxf2
For mate
Rf1 give me other ideas?
rude
Chess is a rude game
See Rd2 seems solid
intesesting idea
But it’s passive
Re2 indeed
eat the goddamn rook
Qb3+ ? idk
:(
Puzzles are not passive
nah
9/10 times
lichess puzzles are
Fair
take the rook promote and Qh6 maybe
Rd2 is what I’d probably end up playing in classical
you are onto something
Qxd8 and Rf7 at the end
no but Rf7 is there
But taking the rook and then promoting cant he play dxe3
yea
my first instinct was that but ...
there should be a forced sequence
It hasn’t fully been rejected
DEBATABLE
how about promote first then take the rook
Seems good actually
we are not in time though
But Rf7 still
Rdxd8
promote first Rdd8 yea
and then?
maybe Rd2 actuallu
Rxd8
Qxd8
And Qe5
interesting
No more Rf7
Qd1+
Kg2
Whoop
what's the conclusion
idk Rd2 xD
I just can't believe the solution would be that slow
I didnot find it
yeah it's weird
we are missing something
d8Q Rdxd8 Qb3?
in that Rf7 line
Idk
takes and then Qxh7+ is winning
so d8?
idk which first
Qh6 Qd1+
rook or queen?
should be promotion
But Qh6 Qd1 and you lose
Your own thing
you donot have that
Why
Yeah I do
ahhhh jess
That’s why I was so confused
so called "free thinkers" when :3
How we got to the Qh6 idea
Why
idk seems good atleast
tf this is a real puzzle
Rxd4, exd4, Qe8, (Rxe8, dxe8+ promotion to a queen, Qf8, Qe6+, Kh8, Qxh5+, and white is winning.) Qf7, Qxf7+, Rxf7, d8+ promotion to a queen, Rf8, Qd5+, and white is winning.
Can’t he just go Qe8
hope those are some good ideas
My final vote is Rd2
Qe8 really?
oh yeah
Qf2
Bro forgot abt his own king
chess
how about Qxf2
yea lol
after Qe8
yea
it's mate in 2
repetition at minimum
welp. i didnt see the mate. wasted 10 mins on that haha
if the mate threat wasnt there, it would have been good for white
nah it would have been a draw
white's winning
yeah Qxf2+ is annoying
Rf1...
why
how would you win after that
idk it is lichess
it is always one side being better
wdym
What if it’s Rxd4 and Qg3 eyeing Rb8 trade and Qc7 to promote
Rd8
blocking pawn
Rb8
damn i love this puzzle
To trade and Qd6
yey and i just push
I can take the d pawn while protecting my own
I always return Qd6 after I take it
you mean first trade rooks
Yes
i am off the calcs
Yeah I see, shit
IF you block i take your pawn
Qg3 maybe
You can?
no
Ah okay
My mom stole my phone when she saw me smiling while I'm looking on my phone, I'm like it's not what you think mom 😭
Maybe from Qc1 Kg2
wait
lol
there is Qc1+ Kg2 Qc3+ double attack
You’re losing though🤣
Here's the latest
the fact that you have a mom caring that much for you is nice
after Qg3 Qc1+ Qc3+
Qc3?
But there's just a one piece difference
checking white king on g2
That’s a lot of material in an endgame
am i bozo in that position?
Can I still beat him?
i take your pawn next
how about we give up and check the solution
Last time I checked c3 is not on the same diag as g2 ngl
Oh c6
sry
What should i do?
lol my sleep schedule is messed up
Yeah ig that makes Qg5 work
im just blind and drunk rn :/
Resign ngl🤣
yep
I'm feeling optimistic that i can win
Inprove your knight
what is the difficulty of this puzzle
in 3k
this is way too dank
of lichess
How do i improve the horse?
so it is good puzzle
oh shoot im 2700 puzzles there
is this an ongoing game
By putting it on a square where it has the best vision over the entire board
yo can you solve this puzzle real quick?
against a bot
I'm against Soccer Magnus
It’s against a bot
ah
come on
what makes u think i can solve it
2400-2599 xD
I swear it has to be Rd4
Where is that specifically?
aint risking it
Here
we lost too much time to throw it way
That’s your plan to find out as a chess player
Yeah
id trade the rook instantly
Can you just help me for once
and then
But I’d say e4 is a nice square
ok so we all agree on Rd4?
ok then
I have no queen
Try and get the knight to e4
and then qf7 promote or smth
Haha he’s solvinf the puzzle
i need a black move after qb3
it was incorrect....
i just go Kh8
Does fifa still exist
i have no more answer
Rxd4 is a mistake....
WHY DIDNT YOU TRY RD4
its eafc now but yes
Oh💀
How?
lol i am messing with all of you
ew
You go figure
ewww
leave the server sa
Ah piss off
hello
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hahaah i gotcha all
Qg3 come on bring it home baby
hehe debates going on
wot
Rb8
thats way too slow for a puzzle
Not on lc
it's 3000 li
Rg8 Y/N?
i mean i can rb8 also after qb3
Am I losing
mate in 2
Yes
oh yeah
Hello
Qg3 about to play
Yes
qg3 qd5 rb8 qxd7 draw no?
I’m kinda split on Qg3 tho
What else can I do?
Qd5?
I want to reverse it
wow!
now do qb3
what
Does anyone here have youtube knowledge
right :(
qb3 and come back to g3
Okay, since you're done. Can you lend me your time now
ridiculous
I want to reverse this
not quite but sure dms are always open for nice people
u have no hope
Alright, sorry
Just click the restart button
especially with doubled pawns
damn this is a fun one
I lost my brain cells for that puzzles so cya
cya
Pin state fr
@compact mantle just me and you and some idiot called wlcome that solved the puzzle in 2 mins
Ez
Bd4?
Ah yes move the bishop one square uo
Are you looking at this puzzle
Soccer Magnus mate me again
He's super difficult like mittens
How you gonna play Ne6 or Bd4 bruh
how to get 2000 rating?
Bc4 makes more sense imo
it is lichess everything makes and doesnt at the same time
Bc4 is a good move tho
I'm white again
Bc4?
can someone help me
@compact mantle
how to get 2k elo
cheat
Get better just like me!
Live game?
Don't joke about it :)
Against Soccer Magnus
Ciao mi amigo
My eyes
halo
What should i play next
okay
guys how do i beat sleepy magnus
I can help you
shrug
hes so difficult
You frick
i unironically lost to sleepy magnus twice
i haven’t tried yet
I’d lose to drunk magnus
Can you help me with Soccer Magnus
seriously
Getting on 2000 is a long journey!
And yes you can improve.
See the post I made here a long time ago#💬〡chess-talk message
Make sure to also look here #1040028251965358121 .
So play opening principles.
Use your time. Generally longer time control are good for improvement. Like 15/10 or 10 mins games . Use your time there.
Do puzzles. You can spend 5 to 15 mins on them. If you still did not find the right answer feel free to make a guess. If you got wrong. Analysis the puzzle. Look why your move was wrong? And why it better?
Analysis the game if possible do it with a coach or other players. We also analysis games here #1039982616159465595 .
Good luck!
what is that opening
I don't know either
e5 probably
Hi v
ain’t no way you’re 1k
Sleep
Transpose to a french

c3 and pray to god he doesn’t go d4
Nf3
Probably the more accurate move
Actually
Nf3 allows Bg4
Then he gets a really good french
Am I winning?
M5
d4 works yeah
a really good french wont do anything
c3 was inaccurate, but so is the bot
now nf3
Easy, we’re back into theory😎
i will soon i promise 
What is n again?
knight
Knight
ain’t no way you’re 1k 
Youre actually insane bro. Go outside for like 5 minutes after this match.
Okay v I believe you :)
5 minutes is generous
Don’t need notation to play the game
He ate mine
Who wanna play chess with me?
anyway guys should i go into uni now or retake a levels and wait 2 more years
Cheating
Cxd
martin odegaard
yeah but it’s basics. it should be learned
full sened the hardest and go dogma mode
how are you doing in school
uh not good
What is cxd?
fullsend
Do you have a specific study you’re interested in?
average test scores?
i can get into medicine but not the best uni for that matter
c3xd4
why does that matter
because
is the uni name more important than the essence for you
the uni i want to target can get me to practice in australia
A wild cow has appeared!
mmm ok
come to america
ew america
don’t go to aussie land
Cow says hello.
land of the million genders and allat
His queen isn't moving 🥳
dont do that the american unis are filled with lobotomites
The better uni can provide better products to study the subject
Hello
erm what
shut UP
real
i still need to do national language exam and i dont want to do it in the first year of med school id die
D:
oyo
Cow doesn't understand why human bad at conversations
you’re interested in med school?
Holy Cow!
Not always, also "2nd rate" unis in the U.S. can do the same. At the point most studious people are whether or noth you go to a top uni becomes more of a thing for prestiege.
What should I do next?
resign
🐄
🐮
Isn't this cheating?
Cow likes this human
Nc3 or Bd2
I'm against Soccer Magnus
Mb
Mb?
They really do have a different curriculum 9/10 times. Every uni has their own way of doing things, and sometimes it might not suit you. Better to find out before than after you’ve been signed in
Why would a BILLION dollar institution with far reaching alumni not have the ability to do this?
Still why you asking beat him yourself
How did you learn the language of cow?
Bc there is competition between universities
Yeah, but that's not really a thing that seperates Top Unis from other Unis universally
Leave me alone, do your own thing
Cow learned it from other cows who taught him the ways of the cows
Okay if you say so
It changes in the way they suggest the students study
If that does not suit the student well, they fail