💬〡general-off-topic

[shadow night]

yes

[solid schooner]

oh hey

[shadow night]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ZEsfteJ5g

[solid schooner]

neuro can i try out my prep against you

[primal fern]

you're stronger than me already

also i'm at work

[shadow night]

do me im 3200

[solid schooner]

i see

[solid schooner]

i always was

[solid schooner]

i am good

[opal birch]

@fading roost are you Shawarma

[visual garnet]

did you play with chokbar

[worthy yarrow]

weakling

[cursive pawn]

@warm spindle oh ur a lichess player

disgusting

[visual garnet]

@cursive pawn did he/she/they/them beat you

what was the time control

[cursive pawn]

yes 3 min

2 times

[visual garnet]

Okay

[shadow night]

sure sure

1 hoi4 game and your gone

[warm spindle]

flizz off

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dnce-gif-14762310134329663850

gg whats ur rating on lichess

[warm spindle]

112

[warm spindle]

who told you that

[peak plank]

lichess is great

[visual garnet]

you have an alt which is 2000

in chesscom

[peak plank]

what alt

[warm spindle]

who told you that

[cursive pawn]

i dont think 2000 maybe 1600

[visual garnet]

Idk

[cursive pawn]

or 1400

[peak plank]

Name?

[cursive pawn]

atleast thats how it felt ur level was

[visual garnet]

idk

[cursive pawn]

ot maybe im just trash

[visual garnet]

no

[warm spindle]

There's no alt he just came up with that.

[visual garnet]

No, there is

[warm spindle]

Deep.

[visual garnet]

i set up the analysis board, it is a draw with perfect play

[visual garnet]

When will you show it

[warm spindle]

I'd rather die than play on CC that much.

[visual garnet]

its black to move?

[visual garnet]

show it now

okay wait

[peak plank]

rule of the suqare

very basic smh just count

but yeah if you know rule of the sqaure then its ggs

draw longer arrows L(

[visual garnet]

its a draw

[peak plank]

in 0 way is it a draw

[peak plank]

how is white gonna stop the advancement of the a-pawn

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ihatechess

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1472 (1689 peak)
Blitz: 1387 (1452 peak)
Bullet: 1706 (1724 peak)

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/comment-chain-better-call-saul-gif-24854532

[peak plank]

know rule of the sqaure, the king is not in the sqaure so the a-pawn can promote ez

[peak plank]

N?

[solid schooner]

I

[peak plank]

guys dont

[abstract mantle]

e

[peak plank]

DONT

[visual garnet]

while black is busy stopping whites pawns, black's king can get in

[abstract mantle]

pixel why did you start and continue it

[solid schooner]

N

[peak plank]

no.

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/double-g-letter-g-g-is-here-g-police-letter-g-dancing-gif-27064909

[solid schooner]

N

WE GOT EM

[peak plank]

how tf did that work out so well for you

[abstract mantle]

were all getting babanned 👨🏾‍🦼

[visual garnet]

then white can push their pawn

[shadow night]

Lets do some jokes

[peak plank]

and black moves their king

[shadow night]

A sexual predator walks into a bar, what does the bartender say?

[visual garnet]

and when you move to stop their pawn, white can also move their king

[shadow night]

Incorrect they say

checks notes

[visual garnet]

then white moves their king too

[shadow night]

What, can I get you mr president?

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/n-word-persona-persona4-dance-parrots-gif-25130025

[shadow night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897319839251693618/1159634924958142506/i_have_a_dream.gif?ex=6531bd2f&is=651f482f&hm=3bf8f2c8ec2971853b7f0f7ea855aab15417cafe2c9f196ab3946ae205d36061&

[grim edge]

reported

[visual garnet]

because i play games

[grim edge]

noted

[shadow night]

Who?

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-fire-fnaf-3-ending-hospital-disaster-gif-1976739374427047349

[peak plank]

because its blitz

[visual garnet]

even magnus doesnt know it

[peak plank]

also I didnt even know "rule of the sqaure" until 2k

I just had the abillity to count

[worthy yarrow]

Black to play and win:

[visual garnet]

you think blitz is easy?

[peak plank]

already checked TMC, not gonna spoil it

[worthy yarrow]

thanks

[shadow night]

g2

[worthy yarrow]

no

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

[peak plank]

not even a legal move

not even that, you just count XD

[cursive pawn]

hi are u troll

[grim edge]

same

[shadow night]

g3

[worthy yarrow]

Nxf3 Qf2

[grim edge]

💪

noted

[glossy radish]

h

[shadow night]

thats what i meant

[worthy yarrow]

also gxf3 the rook is hanging

[drowsy crest]

are you korean

[grim edge]

nope

[drowsy crest]

I hate koreans

[glossy radish]

me too

[grim edge]

Same

[peak plank]

dont.

[drowsy crest]

not racist or anything

[peak plank]

dont be racist

[glossy radish]

everyone asks me if i’m korean

[drowsy crest]

https://lishogi.org/tbfYTLeL

[glossy radish]

no way

[grim edge]

bullshet

[peak plank]

shogi smh

[glossy radish]

lemme hear u

[worthy yarrow]

nope

[glossy radish]

lemme hear u pronounce

[grim edge]

하늘이 그렇게 높아서

[shadow night]

Are you Korean?

[glossy radish]

lmaooo

[grim edge]

아무리 뛰어오르고 헤엄쳐도

korean is very understandable bruh

not really but ehhh

내 꿈을 털어낼 수 없다

hte korean alphabet is brainless

....

ehhh sure

[drowsy crest]

gg

[glossy radish]

flflflfllfllf

[grim edge]

reach my dreams

chinese

[drowsy crest]

who tf did I play shogi with

[grim edge]

eh

its a poem from yon dong joo

[shadow night]

chess game anyone?

chess game anyone?

chess game anyone?

[grim edge]

noted

[peak plank]

only if you gain another 80 rapid rating

[shadow night]

?

[grim edge]

ye

[shadow night]

No

[grim edge]

it's literally from the modern era

[peak plank]

!engame transpositon

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[peak plank]

but fr

english chat

[silent quest]

Why do they look like old English men

[peak plank]

bad server if they made you mod

[grim edge]

real

[drowsy crest]

I am the owner of a 9k member server btw

not to flex or anything

[sage light]

did u buy it

[peak plank]

the account you be at isnt even 2 years

[drowsy crest]

no

[grim edge]

it's a blessing

[solid schooner]

dang

[drowsy crest]

its a youtuber's server I just manage it

he has the owner ship I have the owner role

[sage light]

is discord that serious that u need an alt ??

[visual garnet]

yes

[grim edge]

damn that sounds so depressing and discord mod like

[peak plank]

nobody talk about the amount of discord alts I have

Absoultely fair, I 100% agree with that one

[solid schooner]

@drowsy crest can i test out my prep against you?

[grim edge]

that's a unique reply to my message

[visual garnet]

they are still removing you?

[silent quest]

That's wild

[grim edge]

hopefully

[silent quest]

Are you black?

[grim edge]

aint no wayy

[visual garnet]

i dont know what idrc means

[silent quest]

I dont really care

[visual garnet]

ok

[visual garnet]

ok

[silent quest]

Why are you hanging out with 12 y/o's

Not after you saying why not

[wheat falcon]

i might give up on chess bro 😭

[peak plank]

I dont like you

[peak plank]

yeah thats cool

[silent quest]

Real

[peak plank]

good idea

[visual garnet]

yo give me your account then

[solid schooner]

all prep

[wheat falcon]

nah g

[grim edge]

aint no wayy

[visual garnet]

if you quit, just tell the username and password

[worthy yarrow]

who tf likes 12 year olds

[visual garnet]

when does diamond expire @wheat falcon

[wheat falcon]

why do you even want it

[grim edge]

u talk like a 12 yo

[worthy yarrow]

even 12 year olds dont like 12 year olds

[visual garnet]

you have diamond

[silent quest]

60 year olds

[grim edge]

i saw that

[wheat falcon]

i'm on the free trial bozo but if i don't quit by the end of it i'll renew it

[grim edge]

@servm mods check logs

[rain trout]

Hi kids

[worthy yarrow]

dont think they can

[visual garnet]

How will i know that

[wheat falcon]

you won't because i'm not giving you my account

[visual garnet]

i dont want it, you are a 200 anyways

[light ermine]

damn

[worthy yarrow]

💀

[worthy yarrow]

.

[visual garnet]

that was before i knew he/she/they/them was a 200

[worthy yarrow]

ok bud

[visual garnet]

okay

[worthy yarrow]

k

[light ermine]

200 climb?!

[grim edge]

OMGGG im currently in a 3 way tie for first place of a U1500 OTB tournament 😱

Got 2 rounds tmrw to play

[visual garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-right-big-eyes-smile-gif-15484911

[light ermine]

GLLLL

hope you win!!!

[grim edge]

THANK YOUUU

[visual garnet]

OK

[worthy yarrow]

ok

[visual garnet]

Ok

[grim edge]

i played 5 rounds of chess in 1 day, first 4 were 30 minute and last one was classical

Endurance was tested fr

[worthy yarrow]

ok

[visual garnet]

OKAY

[light ermine]

holy

i could never 💀

[drowsy crest]

I am 1200

[solid schooner]

2200-2399

i am 2230

we are a fair match up i believe

[shadow night]

chess game anyone?

Chess game anyone?

Chess game anyone?

[solid schooner]

secret acc hehe

also too many cheaters

[worthy yarrow]

unauthorized alt?

@srver mod

jk

[solid schooner]

i peaked 2230 and dropped to 2000 next day

all cheaters

[shadow night]

sure sire

[worthy yarrow]

I think its

skill issue

[solid schooner]

you are mere 1100

keep it shut

[shadow night]

You are 2000

I wouldnt exactly be very proud of that

https://tenor.com/view/xd-meme-funny-emoji-gif-15406750

[solid schooner]

i make money outta chess

:0

[shadow night]

Ah yes the mid 1800 child labour salary

[solid schooner]

arround 3.3k in 4 days

[worthy yarrow]

holy

[visual garnet]

WAIT HHOW

[shadow night]

And you get paid to do what

[worthy yarrow]

hard flex

[solid schooner]

win touraments

i won one in vegas

in december

[worthy yarrow]

what's your uscf

[visual garnet]

Okay now i know that you are capping

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/xd-meme-funny-emoji-gif-15406750

[solid schooner]

look it up

[shadow night]

I gotta show up and take your income away

[solid schooner]

north american open U1700 section

[light ermine]

tuff

[glossy kayak]

I suck at chess

[shadow night]

Good you won't have to deal with becoming good

[glossy kayak]

bruh

[visual garnet]

they cant give a 1000$ to the winner in an unsponsored event

[solid schooner]

it was sponsored

[visual garnet]

by ?

[shadow night]

Hes lying plus the whole idea of winning money, is based off your ability and the ability of others

[worthy yarrow]

why did first place get $1500 less 💀

[solid schooner]

i made 3.3k 3,333.34 to be exact

[shadow night]

its a dice role

[solid schooner]

if i prove it to you apologize to me

[tall goblet]

lol noob

[visual garnet]

hmmm

[shadow night]

I don't care, the consistancy of this money would be horrible

[worthy yarrow]

congrats sa

[solid schooner]

thx

[tall goblet]

idc

[solid schooner]

i made 800 average

[shadow night]

a month

[tall goblet]

we dont care

[solid schooner]

a tourament

[worthy yarrow]

y'all salty asf

[visual garnet]

except me right?

[shadow night]

if you believe so

[tall goblet]

bruh anyone wanna match me?

i am 2300 rated

id-adotand

[shadow night]

big deals

[worthy yarrow]

sure

what's your user

[tall goblet]

adotand

[solid schooner]

here is your proof

[shadow night]

sent

[solid schooner]

@worthy yarrow @shadow night @tall goblet @visual garnet

[tall goblet]

ok

[visual garnet]

👍

[solid schooner]

@shadow night apologize you jealous idiot

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[worthy yarrow]

holy crap @tall goblet is a gm!

https://www.chess.com/member/adotand

[primal fern]

?

[solid schooner]

shit

[shadow night]

is there a agreement that says i have to apologize?

[solid schooner]

accepting your defeat silently is enough for me

@tall goblet wow

[visual garnet]

wow

[tall goblet]

lol u r all like 1100 to 1900

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerdy-nerds-nerd-emoji-gif-25380417

[primal fern]

he can just say anyone's username the only way it's legit is if he connects his account

[worthy yarrow]

ik I'm trolling

[solid schooner]

lemme show you what skill is

[worthy yarrow]

im 2400 play me plz uwu

[shadow night]

Vs me so I can learn

[primal fern]

connect your account to be considered a trustworthy person here

[solid schooner]

true tho

no gm would spend their time here

[tall goblet]

ok

wait

[solid schooner]

unless....

[tall goblet]

lemme connect

[solid schooner]

silver?

[shadow night]

say who you'll play against so we dont spam message

[solid schooner]

@worthy yarrow can i try out my openings against you

[tall goblet]

how to connect?😆

[worthy yarrow]

if the game's unrated sure

[primal fern]

!welcome

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[tall goblet]

idk i am a new dc user

[solid schooner]

ofc

[worn ice]

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[shadow night]

this is very noob

[worthy yarrow]

send challenge to troll on chesscom

[solid schooner]

you send it to me (account is SecretAgent003 on cc or Mark0156 on lc)

[worthy yarrow]

aight

[solid schooner]

i am good i aint playing troll

[tall goblet]

done

[solid schooner]

say / profile

[primal fern]

you are not connected

[shadow night]

I

[visual garnet]

@tall goblet Accept my challenge for proof

[shadow night]

Am

Also

better

[tall goblet]

bruh

i am getting like 5 challenges every second

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/comment-chain-better-call-saul-gif-24854532

[shadow night]

just send a dm to one of us

[tall goblet]

ok

[shadow night]

should work well

[tall goblet]

id?

[visual garnet]

Arrjuneshwar

[shadow night]

right click on their profile and click message

[abstract mantle]

👨🏿 👦🏿👩🏿‍🦱🧑🏿🧑🏿🧑🏿👨🏿‍🦳👨🏿‍🦳👧🏿👧🏿🧔🏿🧑🏿‍🦱👨🏿👨🏿👴🏿

[shadow night]

real

[primal fern]

@tall goblet you did not connect your account

[visual garnet]

yes

[primal fern]

please connect it

[rain trout]

@tall goblet Seriously connect your account. No one wants to see neurolink sad

[tall goblet]

bruh idk there is some bug

[primal fern]

ther'es no bug

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-ragememe-rageface-trolling-gif-4929853

[rain trout]

I regret

[worthy yarrow]

send me a friend request

[visual garnet]

@tall goblet i sent my username, send me a dm

or a friend request

[shadow night]

Just go offline

if you wanna prove

[rain trout]

Your cat is amazingly pretty

[visual garnet]

No GM would be wasting their time to prove that they are a GM

[shadow night]

I would be for laughs

[rain trout]

Fr i have nothing to prove

That's why I'm a true gm

[shadow night]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1030362806836543519/1153629503843741696/watermark-1.gif

[umbral horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-in-the-hole-normal-face-geometry-dash-lobotomy-dash-normal-gif-12177481447883554899

[coral quartz]

Lil bro is saying he knows how gm thinks

[rain trout]

You don't want to see the video that i have believe me

I'll send it in your dms

[umbral horizon]

dont even get me started with my gif favorites

[shadow night]

one of my gif favourites involves jews

and I cannot post it

[sage light]

rd6 is a winning move for white but it looks so funny

[coral quartz]

How is that funny?

[sage light]

just look at the d file

[shadow night]

Chess game anyone?

[primal fern]

GMs don't talk like this. FAKE NEWS

[visual garnet]

Okay

[coral quartz]

I mean if it's funny to you then who am I to judge

[visual garnet]

Okay

[shadow night]

This Indian would

[warm spindle]

thas whqt i be sayin bro

@everyone @cursive pawn IS RICH

[sage light]

it looks funny

[cursive pawn]

@ everyone is crazy

[coral quartz]

[warm spindle]

would u eat this for 3 dollars

[shadow night]

@vital acorn

[cursive pawn]

u have more money than me bruh well in ur parents account

[warm spindle]

its my account

[cursive pawn]

not even 50k

[shadow night]

Chess game anyone?

[warm spindle]

it probably taste like candyyy

[cursive pawn]

but u cant spend it or something doesnt matter its more than i have

[warm spindle]

i think i overworked my arms

[warm spindle]

can i have some

ill pay pal you sometime in the future

[cursive pawn]

ru actually

[visual garnet]

Let's puzzle battle

[shadow night]

I love randoms

[cursive pawn]

i got to 2800 in puzzles then hated my life

[visual garnet]

Let's puzzle battle

[warm spindle]

hop on fort

[cursive pawn]

what ur puzzle rating i havent done puzzles in like months

[visual garnet]

Okay

[warm spindle]

Okay.

[cursive pawn]

ok

[ancient zodiac]

Hey

[visual garnet]

1800

[ancient zodiac]

Can you help me

[cursive pawn]

do /profile

[coral quartz]

What does susgW mean?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Arrjuneshwar (arrjuneshwar)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1145 (peak)
Blitz: 1404 (1450 peak)
Bullet: 1621 (peak)

[ancient zodiac]

How do I beat this Soccer Magnus bot

[coral quartz]

Susgew

[visual garnet]

Send it @warm spindle

[glacial fulcrum]

Play better than him

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 2038 (peak)
Blitz: 1802 (1872 peak)
Bullet: 1916 (1978 peak)

[ancient zodiac]

What do you recommend some effective opening against soccer Magnus?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dolores Cielo (doloressolace)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1039 (peak)
Blitz: 896
Bullet: 917

[nova trellis]

Even BS openings work

Play chef magnus

[ancient zodiac]

Be openings?

[cursive pawn]

i add u frend

[visual garnet]

Yeah

[ancient zodiac]

His end game is pretty good

I'm always losing against Soccer Magnus

It's been 20 times that I had played against him and nothing works

[visual garnet]

I sent a challenge

[ancient zodiac]

His horse is so good

[nova trellis]

Not at all

[cursive pawn]

do again i dont get

[nova trellis]

No

[visual garnet]

It's a puzzle battle challenge, send the challenge to me

[ancient zodiac]

Should I avoid taking the pawns at the center?

[nova trellis]

U can literally crush him by just not blundering

[visual garnet]

I am not getting anything @cursive pawn

[ancient zodiac]

How do I not blunder hahahaaha

[cursive pawn]

ok wait pls

[visual garnet]

Okay

[nova trellis]

I can crush chef magnus easily in the middlegame

[carmine arch]

i am rendering this guys light bishop useless

[nova trellis]

Just be better

[carmine arch]

hes mad like heck haha

[ancient zodiac]

Wait, I'll try again

[nova trellis]

I drew magnus once

[carmine arch]

[nova trellis]

Just check hikaru's video against the magni

That is how you draw mitten or magnus

[ancient zodiac]

What to play next?

[nova trellis]

... This is still opening

[cursive pawn]

@visual garnet good job

[ancient zodiac]

Oh okay

[visual garnet]

Thanks

[cursive pawn]

i mouse slipped sm times

[nova trellis]

Play d4

[carmine arch]

why

[visual garnet]

Yeah, I finger slipped and took the knight

[sage light]

: (

[cursive pawn]

again game

[sage light]

NOOOOOOO

[ancient zodiac]

He ate my pawn 😭

[visual garnet]

[nova trellis]

Well do u know the scotch then

[visual garnet]

I can't, I am having a free account

[ancient zodiac]

Scotch?

[cursive pawn]

ok

[ancient zodiac]

What's that?

[nova trellis]

Yep

[visual garnet]

Okay

[nova trellis]

OK nvm u don't know

[carmine arch]

damn

[nova trellis]

How long have u been playing

[carmine arch]

2 days

[ancient zodiac]

Can you tell me? Its okay if you don't

2 years

[cursive pawn]

😾

[nova trellis]

2 years?

Actually i recommend that u go study Basic openings

[ancient zodiac]

I mean 2 and a half years

[carmine arch]

what are they

[peak plank]

hm

[nova trellis]

I've been playing for 1 year

[ancient zodiac]

Can I just beat this bot without knowing anything

[nova trellis]

???

[peak plank]

self-study

[peak plank]

use chessbook.com

[ancient zodiac]

I'm not gonna cheat

[nova trellis]

Well u could

OK just tell me what he plays and i will tell u the move

[sage light]

doesnt chessbook cost money

[nova trellis]

Btw i gtg soon

[carmine arch]

where to

[peak plank]

Its not a cheat wdym

[nova trellis]

Dude i have to go sleep soon

[silk stag]

Hey bbg

[carmine arch]

ok

[ancient zodiac]

Just the number with letter? It would be difficult if I screenshot it

[sage light]

chessbrah is live

[silk stag]

How u doing my cutie patootie

[nova trellis]

Just notation

I can play blindfold

[peak plank]

and you said you werent gonna cheat ._.

[tidal lotus]

The heck?

Who you callin' cutie patootie?

[silk stag]

Where Liya

Where my prison mom

[ancient zodiac]

I want to beat this first and I'll try it again without help

[nova trellis]

Actually just play him yourself

[minor owl]

Bro it's been a whole ass day

[ancient zodiac]

Hey mitchell

[nova trellis]

Cuz nobody can help you in a tournament

[peak plank]

you realize you are allowed to cheat vs bots?

[nova trellis]

Nxd4

[ancient zodiac]

What is Nx?

[tidal lotus]

What about the beads?

[peak plank]

I feel like its kinda obvious...

[ancient zodiac]

joke, i forgot its a pawn

[nova trellis]

No u can play a gambit also

[peak plank]

nobody cares about the SG

[nova trellis]

U mean hans

[peak plank]

scotch gambit is mid

(nobody ping bast)

[nova trellis]

Idk i am not an e4 player

[shadow night]

who care about openings just play the right moves

[peak plank]

smh I play nf3 and e4

[nova trellis]

But i still know theories

[ancient zodiac]

Bishop 5c

[nova trellis]

Wth is that

[shadow night]

pawn 4c

[nova trellis]

U mean Bc5?

[sage light]

everytime i dont play c5 against d4 its a london smh

[minor spoke]

Hi bots

[ancient zodiac]

Its the same

[shadow night]

chess game anyone?

[nova trellis]

U play Be3

[peak plank]

ew boring line

[shadow night]

lol

[peak plank]

also @ancient zodiac you realize its legal to use the engine vs the bot

[shadow night]

why do they allow that

[sage light]

this a philidor

[peak plank]

no. no its not.

[nova trellis]

Then there is no point if u r only playing for fun

[peak plank]

there is no pawn on d6

[ancient zodiac]

Be3 is a bishop right

[peak plank]

idk why cheat in the first place

its just a bot no1 cares

you might as well sholars mate the magni

[warm spindle]

eated a bugs

[nova trellis]

I said Be3

I didn't say Bd3

[ancient zodiac]

I can't get it back

[nova trellis]

...

Come on bud

OK just resign

[ancient zodiac]

I'm sorry, I'll just restart the game

[nova trellis]

It's ok

[carmine arch]

won

[nova trellis]

If you can't beat it, that means your skill is not beyond that, don't be hard on yourself

[ancient zodiac]

Here's the new opening

[nova trellis]

OK igtg bye

[ancient zodiac]

I found it on youtube

Wait, dude

[random drum]

back

[ancient zodiac]

Okay, see you later

[random drum]

how tf u got trusted in 2 days

[ancient zodiac]

I won't touch this game.

[random drum]

No way I lost my trusted

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-fire-fnaf-3-ending-hospital-disaster-gif-1976739374427047349

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-fazbear-ihopeyoudieinafire-roblox-horror-fnaf-gif-25243138

[median saffron]

i literally have an 87/5/8 w/d/l playing a3 b4 against sicilian

[ancient zodiac]

What's wrong with my opening

[random drum]

@upbeat viper can u give me my trusted back? I left server and lost it 🥲

[median saffron]

are u white or

wtf is the other color

lava

[ancient zodiac]

Yes, I am

[random drum]

Ig Ik maya

[abstract mantle]

haha

[median saffron]

i mean

[random drum]

yes I do lol. I have seen her cc profile earlier

[ancient zodiac]

Can you help me

[random drum]

I like criminals btw

[random drum]

depends

[median saffron]

same

i mean i dont know why ur queen is out

[random drum]

they are cool

[median saffron]

might as well just play b3 bb2 instead

[random drum]

with?

[median saffron]

if nf6 you have nc3 at least

[random drum]

I hate chess

[neon pond]

why is your queen out

[normal hatch]

Qa4 is a common move in the ponzi but not after Nf6 I believe

[random drum]

which app is this? 💀

[ancient zodiac]

Should I restart the game again?

but i'm getting tired

[median saffron]

qa4 in ponziani is a crazy line for both

like just fianchetto the bishop make sure ur pawns arent hanging and ez

[random drum]

can we restart the game

[ancient zodiac]

Chesscom

You don't like the design?

[normal hatch]

Too bright

[median saffron]

b3 bb2 nc3 long castle

or if nf6 nc3

[random drum]

I use magnus carlsen's design lol

[ancient zodiac]

What is a b3

[median saffron]

then rd1 d4 bb5

[random drum]

square.

[median saffron]

pawn to b3

[brave ridge]

Hello

[median saffron]

instead of pawn to c3

[random drum]

ur cc id?

[ancient zodiac]

Is it good

cc?

[random drum]

It's wooden one

[random drum]

chesscom

[ancient zodiac]

My game crashed, I'm battery low

[random drum]

design choice is subjective tho

[random drum]

I thought ur id is "DoloresSolace"

[ancient zodiac]

It is

[random drum]

but it was last opened in september

[ancient zodiac]

Are you the one who sent me a friend request?

I am using the other account

I am afraid to lose

[random drum]

I send frnd req to higher rated players or in my elo range

[random drum]

is it approved?

[ancient zodiac]

Approved like?

[normal hatch]

Say yes

[random drum]

Not going to ping mods bcz I made this mistake too

pain helped me tho

[normal hatch]

These ppl dont like players having multiple accounts

[random drum]

bruh

[ancient zodiac]

This account is for my fun time

[random drum]

See. if u have two accounts u have to get other account approved by cc by mailing them otherwise ur both account get banned

[normal hatch]

Nah im just sayin bc some others are absolute pricks abt it

[ancient zodiac]

I have nothing to lose if someone beat me

[ancient zodiac]

Oh no

[fickle rampart]

Unless you keep it a secret

[random drum]

but u have to get approved by mailing cc at "support@chesscom" otherwise both of ur accounts will get banned

[ancient zodiac]

but its not anymore

[random drum]

chesscom can access IP tho

[fickle rampart]

Just say it’s another family memberrrrr

[ancient zodiac]

I can't lie

[fickle rampart]

[random drum]

just mail them. I mailed them after 5 months and they understood it bcz I didn't know about this rule

[ancient zodiac]

Am I getting banned in discord too?

[fickle rampart]

No

[ancient zodiac]

I didn't know this rule existed

[random drum]

No. But u will get locked out if ur accounts get closed

[ancient zodiac]

Locked out like?

[fickle rampart]

You get cool black color role

[random drum]

just tell them this and they will approve but do mail them otherwise u will get banned on cc

[random drum]

u won't be able to access this server but will get a chance to accept ur mistake and then u will get another chance

[opal birch]

no position if fine

[ancient zodiac]

Can you send me his email

[random drum]

[e-mail]

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[random drum]

Hi mohit :)

[ancient zodiac]

Hello Mohit

[ancient zodiac]

Thank you!

[torpid lintel]

What going on here :)

[opal birch]

banned for what

[ancient zodiac]

nothing hehe

[opal birch]

you didn't do anything wrong

[random drum]

welcome!

[ancient zodiac]

But I have two accounts

[random drum]

Maya was asking for alt accounts rule

[ancient zodiac]

They say its against the rule

[random drum]

If u get approved then it is not

[torpid lintel]

!alt

[stable jungle]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[ancient zodiac]

Okay, how do I know if I get approved?

[random drum]

chesscom will mail you

[torpid lintel]

Remember chess.com allow 2nd account for practice

[random drum]

support team

[ancient zodiac]

Okay, thank you

[ancient zodiac]

This is what I'm doing

[torpid lintel]

@ancient zodiac apply here

[random drum]

check dm once

[random drum]

I thought we can mail too lmao

[torpid lintel]

Nice!

[ancient zodiac]

I play for fun while the other one is if I'm mentally ready

[opal birch]

fair enough

[steady shadow]

Good evening all

[ancient zodiac]

You didn't send me a message though

[torpid lintel]

I guess that's also work haha. But on that links it's say all rules about 2nd account too, so it's good.

[opal birch]

ggood evening

[ancient zodiac]

Good evening mathematician

[random drum]

u should check dm reqs lol (on discord)

[solid schooner]

you promised

[torpid lintel]

Okay so who want to play with me right now :)

[ancient zodiac]

There's too many of them

[solid schooner]

a membership

[opal birch]

elo?

[solid schooner]

@fickle rampart say you do /profile

[random drum]

just check mine then and reply lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> MOHIT (mohit2040)

This is the Chess.com profile of mohit2040. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: MOHIT (mohit2040)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1581 (1770 peak)
Blitz: 1356 (1478 peak)
Bullet: 1284 (1378 peak)

[torpid lintel]

@opal birch

[fickle rampart]

/pr0file

[random drum]

haha. how are u btw? Today I was checking ur profile (cc one)

[opal birch]

i'll play a blitz game with you

[fickle rampart]

It’s bed time for me

[torpid lintel]

Why you keep asking me to learn language on Gmail

[solid schooner]

i think i played you a lot

[torpid lintel]

Ah xD

[solid schooner]

is your name Joeysomething?

[torpid lintel]

Good night

[solid schooner]

JoeyStenbeck?

[fickle rampart]

It’s our method of luring victims

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> joekempsey

This is the Chess.com profile of joekempsey. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 2040 (2057 peak)

[solid schooner]

oh haha

[fickle rampart]

Bye noobs

[random drum]

Was reading ur about me. Yes bullet is fun but it's kinda bad too

[fickle rampart]

😈

[opal birch]

@torpid lintel

ready

[torpid lintel]

I am good. Just got recover form the cold I got from swimming (2 days ago. ) feeling good right now :)

[torpid lintel]

Ah I just put that there, just because I was feeling bore xD

[median saffron]

baited

[torpid lintel]

https://play.chess.com/tVRey

[cursive pawn]

ok

[ancient zodiac]

@random drum is this the hard wooden board you're telling me

That Magnus is using

[random drum]

nope can I send that u in dm?

[minor spoke]

Hi bots

[silent quest]

Baited? What's the idea

[grim edge]

qf5

[peak plank]

deflection

[silent quest]

Oh

[normal hatch]

Qxf6

[median saffron]

qf5 is checkmate

:v

[normal hatch]

Did u get beat by one of them?

[silent quest]

Im 1000 games and stuck at 1400 for 3 months now

[peak plank]

you both are shit at chess

10k games. 2k rating.

[normal hatch]

Some ppl just play for fun. But yeah, that dude is a scumbag

[silent quest]

My uncle's got 20k games and stuck at 1600

[normal hatch]

I dont really have much bad encounters in the cc chat

[silent quest]

Skill issue

That's what losers think , im guilty of it too

[silent quest]

.

[peak plank]

some people lose to me 6-0 and then tell me I have no life 😦

[normal hatch]

[silent quest]

I wouldn't be 1400 then

[normal hatch]

Couldnt be me. I dont rematch

[ancient zodiac]

What is the best opening to beat the Soccer magnus

[silent quest]

That was me prolly

[silent quest]

No use beating bots

[peak plank]

it doesnt matter

[ancient zodiac]

I already beat Antonio, Magnus is next!

https://tenor.com/view/jordanswoody-creepywoodyjordan-jordanandhiswoody-gif-24320519

[peak plank]

unless you got a new account, we have never played

[torpid lintel]

gg

[ancient zodiac]

It feels like this is cursed

[random drum]

beat me first

[silent quest]

We never did as you said i dont play people below 2k

[ancient zodiac]

I can't

[opal birch]

gg my god you were so lucky

[ancient zodiac]

I'm not good in chess

[normal hatch]

real

[random drum]

same but we can play a unrated blitz game tho

[peak plank]

I dont play people below 1200

not 2000

[ancient zodiac]

if you meant physically i'm not good at fighting either hahaha

[normal hatch]

Why not

[silent quest]

I remember you saying 2k to me

[solid schooner]

haha

lets play

[peak plank]

...

fine. one game.

yeah?

[solid schooner]

puzzle time

[peak plank]

for what

[random drum]

lol

[sweet coyote]

check your dm

[random drum]

@ancient zodiacwhat's ur cc id?

[ancient zodiac]

Why your rook is kinda thick

mine is thin

[random drum]

it's lichess

[ancient zodiac]

Do you play on your computer?

[solid schooner]

laptop

[peak plank]

check challenges @solid schooner

[solid schooner]

solving puzzles rn

here it is

[random drum]

yes

[solid schooner]

it is crazy hard

[ancient zodiac]

Is it the same

[solid schooner]

...

[ancient zodiac]

Laptop and a computer

[solid schooner]

someone explain

[opal birch]

@torpid lintel good game

[ancient zodiac]

nevermind, computer is kinda bigger

[opal birch]

your skill does show

[solid schooner]

yea

[torpid lintel]

Good game!

[solid schooner]

bigger....

[ancient zodiac]

How do you read your name?

[torpid lintel]

Yes I was xD

[ancient zodiac]

Saoob?

[solid schooner]

are you trying to have a conversation with me out of thin air?

[opal birch]

yeah honestly i had it i was gonna win by rook but you had that lil bit of luck

[ancient zodiac]

If you don't want to, you can just ignore me

[solid schooner]

it is essayoo3

[opal birch]

hi Maya

[solid schooner]

I want someone to help me solve these idiotic puzzles

[opal birch]

show?

[ancient zodiac]

Just like I ignored him

[solid schooner]

hardest puzzles i have ever came across to

[solid schooner]

disrespectful

[ancient zodiac]

Hello

[opal birch]

did you just ignore me when i said hi

[solid schooner]

I am not that bad

[torpid lintel]

I just played so fast that's what happens when we play lot of bullet games!
It was affecting my Rapid but I fixed it today :) I started using my time on rapid

[ancient zodiac]

Forgive me, i didn't mean to do that

[peak plank]

you wait you want a game or no? @solid schooner

[solid schooner]

she was trying to prove a point

[loud mural]

Its almost 7 am and I didn't sleep

[solid schooner]

puzzles first

[torpid lintel]

I want!

[opal birch]

i literally natrually make moves quickly like bullet it's so bad in a rapid 10 min game since you have all the time in the world

[ancient zodiac]

Queen h5

[opal birch]

it's fine Msys

[loud mural]

Ima grind bullet for 7 am

[solid schooner]

idea being?

[normal hatch]

Try to recreate the wayward queen attack

[solid schooner]

here it is if you lost it

[ancient zodiac]

Don't mind me, I'm trying to act smart HAHAHHAHA

[opal birch]

pawn takes pawn

[neon pond]

fxe5?

[solid schooner]

umm i was thinking of Rd5

[random drum]

maya told me the meaning of scariest word today Thanks 💀

[solid schooner]

fxe5 Rxd5

[peak plank]

ok 😄

[iron barn]

theres no way, i looked at it

[solid schooner]

yea exactly

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/Z5n9D @torpid lintel

[solid schooner]

Rd5 stops it

[iron barn]

theres mate after rd5

backrank

[solid schooner]

using engine now?

[iron barn]

No?

[solid schooner]

no?

fxe5 Rxd5 what's the continuation?

cant take the queen

[iron barn]

fxe5 rd5 rxd8 qxd8 rxd8 re8 rxe8#

[novel moat]

[solid schooner]

wait wait wait

fxe5 Rxd5

where did Rxd8 come from

[static ridge]

Ya wtf is he saying

[iron barn]

oh it's rook d5

[solid schooner]

yea

[bronze dew]

chess

[iron barn]

not e5 lol

[solid schooner]

dummy

[static ridge]

Bruh lol

[solid schooner]

fxe5 is still viable

[bronze dew]

Bless

[solid schooner]

i am not sure what's the right continuation

@ancient zodiac your idea of Qh5 might be good

[bronze dew]

Guess

[static ridge]

What happens if rook takes d8 rxd8 rxd8 qxd8

[solid schooner]

I was looking at it

not sure if it is worth going into

[static ridge]

Then f or queen takes e5

[random drum]

LOST

[solid schooner]

seems equal

[static ridge]

Then bishop takes c3

[solid schooner]

@static ridge Qe5 is met with Qd1

[static ridge]

C4

[solid schooner]

forced draw

[static ridge]

So f takes

[solid schooner]

equal pawns

positional equality

[neon pond]

Qxe5 does nothing?

[solid schooner]

nice find

[neon pond]

idk

[solid schooner]

didnt look at that move

[static ridge]

If qd1 then just move ur king up

Ur threatening back rank

He has to defend

[solid schooner]

so so i like Qxe5

[static ridge]

And u gain a pawn with the tempo

[solid schooner]

the idea is Ne7

[static ridge]

Ya I like Qxe5 too

[solid schooner]

lets look at potential moves

[novel moat]

Pawn is usually not enough to win in endgames with queens on the board

[solid schooner]

especially in puzzles

[static ridge]

But it’s better than equal normally

The opponent needs to take the time to win back a pawn

[novel moat]

Wouldn't even say that, the constant threat of perpetual checks or forks will draw the game

[solid schooner]

Qxe5 going once!

i am putting the move on the baord if everyone agrees

does everyone agree?

[static ridge]

Do it

[neon pond]

i like it

[solid schooner]

incorrect

[neon pond]

AAA

[solid schooner]

damn...

[neon pond]

is it some normal move 💀

[solid schooner]

it was Rxd8

[static ridge]

Bruh

[solid schooner]

Rxd8

and fxe5

[static ridge]

I said that brooo

[solid schooner]

Qg5 h4!

[neon pond]

that's so

[static ridge]

Right here

[solid schooner]

no that's incorrect

[neon pond]

lol

[bronze dew]

how do i get unsuppressed?

[solid schooner]

so basic how could we miss it

another one incoming dont worry

[static ridge]

What

[solid schooner]

ok here greek gift sounds good

[static ridge]

Ya

Geeek gift

[solid schooner]

DOES EVERYONE AGREE ON Bh7/

[static ridge]

That’s not that hard

[bronze dew]

how do i get speaking perms in calls

[neon pond]

looks like a normal greek gift yeah

[solid schooner]

no wait

there might be Rc1 first

[bronze dew]

does anyone know?

[neon pond]

huh

[solid schooner]

Rc1 first

[static ridge]

What if he doesn’t take the bishop

[solid schooner]

lol Ng5

[robust mirage]

bro died

[bronze dew]

k ill look it up /:

[solid schooner]

ok i am putting Bh7 on the board

[static ridge]

Then?

[solid schooner]

IT WAS MISTAKE

I KNEW IT

[static ridge]

Wait king g6

[solid schooner]

Rc1 first then Bh7

[static ridge]

What if he goes king g6

[solid schooner]

damn....

[torpid lintel]

Thanks for playing with me :) did I used my time properly?

[solid schooner]

@neon pond @grim edge @novel moat @static ridge

just give lines

[static ridge]

Mohit werent u like 1800 smthn

[peak plank]

I feel like you used a lot of time in all the critcal moments

[static ridge]

Knight g6

[peak plank]

Rg1 is prep, very fun line dispite stockfish hating me

[static ridge]

Bishop takes then h takes

[digital phoenix]

tf is rg1

[solid schooner]

Ng6 Bg6

[neon pond]

Ng6

oh

[solid schooner]

yea i think so

[neon pond]

pawn takes doesn't work

[torpid lintel]

It's still not a mistake