💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

stalker? smh

Show

[fallen valley]

No I don't watch the NFL much

[grim edge]

Bro the games are on and im stuck here fcking babysitting

Do you watch MVL

[grim edge]

Eggball sucks

nice farm life

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-luna-eat-gif-3997701764820700221

I go eat

[grim edge]

Eggball sounds like a difficult sport

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzy-mice-mauzymice-mauzy-mice-boy-gif-5951345171965216491

[grim edge]

no

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-19997695

[peak plank]

I am NOT held hostage by chess.com and chess.com definitely is the superior website dispite that lichess has no ads, free analysis and a study feature

[grim edge]

Someone predicted the SB will be chiefs vs cowboys

[peak plank]

oh, and the database

[grim edge]

SB?

If this happens i will promptly shoot myself

[grim edge]

No

Superbowl?

[grim edge]

Super Bowl

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-type-type-typing-gif-4348094406361571449

[grim edge]

N O

All cc has is a nicer interface and you can alter that too in lc

[stone quiver]

:3

[grim edge]

Maybe a better rating system for the start

[grim edge]

American football

But LC has better average players

I'm like 2000 on lichess and 900 on cc

It's just a matter of taste

[grim edge]

Stop lying bro

If ur 2k on lichess im about to start grinding for 2500

[stone quiver]

Superbowl is in february i think

[grim edge]

Yessir

You can't get 2k on lichess unless you are genuinely good

[little elm]

2000 lichess is 1800 cc maybe

[grim edge]

1800 cc maybe

[warm spindle]

it is 1700

[peak plank]

there is no way in hell you are 2k li without cheating

[grim edge]

I could probably get it but not keep it

[peak plank]

my lichess alt is 2k

[grim edge]

What's with the skull emojis no 900 cc is 2000 lc

[ebon gust]

Hi

[grim edge]

Ok 1500

[peak plank]

ok thats fair

btw unity I got a new rapid peak on lichess

[grim edge]

Well we all knew cowboys were going to lose cheer up

[grim edge]

1500 is the provisional rating you get at the start

[grim edge]

I would dig a ravens 49ers rematch

[little elm]

only 15 games

[ebon gust]

Isn’t lichess

Inflated

[grim edge]

Course

[ebon gust]

But props to the progress

[little elm]

none of them are inflated or deflated, not designed to be compared

[peak plank]

I dont play on lichess

[grim edge]

Oh i cant see the game stuck babysitting

[ebon gust]

Ah

[little elm]

lichess is generally higher on average

[grim edge]

Im 1789 li

[peak plank]

yet lichess is generally higher

[ebon gust]

I’m starting to see the value of lichess more and more as my elo rises

[grim edge]

Bet i could hit 2k once cause of the major elo from wins but i would inevitably lose

Nah man it’s fine i dont like either team anyway

[fallen valley]

That's what I tell myself too

[grim edge]

I wish both could lose

[peak plank]

averages out at 2300 ig

[little elm]

usually i play more seriously on lichess

[worthy yarrow]

cope

https://tenor.com/view/cope-dont-care-crying-cry-chips-gif-21606846

[stable mirage]

600

[peak plank]

how is this guy a master debatable

[worthy yarrow]

no im mewing rn

[grim edge]

Yet my lichess is nearly double

[peak plank]

oh hes a blitz player. lame.

[peak plank]

its a lot more different at lower ratings

[worthy yarrow]

oH hEs A bLiTz pLaYeR. lAme

[little elm]

ok but 100 and 200 is different to 1500 and 3000

[worthy yarrow]

I play rapid too 😡

[grim edge]

🧐

[grim edge]

300

[worthy yarrow]

young enough to be mewing

[little elm]

what is a master debatable

[peak plank]

playing a 500 doesnt count

or an 11

[worthy yarrow]

fite me in rapid ill smoke you

😡

[peak plank]

nah

troll

[grim edge]

Nice w against a titled

[worthy yarrow]

then stop snooping around my profile

jk

[stable mirage]

rook b1

[grim edge]

!!

Nh3

[proven sapphire]

he is higher rated than you..

[worthy yarrow]

I'm dedicating my entire conscience to mewing or typing

[peak plank]

im aware

hes also troll

[worthy yarrow]

jk I'll play what's your user @grim edge

[proven sapphire]

how so?

[worthy yarrow]

im serious

[peak plank]

run a profile

[peak plank]

check

hes literally troll

[proven sapphire]

i cant profile someone else can i?

[peak plank]

#👾〡bot-guide

[worthy yarrow]

right click on profile > apps > chesscom profile

[proven sapphire]

well how is that a troll?

[peak plank]

troll

[worthy yarrow]

this is a scam I want to play rapid but then I lose my 2169

how can you blame me 😡

[proven sapphire]

he hasnt played rapid in years

or like a year

in one day he went from 0-2200

[worthy yarrow]

I think that means they're cheating

[dense tundra]

How do link your chess.com account again??

[worthy yarrow]

wait what

[proven sapphire]

thats you

[worthy yarrow]

im gonna cry

[dense tundra]

!link

[proven sapphire]

so hes a cheat that hasnt been noticed?

[proven sapphire]

u already have bozo

[worthy yarrow]

😳

[dense tundra]

No I want to link my new account

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[proven sapphire]

you have to email chess.com and ask them to unlink

[stone quiver]

I love you

[peak plank]

go to this page of ur alt, then hit disconnect

[grim edge]

I'm pissed

[peak plank]

you realize /disconnect exists?

[proven sapphire]

oh i had to email them as my old account got closed

[worthy yarrow]

oops

[dense tundra]

Gotcha

[grim edge]

5 blunders

[worthy yarrow]

did I just detrust myself

[peak plank]

[grim edge]

0.1 second

[peak plank]

you get it instantly once you reconnect dw

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[grim edge]

😰

[peak plank]

ik that because ive done that

[grim edge]

The game showed as finished, then was just like "nope you got mated"

[worthy yarrow]

let me see how it feels to live in the slums of the chesscom server

[peak plank]

worse that typically happens is some people call you a cheater

oh and also no image perms

[worthy yarrow]

this sucks

[peak plank]

.

[worthy yarrow]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tepid cairn]

mena is backa

ayone speaka latviana

[tacit spoke]

season 2

[tepid cairn]

@grim edge hey

ling tinae nose

[grim edge]

:3

[tepid cairn]

ayone speaka latviana

[proven sapphire]

so was/is he a cheater?

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @worthy yarrow, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[worthy yarrow]

omg

[grim edge]

Lol

[worthy yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[grim edge]

What

[tepid cairn]

limsdnk ndhsy tokak

[worthy yarrow]

😭

[grim edge]

Don't know

Idk

[peak plank]

who? Siverking? dbout it

[grim edge]

No

[tepid cairn]

how did u join the server then?

[grim edge]

.....

Idk

[worthy yarrow]

I just made a joke that I played one game and got a lot of rapid rating through provisional I'm not cheating (trust)

[proven sapphire]

mk

[dense tundra]

Boom

[worthy yarrow]

you can check my games they're pretty bad 😭

[proven sapphire]

so hwo are you so high rated then

[worthy yarrow]

because everyone else is also bad, and a good luck factor

[proven sapphire]

you dont get to 2200+ by luck

[worthy yarrow]

ok

fax

[peak plank]

I dont think hes a cheater

[silk stag]

I never got to tell Liya I felt the same way about her

[novel moat]

Go outside

[upbeat viper]

No cheating accusation

[silk stag]

Jk ofc

[silk stag]

Im about to

[umbral horizon]

no cheating accusations w/o any proof

[upbeat viper]

Idk if you're accusing

[novel moat]

Great, touch some grass

[upbeat viper]

I read cheater

So

[grim edge]

Yeah now you say huh?

[upbeat viper]

Hm ?

[silk stag]

Grasses are dirty
Theres usually dog poo in em

[novel moat]

Good to wash your hands afterwards

[quiet sparrow]

I couldn't even purple to this I hollowed all over

[silk stag]

Nope

[novel moat]

That's on you man don't get near me

[peak plank]

dw no accusasions

I said they werent cheating ig

[worthy yarrow]

nobody is accusing anything

[novel moat]

ig

[worthy yarrow]

I wanted to post a ss but

[peak plank]

sad

[grim edge]

Who is beehops @upbeat viper is she new?

[worthy yarrow]

test

[silk stag]

Ofc

[worthy yarrow]

im about to get banned for abuse after what im doing to this guy

😼

[silk stag]

Cheating accusation?
Are u accusing bast of cheating in dahlia?

[peak plank]

smh

[grim edge]

Waffle

[worthy yarrow]

let me play rg3 before somebody suggests it and then I cant play it

[covert cosmos]

pancake

[peak plank]

I suggest not resgining

[worthy yarrow]

[grim edge]

Syrup

[covert cosmos]

huh

[worthy yarrow]

alireza playing blitz on chesscom during tata steel

[covert cosmos]

what are you yapping about

[stable mirage]

cheating?1

[covert cosmos]

100%

[stable mirage]

ah yes my favorite

[worthy yarrow]

isnt that like h5 h4 h3 h2 h1 =Q

[upbeat viper]

Ancient mod

[novel moat]

How are they still mod

[upbeat viper]

Because she mostly mods on site nowadays

I guess

Or she got an event mod job

Idk

Unsure

[stable mirage]

g3 h5 counts

[novel moat]

Interesting

[upbeat viper]

Ye event mod

[grim edge]

Look. Just so everyone knows, I'm fine joining VCs, just join too yknow

[upbeat viper]

So she rather spends her time actually working to get paid

[novel moat]

Bast why don't you do that as well

[upbeat viper]

I'm in bed Dahl

Well no

[stable mirage]

moderate me

[upbeat viper]

I don't have a job

[grim edge]

Yeah. Didn't you just join?

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

Ya

[compact mantle]

You’re a mod

[novel moat]

Get one

[upbeat viper]

Mod isn't a job

[compact mantle]

Yuh😎 contributers to society gang

[upbeat viper]

I get no money

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

Okay sleep and I hate deeppppp for calling me a stalker. I hate him a little bit

[stable mirage]

are you not

[grim edge]

I am not

[novel moat]

You are indeed

[grim edge]

I am not

[worthy yarrow]

you should ping everyone and ask for 1 dollar each or else you quit

[upbeat viper]

Oké

[upbeat viper]

Nah I enjoy my time here

[stable mirage]

lies

[upbeat viper]

@danielrensch gimme a job pls

[worthy yarrow]

thats the wrong ping

try again

[grim edge]

You are right

[drowsy crest]

join me, we'll conquer the world

[stable mirage]

I knew it

[novel moat]

Ask hess

[grim edge]

[worthy yarrow]

hess deserved to win chess man of the year no cap

[grim edge]

Scam

[worthy yarrow]

make a chesscom year award of chess man and he wins it every year

[drowsy crest]

no we will copy lichess and then add analytic system from cc for free

tada best chess site in existence

[novel moat]

Okay I'm going to sleep I hope I wont see bast in my dreams

[grim edge]

Then why you here 😭

[drowsy crest]

plus open source

[grim edge]

I was actually thinking of building a website for chess

[worthy yarrow]

my eyes hurt imma hop off discord

bye for now

[compact mantle]

For what purpose?

[drowsy crest]

build it

[novel moat]

@upbeat viper #2200-or-higher i left you a message hope you like it

[grim edge]

Don't annoy Anitta

[drowsy crest]

racism is allowed, rant about how lichess is better, heil

no non political discussions will be condoned

[grim edge]

McDonald's and KFC are too mainstream. We bringing you a 5 star Michelin restaurant

[drowsy crest]

if you say cc is superior instant ban

[grim edge]

It only goes up to 3 stars.....

[compact mantle]

Take my money

[drowsy crest]

any sort of facts you speak which mighthurt the mods is legal

[compact mantle]

That’s how good it is

[drowsy crest]

chessc*m

[grim edge]

😱

[compact mantle]

Michelin gonna make two extra stars just for this restaurant

[grim edge]

In our website, we go up to five. That's something you guys wouldn't expect

Any of you ever actually been to a mechlin star restaurant?

[compact mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/michelin-kcmichelin-gif-24788212

[compact mantle]

I have

I was in Malta

[grim edge]

What did you eat

[upbeat viper]

Cuz I like helping and spending time here

[grim edge]

But money

Ratings go up to 12,000 elo crazy

[compact mantle]

I will never forget the scottish scallops I had there

[upbeat viper]

Idc about money

[hallow estuary]

Cowboys losing 😃

[sage light]

Can someone explain to me why h5 is the best move here

[grim edge]

Who?

[drowsy crest]

cap

[grim edge]

I doi

[upbeat viper]

Running away Dahl

[grim edge]

Come and find me

Gewt a room

[compact mantle]

I had a starters of scottish scallops (parmesan and sum good stuff, it was heavenly 😍) a beef stroganoff as my main dish and some lemon meringue as dessert

[grim edge]

Omg I'm 2 p room 2

🙄

[stable mirage]

gotem

[compact mantle]

Lmao gotem

[upbeat viper]

Can't

[grim edge]

Hello

[upbeat viper]

Bruh wat

[cursive pawn]

Helo

[grim edge]

Crazy crazy guy

[polar oxide]

uwu

[stable mirage]

UwU!

[warped vigil]

RICHARD

[drowsy crest]

look at black queen

[grim edge]

Anyone want to join a gc for no reason at all?

[grim edge]

My bestieeeee how are you?

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-ghosttwf-owo-fox-uwu-gif-19416075

[drowsy crest]

hello richard I am richarded

[grim edge]

💀

[upbeat viper]

uwu boss Richard

[warm spindle]

Really?

[stable mirage]

[cursive pawn]

Yes

[grim edge]

I'm using that

[polar oxide]

Uwu

[compact mantle]

Any bri’ish blokes there?

[grim edge]

Fin but he's a

[drowsy crest]

look around you, it is all an illusion

[polar oxide]

Does Ireland count?

[upbeat viper]

Do you have a part time job for me ? 👉 👈

[grim edge]

chav

[drowsy crest]

snap back to reality

[upbeat viper]

owo

[compact mantle]

Clearly noy

[solid schooner]

guys

@polar oxide oh hey

[grim edge]

You're Irish?

[drowsy crest]

bast are you over 18

[upbeat viper]

He is

[upbeat viper]

Ofc I am

[compact mantle]

Hmmm only fin?

[upbeat viper]

Smh

[polar oxide]

🫣 send me a DM

[upbeat viper]

Oh really

[drowsy crest]

bro i dont date people older than 18

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Bestie, i sent you a 10 min rapid unrated earlier. I'd like to think that you're busy, not a scaredy cat

[grim edge]

Bank

[upbeat viper]

Rip

Ignored

[drowsy crest]

make chessc*m opensource I wanna contribute

[polar oxide]

Yes mam and some day i will find a saddle for a Giraffe .... why limit it to horses and camels

1.5

[covert cosmos]

100

[grim edge]

If you ever go to the US go to irish bars and bring a passport, they will give you 100% off if you gaslight them saying you get free drinks for the night

Little life hack

I hate you

[covert cosmos]

If you drive into an orphanage in the US the police will give you a free stay in a room with a bed and bathroom

[grim edge]

0

[grim edge]

No but it actually works

Conscious breahting conscious blinking

[covert cosmos]

no

[grim edge]

NO

[grim edge]

Bestie said uwu and left. Why do egirls act that way? Smh

[covert cosmos]

uwu

[grim edge]

Why

Would you do that

I can't believe this is a chess server

[grim edge]

Neither

[covert cosmos]

i agree

[silk stag]

YOU

[covert cosmos]

bros about to cook some paragraphs

you know what i'm not dealing with your bullshit

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[grim edge]

What was that?

[echo kestrel]

How in the world does a 2200 mess this up?

[upbeat viper]

Sowwy, I got him in my DMs

[polar oxide]

Really? I was in the US 3 times!! I didnt know this....

I showed my irish passport in an irish bar in Germany and they asked what is that passport haha

[grim edge]

My sister did it and it worked

They're really gullbile

[drowsy crest]

I have a practical example of this one

[covert cosmos]

huh

[drowsy crest]

Day 1 of asking richard to make cc opensourced

[polar oxide]

Noice!!

[drowsy crest]

its 11:59 so wait another minute

[grim edge]

Your clock is ahead

[drowsy crest]

Day 2 of asking richard to make cc open sourced

[drowsy crest]

indeed its called being asian

[covert cosmos]

its :51 right now

[drowsy crest]

nuh uh

[primal fern]

@boreal ice Is now banned

[grim edge]

Dammmm

[grim edge]

Yes

[covert cosmos]

yuh huh

[drowsy crest]

your alt

[grim edge]

Ask him thrice and you'll get TOed

[drowsy crest]

I am on a 24 h cooldown

[primal fern]

Oh now i get his username

[keen parrot]

who ping

[grim edge]

Look at that guy

So annoying

[compact mantle]

You do sound like a discord mod

[drowsy crest]

bro deleted my compliment 😔

[grim edge]

He sounds French

[compact mantle]

A french discord mod

[primal fern]

Because he is french

[grim edge]

No shit

[keen parrot]

bast makes me feel good

[grim edge]

Good for you

[compact mantle]

🤔

[round torrent]

Sup

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/busting-ghostbusters-ray-parker-jr-ghosts-gif-22860192

[compact mantle]

Hm

[grim edge]

Your girlfriend is 16

And this is weird

[compact mantle]

Still legal

[keen parrot]

and shes cuter than you too

[grim edge]

...And you're 19

[compact mantle]

Bro why you going for the throat💀

[grim edge]

Only if she knows Vims real character

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-big-mouth-gif-24568110

[grim edge]

There a reason you're rating minors?

[grim edge]

What? HAHAHA

Tramp

[compact mantle]

I think we all know the reason

[keen parrot]

im not rating anyone, she means everything to me and you mean nothing to me is all

[compact mantle]

Fair

[upbeat viper]

Eh

Let's not run a drama

Pwease

[grim edge]

It will be weird if Queenie means something to you

[keen parrot]

sowwy

[upbeat viper]

Be kind to eachother

Nah Fin

[warm spindle]

THIS GUY IS HERE TO MEET A 15 YEAR OLD BOY

[grim edge]

In french

[keen parrot]

friends mean something to me, but i don't consider her to be one

[upbeat viper]

Oof

[grim edge]

It would be wouldn't it

[upbeat viper]

That hits

[grim edge]

Random guy on the internet caring about me seems a weird dunnit

That's drama

[compact mantle]

Google translate brit

[grim edge]

What did you even say

[grim edge]

Lmao are you British

[grim edge]

They'd be like, “yo bbg you're my friend and I care for you but I have a gf you know”

Noma oschu it sounded like

[warm spindle]

@grim edge

[keen parrot]

😭💀💀

[grim edge]

UwU?

I prefer to not talk shit about people so I'm not gonna say anything

[keen parrot]

yo bbg youre my friend and I care for you but I have a you know

[fickle rampart]

BRUH WHAT ARE THE COWBOYS DOING

[grim edge]

It's something like “how dare you in French” lol

[fickle rampart]

Thank you for saving me the time of tuning into the game

[keen parrot]

then why did you say anything about my relationship in the first place

[grim edge]

?

[fickle rampart]

They at home too that’s brutal lol

[grim edge]

I like chaos

He said he can't vc but he keeps on hopping in and out

[compact mantle]

Bothering to not gossip is a different type of mindset fr

[grim edge]

I really am

[keen parrot]

Im more humble than you will ever be

[compact mantle]

I am el humblo

[grim edge]

Wanna start talking shit BUDDY?

[grim edge]

Idm either way

[keen parrot]

meh

[grim edge]

Crazy

[keen parrot]

you can say anything about me dating a 16 year old I've heard it all

I'll respond any dig at me with a compliment about her so beware

[keen parrot]

21

[grim edge]

21

[upbeat viper]

U stoopid

[grim edge]

If Romeo exists in 2024

[fickle rampart]

Hmmm

[restive storm]

someone get the ceo of math over here to answer this question

[fickle rampart]

I’ll tune in for fourth quarter

[fickle rampart]

That would be me

[restive storm]

crazy

[grim edge]

No I'm not

[fickle rampart]

I do have my own math app after all

[upbeat viper]

You get a sticker ⭐

[grim edge]

Everyone in this VC is grinding but me

[grim edge]

It's bad though

[fickle rampart]

[grim edge]

See he keeps on jumping in and out

[compact mantle]

Guys did you know? 230-220*0.5 is equal to 5! So cool!

[upbeat viper]

Indeed

[grim edge]

;-;

[compact mantle]

It is

[warm spindle]

sus

[compact mantle]

Learn math

[grim edge]

Yo Fin why arent we friends yet?

[compact mantle]

That is correct, that is not what I said tho

[fickle rampart]

Yeah anything can happen

Still lots of time but sheesh rough first half at home

[grim edge]

sussy

[compact mantle]

Is equal to 5!

Gotem

L mathematician

[upbeat viper]

😴

[compact mantle]

Bast got it

But @grim edge You too slow bro

[grim edge]

Damnnn 27-7

[keen parrot]

me when factorial

[compact mantle]

Facts

[grim edge]

Crazy

My uncle is a cowboys fan unfortunately

[compact mantle]

Ikr

[silk stag]

I wuv u

[grim edge]

I'm sleepy now

[compact mantle]

Go to the gym

[fickle rampart]

230-220 * 0.5
= 230 - ((220 * 0)(220 * .5))
= 230 - 0
= 230

Bang

[grim edge]

That's wrong

[compact mantle]

Hmmmmmm

[keen parrot]

but (2200)(220.5) is 0

fuxk off discord formatting

[fickle rampart]

Exactly so the final answer is 230

[compact mantle]

You lose the olympiad

[fickle rampart]

Sorry my thinking is too sophisticated

[compact mantle]

Don’t be sorry, be better

[keen parrot]

no, the initial conversion is wrong

[winter cedar]

Queens Gambit 4 da win

talking about the movie

[grim edge]

Hm do i want pizza today

No

Damn alright

[warm spindle]

the answer is 12 and you are all stupid and wil NEVER make it

thats my uncle

[warm spindle]

they made a new one

[grim edge]

Gay sport

Last year, I watched Superbowl with someone

I hope packers score 50

[plush robin]

Who tryna buy me CC in dbl legends 🙋🏾‍♂️

[grim edge]

Cool! What is this again? Wtf is this

[warm spindle]

overwatch 2

[static ridge]

Finally got booked to the teeth in Chessable

[grim edge]

I don't play OW, but cool info bro

chess is peak game i only play chess

[warm spindle]

chess sucks

and its players suck even more

[grim edge]

I don't send requests.

[wind vector]

if you will become able with 50k more xp what were you before?

disabled?

[azure hemlock]

y

[next thorn]

omg it's the NSFW fella

hru G

[cursive pawn]

We dont play chess over here

[static ridge]

Yo I’m actually first in my tourney rn no way

[grim edge]

i just spent 7 hours playing clash royale

[grim edge]

Wtf is toda?

[static ridge]

I can win 1k!!!

[grim edge]

[static ridge]

The y is right under

[cursive pawn]

Gay

[grim edge]

agree

[static ridge]

I probably will choke my last few games even tho I’m #1 rn

[warm spindle]

thank uuuu

[static ridge]

My first time having a chance to win money

[cursive pawn]

ok

[warm spindle]

Okay.

[cursive pawn]

😾

[warm spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/968670122082455623/1194802803365916682/1704554820029563.gif?ex=65b1add2&is=659f38d2&hm=4fdfb8a983f9ecf62d8a0e6c55041878593523e09f7cf620750c4dcb9057fd94&

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-rigby-stop-talking-annoyed-irritated-gif-4421161

[silk stag]

Role tide>>>

[wet terrace]

bruh my dumbass thought this was a brillant move

[grim edge]

“bruv, am I richarded? Ov kows, ov kows”

[wet terrace]

ended up being a blunder

[warm spindle]

do you need a hug

[grim edge]

What happened when he took the rook

[cursive pawn]

Thats kinda gay. Yes pls

[warm spindle]

where r u rn

[grim edge]

Bro i want pizza

[cursive pawn]

On earth

[warm spindle]

🙄

[wet terrace]

my king suprisingly turned red 😔

[cursive pawn]

How do i drop my location on discord

[grim edge]

Can you send the game here

[warm spindle]

from google maps

[grim edge]

King blush

[cursive pawn]

Im in home

[wet terrace]

[Event "≤1700 SuperBlitz Arena"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/Zv9fVMGu"]
[Date "2024.01.14"]
[White "Megarayss"]
[Black "TakimuraGalois"]
[Result "0-1"]
[UTCDate "2024.01.14"]
[UTCTime "23:25:15"]
[WhiteElo "1482"]
[BlackElo "1572"]
[WhiteRatingDiff "-16"]
[BlackRatingDiff "+4"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "180+0"]
[ECO "A46"]
[Opening "Indian Defense: Knights Variation"]
[Termination "Normal"]
[Annotator "lichess.org"]

1. d4 Nf6 2. Nf3 { A46 Indian Defense: Knights Variation } e6 3. g3 b6 4. Nc3 Bb7 5. Bg2 Bb4 6. O-O O-O 7. e4 Bxc3 8. bxc3 d5 9. e5 Ne4 10. Ne1 Nxc3 11. Qd3 Ne4 12. Bxe4 dxe4 13. Qe3 Nd7 14. f3 exf3 15. Nxf3 Bxf3 16. Qxf3 c5 17. dxc5 Nxe5 18. Qe4 Qc7 19. Bb2 Ng6 20. Qg4 Qxc5+ 21. Kg2 Qxc2+ 22. Rf2 Qc6+ 23. Kh3 Rad8 24. Rf4 Nxf4+ 25. Kh4 Ng6+ 26. Kh5 Rd5+ 27. Qg5 Rxg5+ 28. Kxg5 Qb5+ 29. Kg4 Qxb2 30. Kh3 Qxa1 { White resigns. } 0-1

[worn ice]

Megarayss (1482) vs. TakimuraGalois (1572)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Nf3 e6 3. g3 b6 4. Nc3 Bb7 5. Bg2 [Bb4] 6. O-O O-O 7. e4 Bxc3 8. bxc3 d5 9. e5 Ne4 10. Ne1 Nxc3 11. Qd3 Ne4 12. Bxe4 dxe4 13. Qe3 Nd7 14. f3 exf3 15. Nxf3 Bxf3 16. Qxf3 c5 17. dxc5 Nxe5 18. Qe4 Qc7 19. Bb2 Ng6 20. Qg4 Qxc5+ 21. Kg2 Qxc2+ 22. Rf2 Qc6+ 23. Kh3 Rad8 24. Rf4 Nxf4+ 25. Kh4 Ng6+ 26. Kh5 Rd5+ 27. Qg5 Rxg5+ 28. Kxg5 Qb5+ 29. Kg4 Qxb2 30. Kh3 Qxa1 

[cursive pawn]

Whats ur idea

[grim edge]

i stopped watching the game when you didnt take his knight @wet terrace

[grim edge]

He's sending the hug through fax

[wet terrace]

i was going to lose anyways

May as well blunder a second time

[warm spindle]

i need to return some videotapes

[grim edge]

wanna play in cc?

@wet terrace

[wet terrace]

sure

thats my main site anyways

[grim edge]

send me link rapid unrated

[wet terrace]

i just prefer lichess tounaments because cc tournaments sucks

[grim edge]

uhm ok lichess then unrated

[wet terrace]

https://play.chess.com/1wUAi

[wet terrace]

no no cc

[grim edge]

move

[grim edge]

Real.

Lc tournaments are lit

idk KID yet

[cursive pawn]

Im gonna end it all

[grim edge]

my brain is resisting the urge to order pizza

[cursive pawn]

I just had one

I ordered it then slept

[grim edge]

And u didnt share that’s tuff

[cursive pawn]

For like 2 hours and i found it frozen outside

[grim edge]

Wait what

U picked a pizza off the street lol

[cursive pawn]

I slept and it arrived while i was asleep

[grim edge]

Oh i was boutta say

[cursive pawn]

No its my pizza i ordered it

[grim edge]

I think ima get one cause i dont have anything for dinner tomorrow anyway

[warm spindle]

from where

the dominos?

[cursive pawn]

Little ceasrs

Door dash

[warm spindle]

you really are broke

[grim edge]

I'm travelling for like 6 hours tomorrow and I need to sleep

Aye little caesars got the deals tho

[cursive pawn]

Its the only one open and it was like 30$

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-sad-sad-anime-girl-anime-cute-gif-17580434

[grim edge]

To go where

[cursive pawn]

Tell me if u meed money bbg i got u

[warm spindle]

ill take money

only from you

[tacit spoke]

lol

[grim edge]

34-10 whew

[cursive pawn]

Lemme find redbull first

[grim edge]

Damn now i want stuff from 7/11

I used to get their pizzas even tho they were awful

[cursive pawn]

Ill just make tea

[warm spindle]

i have oat nog

[grim edge]

That sounds like some old ppl shii

[cursive pawn]

What is this

[warm spindle]

it does

but its like milenial shit

[warm spindle]

its egg nog without the egg and oats instead

because i instantly throw up when egg nog touches my tongue

[grim edge]

Egg nog is delicious 😋

What

[cursive pawn]

So like oatmeal

[grim edge]

Especially spiked with tequila

[cursive pawn]

Idk american food

[grim edge]

stop with the random check

Man i kinda wanna drink but there’s no reason at all

[minor spoke]

What drink

[grim edge]

That's stupid

[minor spoke]

Hi bots

[grim edge]

Ion know Prolly white wine

move now

[minor spoke]

Go to a bar

[grim edge]

I dont wanna

dont stall

[cursive pawn]

I no no wanna

[grim edge]

Im babysitting lol

[minor spoke]

R u getting paid

[grim edge]

No it’s my nephew

[minor spoke]

That’s even worse

[grim edge]

Tell me about it

gg

[minor spoke]

No pay smh

[cursive pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1037517662915395735.gif?size=48&name=y_rwave&quality=lossless

No school tmr

[minor spoke]

Real

[grim edge]

I should say no but out of my own kindness (and a place to stay) i’ll oblige

[minor spoke]

The gay has entered

[cursive pawn]

Unity

[minor spoke]

Guess

https://tenor.com/view/frankie-grande-gay-superhero-big-brother-the-flamingo-revengers-gif-21549192

[cursive pawn]

U

[grim edge]

Gotta pick someone up from the airport

[cursive pawn]

Ur gf

[minor spoke]

Pick up jf on the way he needs help

[grim edge]

Shii 6 hours to an airport you might as well get on a plane yourself

[minor spoke]

Lmao

[grim edge]

I just need pizza and a drink

[minor spoke]

Yo what state u in btw

[grim edge]

I hit 1300 pretty quickly maybe i should use that as an excuse to reward myself

Im in va

[minor spoke]

Don’t tell me Texas or I will…

Ok good

[grim edge]

Nah i was born in the city

[minor spoke]

What city

[grim edge]

Nyc

[minor spoke]

Ah

[grim edge]

my internet sucks

[minor spoke]

They all say I’m in Boston

[minor spoke]

Suck it back

💀

[grim edge]

I’ve never been to boston

[minor spoke]

Neither have I

[wet terrace]

i was trying to draw by repitition

[cursive pawn]

i love boston i wanted to study there

[wet terrace]

😭

[wet terrace]

yea there are 200 elo that are actually like 1600 just to mess with people

and I lose so much elo

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[grim edge]

7/11 is .6 miles away but i got this child smh

[wet terrace]

I can run that and back in like 8 minutes

child wont do sht in 8 minutes

actually.. i may want to rethink that

[grim edge]

Yea this guy goes from 0 to 100 faster than a bugatti

[wet terrace]

lmao

[grim edge]

We didnt ask

[sage light]

W mouseslip

[grim edge]

if you want to change your pronouns, you can ping Bast or Deep. Tell them "nick/her" is your pronoun @grim edge

@grim edge Damn bro i was joking they might actually put up 50…

[grim edge]

Been there before

DeepOceanSun

[sage light]

I was so much better too

[wet terrace]

@grim edge there is no way you're still 700 elo you should be 1000+

[grim edge]

i have rating phobia

[wet terrace]

fear of high elo?

[grim edge]

idk whats it called. i dont wanna lose elo

howdy fellas

tell this to Bastoura

[tacit spoke]

[fickle rampart]

Cowboys finished

[grim edge]

yo anyone here less elo than me

im 282

Wtf

[sage light]

fr

w packers

we always win the rivalry

green bay on top

[fickle rampart]

Jordan Love has perfect passer rating sheesh

Guess Cowboys defence ain’t so elite 🥲

[brave wren]

Hello, I am a chess enthusiast and, as a solo video game developer, I am currently working on a small puzzle game set in the world of chess. I'm not here to advertise; in any case, my game will be free and non-profit. I simply want to ask a chess community what they think of this kind of game and pose a few questions.

1 - Are chess players only interested in chess itself, or do you think that all projects in the chess world are welcome due to the freshness they bring?

2 - Despite not intending to make a penny from the project, I would still like to receive feedback to encourage me for future endeavors. I'm not certain, but I believe the game could help people improve in some way. Therefore, I wonder, once the game is finished, could I publish it on chess players' Discord servers like this one (or others) to share it with the community?

[grim edge]

I aint reading allat

You probably have <@&745328830649991179> phobia too

[restive storm]

Ladies and Gentlemen, brace yourselves for a comedic soiree of such lavish detail and verbosity, that it may leave you questioning the very fabric of humor itself. Once upon a time, in the whimsical hamlet of Jesterville, there lived a linguistically adept squirrel named Sir Chatterton, renowned for his verbose anecdotes. One day he embarked on a particularly elaborate tale, about a pun-loving hedgehog, an erudite owl, and a grammatically challenged snail. The narrative traversed through linguistic acrobatics, captivating the audience in a symphony of laughter. As Sir Chatterton reached the crescendo, he declared: "Why did the semicolon break up with the exclamation mark? It just couldn't handle the excessive enthusiasm!" And in that moment, Jesterville echoed with the harmonious laughter of linguistically enlightened merriment.

[grim edge]

Discord should cut the character limit to 100

Idk but made me laugh

won 1 rated fkkkk

i wanna throw up

[hasty trail]

Hello team

[hasty trail]

That's not good

[torn snow]

Anyone up for chess?

[hasty trail]

How's it going team

Hello

https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-silence-gif-19279803

[grim edge]

With an undisputable air of sincerity, stop yapping

Ima just get ice cream and wine no pizza

[restive storm]

I'm surprised. You didn't find the joke funny. This is impossible. unacceptable. intolerable. unsatisfactory

[grim edge]

That was supposed to be a joke?

[restive storm]

it was supposed to be so detailed and verbose that it would "questioning the very fabric of humor itself"

[torn snow]

Ok.

[ocean hearth]

https://gofund.me/c6caa12c

[restive storm]

mods get here

[grim edge]

That joke was a pathetic attempt at inciting wit with an exorbitantly long delivery. No, it is in fact the embodiment of an anti joke

[grim edge]

You're missing the point. Brilliant moves are characterized as merely just sacrifices. There are a lot of harder and more difficult ideas that don't involve a sacrifice, and are much less common. They're also mostly easy sacrifices to notice, like the Greek gift sacrifice and what not. Brilliant moves also hinder somewhat improvement, since when beginners get 'brilliant' moves, they pay lots of attention to those and not the mistakes that could've helped them improve

I love doing this :)

[restive storm]

you have to be trolling. I just copy pasted the funniest thing ever

[restive storm]

bro that starkysharky's brilliant slander has evolved

dang heck

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

seems like youre from Canada. Is that Ricky?

[grim edge]

If that's what gets you to laugh, then your humour level is either a plane above my understanding or a vassel of rot. Through deduction it is of course the latter

covid sucks

[grim edge]

smokes now

lets go

[restive storm]

take this

[grim edge]

I was completely fine in my one time of evidently catching it

[grim edge]

i dont smoke

so no go

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[grim edge]

Okay

[sage light]

real

[grim edge]

im 326 actually

[jaunty kindle]

Lol

[restive storm]

how do you expect paragraphs with </=100 words

[grim edge]

Are we supposed to shower you with praise and applause now?

Yes please, i would like that very much

🚿

Me to Danya after watching his streams https://open.spotify.com/track/3UN6cIn3VIyg0z1LCuFSum?si=15413bacafe14220

[grim edge]

Real

3 hours going and then 3 hours returning

Ahhaaa im drenched

Yea we’re like an hour and some away from our airport

[grim edge]

I wanted to make a joke about showers then i realised in this demographic it would not be received well

[warped vigil]

6 hours to an airport that sucks

[grim edge]

this not his gah autocorrect

[grim edge]

Lol I have a pretty good sense of humor though so no worries

[grim edge]

Id get timed out

Risk it for the biscuit

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[grim edge]

i cant sleeep fr

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-asked-6million-years-who-asked-fartic-gif-20339864

[grim edge]

god i wish i was 400 elo

[jaunty kindle]

Bruh what the actual f

[grim edge]

i would give my left nut

[grim edge]

Hand it over

That is indeed tuff my good brother in arms

[lime lava]

You seem like a pretty nice guy but I aint reading allat bro

[grim edge]

Yk what Im not finna order anything

[grim edge]

do u guys flame in chat when you are playing 1v1

[lime lava]

40*

[grim edge]

363 elo lets go

one more for 400

Frfr

[jaunty kindle]

What even is 1v1? Is there anything else in chess...?

[grim edge]

Bughouse

[lime lava]

Bughouse

Too slow

[jaunty kindle]

Too weak

[grim edge]

puzzles kekw

yall are bad

Ur worse

[jaunty kindle]

Yeah

[lime lava]

you trippin

[grim edge]

weird format

Photoshopped

[verbal venture]

Anyone here around 1000 wanna have a match?

[grim edge]

Casually broke discord lol

[lime lava]

Nah bro
Im better admit it

[grim edge]

I shall not

[drowsy crest]

@upbeat viper thanks for the ban dude just had the most productive 2 hours of this year

TO*

[peak blade]

hi

[lime lava]

Ew 2200s

[grim edge]

you got TOed for what?

[jaunty kindle]

Why have you been on timeout?

[drowsy crest]

for complimenting bast

[grim edge]

fr? what did you say

[drowsy crest]

god forbid a ni||ce gentleman|| give a compliment

[jaunty kindle]

[drowsy crest]

my lawyer has adviced me not to say it again

[jaunty kindle]

N

[grim edge]

Lol it mustve been extremely kind then

[drowsy crest]

I am such a productive individual I should be given a million dollar rn

[peak blade]

[drowsy crest]

tbf if someone gave me that compliment I would be head over heels

[lime lava]

Hello weelbo

[peak blade]

hi

[grim edge]

I will ask for a week of TO. Im all day every day here

[drowsy crest]

in good words I just said

his voice turned me on

like take a compliment dude

[lime lava]

Das sad

[grim edge]

whose voice? Bast?

Ima be back on campus soon so im going incognito

[drowsy crest]

yeah

[drowsy crest]

damn

[lime lava]

[peak blade]

[grim edge]

i didnt summon you. you appear from nowhere

[drowsy crest]

dahlia give nitro

[grim edge]

who wants nitro?

[drowsy crest]

me

[peak blade]

me

[jaunty kindle]

[grim edge]

[peak blade]

[drowsy crest]

[grim edge]

I will prolly pop up late night or at random times just less

[lime lava]

Hello twitchtvvoodoojungler

[grim edge]

Whoever wants Nitro say, "Dahlia youre so cool!"

[peak blade]

[drowsy crest]

Dahlia youre so cool!

[grim edge]

Got lots to do

[peak blade]

Dahlia youre so cool!

give pls

[jaunty kindle]

[lime lava]

I want nitro

[drowsy crest]

where nitro nitro where

[peak blade]

de nitro

[grim edge]

you gotta say it, Mairos

[lime lava]

Get lost

But give me nitro first

[jaunty kindle]

Its a scam. Dont say it

[grim edge]

Dahlia youre so cool!

[drowsy crest]

😔 I have been scammed chat

[peak blade]

nitro pls

[jaunty kindle]

Didnt the indian repair your computer?

[drowsy crest]

https://youtu.be/J_4v6L-KO5Y?si=S25TcZSBYQH33m7h

[drowsy crest]

it was deception

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-smug-elf-cheeky-frieren-the-elf-gif-15363576548720484741

[grim edge]

You are https://open.spotify.com/track/7JIuqL4ZqkpfGKQhYlrirs?si=17a8888b609e4bae

[drowsy crest]

he took my grandmas number

then he scammed her

[grim edge]

Oh i didnt even read the part about nitro

[peak blade]

no nitro

[lime lava]

Thats what I thought

[jaunty kindle]

Damn. He likes grandmas?

[peak blade]

!? NO nitro ?

[drowsy crest]

he is into older women

just like me fr

[grim edge]

W

[twin moon]

I see I’m at 1893 blitz, decide maybe I should go for 1900, about 50 or so games later I’m at 1867

[grim edge]

told you to not find your grandma a new boo from Grindr

[jaunty kindle]

Bruh moment

[grim edge]

It do be like that sometimes

[drowsy crest]

my bad

[twin moon]

And I got to 1899 on multiple occasions

[grim edge]

i wasjust kidding. i dont give nitro.

Ouch

[twin moon]

Bro I missed dinner for this 💀

[drowsy crest]

bro thought he was getting nitros 💀

[lime lava]

Average everybody

[twin moon]

Nah but I just find it funny now in a way

[peak blade]

awh shucks .

[drowsy crest]

like if dahlia was to actually give away nitros, obviously it would be me who gets it

damn a half an hour worth of nitro

[grim edge]

youre funny and good at chess.. are you real?

[drowsy crest]

fr fr

[grim edge]

Fobby is just funny

[peak blade]

[grim edge]

i saw that

[lime lava]

And handsome
And he sings well
And he is tall aswell

[drowsy crest]

I am severely autistic too

[lime lava]

And smart
And his name has only 3 letters which is good
And uh
He looks like eminem
And he british so....

[grim edge]

and he has masculine voice... and he makes me laugh like no other person... and hes cute.. and hes goofy.. and hes sarcastic...

[digital phoenix]

hes from finland

[drowsy crest]

rate my browser chat

[grim edge]

O-O

[lime lava]

And he is 15 😐

[drowsy crest]

NO WAY

[lime lava]

Yes way

[drowsy crest]

No one below my age can be that superior to me

only older people are allowed to be superior

[digital phoenix]

60 year olds

[solid schooner]

Looking for a training partner

[drowsy crest]

indeed

[grim edge]

and he likes dogs, too. omg...is this it? i mean, he priv calls me and shows his face on cam and hes Italian, British, Arab, and ohhh he follows me on IG

[lime lava]

Shut up dumb c...

[drowsy crest]

nah you shut up nice gentleman

[grim edge]

ok im back too 330

[lime lava]

Uh
You forgot to mention he can cook and smells good

[grim edge]

i got this guys

[lime lava]

And he is good at football
And hes jacked

[grim edge]

he smellssss soooo goood! he showed me his perfume...ugh! he asked me to go online shopping with him. he bought his parents bags and watches.. so family oriented

[digital phoenix]

if u mean american football im gonna kill u

[lime lava]

If I meant american football I would say american football
And how would you kill me uh little kid

[lime lava]

And he is rich too
With a good house and car

[digital phoenix]

im pretty sure ur not any older

[grim edge]

futbol

[grim edge]

Yall youngans

[lime lava]

Fin we talking bout you where u at

[grim edge]

@grim edge

a month later, "Eliel, should I react to him unfriending me?, tf is he doing.. this mf is playing rn"... then, i became a dragon warrior

[lime lava]

Exactly

What

[last furnace]

[grim edge]

Catwoman or dragon warrior

nvm

[restive storm]

po negs

[grim edge]

3-1

[wet terrace]

there is approximately 10^111 to 10^123 possible chess positions

[last furnace]

barcelona es un chiste

[lime lava]

Well ACFUALLY

[grim edge]

Packers actually almost put up 50 points damn

[last furnace]

pero igual 6-2

[grim edge]

Can’t fcking sleep

[lime lava]

Also you give quick responses, straight to the point and you are smart and honest