💬〡general-off-topic

[green jungle]

dont know

theres no direct translation

and my parents dont swear anyways

and i grew up in alabama so yeah no chinese to experience lets say

poota

goddem

[peak plank]

???

wait a second is that cirrin

why the hell did cirrin change his name again

[green jungle]

god damn lasag wy couldnt we have been born in the same region

[glossy radish]

it’s mugou btw

[green jungle]

yeah that just means female dog

in an extremely formal manner

[digital phoenix]

shocking

[green jungle]

mongol

[peak plank]

.

[green jungle]

no way

[digital phoenix]

bitch

[peak plank]

why

[normal hatch]

Bad word

[green jungle]

no one insults somone saying "female dog"

[digital phoenix]

female dog

[normal hatch]

[green jungle]

i stand corrected

[digital phoenix]

u such a female dog!!!

[green jungle]

is the vietnamese translation of bitch also just "female dog"

unity said a potty word im telling the teacherrrrr!!!!!!

you're going to get in big trouble ooooooooooo !!!!

[peak plank]

!engage in some actual chess

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[normal hatch]

no

[green jungle]

se-

[peak plank]

fun fact: not all english words have chinese versions

[green jungle]

woah no way it's almost as if theyre different languages

[peak plank]

who wouldve guessed

[green jungle]

not me !!

dude thats just butt

[digital phoenix]

u pig

[green jungle]

it's not ass it just butt

arschloch

[digital phoenix]

troi oi

[severe oxide]

cyka

[green jungle]

gfod cking damn i better get grinding that duolingo so i can start cussing in a foreign language

[green jungle]

blyat

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah definitely

thats how u should greet mods here

[green jungle]

@ server moderator

peepee poo poo @grim edge

it's just peepee poo poo

pis s and shit

piss

[severe oxide]

peepee poo poo

[green jungle]

oh it used to be censored here

[severe oxide]

piss

[green jungle]

i remember getting the funny read message when i said piss once here

autistic

just checking guys

[winter ridge]

What lol

Nope

Never tried

[glossy radish]

blub

[jaunty kindle]

He identifies as a black horse

[severe oxide]

i identify as ur mothers lover

[glossy radish]

no way

[jaunty kindle]

I identify as your mother xD

[glossy radish]

me too

[severe oxide]

guess ur dead then

[jaunty kindle]

[severe oxide]

no

[green jungle]

agender

[severe oxide]

whatever you say

[green jungle]

trust me i know nova he's a gender

[jaunty kindle]

When I first saw his pfp I had to think about those KKK guys with their white costumes

[green jungle]

a ge nd er

indeed truly one of the genders of all time

perhaps

[jaunty kindle]

Is lichess a gender?

[green jungle]

perhaps

[jaunty kindle]

[green jungle]

waht

[severe oxide]

agender is not lichess, but lichess is agender

[jaunty kindle]

agend er

[severe oxide]

agenda

[nova verge]

My birthday is in 30 mins

[severe oxide]

i hope u die in 29 mins

[jaunty kindle]

lol

[viscid jacinth]

Having a gender is optional

[nova verge]

I’ll be 29 tho

[viscid jacinth]

That would be ironic

[green jungle]

aufck

[severe oxide]

i want the ablity to give people cancer

[nova verge]

I am loll

[jaunty kindle]

Yes it must be very hard for someone to choose one of both genders b4 giving birth lmao

maybe flip a coin?

[green jungle]

This is all that I have

[astral gate]

Don't think I've ever seen a piece get trapped while so few pieces are on the board

Black Queen is trapped here by some miracle. Puzzle #37085

[green jungle]

totally legit face right here

[winter ridge]

Why are you so toxic lol

…nah

[jaunty kindle]

Guys do you know Bruchsal? @meager fulcrum is a big fan of it

[winter ridge]

You telling people they have cancer and are in the hospital kinda is ?

[drowsy crest]

chat chess is luck

[winter ridge]

1000%

[drowsy crest]

This n was spamming lucky for the next 2 minutes he had left

n = nice gentleman

[winter ridge]

Just report for stalling lol

[drowsy crest]

i dont report

[jaunty kindle]

a nice n...?

[drowsy crest]

no nice gentleman

you dirty racist

[jaunty kindle]

How can you say that?! You are hurting my feelings

you n

[drowsy crest]

i apologise my n

[green jungle]

hes messing around lol

[green jungle]

lifes a race and im a ra

[jaunty kindle]

Bruh moment. We are both n?

[drowsy crest]

racer

[jaunty kindle]

ist

[drowsy crest]

fr

[drowsy crest]

indian standard time yes

[jaunty kindle]

Time to call tech support

[winter ridge]

Mhm

[green jungle]

you're

respond with "*you're"

then add him as a friend

[random drum]

[jaunty kindle]

Hello my friend. This is Ranjid. Im expert customer service how can I help you?

[drowsy crest]

done

[drowsy crest]

hold up i have a copy pasta for this

I wrote it by hand

"Hello I am alex from microsoft it seems like your computer has a virus, pls send me 100$ of ETH and I will fix your virus, ETH address : B12323iSDAHWDUIdaKJKXXL"
"alright here is a google code I bought from the store should I redeem it?"

"NO MADAM NO STOP I WONT GET IT PLS STOP MA'AM I WONT GET IT, I WONT GET IT"

"I am redeeming this now"

"STOP MADAM PLS STOP"

"I am hitting confirm"

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"""""""AAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, STOP BITCH STOP GIVE IT TO ME"

"I WONT GET IT MADAM"

[jaunty kindle]

Imagine calling tech support with an bare arch linux and tell them to set it up

[grim edge]

I feel so powerful

Next bot is magnis

Magni*

[winter ridge]

1 star Martin lol

[jaunty kindle]

Imagine not beating sleeping magnoose blindfolded

[grim edge]

Real lol

[stable mirage]

Martin is too hard

[grim edge]

Real

[green jungle]

next time just tell them "luck is a skill, too"

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[grim edge]

fax

[sage light]

i was -1 pawn he lost this lol

[grim edge]

RAAAAA🦅🦅🦅🦅

[severe oxide]

totally not engine

[grim edge]

I don't think u can even win with engine

[grim edge]

But nah I didn use engine

[severe oxide]

sure

[winter ridge]

You can lol

[spark apex]

this is easily throwable wtf

[grim edge]

I played a 3 min match and it ran out of time

[spark apex]

ne7 and black has to hold

[sage light]

i played ne7 and won

[grim edge]

There smth call time

[spark apex]

Magnus would crush me with White in that position

[glossy radish]

i keep thinking your pfp is someone taking a piss and the piss defies gravity

[spark apex]

There's chances for both sides ofc, probably easier for Black but that's like the least surprising equal endgame to win lol

[sage light]

idk why he let me get passers

then said i got lucky like okay

[haughty oak]

ho\

hi*

[grim edge]

Haiii V

[coarse idol]

Goodmorning everyone

[viscid jacinth]

Heya there

[sage light]

lmao look at this

Oh no guys, i forgot my knight was pinned... please dont take my rook..

[regal garnet]

o

[grim edge]

hello guys

[gentle steppe]

Nice trick

[normal hatch]

Big boy pins

[peak plank]

they can recapture the knight with the queen

[normal hatch]

Pray they’re dumb

[peak plank]

hope chess

[gentle steppe]

Why is everything so boring now

[normal hatch]

My chess

[peak plank]

and your rating?

/j smh

[normal hatch]

1936 as of rn

Gonna start grinding to 2k

[nimble niche]

sup nerds

[peak plank]

hope chess = not 2k (somtimes)

sometimes it means 2200

[honest drift]

Yea

[sage light]

ok then i just trade

[honest drift]

We do hope chess in time scrambles

[viscid jacinth]

Oh dear this is beautiful

[digital phoenix]

its what u do

[normal hatch]

[viscid jacinth]

i am gonna be down 1 point but whatever

Atleast its still a drawish position

[peak plank]

then they have an open file

[normal hatch]

Yap

They wont see it!

[peak plank]

💀

Taimonov scillian is fun

[torpid lintel]

Do Las still don't study chess? Just asking

[weak stratus]

you're here too

[normal hatch]

Ofc

Im the superior one

[weak stratus]

Ran had an organism

[sage light]

bro resigned over a desperado

[weak stratus]

why tho

cant he just kill the knight

[sage light]

he htought i won his queen when he had gxf2

he forgot i guess lmao

[normal hatch]

💀

[flint galleon]

help

can somebody help me improve

[normal hatch]

Pony goes in an L shape and is good for forks

[stable mirage]

[peak plank]

you took a pawn?

[peak plank]

or its just simply -3 and he knew it

do you do this whenever ur black or smth?

[grim edge]

lol

[sage light]

no

[grim edge]

if u keep aborting with black you will keep getting black cuz it wants to balance white and black games

[sage light]

I did it because i didnt feel like playing

I wanted to take a break

[sage light]

Well yeah because he was gonna play qxd4 so might as well

[peak plank]

I just learnt there is such thing as a blue dot

in open challenges

[brittle cosmos]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1040028251965358121

this has some good tips

[sage light]

What is it

[stiff ledge]

OwO

[peak plank]

friends

close.

[torpid lintel]

Yes! First connect. Then tell me what you wanna improve? Your games, opening or something else?

What your rating? If you are -1000 then play opening principles.
See #1040028251965358121 Improvement post.
Also analysis the game you lose. If possible do it with a coach or other players.
Do puzzle. Use your time there (5 to 15 mins) . Play 15/10 time control so you will get more time to think

[peak plank]

not close

[drowsy crest]

I use arch btw

[peak plank]

idk what that is

[stiff ledge]

I'm under 1000

[drowsy crest]

basically its like saying I use lichess on a cc server

[drowsy crest]

I am under 14

[peak plank]

but I use lichess on a cc server

[drowsy crest]

so you use arch btw

[peak plank]

expected

[stiff ledge]

I am 13

[peak plank]

okay.

[drowsy crest]

I am kidding I am 24

[stiff ledge]

I use twitch on a minecraft server

[drowsy crest]

w

[peak plank]

your first statment was more accurate

[drowsy crest]

uh

Thats edited

[stiff ledge]

I am 13

[drowsy crest]

I have a girlfriend

[digital phoenix]

that doesnt change ur age whatsoever

[drowsy crest]

it does

[digital phoenix]

u could be in a failing middle school relationship

[flint fox]

hi v

wait what

[stiff ledge]

I have a girlfriend although I am a girl

[minor spoke]

Hi bots

What’s happening

[stiff ledge]

I don't know

[flint fox]

dark chocolate or milk chocolate

[peak plank]

milk

[stiff ledge]

dark milk is beter

[minor spoke]

DARK

Milk is lame it’s too common and tastes mid

[flint fox]

i thought u liked bean chocolate

[flint fox]

only liked milk cause it said milk lmfao

[stiff ledge]

I only like dark bEans

dark beans are the best i play with them all day

[stiff ledge]

uwu

[drowsy crest]

I lied

[drowsy crest]

I have 30 of em

[flint fox]

why u gotta lie abt everything dawg

[drowsy crest]

to keep myself safe from privacy invasion

[flint fox]

Just say you can't disclose that info

[drowsy crest]

I gotta make the other person feel satisfied

key of communication skills

[stiff ledge]

I'm a lesbian

And then a mod's gonna remove this message

[drowsy crest]

no lol

mods love lgbtq

if anything they would ban anyone who says anything slightly homophobic lmao

[stiff ledge]

lol

I'm also a furry

Not the weird type though

[drowsy crest]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @stiff ledge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[drowsy crest]

this server is gonna be your home in a few days 💀

[stiff ledge]

Shut up

[grim edge]

💀

[silk stag]

I realized Im too much of a wuss to even self harm
I am a shell of whom I was just a few days ago

[drowsy crest]

ayo bro got trusted right infront of me what

[drowsy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1171402475849404446/unknown-2.gif?ex=655c8c91&is=654a1791&hm=52cef9fdea1e971b4511f9caab8783d2475ae1ae1882af1b03c4926d30473dd3&

[peak plank]

@hasty iris

alive?

[stiff ledge]

J feel hnljm .

B

what

[silk stag]

One bad day is all it took for my life to be ruined
Istg who's idea was it to change the exam dates
Like, we have to figure out how to do all the projects we have due for like 2 more weeks in 2days
Wtf is wrong with them

[stiff ledge]

My science fAir project

[silk stag]

I'm obviously not depressed or lonely or a furry
I do not care whether I lack stuff or not but the only thing I know is that I'm being f*cked with atm

[stiff ledge]

They said I had to do the last parts of it

[silk stag]

Our broke ass school dont have none of that
We have to make like novels and sh*t
I aint melifluous or articulate

[stiff ledge]

H

[silk stag]

Like
A 70 page novel istg

[mellow canopy]

Im here bc i randomly got a nosebleed at night

[stiff ledge]

That sucks ass

[stiff ledge]

Also can you close your nostrils for like 2 minutes

and breath through mouth

[mellow canopy]

No dipshit

Tf

[stiff ledge]

Bo?

No?

[mellow canopy]

Mhm u heard

[stiff ledge]

Was the nosebleed over yet

[mellow canopy]

No

[brittle cosmos]

real

[stiff ledge]

I think you read what I said wrong

Close your nostrils and only breathe through mouth for about 3 minutes

[mellow canopy]

No

[stiff ledge]

There's no way I can help I guess

[silent quest]

Decide one thing, 2 minutes or 3

[sage light]

e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bb5 got offered a draw

[silent quest]

Did you accept?

[sage light]

Yes

it was +2 why wouldnt i

[silent quest]

This ain't+2?

[hasty raven]

Hm, J-pop isn't that bad.

[silent quest]

Fav band?

[hasty raven]

I don't have one.

I've just got it on shuffle right now.

[sage light]

the elo was +2.

[silent quest]

What song did you like the best so far

[hasty raven]

Shin Sakiura is nice.

I like "Night Running"

[silent quest]

How tf did you know you'll get +2

[sage light]

bro what you can see

[silent quest]

Huh where?

[silent quest]

On pc?

[sage light]

ye

[grim edge]

Hey guys wassup

[sage light]

if theyre like 75+ elo higher than u i think its +2

if 25-40 range its like 0 if a lil higher its +1

[glossy radish]

IM PLAYING AMONG US WHO WANNA JOIN

pls chat i have no friends

[fresh depot]

ngl i forgot that existed 💀

[drowsy crest]

send code

[grim edge]

Hi

[glossy radish]

fr??

[drowsy crest]

no I am just getting your hopes up to crush them later on

[grim edge]

Yall still play that

[drowsy crest]

no better feeling than that in the world

[glossy radish]

oh

okay that’s fine

[grim edge]

I don’t believe ur 2300 rated

[drowsy crest]

I am not

900

[grim edge]

Dang

Why everyone so good

Iam 318 something like that

I learned chess in 1 day by watching yt vids

[fresh depot]

well i mean some people have just played for longer

[drowsy crest]

the game is too ez , like when you get the imposter you just have to tell others

[grim edge]

True

[drowsy crest]

game over

[glossy radish]

anyone wanna play or not :(

[grim edge]

anybody willing to play chess with me rn?

[drowsy crest]

its hard to get other to trust you over that you are imposter tho

[grim edge]

Sure

DMs

[drowsy crest]

progress

[grim edge]

That was last year lol

[drowsy crest]

💀

[fresh depot]

damn 💀

[grim edge]

The game is easy just I don’t any good openings

[drowsy crest]

yes lets call it that

[grim edge]

Ye

Plus iam rusty

[drowsy crest]

remove your status

[grim edge]

No

[drowsy crest]

you are making us look bad

[grim edge]

To bad

[viscid jacinth]

Hello humans

[glossy radish]

rhy wanna okay amongus with me :(

[grim edge]

Hello ran

[drowsy crest]

do you really have no friends 💀

[viscid jacinth]

My data is almost over

[glossy radish]

yeah

[grim edge]

Bruh

[viscid jacinth]

Cant afford to download it rn

[gentle steppe]

That game was so good in 2022

[glossy radish]

okay

[fresh depot]

i mean at this point just join a random lobby

[viscid jacinth]

Also why among us

[glossy radish]

i haven’t played it in years. i wanna try it again

[gentle steppe]

Me and my uncle with my siblings and. Cousins played it all the time

[viscid jacinth]

It doesn't even have free chat now

[glossy radish]

i don’t like playing with ransoms

[gentle steppe]

In 2022

[viscid jacinth]

Trust me you dont wanna play it

[drowsy crest]

post the code on twitter

[glossy radish]

yes it does. settinfs

[glossy radish]

i don’t have twitter

[gentle steppe]

U can

[viscid jacinth]

What did you put your age

[glossy radish]

idr

[drowsy crest]

post it here

[glossy radish]

no one’s gonna join

[gentle steppe]

I miss that

[viscid jacinth]

play smth better duhh

[drowsy crest]

try

[gentle steppe]

Playing with the hommies was cool

[glossy radish]

i don’t have anything better

[fresh depot]

then get something better

[viscid jacinth]

What about....

Idk roblox

[gentle steppe]

Amoung us sucks now

[glossy radish]

no

[light cosmos]

Sup everyone

[gentle steppe]

Too much updates

[viscid jacinth]

Like its better than among us for sure

[light cosmos]

How’s everyone doing

[fresh depot]

get like terraria or something, good as hell for 10€

[peak plank]

it was a bust last time cc server did that

[glossy radish]

i don’t have money

[viscid jacinth]

Fine wbu

[fresh depot]

damn

[glossy radish]

bad way?

[graceful locust]

Why there is no alabama gambit ?

[peak plank]

yes

[gentle steppe]

Just play battle royale games

[peak plank]

hard to connect to servers

[light cosmos]

Alright

[viscid jacinth]

Cc server played among us?

[digital phoenix]

its too complicated now

[drowsy crest]

post the code someone will join lmao

[gentle steppe]

I still play those with my brothers

[viscid jacinth]

Wait what happened to hunger games

[glossy radish]

cmon i got ten minutes left

[digital phoenix]

theres like a billion roles

[viscid jacinth]

Should i make a server and add rumble royale to it

[glossy radish]

CSKTFG

[glossy radish]

i disabled it

[fresh depot]

yeah ngl i dont think you got enough time tbh

[digital phoenix]

i dont have it downloaded

[viscid jacinth]

Las rate the move

[drowsy crest]

this server had an among us arc?

[peak plank]

just a fork

[digital phoenix]

its not even a good move opponent is just bad

[peak plank]

nah

[digital phoenix]

also im on my last placement game

[gentle steppe]

Nothing too secial

[viscid jacinth]

A calculated fork

[gentle steppe]

Special*

[digital phoenix]

insane score

[drowsy crest]

so just you and bast set out on an adventure

[desert nimbus]

is it valorant?

[viscid jacinth]

Alright what do you if white plays Bd7

[fresh depot]

looks like it

[turbid terrace]

Finally 1200

[viscid jacinth]

Tetris?

[fresh depot]

dope

[fresh depot]

nah, could be super mario bros 2

[gentle steppe]

I heard a kid beated this gane

[viscid jacinth]

No like genuinely is it tetris

[fresh depot]

oh you fr

[viscid jacinth]

Two people beated that game

Tetris players are insane on god

[fresh depot]

yeah they got the first kill screen

[gentle steppe]

Damn

[fresh depot]

fr

[desert nimbus]

what is your lvl in krunker?

mine is 90 ig

[viscid jacinth]

https://youtu.be/cat9TbAwRWU?si=nAvWIENjyxPXtCcu

Check this one out

[echo kestrel]

Bro this is the journey my opponent's king took during this game
https://www.chess.com/game/live/98867038161

[worn ice]

makemydays (1981) vs. Togishere (2073)

Move List

1. e4 f5 2. exf5 Nf6 3. g3 d5 4. g4 h5 5. f3 hxg4 6. fxg4 e6 7. fxe6 Ne4 8. Qf3 Qh4+ 9. Ke2 Bxe6 10. d3 Bxg4 11. dxe4 dxe4 12. Qxg4 Qxg4+ 13. Ke3 Bc5+ 14. Kd2 Nc6 15. Ne2 O-O-O+ 16. Kc3 Bb4+ 17. Kb3 Qe6+ 18. c4 Rd3+ 19. Nec3 Nd4+ 20. Ka4 Qa6+ 21. Kxb4 c5+ 22. Kxc5 Qb6+ 23. Kd5 Nf3+ 24. Kxe4 Re8+ 25. Kxd3 Ne1+ 26. Kd2 Qd4+ 27. Bd3 [Qxd3#] 

[viscid jacinth]

Classic Walk o' shame

[smoky musk]

hello day 1

[viscid jacinth]

Where did everyone go

@gentle steppe you seeing the video?

[desert nimbus]

to chess-talk

[stable mirage]

#cringe-channel

[desert nimbus]

chess talk?

[stable mirage]

everything

[desert nimbus]

ofc we are chess players

[drowsy crest]

speak for yourself

[desert nimbus]

2200-2399 :/

[drowsy crest]

someone else's account

[desert nimbus]

Ok

[stable mirage]

smh just connect your own 2800 account why use someone else’s smurf

[drowsy crest]

fr fr

I should just connect my magnus account(main)

[glossy radish]

i don’t wanna go school tomorrow

[stuck kestrel]

didnt ask

• tomorrow is sunday

[glossy radish]

okay? didn’t ask

shut ur ass up before i roast you and your whole ass family

[grim edge]

anybody up for a chess match?

[glossy radish]

no

try #💬〡chess-talk

[slate owl]

god did 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[desert nimbus]

chill out :(

[minor spoke]

Trust me u will get destroyed 💀

[drowsy crest]

he wont

ZigZag is my dude

[random drum]

U look like Indian

[drowsy crest]

personally zigzag I would have fought back

[random drum]

nvm I am Indian too

[torpid lintel]

Tomorrow is Sunday so don't worry v

[grim edge]

i'm Indian

[drowsy crest]

I am north korean

[random drum]

cool same wanna play a game? blitz?

[random drum]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

yah, can yu dm me?

[prime summit]

This is off topic but BRO 💀

[random drum]

I mean I can send u challenge directly bcz I got ur chesscom id but if u want dm I can

[grim edge]

okay cool then

[random drum]

Challenge directly sent on cc

[prime summit]

[random drum]

check

[random drum]

check dm

[safe acorn]

Does anybody wants to play?

[slate arch]

Yo guys i am a begginer i am 200 elo and i only know how the pieces move can anyone recommend openings end games and mid games to get me started on improving

[raven dock]

sure 1 game?

[raven dock]

if you just started then you don't really need to learn theory, just play games everyday

and see where you go wrong and fix it

[desert nimbus]

that's not a good advise

[slate arch]

Yar mujhe 2025 tak 1000+ elo bana hai

[raven dock]

why not?

[slate arch]

I know that 💀

[safe acorn]

https://play.chess.com/a4D9k

[desert nimbus]

he has to solve puzzles, learn endgame techniques etc

[safe acorn]

Come quick

[desert nimbus]

that's not the way how chess works

[raven dock]

games khelo bus and unko review karo

[raven dock]

ok wait

[viscid jacinth]

Today we feast

[desert nimbus]

what's that

[viscid jacinth]

Burger

[drowsy crest]

💀

[desert nimbus]

it doesnot look like though

[viscid jacinth]

Screw the looks its tasty af

[drowsy crest]

I dont wanna know whats in there

but yeah cool if its delicious

[echo kestrel]

Very fun defensive game against a CM
https://www.chess.com/game/live/98869441099

[worn ice]

Togishere (2060) vs. C_K_G (2114)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. c3 d5 3. exd5 Qxd5 4. Nf3 Nf6 5. d4 Bg4 6. Be2 Nc6 7. Be3 cxd4 8. cxd4 e6 9. Nc3 Bb4 10. O-O Qh5 11. h3 Bxh3 12. gxh3 Qxh3 13. Ne5 h5 14. Bf3 Ng4 15. Bf4 Ncxe5 16. dxe5 O-O 17. Bg3 Bc5 18. Ne4 Bxf2+ 19. Rxf2 Nxf2 20. Kxf2 Rad8 21. Qe2 h4 22. Bf4 Qf5 23. Qe3 Rd5 24. Rg1 Rfd8 25. Bg4 Qh7 26. Nf6+ gxf6 27. Bf5+ Qg7 28. Rxg7+ Kxg7 29. exf6+ 

[gentle steppe]

I ate something too hot

And I'm literally burning from inside

[graceful locust]

inaccurate too much blunder

[echo kestrel]

I played nearly perfectly

[drowsy crest]

holy shit she aged

[silent quest]

No shit

[drowsy crest]

they grow up so fast 😔

[silent quest]

The babies or?

[languid osprey]

re-create a family or re-create a family photo 💀

[drowsy crest]

children

[echo kestrel]

Textbook Duras sac against h3
https://www.chess.com/game/live/98869551427

[worn ice]

siddhu921 (2001) vs. Togishere (2067)

Move List

1. e4 f5 2. exf5 Nf6 3. d4 d5 4. Bd3 Nc6 5. c3 e6 6. fxe6 Bxe6 7. Nf3 Qd7 8. O-O Bd6 9. Re1 O-O 10. h3 Bxh3 11. gxh3 Qxh3 12. Nbd2 Ng4 13. Bf1 Bh2+ 14. Kh1 Nxf2# 

[silent quest]

💀💀

[silent quest]

For sure

[drowsy crest]

I bet she has a nice personality

[silent quest]

I bet she is very innocent and pure

[drowsy crest]

I dont

[silent quest]

I do

[drowsy crest]

you wanna fight me old man

[drowsy crest]

good morning gentleman

[silent quest]

I'll win

[normal hatch]

First thing I see as of opening this app

[drowsy crest]

Nah I'd win

[visual garnet]

whats the best mod for opera gx

[drowsy crest]

uninstalling opera gx

switch to chromium, build your own browser

set search engine to duckduckgo

[visual garnet]

i aint leaving opera

[drowsy crest]

neophyte

[visual garnet]

its the best for a reason

[silent quest]

Common integrator W

[drowsy crest]

it aint the best

[drowsy crest]

fr but I prefer dy/dx

[visual garnet]

it is, the mods, the customisation, sidebar..

[drowsy crest]

fr mods, customisation, trackers, crypto miners

[visual garnet]

also a free vpn

[silent quest]

What about d²y/dx²

[drowsy crest]

lmao

[drowsy crest]

2d^1

[visual garnet]

In opera gx

[drowsy crest]

bro like install manually

plenty better

[visual garnet]

no

[grim edge]

who wants to play bullet ? i am 1300

[silent quest]

Did you just differentiate it without knowing the function of x

[echo kestrel]

Lol this was the beginning of chaos (took a knight)

[drowsy crest]

yeah XD

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/9KFqv

[silent quest]

[drowsy crest]

I do know the actual answer but my intuition screamed to give something else

[silent quest]

Alr what's the actual answer then

[drowsy crest]

its simple really opens up chatgpt

[silent quest]

[drowsy crest]

you do realise there is no answer till you define f(x)

[silent quest]

Its just double derivative it doesn't have a definite answer

[silent quest]

Exactly

[drowsy crest]

exactly

[silent quest]

I was shook when i saw 2d like damn

[drowsy crest]

🗿

my intuition beats cagnus marlsen

[silent quest]

Assault

[drowsy crest]

should I sleep

[coarse idol]

But can u beat MagnumMcCarlsen tho?😏

[torpid lintel]

Yes

[drowsy crest]

nah

[drowsy crest]

Nah

[short patio]

i have won against him 3-0

[coarse idol]

I Will remain victorious😂

[silent quest]

Sleeping is for the weak

[drowsy crest]

indeed

[coarse idol]

I dont know u😭

[drowsy crest]

teach me pytorch

[silent quest]

On a second thought please sleep

[drowsy crest]

I will purr for your enjoyment if you do

[silent quest]

........

[silk flicker]

Anyone here plays a game called reverse 1999 ?

I wonder what would be the elo of that character called Constantine seems like everything in her life is chess related or something

[rose zodiac]

Why do most reactions have eggplant

I dont get it

[languid osprey]

guys i miss winter break smm :(

im so happy its the weekend but ugh its finals week ofc

[digital phoenix]

skill issue

[languid osprey]

school is the worst fr 😭

[graceful locust]

mereum vs magnus carlsen hopefully

[hexed bone]

Hello

[neon musk]

Hi everyone

[viscid jacinth]

I am bored

[stable mirage]

hi bored I’m Sirius

[random drum]

exposed

[random drum]

Magnus looked bad wiith that beard

Let me predict ju wenjun's score

umm 5.5/13

[safe brook]

anyone want to vc n play? im trying to get better

[random drum]

and ding's score will be similar

Ian will win tata steel

[fading spruce]

I can play

[stable mirage]

omg green

[random drum]

how tf u got green

[fading spruce]

I’m built different

[stable mirage]

he hacked the server

[drowsy crest]

there is a green?

[safe brook]

dm

[random drum]

bro has role of his name

Jalapeño green

[drowsy crest]

I want black but not the TO

[fading spruce]

It is me

[glad canyon]

Is this good for a 10 sec game?

[drowsy crest]

Time trouble addict gave you that lmao

the exact person who banned me 💀

[stable mirage]

FR

[drowsy crest]

now let the chat be dead and wait for someone like anitta to see us

[random drum]

https://tatasteelchess.com/challengers-pairing/

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> pratham1111111111

This is the Chess.com profile of pratham1111111111. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2100 (peak)
Blitz: 2204 (peak)
Bullet: 2210 (2236 peak)

[honest drift]

ding is here finally

[random drum]

I am scared about his score tho

[honest drift]

hopefully he does well

[brazen tendon]

I was wondering why iw as tagged 💀

[random drum]

he will play ju wenjun too

[stable mirage]

[honest drift]

ju wenjun not that tough of a challenge

[random drum]

I mean yeah but there are many good players who beat ding many times

[drowsy crest]

I wanted you to reply me with the banana sticker for the same thing I didn't save it last time

[random drum]

ding will only win 1 game ig

many draws

and 2 losses

[drowsy crest]

saved

[random drum]

that's my take

[minor owl]

Its saturday

[random drum]

6/13

[minor owl]

That's why we keep hitting legs and keep committing sins so our knees don't buckle in

[honest drift]

No

[raven dock]

whose fobby bisher????

[random drum]

what do u think then? He recently lost 3 games in a rapid tournament in china

[honest drift]

In the finals

He was second. He is washed but not that washed that he gets 6/13

[random drum]

I am ding fan btw not a hater lol

but most proabably he will save many draws

not many wins tho

max wins will be 2

I am a huge vidit fan but I am supporting ding today

but Ik what will be the result

[raven dock]

which round is he on? I can't find him

[quiet sparrow]

Guns

[random drum]

every round bro

[random drum]

https://tatasteelchess.com/challengers-pairing/

maybe 4th number black side

against vidit in 1st round

[drowsy crest]

ah the trademark

[digital phoenix]

steel

[glad canyon]

💀

[raven dock]

where? I hope I am not blind lol

[glad canyon]

Naww check this out

[random drum]

wtf Same shit for me now

[raven dock]

[glad canyon]

Look yall

[random drum]

https://www.chess.com/events/2024-tata-steel-chess-masters

[raven dock]

the only person I know is Hans from these pairings

[random drum]

check in games section

[random drum]

Ik about divya too

[raven dock]

and Salem AR saleh

[echo kestrel]

Yayyy

[echo kestrel]

Lol same

[raven dock]

oh ju wen jun is also there

[random drum]

when u play less no of moves then it happens but cool

[random drum]

yeahh

[raven dock]

where's magnus? He's not playing in tata steel?

[echo kestrel]

Frrr

[raven dock]

I have never seen an open tournament with any women, It's been a while

[random drum]

ding got the chance this time

[random drum]

same. Only judit had the guts

[raven dock]

oh man yeah judit polger

I am quite new to chess (like only 1.5 years since I started playing chess). has Aleksandra ever playing in open ? I am talking about Aleksandra kostenuik

[random drum]

I don't think so

[dire cargo]

Who is that?

Damn ppl study chess history

[minor owl]

Why does coffee make me poo 💩🚽

Is it because since child hood I was given coffee and told to go poo and get ready for school so my mind subconsciously formed a link with coffee then poop

[dire cargo]

No

[slate owl]

send help

[primal fern]

what's wrong

[primal fern]

@solar wolf

[echo kestrel]

Wait guys is it rare for Levy (GothamChess) to play viewers?

[alpine creek]

Happens every 65434 streams

[echo kestrel]

Dang..

[slate owl]

that's crazy

[echo kestrel]

Anyways I've played him 12 times lol

[alpine creek]

how long ago was this and how did it happen

[stable mirage]

he doesn’t stream anymore

[echo kestrel]

Lol

[digital phoenix]

how do u lose all

[echo kestrel]

Ahh dang really?

[echo kestrel]

I was 1200 😭

[alpine creek]

he does like every tuesday

for TT

[stable mirage]

dead channel

[echo kestrel]

But yeah this was back in 2019 when honestly he was still a pretty small streamer

Like nobody really knew him back then, so I was actually kinda popular on his channel and got to play him (a lot)

[drowsy crest]

1 more:

You'll never get rich without gambling.

Do you know how very rich people became rich?

They either inherited (which is luck)
Or put risk into their businesses (which is also luck)

You could just simply gamble at a casino which basically imitates the chances of you being successful in life.

I think yall already know that 83% of gamblers quit before they win big.

Even if you lose, besides, dying is worse than losing all your money. You have so many chances of dying. From car crashes, cancer, heart attack, diseases, etc.

So if you wanna be successful in life, achieve your dreams, live a comfortable and happy life, take a risk.

Or do you just wanna spend the rest of your depressing lives working paycheck to paycheck eat sleep work repeat being too broke to pursue your fun.

Even hard work involves risk. Hard work involves investing time, effort, and resources into uncertain outcomes. Taking on challenges and pushing boundaries can lead to success, but there's always the possibility of failure.

Every single rich person put risk into becoming rich.

You can win up to 20000% of your money, but can only lose 100%. Everytime you lose money you always find a way to make it back right? Even if you lose 3 times and won on the 4th, thats 300% loss and 19700% win. The odds are in your favour if you never give up.

The choice is yours. https://imgur.com/gallery/1bl6i

[echo kestrel]

LOL holy crap I've known GothamChess since 2018

[stable mirage]

ok 600

dead channel

[drowsy crest]

ok untitled

[stable mirage]

[drowsy crest]

my biggest flex is that I have seen less than 5 of his videos

[echo kestrel]

Wild

[drowsy crest]

pokemon

[grim edge]

‘Disease X’ could cause the next pandemic, according to the WHO—or Ebola, SARS, or Nipah. 9 pathogens researchers are keeping a watchful eye on

[echo kestrel]

God dang I was one of Levy's first 5,222 followers (he has 1 million now)

[raven dock]

.. dont do such deep analysis

[stable mirage]

my condolences

[drowsy crest]

I'll be your friend dw

[echo kestrel]

Yeah I knew Levy back when he was kinda just a chill, average streamer instead of the interesting personality he has today

[drowsy crest]

but only 133k on the hub tho

[echo kestrel]

Jesus..

[honest drift]

I have watched like 70%

[drowsy crest]

I hate when the kitten you have isnt me :<

yeah it still isnt me

[honest drift]

I started playing chess in 2021, ofc i watched him a lot

i saw the growth

500-600k to 4.5m now

[drowsy crest]

and I saw this weird ahh glasses dude popping up more and more on my feed

[honest drift]

Just watch him lol

[drowsy crest]

no

[honest drift]

I still watch most of his vids, unless they just seem to be boring

[drowsy crest]

he has nothing to offer which other chess channels cant

[raven dock]

nice kitten

[grim prawn]

whats up chat?

[echo kestrel]

He was good back in the day

[drowsy crest]

huh?

[raven dock]

what happened to him now

[echo kestrel]

Just imagine him being a small streamer and you actually got cool, fun, chill streams. That was basically 2018 Levy

[drowsy crest]

still used to offer what other chess players did

[echo kestrel]

He's just addicted to his fame I think, idk

[echo kestrel]

Well... who do you think is unique?

[raven dock]

I mean what changed? His way of talking?

[echo kestrel]

His style of videos. Back when I knew him idek if he had a YouTube tbh

[honest drift]

More beginner based now, not much to learn

[echo kestrel]

Yeah that's where I was going lol

[drowsy crest]

paige is unique, hikaru is the best thats it

[raven dock]

how did you know him if he didn't have a youtube channel

[echo kestrel]

He's addicted to watching noobs play instead of teaching

[honest drift]

watching hikaru play is fun, when he explains its not as fun

[raven dock]

ah ig he is approaching younger audience now

[drowsy crest]

yeah exactly 💀

[honest drift]

he doesnt lol

[echo kestrel]

I mean Hikaru is unique because he has a lot of skill that others don't. He's got a good personality but I think his skill and speed and arrows sets him apart

[raven dock]

random noob vs gotham sub

[drowsy crest]

anyways dont take my opinions seriously I am <1000

[echo kestrel]

What are they...?

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[honest drift]

Hikaru isnt entertaining at all to the beginners so he wont grow much

[echo kestrel]

Honestly there's barely any streamers or chess Youtubers who appeal to >2000 rated people 😭 We're just on our own at that point

[raven dock]

beginners start with levy, and leave levy and then join hikaru

[honest drift]

Daniel naroditsky vids are there

[echo kestrel]

Yeah

[drowsy crest]

true, i only watched him cuz he was the highest rated out of all the "active" streamers

[honest drift]

I await his videos

[echo kestrel]

Lol yeah

He's got the most personality out of all the gms/super gms tbh

Of the good gms

[drowsy crest]

yeah

[echo kestrel]

All the others are quite boring lol

Magnus tries but ehh..

[crimson kraken]

boop

[raven dock]

Magnus should become a streamer

[echo kestrel]

Lol he sorta does

[drowsy crest]

@nimble niche

[honest drift]

Gotham doesnt explain the top level games he covers nicely. Even if you watched the game live or check the lichess broadcast you can learn a lot more

[raven dock]

lol but barely comes live and then disappears for months

[echo kestrel]

Yeah

Lol then you got the Botez sisters who are known for chess and something else

They're pretty interesting tbh

[raven dock]

magnus should stream the next candidates and then world champs and commentate them. that would be dope

[echo kestrel]

Fun fact: I once beat Alexandra Botez on stream 🙂

[echo kestrel]

Ooo that would be interesting

[raven dock]

oh really

[echo kestrel]

Like yeah if he doesn't play in it then comentate instead

[honest drift]

He wont

[raven dock]

yup

[honest drift]

like ever

[raven dock]

we all know that sir

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/4076575932

[worn ice]

AlexandraBotez (2275) vs. Togishere (1454)

Move List

1. b3 e6 2. Bb2 d5 3. e3 Nf6 4. d4 g6 5. Nf3 Bg7 6. Nbd2 Nc6 7. a3 O-O 8. Be2 Re8 9. O-O Ng4 10. Ne5 Ngxe5 11. dxe5 Nxe5 12. Rb1 Nc6 13. Bxg7 Kxg7 14. Nf3 e5 15. c4 e4 16. Nd4 dxc4 17. Nxc6 Qxd1 18. Rfxd1 bxc6 19. Bxc4 Be6 20. Rbc1 Bxc4 21. Rxc4 Rad8 22. Rdc1 Re7 23. g3 Red7 24. Kg2 Rd1 25. R1c3 Ra1 26. a4 Rd6 27. Rxe4 Rd5 28. Re7 c5 29. Rxc7 Rb1 30. R7xc5 Rxc5 31. Rxc5 Rxb3 32. Ra5 Ra3 33. Rxa7 Kf6 34. a5 [Ke5] 

[honest drift]

He would get bored lol

[raven dock]

maybe she didn't focus

[raven dock]

thats 1300 rating gap

[echo kestrel]

She said she didn't know it was her move

[raven dock]

oh lost on time?

[crimson kraken]

I wish I could rip my face off and grow a new,cleaner face

[raven dock]

bro will be like: ah Ding missed this 20 line move and now he is lost

[crimson kraken]

my pimples and urge to do something about it has severely messed it up now
I hate myself for it

anyways, how we doing tonight?

[slate arch]

Gyat damn

I'm stealing it

[echo kestrel]

Yeppp

[stable mirage]

I recommend getting professional help before attempting that

[crimson kraken]

I don't know where to get that help

[raven dock]

👍

[crimson kraken]

skin care and healing ain't really cheap

[upbeat viper]

Zzzz

[stable mirage]

yyy

[raven dock]

go sleep

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[stable mirage]

bast gimme hug

[drowsy crest]

nah, tried and tested works

[upbeat viper]

Shouldn't

[upbeat viper]

🫂

[stable mirage]

yay :D

[random drum]

bast I want a hug too

lol

pew pew

🔫

[grim edge]

@glacial fulcrum Eeeeeee matchy matchy!

[drowsy crest]

we get it, you are matching you aint gotta flex it 😭

[digital phoenix]

shocker

[drowsy crest]

shocker indeed

[glacial fulcrum]

hahah yeah

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna play

Even tho I suck

i played rated today 1-1 .. i hate it. can i just solve puzzles my entire life and do unrated and become a GM not WGM?

[grim edge]

Play me?

[drowsy crest]

you suck, what

[grim edge]

So

Iam bored

[drowsy crest]

teach me something

[grim edge]

Christ is king

There taught u something

[grim edge]

Amen

[drowsy crest]

something thats not religious

I am 1.3% jew

[grim edge]

Iam around that

[cinder sky]

https://i.imgur.com/7J9dg01.png
declining a rematch against raunak sadhwani is oddly satisfying

[drowsy crest]

and 98.7% FREEDOM

RAAH 🦅

[grim edge]

I LOVE 🛢️

[drowsy crest]

WE LOVE 🛢️

[grim edge]

WE LOVE BURGERS

[drowsy crest]

WE LOVE PIZZAS

[grim edge]

WE LOVE OBESITY AND GUNS

[drowsy crest]

WE ARE MERICANS

[grim edge]

WE LOVE RIGHTS

[drowsy crest]

WE HATE WHITES

[grim edge]

DEMOCRAZY

[drowsy crest]

i am not racist or anything I am just trying to rhyme

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/granger-smith-earl-dibbles-america-gif-13831121

TAXES!

https://tenor.com/view/merica-murica-usa-4th-america-gif-22051895

Hold on hold on...

Watch half the server love u and half hate u

[drowsy crest]

USSR MENTIONED, WTF IS A DEMOCRACY 🦅 🇷🇸 🦅 🇷🇸 🦅 🇷🇸 RRAHHH 🦅 🇷🇸 🦅 🇷🇸 🦅 🇷🇸 🦅 🇷🇸

holy moly

[grim edge]

So are we actually bringing rascit agendas in a chess server

[drowsy crest]

watch 13% of the server hate you 💀

not really, it will be deleted

soon as a mod sees it

plus ion mean it

we love whites

[grim edge]

We hate Fobby

[drowsy crest]

both

[cosmic lily]

I got timed out for saying that I hate the black pieces

[austere nimbus]

how long?

[cosmic lily]

I dont remember how long

[grim edge]

eminem

[austere nimbus]

ahh okay

[cosmic lily]

I got timed out multiple times

[grim edge]

skill issue

[drowsy crest]

13% of the mods commit 50% of the bans 😔

just to be clear I am NOT a racist

I do not promote or support racism, the performed stunts are done by professionals in the chat

[gentle steppe]

ya mods got fav.s

plenty of ppl are in blind spots

[drowsy crest]

I got banned for just saying cats look delicious bro I am definetly not one of the favs 💀

[cosmic lily]

you're Asian

[gentle steppe]

there is no saving this places moderation

[drowsy crest]

indeed

[gentle steppe]

same like i did ! welcome to someone and got timed out for 1 day when castwoman or someone else does it no shit happens

[drowsy crest]

😔

sad indeed

[grim edge]

based on my observation, 15.8% goes to the mods, 4.2% goes to the admin, and roughly 80% is between the server manager and Anitta. and they ban at least once or twice a month every third of the week

[drowsy crest]

alright time to hope in someone's dm I am bored from this chat

[gentle steppe]

this place's moderation is corrupted and ig we all know it

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[grim edge]

Hi

[trail prism]

Wsp yall

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna play

[gentle steppe]

loving the moderation

[glad canyon]

QXG8 BRILLIANT

[drowsy crest]

man I wish I was a girl

[glad canyon]

DONT BOO SPAMM THE BRILLIANT EMOTE

[gentle steppe]

wait U ARENT>

???

[grim edge]

🤔

[drowsy crest]

yall thought I was 💀

[glad canyon]

Yesss

[iron barn]

what's up with the she her pronouns bro

[trail prism]

Ye

[drowsy crest]

give nitro I send pics

[grim edge]

omg, i only !welcome neuro because hes the lead FOTS. who did you !welcome?

[stable jungle]

Hey @gentle steppe, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[glad canyon]

[grim edge]

[drowsy crest]

ever since I started using it my bank balance has been going up

[glad canyon]

Naww

[grim edge]

[trail prism]

Me at church

[drowsy crest]

people send me ETH outta nowhere with creepy ass messages

[cosmic lily]

🤨

[grim edge]

I got 12 months of nitro from my sugar mama today

[glad canyon]

💀💀

[iron barn]

LOL

[grim edge]

[drowsy crest]

earned around 7$ after just changing my pronouns in every server 💀

[gentle steppe]

.... I WELCOMED SOMEONE ACCIDENTLY

[glad canyon]

Nahh send me some bro