💬〡general-off-topic

[viscid jacinth]

Pikachu you are trash

[umbral cove]

bc I suck on time managment

[pallid stream]

Sent

[umbral cove]

lol

[novel moat]

who are you to talk

[analog belfry]

[viscid jacinth]

You need to like

[sleek zealot]

bro lives in the middle of nowhere or sumn

[viscid jacinth]

Take some tution from me

[analog belfry]

the engine didnt evaluate the move

[tulip lichen]

yeah def close but not for fair play for starting a new account without chess.com permission

[digital phoenix]

the land between europe and australia is nowhere for real

[analog belfry]

so we dont know if hes right or wrong

[viscid jacinth]

The person who beated stockfish with only a king

[sleek zealot]

oceans exist duhh

[analog belfry]

ur not

💀

[tulip lichen]

oh nvm

[viscid jacinth]

Yes I am

[shrewd vessel]

bro thinks he's him

[tulip lichen]

yea the fair play team aint playing

[sleek zealot]

yes he is i can confirm

[viscid jacinth]

You're it

[severe oxide]

@pallid stream post

[tulip lichen]

they check hard before locking someone out

[pallid stream]

Thx

[viscid jacinth]

Pathetic, is that what you call disrespect?

[tulip lichen]

i mean bro hes asian

they got crazy potential

[pallid stream]

Rip the asian

[little root]

Yeah should've made a rook at the least

[viscid jacinth]

This is called disrespect

[little root]

Your opponent is 100 elo

[shrewd vessel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1191050419422642267/IMG_20231231_213833.jpg?ex=65ad41a4&is=659acca4&hm=9ae5221913dd2a88084dc2710ead5eadc1efc4c31c538ad259b247f6df0d67db&

[pallid stream]

Bro used all his pawns m

[viscid jacinth]

Fr

[pallid stream]

How did he not prevent u from doing so

[viscid jacinth]

heheheha

[pallid stream]

Like was it passing the phone mode?

[little root]

The game was probably prearranged

[viscid jacinth]

I took all his pieces then promoted all pawn

[rain trout]

Hi noobs

[viscid jacinth]

No dude its an actual game

[pallid stream]

Ahh

[little root]

Send the link?

[viscid jacinth]

its pretty easy to checkmate like this lol

[tulip lichen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1141573309662769214/1195384366415757312/attachment.gif?ex=65b3cb72&is=65a15672&hm=3162a59d725998a2da41cf34d090ef30e2772f5a8976500fb9bf04ff60f8ac40&

[viscid jacinth]

Lemme find it

[pallid stream]

How old are yall

[little root]

It's a correspondence game

Your opponent is 100 elo

[tulip lichen]

if youre talking about the members most of them teens if youre talking about mods and above 20+

[viscid jacinth]

How do you find game in l*chess

[pallid stream]

You guys got any idea how annoyin it is when my friends king is left and keeps running

[little root]

Click your username and select games

[tulip lichen]

or if you find a user without a profile pic they're prob 30 plus

[viscid jacinth]

dawg its a real game

[pallid stream]

Rip me

[viscid jacinth]

Oh wait I havent signed in

[pallid stream]

If yall come across - RenzKf-

Ur ded

[viscid jacinth]

you just gotta take my word bro the opponent was like 800 or 900 elo

The mate is real

[pallid stream]

Im 100 elo 😂😂😭🔫

[little root]

Yeah 900 elo lichess is about 200-400 cc

[pallid stream]

Fr never play

[viscid jacinth]

all i did was to promote pawns into bishops etc

[grim edge]

anybody tryna play chess

[pallid stream]

Sure za

[viscid jacinth]

No I meant in chess.com sense he was 900 elo

[grim edge]

what’s ur ign

[slate arch]

I'm 212

[pallid stream]

RenzKf

[slate arch]

Let's 1v1

[pallid stream]

I beat mrbeast bot

[viscid jacinth]

He then blundered a piece and then i took his shit and then promoted all this when he only had his king left

[slate arch]

Send link

[pallid stream]

Alr 2 sec

[grim edge]

oh hell nah

why everyone got low elo

[slate arch]

Wdym

[pallid stream]

I gotta tell u it was 2 crowns and i spammed hints

[grim edge]

this some bs

[pallid stream]

Za i never play yk

[slate arch]

Nothin

[grim edge]

same

i need someone 2k

[craggy saffron]

just had my worst game ever and still managed to win

[pallid stream]

Ima be on in 10 min

[grim edge]

bro where the savages at

[slate arch]

Shhhh

[glossy radish]

h

[pallid stream]

za maybe people are good but just started the app

[grim edge]

i think the mod put in a chat with low elo

is everyone here low elo?

ima have to leave and rejoin

[glossy radish]

zaza

yeah go leave n shit urself

[grim edge]

@glossy radish wsg

what’s ur elo

[glossy radish]

hi

idk

[grim edge]

oh nah

[slate arch]

💩 👖

[grim edge]

they bugging

[tulip lichen]

incho doesnt have a roof over his head because of it bro

[glossy radish]

hi kitty

[grim edge]

are all yall low elo

[glossy radish]

i know that’s why i stole it from him

[slate arch]

Hi mili

[glossy radish]

what’s wrong buddy

[severe oxide]

lmao

[tulip lichen]

or a tornado idk you said yes and no

[glossy radish]

your account isn’t even connected you cant be talking

[severe oxide]

everything is fine

[tulip lichen]

oh ok good

[slate arch]

It's not that all of them are low elo
It's just that they don't respect you enough to reveal themselves

[glossy radish]

everything is fine and will be fine

[tulip lichen]

now hop off the za

[grim edge]

oh hell nah

[tulip lichen]

dude named za

[grim edge]

i had to change it

[glossy radish]

zaza

[glossy radish]

you’re probably shit too

[slate arch]

Bruh I'm still waiting on episode 70

[tulip lichen]

crazy

[grim edge]

jan 14

[slate arch]

Nah it might be delayed because some irl issues

Look who's talking

[grim edge]

why u mad bro

[grim edge]

yeah dafuq said somewhere around jan 14

who hurt you

[slate arch]

Yeah can't wait
It be the longest

[pallid stream]

Someone wanna play in vc?

[shrewd vessel]

hi skibidi

[grim edge]

hello

[slate arch]

Nah

Normal

[grim edge]

alchip prolly terrible

[pallid stream]

Za come vc

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 210 (227 peak)
Blitz: 100 (216 peak)
Bullet: 100

[severe oxide]

fr

[grim edge]

okay

[pallid stream]

Ur here talking trash

[slate arch]

Yes I'm nee and ??? 🤡

[grim edge]

dude is level 100

[shrewd vessel]

210 rapid lmao

that's crazy good

[grim edge]

yall all terrible

[severe oxide]

1700 lichess bullet comin soon

[grim edge]

i swear ima make a new account

i don’t like that i’m only seeing bad level emo after being banned

[slate arch]

Go make a new account on P*** hub

[pallid stream]

Room 1 za

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idc

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Rapid: 1534 (1567 peak)
Blitz: 1187 (1203 peak)
Bullet: 1132 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> renzkf

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Rapid: 100

[grim edge]

oh okay you’re valid

[digital phoenix]

im throwing im out

[shrewd vessel]

bro uses chess elo to determine ppl's rights 💀

[slate arch]

He doesn't need validation from you
Who tf even are you

[novel moat]

alright

ggs

[digital phoenix]

u got banned?

[grim edge]

i don’t even care what your elo is but i’m not playing nobody lower than 1k

[slate arch]

Keeep dreaming 😭 💀

[digital phoenix]

nobody would want to play u bruv

[grim edge]

from experience anyone lower is boring to me

yall move slow and play so boring

[digital phoenix]

also the 500s are for me to cook

[shrewd vessel]

experience in bed be like

[zinc hollow]

guys za is just looking for a fight

[slate arch]

Bro thinks he's the main character 💀💀

[zinc hollow]

probably trolling

[grim edge]

i am the main character

[shrewd vessel]

ur bf is

[grim edge]

i’m Jayson Tatum

I suddenly became an introvert. Now, I dont like calls and VCs

[digital phoenix]

lmao from experience with bast?

[warm spindle]

Aint u 1001 rating

[slate arch]

The only thing being trolled rn is his ego

[grim edge]

i’m Jayson Tatum

[warm spindle]

Ok

[grim edge]

from social experiment. see if i can be introvert

look me up

Jayson Tatum

[severe oxide]

totally real

[glossy radish]

better get it

[slate arch]

Hey so I am a beginner i like bullet more

[severe oxide]

im crushing these 1600s with ease

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 897 (914 peak)
Blitz: 191 (558 peak)
Bullet: 157 (318 peak)

[glossy radish]

he traumatises everyone

[warm spindle]

Ok stop that then

[zinc hollow]

who's bast lol

[grim edge]

and i feel bad for everyone. they wont hear my angelic siren voice again

[severe oxide]

mod

[novel moat]

who wants to play

[severe oxide]

play lc bullet with me

[slate arch]

⚠️ za is the type of person to put sugar under his pillow to have sweet dreams

[zinc hollow]

me

[novel moat]

lc

[grim edge]

Jayson Tatum

[zinc hollow]

i'm around 1200 rapid

[severe oxide]

lc bullet > cc bullet

[slate arch]

Tantrum*

[novel moat]

whats your acc name

[grim edge]

Jayson Tatum > everyone else

[severe oxide]

inchos on lc

[tulip lichen]

most people here have main character syndrome

unfortunately its very serious for most people

[grim edge]

I have Jayson Tatum syndrome

[novel moat]

nice fide rating oyu have there

[tulip lichen]

and cannot be treated

[severe oxide]

ikr

[slate arch]

I have it but i keep it from getting out

[shrewd vessel]

they think they're main character even tho their iq is in double digits

[grim edge]

that’s cause they not Jayson Tatum

[gentle steppe]

Cringe

[slate arch]

Nahhhhh 💀

[tulip lichen]

fr

[gentle steppe]

Imagine elo Shaming

[shrewd vessel]

btw, avg is 100 which is triple digit

[zinc hollow]

loll

[digital phoenix]

its 700

[grim edge]

Jayson Tatum is the only digits

[rain trout]

@digital phoenix i wanna eat lasagna

[grim edge]

if your elo ain’t Jayson Tatum level you’re not in

[narrow dune]

I started out at 143 blitz

[digital phoenix]

ok

[slate arch]

Imagine thinking you're smart because you play chess 💀

[gentle steppe]

Tru

[grim edge]

imagine not being Jayson Tatum

[gentle steppe]

Who the hell is that

[shrewd vessel]

ik u wanna do things with him but can u quit it

[slate arch]

Ok Carlnus Magsun

[zinc hollow]

lolll

[grim edge]

me

[narrow dune]

no, I am jayson tatum

[gentle steppe]

....

[slate arch]

Cute horsie btw

[grim edge]

we all Jayson Tatum

[gentle steppe]

WHO IS THAT

[grim edge]

your name jeffery

[slate arch]

Omg now i get it

He's F**** EMO

[narrow dune]

basketball player

[zinc hollow]

thx!

[narrow dune]

1. that is not how it’s spelled
2. no, I am jayson tatum

[grim edge]

they don’t know bro

[zinc hollow]

i didn't draw it tho ofc

[grim edge]

who all here Jayson Tatum elo

Hello @narrow dune

[slate arch]

Nah horsie cute anyways

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 2310 (2328 peak)
Blitz: 2402 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2122 (2144 peak)

[slate arch]

Also the trick for new players is have a cute pfp so you can melt other player hearts when begging to draw

[grim edge]

oh yeah he definitely Jayson Tatum

[digital phoenix]

nobody is gonna care about ur pfp

[azure heart]

time to put tennessee thresh as my pfp

[zinc hollow]

wow that person is good

[slate arch]

1 victim so far

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix add me

😍

[digital phoenix]

dc or chess.com

[gentle steppe]

Dude a person is posting the same emote again and again in #old-emote-suggestions

[wispy plover]

Why didn’t you accept my call

[grim edge]

chess @digital phoenix

[gentle steppe]

Deal with it ig

[slate arch]

How shameless r u

[digital phoenix]

i think if u ask politely they would give also

[grim edge]

i’m Jayson Tatum

[slate arch]

Elo digger

[narrow dune]

o I don’t check that channel lol

[digital phoenix]

u can send it ill check it tmrw i go sleep now

[grim edge]

okay !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

1. I am an introvert. 2. You are not Jeffrey 3. Just because

[slate arch]

Yeah and cute pfp makes it better

[gentle steppe]

Do it ig

[slate arch]

Gold Digger ❌
Elo Digger ✅

[grim edge]

i added you @digital phoenix

[slate arch]

Bro is a sellout 💀

[grim edge]

If that's the case, at least I do the digging.

bro is Jayson Tatum

[slate arch]

No not you

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix really him

he’s HIM

[slate arch]

The person I'm talking abt is za

[grim edge]

@slate arch don’t talk to me if you not Jayson Tatum

[tulip lichen]

are you a guy or a girl

or a new update that just dropped

[slate arch]

He's pawnsexual

💀💀

[shrewd vessel]

real

[gentle steppe]

I'm 1500 am i considered good enough sir

[slate arch]

Bro probably 💦 when he checks a pawn 💀

[pallid stream]

I just got my quickest checkmate

[shrewd vessel]

checks a pawn?

[pallid stream]

10 moves

[slate arch]

Sorry takes

[pallid stream]

Who dares to battle me

[tulip lichen]

bros gonna look under the pawn piece 💀

[slate arch]

Me

[pallid stream]

Alright add me RenzKf

[slate arch]

Under the queen piece

[shrewd vessel]

bro tryna get that pawnussy

[tropic plaza]

iiiiiii

[tropic plaza]

wtf

[slate arch]

Send link

[tulip lichen]

💀

[upbeat viper]

hi chat

[pallid stream]

Alright

[slate arch]

Not a good time bastman

[severe oxide]

@novel moat 😔

[zinc hollow]

hello

are you the mod they call bast?

[pallid stream]

https://play.chess.com/1uw44

[gentle steppe]

Can u just time this dude out in #old-emote-suggestions he Posts one image every single DAY

[slate arch]

No way
Is he the mod they call bast?

[tulip lichen]

no way the guy that has bast in his name gets called bast

[novel moat]

[tulip lichen]

and hes also a mod

[pallid stream]

Alchip om waitin

[slate arch]

Where's link

[pallid stream]

https://play.chess.com/1uw44

[upbeat viper]

it doesn't hurt anyone

[upbeat viper]

uuh yes ?

smh

who are you

welcome

[cursive pawn]

Helo

[tulip lichen]

bro youre not bast's little princess he aint timing someone out just because you feel like it

[shrewd vessel]

hi ok

remember me?

[cursive pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1037517662915395735.gif?size=48&name=y_rwave&quality=lossless

[upbeat viper]

that's why mods are selected

[zinc hollow]

thanks for the welcome, I'm Stefan

[upbeat viper]

kinda

[cursive pawn]

How can i not remember hash

[gentle steppe]

💀

[tulip lichen]

stefan johnson

[cursive pawn]

Ur welcome

[grim edge]

[zinc hollow]

what?

[tulip lichen]

idk why i said that the name just popped off in my head

[zinc hollow]

lol stefan johnson does sound cool

[oblique drum]

Hello

[cursive pawn]

Meow

[grim edge]

Stefan Peroxide

[minor spoke]

Hi bots

[novel moat]

[cursive pawn]

Mew

[zinc hollow]

hmm that doesn't sound very good

[high oasis]

na youre a dog

[zinc hollow]

hello

[tulip lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/watercoasting-gif-9834191338382762098

[cursive pawn]

Stfu apflgrun

[high oasis]

na bro i know youre a dog

[rain trout]

[high oasis]

youre covering it up

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fighting-fighting-cats-anniehasleftoop-gif-23317332

[high oasis]

na im tha cat

im slapping the dog back into you

[cursive pawn]

Why wont u shut up

[rain trout]

Orange cat

[tulip lichen]

idk what one of the cats said but it def involved someones mother

[high oasis]

dude could have picked any other cat

[cursive pawn]

Ur mother

[high oasis]

your mother is a dog

[cursive pawn]

Youre

[high oasis]

you’re supposed to be barking

[tulip lichen]

im resisting the urge to lowtiergod you

[high oasis]

na its your mother

[slate arch]

: (

[high oasis]

whats good my fellow meow meow

[tulip lichen]

mods gonna hang me bro

[pallid stream]

That was a very good game alchip any more comments on low rr ratings?

[slate arch]

Nothing just lost

[grim edge]

<@&809538024865923100>

[tulip lichen]

thats crazy

[slate arch]

I wasn't the one 💀
It was za

[shrewd vessel]

what

[tulip lichen]

ban speedrun

[pallid stream]

Really?

[high oasis]

i left some salmon for you in the corner by the chessboard

[pallid stream]

Oh sorry al

But i bet i can also beat za

[grim edge]

Idk how to call mods bruhh

[glad canyon]

That's very low

[high oasis]

server mod not manager 💀

[tulip lichen]

why do you want to call mods

[slate arch]

Yeah right so your queen can enter my corner great trick bud not fallin for that

[grim edge]

Yk

[pallid stream]

@grim edge

[high oasis]

nahhh my queen is at her aunts rn

[tulip lichen]

bro did NOT know😭

[high oasis]

shes dog watching

[shrewd vessel]

guys, can i mate yall on the backrank

[pallid stream]

Hey za

[tulip lichen]

do hashtag server mod not server manager

[pallid stream]

Wanna bet i can beat u

[tulip lichen]

and also show them what you pinged for

[slate arch]

What if pawn decide to switch genders

[tulip lichen]

im sorry bro your fate is decided ?ban

[high oasis]

@tulip lichen yeah server mod not manager

[shrewd vessel]

who is the server manager anyways

[high oasis]

then i put them into rehab or an asylum

[slate arch]

Is that the guy who worked with Modder White?

[slate arch]

Hm

[grim edge]

Hmm

[slate arch]

Good

[high oasis]

some dude with cheeto crumbs on his shirt in a dark room probably

[shrewd vessel]

real

[slate arch]

Guys i have lost so many matches why am i thinking of quitting wtf

[grim edge]

No I don't know

[slate arch]

I wanna be a Grandmaster

One day

[high oasis]

because youre thinking like a loser. winners win. quitters quit.

[severe oxide]

whats ur current elo and age

[shy pike]

i quitted!

[high oasis]

now be the winner you really are and adapt boy

[slate arch]

Embarrassing asf

[high oasis]

then i guess im gonna have to sell you

[slate arch]

16 and 200 elo
Low iq

[severe oxide]

jus say

[severe oxide]

GM aint happening dawg

[shrewd vessel]

200 elo is good wdym

[slate arch]

Wdym lul

[shy pike]

What
How

[zinc hollow]

you can become a gm

[grim edge]

And address?

[severe oxide]

99% of sll GMs started chesd at like 6 years olf

[slate arch]

As a guy 200 elo i see that as an absolute win

[severe oxide]

u could get titled if u sweat but not GM

[zinc hollow]

alchip you can still be a gm

[shy pike]

nerds

[tulip lichen]

elo doesnt equal iq gang

[shy pike]

you're supposed to set attainable goals 💀

[high oasis]

you don’t wanna find out storm trust me you really don’t want to find out, so just play a game of chess right now. I don’t care if you play the London for crying out loud but you don’t want to find out.

[tulip lichen]

just because youre good at chess doesnt mean youre smart either

common misconception

[slate arch]

Good

[severe oxide]

only like 2 GMs ever became GM starting after 15 and they had to he sweaty nerdy 16 hour a day chess all day everyday

[zinc hollow]

it's not a goal it's a hope

[shy pike]

i do

[zinc hollow]

an aspiration

[shy pike]

that won't happen

[severe oxide]

focus on reaching 1k, then 1.5k then 2k then think about fide tournamente

[high oasis]

storm dont be the dumb white girl in the horror movie

[shy pike]

omfg

[iron barn]

i was 15 and 200 elo and now im 16 and 1400

[gentle steppe]

I also heard that kids learn faster

[slate arch]

Ok f*** it I'm gonna be a bullet master

[slate arch]

💀 that was fast

[high oasis]

YEAH!!! YEAH!!! SHOW EM SON.

[shy pike]

they do

it is

[severe oxide]

jelly brain easier to mold

[shy pike]

like learning languages, kids learn way faster

[gentle steppe]

Ig

[iron barn]

honestly i could've definitely reached 1500 but i just got bored

[slate arch]

WHOSE GONNA CARRY THE BOATS !!

[quiet sparrow]

wanna hear a story

[grim edge]

This is because of environment, ig

[high oasis]

YOURE GONNA DO IT, SON. YOURE GONNA DO IT!!

[oblique drum]

hi.

[zinc hollow]

ok yeah

[high oasis]

hey.

[zinc hollow]

hello.

[oblique drum]

Im new
How are y'all

[quiet sparrow]

ok ok

[oblique drum]

But good at chess

Even

[zinc hollow]

i'm newer, and i'm good thx

wbu

[oblique drum]

Wanna play?

[zinc hollow]

yeah! what's your rating so i can get an idea of what i'll be playing against?

[quiet sparrow]

i was in class looking for a pencil in my bag then when i found it it was broken in half and when i showed it to my friend who was sitting nex to me he said "gojo" and I never laughed harder in my life

[oblique drum]

Rapid:384

In stone league(5)

[azure heart]

I hate gojo lol

[zinc hollow]

is that to do with jujutsu kaisen?

[azure heart]

bros a fraud. got smoked up by goatkuna 🚬

[quiet sparrow]

oh no

[azure heart]

gojo dies at the head of sukuna

hands*

[oblique drum]

Anyone want to play with me

[grim edge]

"Crocodiles swallow small stones to improve digestion. These stones help grind up the food in their stomachs"

[oblique drum]

Ign: SteveproNotFound

[zinc hollow]

ok, are you new to chess in general or just to the discord?

[oblique drum]

In general

[zinc hollow]

okk, that's a really good rating then

[oblique drum]

...
I joined a lot of discord servers

[quiet sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-smile-grin-jjk-yuji-itadori-gif-18924114

sukuna after bringing his mommy,daddy,grandma,grandpa,aunt,uncle,dog,the fire hydrant, zoro,his highschool girlfriend, and some random moth looking dude to 1V20 gojo (he was still struggling)

[azure heart]

ngl jokes aside i agree

[pallid stream]

I BEAT

[azure heart]

wow

[grim edge]

Since crocodiles don't have sweat glands, they release heat through their mouths.

Does a game have to be under 25 moves to be a miniature

[pallid stream]

MRBEAST

I BEAT MRBREAST 3 CROWN

[azure heart]

bro brought the parents that didnt love him

[grim edge]

[pallid stream]

FINALLY

[azure heart]

bros the fun fact guy

[pallid stream]

Who wants link of me beating mrbeast

[grim edge]

Just Stealing from internet.

[high oasis]

im apfel. im wonderful. just got some food. gonna have some fun after.

[pallid stream]

Zan i finally did it

[high oasis]

you got out the friendzone?

[pallid stream]

I wish bro 😦 EVEN BETTER

I BEAT THE MRBEAST BOT

[high oasis]

hes trash

but yanno what

[pallid stream]

Not for me i got 100 rr

[grim edge]

BREAD IS LIKE THE SUN,
IT RISES IN THE YEAST AND SETS IN THE WAIST.

[high oasis]

im proud of you son

[pallid stream]

Thanks dad

[high oasis]

i love you for that

[high oasis]

just stay away from those good-for-nothing chicks. if you keep playing your chess you’ll have a good life. women play chess too. i know because my wife does.

[grim edge]

I love you too mate

[pallid stream]

What are the odds i can beat ding liren

[severe oxide]

maybe if hes blackout drunk and distracted

[pallid stream]

I mean his bot

[azure heart]

100%.

[severe oxide]

i doubt u can

[spark cove]

If you hit the gym for a couple months probably

[pallid stream]

I can try

[viscid jacinth]

Anyways i am gonna play chess someone wanna help me warm up a lil bit?

[pallid stream]

Ran

I wanna beat u

Let me play with u

[azure heart]

how old are you

[viscid jacinth]

surely

[pallid stream]

I will show u my skillz

[azure heart]

i mean whats your rting mb

[high oasis]

about .0002 % irl

[pallid stream]

Less

[high oasis]

as a bot? maybe .02% of the time

[viscid jacinth]

https://play.chess.com/2mFdB @high oasis

[viscid jacinth]

15

[high oasis]

who are you

[left umbra]

[viscid jacinth]

I am fine wbu

[high oasis]

im eating bro

[viscid jacinth]

Wait shit wrong ping

[viscid jacinth]

@pallid stream

[spark cove]

Its funny that before I started playing chess I had the notion that a complete amateur could perhaps beat a GM once in a thousand, hundred thousand games

[pallid stream]

Same age ran

[high oasis]

its alright bro. want some chips? or a piece of my cheesesteak?

[viscid jacinth]

True

[pallid stream]

I wanna just play chess

[spark cove]

Now I know that it's impossible

[pallid stream]

Beat ran

[viscid jacinth]

Yes please

[high oasis]

bet

[viscid jacinth]

I sent link koning

[pallid stream]

Alr

[viscid jacinth]

@pallid stream

[spark cove]

Even if an amateur could find all the right moves by mulling it over

They'd lose on time

[viscid jacinth]

Also beating me shall not be your goal

[viscid jacinth]

I mean I can defeat stockfish in infinite gamez

[pallid stream]

Im waiting in game

[limber sierra]

is that liver?

[viscid jacinth]

Chips are fine but tf is that

[high oasis]

its steak and cheese on bread

[viscid jacinth]

https://play.chess.com/NEb2L

[limber sierra]

seems like livver to me

[spark cove]

In an infinite amount of games yes, in a lifetimes worth of human games no.

[viscid jacinth]

@pallid stream join this one

[viscid jacinth]

I doubt lifetimes worth of games

[pallid stream]

Ill make one

[viscid jacinth]

Koning just join

[oblique drum]

IM DONE

[viscid jacinth]

the link is right there

[pallid stream]

Im tryin

[zinc hollow]

NO

[pallid stream]

Not letting me

[oblique drum]

I dont meet players that have higher level than me

[zinc hollow]

please don't feel demotivated, i have so much more experience

[viscid jacinth]

Ok so when your press the link

[oblique drum]

Ok fine

[pallid stream]

https://play.chess.com/XS3bS

[viscid jacinth]

Wait for 3 seconds then select play

[zinc hollow]

i've been playing for 2 years

[pallid stream]

Ok

[oblique drum]

But pls wait 5 min and i will be back

[zinc hollow]

oh i thought you were done playing chess, im stupid

dw if you don't want to play against me again

[viscid jacinth]

Alright

[stiff ledge]

Just mated with a bishop

[queen wren]

I just died

[severe oxide]

good

[queen wren]

brain is fried

[queen wren]

what

[stiff ledge]

I just mated with a bishop

[shrewd vessel]

ayo

[tulip lichen]

luke warm chai is ass idk how people drink it with ice

[queen wren]

wait with a bishop?

[stiff ledge]

Yeah..

[queen wren]

just a bishop?

[shrewd vessel]

i thought they only like underage boys

[stiff ledge]

YEAH

[tulip lichen]

thats impossible unless you have something assisting the king while mating with the bishop

[queen wren]

how?

[stiff ledge]

Queen and Bishop

[minor owl]

who pinged me twice ?

[queen wren]

no even with a king, you cant mate with just a bishop though

[shrewd vessel]

u can smother mate with a bishop

[queen wren]

Ooh

[severe oxide]

good

[tulip lichen]

wym "no" i said SOMETHING assisting the king while mating

[stiff ledge]

I like mating with pawns more though

[tulip lichen]

killer pawn

[queen wren]

oh mb i misread u completely

[stiff ledge]

Yeah

I did that

[queen wren]

yeh pawn mates are fantasticals

[quiet sparrow]

what are yall yapping about

[stiff ledge]

I like mating with pawns

[queen wren]

matings

[quiet sparrow]

🤨

[stiff ledge]

I'm just some girl heh

[queen wren]

Checkmatings*

[tulip lichen]

ok bro youre attracted to pawn we know

stop saying it

[stiff ledge]

No I mean

Nevermind

[tulip lichen]

yes i know you mean checkmate

thats the joke

[quiet sparrow]

OHHHHHH

that type

[stiff ledge]

matings

[blazing field]

we jamin

[high oasis]

that sandwich was so freaking bomb bro

i feel nice. time to clean.

[viscid jacinth]

Uh yeah I am losing

This match is not going well

[high oasis]

thats cuz you didnt have some of my sandwich

it was so good you shoulda had a piece

[viscid jacinth]

I am losing to uh

loning

[torn briar]

Why can't send pictures

[rain trout]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[high oasis]

because youre not one us: the cool guys

[rain trout]

You need trusted

!trusted @torn briar

[stable jungle]

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[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[rain trout]

Hi

[viscid jacinth]

That was an interesting game

[rain trout]

How are you doing today Typical 400 elo chat?

[pallid stream]

Ur pretty damn good

[jaunty kindle]

Hi

[viscid jacinth]

surely

[pallid stream]

Nah fr

[gloomy vector]

HOW DO YOU END UP LIKE THIS

[jaunty kindle]

Pretty good. Still playing shit lol

[viscid jacinth]

now mind telling me if this is an alt

[pallid stream]

I swear to god it isnt

[viscid jacinth]

Do you play games anywhere else

[pallid stream]

With friends at school

But its because hyperfocus of adhd

[azure heart]

what happened

[pallid stream]

I really just see the scenarios playing in my head

[viscid jacinth]

I lost obviously

[azure heart]

send me the game

[rain trout]

:(

[pallid stream]

Its just the reason i dont play much is school

[viscid jacinth]

Check out this #chess game: Ran_Rhy vs renzKf - https://www.chess.com/live/game/98815425011

[worn ice]

Ran_Rhy (1543) vs. renzKf (121)

Move List

1. e4 f5 2. exf5 Nf6 3. d4 c5 4. Bg5 cxd4 5. Bxf6 Qa5+ 6. c3 gxf6 7. Qxd4 Nc6 8. Qg4 Qe5+ 9. Be2 d6 10. Qh5+ Kd8 11. Nf3 Qxf5 12. Qxf5 Bxf5 13. O-O Kc7 14. Bb5 e5 15. [Nbd2] d5 16. Nb3 Bd6 17. Rad1 a6 18. Bxc6 bxc6 19. Rfe1 a5 20. a4 Bc2 21. Nbd2 Bxd1 22. Rxd1 Rhg8 23. Nf1 Rab8 24. Rd2 Rg4 25. Ne3 Rxa4 26. Nf5 Ra1+ 

[azure heart]

let me see

[pallid stream]

See so rr really doesnt matter

[shy pike]

No

[pallid stream]

People have boards too

[minor spoke]

Hi bots

[azure heart]

@viscid jacinth i mean

hes not moving like a CM

maybe he just got lucky? give the dude the benefit of the doubt?

[pallid stream]

Bro...

True
Im luxky

[shy pike]

hai

[pallid stream]

Im pretty bad and making random moves after all

If i can kill someone i grab the chance

[grim edge]

hi

[spice elk]

WHAT DID HE SAYYYY

[viscid jacinth]

I mean its really impressive for a 100 to see that fork even

[azure heart]

I agree

[pallid stream]

All im telling is ur good to bro

[shy pike]

Meow

[azure heart]

I mean idk it's hard to place your finger on anything if you get me

[pallid stream]

But i read books 😎

[viscid jacinth]

even tho thats entirely my fault

[azure heart]

he's not cheating

[shy pike]

woo

[grim edge]

anyone interested for 10 min rapid approx. 1500 elo

[azure heart]

🥶

[pallid stream]

I read books

[viscid jacinth]

But like he was defending attacks

[pallid stream]

I dont wanna die yk

[queen wren]

rated or un

[jaunty kindle]

Doesnt really look suspecious lol

[azure heart]

yea

the king move is unheard of a 100 to see too lol

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah I am just thinking if he plays outside of chess.com

[pallid stream]

I do ran

[grim edge]

anything will do

[pallid stream]

But just barely

[viscid jacinth]

Damn then you are good

[pallid stream]

And ive red the queens gambit novel

[queen wren]

lets do un i forgot im rr 1400

[iron barn]

ugh why is there slight crackling 36 seconds in, this part is so good apart from that, and i know its not my iems

[queen wren]

Add GxoFybabs

[grim edge]

ok

[viscid jacinth]

Why are you telling us that

[azure heart]

dont feel bad bro

[pallid stream]

Because it can learn u stuff

[azure heart]

it happens ive gotten beaten by 1600s

[crude pecan]

Yo

[viscid jacinth]

i mean thats like way smaller than that

[azure heart]

[pallid stream]

Ran

[grim edge]

GxoFybaB sent'

[pallid stream]

That rating doesnt mean anything

[viscid jacinth]

true

[pallid stream]

Just how much u play in game

[viscid jacinth]

yeah thats the thing

[pallid stream]

But u got me confusing too why do you think i went to "feed my dogs"

[queen wren]

Nth popping up

[pallid stream]

I was staring at the board

[queen wren]

whats ur user

[grim edge]

really?

ok

dreamervc

[queen wren]

Added

[warm spindle]

Hello astolfo

[pallid stream]

I kinda dont know how i managed 88% accuracy

69%

I lost to 88

[high oasis]

rodolfo

[azure heart]

Hello jokbar

[grim edge]

is there any tournament where I can win a diamond membership?

[lethal swallow]

Is anyone from England here?

[grim edge]

i mean any user can, who wins the tournament

[severe oxide]

used to be but its nitro now

[grim edge]

damn

well nitro will do

[grim edge]

3 min puzzle until today #announcements check this

Can someone with good rating review my game because I think I did real good in it

[pallid stream]

Anyone willing to play?

Im looking for a real challenge

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dabigdawg1

This is the Chess.com profile of dabigdawg1. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1419 (1504 peak)
Blitz: 1235 (1342 peak)
Bullet: 756 (814 peak)

[meager fulcrum]

who wants to play

im back in 5 min

[grim edge]

Elo

[jaunty kindle]

4

[grim edge]

Im 300

U 400?

[jaunty kindle]

Wow, thats 75 times as much

[pallid stream]

U mean rr?

[grim edge]

Eatin

Rating

[pallid stream]

Oh 150

But i could beat u

I think

[grim edge]

Let’s Vs

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> renzkf

This is the Chess.com profile of renzkf. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 152 (242 peak)

[pallid stream]

Sure

Link?.

[grim edge]

My peak probably 400

Im horrible

[pallid stream]

Alr

[grim edge]

U send cos I can’t remember how lol

[pallid stream]

Im kinda

Alr

https://play.chess.com/28qbZ

[grim edge]

Hi guys

[pallid stream]

@grim edge wya

[grim edge]

I joked

[grim edge]

Joined I just joined

[potent crag]

first time joining nitro tournament. can't wait to win the $1000 prize

[pallid stream]

Were u the australian

[spare forum]

u aint winning g

[grim edge]

Ye

[pallid stream]

Rejoin

[spare forum]

🙏

[grim edge]

K

[potent crag]

oh no 😦

[grim edge]

Im in

[dim ridge]

how hard would it be for a 15 year old to get an interview with gothamchess

[grim edge]

@pallid stream how do I inv u

[dim ridge]

upper middle class

[pallid stream]

Im in ur game

[grim edge]

Sorry

how do you send a public challenge here

[potent crag]

he said he dont like interviews with the exception of magnus. but we never know. it can be you.

[dim ridge]

idek how to to contact

the main point of that interview is to ask him to unban me from his twitch chat

speaking of which

anyone in the server a mod in gothamchess' twitch chat?

[boreal cosmos]

not possible if thats the case

[severe oxide]

neondactyl is a mod in his server

[torpid lintel]

How was your dad birthday? 👀

[viscid jacinth]

Hi

Humans

[spare forum]

just make an appeal bruh

what did u doo

[dim ridge]

little me (im 2008) getting into chess

[dim ridge]

i tried, no one has looked at it

i was literally spamming for him to unban me from his server

[dim ridge]

how do i get neon to unban me from the server

[severe oxide]

it was good

[severe oxide]

@obtuse harbor dm him

[dim ridge]

i got banned cuz i was cheating in september of last year, it was really stupid, i was in a vc and someone was helping me and someone else noticed and banned me

[spare forum]

☠️

[grim edge]

lol

[dim ridge]

ik

i just rlly wanna go back there

[grim edge]

that looks like sergey karjakin

[solid pelican]

@grim edge you brazilian?

[grim edge]

honestly I was stuck at 700 for a few days

now I am again stuck at 1300-1400

[dim ridge]

ong?

[grim edge]

Um no

[dim ridge]

dude i wanna become a gm but im stuck at a classical elo of 1500 :((((

[grim edge]

it kindof looks like him

[solid pelican]

ah ok

[brave ridge]

hello

[dim ridge]

goodbye

[grim edge]

How the f can i beat 1700 but not people at my rating.

Your brain sees them as a challenge and you force yourself to play even better like me

i have beaten bots at around 1800

[grim edge]

this actually makes alot of sense..THANKS JF

but can't defeat 1500s

[vague depot]

I love chess

[severe oxide]

bots do not equate to real person elo

[grim edge]

The thing about bots is... uh

Whos tellimg him? ;-;

[severe oxide]

1800 bot is not 1800 elo

[grim edge]

i know i know

[severe oxide]

ur oppotent sees ur lower rated and thinks oh ez game not really gonna focus and messes it up.

[grim edge]

Can I post my match somewhere for someone to rate it

[pallid stream]

Gg @grim edge

[grim edge]

Gg u smashed me

[pallid stream]

Nahh

[severe oxide]

ask for a review in “ask an expert”

[gentle steppe]

My time has come

[pallid stream]

Just play in ur free time

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Joj Sus (levysmurf)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Joj Sus (levysmurf)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1942 (1979 peak)
Blitz: 1963 (peak)
Bullet: 2004 (peak)

[severe oxide]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1039982616159465595

[grim edge]

Oh thanks

[grim edge]

Cwjtnpodtmthere

Can’t post there

[spare forum]

post here

[severe oxide]

do /connect

[grim edge]

Total serious play time to get to 1900?,am playing for 6 months and am still 1656 ;-;

[vague depot]

Hhhhh

[grim edge]

I played not seriously for one year and im 1200 / 1400

[vague depot]

I’ve been playing for abt 2 years? started at 600

[grim edge]

Blitz and bullet

[grim edge]

I started at 100

[vague depot]

I took a lot of breaks inbetween but yea

[grim edge]

This actually applies to me when my ego about rating was still high

[grim edge]

Alr,am really hoping to become a 2k player this 2024,350 more elo shpuldnt be that hard...

[grim edge]

Ok

[vague depot]

You can definitely do it, I was gaining abt 400 pts a year so you got this

[grim edge]

I think the one thing thats holding me back is stressing after a lose even though i still wanna play,so annoying,its impossible to be emotionless when needed

[vague depot]

I’m trying to be 2200-2300 this year cuz yea that’d be cool

[vague depot]

I get that, me too :(

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play

@severe oxide still won’t let

[grim edge]

I could spar an unrated 10 min game before bed

ok

[spare forum]

i have the best enel gif

[grim edge]

Though dont expect my best performance,wanna go?

[severe oxide]

did u connect ur account?

[grim edge]

user?

[grim edge]

Show

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> un3x4ected

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1633 (1656 peak)
Blitz: 1171 (1215 peak)
Bullet: 1104 (peak)

[grim edge]

There

[grim edge]

Signed into apple and it said “welcome back”

Ping me when challenhe is sent

[severe oxide]

uhhh gotta click the discord thing at the bottom

[grim edge]

Why does my Spotify keep playing the same songs

[spare forum]

check dms t

[grim edge]

Ok

I have 250 songs on my playlist

And it keeps choosing the same 20 songs

[vague depot]

Good luck you chess gamers

[grim edge]

Stupid app

[spare forum]

skill issue

mobile is beyond terrible

[grim edge]

Fr tho

@severe oxide I did it won’t let me post

It's quicker to close the app and re-open it then listen to the ads

[upbeat viper]

owo

[severe oxide]

idfk do it again

[grim edge]

WDYM

@grim edge is thos unrated

This

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-22399496

[grim edge]

yes

Alr then

[grim edge]

uwu~

don't worrry I gonna lose anyways

[severe oxide]

if u did it properly then u would have connected role

oh

u have it now

[grim edge]

I DO HAVE THE ROLE now it should corks

[upbeat viper]

cursed

[midnight sun]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-thousand-yard-stare-stare-tiktok-wtf-gif-12206044702998985154

[rain trout]

This video is disturbing me

[grim edge]

[rain trout]

And my mental health occasionally

[grim edge]

I JUST FOUND OUT I DID BRILLIANT MOVE

WHEN I DID GAME ANALYSIS

[grim edge]

Only one? 😴😴

[warm spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/968670122082455623/1194802803365916682/1704554820029563.gif?ex=65b1add2&is=659f38d2&hm=4fdfb8a983f9ecf62d8a0e6c55041878593523e09f7cf620750c4dcb9057fd94&

[grim edge]

Im 300 soo

Elo*

[grim edge]

😭

[grim edge]

😭😭😭😭

I beat vice president of my chess club 😴🥱

[severe oxide]

4chan

[grim edge]

Hello

[fallen valley]

I need a Clan to join in Clash of Clans

[severe oxide]

whats ur town hall

[fallen valley]

TH10 nearing max

[severe oxide]

i think @ornate ivy has a clan

[tacit spoke]

weak numbers

[ornate ivy]

Yeah I do

Th 13+ only normally tho

[fallen valley]

[fallen valley]

I haven't played since like 2015

[severe oxide]

search like “USA” “America” ect and u can find some good clans

[grim edge]

Welcome to discord

[tacit spoke]

oh so you were the max at the time

nice

[fallen valley]

Maybe a bit later, I've never been maxed

[severe oxide]

i need to find my email i used

for my th13 account

[tacit spoke]

same

[grim edge]

If you want, I can send you my clan code.

[fallen valley]

Uhhhh sure you seem cool

[grim edge]

#2PVGGRQU8

And this is my account #LPG0YVRVJ

[severe oxide]

Coc is actually the dumbest game yet so fun

just constant waiting

and repeating the same shit over and over

[fallen valley]

I'm 500 trophies short of the requirement

[fallen valley]

Wait until you learn about chess

[severe oxide]

☠️

[azure heart]

chess when 3 trillion moves into the first 10 moves

[severe oxide]

this is why i play roblox 🥱

[azure heart]

same shit tho i agree

[severe oxide]

fortnite > chess

[grim edge]

It prevents game addiction :), You don't have to stand by and wait while upgrading things. You continue to do your work

[severe oxide]

i sit there for 3 days straight staring at the upgrade timer

i do not drink or eat

i sit and watch

[grim edge]

.d

Then don't play coc

[tacit spoke]

been doing puzzles for like 3 hours and forgot i have a life

[knotty egret]

if youre addicted, quit

w advice

[grim edge]

bro what

Who said that?

[compact mantle]

Me

[tacit spoke]

me

[compact mantle]

Lmao that doesn’t surprise me

[severe oxide]

^

[grim edge]

Smash

[compact mantle]

4K

[severe oxide]

why ru called user

[vague depot]

Chess

[severe oxide]

did a mod change it or smth?

[compact mantle]

He got that baguette

[severe oxide]

damn

[grim edge]

What does packing mean?

[compact mantle]

Idk ask him

I think he got the standard size baguette

[grim edge]

Ohhhhhh this

[compact mantle]

That standard? Shit

[upbeat viper]