💬〡general-off-topic

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and I am doing this since like 2 weeks

[graceful lintel]

Hii hry

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so I am mentally unwell and depressed

I am just 14 years old and I am doing these shits when kids are enjoying life

[graceful lintel]

don't search things abt Cancer in Google

they'll relate literally everything to cancer

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true

[drowsy crest]

I am good hru :3

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my doctor once said the same

Rn I am listening to hanuman chalisa to calm myself down

bcz I've already searched about many types of diseases

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Dw bro, I had a minor leg injury searched it on google, it said that my leg has to be removed

The most depressing 2 weeks of my life

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then u went to the doctor?

[graceful lintel]

Oh great same
Tmr maths exam 🗣️

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My tuition teacher scheduled my math test tmrw

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sad

I am depressed too

[graceful lintel]

Oh

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My dad thinks I should stop this bcz doctor said I am fine

I am thinking that I have pain but I literally have no pain

when I think about it

I have pain like when I am in tuition and studying I don't have pain

when I am at home sitting idle I think am I having pain? and it starts minor pain

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We makin it out of pre finals with this one 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

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I need mental therapy

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It's called placebo

[graceful lintel]

FR
TBH IM quite confident abt maths the only subject I like 🗣️🔥🥶

[grim edge]

who wants to play bullet ? i am 1300

[drowsy crest]

E4

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what does the mean?

[drowsy crest]

Google

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10 seconds + 1

[grim edge]

k . send link on dm

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ahh it says if u tell someone that there is headache in some medical condition then they will report it

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w8 a minute

[drowsy crest]

Basically

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can u elaborate?

like it's only mental thing

not real

[queen wren]

Fellas do u guys know how to check what puzzle i just did in #🧩〡daily-puzzle

im currently confused on the puzzle i just did and want to try analyzing it

[knotty egret]

If u give someone a pill that does nothing but say that it for example makes you more confident you'll believe you're more confident and then be more confident

That's a placebo pill

[knotty egret]

Yeah it has no real effect but has a mental effect

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Like the thing that happened to ron weasly in harry potter

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Haven't watched Harry Potter but yes

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when potter said that he mixed up that lucky drink or something in his glass and then ron performed well

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it means due to searching a lot I've grown mental issues

[unique osprey]

hey

[raven ice]

i did it

[tacit spoke]

Pogu

[raven ice]

what is a pogu

[graceful lintel]

Pog

[graceful lintel]

I hate you

you ain't going heaven after sending all those pics

[raven ice]

learn your mate

[toxic valley]

It is called as pre-moves

[graceful lintel]

😔

[toxic valley]

And you can force a checkmate with 2 bishops like that after promoting every pawns to bishop then sacrificing others

[graceful lintel]

Wth r u talking abt

[stable mirage]

kitten moment

[raven ice]

how to get to 2000

[graceful lintel]

[toxic valley]

I think that's the reason to learn 2 bishops checkmate

[raven ice]

in 1 day

[stable mirage]

lose 50 games in a row

[raven ice]

for 1.2k

[graceful lintel]

🗣️

[tacit spoke]

interesting

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win 100

[raven ice]

alr

[stable mirage]

in a row against similar rating

[raven ice]

imma play chess for 10 hours

[tacit spoke]

you forgot two zeros

[stable mirage]

100 games doesn’t take that long

[raven ice]

i play 3/0

so like

10 hours max

[stable mirage]

hi mod

[tacit spoke]

it's good game

[raven ice]

even faster if i set my rating range to -0 to ∞

[stable mirage]

-25 is minimum

[raven ice]

ye still the same points

[stable mirage]

sadly you can’t do -0 +0 rating range

[tacit spoke]

it's fun with a team

[stable mirage]

I must suggest this to chess.c*m

[tacit spoke]

not solo

[raven ice]

boi it isnt c*m its com

[tacit spoke]

that's ok

[stable mirage]

the c*mpany must be censored

[raven ice]

justy dont lose

[round yarrow]

Teach mee

[stable mirage]

hang a rook for a few moves in a row and you’ll win

[raven ice]

seems like a good plan!!

[queen wren]

What

54%?

[raven ice]

its normal dont worry

[queen wren]

yeh no i do worst than that

[stable mirage]

don’t worry 600s do that a lot

[queen wren]

600s averages atleast 30%

[raven ice]

what if i start farming 900s like crazy

like what hikaru did

[stable mirage]

dang I have to try that

[raven ice]

lose 250 games

[stable mirage]

I’ll work on it

[queen wren]

whats -0+25?

[raven ice]

rating range

[queen wren]

Oh

[raven ice]

-0 only applies to 100

[stable mirage]

wouldn’t be enough but thanks for the advice

[queen wren]

Can u not get to 99?

[stable mirage]

100 is the minimum

[raven ice]

100 is min

[queen wren]

Wait how much elo u lose when u lose

[stable mirage]

well yes but finding that many is unlikely

[raven ice]

like 16

[queen wren]

Ohdamn

[raven ice]

idk

[stable mirage]

0-16 but against similar strength it’s 8

[queen wren]

Oh

[raven ice]

i aint got time

why rapid when you can play blitz

[stable mirage]

[short turtle]

Hello

I came here after 20,000 years

Or maybe 69,420

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[raven ice]

lol

i remember i was 600

[short turtle]

Meh I am bad in chess anyway

[raven ice]

took me like 7 months to become 1200

[short turtle]

I trade my Bishop with Rook

[raven ice]

we can see why

[stable mirage]

you could find people by pressing the “play” button

[raven ice]

if you dont want to lose rating then do unrated

CONNECT YOUR ACCOUNT

[opaque creek]

Just go to chess.com and click play, you will find random opponents

[stable mirage]

sorry, the start game button

[obtuse hull]

Understandable

[raven ice]

yeah idk what to tell you

[stable mirage]

if that’s not for you try this one

[raven ice]

lichess is good bc i am 1700 rated

[short turtle]

I will take next Solar year (230,000,000 years)

[opaque creek]

I can play 10+0 unrated

[raven ice]

i should work to 2000 by the end of the year

i wouldnt trust him

[opaque creek]

Because I'm really close to 1000

I'm 985

[raven ice]

plus he hasnt connected his account

the only segregation here is connected and unconnected accounts

we dont trust you

[slate arch]

Ain't no way i just begged a player to draw so i wouldn't loose points 💀

Ye

This pfp is too cute

[raven ice]

i couldve won a plaque iif i won my game (i was in a winning postio then blundered it) against a 1800 otb

[slate arch]

Nah sed cat better

What's your elo?

Me 200

[torpid lintel]

When do you offer draw?

[raven ice]

800s ARE WEAK

[torpid lintel]

When you are winning?

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When your pieces 🍑 from all side

[raven ice]

sure unrated

[torpid lintel]

And why do you offer draw? 😅

[raven ice]

nope

all your getting is a win

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To not loose elo?

[raven ice]

no elo

sure

[opaque creek]

I agree

[slate arch]

How do i improve ?

I'm very bad

[raven ice]

https://play.chess.com/Vt82y

[grim edge]

The biggest tree always started as a mere sappling

[opaque creek]

Watch gothamchess videos

[slate arch]

Watched his begginer tutorial
Started a match

Got my 🍑 clapped from all sides

[grim edge]

..

[torpid lintel]

If he losing he should just play or resign he should work on improvement not on rating

[slate arch]

I begged him to draw so i wouldn't loose elo 💀

[grim edge]

Sonetimes my active imagination...is a curse.

[raven ice]

gg

[slate arch]

You thought about it 💀
Nahh that's cursed

[raven ice]

dont castle in a attack

[grim edge]

Time to play roblox

[toxic valley]

Sacrificing bishop then checkmate or instant checkmate which is better

[raven ice]

that was intentional yk

ong it was lol

i wouldnt lose elo so

yeah sure buddy

[slate owl]

hit 1300 blitz today

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seriously wth jus happened 💀

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met 3 modern players in a row, they all let their time run out instead of resinging, won all 3 tho

[graceful lintel]

oh great

[slate owl]

play qd3

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Real

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🗣️🗣️

[grim edge]

Someone fking do this trend with me

[slate owl]

my 4'11 ass sitting there like

nah bro i cant

i mean of course im not actually 4'11

im 15 real

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HAHAHHA AM 5'3

[graceful lintel]

Hola everyone

💀

[short patio]

tfym i am 5'3

[slate owl]

im actually 17'3

[short patio]

hot

[graceful lintel]

[short patio]

5'3 is tall asf

[grim edge]

YAY 5'3 GANG

[short patio]

no its more than enough

[grim edge]

Its ok girls atleast we dont need to kneel

[fluid lintel]

Idk how tall I am, I know I'm in the 5s

[short patio]

you are 5'3

[grim edge]

Shush now dearie.

My ego feels like ots sky rocketing knowing am not alone being 5'3

[toxic valley]

1.626 meters

[graceful lintel]

3 digits after decimals

[grim edge]

R u a male?

[toxic valley]

Just convert feet to meter

[grim edge]

HAHAHHA SHORTIE

Mwah

[slate owl]

its okay lil bro

5 inches is big enough

[gentle steppe]

Im5'6

And 14 get better

[graceful lintel]

[slate owl]

at least im half a foot higher than the avg chat

[graceful lintel]

Hola everyone

[upbeat viper]

hola

soy dora

[west reef]

Hola hermano

[upbeat viper]

where's the pencil ?

[graceful lintel]

No don't

[upbeat viper]

is it in the river ? is it behind the bush ?

[graceful lintel]

I ate it

[upbeat viper]

help me find it !

[gentle steppe]

I don't wana go to my math tution

[slate owl]

wait 21 just dropped

[gentle steppe]

But I have to

[slate owl]

smash

[gentle steppe]

My time has come

[graceful lintel]

How u gonan smash a cookie or a cup of milk

[graceful lintel]

no

[graceful lintel]

"whoever holds this stick is gay"

[short patio]

anything that has mass can be humped

[tacit knot]

Hlo

[opal birch]

hello

why is chat so quiet

[tacit knot]

Idk

Wanna play some chess??

[opal birch]

yeah sure

account?

@tacit knot

[tacit knot]

Ur rating??

[opal birch]

1048

not very good

[clear sequoia]

If you'd play a 100 games against the average chess.com discord member, you're expected to score 81/100. That's pretty good!

[grim edge]

who wants to play bullet ? i am 1300

[west reef]

sure

say username

[grim edge]

looney3533

[opal birch]

mhm thanks dude

[grim edge]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> the_demon4933

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 845 (1724 peak)
Blitz: 514 (558 peak)
Bullet: 436 (1521 peak)

[tacit knot]

What peak rating

[remote bramble]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/98796870085?tab=review

[worn ice]

Carbonara_FR (2577) vs. Witty_Alien (2357)

Move List

1. d4 e5 2. d5 Bc5 3. a3 Nf6 4. b4 Bb6 5. e3 e4 6. c4 d6 7. Qc2 Qe7 8. Bb2 Ng4 9. h3 Nxe3 10. fxe3 Bxe3 11. Bxg7 Rg8 12. Bc3 Qh4+ 13. Kd1 Bf5 14. Ne2 Nd7 15. g3 Qh5 16. Nd2 O-O-O 17. g4 Bxg4 18. Qxe4 Rde8 19. hxg4 Qg5 20. Qf5 Qe7 21. Nf3 Kb8 22. Bd4 Bxd4 23. Nfxd4 Qe3 24. Qxd7 Qd3+ 25. Ke1 Qxd4 26. Qd8+ Rxd8 27. Nxd4 

[remote bramble]

anyone pls review

[forest jasper]

Witty alien plays engl*nd

wow

[tacit knot]

Any 1 1v1??

[west reef]

damnit

[grim edge]

gg wp bro

[west reef]

i aint smoking that crack

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Javier Miah (tarti05)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Javier Miah (tarti05)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 496
Blitz: 251
Bullet: 177

[west reef]

well,,, i came close to mating u

but i was too slow

[grim edge]

adoption confirmed 🙂

[west reef]

bruh

[fallow jackal]

1 game away from 500 lfg

[tacit knot]

https://play.chess.com/k4SA4

[fallow jackal]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/95934635034?tab=analysis

[worn ice]

tarti05 (496) vs. cleverjesus (480)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 f6 3. e3 g5 4. Bg3 h5 5. h4 Bg4 6. Nf3 b6 7. Nc3 c6 8. Bd3 Nd7 9. [Bg6#] 

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Diganta Saha (diguerooo)

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Name: Diganta Saha (diguerooo)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 934 (971 peak)
Blitz: 707 (740 peak)
Bullet: 605 (616 peak)

[severe oxide]

400 elo chess is strange

[fallow jackal]

indeed

[slate owl]

are they even real

[forest jasper]

no

[fallow jackal]

i am

[slate owl]

no you arent

you just dont know it yet

[fallow jackal]

nah i am one game away from 500

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> the_demon4933

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 845 (1724 peak)
Blitz: 514 (558 peak)
Bullet: 436 (1521 peak)

[tacit knot]

1v1??

[fallow jackal]

alr

going to lose but still

[slate owl]

i watch

[tacit knot]

https://play.chess.com/XDmiH

[remote bramble]

won witty alien on his stream

[grim edge]

2200 you win all

[latent pasture]

Hello everyone

[rigid geyser]

[latent pasture]

How you doing?

[sleek zealot]

just took a geography test
im gonna fail this year 🙏

[rigid geyser]

Pretty good. You?

[remote bramble]

you cant possibly fail georaphy

[sleek zealot]

brother u dont know me

[west reef]

how can someone be bad at geography

[sleek zealot]

dude :((

[latent pasture]

I'm fine thanks.

[latent pasture]

Fr haha

[west reef]

i didnt even have geography course in school, but i still am good at it

[remote bramble]

exact

[opal birch]

wait really

[west reef]

yea

[opal birch]

you don’t have geography?

[sleek zealot]

???? why are u saying its easy then

u dont even know what we have to know

[opal birch]

you’re probably not as good as you think then

[sleek zealot]

fr

[opal birch]

since you don’t get taught or tested on it

[latent pasture]

Tell us the example

[west reef]

nah i am actually good

[severe oxide]

its com

[west reef]

oh its compulsary

[remote bramble]

lol

[west reef]

i see...

[opal birch]

what’s the capital of Egypt in 10 seconds

[west reef]

airo

[remote bramble]

too ez

[latent pasture]

💀

[west reef]

cairo ...

[remote bramble]

lol

[west reef]

i was typing fast so missed a c

[sleek zealot]

uh like what a monsoon is and how they work like where the wind goes and from where

[opal birch]

you know your shi

[remote bramble]

if you arent american u cant possibly fail geography

[west reef]

ye ofc

[opal birch]

yeah I know I know

[sleek zealot]

probably more but i just have no i dea

[west reef]

Dude whats the use of learning geography in school

its the easiest piece of subject u can teach

[sleek zealot]

i have no clue

[west reef]

ppl be good at it even though they didnt learn it

[sleek zealot]

dude if you think its just about like countries and flags or just mountains ur mistaken my guy

[opal birch]

Basic understanding of country’s, city’s and international trading

[west reef]

yea ofc

there are much more than that, and i think i am aware

[sleek zealot]

no hell no

[west reef]

like earth, longitude, latitude

and seismic activity

[keen parrot]

name all US states

[west reef]

etc...

[sleek zealot]

dude thats literally like 5th grade stuff

[west reef]

dc

not my country...

[latent pasture]

I see, it was not hard topic when I got touch with it but ngl I don't remember about it since then

[opal birch]

name all states and territories of Australia

[keen parrot]

district of columbia isnt a state iirc

[west reef]

say all states of india

exactly ,,, u wont know lmao

[keen parrot]

okay, name 20 european countries

[opal birch]

Yeah isn’t Columbia a country

[fallow jackal]

gg

[sleek zealot]

that was what 1 question of the 10 in my test was about btw

[opal birch]

name all country’s in Europe

[west reef]

20 ?,

[sleek zealot]

i could

[keen parrot]

20 should be easy

[slate owl]

is kanye west in chat

[west reef]

lithuania

[opal birch]

I could too

[keen parrot]

thats only 1

[west reef]

estonia..

[latent pasture]

Easy asf for football watchers

[tacit knot]

That was the worst game played byme lmao

[opal birch]

yeah that’s one

[fallow jackal]

@tacit knot i blunderred so hard

[west reef]

germany ..

romania...

[opal birch]

bruh you’re going so slow

[keen parrot]

should be easy asf for anyonr

[west reef]

greece ..

[tacit knot]

U blundered I just premived everything 💀💀

[latent pasture]

Fr

[west reef]

there is cooldown

italy...

[opal birch]

I like to imagine that you’re going back and fourth through Google and Discord

[west reef]

france.....

[fallow jackal]

i am 400 is normal for me to blunder lol

[sleek zealot]

bro loves dots

[fallow jackal]

is in my dna

[west reef]

i aint on google fam...

slovakia

[sleek zealot]

bro closed it took a pic and then pressed ctrl shift t

[west reef]

slovania..

oh hell nah, i watch football world cup so i mostly know those names who play it

[sleek zealot]

go on then

[west reef]

england, ireland

[severe oxide]

ukraine, russia, serbia, albania, luxembourg, france, germany, spain, portugal, croatia, estonia, latvia, greece, bosnia and hergy,, france, lithuania, italy, switz, sweden, norway, i think thats twenty

[west reef]

denmark, norway

greenland, iceland...

vatican city

,,, sweden

dude i can go on,,, dont even test me

...

i didnt even count how many i said it

[opal birch]

France, Germany UK, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Denmark, Iceland, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Switzerland, Austria, Ireland, Cechia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Bulgaria, Romania, Moldova, Monetenegro, Luthiunia, Estonia, like dude I could go on rn

[sleek zealot]

btw this guys saying european countries while thats not what my classes are about at all

[west reef]

yea i could say it like that as well

[remote bramble]

too ez

[severe oxide]

what is the capital of turkey

[latent pasture]

I'm sure that you are not using Google haha

[remote bramble]

bro s gonna say ankara

[latent pasture]

Ankara let's go

[west reef]

capital of turkey is antalia

[remote bramble]

LOL

[west reef]

idk, i forgot

[remote bramble]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[latent pasture]

😭

[severe oxide]

ankara

[opal birch]

name all country’s in Asia and the coordinates of all 1st, 2nd and 3rd biggest cities of their respective country’s

[tacit knot]

Bro 1v1

[opal birch]

Finally some didn’t say Istanbul

[tacit knot]

I wanna loose

[remote bramble]

in what

[severe oxide]

lol

[tacit knot]

Rapid

[severe oxide]

fortnite

[rain trout]

Yo noobs

[remote bramble]

nah bro

[remote bramble]

cs go i am down

[latent pasture]

You have to ask Africa's capitals haha

[severe oxide]

cs2*

[rain trout]

?

[tacit knot]

Bruh u can just easily destroy me

[keen parrot]

yep, u missed finland, denmark, netherlands belgium, andorra, uk, ireland, monaco, vatican, san marino, austria, czechia, slovakia, montenegro, slovenia, n. macedonia, turkey, bulgaria, hungary, belarus, poland, liechtenstein and moldova

[tacit knot]

I waan play with someone good

[west reef]

China, india, russia serbian part, japan, 2 koreas, philippines, myanmar, vietnam, cambodia, thailand, indonesia, srilanka, pakistan, iran, iraq, kazakstan, uzbekistan, nepal, maldives,

[opal birch]

Bro I knew this one girl that couldn’t name the capital of Turkey and literally didn’t know (she’s Turkish)

[severe oxide]

u said name 20 lil bro i could of named more 😠

[west reef]

i can go on,,

[remote bramble]

1.6

[tacit knot]

I can't name it either lmao

[severe oxide]

lol

[remote bramble]

then why do we need to play

[rain trout]

Education is illegal in America

[opal birch]

you forgot 1st 2nd and 3rd biggest cities and their coordinates

[keen parrot]

russia serbian part

[severe oxide]

💀

[tacit knot]

I wanna see ethe diffrence

[west reef]

the cities ? what

[opal birch]

But what’s embarrassing is that she’s from Turkey

[latent pasture]

Georgia?

[sleek zealot]

at first i was like thats normal but then the parentheses

[west reef]

like beijing, new delhi , etc

[keen parrot]

eh not sure if georgia armenia and azerbaijan are considered europe

[opal birch]

COORDINATES

[tacit knot]

I am not from ther

[severe oxide]

capital of south africa

[keen parrot]

which one

[tacit knot]

Ayy u like my state

[opal birch]

Cape Town

[west reef]

bruh i dont know the damn coordinates, i aint a GPS

[remote bramble]

loool

[sleek zealot]

i wouldnt say so but its an imaginary border so you could consider it

[latent pasture]

It has 3 capitals right?

[opal birch]

Thought you good at Geograohy 😔

[keen parrot]

mhm

[tacit knot]

Ur elo

[severe oxide]

legislative

[sleek zealot]

im trying to win we up 💸

[keen parrot]

oh well i don't know

[west reef]

well i didnt study the course so, i think i know some geography stuff that u dont know

[tacit knot]

U Indian or smthing??

[west reef]

yes

[sleek zealot]

another gd update

[opal birch]

Like what I like to think I’m decent at the subject

[west reef]

from maharashtra, mumbai

[tacit knot]

Ayy homie

[severe oxide]

capital of South Africa is Pretoria, the legislative capital is Cape Town,and the judicial capital is Bloemfontein

[west reef]

sup where u from

[opal birch]

yeah ok so what’s the “Offical” capital

[remote bramble]

bruh he just said that

[severe oxide]

most people would say Cape town or Pretoria

[sleek zealot]

johannesburg

[opal birch]

Dude literally named 3

[west reef]

tell capital of india

[opal birch]

New Delhi obv

[severe oxide]

they are all capitals

[west reef]

tell capital of Nepal

[sleek zealot]

cuz theres 3

[latent pasture]

Yeah

[west reef]

tell capital of Bangladesh..

[opal birch]

So SA has 3 offical capitals?

[severe oxide]

kathmandu

[latent pasture]

Yeah.

[opal birch]

never knew

[west reef]

lmao

[remote bramble]

cuz there are

[severe oxide]

yes

[sleek zealot]

insert cultural appropriation here

[west reef]

huh

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-saul-goodman-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-gif-25801565

[latent pasture]

Tell capital of Georgia guys

[severe oxide]

bangkok

[opal birch]

Tiblisi

[west reef]

hahah thats of thailand

[sleek zealot]

will i get banned if i say i love SA (the country 🥰🥰)

[west reef]

Bangladesh capital is dhaka

[latent pasture]

Tb* but still good job

[severe oxide]

oh

[opal birch]

I love “South Africa” 😁

[severe oxide]

my asia is mediocre

[west reef]

Enough of geography !!!!!

[opal birch]

Thanks bro what’s capital of Serbia

[west reef]

talk about my favorite subject

[opal birch]

no you started it lmao

[west reef]

Physics..

[severe oxide]

belgrade

[opal birch]

good shi

[latent pasture]

Yeah...

[opal birch]

Let me guess good at that as well

[west reef]

when i said physics , u guys alrdy lost

[west reef]

yes I am good indeed

[severe oxide]

oh wow physics so scary

[latent pasture]

And math?

[west reef]

yes mathematics too

[opal birch]

Newtons 3rd law explanation please 😏

[west reef]

3rd law of motion

[latent pasture]

I'm good at math but in physics...

[west reef]

it states that it has equal and opposite

[remote bramble]

to be good you dont need to remember it by heart

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/money-spread-gif-6119202786845761194

[west reef]

action - reaction

[sleek zealot]

im as good at physics as geography

[west reef]

that newton shit is just basics

[primal wedge]

Im as ass at both 🔥🔥

[severe oxide]

u obviously didnt get the joke

[west reef]

tell me Hiesenberg's uncertainty principle

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-hat-tip-fedora-gif-4268623

[sleek zealot]

yeah thats what i meant too 🙏

[west reef]

tell me Schrodingers time independent equation

[primal wedge]

Cocaine

[west reef]

tell me significance of wave function

[sleek zealot]

oceans

[primal wedge]

I dont care

[west reef]

tell me why, the interference takes place

[severe oxide]

get some bitches bro 💀💀💀💀

[west reef]

lmfao

[primal wedge]

Yap about time dilution n shi

[west reef]

dont worry i have some

you want some ? i can manage it for u

[sleek zealot]

bro does not have any bitches

[opal birch]

Explain why I can escape a deep cone shaped hole by running on the sides mr Physics professor

[severe oxide]

oh ur little catfish e girls?

[west reef]

tell me u want asian, russian, middle eastern

what type u want ..

[severe oxide]

they aint real lil dawg

they are boys

[sleek zealot]

bro thinks hes andrew tate or something

[opal birch]

Attractive Anime

[primal wedge]

Bescuse ur not fast enough

[west reef]

dont worry they will video chat with u, and u can decide if real or not

[severe oxide]

20 years old and getting catfished on discord

[west reef]

if its not real, u can cancel subscription at any time

20 $ per month

U want ?

[primal wedge]

[severe oxide]

ur goofy lil bro

[severe oxide]

get some irl bitches then talk to me

[west reef]

na

[sleek zealot]

rather get gptplus

[west reef]

i dont want irl bitches

[severe oxide]

☠️

[west reef]

I want irl wives

[sleek zealot]

[west reef]

not bitches..

[sleek zealot]

PLURAL

[west reef]

yes

[primal wedge]

Muslim type shi

[west reef]

Inshallah, i will get some wives

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-nervous-red-blush-anime-gif-25259190

[west reef]

:/

[severe oxide]

u gon marry ur discord e girls?

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[sleek zealot]

bro has lost it

[opal birch]

bro I’m laughing

[primal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[west reef]

na, e girls are fake

[severe oxide]

then why do u simp for them

[grim edge]

e boys too

[west reef]

they look cute online, but they fat irl

i aint doing that

[opal birch]

What if they show you themselves on cam

[severe oxide]

🧢

[primal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-eepy-gif-10295980600460052163

[opal birch]

and they aren’t these morbidly obese fat men

[west reef]

even that cannot be trustable these days

[sleek zealot]

eboy are fake they tough online but dont have any social life irl (look in the mirror bud)

[west reef]

they can play long videos on loop

[west reef]

yea true true

[primal wedge]

Im morbid, i morbin timed too much

🗣️🗣️

[west reef]

everybody is keyboard warrior, not real warrior

[opal birch]

What if you ask them to put there pinkie finger on their tongue and poke their tongue out

[west reef]

bruh wtf u on about

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-23663947

[sleek zealot]

okay enough of this guy my laugh is starting to run out

[west reef]

get real

[opal birch]

if they did that would they be fake then

[severe oxide]

real shit ☠️

[primal wedge]

#÷@÷=:>,%[$ !$ ! @(<))

[opal birch]

and not a recorded video

[sleek zealot]

k

[opal birch]

Relatable

[west reef]

I think your father laughs at you for your life achievements

[sleek zealot]

k

[west reef]

dont laugh at some text messages

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/john-roblox-laugh-gif-22520624

[severe oxide]

im his father and im very proud

[sleek zealot]

k

[grim edge]

Korus is spitting facts. Go get irl gf/bf

[west reef]

these aren't even funny

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/john-roblox-laugh-gif-22520624

[sleek zealot]

k

[primal wedge]

That means : deserving of a 💀

[severe oxide]

korus literally simps for e girls ☠️

fk u talkin bout

[west reef]

who said that

[stuck kestrel]

u got catfished

[grim edge]

Hahahaha they broke his little heart. Now, he’s mad dawg

[severe oxide]

[west reef]

u saw one bit** and said I am simp

[primal wedge]

@ "!/

Is cat

[west reef]

literally one

[sleek zealot]

on bit of your simping empire

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-walk-jam-gif-16732505

[severe oxide]

bro got his heart broken by a catfish 💀💀💀💀

[west reef]

man talking like i go after every one of them

[primal wedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1194679719426269194/image0.gif?ex=65b13b31&is=659ec631&hm=17f4f822c4fb0ee87015b04f9ccdb633f406b26f3fc5a3ed560532e8d94ba23a&

[west reef]

there are many here

[grim edge]

With a voice changer. Too much internet

[severe oxide]

💀💀💀💀💀

[sleek zealot]

very paterick batman sigma 🗿

[west reef]

also that biaaaaatch nikky is the one who came after me

i am not the one who is going after her

[primal wedge]

Dis is angry "!/ so shur up

[stuck kestrel]

u can say bitch here

[west reef]

u got it opposite

oh good

bitchass

[primal wedge]

Fymmm

[severe oxide]

is e dating haram 💀💀💀

[stuck kestrel]

bitchass piece of shit

[primal wedge]

,>%%÷=

[opal birch]

Korus is too alpha sigma for us beta males

[severe oxide]

real

[opal birch]

Yes

[sleek zealot]

fr

[west reef]

maybe i am,,

[grim edge]

Fr fr

[primal wedge]

I like this 1 but ok

[grim edge]

Yeah im back guys

[west reef]

i am not taking shrooms to be deluded

[grim edge]

Now, i am thinking that Nikky is his alt. I don’t think guys would call someone a biatchhhh knowing that @surreal nexus is still here

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/john-roblox-laughing-lagged-gif-16094759174729020603

[stuck kestrel]

Hello back guys, im eyepatch

[primal wedge]

K

[sleek zealot]

ok this guy is trolling im 100% certain now (i was only 99 before)

[opal birch]

Bro this is the funniest shit I ever seen 😭

[west reef]

I wonder how that acc could be my alt

[stuck kestrel]

she not in the chat tho

[west reef]

when i joined discord in 2022

and that acc is older than me

[grim edge]

Oh

[opal birch]

Idk maybe because alts are usually made after a main

[west reef]

people are smoking some dilly dally shit

maybe who knows

[opal birch]

no I think you’re the one on something

[west reef]

na

[opal birch]

also why isn’t El Cheesy talking

@minor owl

[stuck kestrel]

tumhari ami

[west reef]

tumhari ammi ke bhi ammi

[opal birch]

@minor owl You must get in discord now

[slate arch]

Yo

[stuck kestrel]

tumhari behen

[west reef]

tumhari behen ki bhi behen

[stuck kestrel]

behen ki behen bhi behen hi hoti hai . L

[slate arch]

That hurt worst than it looked 😢

[grim edge]

✨Another day another nonsense. Im just excited for the weekend. I’m visiting my dentist to reinstall my other TAD. ✨

[west reef]

tumhara chacha ka bhi chacha

[opal birch]

What’s TAD

[grim edge]

hiiii

[stuck kestrel]

chup karo kutti

[slate arch]

Generational Stalemate 💀

[west reef]

lmao

[stuck kestrel]

this is a superpower. only 1 guy knows what im saying

[grim edge]

Temporary anchorage device.. google the picture. I don’t want to send it here

[slate arch]

I'm alchip
Who has a dream of becoming a grand master

[stuck kestrel]

korus

[slate arch]

Acha 😈

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

Meee cause the only thing that will make me sccessful is Chess

[keen parrot]

im going to muslim hell 🔥

[opal birch]

So braces? that’s totally fine you don’t have to say TAD

[slate arch]

Jahanum *

[grim edge]

How about i grab your beak so can’t quack?

[grim edge]

Aku sayang

[sleek zealot]

w

[stuck kestrel]

@west reef harami dobara aa giya 😭

[west reef]

jesus was muslim lil bro

[opal birch]

GM is basically zero statistically

[trail prism]

Are those decent statistics ?

[slate arch]

L+ratio checkmate

[opal birch]

Yeah

[west reef]

han ye harami phir agiya, isme koi naya bat nahi hai

[stuck kestrel]

na bolo. rona shuru karde ga

[grim edge]

I mean im barely near im in the HK team

[sleek zealot]

u mean jewish

[west reef]

ok

[opal birch]

What’s Hk team

[west reef]

muslim*

[opal birch]

Heckler and Kohl?

[grim edge]

It’s different. It’s a little screw that they place through the gum

[sleek zealot]

i think you meant jewish

[trail prism]

y'all mean Roman right ?

[sleek zealot]

no i mean jewish

[trail prism]

Israel was under Roman control

[stuck kestrel]

ye tumhe ghussa dilai ga take tum kuch bura bolo or ye mod go bola lay

[opal birch]

oh thought it was braces because the photos that showed resembled braces a lot

[slate arch]

Where tf are the mods
Religion Brawl just started 💀

[sleek zealot]

you idiot oh my goodness

[west reef]

yea i know

[grim edge]

no comment.

[trail prism]

Ye i know me idior

[west reef]

Angrezy me baat karo

[stuck kestrel]

🍿

shut up and watch

[slate arch]

Samosa Better

[stuck kestrel]

ur mum is better

[west reef]

let me flex my elo

[trail prism]

Since when is Helltaker free ?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> korus21np

This is the Chess.com profile of korus21np. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1416 (1520 peak)
Blitz: 1139 (1215 peak)
Bullet: 1001 (1199 peak)

[grim edge]

Yeah you wear braces and place that TAD then put that rubber thingy

[slate arch]

But your mum is Top Tier

[opal birch]

🤫

[west reef]

elo flex ,,, (ik its bad)

[stuck kestrel]

blud is flexing 1400

[grim edge]

my alt im tryna push

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> YESSIR Chan (chessnoobis2011)

This is the Chess.com profile of chessnoobis2011. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: YESSIR Chan (chessnoobis2011)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 572 (684 peak)
Blitz: 681 (981 peak)
Bullet: 456 (695 peak)

[opal birch]

What’s the point of the Rubber part anyway it just looks like add on

[west reef]

tu connect kar na

why not u connect ur acc bro

[grim edge]

If you’re talking about religion right now in this channel, react to this post.

[stuck kestrel]

mera connect hai pehle se bruh

dumb

[stuck kestrel]

mei trusted hun

[west reef]

phir kyu rating nahi dikta

why hiding rating

[stuck kestrel]

andhe, wahan trusted likha hai na, is ka matlab connected hai account

[grim edge]

It helps in aligning your teeth or moving it.

[stuck kestrel]

i want my roles to be simple

[lament jacinth]

Hi kids

[west reef]

Ok ok , but where is ur rating

😦

[keen parrot]

so real

[stuck kestrel]

idk, i lost it somewhere

[opal birch]

nyet nyet

[west reef]

I suggest u watch a movie called "the prophet muhammad, Sallallahu alay wa assalam"

[slate arch]

Duck
Duck in a truck
Duck in a truck stuck in the mud
Duck in a truck stuck in the mid that must suck
Duck in a truck stuck in the mud that must suck BUT the Duck Doesn't Give A F#-!!

[opal birch]

does it because I wouldn’t know I never had it it just looks kinda useless

[lament jacinth]

He wasn't 🥶 he was Jewish but let's not argue yeah

[opal birch]

Pycckn

[west reef]

he was muslim

[stuck kestrel]

traitor

[west reef]

yea i dont wanna argue

[keen parrot]

jesus lived 600 years before islam

[slate arch]

Hey so gotham says to play like 5-10 matches and just analyze them afterwards to get better

[opal birch]

Da

[stuck kestrel]

liya really switched teams

[stuck kestrel]

good

[west reef]

Muslims literally mean " one who submits their will to one god"

[lament jacinth]

No

[slate arch]

True We Do That

[keen parrot]

jesus was jewish and followers of him became christianity bud

[grim edge]

god is a woman said by ariana grande

[west reef]

abraham (Ibrahim), Moses (Musa), jesus (Isha), they all muslims

[opal birch]

Moskva da

[stuck kestrel]

bhai

[slate arch]

Ain't no way 💀

[lament jacinth]

They're all Jewish

[stuck kestrel]

ban hone wale ho

[west reef]

Ok ok i wont argue

[keen parrot]

they are about as muslim as your girlfriend is into you

[slate arch]

You muslim?

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/ateez-mingi-alpha-male-ouyhn-gif-26440872

[grim edge]

He doesn’t have a gf

[keen parrot]

exactly

[west reef]

lmao

[lament jacinth]

<@&745328830649991179> attempting to cause arguments with people in chat by spreading religious arguments

[west reef]

u can assume behind ur computer screen

[opal birch]

you don’t have a gf

[west reef]

sure, its haram anyways

[stuck kestrel]

ye banda apne online girlfriend ke bare me shokhiya mar raha hai 💀

[opal birch]

Brother you’re behind a computer screen as well

[keen parrot]

biggest load of cope ever

[west reef]

xod dey

Ye sare bsdk

[opal birch]

Ikr

[stuck kestrel]

imagine karo, online girlfriend. itna bara loser, or phir show bhi karta hai 😭

[grim edge]

Another day another drama

[slate arch]

No sh*t

[west reef]

wohi

[stuck kestrel]

is se acha ke na hi ho

[west reef]

hn

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/donovan-mayo-true-alpha-gif-17557391471190644606

[opal birch]

It’s you

[stuck kestrel]

dua karo ke tumhe abhi nikal na day lol

[west reef]

its me !!!!!

Mario !!!!, i am ugly fat man

[stuck kestrel]

ping to kia hai us ne

[west reef]

pacman..

[grim edge]

This channel is chaotic. Maybe, if i leave the server, there will be peace in this channel.

[west reef]

han usne kia hai

[opal birch]

no please don’t leave

[opal birch]

You’re words not mine

[stuck kestrel]

ye larki lebanon se hai, to shayad musalman ho gi, lekin phir bhi ye keh rahi hain. Shayad na ho, pata nahi

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[west reef]

yes, I am very ugly , fat man, and nerd, very weak, very weak actually, all day every day on pc

[keen parrot]

she converted away from islam cause its garbish

[west reef]

han, lebanese hai lekin musalman nahi

[lament jacinth]

Not much hope tbh

[keen parrot]

first words of truth you have said

[west reef]

Kafir ne chu liya hai in ko

[stuck kestrel]

is jaga mei mera dil kurta hai. sare harami log hain yaha par

[keen parrot]

at least someone touched them unlike your depraved ass

[stuck kestrel]

in se bat na karo

[west reef]

how u know my language

[keen parrot]

translate:

[lament jacinth]

I was Christian from the beginning tbh

[keen parrot]

merry Christian

[west reef]

itni jaldi translate krrraha hai

[stuck kestrel]

chor do , in ko lift na do to ye khud chale jain ge

[stuck kestrel]

to kare, mujhe kia

[west reef]

ok

[lament jacinth]

Lmao autocorrect Hates me

I spell too fast

[slate arch]

How to connect account

[keen parrot]

@west reef and @stuck kestrel sitting in a tree...

[lament jacinth]

Why are you guys talking about me in a different language thinking I can't understand you

[viscid jacinth]

The coffin has been sealed

[stuck kestrel]

wait , ye kaise translate ho gaya, ye to nahi ho sakta, sirf hindi ke letters translate ho sakte hain. hum to english me bat kar rahe hain. joot bol raha hai ye lol

[keen parrot]

||k|| ||i|| ||s|| ||s|| ||i|| ||n|| ||g||

[boreal cosmos]

english dude

[keen parrot]

!eng

[west reef]

transliteration

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[viscid jacinth]

Please speak in chinese only

[stuck kestrel]

i know u understand me, and it doesnt matter to me

[keen parrot]

How did this get translated, this is not possible, only Hindi letters can be translated. We are talking in English. he is lying lol

[stuck kestrel]

u can understand if u want

[stuck kestrel]

me tumhare ghar ki diwaro mein hun

[boreal cosmos]

stop speaking some weird language dude

[keen parrot]

your princess is in another castle

[stuck kestrel]

incorrect

[stuck kestrel]

bro who tf are u, shut up

[keen parrot]

unless my 10 yo sister is your princess

[stuck kestrel]

he knows what im saying

[west reef]

dont worry, the translation he is getting is inaccurate to say the least

[grim edge]

Update watching the live action of zom 100,life is good

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[primal wedge]

[,%%%%%

[keen parrot]

in which case, that wouldnt be too atypical for a muslim

[boreal cosmos]

@mellow plover @fresh wind keeps speaking some weird language and tells people to shut up

[stuck kestrel]

thats true

[primal wedge]

aint no way

[stuck kestrel]

its not a weird language

[keen parrot]

filipino netflix

[lament jacinth]

Add the fact that they're trying to provoke religious arguments

[boreal cosmos]

as John Wick would say "concequences"

[grim edge]

Howd u know

[stuck kestrel]

when did i do that?

[viscid jacinth]

Yo eyepatch how are ya

[stuck kestrel]

consequences *

learn english urself first

[keen parrot]

i know what netflix looks like and i know that you are filipino

[boreal cosmos]

i told the guy already that this chat is in english only

[grim edge]

Filipina*

[viscid jacinth]

Was the wrong spelling part of the phrase

[stuck kestrel]

u not gonna ask about my eye?

[primal wedge]

"He tellin people to shur up" like if u hurt by that u need to stop bein such a sissy

[boreal cosmos]

i will enjoy some timeout soon i assume

[keen parrot]

nah ur a dude for sure

[lament jacinth]

Ok he was provoking religious arguments in English

[opal birch]

The anime is better

[grim edge]

[viscid jacinth]

I already married it

[boreal cosmos]

not all heroes wear capes

[grim edge]

Both are equal

[stuck kestrel]

i wasnt , no need to lie

[grim edge]

To me

[lament jacinth]

Im talking about your friend

[viscid jacinth]

I play Bc4

[primal wedge]

U aint no hero 💀💀

[grim edge]

[boreal cosmos]

i wasn't talking about me

[stuck kestrel]

and u replied to a message talking about me

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/zom100-akira-dance-gif-16719994761056629828

[primal wedge]

Why the hell u said it then shi sounds random now

[lament jacinth]

You're also talking about me thinking it's behind my back. When I can understand what you're saying

[primal wedge]

💀

[grim edge]

I love akira so much😭

[boreal cosmos]

talking about chesswind and i didn't reply to you..

[keen parrot]

akira doesnt love you, go outside

[gentle steppe]

[stuck kestrel]

I know u can understand , im not stupid. and u can understand, ill translate it for u if u want

[opal birch]

I love Shizuka so much

[grim edge]

Whats with all the hostility ;-;

[gentle steppe]

Come out

[primal wedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1194680006178242600/image0.gif?ex=65b13b75&is=659ec675&hm=5ded0322810d25c7e931f981195f2e80b6035383459870bad7c4d9f4ea65e997&

[slate arch]

Bhai meri diwar mein bhi ake lagja girney wali hai 😭

[viscid jacinth]

NAHH

[stuck kestrel]

no

[opal birch]

part of that right

[grim edge]

YESSS!!!

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-chess-chess-frank-gothamchess-speech-bubble-gif-5067209272480174402

[gentle steppe]

Kyu nhi

[opal birch]

What why

[grim edge]

This is me tonight in my room with loud music playing. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1uFnUCsFMI/?igsh=NGF0eTZhd29seWw0

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Couldn’t have said it better myself 🕺

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[opal birch]

Ikr. 💕

[primal wedge]

My honest reaction to a snitch

[viscid jacinth]

Dawg she be 12 or smth

[grim edge]

Um...ok tilt

[primal wedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1194680006178242600/image0.gif?ex=65b13b75&is=659ec675&hm=5ded0322810d25c7e931f981195f2e80b6035383459870bad7c4d9f4ea65e997&

[west reef]

yea i look exactly like that, but very black and very very fat and ugly

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/zom-100-zom100-shizuka-mikazuki-blush-anime-gif-6875654774613342732

[keen parrot]

who the fck is tilt

[sullen heart]

damn peeps are so tilted in the chat today

[gentle steppe]

God thank u

[grim edge]

Prolly had a few drinks ill wait for those to ooze out

[keen parrot]

accidental racism? whats wrong with being black

[slate arch]

♟️

[viscid jacinth]

Oh this shizuka

[keen parrot]

yeah you are

[west reef]

Nthing wrong, i am very proud

[boreal cosmos]

did eyepatch get to or what

[primal wedge]

[sullen heart]

so funny

[stuck kestrel]

ur mum

[gentle steppe]

What's wrong with living in india?

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/shizuka-chan-amazed-in-love-starry-eyes-gif-10626106

[boreal cosmos]

oh not yet

[west reef]

oh who is this guy lol

[keen parrot]

i didnt say anything abt that

[viscid jacinth]

He is telling you how he looks like him but black version nothing wrong with black

You are the racist here vimun

[west reef]

U are the one who made fun of other's religion

[slate arch]

🦆 And A 🐧

[keen parrot]

buddy not my fault you are delusional

[grim edge]

@keen parrot what you think:D worth it or nah

[west reef]

see ? still making fun

[fresh wind]

can you just be nice to each other, seriously

[keen parrot]

why are you defending a grown ass man who is 10 years older than you

[primal wedge]

No one would get timed out for that, no one asked him to stop speaking the "random" lenguage until you decided to

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[viscid jacinth]

Rinqed how is your name pronounced

[boreal cosmos]

the server rules say so..

[slate arch]

You were meant to 😈

[primal wedge]

I dont understand how it annoys u