💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Ive seen a few episodes it was enough to keep me up but not binge watch

[minor owl]

no i hate u

[rain trout]

Don't compare goats

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/43rA71bccXFGD4C8GOpIlN?si=06c1deadbf2b4165

[weak cairn]

EWWW

[rain trout]

Ewww

[stable frigate]

the scene kid discord is that ➡️

[wispy plover]

gay

[severe oxide]

regular show solos adventure time

[weak cairn]

this is the only intelligent thing you've ever said

[minor owl]

ok fair is fair

[rain trout]

It was sus as hell

[stable frigate]

finaly some good tastes

[grim edge]

This

[minor owl]

how ever much i love adventure time , regular show was peak

[grim edge]

Jk i never watched adventure time

[wispy plover]

No

[minor owl]

NAHHH

[weak cairn]

regular show fell off once they went to space though

[minor owl]

that was every episode

[rain trout]

LMAO

[stable frigate]

reglar is only good whens its adhd time

[wispy plover]

what

when is adhd time 9:00???

[weak cairn]

nah on the last season they go to space and stay there

[rain trout]

When they started loving girls

[wispy plover]

https://tenor.com/view/clock-watching-ticking-time-is-ticking-time-is-now-gif-11174641

[minor owl]

regular show derailed so fast one second its foose ball next second its drum gods descending on earth

[hoary galleon]

I never heard of an ADHD time

[minor owl]

idk

[weak cairn]

pops being the chosen one was stupid too

[wispy plover]

? u gay?

[stable frigate]

I the simping is great

[rain trout]

I'm not a simp

[minor owl]

but he cute tho

[severe oxide]

nah

[wispy plover]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-pride-flag-non-binary-pride-queer-lgbtqia-gif-21920778

[stable frigate]

best fate character

[weak cairn]

muscle man reminded me of myself though. good looking, good looking girlfriend and smart

[shrewd vessel]

y'all r blundering ur iqs

[rain trout]

Haram

[minor owl]

😭

[wispy plover]

you dont like women so i thought you liked men sorry

[rain trout]

Real

[minor owl]

anyone remember "courage the cowardly dog"

it was the acid trip tv show which came on at mid night

[weak cairn]

tf is this

[rain trout]

Kids

[minor owl]

scary stuff

[severe oxide]

american thing

[wispy plover]

that makes sense

[minor owl]

indian

[severe oxide]

oh

[weak cairn]

i only remember clifford the big red dog

[severe oxide]

ive only ever seen americans know it

[stable frigate]

im like rigby lazy trash

[minor owl]

that gave me nightmares ngl

[minor owl]

wait u know it ?

tod dunga phod dunga

[hoary galleon]

Clifford was very cute but hard to manage bc of being big

[weak cairn]

tf am i meant to say to this

[severe oxide]

i know of it, never seen it

[minor owl]

then jhonny bravo power puff girls

[wispy plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191441866328125593/1195081105150320730/attachment.gif?ex=65b2b103&is=65a03c03&hm=a7d742ed305d3621e31405217554803fee92b3752df8def1fdbbb0097d00b2a6&

[minor owl]

💀

TRUE

[stable frigate]

you know who else is going on a rampage

[minor owl]

i cant explain it

[grim edge]

Pinged?

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/oggy-and-the-cockroaches-guitar-rocking-rock-rock-n-roll-gif-19177166

[grim edge]

oml

[minor owl]

its a weird tickle on my heart

[rain trout]

Me and bro watching...

[minor owl]

fr ong

[wispy plover]

🧑🏿‍🎤

[minor owl]

i need another benadryl dosage teo

[grim edge]

…together?

[minor owl]

help a bro out

[grim edge]

New generation built different

[rain trout]

The regular show goat

[stable frigate]

this ni ger house md

[drowsy crest]

I think he likes her

[minor owl]

🤙

[minor owl]

huh

[stable frigate]

true skips goated

[minor owl]

skips was the only sane guy in the grp

[rain trout]

Y'all who knows this episode lol

[stable frigate]

what the f is thar

[wispy plover]

this you

[minor owl]

ur pfp is so weird

whats ur pfp even

[wispy plover]

me

[rain trout]

Tiktok memes are cringe

[minor owl]

nah

[wispy plover]

Ok??

[grim edge]

tik tok memes are cring ngl

u look like u had a lobotomy

[wispy plover]

i did

[minor owl]

hv u watched jojos ?

[obtuse hull]

He's projecting don't worry that's the best meme I have ever seen

[rain trout]

Who remember this episode

[grim edge]

First two or three seasons yea

[normal hatch]

Nah he right

[grim edge]

The plot got repetitive tho

[minor owl]

this one i remember in which he got a arm wrestling claw

[minor owl]

buh

[normal hatch]

I be vibin to the Oshi no Ko soundtrack

[minor owl]

watch it dawg its peak

YAS

[severe oxide]

metal best genre of music

[stable frigate]

I like the chainsaw man and jjk tokyo ghoul gose hard

[tacit knot]

https://play.chess.com/99vav

[stable frigate]

I only like skelton witch and slayer

[grim edge]

Maybe i will i need sum else to watch

I listen to a little metal

[stable frigate]

I like baby metal but is’t metal

[minor owl]

listen to paranoia by kentenshi its a better version of young girl a

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-loco-slipknot-rocking-rock-and-roll-gif-16258460

[minor owl]

its drums go hard

[wispy plover]

https://tenor.com/view/01d0c25ec325f174f66e813420736d78-gif-12913966

[severe oxide]

i like alternative metal and death metal

[grim edge]

Yes the sound of metal lathes and CNC machines is pure bliss

[wispy plover]

I agree

[minor owl]

babye chat igtg

bye teo u silly man

[severe oxide]

paleface swiss is based

[grim edge]

Ive got a lil slipknot im my system

[severe oxide]

system of a down 👀

[humble oracle]

i spent my entire day on chess bruh

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/chopsuey-wake-up-systemof-the-down-gif-4853831

[obtuse hull]

As his lawyer i say you are wrong

[stable mirage]

only?

[humble oracle]

i played like 30 rapids and lost 40elo xd

[normal hatch]

Nuh uh

[humble oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-world-championship-reaction-reply-gif-3829196940247439952

[grim edge]

Yup that too thanks to you lol

[obtuse hull]

You can't just say nuh uh

[grim edge]

Man my professor wants me to add classical music to the mix and i just ion know bruh

I keep forgetting

[grim edge]

He clearly just did my good sir

Or madam

[humble oracle]

i might be addicted

[normal hatch]

Nuh uh

[grim edge]

@minor owl @rain trout https://open.spotify.com/track/5rcHBt2aNcGFWW0jaAUe1L?si=db9ad4dd19bb45ce

It’s better you just play a couple i was like that once

Lost a clean 187 elo too

[normal hatch]

Taylor Swift jumpscare

[grim edge]

mid

[tacit knot]

anty1 chess?

https://play.chess.com/iT7wy

[normal hatch]

Make it an lc link and ill play

[humble oracle]

holy shit i played literally 29 games today

26 rapid this might be my record

[tacit spoke]

that's more games than me in 4 months

[humble oracle]

27 now

[dim ridge]

should I do it?

[stable mirage]

29

[zealous fjord]

hi

[stable mirage]

rapid

[grim edge]

I doubt you are learning from 29 games in one day

[humble oracle]

30

[silk stag]

I miss Melissa dud
Like, simping over some cute actress is cool and all
But I miss having someone who actually cares and I can meet irl

[dim ridge]

?

[forest jasper]

the gumball machine man is better

[grim edge]

Oh shit actually im supposed to play one more today

[humble oracle]

i am not mentally stable

i dont have life

[forest jasper]

pfp checks out

[silk stag]

Username checks out

[humble oracle]

and it all started when i started playing chess

[humble oracle]

i dont think coincidence

[silk stag]

Wait

U do otb orrrr

[short mirage]

Is Rosie at it again

[forest jasper]

you spent money on discord nitro and you have anime pfp

I think chess is not the reason

[humble oracle]

free discord nitro plus its to bait simps to buy me skins in games

im a guy

[forest jasper]

no shit

[humble oracle]

kek

[silk stag]

Tbf its his money
And anime pfp is not furry so its not as bad
plus atleast his role is not doo doo just joined pink

[humble oracle]

i didnt spend any money

[silk stag]

Oh
Screw u then no offense

[silk stag]

Mfw pink name:

[forest jasper]

ok quandaledingle_74732

edgy 14 year old

[weak cairn]

oh shit. roasted 🔥 🔥

[silk stag]

Okay pink name idiot as the actual bio

[weak cairn]

damn, you gon take that? fight back joycongrip

[silk stag]

Mfw mfers is projecting:

[humble oracle]

bro might be quandale dingle

[forest jasper]

you’re a chipper young lad😭🌽 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵

[silk stag]

Mfer fr grabbed the low hanging fruit
That fruit was hanging low
Unlike yo balls which dont

[weak cairn]

DAMN. I wouldn't take that. quickly counter him!

[silk stag]

Eww brit

[weak cairn]

oh shi.... this is getting heated 🥵

[forest jasper]

you said that unironically?

[silk stag]

Its like if I shit on ur pfp
Its obv some ironic joke like your dads decision to not use a condom or ur moms to not take morning after pills

[stable mirage]

chill children

[weak cairn]

i can't even instigate. i have never seen a drier argument

[stable mirage]

[normal hatch]

yes mom

[silk stag]

Yes
Like you hit the actual low hanging fruit of picking the dumass username

[silk stag]

Shut up mom
You dont even understand me

[grim edge]

gross pfp little miss

[forest jasper]

I feel like I don't need to say anything

[weak cairn]

tf no

[silk stag]

Thats how you hit

[grim edge]

choky will hit you with a block

[silk stag]

"Speak only if it improves upon the silence.” -Gandhi

[forest jasper]

nah lil bro really said that

I won't waste my time arguing with an edgy 12 year old

[silk stag]

My god you have no bars

[silk stag]

Istg if you think you're actually better then you must have some demented ass ego

Like you added nothing to the conversation except hit on the user which is obviously bait and call me an actual minor

I said some insults you just made shit up

[humble oracle]

time to start my 31st rapid game after loosing my 30th (i have gone completely insane)

[silk stag]

"F*ck you and your mfin mama" 2pac

[forest jasper]

"ermm actually 🤓 👆 you're stinky and you have no bars and I actually insulted you"

I did not hit on anyone

[silk stag]

Mfw silly billy with a small wee wee:

[forest jasper]

I will tickle your pickle for a nickel lil bro

[normal hatch]

High levels of homosexuality between these two

[silk stag]

Istg you're so dumb
Like

You decided to take a shot on the actual user
Like
Actual username if you dont get it numnut

Fin be saying bars

[forest jasper]

my bad

[upbeat viper]

stop with the nonsense

[drowsy crest]

alri alright

he started it btw

[upbeat viper]

idc just stop

[drowsy crest]

i did

[upbeat viper]

I don't have time to mod rn

[wispy plover]

look what i sent you in dms 😉

[drowsy crest]

I deleted my messages the moment you deleted one of mine

dont wanna bother my favourite french bread

[lament jacinth]

Tax evasion am I right

[drowsy crest]

yes

[grim edge]

weak

[spare forum]

the mcafee way

[forest jasper]

Has Science gone Too Far?

[drowsy crest]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

yuh uh

[drowsy crest]

Chat, if this message gets 3 reactions I will cosplay vimun

[drowsy crest]

bro soloed

[stable mirage]

uwu

[drowsy crest]

LES GO

uwu

[silk stag]

Hi Liya

[spare forum]

are you sure you can carry around all that weight

[wispy plover]

hope you enjoyed it 😉😘

[grim edge]

Should i just go for 1300 rn

[silk stag]

Hi jfaulco

[spare forum]

go for 0

[grim edge]

Hey

[forest jasper]

I released all of my sigma juices all over the screen 👾 👾 😈 😈 😈 😈 💯 💯 💯 💯

[drowsy crest]

yes

actually no

[strange ember]

Anyone up for a game

[silk stag]

If ur feeling lucky ig
But dont push it u might tilt
One loss and stop playing

[strange ember]

Happens all the time

[silk stag]

Rating?
I might be able to hook you up with a good player

[strange ember]

What's thier rating?

[silk stag]

Urs first

[grim edge]

Im feeling pretty lucky

[strange ember]

1600

[grim edge]

I wont tilt

[strange ember]

Bro don't risk it

Once I went from 1497 to 1368 in an hr

[silk stag]

Oh
Ik a 1700 I'll tell you his username when he's awake

In the meantime wanna play

[strange ember]

Sure

What's your user

[silk stag]

Send ur user u aint connected

[grim edge]

Hmm well if you insist

[silk stag]

I'll send an invite

[strange ember]

Deenoweeno2

[grim edge]

I’ll stick to 1293 for now

[strange ember]

Unrated tho

[silk stag]

Ofc

[strange ember]

Yo hurry up and send invite

[grim edge]

im back

finally

mods muted me for an hour

[silk stag]

Deenoweeno2 right
Im sending but no acceptance

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[grim edge]

who

[strange ember]

Send me your user

[silk stag]

NuttyBlafe

Def my main
Im not using any alts
I do not admit to any mains

[warm spindle]

@grim edge

[stable mirage]

everyone

[silk stag]

What sorta opening is this

[wheat falcon]

anyone have chess diamond? I've been thinking about getting it for the lessons and reviews to get better but i'm not sure if it's worth it

[warm spindle]

No but I do have a diamond

[wheat falcon]

🧍‍♂️

[grim edge]

whats up

[wheat falcon]

that's what i asked bro 😭

[stable mirage]

it’s a waste when lichess exists

[lament jacinth]

Mo

[stable mirage]

m

[tacit spoke]

not worth it

[craggy saffron]

How quick would it be to get to ~1200 rating with just casual playing?

[upbeat viper]

depends on you

[rain trout]

Good afternoon chat

[upbeat viper]

yo bg

[rain trout]

What's your elo

[tacit spoke]

1m if you create a new account

[wheat falcon]

should i just go through the lichess training?

[craggy saffron]

1050

[stable mirage]

if you’re new to chess ya

[rain trout]

2 weeks at best

[upbeat viper]

nah CC lessons are cool

[grim edge]

Took me 4.5 months but would have been quicker if i didnt tilt to 1k before

[wheat falcon]

i know how all the pieces work and some openings

[rain trout]

You can do it in one week

[wheat falcon]

like queens decline and that but i'm bad at mid game / end game

[grim edge]

Oh at 1050 a couple weeks

Assuming you win steadily and dont tilt

[rain trout]

Mo

[grim edge]

One week is asking for a tilt

[dawn cedar]

yoo guys

[craggy saffron]

Well I make stupid mistakes that I wouldnt make on a normal board

[wispy plover]

UR STUPID

[stable mirage]

wouldn’t hurt to do their basic lessons but I don’t think lessons are the best way of improving

[warm spindle]

Ferl

[dawn cedar]

what in the world happened lmao

[drowsy crest]

bro it was light humour bbast come on

[zinc ferry]

Hi

[drowsy crest]

fine

[rain trout]

@stable mirage stop giving advices. Ur are bad

[lament jacinth]

Bast is a liberal

Jk bast you're french

[rain trout]

How did you find that!

[stable mirage]

sorry dad

[lament jacinth]

The French is a political party

[grim edge]

sup

[dawn cedar]

yoo wsg

[rain trout]

They just want to do a new revolution fr

[lament jacinth]

I didn't 💀

[grim edge]

Politics are for npcs

[lament jacinth]

I just talk crap for no reason

[drowsy crest]

communism or democracy

[wispy plover]

that one

[grim edge]

World domination

[fleet scroll]

I wish

[drowsy crest]

We think alike

[grim edge]

Lol

[fleet scroll]

lots of people are political because they can't avoid it

[wispy plover]

ur stu poor

Poor

[rain trout]

Real girl

[drowsy crest]

I am political because I am gay

[grim edge]

how are you

[drowsy crest]

he is my little brother what

[dawn cedar]

doing good wbu?

[iron barn]

and who is gonna mindlessly work for the state when they tell u that u are gonna be a slave

[fleet scroll]

Then you get it I guess? Can't avoid being political because us politicians are trying to dump on lgbt people

[drowsy crest]

💀

[zealous panther]

[wispy plover]

escape the matrix

[drowsy crest]

yeah exactly

[craggy saffron]

I just cant see how a knight moves without an animation

[grim edge]

Im not gonna work for the state or the country ima be an entrepreneur

[iron barn]

its not really that

[craggy saffron]

Forcing me to oversee stupid moves

[wispy plover]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-top-g-cigar-smoking-andrew-tate-cigar-gif-26262606

[rain trout]

My cat is in my bed. Helpp

[fleet scroll]

you got starting capital?

[iron barn]

This "matrix" shit is cringe

[fleet scroll]

otherwise, 85% of new businesses in the US fail

[wispy plover]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-gif-27454603

[grim edge]

Yessir

[iron barn]

People just need to be educated on whats going on

[upbeat viper]

speaking of which

[drowsy crest]

how old are you

[grim edge]

what if im a bottom g

[upbeat viper]

calculate the determinant

[fleet scroll]

27

[rain trout]

Cat doing shit

[grim edge]

But it’ll prolly need my bachelors degree to really kick off like i want

[drowsy crest]

oh matrices

[upbeat viper]

[wispy plover]

https://tenor.com/view/catpeb-andrew-tate-dancing-slay-andrew-tate-gif-27474588

[rain trout]

Mdr les matrices

[grim edge]

what is a matrix but a cooler vertex

[drowsy crest]

mind adding me I like having old people in my friend list

[rain trout]

So easy but i need a paper and a Pen

[fleet scroll]

uh, I don't know you?

[upbeat viper]

sure do it

[fleet scroll]

I don't usually add randos

[wispy plover]

TO ESCAPE THE MATRIX YOU NEED TO

1. GIVE ME MONEY

2. ESCAPE THE MATRIX

[upbeat viper]

practice always is good

[rain trout]

Lazy fr. Forgive me

[grim edge]

how do i do the second step

[upbeat viper]

[rain trout]

WDYM i did a math exam today

[upbeat viper]

I have one tomorrow

sadge

[wispy plover]

you escape the matrix

[rain trout]

Good luck my friend.

[drowsy crest]

we can do the formalities later

[upbeat viper]

no need luck

but thanks

[iron barn]

dont they just tell u to do like copywriting and amazon sales stuff

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[grim edge]

The 2nd step comes to you

[iron barn]

u just need to pay for the knowledge

[wispy plover]

stfu brokie

[drowsy crest]

@upbeat viper

          1 -1 1
         1 2 -1)```

[fervent gazelle]

Fren

[wispy plover]

im only telling the top g🤫🤫

[upbeat viper]

uh ?

[iron barn]

we have a sigma here

[rain trout]

Bro used chatgpt lmao

And chatgpt didn't understand the question

[drowsy crest]

no

[upbeat viper]

-5

[drowsy crest]

now calculate

[upbeat viper]

if I read it correctly

[rain trout]

Sigmier

[grim edge]

-16

[upbeat viper]

correct

[rain trout]

8

[upbeat viper]

🥳

[grim edge]

YAY

[fleet scroll]

I literally learned laplace expansion 12 years ago, leave me alone

math makes brain hurt

[rain trout]

Under 8 is lunch

[upbeat viper]

just use Sarrus

:p

[grim edge]

my watched 3b1b video years ago didn't fail me

[upbeat viper]

for 3x3 it's perfect

[wispy plover]

@grim edge i sent you in dms how to escape the matrix

[rain trout]

3×3 are ez

[fleet scroll]

What is the matrix?

[upbeat viper]

yes

[fleet scroll]

have you considered touching grass

[rain trout]

[upbeat viper]

chill

[drowsy crest]

I got 8678

[wispy plover]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-neo-keanu-reeves-power-windy-gif-15235043

[rain trout]

So sad batman don't kill

[dusk berry]

[rain trout]

Why are you sad

[fleet scroll]

he did kill, and there's also an alternate universe batman that killed

[wispy plover]

all batman does is give every enemy a concussion

[grim edge]

lmfao what

[rain trout]

Let's just talk about the normal batman

[dusk berry]

tired

[drowsy crest]

I am kinda hot at math

[wispy plover]

fatty

[grim edge]

I cracked this shii already tho

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

do you need help???

[rain trout]

I'm pretty sure that exists

[drowsy crest]

sure

[shrewd vessel]

wdym ur hot at math?

[fleet scroll]

he killed the joker

[shrewd vessel]

u look hotter while ur doing math ic

[fleet scroll]

math is an acronym

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

[wispy plover]

Ok

[grim edge]

Yk what Bud Light stands for?

[shrewd vessel]

y'all type so slow

[fleet scroll]

garbage american beer?

[drowsy crest]

nuh uh

[shrewd vessel]

my record on typeracer is 118 wpm

[grim edge]

no you're just bad at it

Bitch U Dont Like It, Go Home Then

[peak fog]

Who plays rlss

[drowsy crest]

do you do AI/ML or something

[knotty egret]

Rare black clover enjoyer?

[grim edge]

not really

[wispy plover]

bitch i said what i said u cant get that shit out you headinwould rather be famous instea🤌🖖🏽👩🏿‍🌾d of

[peak fog]

Hell yeah

[fleet scroll]

well yeah, I don't need it

[knotty egret]

Black clover was the first anime i watched

[grim edge]

-16

[grim edge]

ok what's 2+3

[fleet scroll]

6

[grim edge]

🐢🐢🐢

[wispy plover]

55

[fleet scroll]

wait no 9

[peak fog]

Waiting for S5 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[knotty egret]

I tried watching one piece before it so compared to it the animation was God tier

[grim edge]

🐢🐢🐢

[knotty egret]

Later I learned the animation was trash

[fleet scroll]

one piece initially came out before you were born

[knotty egret]

They said the anime was stopped forever pretty sure bc someone died

[peak fog]

Womp womp

[grim edge]

What is π÷e

[upbeat viper]

1

because pi is 3

[wispy plover]

0

[drowsy crest]

1.15...

[upbeat viper]

and e is 3

[fleet scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/i-eat-cement-cement-sam-sulek-protien-chad-gif-10994496408443296571

[grim edge]

How

[upbeat viper]

engineer moment

[drowsy crest]

do you approx pi to 3 in france 💀

[fleet scroll]

hello, you called

[stable mirage]

[wispy plover]

u were wrobg

[stable mirage]

1.15

[peak fog]

How

[silk stag]

Damn
7 blunders on a blitz

[grim edge]

It's 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510

[fleet scroll]

was it an 8 move game

[wispy plover]

It’s 1,15572735

[fleet scroll]

pi / e = 1

[grim edge]

Pi value

[wispy plover]

Not 1,15

[fleet scroll]

because pi = 3 and e = 3

[peak fog]

Your arguing with my calculator and i dont wanna be post office

[grim edge]

e is 2.7

[fleet scroll]

which rounds up to 3

[wispy plover]

No you said wrong

I was right it says it in the calculator

[grim edge]

Noooooo

Don't play with math

[peak fog]

I sent a pic of my calculator i didnt say no solution

[fleet scroll]

bruh estimating is a huge thing in electrical engineering. You can't "precisely calculate" everything because parts have built in tolerance. You can get a 10k resistor that's +-5% so whatever you calc always gonna be wrong

[wispy plover]

Will you change your ways? Or will you weep to an audience of deaf ears?

[grim edge]

It's math not physics

[fleet scroll]

science and engineering are just applied mathematics

[grim edge]

But round up only work in big calculation not in small

[peak fog]

What even happened like that guy asked a question i put it in my calculator and sent an ss here im just saying that i didnt say nothing wrong and i can believe that my calculator is somehow wrong idk by myself

[grim edge]

One more day and it's.........

https://tenor.com/view/the-weeknd-james-corden-super-bowl-liv-the-weekdn-smile-gif-20281964

[wispy plover]

Im right and ur wrong👨🏿‍🎓

[knotty egret]

It was actually called X for once

[peak fog]

Say it to xiaomi calculator i did nothing

[grim edge]

January 12th

[wispy plover]

The chinese are lying to u with their chinese math propaganda

[peak fog]

They are using chinese kids to calculate in school

[grim edge]

Ha! Thank youuuuuu Qwuasannnnn

It's 1.5

[wispy plover]

No

[fleet scroll]

doesn't matter how big or small the numbers are, it's about how many more times you use the rounded numbers

[grim edge]

Asian believe me

[peak fog]

Youuuur welcooome Castwoman

[wispy plover]

No

[peak fog]

Now argue about 0÷0 till a black hole spawns

[wispy plover]

⚫

[grim edge]

Then why you calculate 0.5+0.5= 1 why not 2

[peak fog]

That was fast

[grim edge]

0÷0 is infinite

[knotty egret]

Ur dumb

[grim edge]

I am an mathmatican

[knotty egret]

Nuh uh

[wispy plover]

ur mother is a mathematician

[knotty egret]

Ur lying

[wispy plover]

your mother is lying

[grim edge]

Why i would lie

[knotty egret]

Liar

[grim edge]

No i am not

https://open.spotify.com/track/0V3SNHDka1JSCP71HAzpxw?si=WUfChfoMQNy5pfmngcexTw

[knotty egret]

Stop lying

[grim edge]

I am not lying

[peak fog]

So uh no one plays rlss here?

[fleet scroll]

because I said so

[knotty egret]

What's rlss

[peak fog]

Rocket league sideswipe

[grim edge]

If you are smart than what is LCM of √2 and √3

We play chess here

[knotty egret]

5

[grim edge]

Where is my pet walrus? @warped portal

[grim edge]

It's not possible

are there any baddies that also play chess? does that exist?

[knotty egret]

6

[grim edge]

Not possible

[knotty egret]

Not you again

[peak fog]

Play chess at chess talk channel

[grim edge]

thanks for the warm welcum

[grim edge]

I said the same

That’s kind of difficult to do outside of the app huh

[rose torrent]

No.

[knotty egret]

Why does lil bro look like morqz

[grim edge]

@wispy plover could you be any cuter?

[rigid geyser]

Oh God

[grim edge]

tf is morqz

[grim edge]

he probably mistook our dms

[knotty egret]

Google

[wispy plover]

tee hee 👉👈

[wheat falcon]

bababooey

[grim edge]

Idk about him. He came running to me like I his bf slid to my DM

[grim edge]

I proved I am an mathmatican

[fleet scroll]

reminding me why children shouldn't be allowed on the internet

[knotty egret]

Liar

[grim edge]

You know why we take opposite side nagetive

[grim edge]

do you mean morgz?

[grim edge]

Okay. You got my 2 minutes of attention. How should we go about this now?

[grim edge]

this is also a child, should he be prohibited?

,fm

[wispy plover]

ill send you something

[knotty egret]

Yes!

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[fleet scroll]

no no, allow cats

[grim edge]

i would disagree im much cuter than him

[grim edge]

@knotty egret

Throw ya hand in the ayerr

[knotty egret]

"she's a woman" sorry had to

[grim edge]

if you a true playaa

Bc you are man

[grim edge]

what?

[knotty egret]

Did you fall for the catfish or was it your friend

[grim edge]

what catfish lana?

[knotty egret]

Yeah I think it was lana

[grim edge]

Answer my question

[grim edge]

she my friend idrk what she look like tho

[knotty egret]

So you fell for the catfish

[grim edge]

Idk why 😭

[grim edge]

i honestly dk what ur talkin abt or why ur still talkin abt it

[knotty egret]

Lil bro please I'm trying to help you here

[warped portal]

I am on a mission

[grim edge]

Keep safe

[knotty egret]

I can't let you stay a victim

[drowsy crest]

omg date him

[fleet scroll]

criiiiiiiinge

[warped portal]

Teo helped me a lot

[grim edge]

bro idc if she a catfish or not cuz its not like that

[warped portal]

Real g

[grim edge]

Noooo

[drowsy crest]

Teo thanks for the lambo you lend me for my girl yesterday

[grim edge]

Agree

[knotty egret]

Why would u be friends with a catfish

It just sounds weird

[grim edge]

can u stop

who

[drowsy crest]

I apologise if you find it cringe

[grim edge]

are u a girl

lmfao im on the bus rn

either way thanks for the compliment

[drowsy crest]

bag him bro

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/karvel-snowfall-kolt-the-marsh-house-peak-gif-4058407098507257299

[fallen valley]

[grim edge]

I like it when people wait for me. But teo will blocked real soon

Russian

[drowsy crest]

what why

omg I dont get you women

he is so cute

[buoyant veldt]

@grim edge how to reach 700 from 450?

[dusty urchin]

@drowsy crest you where on epsteins island

i know it

[buoyant veldt]

in his room

[stone quiver]

Terve matti

[drowsy crest]

ask her how to reach 450 from 700 lmao

[drowsy crest]

indeed I was there to kill hawkins and others

[dusty urchin]

im proud of you

the fact hawkins was there is so disgusting

[stone quiver]

Hello matti

[dusty urchin]

hello

WOAHHHH

THATS WILD

[drowsy crest]

hawkins finding midgets doing maths hot is the worst thing I could have seen on tuesday evening

[hollow escarp]

.

[grim edge]

I play rapid, a little puzzles, and I watch YT videos. Watch Danya, too. Andddddd read Doofus posts on https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1040028251965358121

[cunning bloom]

Can somebody practice alien gambit with me?

[glacial fulcrum]

Yes

[grim edge]

Do you have any female friend who is not your gf

[cunning bloom]

It is gonna be a book move very soon

[lament jacinth]

Anyone here play the piano i want to piano battle someone

[dusty urchin]

yes

[glacial fulcrum]

Yes

[hollow escarp]

How I link my profile

[grim edge]

Msg me in personal

[keen parrot]

what is a gf, is it a chess title like gm

[cunning bloom]

I can prove it

[shrewd vessel]

do you have any female friend that u r not attracted to at all?

[grim edge]

Grand facer

[grim edge]

lmao does he know?

[keen parrot]

why would anyone be attracted to women, women like men and liking men is gay

[hollow escarp]

?

[grim edge]

Why was it deleted?

[drowsy crest]

a title you will never have

[shrewd vessel]

do I know what

[keen parrot]

oh, how do you get it

[shrewd vessel]

women don't even like men, they just pretend to, i swear

[safe acorn]

Emotional damege

[drowsy crest]

you have to talk to women IRL

[grim edge]

a lot of the time guys are attracted to their female friends or vice versa but dont do anything

[keen parrot]

aw man, does online work?

[cunning bloom]

nooo

[drowsy crest]

no

[keen parrot]

women dont even like men you

[safe acorn]

Can you screw online ?

[keen parrot]

what if i do it anyway

[grim edge]

they def do

[drowsy crest]

you dont get the title

[glacial fulcrum]

I did

[keen parrot]

agf, arena girlfriend

[upbeat viper]

having DMs leaking in a general chat usually isn't something nice

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[keen parrot]

where there is a hole...

[upbeat viper]

:)

Arena Girlfriend ?

didn't know fide gave that

[hollow escarp]

Thanks

[upbeat viper]

[drowsy crest]

your usb port?

[safe acorn]

That's a jerk unless you fk your own phone

[grim edge]

Okay.

[keen parrot]

yeah arena girlfriend, the online version of the normal girlfriend title

[safe acorn]

[upbeat viper]

[safe acorn]

Freaking idiots

[keen parrot]

oh yippie

[grim edge]

If ypu still cant connect it, check YT maybe theres a video about it

[keen parrot]

look i got my title

[safe acorn]

Gay pawn?

[stone quiver]

yes

[fleet scroll]

#define woman *(volatile unsigned char*)0x25)

[fleet scroll]

[keen parrot]

ion get it

[shrewd vessel]

C or C++?

[fleet scroll]

that could be either

[keen parrot]

guys what is a girlfriend and do they bite

[fluid lintel]

Does anyone want to play chess? My username is ITS_JORDAN_268

[shrewd vessel]

i thought u had one

[fleet scroll]

dunno, never had one, never will

[stone quiver]

dont get one i dont want one either

[grim edge]

It's chess thing

[fluid lintel]

They do bite sometimes

[cunning bloom]

@umbral wind what

[keen parrot]

well someone said it didnt count cause it was online 🤪

[grim edge]

@devout vault @empty flicker how’s your 3-minute puzzle rush scoresss? My bois we’re running out of time. We only have until tomorrow 😭😭😭😭 someone reached 60

[shrewd vessel]

so u admit that its online and u never even seen her irl

[stone quiver]

Has anyone ever bought lessons from u

[keen parrot]

i admit, what is my punishment your honor 😔

[upbeat viper]

rules once again

[keen parrot]

yeah they have

[fallen valley]

Contained a slur prolly

[stone quiver]

thats nice

[grim yoke]

Oh.

[little elm]

the 63 and 64 are fake

[cunning bloom]

Nevermind im not gonna talk anymore.

[shrewd vessel]

i mean idc so, go to the guy that said it to receive ur punishment

[little elm]

for the prize thing

[drowsy crest]

my friend said "staying up late isn't that bad" at 11 pm 😭

[little elm]

he is a CM? i thought he was bad at chess

[grim edge]

Fin are we doing puzzles?

[keen parrot]

witty is a shitter

[cunning bloom]

That doesnt give a right to call him a “fraud”
You’re litterally bullying

[valid swan]

hi chat

[grim edge]

My heart just dropped….. come on big guy. Give me the plushie

[stone quiver]

i sent my friend messages 3 night straight at like 3-5am lmao

[little elm]

what is the alien gambit

[keen parrot]

what will happen now that my fraudulent activities have been exposed, my loving girlfriend is actually... an online long distance relationship

[valid swan]

alien gambit it trash no offense

[cunning bloom]

Match? Lets see how you can defend it

[grim edge]

Id never date anyone from Discord

Eww

[valid swan]

sameeee

[grim edge]

Focus on the puzzles…

[shrewd vessel]

wtf, i literally said go to the guy that accused of being online to debate about it

[grim edge]

Awww

[shrewd vessel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_PEmeKb0&t=176s

[keen parrot]

i will stay in hiding then

[little elm]

looks like some average bullet opening trick

[devout vault]

@stone quiver bruh I only got 45

[keen parrot]

who

[grim edge]

We dont have time to feel. We need to do puzzles

[devout vault]

how do ppl even do puzzles that fast

wtf is reaction time

[little elm]

45 in 3 min is impressive

[valid swan]

why do you want to do puzzles so much

[keen parrot]

no you didn't

[grim edge]

We keep pushing my guy… i will join VC later..

[stone quiver]

whaaat

[keen parrot]

Banitta 😔😔😔

[little elm]

chesscom still doesnt approve my best scores on lb though

apparently if youre not titled or manually approved you can’t get above 49

[devout vault]

bruh why would I not get 45 in 5 hours of trying my puzzle elo is 2900

[upbeat viper]

[marsh cliff]

missed m9 in a classical game i went on to draw 😢

[valid swan]

I got 48 in puzzle rush as my highest

[grim edge]

Theres a tourney in #announcements the prize is a plushie and diamond membership. I want the plushie

[keen parrot]

puzzle rating doesnt matter you need to be fast

[marsh cliff]

It was such an easy m9 where I sacrifice like 2 pieces

[devout vault]

I play osu

[grim edge]

Bahlia

[little elm]

puzzle rating is meaningless

[valid swan]

wait what??!?!?!!?!? bet I'm joinin

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

whats your top play

[devout vault]

200pp

I play jump maps mostly

[keen parrot]

same, on what map

[little elm]

some scam by cc, to stop botters ig

[grim edge]

Go join and win and gimme the plushie

[devout vault]

Let me check my osu profile

[little elm]

no

[grim edge]

π⁰

[valid swan]

what plushie is it?

[little elm]

that is only for global lb

[keen parrot]

my osu profile is vimun if you want to check lmao

[devout vault]

Its a jump map ik the way it goes still but forgot tthe name

[little elm]

they will take your scores

[grim edge]

If you win, will you give me the plushie?

[devout vault]

no need to

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo

[grim edge]

A cat.

[little elm]

i wont win

[empty flicker]

bishop plushie

[valid swan]

Oh I have it! the one with the green pawn?

[grim edge]

Hypothetically

[devout vault]

mittens plushie wasnt it?

[peak plank]

💀

[little elm]

depends who is cheating

[grim edge]

Check announcement

[grim edge]

Mittens.. the cat…

[full cargo]

anyone wanna play im bad just started chess

[devout vault]

ima play some LoL later ima vc now

[valid swan]

I can actually try and win this thing

[little elm]

mine is 51, every score i can see on twitter above that is in the 60s

[midnight fjord]

Good evening

[grim edge]

Okay. In 2hrs im free.. cya

[empty flicker]

Yes! I remember!

[grim edge]

Again, below 2800

[grim edge]

Yasss let’s gooo!!!!

[valid swan]

hello!

[little elm]

not after they announced it 100x on puzzle wc broadcast

[empty flicker]

Who is around 900-1000, I want to play a match! rapid

[midnight fjord]

[keen parrot]

cheaters, who would have thought

[grim edge]

Dont give me that look

[midnight fjord]

or the greek guy

[keen parrot]

chess.com should really stop giving out free second third whatever chances

[grim edge]

I said dont.

[midnight fjord]

forgot his name

[little elm]

he didnt qualify for finals

[midnight fjord]

oh ok

[keen parrot]

[midnight fjord]

i just remember him from 4 years ago

[grim edge]

Dont give me that attitude

[midnight fjord]

in da good old days he was like hella good

[little elm]

no naka either

[midnight fjord]

but i forgot his name

[little elm]

dimitrios

[grim edge]

Agree but it’s business soo

[little elm]

jimis98 or something like that

[midnight fjord]

POV: you thinking i care

[little elm]

https://www.chess.com/member/jimis98

[grim edge]

Pov I don’t think

[midnight fjord]

yes him

[fickle rampart]

🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[shrewd vessel]

hi duo bird

[midnight fjord]

#nbaparis tonight 🗣️

[fickle rampart]

OUI MBAPPE EST LA

[midnight fjord]

even mbappe is there

[fickle rampart]

Hola

[midnight fjord]

real 😂 bro got bored of football

[shrewd vessel]

je ne parles pas le francais 😔

[grim edge]

Ha! Didn’t know that you’re a baguette, too.

[fickle rampart]

😆😆

[midnight fjord]

what

you didnt?

[grim edge]

I didn’t

[loud mural]

✯

[grim edge]

Know that you’re French

Until you gave me the attitude

[midnight fjord]

really?? like thats the only thing in common i have with your batman

[grim edge]

Nothing can compare

[midnight fjord]

i might be french but im not rude so hehh

[grim edge]

He’s the G

[keen parrot]

psg will never win a ucl

oil clubs should rot in hell

[covert cosmos]

french bad

[grim edge]

french bed

[shrewd vessel]

french in bed

[dim ridge]

gues what bozo does now

[upbeat viper]

not yet

but french tired

[midnight fjord]

batmann

[dim ridge]

literally only two moves and he decides to pick the wrong one

[grim edge]

skill issue

[grim edge]

Kg5 walking into h4#?

[dim ridge]

precisely

[grim edge]

lol

[novel bramble]

Rip

[dim ridge]

captain dumbf$ck literally had a 50/50 chance of not f$cking up

and odds were NOT in his favor

[grim edge]

what elo

[grim edge]

suppose -1200

[novel bramble]

No need to be rude to them over it. Everyone has those moments

[dim ridge]

jk im just playing

[grim edge]

exactly

[dim ridge]

i literally commented good game to him afterwards

frankly he defended quite well until he basically lost his knight

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/98745385579?tab=review&move=70

[grim edge]

@umbral wind who is that person whose name starts with B

[worn ice]

GMDennis (1022) vs. davisgn2 (976)

Move List

1. [e4] c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 e6 4. Nf3 Bd7 5. Nc3 c5 6. Be3 Nc6 7. Bb5 a6 8. Bxc6 Bxc6 9. O-O cxd4 10. Nxd4 Bb4 11. Nxc6 bxc6 12. Na4 Ba5 13. Nc5 Qc7 14. a3 Ne7 15. b4 Bb6 16. a4 Bxc5 17. Bxc5 Qxe5 18. Re1 Qc7 19. Qe2 O-O 20. b5 axb5 21. axb5 Rxa1 22. Rxa1 cxb5 23. Qxb5 h6 24. Ra7 Qc6 25. Qxc6 Nxc6 26. Bxf8 Kxf8 27. Ra8+ Ke7 28. f4 Nd4 29. c3 Ne2+ 30. Kf2 Nxf4 31. Ra7+ Kf6 32. Kf3 Ng6 33. g4 Ne5+ 34. Kf4 Nd3+ 35. Kg3 e5 36. Ra6+ Kg5 37. h4# 

[grim edge]

tu parle de moi ?

[dim ridge]

find the best move

not by stockfish, by my opinion

[fickle rampart]

Nonnnnnn

[drowsy crest]

me when my pookie(bro) gets a girlfriend

[rocky vale]

Ra7

[drowsy crest]

(he isnt leaving me)

[dim ridge]

correct

[covert cosmos]

yes

[dim ridge]

how is a screen recording 18 mb, that's crazy

[rocky vale]

Does stockfish not like it because Qe6?

[novel bramble]

I reached 1600 yesterday by destroying a 1660 and a 1640 :)

[grim edge]

Dammmm shes a mid, but okay

[normal hatch]

Holy cow its a woman

[dim ridge]

no, stockfish wants bishop trade with knight

i mean, that does genuinely look like a viable option, knight was a pain in my ass

after the shenanigans

[grim edge]

huh? bernadette? Beronica? Bastien? Broque?

[covert cosmos]

that was your pfp

[warm spindle]

baroquee

[rocky vale]

I meant for black but nevermind

[keen parrot]

Bobby Fischer

[dim ridge]

no, fishy wanted Rb8, like before and after my Ra7

just to be a pain in the ass to my queen

[novel bramble]

I'm just happy I made it here in like 11 months of playing chess seriously. I was always at a base 400 elo or so when I didn't really try learning stuff and played casually during like middle and high school

[dim ridge]

wanna play 15 min?

rated tho

[novel bramble]

I'm at work rn just on my break

[dim ridge]

nvm then, i gotta get to bed, it's 10:14 PM here in italy

[novel bramble]

I also refuse to take any rated challenges from anyone here. There are many people who cheat when they ask for rated specifically here

[dim ridge]

damn, ok

i mean im literally rated 1014 on rapid, but oftentimes play at a 1500 level when i really think

wait a sec, that actually does sound like cheating

anyway, i dont cheat

[novel bramble]

No it's just that you shouldn't say that about yourself just cause chesscom rates your game at the bottom

[surreal geyser]

W game

[grim edge]

I knew it! Well, gl

[dim ridge]

nice

[meager fulcrum]

@jaunty kindle Thiercelin Jerome ist besser als du

[round torrent]

Hey I was wondering if I can get some pointer's from someone? I have recently got back into chess and I'm not use to all the new play styles people have created of the years

[dim ridge]

ivht guys, well unfortunately

i have finally finished my function of x homework and must now retreat to my bed to slep

[novel bramble]

I played agaibst this as white iirc to get to 1600. It was interesting. I'm pretty excited to be finally playing and seeing different openings at the 1600s and above

[dim ridge]

gn to all

[dim ridge]

play hte najdorf

[novel bramble]

I'm a Sicilian player. I play like every Sicilian. I favor the Scheveningen over the Najdorf tho

[dim ridge]

what about like the ultimate dragon slayer opening

idk i heard hikaru loves it dont judge me

[grim edge]

I've been dealing with that French guy since the beginning of time and all I can say is he is......just perfect. the most perfect qwaso ever

[round torrent]

Can you give me some pointer's? I want to get better

[novel bramble]

I've never played against the Sveshnikov as white so you'll see a pretty bad game. Gimme a sec to find it

[boreal cosmos]

so are you looking for a coach or what

[safe acorn]

Why I can't understand what do you mean

[round torrent]

Yes basically

[boreal cosmos]

and you are aware that it costs money right

[dim ridge]

i meant the one where you go c5 and then in teh first three moves, g7, to fianchetto and castle

[safe acorn]

He knows

[boreal cosmos]

90% of people don't

[dim ridge]

ill do it for free honestly

[round torrent]

Yeah and I don't have that I'm just looking for free advice or someone to show me what to do exactly

[dim ridge]

i have nothing better to do with my time

[worn ice]

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[round torrent]

Aye man Id be grateful for that

[boreal cosmos]

start off with connecting your account

[safe acorn]

They won't spit on your face for free man
Wary you mean

[wheat falcon]

damnitt 😭

[round torrent]

How do I do that?

[boreal cosmos]

what?

[wheat falcon]

stalemating sucks bro

[boreal cosmos]

/connect

[graceful pecan]

if you've seen anish giri course you'd love dragon more