💬〡general-off-topic

[west reef]

I dont remember

[digital phoenix]

u have one wfm

[grim edge]

I'm traumatized

[keen parrot]

anna cramlings mom is a full GM, shes real nice btw

[west reef]

yea, everyone can have opinion

[warm spindle]

/profile

[west reef]

yea

[lament jacinth]

Vimun acting like he has access to people's webcams

[grim edge]

No

[digital phoenix]

he does

[grim edge]

He does

[vivid yoke]

yeah anna has got her mom's face

[west reef]

is he a hacker ?

[digital phoenix]

yes

[grim edge]

yea

[keen parrot]

i wish

[west reef]

is he a better hacker than me ?

[grim edge]

I wouldnt want that. Too many ugly faces

[west reef]

😂

[keen parrot]

hm i guess so

[lament jacinth]

💀

[latent pebble]

God the user interface is extremely physically unappealing

[grim edge]

just so everyone knows, im in 2p room 2

[lament jacinth]

Ok and

[warm spindle]

Use lichess

[vivid yoke]

don't lock out me again please

[latent pebble]

I’m talking about discord

[warm spindle]

I'll come 9ver and deafen so Noone else can join and you will be alone

[west reef]

Listen kids, if u want to learn hacking and earn money hacking, then i wish u the best, and i welcome you to hackthebox.com, its a good learning platform with millions learning how to hack

[lament jacinth]

How 💀

[keen parrot]

hah im still on old discord ui L

[latent pebble]

how

You android?

[grim edge]

just too good

[keen parrot]

ye

[warm spindle]

Listen kids, if u want to learn hacking and earn money hacking, then i wish u the worst, and i welcome you to hacktheox.com, its a bad learning platform with trillions learning how to hack

[grim edge]

Choky the little miss evil

[keen parrot]

Listen kids, if u want to learn hacking and earn money hacking, then i wish u the worst, and i welcome you to hacktheox.com, its a bad learning platform with trillions learning how to hack

[west reef]

just cuz u suck at programming and linux

[lament jacinth]

We all know what we'd see if we opened your Web cam

[west reef]

u cant form a biased opinion

[warm spindle]

Average kalitard

[west reef]

lmfao

[grim edge]

korus always manages to find a reason to argue

why is no one talking in VC smh

[west reef]

yessir

[warm spindle]

I joined vc and muted and deafened

[grim edge]

Youre literally the only one there-

[west reef]

I want to argue with you as well

[lament jacinth]

You are literally the average white male

[grim edge]

ok 1400 🗣️

[vivid yoke]

why do you need vc

[west reef]

so who is that hillbilly in you pfp

lets start with that one

[grim edge]

Pedro Pascal

[grim edge]

I love how this is an insult in itself

okay, i dont have a choice but ping someone.

[west reef]

lol who is that

[lament jacinth]

You look like you're constipated bro

[grim edge]

Or maybe it wasnt 💀

[digital phoenix]

chess noob

[grim edge]

bro was born yesterday

[west reef]

i see

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

@west reef how old are you again

[grim edge]

Nvm

[west reef]

i heard enough about old latino man, pedro

[lament jacinth]

23

[west reef]

23

[grim edge]

Bro played hikaru today let him cook

[keen parrot]

right

[grim edge]

No way

[west reef]

right

[grim edge]

💀

[lament jacinth]

@umbral wind did you get smoked again

[vivid yoke]

what was that Korus

[west reef]

dk

[grim edge]

ohh nooo he was in 2proom 1 earlier

Yes but that’s outside the point

[vivid yoke]

who? hikaru?

[grim edge]

different timeline

Imagine hikaru on discord

[vivid yoke]

bro likes pineapple so much

[lament jacinth]

He is on discord

[grim edge]

I'm on discord

I love pineapple

im hikaru fr

[lament jacinth]

It's dead

[grim edge]

Oh fr

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[lament jacinth]

@umbral wind you get like 5 notifications a day and like 2 messages in chat pop up a day

[vivid yoke]

what is anish's discord does anybody know

[lament jacinth]

It's extremely dead and Hikaru only talked once before and that was years ago

[warm spindle]

Google Amish giri

[lament jacinth]

The British counterpart of anish giri

[grim edge]

I deleted the meme I was supposed to use rn

Imma use this instead:
no opinions from 900s

[west reef]

Anish

[grim edge]

nop

Who’s 900

[lament jacinth]

Im 300

[vivid yoke]

me

[grim edge]

Years old

[warm spindle]

I'm 150... in rapid!

[grim edge]

asparagussssssssssss

[vivid yoke]

is that a flex

[grim edge]

Oh 1281 rapid
Same thing

[visual garnet]

Lets play

[warm spindle]

Yes

[grim edge]

aspary

[warm spindle]

No.

[vivid yoke]

up for a match?

[visual garnet]

i am

[lament jacinth]

Newbie

[warm spindle]

No.

[vivid yoke]

your rating?

[grim edge]

Not quite lol plus i will be 1300 soon

[visual garnet]

why

[lament jacinth]

Im actually 37 elo

[visual garnet]

400

[grim edge]

ik who r u

[vivid yoke]

OK

[warm spindle]

No chess until weekend

[grim edge]

understanable

[grim edge]

Real

[warm spindle]

I don't know what you are talking about.

[visual garnet]

and WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR PFP

[vivid yoke]

your chess username

[west reef]

interesting

[grim edge]

[warm spindle]

I was told to

[grim edge]

Imagine going a day without chess for the past 80 days 😭

[visual garnet]

Arrjuneshwar

[visual garnet]

by who

[vivid yoke]

are you bangladeshi or indian

[warm spindle]

This is very easy

[visual garnet]

@warm spindle show your main account to me

[west reef]

i wish i dedicated some time to chess when i was 14, 15

[visual garnet]

Neither

[west reef]

then i also would be a GM....

[warm spindle]

There is only one account

[grim edge]

#reaction-roles

[grim edge]

Yea but 80 days is like half my entire chess career

[warm spindle]

Otherwise that would break the rules!

[visual garnet]

No.

[vivid yoke]

why are you 1145?

[grim edge]

🗿

[warm spindle]

@grim edge You.

[visual garnet]

idk

[grim edge]

real

Havent even been playing that long lmao

[vivid yoke]

wait I'm better than you in daily

I'm 83 higher than you

[visual garnet]

nice

[warm spindle]

Deep

[visual garnet]

alright

[warm spindle]

Hop on fort

[vivid yoke]

nah bro not playing with you

[grim edge]

Where can I get the study role?

[visual garnet]

?

[visual garnet]

okay

[warm spindle]

First you must envision the study role

[grim edge]

fork knife

[silent quest]

You already got it

[visual garnet]

rapid

[grim edge]

lol funny choky. thank you for paying my January bills

[silent quest]

Blitz

[visual garnet]

rapid, am tilted in blitz

and i can only play unrated

and i dont have a mouse

[west reef]

music

[silent quest]

I have a rat , do you want?

[west reef]

no i want koshki

[visual garnet]

No. my cat would eat it

[west reef]

Koshki is cat in russian

[visual garnet]

hm

[silent quest]

Trade your cat for my rat

[visual garnet]

no

[silent quest]

[west reef]

In indian tea is Chai

in russian also, tea is Chai

[visual garnet]

Send a picture of your rat

[west reef]

in india to drink is "Piyo"

[teal herald]

In hindi*

[west reef]

in russian drinking is "Piyot"

[grim edge]

Pet rat? Throw that shii in the trash bru

[west reef]

yea yea hindi

[visual garnet]

India aint a language

its hindi right

[vivid yoke]

in bengali tea is cha

[warm spindle]

No problem bro

[west reef]

yes

[teal herald]

Same in Odisha

[visual garnet]

okay

[west reef]

there are many languages in india

[warm spindle]

Such as Indian

[west reef]

marathi, gujrathi, hindi, tamil, etc

[grim edge]

Bills come every 20th of the month

[visual garnet]

how many do you know

[west reef]

I can speak lil bit marathi

and I can speak Hindi

[knotty egret]

Womp womp

[warm spindle]

The Buffalo follow after I guess?

Sigh....

[west reef]

and other than that i can speak, english, spanish, russian, lil bit arabic

[visual garnet]

🫡

[knotty egret]

Hablas espanol?

[west reef]

si

[vivid yoke]

you use duolingo brother?

[warm spindle]

He just said he does

[west reef]

como estas

[knotty egret]

Had to double check

[west reef]

I use duo for russian

[warm spindle]

😸

[grim edge]

huh? i said bills not bulls, you funny guy

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-bills-go-buffalo-bills-buffalo-bills-win-buffalo-bills-mafia-bills-mafia-gif-7552713085992222870

[grim edge]

I partially root for the bills as a new yorker

[grim edge]

If they do something this year i might even buy a jersey

[knotty egret]

Assalamu alaikum

[warm spindle]

My religion forbids be from following sports outside of my relevant sphere

[knotty egret]

I tried to learn Arabic at some point but gave up

[west reef]

walaikum assalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh

[warm spindle]

હું જીંજરફિશ ખાઉં છું

[visual garnet]

can you breathe while you speak this language?

[west reef]

yeaa

[warm spindle]

Not allowed

[west reef]

lol

[visual garnet]

okay

[warm spindle]

Okay.

[visual garnet]

♕

https://tenor.com/view/nakamura-disappointed-gif-19469097

[silent quest]

I just buried that guy he was eating my peanut Butter

[grim edge]

Wait nvm

[silent quest]

[west reef]

How many trophies have you won ?

Vishy Anand the GOAT : Yes

[nimble niche]

why does chess.com only match me with tilted people

[west reef]

titled

[viral epoch]

chess

[west reef]

in how many moves can you beat me ?

[viral epoch]

You're 4'11

[lament jacinth]

Im 4'10

[west reef]

shorty

[nimble niche]

i swear chess.com finds the people who have been losing 6 games in a row and match them with me

ain't no way 2200s and 2300s blunder Nxe4 in the delayed alapin without cxd4

[west reef]

isnt that good for you ?

can you play alapin against me ? i wanna see what u think abt my response

[warm spindle]

Like a third of this pic

[west reef]

I wanna like play sicilian with black

[tropic plaza]

is it a red flag when a guy is so nice to you but when he is with his friends his personality suddenly changes then always says something contreversial and sometimes offensive?

[west reef]

U can go alapin

[warm spindle]

He's gonna try dragon

[west reef]

rlly ya ?

[warm spindle]

No

[warm spindle]

Rlly ya

[nimble niche]

that's pretty much everyone

[visual garnet]

no

[west reef]

thats how u know a person is edgy

[visual garnet]

it is not a red flag

[tropic plaza]

i got rejected because i was like that

[warm spindle]

Good

[west reef]

not necessarily a red flag

[warm spindle]

They didn't deserve you

[west reef]

but definitely edgy behaviour

[tropic plaza]

i mean she finds me attractive but when she found out i was like that she got turned off

i was so nice to her

[west reef]

are u strong?

[tropic plaza]

strong on what

[west reef]

physically n mentally

[grim edge]

Nah. Good men have a switch between manners and guy talk

[tropic plaza]

ye

[west reef]

got abs ?

how big are ur biceps

girls these days like that

[rigid geyser]

Abs don't mean that you're strong lmao

[tropic plaza]

i mean im 65kg and i ve been working out for 6 months now

[grim edge]

She clearly doesnt understand that men will be men around men, not worth stressing

[west reef]

ah nice

[tropic plaza]

started out pretty skinny

like 45-50kg or smthn i forgot

[west reef]

specially western girls like those kind of boys

[visual garnet]

what does that have to do with that

[tropic plaza]

and also im an acadamic achiver like my average is around 94-95%

[grim edge]

Shoot let me slide to the west rq

[west reef]

no nothing, just be a overall decent person

[rigid geyser]

Height?

[west reef]

fitness wise, morally, etc

[tropic plaza]

5’8

[rigid geyser]

Makes sense

[west reef]

if a girl doesnt like you even after that,

then she belongs to the streets

[warm spindle]

5'10-6'5 will never get a gf

[novel moat]

[warm spindle]

Its over for us all

[knotty egret]

What

[west reef]

bruh

[tropic plaza]

i just asked cus i thought i was the bad one

[warm spindle]

Can't even be slightly above average height these days

[warm spindle]

Nah u good

[tropic plaza]

cool

[west reef]

I consider someone who shorter than 6 ft to be short

[knotty egret]

Bruh what

[warm spindle]

Even 6'3 is short for a guy these days

[west reef]

whats average height for male ? like 5 ft 5 inch i think

[rigid geyser]

[knotty egret]

Shaq is average height

[tropic plaza]

smthn like that or 5’6-

[west reef]

its because china and india covers a lot of worlds population

and most chinese and indian men are short

[rigid geyser]

Never seen anyone consider 6'3 short

[warm spindle]

Shaq is tall

[knotty egret]

Jokbar most diabolical takes 🔥🔥🔥

[west reef]

I am living in india, here I am 6 ft and people called me tower

people called me all sort of tall jokes

[knotty egret]

I'm 15 and 6 foot 1

[west reef]

......

I was prolly 5 ' 10 when 15

u still got so much to grow

[knotty egret]

I've been hardstuck at 185cm for months

[west reef]

men grow till 20 they say

[knotty egret]

I think I'll be 6 foot 2 to 6 foot 4 at 20

[west reef]

where u from

[modest sparrow]

nope i a m studying mostly i have exams i started playing a hour earlier i dropped some eleoand now i am back to 1400

[knotty egret]

Finland

[warm spindle]

Sucks to suck

[west reef]

Oh i see...

[warm spindle]

But

[knotty egret]

I'll be below average

[west reef]

I reached like 1500 and now as low as 1300 and again at 1400

[warm spindle]

Its ok

We short kings have each other

[west reef]

tell me abt urself

[knotty egret]

True

🥹

[lime lava]

I started lifting at age 10, Im 4'8

[west reef]

😂

[lime lava]

[knotty egret]

Bro why do children have the most random walking patterns like who programmed them. Their pathfinding is not working😭 I keep tripping on them and crushing their skulls.

[west reef]

from where

whats ur age

[knotty egret]

Freddy.

[west reef]

I dont add ppl below 17 yo

[knotty egret]

Can't be accused of grooming

[west reef]

:/

i guessed ur age

[midnight fjord]

yo

[west reef]

by the way you are behaving

[solemn lodge]

yo

[west reef]

so sorry bro i am not gonna add you. thanks for asking anyways

@grim edge

[knotty egret]

Hi!

[warm spindle]

Glazer detected

[knotty egret]

[midnight fjord]

have a good chessin peeps

[obsidian pulsar]

wrong gif

[midnight fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/celebration-happy-yay-yes-handsup-gif-16526337837066300772

@upbeat viper @grim edge need an explanation why are you on a vc date every single day i come on this server

🤨

[novel moat]

Elliot

[grim edge]

I just got friendzoned. What are you talking about?

[midnight fjord]

[grim edge]

This is something not to joke about

[midnight fjord]

dont worry i know bast will invite me to the wedding

[lime lava]

You wanna chess date with me every single day elliot? 😊

[tired ermine]

@grim edge Hi. I have no social media, photos, cameras, microphones, etc. but I am a 18 years old japanese e-girl in real life and I like chess

[midnight fjord]

[stuck kestrel]

stop the cap

dont worry i dont judge

[tired ermine]

@grim edge I'm looking for a girlfriend

[grim edge]

Thank you for sharing that information!

[stuck kestrel]

ur a girl looking for a girlfriend?

[stuck kestrel]

least obvious fake account

[midnight fjord]

@grim edge btw is this chat only for 769 to 2799 players

[tired ermine]

I am a 18 years old bisexual atheist japanese e-girl in real life and I don't like christmas, but I like chess

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-gif-25546777

[solemn lodge]

Im going to be banned in a second if i would answer honestly

[grim edge]

You guys will just be celebrating my downfall if I send you the ss of how basssstttt friendzoned me on IG

[midnight fjord]

then dont 🤔

[solemn lodge]

I won't

[obsidian pulsar]

don't ping this id 939923078987776060

[grim edge]

Hahaha yess so leave now lol

[midnight fjord]

rude

[rain trout]

@midnight fjord eww french

[lime lava]

We all know you want the diamond membership

[midnight fjord]

does he do the same with you saying that he never likes any post on insta

caus he finds it useless

[grim edge]

Shhhhh

[midnight fjord]

well become a tt player

[lime lava]

Or be me

[grim edge]

I don't have selfies on IG so he never liked any of it.

[midnight fjord]

yes

[peak tulip]

Why I can't sign up

[midnight fjord]

pretty sure even if you did he wouldn't like them

[obsidian pulsar]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @peak tulip, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[west reef]

Oh i am a great TT player

I will beat u before u start playing

[midnight fjord]

pika

[west reef]

I am good with those TT balls

[lime lava]

I wanna see you tryin

[peak tulip]

I got banned for abuse but I can't even chat in game and now I can't sign up

[west reef]

I am fast as well

[midnight fjord]

nope its just a joke btwn me and @grim edge

[west reef]

Yes meet me irl

[obsidian pulsar]

What did you do

[west reef]

and lets play TT, see who is the best

TT (table tennis)

[lime lava]

I will smoke you

[rain trout]

Wtf

[west reef]

Oh yea ?

[peak tulip]

Idk bro I played normally but got banned for abuse , I can't chat so idk how

[rain trout]

@umbral wind bro elo

[cosmic barn]

tf?

[grim edge]

@midnight fjord stop DMing Bassttt

[west reef]

idk what TT u was talking abt

[lime lava]

Exposed

[west reef]

I was talking abt Table tennis

[grim edge]

You sneaky nosey 2800

[midnight fjord]

eh?? @upbeat viper stop screen sharing ong

[obsidian pulsar]

Are you trying to connect your account?

[lime lava]

Im talking about beating your ass irl

[midnight fjord]

how am i being spied on

[grim edge]

Huh? He didnt.

[midnight fjord]

then HOW

[west reef]

yea try it

[rain trout]

Isn't Bast yours?

[peak tulip]

No just trying to open new acc

[midnight fjord]

[peak tulip]

But they say system error rg45 or smth like that

[grim edge]

He just said someone DMed me and I thought about you Elliot

[obsidian pulsar]

Email support

[midnight fjord]

[west reef]

1.d4

[midnight fjord]

very business business DM

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-business-gif-27304894

[rain trout]

Both of ya talking about croissant stuff

[west reef]

lets go lets go

[grim edge]

Business

[novel moat]

[lime lava]

Nah brooo
Dont
Im 7'8 muscular build guy

[west reef]

1. D4

[midnight fjord]

[lime lava]

1.d5

[novel moat]

Elliot play bullet with me when

[west reef]

2. c4

[midnight fjord]

alr but come quick i gtg after 2 games

[open pumice]

ayoooooooo

[novel moat]

Okay i will challenge

[west reef]

14

[midnight fjord]

quick

[novel moat]

Im on mobile btw

[lime lava]

mairos offers draw

[midnight fjord]

your problem

[sick ledge]

anyone wanna playa a 750

[west reef]

Korus accepts the draw

[midnight fjord]

wait whats ur user @novel moat

[torpid lintel]

I wish I could play With IM someday

[novel moat]

Tarmonopee

[midnight fjord]

k

[grim edge]

It should be Pika Pika

[west reef]

man didnt wanna test my queens gambit

too scared..

[torpid lintel]

@novel moat good luck!

[knotty egret]

U know queens gambit???

[west reef]

yea

many queens came and many went

[knotty egret]

Let's play some games after I'm done with my current one!

[west reef]

alright

[midnight fjord]

scandi is too strong @novel moat

[novel moat]

This is sad i cant premove

[midnight fjord]

i agree @novel moat

[west reef]

beaten mr magnus bot with 1.D4

[novel moat]

Elliot i want you to play e5 against e4

[grim edge]

anyone tryna play chess?

[midnight fjord]

do you also want me to resign after 2 moves

[novel moat]

Preferably

[west reef]

1. e4 , c5

Nf3

[novel moat]

Yeah or play sicilian but not the scandi

[west reef]

e6

[midnight fjord]

scandi 💪

[west reef]

play O kelly

[west reef]

Ur done bro ?

[grim edge]

I'm gonna get the plushie. I'm gonna get the plushie.

[midnight fjord]

my best scandi won me a game in titled tuesday in 12 moves

[novel moat]

Lmao

Gtg class

[west reef]

how to cross 1400

[knotty egret]

Nuh uh

[midnight fjord]

have u guys seen the game of magnus against bill gates

where he won in 15 seconds

[west reef]

Man i am capable of beating a 2000 level chess.com bot

[midnight fjord]

it was a scandi too

[west reef]

But my own rating isnt improving

stuck at 1400 :/

[midnight fjord]

portugese line of the scandi 💪

[midnight fjord]

stop playing bots

thats my first advise

[fluid lintel]

Wsg fellow chess players

[west reef]

it doesnt help u improve ?

[midnight fjord]

no

[west reef]

if u play strong bots

why ....

[midnight fjord]

at your level its not a good habit to play against bots

[west reef]

ok

but i play like same opening and lines against bots

[warm spindle]

I don't play chess

[west reef]

i thought that would help meimprove

[fluid lintel]

This is a chess server 💀

[midnight fjord]

btw @grim edge

[warm spindle]

No this is Patrick

[midnight fjord]

you might find this information useful

[novel moat]

Hmm elliot should i learn the portugese scandi

[midnight fjord]

no. nobody should steal my blitz opening 😠

[west reef]

@knotty egret bro u still now done ? are u playing 30 min chess or something

[knotty egret]

10 min

[novel moat]

What do you play as black in classical against e4

[midnight fjord]

not the scandi

[west reef]

c5

[fluid lintel]

💀💀💀

[midnight fjord]

k bye gtg

[novel moat]

Yeah but what

[grim edge]

Not impressed

[novel moat]

I cant be bothered to go look up your games

[midnight fjord]

unfortunate

[novel moat]

Smh

[grim edge]

Right to the garbage can

[west reef]

mr IM

[midnight fjord]

[west reef]

can we play one quick 3 min blitz pls

[midnight fjord]

im 2 mins late. bye

[west reef]

@midnight fjord mr Im

pls man,,, just one

[grim edge]

@primal fern guess what

[fluid lintel]

Bro he has to go just do it some other time

[west reef]

Damn

[fluid lintel]

You never know what's going on with other people

[primal fern]

no

[west reef]

yea

[grim edge]

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[primal fern]

no welcome lol

oh damn

[fluid lintel]

What's your best advice to someone trying to get to 1000 elo?

[primal fern]

pull me into that vc ima kick ur butt

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[bright glade]

make use of the resources provided in the server #💬〡improvement-talk #1039982616159465595 #1040028251965358121

[west reef]

Do not blunder and play london

[grim edge]

Bastttt and I are arguing

No other people here

[bright glade]

what are you on

[primal fern]

u guys are dating now or something lol

i always see you two in there

[hoary galleon]

have a plan when ur playing

[west reef]

@knotty egret wth dude, still not done ?

[grim edge]

It's 6:38 am. Don't be a Karen please

[bright glade]

tf do you mean karen

[primal fern]

he needs to connect his acc fr

[knotty egret]

Just ran out of time and drawes

Send me a link in dms

[grim edge]

You always come at me like your bf slid to my DM cuh

[hoary galleon]

What's ur elo Jordan?

[west reef]

say username, i send challenge

[fluid lintel]

I have to wake up at 5 every morning for high school 💀

[west reef]

that way its easier

[knotty egret]

AlexJBack15

[bright glade]

yeah you're on something

[fluid lintel]

710

[hoary galleon]

I woke up every 3 am for school

[bright glade]

whatever, enjoy being a goof

[west reef]

send u challenge

[knotty egret]

I wake up at 8pm for school

[fluid lintel]

How did you get any sleep?! 💀💀💀

[west reef]

sent *..

[fluid lintel]

Lucky

[cloud lintel]

Good morning

[knotty egret]

Nf3...

Geekish move nc3 better

[keen parrot]

bast and dahlia, sitting in vc
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

[hoary galleon]

mine used to be 700 but due to me having trouble controling my emotiond my rstingd lowed now I'm trying to rise it up again

[hoary galleon]

that's imposible to do since they are not in the same place

[fluid lintel]

Nice, good luck! You'll def be able to get back. My goal is to get to 1000

[hoary galleon]

That's pretty fast

[fluid lintel]

That song died in elementary school bro

[pallid plinth]

How long yall been playing chess? And what's ur elo

[hoary galleon]

I hope u don't stop even if u already reach 1000

[warm spindle]

Give up @fluid lintel

[pallid plinth]

/:

[torn snow]

5 months and my elo is 1150-1175

[pallid plinth]

Nice

[torn snow]

Wbu?

[fluid lintel]

I've been playing chess since 8tg grade, I was in chess club at my school. I stopped playing for a while but I recently started again and my ELO is 710

[pallid plinth]

6 months 1600

[warm spindle]

10 years finally 200 rapid

[hoary galleon]

I would took some naps if there's time tho I can be half asleep when I wake up at 3 am

[torn snow]

Cool 👍🏼

[fluid lintel]

I def won't, once I reach out I'll try to improve even further

[fluid lintel]

Why bro

[languid oak]

Pray for me guys I have an in class essay today😭

[hoary galleon]

That's good keep it up

[keen parrot]

e-kissing

[warm spindle]

What

[fluid lintel]

Rip GL

[hoary galleon]

I don't like e kissing tho i prefer the real life one

[warm spindle]

Hush boy

[west reef]

u were too slow

[fluid lintel]

Alr I gtg guys, bye and have a good day!

[knotty egret]

Womp womp I realized it was blitz too late

[hoary galleon]

bai bai

[west reef]

ggs, i almost thought u were cheating at some point becs how slow u played

[knotty egret]

I thought it was rapid

[pallid plinth]

If that's u In ur pfp u look like that girl from that show called friday night lights

[west reef]

i see

U were positionally outplaying me

[keen parrot]

same dude im waiting for it 😔

[warm spindle]

I got thrasher issues from playing chess

[hoary galleon]

U also haven't get ur first kiss?

[keen parrot]

mhm but at least i know when ill have it

[torn snow]

How old are you bro?

[keen parrot]

42

[torn snow]

🙂

[warm spindle]

Saturday

Sayu are you actually 74530 years old?

[west reef]

Minus 40

[torn snow]

Try next life ig

[hoary galleon]

that's good for me i would wait till the right time comes

[keen parrot]

lmao yeah, worst case i can always get one of those mail brides
bet they charge more for kissing tho

[pallid plinth]

See u look just like her lol

[torn snow]

Nah its 74532

[west reef]

Come VC rq

[warm spindle]

I'm gonna you

[keen parrot]

lowkey though there is something special abt saving yourself for someone special

[west reef]

lemme hear u say

[west reef]

join vc bro

[torn snow]

Yeah u can always try those

[west reef]

I wanna hear how old is u

[warm spindle]

Ur weird beuh

[hoary galleon]

true tho rn I would try to improve myself

[keen parrot]

im 42 bro

[west reef]

na

[west reef]

come here , in vc, say hello and leave

[knotty egret]

Look at his about me.

[keen parrot]

oh no i already have that someone special, just that shes in another corner of the world, im waiting for the time to meet is all

[digital phoenix]

ripe age for middle age crisis

mid life

[knotty egret]

Wanting to hear a mans voice so badly has to be gay

[keen parrot]

nah i had my midlife crisis at 22, wonder what that means...

[west reef]

I see

[digital phoenix]

2 whole years

[hoary galleon]

i see

[west reef]

Its haram in my religion

[warm spindle]

And then she says ur too short then u have to come back to us

[keen parrot]

nah she cant pull that card shes 4'11

[digital phoenix]

why is everyone 4'11

[warm spindle]

I've seen it before

[keen parrot]

hm?

[torn snow]

I'm 4'11 too

[keen parrot]

💀

[west reef]

4'11 is short even for girls

[warm spindle]

Nah

[torn snow]

I'm a guy 💔💔

[warm spindle]

Its average i think

[hoary galleon]

I'm not 4'11 I'm like 5'3

[knotty egret]

How was working for Santa? Was he a good employer?

[warm spindle]

5'11.999999... is short though

[digital phoenix]

@lament jacinth

[knotty egret]

You might have made my gift

[keen parrot]

@west reef your ass dont pull i bet you would be happy if your girl was even 4'7

[torn snow]

🥹👍🏼 thanks for that

[west reef]

bruh, i think the spoon i eat dinner with, is taller than 4'11

[warm spindle]

No thank you

[torn snow]

He was a pervert 😮‍💨

[pallid plinth]

I'm 2'1

[hoary galleon]

dang

[torn snow]

🥲

[knotty egret]

What happened to being a Muslim

[keen parrot]

the "russian" catfish? at 23 i thought you would know better

[stuck kestrel]

4’11 is fine for girls

[west reef]

well abt that

[digital phoenix]

what russian catfish

[warm spindle]

Why can't I have you.

[digital phoenix]

and who is 23

[west reef]

dk man, shit, if that russian fooled me, fooled me good

[digital phoenix]

korus is 23?

[keen parrot]

some1 used a pfp of some insta model, and yes korus is 23

[grim edge]

@drowsy crest all day everyday

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/hinami-tokyo-ghoul-anime-girl-cry-cry-anime-gif-4711065958725208083

[digital phoenix]

thats crazy

[knotty egret]

Bro

[keen parrot]

its okay i never wanted you in the first place

[west reef]

fool me once

[knotty egret]

Was he the one with the 13 year old boy with the awful pfp

[hoary galleon]

dw Sayu it's ok to be short tho I just don't like how bc of height they get jobs easily like taller peeps get jobs shorter peeps would have a hard time for it

[west reef]

fool me twice ...

[thorny lake]

smash

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/hinami-tokyo-ghoul-anime-girl-cry-cry-anime-gif-4711065958725208083

[west reef]

ur name is Alice ...

[knotty egret]

Or what u talking about

[hoary galleon]

ooh savage

[west reef]

no dk, what u talking abt there

it seems u just joined this server anyways

[torn snow]

Yeah ik its hard for us to talk to people all i see are their chins

[knotty egret]

Yesterday here was a wild catfish in general

[west reef]

yea no

[warm spindle]

Sorry my dog got out

[keen parrot]

Korus trying to fall for every catfish possible:

[digital phoenix]

sounds fun

[digital phoenix]

looks like he already did with half his chess.com friend list

[grim edge]

Korus fell for that voice changer dudes

[hoary galleon]

they could adjust so that u can talk to them without looking up much

[grim edge]

Then fell for that Russian catfish

[digital phoenix]

very nice

[keen parrot]

nah i bet he gets off just from texts

[digital phoenix]

the amount of vc channels in this server is crazy

[stuck kestrel]

i have been preaching for 3 days now but nobody believes me on this

[torn snow]

You know i'm kidding right ?

[grim edge]

Why's there so much catfishing happening though?

[west reef]

the "catfish" they talking abt was a Biaaaatch, who found me in this server, and it was a coincidence that she found me, and i suspect thats someone whom i know from 2 years ago, but i fully dk if thats same person

[digital phoenix]

there was someone in variants voice chat this morning i didnt even know people used it

[keen parrot]

because these guys keep falling for them

[west reef]

and she talks really good russian so, idek

[grim edge]

Based on my experience, it is for the nitro

[warm spindle]

Listen korus, if u want to learn love and earn love discording, then i wish u the best, and i welcome you to nikky.com, its a good learning platform with billions learning how to catfeesh

[grim edge]

Really...?

[stuck kestrel]

there was another catfish today pretending to be an 18 year old japanese girl

[keen parrot]

i found love on discord and here is how you can too!

[hoary galleon]

u are? sorry I thought ur serious when u texted it

[digital phoenix]

bro theres no way people need to learn how to do it

[west reef]

lmfao

[grim edge]

Yess but I haven't been successful in getting nitros from e-boys

[keen parrot]

boutta write a bestselling book ong

[digital phoenix]

maybe bast will give u

[torn snow]

Haha its alright . Its nice of u to cheer me up

[stuck kestrel]

unfortunately, you have to be literate to do that

[grim edge]

Yeah 10$ a month pretty rough NGL

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/johan-liebert-gif-26111833

[grim edge]

He doesn't have Nitro

[west reef]

that biaaatch nikky, she is someone, at least i think she is someone whom i know from 2 years ago, but if not, shit some old russian man with voice changer fooled me

[thorny lake]

@west reef are u indian blud

[digital phoenix]

he doesnt need to have nitro to give nitro

[keen parrot]

yea he is

[stuck kestrel]

he is lmao

[grim edge]

Eyyy I found toxic relationship, two sides of the same coin maybe?

[digital phoenix]

bruv what

[west reef]

yea

[thorny lake]

bhai aisa na kar simp bkl

[warm spindle]

I've seen a marriage happen through discord

[keen parrot]

mine isnt toxic thankfully 🥲

[west reef]

yea

[warm spindle]

Its possible

[thorny lake]

❤️

[grim edge]

Hahahahahahaha

[grim edge]

Yet

[keen parrot]

like an online marriage or they actually got married irl

[warm spindle]

They had the last laugh

[keen parrot]

almost 6 months in and still going strong

[digital phoenix]

what if some people want to meet 40 year old men tho

[west reef]

Nahi karta, itna jyada bhi, ye sab mereko kya samaj beth, mre piche pade hue hai

[warm spindle]

Latter

[grim edge]

Noooooo wayyyyyy

[hoary galleon]

no prob

[keen parrot]

W

[stuck kestrel]

like high school relationships. they dont last long

[west reef]

wohi nikki naam ki ladki ko lekar @thorny lake

[grim edge]

See? Vim got extra motivated

[stuck kestrel]

its not love its infatuation

[warm spindle]

Nah. I was praying on their downfall for YEARS that is not normal.

[grim edge]

Smh

[keen parrot]

तुम्हारी माँ गधी है मम्म्म

[hoary galleon]

i agree, I've been there

[thorny lake]

bhai school college mei ladkiya dhund discord pe nhi milegi 💀 💀

[grim edge]

Oh I was dating sum for almost a year I think? Anyway learnt LDR aren't for me and neither are relationships as a whole at this point in my life. But all the best and hope it keeps going strong!

[west reef]

Teri maa gandhi hoga bsdk

[thorny lake]

🤯

[warm spindle]

But then I was an ugly single incel

[thorny lake]

mahatma gandhi

[west reef]

Nahi yar, discord pe itna dudhta bhi nahi mai

[grim edge]

You were at a highschool? Doing what?

[digital phoenix]

tu madre!

[grim edge]

Dw you are still are

[warm spindle]

Now I am a sigma chad Grindleton dropshipper

[stuck kestrel]

is vimun bande ke sath baat na karo, is ka demagh kharab hai or jab ye bore ho jaye to mods ko bola leta hain

[keen parrot]

hm yeah i get it, usually LDR dont really work out unless you really plan to meet and make it happen

[stuck kestrel]

acha hai ke chup ho jao

[warm spindle]

Time moves things change

[keen parrot]

ke chup

[grim edge]

Yet you stay the same

[west reef]

thik hai bhai, ye vimun sala harami hai,

[thorny lake]

1600 soon

[keen parrot]

hey dont call me a bastard

[grim edge]

Yeah I'm too comfortable here to move life for another person

[warm spindle]

You know what really does not change though? Your voice changer.

[stuck kestrel]

pata hai muje. isliye mai bhi nahi karta is gay admi se batein

[hoary galleon]

I've been in a relationship before but it didn't last long and now I would try on self improvement

[grim edge]

Don't mention it. It will trigger Korus

[west reef]

acha

[keen parrot]

tbh its kinda wild that im considering moving from sweden to SEA, but yeah love has no bounds ig

[hoary galleon]

I'm doing studiying

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/สาวไทย-ayutthaya-ไทยสไตล์-thai-ชุดไทย-gif-17632876

[grim edge]

I was making a joke-

[thorny lake]

lassi bkl (offend mat hona)

[digital phoenix]

guess what website i have open

[west reef]

bruh

[thorny lake]

hmmmm lichess!

[warm spindle]

Forgot

[azure heart]

chesskid

[digital phoenix]

nice try but no

[stuck kestrel]

is server ke liye acha tip ye hai ke jin logon ke naam me pride pawn ho to un se baat na ki jayein, kiun ke wo sare pappu bachein hein

[digital phoenix]

its gmail.com

[hoary galleon]

I feel like I'm bad at identifiying jokes bc I took it seriously

[west reef]

Oh no, the Thai Boy girls, their massage is sth else

[grim edge]

LMFAO AHAHAHAHA mine was the opposite if you cut out the East part

[thorny lake]

damn i was close

[keen parrot]

hey dont talk trash abt my pride prawn

[digital phoenix]

siu

[grim edge]

Or maybe it was just a bad joke and you're all good :)

[thorny lake]

THAILUND

[west reef]

han, yeh Pride Pawn emoji wale sare harami hai

thai lund lmao

[stuck kestrel]

sahi mein

thori say baat par rone lagte hain

[west reef]

they craybabies

[thorny lake]

go back again

[stuck kestrel]

aur mods bhi un ko ziada pasand karte hain or favour karte hain

[digital phoenix]

我喜欢吃冰淇淋

[west reef]

not surprised, they are western, west has fallen, morally

[keen parrot]

the west has fallen...

[digital phoenix]

i summoned the tldr with the bing chilling

[keen parrot]

millions must pride

[stuck kestrel]

english mein baat ki tum ne. abhi dobara bakna shuru kar de ga

[digital phoenix]

@nimble niche appear bing chilling

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/mohammed-hijab-wallahi-you're-finished-you're-finished-gif-15163269547529375421

[stuck kestrel]

no, thankfully.

[thorny lake]

i like ur cream

[digital phoenix]

yes

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/mohamed-hijab-youre-finished-gif-19457680

[stuck kestrel]

i love this dude hes really funny

[keen parrot]

buddy got the happy ending i bet

[nimble niche]

your favourite ching chong has entered

[west reef]

yes, Mohammad Hijab the goat

[warm spindle]

Happy ending to a game?

[stuck kestrel]

bro he just said ching chong

[digital phoenix]

of all things u ping on that

[warm spindle]

Blud is not sorry

[keen parrot]

happy ending to a thai massage if yk what i mean

[nimble niche]

im chinese tf

[digital phoenix]

lets just ignore people calling each other bastards and ping mods on ching chong

[stuck kestrel]

doubt

[digital phoenix]

freddy the racist pawn

oh ur the ttbruh guy

[stuck kestrel]

racist

[digital phoenix]

i dont like u anymore

what

[warm spindle]

Blud enterd a Sbeve and came out a ndage

[digital phoenix]

ur racist

[west reef]

what language isthis

[hoary galleon]

don't include me In this when I didn't said anything bad

[warm spindle]

Japanese

[west reef]

ok

[digital phoenix]

spanish

[keen parrot]

swedish

[warm spindle]

Blud enterd a Sbeve and came out a ndage

[west reef]

seems u know japanes, bahasa indonesia and spanish

[warm spindle]

Blud enterd a Sbeve and came out a ndageBlud enterd a Sbeve and came out a ndage@grim edge @grim edge

[digital phoenix]

what is japanese for japanese actually

[grim edge]

I see books in that about me, what're your favourite books?

[nimble niche]

日本语 but in traditional

[digital phoenix]

bro this shit is chinese

[nimble niche]

i don't have a traditional keyboard

[west reef]

dont Japanese hate chinese ?

[upbeat viper]

ni hon go

[nimble niche]

nihongo

[upbeat viper]

that's what's written

ye

[west reef]

ok

[warm spindle]

Mi ho yo

[west reef]

Ni hon go

[upbeat viper]

ma yo naise

[west reef]

Nihao ma, Ho se ha ?

[upbeat viper]

ON AN ESCALATOR

[west reef]

Nihao , konichiwa

[digital phoenix]

thats good

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9g1WHfZgaM

[grim edge]

What

[hoary galleon]

I could tell my fav genres but books is not much bc I don't have a physical book I would read an e book instead bx I can't affort to buy a book online

[digital phoenix]

do u not have a library

[warm spindle]

I. Am. Bread.

Meep. Hehe... zoinks scoob

T-pose am I right gang?

[grim edge]

That's fair, I don't have physical copies as well. Do share the genre that you're most interested in and if you've got a Goodreads account feel free to drop that aswell!

[digital phoenix]

do u need an ambulance

[grim edge]

i am 1200 . who wants to play bullet ?

[fossil nymph]

Millions of cheeks must be clapped

[digital phoenix]

i can if u dont mind the rating difference

[hoary galleon]

we have one in my school but most of the books are subject related like science maths etc

[digital phoenix]

under analysis

[warm spindle]

Billions even

[grim edge]

np , send me link on dm

[upbeat viper]

it's just a factor of 2

[digital phoenix]

alr

[hoary galleon]

connected with what?

[warm spindle]

Are you trying to ruin my life

[grim edge]

7:15 am rn on a school night and I just convinced my mom not to take me so I can play chess 😎

Idk

[hoary galleon]

well idk why it's there

[warm spindle]

Huge L

[grim edge]

Huh

[hoary galleon]

is it a bad thing?

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[hoary galleon]

how?

[hoary galleon]

that's a stereotype even people who are mostly outgoing can play chess as well

[keen parrot]

chess is for introverted nerds with no friends which is why I'm good at it

[nimble niche]

chess is for aspiring alchemists who lock themselves in their room all day

[native sequoia]

Cap🧢

[keen parrot]

if you are extroverted playing chess you probably suck

[nimble niche]

hi both

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge

[desert nimbus]

Not really

[keen parrot]

let me cope

[fossil nymph]

@grim edge I would mog u irl

[nimble niche]

chess is for university students who spend all their time working on their phd thesis

[native sequoia]

Any 500-800s wanna challenge me

[fossil nymph]

You too @digital phoenix

atheist how do u think the universe was created

[hoary galleon]

ur an introvert when being aroun peeps drain u it's the opposite for extroverts

[keen parrot]

i saw that dahlia

[fossil nymph]

Cast do you wanna play a blitz game

[upbeat viper]

she's cringe af

[keen parrot]

get a room you two jesus

[fossil nymph]

If I win I get your number

👻

[stuck kestrel]

why would u say that about ur love

[keen parrot]

even me and mickey didn't do this shit in public

[boreal cosmos]

sup

[upbeat viper]

[fossil nymph]

what is up my Latvian brother!

[grim edge]

bye chat

[hoary galleon]

oh

[fossil nymph]

Lydia u fr gonna ghost me now

[stuck kestrel]

why, bast will be sad without i

do u speak hindi? and did tldr get timed out?

[fossil nymph]

krži çu mälmo @stuck kestrel ?

[stuck kestrel]

malmo? nah

[nimble niche]

sup nerd

[stuck kestrel]

Karachi

[fossil nymph]

lûa huâ niû

[stuck kestrel]

chup karo

[keen parrot]

hes not lying yk

[upbeat viper]

he is tho'

[stuck kestrel]

bing chilling

[nimble niche]

bast and dahlia star crossed lovers

[keen parrot]

i know your heart might lie somewhere else basty but maybe it's time to settle down

[stuck kestrel]

u 2 are literally still in vc together

[upbeat viper]

[stuck kestrel]

basty why did u friendzone dahlia, shes heartbroken now

[grim edge]

I'm under 300 elo

[stuck kestrel]

look at the caption of the vc 😔

[grim edge]

someone got friendzoned and it's not me

[keen parrot]

she just ain't the one

[stuck kestrel]

heartbreak

[grim edge]

Ooga booga

[upbeat viper]

wdym

you literally did

[stuck kestrel]

its u. ive read the caption. its ok dont be sad, theres plenty of fish in the sea

[fossil nymph]

E dating lmfaooo

[upbeat viper]

cwinge

[grim edge]

bye chat

[stuck kestrel]

cringe as shit

[fossil nymph]

I bench more than u

[hoary galleon]

bai bai

[keen parrot]

hah imagine loving someone you met here couldn't be me

[fossil nymph]

And have a higher rating

[upbeat viper]

imagine

[cunning pasture]

even I would friendzone

[upbeat viper]

rapid