💬〡general-off-topic

[peak plank]

aint I 2-1 vs you?

[random drum]

This guy adopted me

[mystic stream]

play me

[peak plank]

nah, im gonna keep my postive score

???

[torpid lintel]

What going on with tortoise

[digital phoenix]

little snitch

[peak plank]

why would I report somthing fake

[stone quiver]

Snitch😱

[mystic stream]

i know

[peak plank]

apparently I think everyone in chat is in a higher math than you

[digital phoenix]

are u

[raw walrus]

what math u in

[stone quiver]

We are currently at trigonometric functions

[peak plank]

my math thankfully is easier learning asymptotes or smth

[mystic stream]

im in a class called 6th grade math and investigation

[raw walrus]

like algebra 2?

or is that further

[peak plank]

yeah, honors

[warped vigil]

Alg 2 was fun

[light cosmos]

Me personally I like physics

[raw walrus]

i remember doing absolutely nothing my class shi was lightwork

[stone quiver]

Me too

[raw walrus]

and then precalc honors hit like a truck but managed to pull through

[peak plank]

physics is just equasions

[mystic stream]

wow bro had to specify honors algebra 2, not like its the same class except weighted

[warped vigil]

I hate my physics class

Thermodynamics is no fun at all

[peak plank]

suprisingly isnt ig

[random drum]

NO FCK

[mystic stream]

i prefer 3rd grade math because we learn multiplication!

[random drum]

I just fcked up

I clicked on a link sent by lucy

[covert cosmos]

:3

[warped vigil]

💀 get a new computer

[mystic stream]

yeah thats valid

[stone quiver]

i love thermodynamics

[warped vigil]

I like calculus

[little berry]

Geometry was fun. Actually dealing with real things

[mystic stream]

no u dont stop lying to urself

[light cosmos]

I like science

[peak plank]

I like slamming my face into a wall

[covert cosmos]

geometry dash???????

[warped vigil]

I actually do. It's the only class I can pass without passing the tests

[mystic stream]

i like being a grandmaster in chess

[raw walrus]

i thought i was good at math till i took calc

[little berry]

Idk what that is

[random drum]

it was a google form link about some chesscom game review flaws. I did it 4-5 weeks ago

[normal hatch]

Only geometry I know

[warped vigil]

If I had to learn the calculus I'd hate it

[peak plank]

still waiting for 2.201 to coe out on mobile so I can get practice music hack

[light cosmos]

A square plus b square = c square

[mystic stream]

no way really

[peak plank]

c sqaured like fabi?

[covert cosmos]

yes

[warped vigil]

2a + 2b = 2c

[restive crater]

Squared*

[glossy radish]

what.. slopes?? that shit is so easy

[light cosmos]

Ik some random old Roman dude made the thing

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/curse-gif-7300354

[stone quiver]

Life feels great without calculus

[mystic stream]

wait wasn't his name like pythagoren or something

[raw walrus]

agreed... stats rn is a nice refreshing break from calc

[little berry]

That's a alot of squares for a triangle equation

[random drum]

shut up Ni||hal||

[light cosmos]

Idk 💀

[warped vigil]

I only need 50% on all the calculus tests to get an A in the class 😎

[glossy radish]

i’m not sure what you mean?

[mystic stream]

nuggets

[grim edge]

Pythagoras was his name…

[mystic stream]

rise over run 💀

[glossy radish]

oh. y over x

[mystic stream]

y2-y1
x2-x1

[warped vigil]

Any math below calc isn't really math

[glossy radish]

yeah i just don’t type that out

[warped vigil]

algebra isn't real math

[mystic stream]

mhm sure

[warped vigil]

it's just arithmetic

[mystic stream]

calc is useless math though

[mystic stream]

when are u going to use calculus in real life

[warped vigil]

no

[raw walrus]

depends on the major

[grim edge]

It’s definitely not… it’s used in physics so often…

[glossy radish]

never

[warped vigil]

calc is really useful for passing them calc classes

[tropic beacon]

@tepid raft

[mystic stream]

in the normal human being when are you going to use calculus

[raw walrus]

yeah exactly or even in finance

[stone quiver]

are you sure

[vestal turret]

Y1,x1

[warped vigil]

fairly sure

[mystic stream]

what did u get on the ap calc exam bucko

[warped vigil]

i haven't taken it yet

[mystic stream]

woah

[warped vigil]

taking it this year

[mystic stream]

outstanding work

[light cosmos]

Imagine if Vsauce played chess

[warped vigil]

and I'm going to get a 3

[mystic stream]

💀 a 3>?

[raw walrus]

5

[grim edge]

Don’t take it so literally, for the average person, mathematics is simply supposed to develop your problem solving, logic, and reasoning skills…

[glossy radish]

unity what maths are you taking

[warped vigil]

I get 3s on my ap tests

[mystic stream]

why

[vestal turret]

Guys what are pride pawns?

[mystic stream]

idk man

pawns that are prideful

[little berry]

Rainbow pawns

[warped vigil]

[raw walrus]

leftist tactics

[glossy radish]

i have an answer

[normal hatch]

Gay pawns

[vestal turret]

Lg tv?

[woeful grove]

I’m high asf right now bruh

[warped vigil]

leg tov?

[glossy radish]

no

they have a bf

[vestal turret]

They are local brands

[mystic stream]

i dont think u should be asking the 13 yera old 7th grdaer for advice

[glossy radish]

well yes technically

[raw walrus]

tough

[warped vigil]

is anyone here 16+?

[raw walrus]

im 16

[warped vigil]

I suppose some are

[mystic stream]

i dont think u should be asking anyone here for help, this is a chess server

[glossy radish]

L+ratio

[warped vigil]

I found some crazy prep today

[raw walrus]

game is game

[peak plank]

?

[glossy radish]

unity can you help me with maths

[mystic stream]

in what

[glossy radish]

it’s triangle proofing

geometry yes

[mystic stream]

yikes, proofs

[glossy radish]

they’re easy

[mystic stream]

still a yikes

[raw walrus]

yikes indeed

[glossy radish]

i’m just reviewing

but i’m sped and need help

[warped vigil]

trying to find it

[median saffron]

pookie

[glossy radish]

okay

[median saffron]

why

[warped vigil]

Behold

[median saffron]

holding

[covert cosmos]

fun

[warped vigil]

This is actually gonna be my otb prep

perfectly sound

[glossy radish]

this is easy asf but i cant think rn

[azure heart]

use chatgpt

[raw walrus]

chat gpt is mid at math

[glossy radish]

unity. i got the answer within two seconds. what’s the answer

[azure heart]

if you say so

[glossy radish]

unity just left

[mystic stream]

damn bruh i gotta make so many new files for my openings now

[drowsy crest]

Vertically opposite angles and alternate interior angles?

[glossy radish]

no. sas

[drowsy crest]

oh those

[glossy radish]

no

[drowsy crest]

I mean AAA should still work we are only proving similarity

I have forgotten this shit

[glossy radish]

this next one is for you

for unity only

i got the answer already

[grim edge]

i almost failed geometry lmao i cant help

[glossy radish]

i never asked you

[drowsy crest]

def of cong

[drowsy crest]

you are right

[twin moon]

I f* hate those

[twin moon]

I f* hate geometry in general

I had to do those earlier this year

[glossy radish]

yeah

[peak plank]

and you said I was bad at proofs...

[twin moon]

Like this exact IXL

[glossy radish]

i was doing what unity said

[peak plank]

tbf I have not done geo in a long time

[glossy radish]

i knew the answer

[drowsy crest]

wait

[glossy radish]

he said def of congruence 💀

[raw walrus]

bruh ur in a2h wasnt that literally last year for you

[warm spindle]

el jeff

[glossy radish]

ur just shit

[drowsy crest]

arent corresponding parts of Congruent triangles the same as def of cong?

[raw walrus]

real

[glossy radish]

bs

[drowsy crest]

bro I just did those last year its like its been a decade

[peak plank]

a year is quite long, relative to some, not asm uch to some

[raw walrus]

well good news is that you wont ever have to use these in higher math

proofs? I didnt see any

[drowsy crest]

bro trigo is something else completely what

[raw walrus]

my a2h class was integrated with trig so

not sure

[warm spindle]

u dont use trig in proving congruency

at least GEOMETRICALLY

[brisk ingot]

Best book for chess openings?

Ligma ballzz?

[fallen valley]

People don't make many books on "chess openings" in general. They usually write them on a specific one

[raw walrus]

dont fixate on openings you are below 1k

[peak plank]

I know one

FCO.

Fundemental Chess Openings

though tbh you could prob get the same value off your own studies

[fallen valley]

And that is just pointless in the age of databases

[peak plank]

yeah ofc

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Christian Dávila (guacxaxmole)

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Rapid: 1319 (peak)
Blitz: 777 (885 peak)

[fallen valley]

There's some user on this server that is a huge proponent of using the FCO still

I would rock that

[brisk ingot]

How do I update my profile

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1319 (peak)
Blitz: 777 (885 peak)

[brisk ingot]

That's not right. My user name has changed

[flint junco]

bro

wait wrong account

[glossy radish]

help

i need help on maths

[drowsy crest]

nuh uh

[glossy radish]

:(

yes. american thing

but fr i need help bro i don’t understand ratios and proportions

wdym

[viscid jacinth]

Tf

[glossy radish]

@fallen valley deep wake up pls pls pls i need help math pls help

[viscid jacinth]

Ratio is just division duh

[glossy radish]

my school shut down our accounts

[fallen valley]

I'm not a math student but I may be able to help

[glossy radish]

it’s really easy to you i’m doing ratios and proportions

[viscid jacinth]

Which field

[fallen valley]

I'm a psychology/Spanish double major

[glossy radish]

15

[viral epoch]

Curl ups?

[mystic stream]

Curl deez

[viscid jacinth]

Oh so you manipulate people emotions

[glossy radish]

fun

[fallen valley]

Okay I figured it out

[random drum]

deep can u sing for me

[fallen valley]

Not right now

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/don’t-make-me-beg-gif-18284150441593567102

[glossy radish]

what the answer kind sir

[mystic stream]

How to do net and total ionic equations pls help

[random drum]

v u are not in math server ? it has 180k members ask there for help. their are many uni students too

[glossy radish]

no i’m scared of them

[random drum]

15 is easy

[glossy radish]

and?

[random drum]

just convert feet in cm

then add x with ratios

[glossy radish]

what

[random drum]

their sum would be the perimeter

then find the value of x

[fallen valley]

@glossy radish you need to make all of the fractions equal. You can do this by making them all x/24. Then you multiply 4.75 by largest of the ratios. I think.

[glossy radish]

wha the fcjk

[glossy radish]

…

sigh

[coral quartz]

Tf why u so smart?

[fallen valley]

I'm not doing your work for you

But I'll help guide you

[glossy radish]

lame

[random drum]

just rotate it send it again

[glossy radish]

no

[random drum]

I can try this easy peasy

[peak plank]

🔼

tbh its not hard

[viral epoch]

2 + 2 =

[fallen valley]

God delivered upon me the ability to teach

[drowsy crest]

why do yall need help with maths 💀

[coral quartz]

Are you a professor or something?

[random drum]

It's like 2+2 for me

[drowsy crest]

like just be asian lmao

[digital phoenix]

of all things too

[random drum]

It's easiest question of 9th grade

[glossy radish]

you think

[digital phoenix]

like someone solve my bio questions fr

[fallen valley]

Hopefully one day 🙂

[random drum]

I am in 9th grade

[pure jacinth]

I'm scared now

[glossy radish]

ok and? im in eighth i don’t give a shit

[drowsy crest]

fr

[peak plank]

its an 8th question

[random drum]

u are in 8th?

[viral epoch]

What's a perimeter

[random drum]

mb

[glossy radish]

it’s not even eighth grade math it’s more like seventh grade math

[random drum]

sum of all sides

[drowsy crest]

length of the outer surface of an object

[glossy radish]

I DIDNT LEARN THIS

[pure jacinth]

I just realised that I face revealed and I should delete that photo

[peak plank]

you dont need to

[glossy radish]

ALSO DEEP THAT MADE NO SENSE

[viral epoch]

Thanks

[glossy radish]

i don’t understand

[pure jacinth]

OK take 2
Jan krzystof duda watching my stories

[drowsy crest]

what question is you solving

[glossy radish]

15

[viral epoch]

Pixal my native language ain't english

[fallen valley]

I think. I thought of two possible ways to solve the equation and that one seemed to make the most sense

[drowsy crest]

which book 💀

[glossy radish]

what?

why tf does that matter

[drowsy crest]

How do I know which question is 15 😭

[glossy radish]

bruh

[glossy radish]

it made no sense to me

[random drum]

what about mine. add x with each ratio and add it. it would be equal to perimeter and then find the value of x.

[latent canopy]

the elo rise continues

still waiting for a tilt of 200

[random drum]

just send the question again dumbass

[glossy radish]

that’s the same thing he did

wait that’s the same thing

[viral epoch]

Circumference

[glossy radish]

@fallen valley i understand it now

[random drum]

Maybe I can send u solution?

[grim edge]

Hey Mitzu

[glossy radish]

thanks old man

[grim edge]

Hey V

[fallen valley]

I'm proud of you

[grim edge]

Hey Ocean

[random drum]

hufff

[viral epoch]

Heyyy Mashu sashu !!

[twin moon]

Finally back to 1850 for real, i still gotta get double my current strength to make it to 2000 but it’s progress

[fallen valley]

Hey Mash

[grim edge]

Hey Ben

[random drum]

Small talk

[twin moon]

Heyo Mash

[drowsy crest]

Oh I found the question

[pure jacinth]

Now I'm scared to post ig stories 😭

[grim edge]

Aren’t you like 13?

[viral epoch]

Just win

[random drum]

obv

she's in 8th grade

[drowsy crest]

@fallen valley I am gonna throw quetsion at you with consistently get harder, try this

I just saw this on the SAT sub

[twin moon]

I was at 1950 before, but that logic didn’t seem to work then

[random drum]

deep ocean is now known as teacher

[grim edge]

Oh… why am I talking to people this young… I should go.

[twin moon]

I just got lucky and got a bunch of weak opponents though, so I don’t consider that my real peak

[random drum]

I thought u got locked out

[drowsy crest]

guess whose back

[viral epoch]

Don't tilt

[random drum]

I felt sad tbh

[twin moon]

^ @viral epoch

[random drum]

maybe

[drowsy crest]

I am back now dw :3

[random drum]

fobby do u want math server link?

[viral epoch]

You're not permitted to tilr

[random drum]

in dm

[drowsy crest]

Nah I am already too good at it

[twin moon]

I wouldn’t say it was tilt

I just was physically incapable of playing after my luck streak was over

I got through 1800 in a week so it checks out

[pure jacinth]

Should I be scared?

[digital phoenix]

as we all are

[drowsy crest]

Sure bro, whats 2+2

[viral epoch]

I'm so good at chess, tomorrow I'll be 2900

[latent canopy]

i think this is me atm

[random drum]

Find no of E's. (Idk myself how many E's are there )
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEF.

[latent canopy]

im up 158 elo in a day surely its time before my luck runs out

and go on a fat "tilt"

[viral epoch]

9

[twin moon]

Ye, but where I’m at is the best imo

Even if it feels terrible, I’m losing constantly but learning more than ever

[random drum]

idk

[digital phoenix]

@keen parrot ur fat

[viral epoch]

They're not hard to see

[twin moon]

Anyways I gtg since I gotta wake up at 5, I’ll see y’all later

[languid oak]

wasup gang

[covert cosmos]

yipee

[languid oak]

yooo it worked

i just hit 500

[peak plank]

nice

[grim edge]

Hey pixel

[peak plank]

hello

[grim edge]

Hey kirby

[covert cosmos]

where venti

[glossy radish]

i lied i didn’t understand if

how do i multiply all of them to 24

[grim edge]

Uhm since I got a real personn sooo

[glossy radish]

i’m not. stop speaking for me u piece of shit

[covert cosmos]

:(** **

[drowsy crest]

same question?

[viral epoch]

Here is Ven ven

[covert cosmos]

me fr

[grim edge]

But I still like venti smh

[glossy radish]

yes

[grim edge]

Im just matching pfp with my partner

[covert cosmos]

ok

[mystic stream]

Sin and cosine so painful

[covert cosmos]

kirby when

[grim edge]

Bruh I just played a 91% accuracy game without even paying attention lol

[digital phoenix]

an unlit candle lights no monkeys

[covert cosmos]

its only when you're not paying attention

[grim edge]

Well I'm not right now lol

[viral epoch]

Sin is evil, fight the temptations

[covert cosmos]

when you're locked in you get 8284738 blunders

[grim edge]

He or she played the london so easy win

[grim edge]

Lol so true

[covert cosmos]

💀 for real

[green jungle]

Don’t do sin, cos that’s bad

[mystic stream]

Soh cah toa

[peak plank]

instead, get a tan

[green jungle]

PEMDAS

[viral epoch]

Cirrin thinks Cirrin is Snowies'??

[green jungle]

Ew

[green jungle]

Awha

[peak plank]

arch

also cirrin changed his name again

[viral epoch]

Sweetie is eternal

[drowsy crest]

eh its pretty ez you want me to explain it or just google it lol

2.19 is the answer

[covert cosmos]

gd 2.2??????

[drowsy crest]

f is gd

[covert cosmos]

grometry desh

[drowsy crest]

yes indeed

[covert cosmos]

fire in the hole

[drowsy crest]

watch them run

[minor spoke]

Hi bots

Its me

[peak plank]

bot

[digital phoenix]

most useless shit

[covert cosmos]

e

[glossy radish]

chat i finally understand it

[glossy radish]

found it thanks

[grim edge]

ok

[drowsy crest]

NOWHERE TO RUN

[bright glade]

so how'd you do it?

[restive storm]

ceo of math

[digital phoenix]

you want to play lets play

[bright glade]

i cant remember the rest of the voicelines

[drowsy crest]

Wherrr is everyone haiding

[digital phoenix]

hey! im pissed!

come on lets go

open up the sky

they will cower

off your feet

[glossy radish]

idk my mum did it

[bright glade]

you are powerless

i'll be back

[digital phoenix]

what

[bright glade]

yoru

[digital phoenix]

bro pulled out the terminator shit

[grim edge]

Hey unity

[restive storm]

does anyone know who the ceo of math is

[glossy radish]

i found lcm

[digital phoenix]

is it actually

[bright glade]

pretty sure

[grim edge]

What lc

[restive storm]

lichess

[minor spoke]

s

[bright glade]

well how i did it is like, usually the ratios sum up to 1, so when the given ratios only summed to 0.54, i divided 1 by 0.54 to get the value to multiply the answer i get from multiplying 1/4 with 4.75 and that gives 2.19

idk if you'll understand this yapping and i don't know if i wanna explain it but yeah

[glossy radish]

what.

[bright glade]

exactly

[glossy radish]

i’m just gonna ignore u

[bright glade]

lmao

[glossy radish]

my brain just hurting

[restive storm]

bro is the yappster of yaptropoilis

[digital phoenix]

@bright glade ill handle this

[bright glade]

true

[digital phoenix]

ill be back is the e ability

oh wait

[restive storm]

I know math what happened but I suck

[minor spoke]

Crazy

[minor spoke]

Everyday

[glossy radish]

pretty much

[minor spoke]

n

[restive storm]

3

[minor spoke]

No

[glossy radish]

h

[restive storm]

4

[glossy radish]

spspsppspspsppss

[minor spoke]

||i t y i s g a y||

[glossy radish]

titty tat

[glossy radish]

unity face reveal

[minor spoke]

Finish the sentence...

[glossy radish]

mb that’s chocolate

[restive storm]

you wouldn't want to know the name of the character that I just sent

[glossy radish]

unity

[drowsy crest]

Chat, do not eat tacos with hot sauce

[minor spoke]

What

[drowsy crest]

I repeat do not eat tacos with hot sauce

[glossy radish]

no shit

[restive storm]

incorrect

[minor spoke]

How stupid r u...

[drowsy crest]

I regret doing it

[glossy radish]

black sperm

[grim edge]

...

[glossy radish]

opm

idk

[digital phoenix]

how stupid r u

[minor spoke]

Excuse me what

[glossy radish]

stupid enough to not be able to solve basic proofs

[minor spoke]

💀

[glossy radish]

is it not?

[restive storm]

it is

[glossy radish]

see

[minor spoke]

Nah wtf ive nvr heard of that

[restive storm]

it's black sperm

[glossy radish]

me neither

[minor spoke]

Tf is black sperm

[restive storm]

google

[glossy radish]

i’m scared

[restive storm]

google it

[glossy radish]

i did

[minor spoke]

Good idea

[restive storm]

it's not nsfw promise

[glossy radish]

i’m failing my math

[minor spoke]

Unitys first good idea

[glossy radish]

am i wrong

[minor spoke]

Ok bro nsfw tag

[glossy radish]

ew stop

[restive storm]

that's not what I freaking got

[minor spoke]

LMAOOOOOO

[glossy radish]

see? stuoid

cuz u suck

[minor spoke]

Unity ur hilarious

[glossy radish]

stoopid

[minor spoke]

❤️

[glossy radish]

join plant gang 🌱

i don’t need a gf

i could have one

[minor spoke]

Goddamn

😭

[glossy radish]

yes

[digital phoenix]

leaf

[glossy radish]

join

[digital phoenix]

no

[minor spoke]

Dont learn from him

[glossy radish]

what’s the problem

[digital phoenix]

ur not gonna get banned

[glossy radish]

i’m curious

[covert cosmos]

e

[glossy radish]

i mean i ain’t gay but i would do it jsut to prove you wrong

[digital phoenix]

no theyw ont

u just need to bring the rainbow pawn back oin

[glossy radish]

i’m invincible

banned

[digital phoenix]

well summarized

[covert cosmos]

russia

[minor spoke]

Lowk not an invalid argument

[glossy radish]

idgaf as long as they don’t get me involved in their bs

they haven’t so far

[minor spoke]

Didnt u just say that u want to be

[digital phoenix]

i havent played football for a week i feel fat now

[glossy radish]

no

[minor spoke]

LOL FAX

[glossy radish]

i meant irl people

[digital phoenix]

bro lucy is a menace to society

[glossy radish]

lucy gone

[restive storm]

did lucy for real cheat

[covert cosmos]

w

[glossy radish]

yes

[covert cosmos]

probably

[restive storm]

lol

[digital phoenix]

yes and still in denial

[glossy radish]

look at lucy’s games

[restive storm]

what's her elo without cheats

[glossy radish]

i’m talking about the normal lgbtq people

the ones that don’t do weird bs

they do. i know two chill people

three

[covert cosmos]

i know one

[glossy radish]

sigh

[minor spoke]

Do u not count as one

[digital phoenix]

1200 i think would work not sure

i feel like her otb rating is cap tho

[minor spoke]

Wannabe

[minor spoke]

💀

[glossy radish]

i found a list of ip addresses

[digital phoenix]

wnm my ass

[minor spoke]

...

[digital phoenix]

they should give me wnm title

[glossy radish]

i was just googling maths

[minor spoke]

Nowayujustsaidmaths

[glossy radish]

just be trans her easy title

[restive storm]

do you guys want a funny story

[glossy radish]

maths? what’s wrong

[minor spoke]

no 💀

[digital phoenix]

i will not sacrifice my dignity for a shit title

[covert cosmos]

same (not master)

[minor spoke]

Nobody in the states says that 😭

[grim edge]

I love math

[restive storm]

are you sure
I can write the entire script for it

[glossy radish]

i say maths

[digital phoenix]

i shredded a wim

[minor spoke]

Guys i am WGM

[digital phoenix]

give me the title

[glossy radish]

stfu

[minor spoke]

?what

[glossy radish]

hi

[digital phoenix]

i havent beaten an nm so

[glossy radish]

trash

[digital phoenix]

wims are worse than nms

[digital phoenix]

i havent even faced one

[minor spoke]

But WGM better than both

[glossy radish]

i beat mittens i’m simply the best

[bright glade]

saved from adoption

[minor spoke]

Gee thanks

[glossy radish]

if you do good luck

las is two games away from adopting me

[digital phoenix]

dogshit for real

[restive storm]

does no one want the story

[minor spoke]

?what

[bright glade]

why even blur ur name when everything else is visible

[glossy radish]

he wasn’t lying

[digital phoenix]

fair enough

well i guess u get the name only if u care enough

[minor spoke]

AFM is legit 'A Fe Male'

[digital phoenix]

and yet im better than all of them

[glossy radish]

I KNEW IT LAS IS A GIRL

[digital phoenix]

the title is just there cos i wanted something next to my name

im 1200 fide im not getting shit

[glossy radish]

we’ll be waiting

[digital phoenix]

i have to win like 20 tournaments to get up

[glossy radish]

hi

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[minor spoke]

Get 1000 rating

[glossy radish]

!shuddupiwasfonnadothag:(

[sage light]

Rawr never play f6

[digital phoenix]

also i beat another 1810 this year

[glossy radish]

k ba ent done hw bye

[sage light]

Always play king b1

[minor spoke]

Bro neuro is lurking

[primal fern]

4 players named muhammed haha

[glossy radish]

my screen is wet from grapes

[covert cosmos]

im crazy

[digital phoenix]

most normal tournament

[drowsy crest]

bro those names are bigger than my essays

[minor spoke]

OMG istg shutup

[glossy radish]

grape in mouth

[covert cosmos]

graep

[glossy radish]

yes he is end of discussion

[digital phoenix]

its choclate without the o

[drowsy crest]

I like my grapes how I like my men

[minor spoke]

Choclates r never gay

[bright glade]

do the 100 second clicker

[glossy radish]

peeled

[digital phoenix]

red

[primal fern]

stobbit

[drowsy crest]

25 at a time

[digital phoenix]

like red indians

[minor spoke]

I have 5 gfs

[covert cosmos]

my hand would die

[bright glade]

thats the point

[glossy radish]

i like three

[covert cosmos]

(gay friends)

[drowsy crest]

green

[covert cosmos]

😭

[restive storm]

I can only do that if I position my mouse sideways and butterfly click

[drowsy crest]

major skill issue

[minor spoke]

Where did u come from.. 😐

[glossy radish]

bye gonna do homework

[minor spoke]

Forever

[glossy radish]

yeah

[restive storm]

joever

[digital phoenix]

thoughts

[glossy radish]

o pink

[restive storm]

what's that valorant

[digital phoenix]

yes

[restive storm]

get off valorant

[minor spoke]

Im legends league

[glossy radish]

so laggy

[digital phoenix]

no

[sage light]

good don’t

[digital phoenix]

my laptop cant handle cs2 so unlucky

[glossy radish]

i should try playing val again

[restive storm]

that was my thoughts

[sage light]

stale game full of soft people that report you for every little thing

[minor spoke]

Imagine not playing pacman

[digital phoenix]

its more of the game automodding small words

[sage light]

You can’t even play 1 game without a 2 week ban☠️

[digital phoenix]

like cancer and midget

[glossy radish]

my aim is shit

how do i test my aim rq

[minor spoke]

Good no threat irl

[sage light]

And your teammates are always the most insufferable people

[digital phoenix]

full match chat ban

[glossy radish]

oh not irl. my aim irl is better than most

[sage light]

Valorant players are either the nicest people or most conceited

[digital phoenix]

my team is always fun

[minor spoke]

How do uk.............?

[glossy radish]

what

[sage light]

Well I used to play ranked so that explains my experience

[digital phoenix]

uh fun or literally zero comms

[minor spoke]

Because theyre scared that theyll get it

[digital phoenix]

maybe dont go so high rank

[sage light]

Cus valorant players are weird

And then when you say something back you get banned and they don’t!

[sage light]

It occurred in all ranks for me

I find minecraft a better game

[bright glade]

scroll test

[minor spoke]

Guys im Senz

[glossy radish]

hey guys i have a question

for this i jsut add up all and set it equal to 180 right

[minor spoke]

What

[glossy radish]

3x+6x+1x=180

[minor spoke]

Yeah

[sage light]

Are you in year 7

[minor spoke]

That works

[glossy radish]

thanks coco

[digital phoenix]

x = 18

[glossy radish]

eight

[minor spoke]

Quick maths

[glossy radish]

i was about to say no but i just realised i added wrong

[sage light]

Damn i did that in year 9

These youths getting smarter

[digital phoenix]

skill issue

[glossy radish]

it’s supposed to be year 7 bs but i skipped

[minor spoke]

Can i take this moment to flex

[bright glade]

died

[sage light]

Why you normal clicking

[echo kestrel]

Lol

[sage light]

Real ones drag click

[glossy radish]

my turn

[bright glade]

100 seconds + didnt learn techniques

[sage light]

Good don’t learn techniques

[bright glade]

i cant drag click on my mouse

[sage light]

You will end up with carpal tunnel

[glossy radish]

what’s drag click

[glossy radish]

I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL AND I DIDNT EVEN DO SHIT

[sage light]

Butterfly and jitter clicking are so bad for you

[minor spoke]

I have carpal tunnel on both hands and have 200 wpm typing speed

[sage light]

I used to do it a lot in pvp and my wrist got messed

[restive storm]

this is why minecraft current pvp is better

[sage light]

Yeah if you do it for extended period of time 247

[glossy radish]

it’s a little wonky rn. i need to fix the gpu

[sage light]

Jitter is horrible though butterfly isn’t as bad

[glossy radish]

no fking way

[minor spoke]

Bro just typing is killing my hands 😭

[sage light]

People like to argue it builds finger strength when it does opposite

[minor spoke]

Ur right

[sage light]

That’s a sign of something underlying

[glossy radish]

ever since carpal tunnel my wpm decreased to 60

[sage light]

During quarantine i went crazy on the 1.8

[glossy radish]

LLLL

[minor spoke]

Wait u actually have carpal tunnel, 0 chance right

[sage light]

My wpm will never slip 160

Fast typers unite

[minor spoke]

Prolly has something to do with cracking every joint possible like every 5 mins

[sage light]

Lmao bro you’re on 1 hp

[grim edge]

Push ups are the warm up

[minor spoke]

Wait bro i lowk can crack everything

[sage light]

Don’t try that

If you do I’m not liable

[minor spoke]

Ur 3 years too late

[digital phoenix]

i can crack nuts

[sage light]

Alright i’m out

[minor spoke]

Just cracked each of my thumbs 3 diff ways

[glossy radish]

i do have it. went to a specialist. i’m developing symptoms so i gotta be more careful

[minor spoke]

UR LIKE A MINION

How do u alr have carpal tunnel wth

[glossy radish]

bunch of wrist things

[minor spoke]

Wait i swear i have to have carpal tunnel then

[glossy radish]

i typed a lot, did piano and other instruments

[minor spoke]

I did piano, type a lot, and crack every joint

[glossy radish]

u beat me by THREE CLICKS

[minor spoke]

Has to be bad right

[glossy radish]

twins

[digital phoenix]

i do 2

and not crack every joint like a psycho

[glossy radish]

las plays piano?

[minor spoke]

Idk how to stop

[glossy radish]

since when wtf

[digital phoenix]

since a long time

[glossy radish]

no way

[minor spoke]

Is it bad if i can crack my neck and jaw

[glossy radish]

me too

[coral quartz]

It's fine

[minor spoke]

And my knee two ways

[glossy radish]

holy shit that felt nice

[coral quartz]

Jesus

[glossy radish]

my knees. god i want to kill them

[minor spoke]

And everytime i roll my ankle it cracks

[glossy radish]

they hurting

[minor spoke]

And my back

[digital phoenix]

yes

[glossy radish]

how do you do the back

[minor spoke]

And my wrist, and each of my fingers like 3 diff ways

[digital phoenix]

stop cracking ur joints

[glossy radish]

idk how to pop it

[minor spoke]

HOW

[digital phoenix]

u should never have started just resist urge

[normal hatch]

Nah we ball

[minor spoke]

Ill try 😭

[minor spoke]

Sit straight, grab something and turn the top half of ur body while facing the same direction

[azure heart]

why

joints or knuckles?

[random drum]

Okay 👍

[west edge]

my elo 1333

[random drum]

good

[glossy radish]

yeah it doesn’t work anymore

it used to work fine now i cant do it

[minor spoke]

Thats prolly a good thing tbh

[grim edge]

hi guys

[glossy radish]

it’s disappointing

huge let down

[minor spoke]

No dont do it, i legit cant stop

[glossy radish]

i broke the habit a while back

[minor spoke]

I can crack my pelvic joint

Ok imma stop

💀

[glossy radish]

shit i tried it again and i cant breathe

my back

[glossy radish]

me tooooo

i would eat this

fr

[restive storm]

people that crack knuckles

[random drum]

Against all odds

[solid schooner]

L

[digital phoenix]

anything just dont crack

[azure heart]

i mean

cracking your knuckles is just popping the airbubbles in between

and i think cracking joints has no real danger except if it hurts

[echo kestrel]

I've seen that before

[severe oxide]

wtf is going on in USA

[stone vessel]

usa things

[primal fern]

how long have you played chess?

[grim edge]

is the building a church or nah

[severe oxide]

becuase ur dumb

ratio

[primal fern]

how long have you played chess?

but you made your account today?

surely not the first account right?

or is it

so man you need approval just to get a 2nd account. otherwise all of your accounts will get banned

[harsh jasper]

yo neurolink

[primal fern]

it doesn't matter

[harsh jasper]

who

[peak plank]

well, what are the names of them

[harsh jasper]

cares

[primal fern]

i reccommend you close 2 of your accounts and get approval for the 2nd one you keep open, otherwise you are risking all of them getting closed @grim edge

[primal fern]

what are the other accounts?

[fickle rampart]

DONT COUGH UP THE INFORMATION

[harsh jasper]

why do you care

[fickle rampart]

Neurolink is a police officer duhhhh

[primal fern]

I'm FOTS

[harsh jasper]

??????

[primal fern]

too many people don't read the TOS

and end up getting banned cuz 'they didn't know'

so i am letting them know

[harsh jasper]

so you're just doing it out of the kindness of your heart

[harsh jasper]

what a kind hearted discord mod

🙂

[fickle rampart]

Rumor has it he earns a commission for every rule breaker that gets caught

[severe oxide]

oh no

[harsh jasper]

lmao

[primal fern]

i'm not a mod

[harsh jasper]

you also didn't get the joke

but okie

[severe oxide]

i didnt get the joke either

[drowsy crest]

fellas is it gay

wait wrong server

[harsh jasper]

LMAO

[harsh jasper]

what the fu-

[fickle rampart]

🇫🇷🇫🇷

[cloud garnet]

TIPS TO GET TO 400 ELLO

?

[grim edge]

Hello barca fan

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> king1ess

This is the Chess.com profile of king1ess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1003 (1200 peak)
Blitz: 387
Bullet: 550 (714 peak)

[cloud garnet]

@grim edgeit worked ty

[fickle rampart]

Change ur pfp and username to something controversial to get your opponent’s mind off of the game itself

[fickle rampart]

Yes

[cloud garnet]

like what?

[digital phoenix]

or type slurs

[cloud garnet]

like what?

[fickle rampart]

Well I will leave that up for you to decide :)

[cloud garnet]

Neighbor?

[fickle rampart]

Najdorf

[cloud garnet]

no?

neuron?

[minor spoke]

Hi bots im back

[cloud garnet]

neutron?

[peak plank]

smh

[cloud garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/ferncore-jimmy-neutron-gif-6871889432497564413

[minor spoke]

Ik, its so depressing when i walk in

[cloud garnet]

neutron

[glossy radish]

help 😭

[fickle rampart]

Everyone take a moment to study this table

[glossy radish]

okay

[minor spoke]

Why

[drowsy crest]

too ez

I can derive all of those

[minor spoke]

Ong thats like 2nd grade stuff

[minor spoke]

IKR

[fickle rampart]

Just in case you need to find the volume of something. Never know when could be handy

[minor spoke]

Thank u ❤️

[fickle rampart]

[drowsy crest]

need the value of x?

[minor spoke]

QUADRATICS

[fickle rampart]

No problem chocolate

[grim edge]

hes a fuggin snitch thats what he is

[minor spoke]

Ey chill bro

[glossy radish]

for 31 do i multiply x-1(2x+3) OR is it x-1(2x) + x-1(3)

[grim edge]

hes waiting on his time to become mod 🙏🏿

[fickle rampart]

😭😭

[grim edge]

photomath

[glossy radish]

ikr

[grim edge]

or mathway

[minor spoke]

The first one

[glossy radish]

my algebra friends are learning quadratics rn

[minor spoke]

But parenthesis around both

[glossy radish]

yeah that’s what i thoguht 😭😭

wait

[drowsy crest]

for 31 what?

[glossy radish]

but isn’t the second one also correct

[glossy radish]

number 31

[minor spoke]

If u do the parenthesis properly, and keep the denominator yeah

[peak plank]

thats alg 1, yeah?

[glossy radish]

can you even read my handwriting 😭

[glossy radish]

yep :p

[glossy radish]

ugh parenthesis are boring

[minor spoke]

Ur boring

[glossy radish]

wait what denominator

[minor spoke]

The three, ok wait

[glossy radish]

WHAT

WHY CANT I GET RID OF IT

[minor spoke]

Multiply the 3 with the 6 so RHS is 18

[glossy radish]

i’m doing the cross multiply method

[drowsy crest]

why do you need the 31 arent we solving for x?

[minor spoke]

LHS is (x-1)(2x+3)

[glossy radish]

forget it

[glossy radish]

WTF IS LHS

[minor spoke]

Left hand side

[glossy radish]

i multiplied it and got the product 2x^2+3x-3

unless i’m stupid and that’s not the darn answer

[minor spoke]

2nd term is x not 3x

Do uk FOIL

[glossy radish]

what huh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Adrian Chavez (drain420)

This is the Chess.com profile of drain420. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Adrian Chavez (drain420)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1077 (1130 peak)
Blitz: 1075 (1301 peak)
Bullet: 1195 (1396 peak)

[glossy radish]

yeah i don’t use it tho

i just use vertical method

[minor spoke]

Wtf is vertical method

[glossy radish]

first inner outer last

[glossy radish]

sigh. just stack on top

[minor spoke]

But then u have to distribute properly

[glossy radish]

you can see my work on the right side

[dark ravine]

2x^2+3x-2x-3 = 2x^2+x-3

you missed 2x*-1

[glossy radish]

wait did i do it wrong

[minor spoke]

Exactly this

YES THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING

[glossy radish]

oh

[fallen valley]

@glossy radish I'm proud of you

[minor spoke]

💀

Ok im dipping again

[glossy radish]

thanks coco 😭😭

[glossy radish]

and to you lmao

[glossy radish]

this should be easy but i cant do it

i cant add or subtract properly kill me

[fallen valley]

Life is hard. It's harder if you expect anything to be easy

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Adrian Chavez (drain420)

This is the Chess.com profile of drain420. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Adrian Chavez (drain420)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1077 (1130 peak)
Blitz: 1075 (1301 peak)
Bullet: 1195 (1396 peak)

[glossy radish]

wait wtf is this

i’m gonna go cry rq and then continue hw

[random crest]

It is indeed very hard

[severe oxide]

if u never care u never have any worries

frfr

[umbral cypress]

🚨

[random crest]

if u never care about anything, u also don't really live then. anyway, that's not what's hard

[drowsy crest]

Life is hard and so am I

[grim edge]

[severe oxide]

@serevermids nword bait 😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬

[grim edge]

david googles

[brittle cosmos]

I will

[umbral cypress]

how check stats

[mystic stream]

This user is banned for 23 hrs, 58 minutes, and 30 seconds.

[umbral cypress]

or profile

[severe oxide]

do /profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Emil (fazatiksqq)

This is the Chess.com profile of fazatiksqq. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Emil (fazatiksqq)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2285 (2379 peak)
Blitz: 1987

[cursive pawn]

Im harder

[umbral cypress]

thanks

work

[severe oxide]

account made in december

[cursive pawn]

[umbral cypress]

how to see

where

[glossy radish]

he’s quite talented

[umbral cypress]

oh

[severe oxide]

at using engines

[umbral cypress]

engines