#💬〡general-off-topic
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she knows i miss her but she misses me too
thats a nice squat
I love women
wtf do u mean
I wish I shared this mutual bond with someone(I do with my anime waifus)
Thats yury belkin
I like how you lift that bench
ur so stupid unity smh
baggy fashion 🤮
i usually wear sweatpants

Thanks i need to work on my bicep curl
What if torch and stockfish Cooperated to make a new mashine
dude
cool
- these aren’t cargo
Decorate your room bro
it’s decorated
Nuhuh
just not that bit idiot
Why is it so colorless
i like monotone
2798 fck it ill stop now i gotta sleep
Rate my bicep curl pls
Is a 5000 elo mashine possible
Show us yours @fallen valley
10/10
shoudl i just show u my bed my blanket is hot pink
im no gymgoer but i know that aint a bicep curl
its the advanced bicep curl lol
My bad its a straight bar bicep curl 👍
I had to use older pictures because I have firearms everywhere right now
Broooo
whats the name of the cat, Deeeppppp?
that’s colourless
bicep curl without the curl
I need the back view for better calculations (9/10)
you aint working negatives
it's a male cat
OMG THAT'S THE CHESSBOARD
also that isnt a curl
Ok next time i lift i give back view
yes
THE CHESSBOARD
That is one of them, ya
Merican
you’re letting dinner roam your place?
??? Why would I own airsoft guns
No way you own this
i got permanent TOed for saying that
I have that exact chess-board!
clearly not permanent if you are still here
Cap
damn this is the third time i get 72o
I think you lack the mental ability to comprehend that I could request an unTO
@fallen valley whyy are you spending time on discord. GO PLAY WITH THAT SWORD
It supports a wonderful company and is gorgeous with a cheaper price tag. It's simply the best
what sword did I miss anything
I guess... good for display, not for playing.
@drowsy crest
fr
I dunno what you're talking about, I play on it all the time
thats the most HELL YEAH thing I have seen today
Wow.
HOYM SHIT I ALMSOT SLILPED INTO A OUDDLE OF WATER
Sad
Real
Isnt it sad to play alone with your sword?
also I feel like I'll break something if I play bullet on it
Calculate in your head
DAHLIA
There should be like a battle or sum

What is dahlia?
Lord of the Rings or sum
bro got hit on the wrong spot
whats up with american ads
easier to calculate with a board in front of you ofc
Vimun how is your girl
@fallen valley can you send more pictures of your dog and cat?
The government is all corrupt and in the pockets of corporations
Pweeeez
you are brave for saying that on discord
shes doing okay ig, back in school again and gonna be pretty tough for her but i know that she will manage
hi children
Is this a good position for black
Hi bots
Hi Martin
Hi v
as an outside perspective it just feels like "two sides of the same coin"
awwwwwww
catsssssssssssss
Yo nicee
Black can make a queen in c8 and then there's mate in 3 moves for black
the dog is so cute
Tf why are you on discord. Go pet them

This one is incredible handsome. The others too
cute
My dog will probably be dead in 12 months or less 🫠
Yall look
gg pro
In my household we have 3 cats, 3 dogs, ~30 fish, and 2 horses. In the past we've had 4 guinea pigs, 7 birds, and a hamster
I'm very fond of animals
Is a 5000 elo mashine possible
people are animals
I am loyal to my one dog 😔
growing up, we had three turkeys, three ducks, four cats, 5 fishes, and two birds
you also have people
for dinner or?
There are no turkeys in The Philippines, nice try.
Turkey are mean creatures usually. How were yours?
@fallen valley you must be cool
they cooked the turkey, the ducks got stolen. fishes died. cats lived but they were given away. birds flew away.
they got mad for no reason. they love chasing me
Show me the birds and horses
ihy
damn you have all the rights to be a villain
philippines is turkiye territory!! 🇹🇷
LES GO villain origin
I also love animals but the difference is my house ain't big enough to become a zoo
Ihyt 😁
@drowsy crest ok what u think of form
id copy their sound and theyd get mad and flap their wings and chase me
Good bicep curl?
Who has a better position, or is it equal?
i thought you are all-knowing. we call them "pabo"
ITS CHOKEBAR
H
u spelledte plab wrong
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i said, "pabo" is Turkey
10/10
blackpenredpen my beloved
Valid
u spellt plab wronfg i said
two knights
BROOOO
budgies
3 blue one brown guy >>
Sal khan wannabe
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youre sooooo cuteeee. can i chokeslam you now?
Did you ride them?
How do I tell army recruiter Im too straight to join the navy
sorry my birds are cuter
Yeah I ride some. I've never done competitions though
Question mark and why is that ur pfp lol
i just realised deep's pfp is similar to his logo
do you not just realize u admitted to being The Philippines
They look soo healthy
Burbs
Filipino detected
Horses or birds?
another one??
I want army
Baskemtball
I mn sorry man, dont run away from ur emotions when it happens u gotta pull them out
Id be sour at march
Too dumb for airforce
can somebody please chokeslam Choky?
aw hell nah why did you put her back in your pfp
Mines better
stop sending me selfies of yourself i don’t want them
huh

airport
All, the cats the dogs the birds all of them
LMAO
W walrus
Pizza time
@fallen valley what the f
?
wait
?
?
nro KEN JUST WENT CRAZY
What
his pfp changed for a second to mr bean
🐺...
I am proud of you soldier, I offer you uproaria for your kindness
Cap
Ur hallucinating
That's me
no i swear
take the throne
LOL
???? I've never changed my pfp
Too nice for tsa
yeah it glitched or smth lmfao
I aint racist so I dont qualify for airport security
Noob@glossy radish
Ur existence is a glitch
Have a free haircut
Skill issu
I told we need new plan
eww furryyy, Deeepp help
shut up let’s strike a deal. say uwu and il give u candys
do u know this guy?https://tenor.com/view/freestyle2-ken-carson-diddybop76-gif-26546002
too bad ur mother wasn’t
tru
Alright let me make an ACTUALLY practical one.
dodododdo
That means I’m not …
I mn not a furry i am wolf
shut up
Your mother wasn't a glitch means nothing 💀

Fobby's leaked footage
U can say that again
They tried fr
I keep all of my animals healthy. My birds I gave away for mental health reasons, my guinea pigs lived to like 5 years old, one of the horses passed at 31 years. They all have good long lives
200 elo comeback
i don’t try
💀
I have to wear 4 layers of clothes this day
U can say that again.
Ur just naturally stupid ic
Again
Send it again
at least i’m not like you
Naturally smart?
My day is goin great
I’m not stupid 💀
phase 1
Infiltrating A strong nation ex - poland
Infiltrate the nation send spies out to the rest of the nations and take over em
Phase 2
Spies gives us the coordinate where other country's nukes are located
Phase 3
We launch our nukes to other country's nuke base so there is no counter attack
Phase 4
Hit them where it hurts, end them when they are week
@warped portal now come back to uproaria
yeah right. your actions says otherwise
Chokbar
U recommend electric eng or computers eng?
U take one of those right??
I’m sorry but ur comebacks r just not it rn 😭
U can't even find a link
Poland is pretty cool
i didn’t sleep well 😭😭
looool im doing BOTH
i’m on the verge of tears i cant do shit rn
To a server THAT I STRAIGHT SENT IN YOUR DMS
personally i would choose
that pfp makes you look like a creep ngl
Drink some tea
Strong Nation
Poland
What
Then sleep 😁 it’s good for u
computer
i drank too much today
wrong spelling can lead to confusion. aint siding with this chihuahua
u aint ready
You're alright v
I am
uh my knowledge in this subject is really bad
MURICAAA
is that a ticktocker or something
my only fking irl friend left me and now i have nowhere to go
I am sleepy rn
Have more there is no such thing as too much tea.
its some chick he is crushing over
U dont understand it i mn sorry
Fly to unity
What is it that you require
he breaks my neck i hate him
we will raise uproaria to glory
💀
together!
My neck
shut up
My back
I was trying to help
Go fly somewhere
how tall are you
Anyone know what's going on in this video? What is happening to those eggs? What is that machine?
165
omg midget lmao
💀
If i tell someone about that and they didnt thought of that i dont wanna join them, still respect u gang
what
IM BROKE AS HELL
hmmm
My time has come yall
ALL I DO IS PAY RENT
Then get ice cream
maybe i did think of it but didnt say anything, say it come on
what?!? i thought you sending another video of Fobby
Ur 13
MY ONLY FRIEND LEFT ME
no i’m not are u actually stupid
Wait you're an adult
Yeah, that's exactly what i did.

...no shit ur an adult
No way
the sleepier i get the worse my english gets, bye chat
no way
Sure doesn’t seem like one right 😁
I actually believed for a year that she is 13
LMAOO
she is 12
It's discord, I assume all users are <16
OMFG, i dont get it, Choky.
she is 32
i am NOT
Its to late now I mn sorry
Alex NOO
i say i’m 19 and nobody believes me
Anyways now fr my time has come bye chat
yes finally shoo
Do you see the error of the eggs (where the red arrow pops up)
Because ur not
Omg twinning
13?
no shit
i’m not nineteen wtf is wrong with u all
This is the sacrifice i have to make to make this thing work
19 is old
it's when they stop coming out in alternating positions. Why is that the error what does it mean?
<=16
😭😭😭
How old are you then?
we can make it work, together
Bro I'm 22
14
tell me ur 12 without telling me
tu yung
Pog
That’s cap hard cap
im 12! (12 factorial)
I mean 19 is adult
I'm 22
no it’s not
So you're dead
she doesnt want you lil bro 💀
Why tf u paying rent then
who would
u finna get locked out again if u don't quit playin
lmao
what’s wrong with that
me
i was never locked out
💀💀💀💀
I hope u find ur people fobby
yeah birds of a feather flock together
U live alone??
of u account dingus
I would abandon all of em for you soldier
no it’s fking california u think i can afford shit on my own
Unless that other guy
nah all females want me
naw'
false
if you dont want fobby you are prob lesbian
It was great knowing u
Then why r u paying rent…
(I am severely autistic)
Choky is paying for my bills
i wonder if im allowed to talk abt my poker stuff since its 18+ to play and i dont want to encourage it too much

I don't think sk
So*
because i can??
Yes because it's like nothing for me because i am filthy rich
U just said ur broke…
sad
No

i lied
Can i talk about my solitaire?
alright, dont play poker kids you will most likely just lose
Thank you, Choky! 
Can u like settle on one thing
Yes
Don't ever talk to me again.
that list is empty
Lowkey go sleep and get urself straight
lmao you hornii teen
Anyways now fr fr my time has come
more like a filthy bitch (joke i’m sorry z)
there are actually many reasons
no i’m folding clothes
Oh noooo, Choky....
There are still chances
😭 u do u
ofc darling
im only a teen for like 5 more months damn
?
L
hornii adult lmao
shut up coco
Hi 😁
yeh dude all this pent up sensual shit
Well that’s a first
listen i love u and all but u need to shut it
yeah who would love themselves that’s weird
Chokkyyyyyyyyyy............ a gentle reminder on my bills for next month. I will include other miscellaneous. 
Ikr
narcissist
waddup blud
600 dollars worth of theotherant
Dispense ur wisdom let’s hear something
Bruh
whatttt????
shut up
theres a big bug in my window
OKOK CHIKL
i spat out another grape on accident
in the glass
Excellent
No pour sap and make it crystallize in amber
its IN the glass
Oh 💀
stfu my plan is better
like theres an outer 2 pane layer and an inner one and its in the outer one
It’s already trapped so ur plan is flawed
i said for eternity u dipshit
hmm roughly around $5,000 a month, Choky
It’s still eternity, it’s ongoing
i hate blueberries
What bug is it
u can find the area of any small animal by eating it and seeing how long it takes to get hungry and compare it by time it took for other animals, you can create a new measureement system out of this and call it
ur mother
jakubianz
I didn’t even ask u
it's some bug
try it out
so?
i dont know but theyre really stupid even for bugs
I gained lots of intel from that thanks 😊
After 1 hour of playing
like his mother
So shush
I gained 9 elo gg
like you can take off their legs and they will not try to run or fly away
never
Ey chokebar help me I’m being attacked
hi rhy ran
but hey smell soo bad
Hey w
like his mother
dont u take karate
LMFOAOOO
Why
KARATE 💀💀💀💀
What
so u kan defend urself
choky ignored my bills. im sad
AHAHHAHSHSBS LMFAOOOO
I don’t take karate lol what
Karate is cool
i make 100k a month eeverything is okk
muay thai is cool too tho
I'm BETTER
their defence techniques are all faked
Ur fake
i took karate for a while
Bet wanna play
like ur MOTHER
yay! awww Choky
But why r u dissing my mom 😭
muay thai >>>> karate for sure
No not really
Nah
Sumo is best
sorry u don’t have one i forgot. i’m so sorry for being insensitive
.
pixie welcome
i want to learn jiujitsu kaisen
Ok this could both be legit and troll
Only if you eat 250 tons of food every day
And both aren’t funny
Banned
eh take it however you want

.
i don’t recall a single moment where are were funny either
I can attempt that…
Bois I am INTP
If you have a death wish
LMAO U WANT A DEATH WISH
nice me too
Rhy said it
yeah pretty much
I got ENTP
What
i didn’t stutter
Holy shit we got an extrovert here
holy do i hate them
ENTJ-Teacher
Everyone run
yuore telling me
INTJ sounds cool tho
nah
you dont like poelp
Muay thai kinda useless
Like they dont give a f
Bruh what
No not like that
grapes
Its true
Lets talk about Geometrydash
Nah
not if you know how to properly attack and defend
Chess is perfect martial art
YES
Throw bishops in opponent's eyes
its all nonsense in the end
kind of like astral signs
or elo
True
towers uo their butts
You wanna get controversial huh
its not controvesial if its true!
Type faster joe
true!
Its to risky and easy to counter
Twinning
getting to 1800 blitz today
Checkmate the opponent
Wait no
then you’re not doing it right
U CAN DO IT
I'm INTJ
eww
Holy shit everyone is INTP here
wait yay
Why are you not already 1800 blitz?
The odds are in my favor
I simply dont play blitz
i am INSI ||DEYOURWALLS||
Based
No it only works against boxers
I was down 6 points and still won the game
Lessgo
i’m homeless
get a house
Such pro I am
nope
Muay thai like kick boxing but is for harder and stronger attacks
i’m broke. can barely afford rent
Muay Thai sounds like something I could eat
Just kick in the nuts and run away
pad thai
Its a legit strategy
WOMEN
Yeah…
it’s good right
Name one muay thai figher that succeeded in any other combat sport expect muay thai
I am not getting beaten up by a woman
Yup 100%
Rodtang
idk anybody that does martial arts
yes u are. i’m kicking the nuts and running away
My friend does martial art
legit strategy
He got beat up by old mighty mouse
based
Dude thats nuts
i’m nuts
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I do lightsaber fighting
No shit cuz mighty mouse is the goat literally
Nobody reading that documentary
i do katana
He also has ground game
cool, but how can i make money off of it
Ah that’s what I was looking for
Perfect
It's Antonio!
Dropshipping...
omg i used to play with staffs they were huge
ALR BYE CHAT
dropshipping is a dead industry
nooo
Imma dip
oversaturated asf
Pickupshipping...
you’re the only one keeping me sane
why are you quoting yourself
yeah only losers do that
Cuz its funny
I’ll keep u sane tmrw go sleep lol
I dont watch one fc but dont they like change the rules if he fought in ufc it would be a different story
i cant i have school tomorrow
then i have to tutor kids
then take care of my little sister
Drop shipping isn't dead I still make 0 from it
and then i got homework
@peak plank beat my record fr
He would have to learn ground game like wrestling and jiu jitsu
Thats some demon but I forgot which
But he would still be a threat
and then i shower then sleep
So he didn't succeed in mma
coco left 
I think its IWANNABETHEGUY
One fc is similar to mma
Princess Pixel
pixelina
Stand up fighting there has been another muay thai fighter that faced a karate guy in mma
Just dont remember his name
this is is a wanna be you @minor spoke
black has Be6
Bxf7+ is stronger
But there is no wrestling there they both lose to any mma fighter
oh right thats a move too
Ne5 also works ig
youtube comments are like actually dumb lmao
Second guy did mma rodtang can easily make it through mma, there have been people that has suceeded without ground game but to be the goat u need everything
Francis did very well without it
But he wanted to be the best
Every mma fighter knows ground game
Nope
cap
Just because its called mma doesnt mean everyone knows everything
damn ur a woman?
U need years training to have same ground game as some kickboxing guys in mma
woman arent real
femboys>>>>>>
they are just a large bunch of males trying to trick us into believing that there is another gender that exists through heavy use of editing and modern softwares
Not really after the lost to stipe vs francis he started to learn wrestling came back a year after and destroyed everyone
Francis ngannou
Yea francis is mma fighter
but the femboy shakers
They all have ground game some of them just priorities it
@upbeat viper that was easier than I thought
Everyone has there own ground game doesnt mean their good at it
got to 1800 in about 30 minutes
stop smurfing
I dont like blitz ig
They are
Lowkey

Ronda rousey for example priortize wrestling and jiu jitsu she got very far doing that she did little to nothing boxing
Bcs wrestling is dominant also woman competition then was joke
Not really they were good just not as compared to now
Also yes wrestling is the best combatitive combat
Real
@grim edge i WANT THE CAPYBARA PIECES
cap
chess.com should make a bot that purposefully tries to set up tactics for you, i feel like that would be a good training tool especially if you could set the difficulty like maybe at lower level it sets up forks and stuff but at higher levels the only tactics it sets up are really complicated
I'm gonna be honest with you guys but I really want to make it into the chesscom streamer partnership
eric rosen stalemate trap
as the capybara expert, pass me too when you get it

hm?
Not a Rosen trap, but still extremely fortunate
yeah beginner chess is crazy
Hi @peak plank
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all openings named after animals are nonsense - Sam Shankland
Just trolling i don't believe in what he said
I do remember that quote
And it's surprisingly accurate
Especially in regards to the french
Hello
#ilovenimzowitchdefense
Ok
the dragon 
Painnnnnn
yo
A dragon is more of a mythological creature than an animal
Yo wassp
No its an animal
tell that to my cat (his name is dragon)
yo unity
@fallen valley
Unity u use C#?
I aint debugging allat where is kayden
pain up at degen hours too i see
4 knights
I just did it myself with no issue
what? pass stylus
Hedgehog also!!
truly
Most people don't take the Four Knights seriously
Fr it's boring
solid tho
@pine bison i love u
i stan the 4 knights
kid named 4...Nxe4
⏸️
I know legitimately nothing about code. I also don't know Portuguese. However, I did get capybara pieces
do u want people to hate u instead
He wants
Love might be a bit too much
Chat overlord wow
In a friendly way bruh
Stfu u are a sadboy
Bro is sus
you have a car pfp sit down kid
I guess you're not lying he's stuck at 1300 👾
Btw if I apply for mods do I get to ban people I argue with?
Nah don’t mess w car pfps
No 
Some top YouTuber needs to find a random sideline in the Dragon and call it the Komodo Dragon and then spend all video talking about how venomous it is while sharing well researched information about the actual Komodo Dragon
W car pfp
💀
Nice
Ur name us pain
Btw
Any 2900 or 3k here?
im about 3500
Komodo aren't venomous?
Magnus
@silk stag but you wont become mod with this in your bio
Its true tho
and the pfp of some crush he has 😭
Oh wow pain is here
sup
@pine bison wanna 1v1?
Soup
i just finished playing chess for 3 hours
sup
That was a daily game i guess
gudd
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bunch of random unrated games
breh
they made a chess engine in real life no way
euughghg borger
WORKS
Ok
not playing breh
They are in fact considered venomous
tf is saragossa opening
spectating breh
shits far away
ye im going to watch
they have bacteria in their saliva that can cause a bad infection that kill
Can I eat them
Yay
No
Hi unity
Play chess
Why
It was proven otherwise around 2009
Bcaus they would kill u before u capture to eat
yall are so bad
Shhh
No way
True
Eyyy 😐
We don’t talk about that
Man they really gave this animal a name of a chess bot
That's hella interesting
The choice of the name may be inspired by the dragon's reputation for intelligence and strategic hunting skills, qualities that are metaphorically associated with a strong chess engine.
guess he do be smart animal
Doesnt really add up for stockfish though lol
Knight e5 against noobs
both
Ohh
bit complicated
I have one
Captain America nahhhhhhh
@random drum
Fk iron man and cap America
Use this one

i am a former 1100
@random drum
Ur 1000 rated

i am a current 1100
wat
I need 10 elo in rapid and 27 elo in blitz to cross 1100 elo in all formats
bro why may 18? My crush's birthday is on 18th may 💀
I don't have boo*s
not yet!
Bro this Man needs timeout
💀 I am a man.
Good evening chat
fish pfp r pretty cool

I prefer Duolingo pfp
not my fault shes in school smh
I want a picture of a character not a fish or animal 💀
also hard to spend time when its distance
😔
I want to learn japanese
Not nice
people say it's a cool lang
Takes a while to learn
Yes 🤝
like that goofy animal
Metaknight
understanable

ITS KIRBY BRO
btw I appreciate @graceful lintel
At least he is not like those fata** who use thomas shelby as pfp
duo explain this
No trusted role?
u adopted me shut up 
Aw hell nah 
Not that Sigma shit

lmao only 5 hours of sleep
that's why I love this guy(I am straight)
Or white tee rizz guy
Same I just woke up smth
I am talking about you lol I didnt sleep
what is uproarious?

my clan
@grim edge Hi

I slept 8 hours 
How are you unitychan
who's in ur clan?
Unitychan is cute
a member just left apart from that bigfart and icarwi and me and clown
great 
I was studying goofy shit might sleep early today

Ok UwUOwO
cool. btw do u like chem?
nop 💀
Its portuguese
I thought u like chem
my syllabus is pending I hate every subject at this point 
💀 u have to give boards right?
Yea
final exams in Feb
might be a diff edu system
Good question
we used to have in April or May ig
can't even enjoy winters properly now 
sometimes during the 4th month of the year i have april
Waht
It's bit diff for us

💀
really
Nop 
Trying my best
cool. good luck bro
India rajsthan
no way this facking guy is 1000 elo and loses to a discovered check mate

btw its amir the bot

I don't live in village 
who wanna play bullet ?
I did this yesterday
I made a Guy fall for Bird Swiss Gambit
I'm doing great actually, thx for asking
Hbuuu??
And I ate mac and cheese for dinner... top that...
But u did wrong after lol
Shh u do draw by timeout
cap
Gn little boi
Aw gif embed fail
epic embed fail
another epic embed fail
Imagine if chess had slow mode like chess chat does
It's cuz I'm brandnew
do /connect
Phuck I forgot my login
I use the app
Ok I'm connected
Ew it tells people my rating
hai
ye
ikr
hi everyone are my ratings good
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Blitz: 1904 (peak)
Bullet: 1860 (1930 peak)
good night phone people :3
yeah but ur from australia
everyone from this moment in chat in 2021 is gone. press F for respect
rip
I JUST HIT 1100 BULLET
