💬〡general-off-topic

[fervent comet]

they know like persian pastho and english sometimes

and urdu

[west reef]

yea

some of them have like white skin, blue eyes and blonde hair

[fervent comet]

yup probably the best looking people on this globe

[west reef]

straight macedonian type shit, like Alexander the great

[fervent comet]

👍

[west reef]

yea, alexander was there in Afghanistan some time ago

[fervent comet]

mongols were too

[west reef]

yeah

[fervent comet]

yea

[west reef]

genghis khan

[fervent comet]

they had a tough time

[west reef]

Khan surname comes from the region

[fervent comet]

reason why they are so strong

[west reef]

later those Khan boys converted to islam fr

and then we have Khan, Pathan

[fervent comet]

mughals were them too but (not great muslims)

[west reef]

yea

[fervent comet]

the mughal leaders

[west reef]

most of mughal leaders had kurdish background

[fervent comet]

but their ancestors included gengis khan'

[west reef]

yea

Viscious mfers

and good in strategy, during wars

[fervent comet]

genghis khan killed like 11% of the world

[west reef]

shit

[fervent comet]

at his time

[west reef]

yea thats a lot

[fervent comet]

throwing buring people is one of them

..

[west reef]

many atrocities

[fervent comet]

bro was ruthless

[west reef]

burning villages

[west reef]

bro used his daughters to win politically

and make connection with other leaders

if they didnt agree to marry his daughters, then they done for

[fervent comet]

he once did a deal with a leader to give him cats and sparrows if they do not want him to attack

then he burned the cats

which went to the village

[west reef]

jeez

[fervent comet]

and village burned down

[west reef]

yea

[fervent comet]

there is smth with these villians that they hate cats

[west reef]

mhm

[fervent comet]

h guy and he hated cats

[west reef]

they believed cats to be bad omen or some shit

[fervent comet]

prob

[fervent comet]

yea

only ancient egypt loved cats

the most

cats were treated better then even compared to now

[west reef]

yea

maybe

[fervent comet]

I think so too

[west reef]

some egyptian god was also cat

[hollow sierra]

You two seemed to have a very interesting conversation

[fervent comet]

He started with so a or smth

[west reef]

yea i dont remember

[fervent comet]

Arius or smth like that

[west reef]

but i did make one art

[fervent comet]

👍

[fervent comet]

This is true

[fervent comet]

Nice

Gj

[west reef]

this is not same thing, but it was referenced from that egyptian cat god

[fervent comet]

Cool

[west reef]

this is from anime, dragon ball z tho

[fervent comet]

I have seen it but I did not watch dragon balls

Z*

[west reef]

ok

[viral epoch]

Beer

[lilac dust]

Icbm brilliant move

[west reef]

us

[viral epoch]

Nah

[west reef]

beerus

[viral epoch]

There is no us

Stay away from me

[west reef]

Lmao, i said beer + us = beerus

[west reef]

beerus*

[viral epoch]

Okay alcoholic

[west reef]

Okay kiddo

[fervent comet]

Is this really brilliant cause when I do it it is not brilliant

I think it is because you are 600 but great move

[neon musk]

Hey everyone

[fervent comet]

Hi

[neon musk]

How is it going?

[fervent comet]

Good hbu

[gray bear]

hi

yall seen nezuko chan?

[fervent comet]

No

[grim edge]

Long time no see how you doing vlibrovs hope you going great my friend ❤️

You too Ahmad and Mitzu how y'all doing;DD

[neon musk]

Doing well, glad to see you too

Guys, what should I do: start developing a website or start learning Open Sicilian?

[grim edge]

Develop a website about what tho?

[turbid haven]

Open Sicilian

[neon musk]

Just a note-taking site for practice

I wanna learn remote databases and how they work

Decided to remember some web development as well

[grim edge]

Develop a website then do it even in a VC I think people would like to watch and chat yk

[neon musk]

It would be great to do both

But it's hard to focus

[west reef]

develop website about sicilian defense 🤣

[grim edge]

Cut down on discord time,screentime and other useless stuff and do both

It's always possible

[drowsy crest]

Hi

[grim edge]

Real

[west reef]

mid anime

[neon musk]

Yeah, you're right

[solemn lodge]

amoxicillin

[grim edge]

I think it has funny moments

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-luffy-luffy-fat-fat-luffy-goofy-luffy-gif-13217773602074167430

[silk stag]

Funders of the anime be like

[neon musk]

Oh, that's where all of my free time is going

[west reef]

damn

[grim edge]

Atleast is not 10 hrs on tiktok like one of my friends

[silk stag]

Why so many purpy derpys

[grim edge]

Yall want to know what I think of one piece donut ace

[fervent comet]

Hood hbu

Good*

[neon musk]

I'm convincing myself that it's not that bad, because I practice listening in English which is a foreign language to me

[grim edge]

Great too man, I hope the best for you today

[fervent comet]

🫡

[grim edge]

Yall want to know smth half gojo

[grim edge]

I got memes for all characters dw

[neon musk]

Oh, there're some stickers I haven't seen yet

[grim edge]

Im gonna need you to O-O

[neon musk]

This is brilliant

[supple cedar]

someone for a game?

[warm spindle]

I ain't reading allat

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-17971830

This is the stooopidiest saddddboi ever

[upbeat viper]

I extended your weeb knowledge

[grim edge]

eye rolls in French

[simple stump]

anyone up for a game?

[elder tapir]

no

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5jkFvD4UJrmdoezzT1FRoP?si=d84cdc879a0445db

[elder tapir]

I'm down

[simple stump]

elo)

[elder tapir]

0

[simple stump]

ah

[elder tapir]

(i dont play chess)

[simple stump]

i see

anyone else?

[safe acorn]

500>

[warped portal]

..

[drowsy crest]

.

[warped portal]

whats the next mission

[drowsy crest]

wait for my finals to be over 🗿

you can start infiltrating Ktopia

[grim edge]

hmm

[sand crater]

ok now I delete so I don’t get banned

Will be happy to clarify in dms if anyone needs

[grim edge]

Bruh

When the fk will this chat be about chess

[simple stump]

hi

wanna play?

[grim rover]

do you play rapid

[glass nymph]

our generation is F

[void fjord]

Spin or however you spell it looks like me jk

[warm spindle]

Sven

[void fjord]

7!

Thx

[warm spindle]

5040

[glossy radish]

h

[subtle cloak]

frozen one was way better than 2

[toxic valley]

[gentle steppe]

Hello 🙏

Ded chat

[void fjord]

My favorite kind of chat so peaceful 😌

[random drum]

idk why I but I am seeing this and smiling bcz Champion is back

[glossy radish]

hi nk

[gentle steppe]

Hi

[glossy radish]

hi

[gentle steppe]

Hi

[glossy radish]

hi

[gentle steppe]

Oogway ascends hits hard

[glossy radish]

crybaby

[gentle steppe]

Hi

[gentle steppe]

Wdym

U didn't cry when oogway ascended 🍫

[glossy radish]

i don’t remember

[gentle steppe]

Also the music by Hans Zimmer hits hard

[gentle steppe]

Alr

[warm spindle]

Thats for kids

[glossy radish]

he’s a crybaby

[gentle steppe]

...alr

[glossy radish]

don’t mind him

[warm spindle]

Don't worry we all grow up eventually

[gentle steppe]

https://youtu.be/hYAQtEs2Img?si=JQzOsE1JrATYgIj7 just watch this and tell me if u dont cry

[glossy radish]

i wonder if number four is gonna be good

[bitter iris]

i listen to earbleed techno when i play chess

[gentle steppe]

.....alr

[glossy radish]

who’s tencho

i spelt that wrong

[gentle steppe]

@glossy radish

[glossy radish]

techno

[glossy radish]

no screw you

[bitter iris]

type of music

[gentle steppe]

I'm fine with that

[onyx bough]

hello their friends

[random drum]

I've to keep my opinions out of gc otherwise I'll get cancelled by simps

[bitter iris]

go away

[onyx bough]

nooo

[stark arrow]

hi kids

[onyx bough]

hi dad

[stark arrow]

thats not a good greeting nvm

[void fjord]

Gave me goose bumps..🤩

[gentle steppe]

Ikr

[warm spindle]

I didn't. Cry

[gentle steppe]

U just ig don't know the backstory

[warm spindle]

I've watched all the movies

[gentle steppe]

[glossy radish]

i didn’t cry because he’s still gonna appear later in the movies

[visual garnet]

Of what

[void fjord]

I mean just get rid of the turtle and whatever that thing is and it truly gives off some deep energy😌

[warm spindle]

I've watched kung fu panda 1 like 26 times cause as a kid it was one of the only movies I had

[gentle steppe]

....he rarely does

[glossy radish]

he’s still alive so idc

[gentle steppe]

Probably

[simple stump]

is this channel even about chess

[gentle steppe]

No

[fluid kraken]

I was tired of people beating me at tournaments and just like Kramnik says they are all cheating otb. It’s statistically impossible for me to always lose, i even lost weight. I created a device that would send an electromagnetic impulse on a 1km radius and active electrical circuits closing them. At my big surprise when i activated it 90%+ of the players started making loud sounds like my girlfriend pretends to do to make me feel better. Police was called and they arrested a priest near by that was celebrating a marriage, i’m not sure what happed there. Luckily the police didn’t come to our tournament. I wasn’t able to concentrate when playing because by mistake i had left my beads on me when testing. So I lost. But i now am confident I will win next time.

[glossy radish]

can u read

[simple stump]

real

[gentle steppe]

Lmao ur just numbed

[gentle steppe]

Kfp

[visual garnet]

Alright

[warm spindle]

I never cried even the first time

[icy lynx]

site down??

[slow birch]

servers dead

[wise geyser]

Seems so

[icy lynx]

yes

[void fjord]

It’s kinda like Lego ninjago tho we can still appreciate the originals while deeply understanding that those men and woman grew up to be cringe as hell😁

[slow birch]

right after i clutched a game

[visual garnet]

Hi magnus

[gentle steppe]

..idk what to tell u ig ok?

[icy lynx]

as magnus carlsen i find this offensive

[glossy radish]

i hated that movie and never watched it

[slow birch]

didnt know magnus became 1k elo

[warm spindle]

Its ok

[void fjord]

Hahaha 😅

[glossy radish]

also ur birds look like a tasty ass snack

[gentle steppe]

Alr

[glossy radish]

don’t mind if i do

hikaru does NOT look okay

[glossy radish]

he looks like he’s been thru too much

[icy lynx]

chess.com is bad, server down now so only premium members are playing now

[gentle steppe]

Also whatever oogway says is pure gold

[worthy flume]

ive won tournament 11/11

[glossy radish]

so lame

heard it way too many times

[stuck kestrel]

he aint good anymore

[glossy radish]

nerd

[brittle canyon]

i have same problem (502 error), and have Premium membership

[gentle steppe]

People just used his quotes too many times

[zealous yacht]

Why is the site down 😭

[glossy radish]

anyways i’m off too sleep. its five in the morning smh

[void fjord]

They changed my boy to sensei uwu

[worthy flume]

i was playing against lil brothers, old men and soldiers

[digital phoenix]

im gonna overdose on bread

[worthy flume]

not really problem

[glossy radish]

can u read? “server overload”

[warm spindle]

PST

[simple stump]

anyone for game?

[glossy radish]

that sohhnds lovely

[stuck kestrel]

he just takes someone elses video and puts his face on them or he just uses the same template with lame “offensive” jokes

[digital phoenix]

it is until i gain like 3 kg

[zealous yacht]

English

[gentle steppe]

.....

[stuck kestrel]

u would become 133 kg

[gentle steppe]

Who

[glossy radish]

any hot men?

[worthy flume]

nope

[digital phoenix]

nah will never exceed 100

[glossy radish]

damn

[stuck kestrel]

me

[glossy radish]

unlucky

[digital phoenix]

tho im pretty sure someone said they were 100kg before

[glossy radish]

you’ll be hot once i roast you

[west reef]

whats wrong with that

[worthy flume]

i was dissapointed there wast beautiful girl ot smth(

[gentle steppe]

Oh God u are talking about the youtuber

[digital phoenix]

medium rare

[slow birch]

server back

[glossy radish]

fking hell i love roasted duck

[digital phoenix]

well that depends on many factors but ive only ever seen one guy 100kg irl

[stuck kestrel]

bruh, you were talking about the character?

[west reef]

its only wrong if u are short

[digital phoenix]

and he was like very tall

[glossy radish]

how much is 100kg

[stuck kestrel]

romantic

[west reef]

yeah, for a lets say 6 ft 2 guys and more height, 100 kg is fine

[gentle steppe]

YES I MEANT WHATEVER MASTER OOGWAY SAID IN THE MOVIES WAS PURE GOLD

[digital phoenix]

basically 386 apples i think

[west reef]

but for a guy like me, who is just 6 ft, its kinda fat

[glossy radish]

i’m a hopeless romantic, babe

[west reef]

I keep my weight at 85 kg

[glossy radish]

that sounds about right

[stuck kestrel]

me too bbg 🥰

[digital phoenix]

i mean if u have a lot of muscle it probably would be fine also

[glossy radish]

we could be perfect for each other

[west reef]

yea

for me 85 kg is just fine

[glossy radish]

such a shame you’re my dinner tonight though

[west reef]

and perfect

[stuck kestrel]

[stuck kestrel]

hot

[warm spindle]

You'd have to be really tall

[glossy radish]

my place, 8 o’clock flat

[west reef]

U can use obesity meter

[stuck kestrel]

and u can be the snack

[west reef]

i think there's some kind of height weight ratio

[gentle steppe]

If u both marry eachother can u adopt me

[glossy radish]

hot

[glossy radish]

that’s something the americans should consider eh?

[west reef]

Body mass index i think

[glossy radish]

not the best results

[warm spindle]

Thats only good for non muscular people

[stuck kestrel]

im already in ur walls bbg

[gentle steppe]

I say u can marry him and divorce him later and take his money

[glossy radish]

come out

[digital phoenix]

come out from the closet

[glossy radish]

i have an extra spot on the bed

[stuck kestrel]

millimetereo,im gay

[grim edge]

incho wouldnt approve this

[glossy radish]

yeah, i’m aware

[grim edge]

Any please be my girlfriend

[west reef]

wth they called me overweight

[stuck kestrel]

i came out

[west reef]

this is bs ,,,,

[warm spindle]

Yo

[glossy radish]

you’re right, you should be more on the right

[grim edge]

@warm spindle shes available

[west reef]

Naah

[glossy radish]

wya

[glossy radish]

i’m kidding 😭

[west reef]

I dont look overweight at all lol

well that bmi just says 25 is fine for me, its 25.7 tho, so i guess normal

[glossy radish]

it’s four degrees rn

[west reef]

nice

[glossy radish]

not really

[west reef]

its nearly 30 degrees here

4 is so chill and nice

[glossy radish]

i’m fighting for my life under this blanket

[digital phoenix]

4 is nice

[iron barn]

it depends if you have muscle or not

[gentle steppe]

Where the hell are u living

[glossy radish]

shut it las

[digital phoenix]

i also have rain here rn so probably a good time to sleep

[west reef]

mumbai :/, polluted ass city

[glossy radish]

you’re not the one in bed

god it’s fkign cold

[digital phoenix]

i will be in about half an hour

[gentle steppe]

December was so hot and the moment we entered January everything magically got SOO COLD IN DELHI

[iron barn]

in ur room?

[warm spindle]

Wait... I'm Lowkey fat and regarded 😂

[glossy radish]

yeah but it’s colder when you’ve been in bed for a long time

[west reef]

u lucky it gets cold

[grim edge]

C'mon, Harry. We want to say good night to you.

[west reef]

theres too much smog in this city

[gentle steppe]

It's too cold

[glossy radish]

yeah

[iron barn]

well whats ur bodyfat%?

[digital phoenix]

yeah but i want the 4 degrees

[visual garnet]

Wow you got Nitro

[west reef]

whats 205 in kg

[digital phoenix]

u can take my 32 degree days

[glossy radish]

trade spots with me

[iron barn]

oh in ur room is rough

[west reef]

it says my BMI is 25.7

[digital phoenix]

or 37

[glossy radish]

wtf no

[digital phoenix]

u can burn alive

[warm spindle]

🗣️

[glossy radish]

i can barely survive 16 degree weather

[iron barn]

put on some clothes at that point

[glossy radish]

it’s too hot

[digital phoenix]

do u not have summer

[silk stag]

Hey Chokbar

[grim edge]

i can buy myself flowers

[silk stag]

Know any cool girl names?

[warm spindle]

Like 92-93kg

[gentle steppe]

Getting freezed to death is way hardcore

[glossy radish]

highest it gets is like, 30 in the summer i think

[warm spindle]

Yo

[west reef]

dayum

[visual garnet]

Okay

[digital phoenix]

actually crazy

[glossy radish]

now it’s getting hit

[glossy radish]

crazy?

[west reef]

if i go 90 kg, i am fat

[digital phoenix]

i could wear a jacket in 30 degrees

[gentle steppe]

Idk why but Delhi is always in the extremes

[glossy radish]

psycho

[silk stag]

Hey bb how u doin xD

Anyways bro know a cool girl name?

[grim edge]

Sabrina, Antartica, Jobova, Clowy

[gentle steppe]

It's always gona be too hot or too cold

[warm spindle]

Olivia

[digital phoenix]

anyway i go sleep

[silk stag]

Jmmm
Jobova sounds gud

[glossy radish]

those are so lame

[silk stag]

Aight thanks

Olivia and Popeye

[digital phoenix]

bro what are u a london player jobova jobava

[grim edge]

Jobova Klastikov

[glossy radish]

sleep sounds good. i’m gonna hit those z’s too

[west reef]

iranian girls have cool name ^_

[warm spindle]

Olivia and Popeye

[silk stag]

U have a russian gf u said

[west reef]

samira,

[warm spindle]

Olive oil

[glossy radish]

night night chat

[west reef]

yea, russian names are ass

[silk stag]

Night night

[grim edge]

Tbh, I'd go for Asparagus Del Cannabis

[west reef]

no beauty in russian names bruh

[silk stag]

Last names tho
Reznikov

[iron barn]

my bmi is around 21, it used to be 18.5 lol

[west reef]

its always kov rov in the end

[warm spindle]

Roommate don't wanna get up for gym

[west reef]

yea exactly

[visual garnet]

Kramnik

[silk stag]

Wanna go to gym with me?

[west reef]

Vladimir

most common slav name

[warm spindle]

What ur 3 maxes

[grim edge]

Jobova Asparagus Putaneska

[silk stag]

Whats 3

[visual garnet]

Okay

[warm spindle]

The big 3

[west reef]

my max dead lift is 170 kg

[silk stag]

Aight too confusing I'll just be your trophy kitten xD

[west reef]

I am weak as shit

[silk stag]

Hmmm

Josepha

[simple stump]

anyone up for game?

[warm spindle]

Nah u fine

[grim edge]

[duh-lee-yuh] not [duh-lia]

[grim edge]

sounds old

[warm spindle]

Thats chill

[west reef]

my colleagues are way stronger, they can pull 200 kg, 190 kg

[silent quest]

That's subjective

[warm spindle]

My current dl max is 405 lbs

[west reef]

bruh whats that in kg ?

[warm spindle]

But I also have an underdeveloped back 🤤

[silk stag]

Hmmm

[warm spindle]

183kg

[west reef]

183 ...

[silk stag]

Bro
Girl named with K

[west reef]

Kiara

[grim edge]

Kirsten

[silk stag]

Imma make a lesbian chess player book

[warm spindle]

Kristina

[west reef]

there's an indian actress called Kiara

[silent quest]

Kevin

[warm spindle]

Kuandale

[grim edge]

Klandelein

[silk stag]

Cant sorry
Thas my sister from another misters name

[grim edge]

Krovakek

[silk stag]

Kuandale Doggett
Sounds nice

[grim edge]

Kilowats

[warm spindle]

Koraline

Korina

Katrina

[silent quest]

Isn't it Caroline

[silk stag]

Katrina Kinky Boots Reznikov

[grim edge]

Kamilla

[west reef]

Kiara lowkey beautiful

[grim edge]

Karen

[silk stag]

Coraline is a name

[grim edge]

KAREN

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-misora-naomi-misora-naomi-death-stare-gif-7312237509524715724

[silk stag]

Helll nawwww

[grim edge]

Klaustofobik

[silk stag]

Worse than naming the char linda

[grim edge]

Klimeit

[silk stag]

Thats better than Karen def

[silent quest]

I agree

[silk stag]

Katrina Kinky Boots Reznikov

[west reef]

whats K name for boys

[grim edge]

Korusa

[west reef]

yea

[silk stag]

Kalvin

[warm spindle]

Kevin

[grim edge]

Korustella

[silent quest]

Korus

[warm spindle]

Kindly

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-ryan-gosling-wink-margot-robbie-handsome-gif-7779535681814001194 Ken

[west reef]

Kaiser is cool

[silk stag]

Kray the Gay Reznikov

[west reef]

Keith

[warm spindle]

Klark

[west reef]

Klauz

[warm spindle]

Kent

[silk stag]

OH MAH
THATS SO GOSH DARN GENIOUS

[west reef]

Kane

[warm spindle]

Karl

[grim edge]

Karl

[warm spindle]

Kringleberry

[random drum]

One day I thought "Why not to write a book called my 50 memorable games" but then I realised that I am trash at chess

[grim edge]

Kwaranteen

[silk stag]

KEITH THE FRENCHMAN KRINGLEBERRY

[warm spindle]

Konstantin

[silent quest]

Thank god

[grim edge]

Kilobite

[west reef]

Konstantin cool too

[warm spindle]

Konstanz

[random drum]

lol

[grim edge]

Kool Aid

[silk stag]

It aint like you playing it you just collecting em

[void fjord]

Who says it’s male?

[west reef]

Klafford

[random drum]

I don't even know which game is memorable. I just love my one game which I played in district championship

[grim edge]

Kwantumfisiks

[west reef]

quantum physics..

[silent quest]

Real

[west reef]

Einstein left the chat

Oppenheimer joined the chat

Korus left the chat

[void fjord]

Kendra is apparently a popular boy name too🤔

Who new

[west reef]

there is one close to that

Kendrick

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-hmmm-pondering-gif-25607721

[void fjord]

What about Kenbrick 🧱

[silk stag]

Hey Chokbar
Imma go charge mah phone

[visual garnet]

I am so close to my peak in blitz

[simple stump]

hi

[glacial iron]

who want to fight me Strong only

[simple stump]

me

[glacial iron]

dm

[simple stump]

dms algging

lagging

[knotty egret]

800-999 strong 😭

[simple stump]

your elo?

[grim edge]

3350

[simple stump]

real

[grim edge]

Same

[spare anvil]

yooo

[severe oxide]

hi

[drowsy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/863158362463797280/1193899565582139443/image.png?ex=65ae649e&is=659bef9e&hm=ae825ae5d1879b60904f7b4aae6c4caf3fad027d1c434a4b5902c858ac52e5a3&

[humble yacht]

Hi

[drowsy crest]

wrong vid

[worthy pendant]

1 move away from checkmate 💀

[severe oxide]

smart

[humble yacht]

Hair by Mr bean is fire

[drowsy crest]

fr

[humble yacht]

Now imagine this guy playing chess

[drowsy crest]

He would win, reason : the opponent is no longer able to play

[humble yacht]

He'd have a teddy piece which combines the bishop rook and knight

[drowsy crest]

Yessir

[humble yacht]

Now if you were a Saudi prince or king you'd have 4 queens

[drowsy crest]

his king would have a green car as an escape route from any check

[humble yacht]

Exactly the king can move 2 spaces any direction

[drowsy crest]

and it can jump over pieces

but the piece being jumped over would have to die

Car accident

[humble yacht]

[humble yacht]

Like checkers

[drowsy crest]

yes exactly

[humble yacht]

Bro what is this fairy chess

[lone zenith]

[humble yacht]

I swear the only website that has these variants is Greenchess.com

[grim edge]

Let’s goooooo right now!

[drowsy crest]

no idea gang

[humble yacht]

Search it up, they have 1000s of variants

[humble yacht]

Or 100s I can't remember

But they don't have crazy house ironically

[warm spindle]

Dude guys

[humble yacht]

Hello

[drowsy crest]

greenchess is for mac 🤮

[zealous wraith]

hello

how are you

[elder rampart]

Hey guys I was really looking forward to play in the Chess Played Quick today but I didn't register early enough and now it's closed. Is there any way I could still play?

[visual garnet]

Yes?

[visual garnet]

No

Teachers now ain't like this

[zealous wraith]

mhm

[warm spindle]

Burgeete

[warm spindle]

G

[zealous wraith]

whattt

[elder rampart]

How?

[zealous wraith]

what

[elder rampart]

you replied to my message about Chess Played Quick

[final gust]

Omg sooo trueee

[zealous wraith]

yea

[final gust]

And relatable

[warm spindle]

Googoo gaga

[elder rampart]

yeah so how would that be possible

[visual garnet]

What's G?

[warm spindle]

Rrrright???!

[zealous wraith]

idk

[zealous wraith]

lol

[warm spindle]

6th letter of alphabet

[visual garnet]

No

[warm spindle]

I'm going to get cybertruck

[zealous wraith]

I was in a hurry and that's why

[visual garnet]

7th?

[shy pike]

nuh uh

[zealous wraith]

ok

im back to school

[visual garnet]

Also gift me Nitro

[high oasis]

im so comfy

i feel like a cat

[zealous wraith]

nice

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7oDd86yk8itslrA9HRP2ki?si=3100f4492aa54942

[high oasis]

i had cheesesteak burgers for breakfast

[zealous wraith]

ooo nice 🙂

[high oasis]

i put saurkraut on it it was bomb

[zealous wraith]

was it tasty

[high oasis]

want some?

[zealous wraith]

nice

[high oasis]

def bro. i put lime juice and tomato too

[upbeat viper]

👀

[zealous wraith]

good

[zealous wraith]

good

[high oasis]

cat

[drowsy crest]

aw

[zealous wraith]

is that your cat

[high oasis]

it is my cat. her name is ruby.

[zealous wraith]

nice

is it male or female

[high oasis]

its a lady

[zealous wraith]

I don't have a pet

[zealous wraith]

cool

[high oasis]

ruby goes outside all day and hunts. then at night time she comes home and acts like a well behaved totally normal and cuddly cat. she follows me everywhere. she climbs on my laptop, my lap, if im looking in the mirror she jumps up and copies me. really great cat.

[zealous wraith]

oooooo nice

I also wanted to have a cat, but they don't let me

[high oasis]

i brushed her last night i have this cool brush that has a button and when you push it it basically gets loose cat hair out of the brush

[high oasis]

you will one day and then you will take over the world

[visual garnet]

Record a video of you touching the nose of the cat @high oasis

[zealous wraith]

thx 🙂

[high oasis]

i just went to my sisters house but i promise i will

i have other videos

[visual garnet]

I want to see what it does😭

[worn ice]

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[high oasis]

oh i gotchu

[zealous wraith]

oh

[obtuse sluice]

zxc says everything

[visual garnet]

🫡

[zealous wraith]

💪🏻

[visual garnet]

😭

[high oasis]

shes the best cat bro

[visual garnet]

Yes😭

[zealous wraith]

I'm going to the gym in a few hours

[high oasis]

leg day?

i did 100 push ups yesterday i was very impressed with myself

[visual garnet]

🥲

[zealous wraith]

and for hands

[high oasis]

nice

my calves are freaking huge bro

[zealous wraith]

👍

[high oasis]

they feel like a brick

[zealous wraith]

I sent you an invitation, did you see?

[high oasis]

me?

[zealous wraith]

true

[zealous wraith]

yea

[high oasis]

i accepted

[zealous wraith]

thx

[sleek oriole]

pov: how to politely say i dont like you in front of a chessboard:

[visual garnet]

😂

Btw you have an iPhone

[severe oxide]

no way

[visual garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254758

[ornate ivy]

I’m doing 500 today

[visual garnet]

Yes way

[high oasis]

ill get there

nice bro keep at it

[ornate ivy]

Keep at it

[loud mural]

Is it possible to get 100+ material

[minor owl]

What's that language

[graceful lintel]

Probably yes

[loud mural]

My record was 64 material up

[high oasis]

spanish

[fickle ingot]

KNIGHT TO C7
BRILLIANT DEEP SACRIFICE

[minor owl]

Wut did u say

[high oasis]

gatita

little cat

[fickle ingot]

why u reacting good move

?

its actually the best move

[minor owl]

That's a normal cat it's not little acc to cat standard

[slate owl]

if you play ficher random 961 times you get a same starting position at least once

[loud mural]

What good move react I see no reaction

[visual garnet]

I don't get it

[fickle ingot]

ye cuz 2 engine are playing

[high oasis]

its a spanish thing. we say something is little so its more “cute”

[digital turret]

Hello

[fickle ingot]

ur no engine

[minor owl]

And why do u speak so zesty and fruity bro 😭

[visual garnet]

Okay

[minor owl]

Ooo interesting

[visual garnet]

You don't need to specify that, no one is

[high oasis]

its to the cat. i have a deep voice normally but i talk to my cat sweet. big difference.

shes my baby

[digital turret]

What are you guys chatting about

[shy pike]

meowww

[visual garnet]

Hi

[fickle ingot]

absolute move

[high oasis]

cats

[digital turret]

Hi

[digital turret]

Really

[minor owl]

But u seduced me

[night horizon]

hi anyone wants to play with me ?

[high oasis]

uhhh

[loud mural]

I didn't play a blunder I played a brilliant that the engine does not understand

[night horizon]

i am new here

[visual garnet]

Yeah hi

[high oasis]

i have a girlfriend 🤚

[sleek oriole]

whaat i thought its an android

[night horizon]

;-;

[minor owl]

That gatita got me

[digital turret]

Yeah yeah hi

[minor owl]

Considered a boyfriend?

[high oasis]

yeah nah im good buddy

[night horizon]

hello does anyone wants to play chess with me?

[visual garnet]

I am trying to tell iPhones are bad

[high oasis]

please stop

[minor owl]

No 😇

[sleek oriole]

nah they are good except hella expensive

[high oasis]

youre freaking weird bro

[visual garnet]

Android is better

Especially pixel and Samsung phones

The customisation is perfect

[sleek oriole]

you do you

[visual garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/excellent-perfect-golden-girls-dorothy-zbornak-gif-25327574

[minor owl]

I'll take that as a compliment

[loud mural]

s20 probably works better than an iPhone 15

[sleek oriole]

being normal is boring anyways

[digital turret]

How to be mod here

[visual garnet]

Yes 😂

[minor owl]

My man

[loud mural]

Beat magnus 3 times

[digital turret]

I did it

[sleek oriole]

in what way?

s20 is not even ultra

[digital turret]

Is gotham chess here

[loud mural]

Accessibility, quality, overheating problems and battery

Not to mention Price

[high oasis]

hes doing flips in the corner

[tight lily]

yo guys

[sleek oriole]

quality is what better on an iphone. accessibilty idk about your country. price: big yes. overheating: already patched, i never noticed

[digital turret]

Backflip or frontflip

[high oasis]

yo wsp

[tight lily]

i hit 1840 :D

[high oasis]

all of them

[digital turret]

Hello

[high oasis]

ive beaten people stronger than you

[digital turret]

All of them in one jump ?

[tight lily]

congs

[high oasis]

yes.

[tight lily]

my best win was 2500

[digital turret]

Howwwwwww

[high oasis]

no u

[high oasis]

thats sick bro nice

[digital turret]

My best win was 1000000000

[tight lily]

ty :D

[tight lily]

such a funny guy xdxd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sleek oriole]

my battery lasts 1,5 days with heavy use (new phone ofc) thats perfect for me

[visual garnet]

Every way except camera

[digital turret]

I'm not funny guy

Dead chat

[pale depot]

hey guys new to chess

[loud mural]

Dontpork checkers

[digital turret]

Who is new to chess

[pale depot]

me

[digital turret]

Ok

[loud mural]

I'm 400 elo and have 450+ games

[sleek oriole]

i had like 5 android phones and one windows phone before i switched to apple, i never noticed any lag, its always good to see how the animations are so seamless. my s20 fe had lags when it had flagship silicon, this does not lag. but anyways when someone decides they dont like iphones they say anything, never held or used one anyways. the only very bad thing is the price

[random drum]

u are backkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[visual garnet]

Use the upcoming Androids like the S23 Ultra, just see if it lags

And the camera is a 1000X better

And the software is 1000000000X better

Especially with good lock

[slate owl]

send help

[sleek oriole]

s24 ultra you mean. thats almost the same category but android. yes the zoom is better, the quality is debatable, but videos are much better on an iphone

[sleek oriole]

how is the software better lol thats the best thing on the iphone xd

[iron barn]

the s20 is old and probably lags because oneui isn't well optimized

[visual garnet]

S24 ultra didn't even release yet

[iron barn]

although i havent used it

[visual garnet]

Use a Samsung phone for atleast a month man, or a pixel

[sleek oriole]

u used the word upcoming. that means it heavent been released

[high oasis]

sometimes i forget i have a whole harp

[coarse sparrow]

Yoo

[sleek oriole]

i used both, iphone better xd

[coarse sparrow]

Sup guys

[visual garnet]

Okay, I meant like the best ones

[loud mural]

My s20 never lagged in 3 years

[coarse sparrow]

Do you play fortnite

[visual garnet]

No way

[iron barn]

depends on the use case

[visual garnet]

Androids are better

[coarse sparrow]

Nah apple is better

[iron barn]

Try opening 3 different apps in half a second from the homescreen

[loud mural]

Any android above s10 should not lag

[iron barn]

see if it stutters

[loud mural]

Ok

[sleek oriole]

i had pixel xl 2, pixel 4 xl, s20 fe, pixel 6 pro. i liked the pixels they are the best android phones, screen amazing, but i overall still prefer how appealing iphones look inside and out

[honest drift]

Someone report me to fair play for this violation🗿✅

[visual garnet]

No

[high oasis]

apfel is better

[visual garnet]

The screens of samsungs are way better

[iron barn]

Honestly the main advantage with android phones is just the freedom to do what u please with ur phone

[sleek oriole]

dont say that that means you dont have personal expreinece lol

[coarse sparrow]

Bro you got a knight checkmate look at that masterpiece

[visual garnet]

Yeah

[loud mural]

Doesn't stutter 🔥

[coarse sparrow]

No apple better

[loud mural]

But not half a second 0.40 seconds

[iron barn]

My old, now dead, modded Poco x3 pro ran flawlessly.

I was porpusefully trying to make it stutter in the ui, i couldnt

[visual garnet]

No

[iron barn]

after installing a custom rom

[coarse sparrow]

Apple better

[loud mural]

That's quite risky to do

[visual garnet]

No

[honest drift]

On the edge too

[iron barn]

just use trusted software

[coarse sparrow]

True

[iron barn]

make sure people dont report major issues with whatever ur installing

[coarse sparrow]

Apple better

[iron barn]

What i despise about my a54 is that there is no dng format for photos

so i cant take high quality pictures

):

[visual garnet]

No

[coarse sparrow]

Apple better

[sleek oriole]

@coarse sparrow leave him alone LOL

[visual garnet]

No

[coarse sparrow]

Nah I was just started having fun

[visual garnet]

Look at how good this looks

[coarse sparrow]

Apple better

[loud mural]

@coarse sparrow which apple can run better than s20 or s21

[digital turret]

Welcome to your life there's no turning back even while we sleep we will find your acting on your best behaviour turn your Back on mother nature everybody wants to rule the world

[unreal hawk]

Hi

[visual garnet]

No

[digital turret]

Hello

[wind light]

Hello

[west reef]

found such a chad move

[coarse sparrow]

Bro my house is filled with aple devices

[west reef]

[iron barn]

Its a shame i dont have my screenshots from my old phone, they'd mog this basic-ahh looking homescreen

[grim edge]

💪 🔥

[loud mural]

Those apple devices cost more than the house

[visual garnet]

😭

[coarse sparrow]

Yeah but that's was apples idea first then android copied it

[unreal hawk]

I want to play chess

[coarse sparrow]

Lol true

[visual garnet]

😂, what was the idea that you they copied exactly?

[loud mural]

Apple looks so mininalistic

[visual garnet]

Nah man

Look at the scrn shot i sent

[loud mural]

That's a samsung tho?

[coarse sparrow]

Uhh coler changing clock and costom wallpapers

[unreal hawk]

I want to play

[visual garnet]

iPhones are untidy

[unreal hawk]

Somebody play with me

[visual garnet]

😂

[grim edge]

people who think iphone is better than android have been tricked by the sunk cost fallacy

[visual garnet]

Yes

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/bearvsman-bear-kung-fy-gif-5430193

[severe oxide]

if ur used to apple UI use apple and likewise w android

[worn ice]

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Bullet: 2203 (2236 peak)

[visual garnet]

You did a face reveal

[grim edge]

so you're aware you're being manipulated and still support apple?

[severe oxide]

hating on someone for using a diff phone is stupid

[west reef]

yea ....

but in cc lmao, so nobody cares

[coarse sparrow]

Yooo

[west reef]

[visual garnet]

I am fighting for Android btw...

[coarse sparrow]

Sup

[iron barn]

i found them saved in my gphotos

[west reef]

sup

[visual garnet]

😂

[grim edge]

oh i mistook the pfp

[visual garnet]

Alright

[loud mural]

Android is so easy to use too

[grim edge]

@coarse sparrow

[west reef]

I watched one demon slayer movie

it was nice

[west reef]

well it depends

[severe oxide]

let people use whatever phone they want lmao

[grim edge]

android is more intuitive gui-wise, that's undisputable

[loud mural]

S20= 300€-500€
Iphone15= 1200€

[west reef]

Samsung Galaxy phones have better camera than iphone

[grim edge]

no cus my xiaomi is 300€ at best and has basically the same processor, screen and space, only a slightly worse camera

[west reef]

Mr,Beast said he vlogs with some samsung galaxy

[visual garnet]

I am letting them, but using iPhones is like walking into a mouse trap

[loud mural]

IPhone 15 is like paying rent 💀

[west reef]

iphone is just the brand name /apple

the phone itself is shit

[visual garnet]

This looks good

[severe oxide]

i prefer iphone UI

[loud mural]

J3 samsung > iphone 7 8 and 9

[west reef]

there are many phones better than iphone, but it never gets popular in the Market

[graceful lintel]

dude can we stop talking abt iOS and Android

personal opinions and no comments on mfs who has never used an iPhone and still trash talking abt it but everyone else do the same

[severe oxide]

real

[graceful lintel]

no hate but stfu personally

[graceful lintel]

Real

How's it going

[loud mural]

Huawei best (im lying)

[graceful lintel]

[severe oxide]

i started a new job

[west reef]

i thought chinese mfs spy you when u use that Huawei shit\

[graceful lintel]

[drowsy crest]

if bro says anything offensive against huawei his chinese mobile will explode

[graceful lintel]

Pixel ui looks good tbh

[loud mural]

Speaking of them i havent heard about Huawei in years are they dead

[visual garnet]

🫡

[graceful lintel]

55%

[west reef]

Bro chinese will spy you

[iron barn]

thats from my old, cheap but good as hell, modded phone

[drowsy crest]

damn the ui is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[west reef]

stop using Huawei

[iron barn]

custom romd

[severe oxide]

i get paid a bag to move bricks and make cement

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[loud mural]

My samsung was made in the wrong korea 🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵

[iron barn]

220$ but so good

[graceful lintel]

this idk

[iron barn]

ran flawlessly, camera was good

[graceful lintel]

[iron barn]

aint no way

[loud mural]

Samsung k-9 is the best

[west reef]

oi stop

worst man in human history

that man was worst than hit.......er and genghis khan

[final gust]

Wers tilt

[iron barn]

he just caused a famine because he lacked brain cells

[severe oxide]

[graceful lintel]

Wait

My msg got deleted?

[drowsy crest]

yes china has supercalifragilisticexpialidocious people

[severe oxide]

@keen parrot

[grim edge]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[severe oxide]

bastoura probs googled who it was then deleted it

[grim edge]

LOL

[graceful lintel]

No Bing chilling

[grim edge]

-9999999999 social credits

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[fair tusk]

.

[grim edge]

bast react if you lurkin'

[final gust]

Anyone else craving some kfc?

[grim edge]

Me

[severe oxide]

bast literally was typing 2 mins ago

[graceful lintel]

[west reef]

Junkie

[grim edge]

I never found a KFC, but it's like good anyways

[west reef]

kfc, burger king, mcdonalds, all are crap

[severe oxide]

kfc is disgusting

[grim edge]

It's not popular in my country

[slate owl]

thats crazy because i dont remember sending that message

[graceful lintel]

[west reef]

those crap brand foods are business oriented, they never make food with love

[final gust]

KFC was invented in Asia @@drowsy crest

[west reef]

they are designed to make u unhealthy and fat

and addictive ...

[final gust]

That's been scientifically proven

[drowsy crest]

cool

[west reef]

so that u buy that crap over and over

[final gust]

Still delicious

[drowsy crest]