💬〡general-off-topic

[fervent comet]

i suck at bullet

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> soulkillerz2006

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1007 (1088 peak)
Bullet: 667 (1208 peak)

[fervent comet]

i am stuck at 600 bullet barely play it but yea

[bright eagle]

wth 1200 peak 💀

[fervent comet]

we do not talk about that

[pallid plinth]

Don't play bullet or blitz till hit like 2k rapid

[silk stag]

Ngl
I miss my old account
I used to rock and play like a russian schoolboy
Now look at me

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1319 (1468 peak)
Blitz: 1268 (1421 peak)
Bullet: 1305 (1344 peak)

[fervent comet]

i was cooking a while ago but now i am not cooking

[bright eagle]

want to play some bullet?

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1275 (1366 peak)
Blitz: 1063 (1134 peak)
Bullet: 1199 (1249 peak)

[fervent comet]

i will have to go get my mouse

and i suck anyways

[bright eagle]

fine fine

I'll beat you 😛

[glossy radish]

jays bullet

[random drum]

Ding played this tournament yesterday in china

[fervent comet]

prob

wait let me bring the mouse

[bright eagle]

but it'll be cool to see how good you are

[silk stag]

Zao shang hao zhuong guo

[random drum]

his perf rating was 2667

[silk stag]

Bro played like a bot with the unedited one thas crazy

[random drum]

He has to reach amsterdam

[night mural]

Guys what do I do if I dont know how to solve a puzzle? Should I still keep on trying to find the move, in order to improve?

[random drum]

before 12th jan

Ig Ian will beat him at tata steel now

[fervent comet]

send link

[bright eagle]

dm me

[silk stag]

Ngl

[fervent comet]

ok

[silk stag]

Tata steel sounds fun to be an audience in

[random drum]

everyone is covering the game in which ding lost

[silk stag]

Hey

[silk stag]

HEY

[random drum]

?

[opaque violet]

he's still better than them tho

[random drum]

Justice renders to everyone his due.

[silk stag]

Baskemtball

[grim edge]

I'm back.

[upbeat viper]

run

[grim edge]

nooo

[silk stag]

Baskemtbawl

[random drum]

yess. He was away from chess for a year so it's obv that he in not in shape

[random drum]

DING IS BACKKKKKKKKKK

[silk stag]

Baskemtball

[upbeat viper]

ikr

[random drum]

But he didn't perform well

i hope he will get back into the shape

[silk stag]

Thats what she said

[silk stag]

Circle ding

[silent quest]

Had he gone somewhere?

[random drum]

he disappeared from chess world

he withdrew from every tournament

[random drum]

💀

[silk stag]

Social credit score was running low

[silent quest]

What if he was kidnapped and was told to do so

[opaque violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1104687750533369907/1192434968924803082/image.png?ex=65a9109a&is=65969b9a&hm=8446240de9acda79967e5e5998f79cae061b7eca029a80e91a4ad0366320e88b&

[silk stag]

Mating is natural

But you are not the type of creature to reproduce asexually
Stop jacking off

Like
You might get socks pregnant

[tired wren]

his expression says it all

[primal mirage]

no way bro does that

[silk stag]

I miss Daddy chokbar

[random drum]

bruh

[silk stag]

Average day in Russia

Wait

How is life on china

Ngl

WAIT WAIT WAIT
THE CHINESE ARENT MINORITIES

Just realized that

[fervent comet]

wow

how did you just realize that

[silk stag]

Murca

[normal hatch]

🦅

[rich crystal]

Bruh

[fervent comet]

true

[silk stag]

Gud with maps

[fervent comet]

🛢️

[silk stag]

Not with logic

[gentle steppe]

My time has come

[normal hatch]

I bleed red white and blue🛢️🦅

[fervent comet]

where is Lesotho

on the map

[silk stag]

Near burundi

[rich crystal]

No way that's a country

[fervent comet]

it is

[opaque violet]

bro is american

[fervent comet]

south africa

it is inside south africa

[rich crystal]

They be naming countries with whatever bs nowadays

[fervent comet]

so is Eswatini

[opaque violet]

niger

[knotty egret]

"whatever bs" letters

[fervent comet]

cool country

[silk stag]

Ngl tho

[fervent comet]

it is pretty old if i am not wrong

[rich crystal]

That was a figure of speech

[fervent comet]

1966

[fervent comet]

ok

[silk stag]

Bro

Segs segs segs UwU

[rich crystal]

Not that old technically then comparing to other nations

[fervent comet]

ig

[rich crystal]

Most normal person here

[fervent comet]

south sudan is the latest country i think

[rich crystal]

Yeaa

[silk stag]

Best country honestly
Is al andalus

[fervent comet]

real

[fervent comet]

?

[silk stag]

Who knows where al andalus is

[silk stag]

Muslim spain

[rich crystal]

No way that's a thing as well

[fervent comet]

oh i did not know the name for it but ok

[silk stag]

Medieval ages
Tolerance is key to prosperity
Before muslim pirates attacked

Dang pirates ruining the only thing in the world that was gud

Shoot dang poo poo head silly billy gosh darn buck tooth havin pirats

[knotty egret]

people who type gud should be sentenced to death by lethal injection

[fervent comet]

being a pirate is stupid

[silk stag]

Pay for it and deliver it and I'll do it myself

[rich crystal]

I agree but injection is too easy.....

[rich crystal]

Dk sounds fun

[fervent comet]

true probably is

[silk stag]

Scurvy and hard bread

You gon fight china?

[knotty egret]

ill just ship you some laxatives should work the same. put it in your morning coffee

[fervent comet]

both should be fixed

[grim edge]

What do you mean?

[rich crystal]

Everybody know about it and nothing can really help it tbh

[grim edge]

#reaction-roles

[rich crystal]

Rich and militarily dope with a nice arsenal of nuclear power

[upbeat viper]

keep politics out of the server please

no geopolitics

[fossil nymph]

Ok

[rich crystal]

Off topic?

[fervent comet]

ok

[silk stag]

Lemme dm you my opinion

[fervent comet]

fake batman

[rich crystal]

I think it's allowed in general off topic

[upbeat viper]

against rules

[rich crystal]

Bruh k

[rich crystal]

Blud was waiting for this his whole life

[fervent comet]

lol

[stable mirage]

gotta love random analysis

[grim edge]

my server profile looks good

[lilac dust]

Black's ridiculous win, white blundered rook and queen and resigned

[fervent comet]

sad

[slate owl]

did someone say femboys

[slate owl]

please be me fr

[fervent comet]

no

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1193847147339186216/Screenshot_20230513_082315.jpg?ex=65ae33cc&is=659bbecc&hm=6bb7ab745e62b8f226f5366904a9c664d50ce698df9cd1e572227bf3e480b28e&=&width=811&height=844

[fervent comet]

stop

[stable mirage]

omg hi ducky

[grim edge]

hi

[fervent comet]

we need people

who are not femboys

[stable mirage]

true if we have too many femboys they’re less special

[fervent comet]

real

[stable mirage]

but then again

we could all have one

[grim edge]

im the best femboy

[silk stag]

Pillowy bits pillowy bits
Tickle tickle
Pillowy bits pillowy bits

[slate owl]

what if this image actually works and its just that we are not one of them

[stable mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1093955890362712125/1193706440607678544/image0.jpg?ex=65adb0c1&is=659b3bc1&hm=1b741d3f0dbeb36f8ce0ce94b3bf22206b509b82a48e9c2cb7b41ac1d22eec17&

[slate owl]

yugioh better cuhh

[grim edge]

i am

[silk stag]

Is that drugs?

[slate owl]

check dms

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

[stable mirage]

ur thinking of the new mario game

[silk stag]

Bro def send something nasty

[stable mirage]

ew

[silk stag]

R u bobert?

R u phillip?????

[fervent comet]

hikaru

[stable mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/842786517969666068/1136163343183380550/hikaruGifT.gif

[grim edge]

reposting this so Fin wont be lonely

[fervent comet]

real

[hasty raven]

Did somebody say femboys?!

Where?

[silk stag]

Is fin eminem but femboy?

[stable mirage]

#2200-or-higher

[hasty raven]

"No access"

[grim edge]

hes everything but a straight dude

[silk stag]

Nope
Gives me farts instead of ending my misery

[stable mirage]

get to 2200

[hasty raven]

Jesus, you need to grind for the NSFW channel?

[silk stag]

So hes a straight girl?

[stable mirage]

ofc you do

[hasty raven]

Why does this server have a NSFW channel?

[silk stag]

Is the nsfw channel for rp and kinks?

[grim edge]

every Friday night because she goes to the club

[novel moat]

You need to be 2200 or higher rated to access it

[slate owl]

me elo after hearing that information 📈 📈 📈

[hasty raven]

No, I got that, why does a CHESS server have a NSFW channel

[stable mirage]

[pastel phoenix]

Oh

[silk stag]

Can I send feet pics in nsfw channel

[novel moat]

Everybody needs a channel like that

[slate owl]

2200+ chess players are crazy enough to

[novel moat]

[hasty raven]

Guess my quest to 1000 has become quest to 2200

[slate owl]

and this

[grim edge]

there is no nsfw channel here. oh wait, are you talking about DMs?

[pastel phoenix]

Meanwhile 2300+ players:

[novel moat]

#2200-or-higher

[knotty egret]

if so yes you can

[pastel phoenix]

Oh that’s the 2200-2399 channel

[hasty raven]

Oh wait
This is the internet
I can just search "femboy" in googe

[pastel phoenix]

#500-999

[novel moat]

[hasty raven]

1trillion result

[grim edge]

#🇪🇸〡español

[grim edge]

Thats not it!

[hasty raven]

Are there chess streamer femboys?

[grim edge]

half are mine

[stable mirage]

2200+ they didn’t bother to separate us above that

[hasty raven]

I might redownload twitch if there are

[novel moat]

It is

[knotty egret]

gothamchess

[pastel phoenix]

They do

[hasty raven]

I watch Gotham all the time he's not a femboy

[pastel phoenix]

There’s a 2400-2599

[stable mirage]

I’ve been above 2400 I would know

[pastel phoenix]

Yes but if you drop below that role gets deleted

[stable mirage]

I would have seen it

[grim edge]

Thank you, Pikachu!

[stable mirage]

I sat there for like a week

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

Pikachu

thunderstorm

[fervent comet]

yes

[novel moat]

No problem! Always happy to help... You can ask me if you have further questions! giggles

[slate owl]

is your pfp rammus

[knotty egret]

have you seen his of tho

you wouldnt know

[novel moat]

No

[stable mirage]

hi bast could you confirm that we have a nsfw channel here

[slate owl]

thays crazy

[novel moat]

[upbeat viper]

no

dummy

[grim edge]

why are you giggling ?

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[upbeat viper]

[silk stag]

Bast is daddy material

[upbeat viper]

[silk stag]

Id magnus his hikaru all day every day

[upbeat viper]

why is chat weird

[novel moat]

Sorry I can't hold my laughter in..

[hasty raven]

His WHUH

[stable mirage]

midnight chat

[hasty raven]

No way he has a

[grim edge]

Please...back off!

[slate owl]

is ye ever gonna drop an album 💔

[stark arrow]

because chess players

[silk stag]

Sure
Chokbar my daddy I just said he material

[grim edge]

You seem nice.

[upbeat viper]

he is

very

nice

😼

[upbeat viper]

true

[grim edge]

Focus on Chokbar

[silk stag]

Daddy Chokbars my daddy

[slate owl]

lichess better

[upbeat viper]

no u

[normal hatch]

Truth

[sleek oriole]

its 10:30 in the morning

[grim edge]

Thank you!

[silk stag]

You're welcome

[stable mirage]

I’m talking america time

because people from other parts of the world don’t exist

[grim edge]

He will drop his jaw

[stable mirage]

unfortunately

[sleek oriole]

thats my point

[novel moat]

Aww thank you. You also seem really nice

[normal hatch]

Ye dropping bro. Believe

[silk stag]

Is chokbar like actually hot tho

[silk stag]

If bro is hot its gon be weird

[slate owl]

yandhi flashbacks

[upbeat viper]

weirdos in chat raise your hand

[slate owl]

totally not me cuh

[hasty raven]

Got whacked by my sister for calling my knights "horsies" in a game with her

She's mean

[silk stag]

Sweet home alabama

[knotty egret]

ponies>>>

[hasty raven]

What the hell is wrong with you

[grim edge]

he sent a couple of pics here but he covered his face

[hasty raven]

She's 14.

You sick bastard.

[silk stag]

Mb

[silk stag]

Ay
No name calling here silly billy

[hasty raven]

I mention my sister and the first thing you think of is incest.

You need psychiatric help.

[silk stag]

I do but it aint cuz of at

[hasty raven]

Have you been checked for brain damage?

[gentle steppe]

Me sir

[silk stag]

Have you been checked for having small pp

[vivid yoke]

@upbeat viper what words shall ban me from this server?

[echo niche]

Not yet

[silk stag]

Whacked
Wacked
Its practically entrapment

[hasty raven]

That's a great argument right there
I call you out for being sick in the head and you say I have a small weiner

[normal hatch]

Racial Slurs

[grim edge]

you are. but just a little.. because why would you send messages in the VC youre not in

[upbeat viper]

why would you ask that

just be nice

[hasty raven]

IN WHAT WORLD DOES "WHACK" MEAN COITUS

[normal hatch]

Speedrun ban

[grim edge]

Wild

[vivid yoke]

no I just mentioned somebody's name from germany and you banned me

[vivid yoke]

He is my discord friend

[hasty raven]

Whacking somebody means to strike them, whether with an object or an open hand

[upbeat viper]

well yeah

read rules

[grim edge]

Same XD

[stable mirage]

>

[upbeat viper]

can't make references to wars etc

[echo niche]

Thas crazy

[grim edge]

Wait no

I meant chess.com friend XD

[grim edge]

hows your OTB

[silk stag]

Im calling you a smol pp twat for having no gawdam sense of humor
Now If I offended you sure but after I said my bad fk off
I said a song lyric and you overreacted pssy this is discord stop being a snowflake

[echo niche]

Won it within 19 moves. Felt poor for that guy

[grim edge]

yay! happy for you

[hasty raven]

Again, I mentioned my sister hitting me and the first thing you think of is incest
I'm not in the wrong for blowing up on you

[silk stag]

Again
Whack sounds like wack and I said a song lyric
I blame you for being a snowflake

[echo niche]

Wait no

GIF ain’t giffing

[hasty raven]

A song lyric commonly associated with incest jokes, you know what you were doing, don't be glib

[echo niche]

It’s still not giffing

That’s some bs

[grim edge]

crazyyyyy

[silk stag]

I know what Im doing
I made a joke about your sister
You couldve said you were offended
And I'm calling you a twat

[echo niche]

Does it work?

[echo niche]

Did the gif work?

[grim edge]

yeah it did.

[echo niche]

Oh yes I see it now

[silk stag]

You called me a braindead and Im calling you a snowflake

[echo niche]

Yeah I just went crazy on him

[silk stag]

Its a great equalizer

[knotty egret]

nothing about incest was ever even said 😭 it was just alabama

[gentle steppe]

Tru

[grim edge]

why didny ou move to queen F3

[echo niche]

Hm?

[vivid yoke]

why does every under 1000 elo rapid player play bullet in rapid?

[echo niche]

Where did I play Qf3?

[stable mirage]

that applies for a while

[silk stag]

They def dont on 15/10
They let it play out in the end and they let their time run out

[stable mirage]

the reason is that they’re 600

[vivid yoke]

I mean in 10 minute

[vivid yoke]

I'm playing with a 914 rn

[acoustic mason]

I do it in 15/10

[grim edge]

why didnt you after you put your bishop to H7

[acoustic mason]

And then complain that I'm always losing. I wonder why

[vivid yoke]

I did that in a tournament

[echo niche]

Huh?

[stable mirage]

I love playing bullet in otb classical

[grim edge]

can you join VC and talk about the gif

[acoustic mason]

Otb I always run out of time but online I end with more time than I start with. My brain is broke or something

[echo niche]

I can’t rn. But later yes. You can DM me and ask if you want. Rn I’ll have to work again xD

[grim edge]

okay later after my shift

[echo niche]

Yes

[acoustic mason]

If someone tattooed opening moves on their wrist would they be permanently banned from tournaments? 🤔 (Even if they play a different opening)

[stable mirage]

check the fide handbook

[acoustic mason]

I'd be surprised if they specifically handle tattoos

That seems like the sort of thing that doesn't get written until after someone tries it

[shadow mason]

start with e 4

[acoustic mason]

I'm too lazy to look it up but I'd imagine best case scenario you'd just be forced to wear long sleeves or something

[echo niche]

I did

[grim edge]

how do i study openings without any already existing lines and stuff

[upbeat viper]

wdym

[shadow mason]

books

[upbeat viper]

studying 1. a3 you mean ?

[west reef]

U are 2000 and still asking the nuances ?

[grim edge]

eg: e4 e5 f4 exf4 Nf3 d5 exd5 Qxd5

[grim edge]

theres a bunch of ideas for the specific lines and there is no material anywhere so ill just have to sit at an analysis board

[upbeat viper]

why would you play this nonsense

[grim edge]

HI BAST

[upbeat viper]

hi whism

[grim edge]

it's not rlly nonsense but u can encounter it

[upbeat viper]

connect

[grim edge]

bast i just made the most illuminating diagrams of my life r u proud of me

[upbeat viper]

play it like a scandi

[grim edge]

and ive written five thousand words over the last few days

[grim edge]

also yeah ive never really studied openings before 😛

five thousand TECHNICAL words not other words

[west reef]

oh

[grim edge]

and i pulled another allnighter

[grim edge]

aw shit another one to learn

[upbeat viper]

[shadow mason]

london opening on top

[upbeat viper]

did you switch to e4 ?

[fervent comet]

i could leak my sirs zoom meeting but i will be kind enough to not do that

[grim edge]

ive always played e4

[upbeat viper]

then

why do you complain about the scandi

[grim edge]

idk bro i just see cool moves and i play it

[grim edge]

very 2020

leaking zoom meetings

[grim edge]

tf is dat

omfg, it's been 4 years since the pandemic started wtf

[upbeat viper]

take that

and be happy

it's not complete

[shadow mason]

i just noticed fr fr

[upbeat viper]

but

[grim edge]

crap wrong reply

[grim edge]

Time flies so fast. omg

[west reef]

people still get corona ?

[shadow mason]

2020 effect

[maiden sorrel]

Hey

[shadow mason]

or should i say leap year effect

[west reef]

Double dose vaccine not working in ppl still ? thats crazy

[shadow mason]

pluh

was that a purge or im getting banned

[grim edge]

who ping

[acoustic mason]

https://chessbook.com/

[west reef]

yes i use this

to memorize lines

[grim edge]

holy shit i didnt know this existed i love you thanks

[acoustic mason]

It shows most likely responses for your elo bracket so you can just focus on what people play instead of engine lines

[vivid yoke]

How to reach 1000

stuck at 950 for so long

[west reef]

i am also at 950

[vivid yoke]

wanna play?

[west reef]

due to internet issues :/

[shadow mason]

im 1500!

[vivid yoke]

give us tips

[west reef]

I lose in time , because i get disconnected in middle of match

[shadow mason]

nah id win

i always win in time

[grim edge]

just win

[fervent comet]

as 1000 i am stuck here

[vivid yoke]

by checkmate or time

[grim edge]

both

[west reef]

I reached from 1000 to 950 today, because of bad disconnections

[shadow mason]

bro just do knight f3 and repeat same move over and over

[fervent comet]

checkmate mostly

[vivid yoke]

who likes to play classical

[shadow mason]

to win in bullet

[fervent comet]

lol

[west reef]

I was talking abt bullet tho

I am 1400 in rapid

[grim edge]

I'm getting old, and I need something to rely on
So, tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired, and I need somewhere to begin

[shadow mason]

i am 500 in rapid

[fervent comet]

nice

[shadow mason]

is that lyrics for a song or smth

[fervent comet]

600 i barely play it

[shadow mason]

same

[grim edge]

eh

[fervent comet]

eh

[shadow mason]

would u praise me if i get 2k in blitz?

[grim edge]

no

[upbeat viper]

no

[shadow mason]

5k

[fervent comet]

yes

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2105 (peak)
Blitz: 2108 (2101 peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[minor owl]

I am a man 😄

[grim edge]

no

[shadow mason]

beat magnus carlsen

[acoustic mason]

It's based on cc and lc database so I guess your opening is just super uncommon 😅

[minor owl]

Hi gus

[vale lodge]

Hi, I'm back

[grim edge]

i want the ideas from there on tho

[grim edge]

dont say that. choky will think youre a man

[vivid yoke]

@grim edge

[minor owl]

It's over anyways 😒

[vivid yoke]

thank you for your advice

[fervent comet]

w

[median saffron]

i sacrificed my queen

[grim edge]

what

[median saffron]

for nothing!!

[acoustic mason]

I guess your only option is to get engine suggested moves and input manually. But it kinda goes against the point of the tool

[median saffron]

tilting :/\

[slate owl]

nice pfp

[minor owl]

So u blundered ur queen?

[fervent comet]

so fun

[vivid yoke]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

ok

[slate owl]

would smash

[median saffron]

no it was a tactical blunder

[fervent comet]

no it is a strategy fr fr

[minor owl]

😇

[fervent comet]

yes

[median saffron]

i get in the opponents head

if i beat them with no queen they quit the game

[grim edge]

it's my charm that transcends the boundaries of the digital realm, you have my welcome

[fervent comet]

do a rematch

[median saffron]

yes

[fervent comet]

beat them so bad they get angry

the do another one

[minor owl]

Ooo i see my bad original gangster

[median saffron]

yes'

[fervent comet]

they lose cause of anger you farm free elo

[median saffron]

calculated queen sacrifice

[slate owl]

[median saffron]

my sacrifice was so deep it paid off 2 games later when they delete their account

[slate owl]

send help

[acoustic mason]

Have you played games with that position already? If you link your account it lets you import your own games

[fervent comet]

no

[shadow mason]

bro is trash

[median saffron]

who is bro

oh

[fervent comet]

trashb is bro

[median saffron]

bro got backrank mated

[shadow mason]

fr

[fervent comet]

w

[grim edge]

pro fr

[shadow mason]

skill issue at that point

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[west reef]

damn

[median saffron]

ok femboy

[grim edge]

hi sirius

[vale lodge]

I love sliding my rook into people's back rank to mate them

[median saffron]

we should beef in vc

[stable mirage]

hello

[fervent comet]

i got my finger swollen it has the liquid thing in it now

[west reef]

@shadow mason want to play rapid ?

[stable mirage]

I know you just want to hear my beautiful voice

[shadow mason]

hold up

im in blitz

[slate owl]

WHO BEEN COUNTIN J. COLE OUT ❓ ⁉️

[west reef]

ok

[slate owl]

nice sticker

[fervent comet]

real

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[grim edge]

real

[grim edge]

omg the two hot men

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-rule-736-gif-25067961

[grim edge]

omg wait why is this relatable

[south zenith]

Bunch of weirdos

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/hallal-cat-gif-25588409

[fervent comet]

no

[fervent comet]

meowslim

[grim edge]

ok stop

[slate owl]

smash

[west reef]

meowslim lol

[median saffron]

[fervent comet]

control yourself

[fervent comet]

you too

[grim edge]

huh

[median saffron]

they have seen too much

[west reef]

control your desires !!!!

[median saffron]

sorry kids

[grim edge]

ive experienced more

[median saffron]

its after hours for me

[fervent comet]

💀

[west reef]

control your desires, focus on something better

[median saffron]

i just put on a voice changer and joined a roblox game saying i was travis scott

[fervent comet]

[west reef]

check your bank account

[slate owl]

femboys

[median saffron]

eye opening experience

[grim edge]

ok bye losers

[fervent comet]

no

[median saffron]

fEMBOYS

[fervent comet]

i am not one

[median saffron]

@stable mirage we're talking about you

[slate owl]

all i say is money 🗣️

[west reef]

yes

[fervent comet]

🤑

[slate owl]

how can i be broke 🗣️

[vale lodge]

If money speak, then I'm mute

[west reef]

learn how to make money online

[knotty egret]

whats the best anime this season

[stable mirage]

[west reef]

I use hacking to make money online

[fervent comet]

none

[west reef]

do what you are good at

and most importantly, touch grass

[grim edge]

owasp

[fervent comet]

anime bad

[shadow mason]

les go

[grim edge]

bro is not part of hackthemountains though

[west reef]

HTB Academy >>>>>>

[grim edge]

hmmmm

[stable mirage]

[west reef]

Ok , say ur username

[acoustic mason]

"Make money online"
"Touch grass"
Something ain't adding up here

[shadow mason]

uilst uilsee

[slate owl]

frfr

[grim edge]

how tf do u even make money off that

[fervent comet]

you just hate when someone trys to have life

[west reef]

it teaches skills, then i use the skills to make money

[shadow mason]

@west reef

[acoustic mason]

Not my words. I was pointing out a contradiction

[shadow mason]

im waiting bro

[west reef]

uilsee ?

[shadow mason]

real

[grim edge]

thats... lamey

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️.

[west reef]

based

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/kravatie-kravate-viva-kravatie-french-cat-gif-25816617

[slate owl]

smash

[tepid nimbus]

Hello guys

[acoustic mason]

So you're a pen-tester?

[vale lodge]

Hi

[west reef]

i dont see any uilsee username bro

[cerulean rivet]

Looks like there is no one that knows me 💀😶‍🌫️

[shadow mason]

whats ur user

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/inabakumori-pregnant-can-men-get-pregnant-inabakumori-meme-male-pregnancy-gif-22885558

[tepid nimbus]

How are you doing this afternoon

[west reef]

which one is you

[vale lodge]

Pretty good, hbu?

[shadow mason]

uilst uilsee

[west reef]

ok

[tepid nimbus]

I'm also doing fine

[vale lodge]

Good

[west reef]

sent challenge

[tepid nimbus]

You up for a game?

[vale lodge]

Sure

[vale lodge]

I'm only 500 though

[slate owl]

yo

[tepid nimbus]

What's your username?

[slate owl]

these ai drawings keep getting better and better

[vale lodge]

Xison10

[tepid nimbus]

I could help you learn some chess

[vale lodge]

Thanks

[grim edge]

lemme check 🔥

[tepid nimbus]

Which would you prefer?, Blitz, Rapid or bullet

[vale lodge]

Rapid

[supple cedar]

Hi, what's ur rating on chesscom?

[slate owl]

but the femboy shakers

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @stable mirage, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[fervent comet]

real

[stable mirage]

I don’t understand that question

[echo niche]

Cheese

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/real-life-batman-gif-18344577568836981509

[stable mirage]

I mean there’s no specific definition

[upbeat viper]

hi

[echo niche]

For gotham!

[fervent comet]

real

[grim edge]

hi chat

[west reef]

@shadow mason i was abt to crush u, but dude what can i do, my internet is lowkey trash

[fervent comet]

sure

[stable mirage]

I think around 1500-2000 otb is club strength but depends on your definition

[echo niche]

Lmao

[south zenith]

1200 to 2200

[shadow mason]

was about to checkmate after queen trade

[echo niche]

Agreed

[west reef]

Lmfao

[acoustic mason]

It's not an official term with a defined elo. But it's basically hobbyist > club player > professional

[echo niche]

I’m 1700😭

[west reef]

i had advantage

[south zenith]

Then you are of club strength

[west reef]

idk what are u smoking

[echo niche]

I want Magnus strength tho

[south zenith]

For fide yes

[tepid nimbus]

1300 for Blitz and 1100 for bullet

[acoustic mason]

So it's basically an amateur who puts in a decent effort to improve

[echo niche]

90% sure you can’t convert that

[stable mirage]

“I had an advantage”

[south zenith]

Everyone wants magnus strength

[west reef]

1.5 advantage is decisive for me

[south zenith]

But then it would be average strength

[echo niche]

I want it more tho

[west reef]

0.5 is nothing

[tepid nimbus]

I can't find your username

[echo niche]

If you’re 1500 and that’s “decisive” you are underrated

[west reef]

after 1.5 , 2, etc, it is very decisive

[echo niche]

Or just overrating yourself

[south zenith]

Depends on the position still

[west reef]

nah, the thing is i am playing with someone of my own level

[vale lodge]

@tepid nimbus sorry, my wifi went off. I'm back

[tepid nimbus]

Hello @supple cedar

[south zenith]

1.5 with 20 million tactics or 1.5 in a rook endgame is big diff

[west reef]

so it is crystal clear

[west reef]

i played d4 line, so it was very positional

no tactics much

[stable mirage]

ok stockfish

[vale lodge]

Give me yours

[south zenith]

Then its hard to prove a +1.5 many times

[west reef]

the thing is i was still on repertoire

[south zenith]

Or it has to be a static advantage

[tepid nimbus]

Toe_knee97

[shadow mason]

this is how bad 500's are huh

[west reef]

like i played maybe same position like coupe hundred times

[vale lodge]

Ok

[acoustic mason]

Meanwhile my games swing from +5 to -7 in the span of 2 moves

[echo niche]

Still then. I mean in blitz? I’d be able to lose a +2.5 position on 1800 elo

[south zenith]

As in a positional weakness like doubled pawns that are easy to attack

[echo niche]

He’s obviously way more experienced. Just watch and learn

[vale lodge]

@tepid nimbus I sent you friend request

[tepid nimbus]

I have accepted

[south zenith]

Must be the case

[vale lodge]

Ok

@tepid nimbus should I send a challenge?

[echo niche]

xD

[west reef]

@shadow mason want to go again ?

[tepid nimbus]

Yeah Sure, although I already did that

[echo niche]

We need to play again some time

[west reef]

I am bit closer to my router rn

[shadow mason]

alr wait im destroying some 500's

[grim edge]

I bumped into an old Russian Japanese looking guy today. He then told me "You..gorgeous".. so I said, "Im flattered". Then, he responded, "No, you... gorgeous" and pointed to his toes that I was stepping on. He was saying, "You..hurt toes" not "You..gorgeous"

[west reef]

ok

[thick mango]

hey guys how can i post my best move in 2024 chess.com daily champion

[south zenith]

Rip

[upbeat viper]

#1050128402427957268

[west reef]

japanese russian looking ?

[shadow mason]

done

[west reef]

didnt make sense to me

[shadow mason]

inv me in a game

[west reef]

I sent the invite

[echo niche]

Average experience after the universe decided to give you too much “luck” on the day before

[stable mirage]

it isn’t the best don’t bother

[thick mango]

BRuh it my best move not the best one in this tournament

[stable mirage]

[shadow mason]

ggs @west reef

[lament jacinth]

Uh

[stable mirage]

-sun tzu, the art of war

[west reef]

ggs

1-1

[stable mirage]

did you both play the caro and win as white

[shadow mason]

ggs

[west reef]

no i won as blackkk

[shadow mason]

yeah

[west reef]

i played sicilian

smith morra gambit was it ?

or was it bowdler

[shadow mason]

[nimble niche]

why is there a suspiciously strong 1000 in my daily chess championship group?

[west reef]

idc whatevers, sicilian is my trump card as always

[shadow mason]

i always lose to sicilian

🗣️

[stable mirage]

a 600 is a 600 just beat them

[west reef]

cc just glitched

why not allowing me to look review

wth

[nimble niche]

which normal 1000 dares to sacrifice pieces let alone have them work?

[stuck kestrel]

scammed

[nimble niche]

im not losing he's just finding the right sacs to defend

[west reef]

ok not the best performance

I was expecting atleast one brilliant move

i thought this rook sac was brillianto

[stable mirage]

ok

[stuck kestrel]

what is this shit

[west reef]

i dunno

rook and pawn endgame

[stuck kestrel]

how is that the best move

[stable mirage]

prob took a pawn

[west reef]

because i am going to promote after h 2

:/

[stuck kestrel]

yea

[stuck kestrel]

did u take a pawn

[west reef]

yea

instead of brilliant got 2 great moves :/

funny that losing side has more great moves than me

[stuck kestrel]

shut up

[west reef]

Quack quack

duckling mf

[stuck kestrel]

ur mum

[west reef]

I ate ur mum

since she was also a duck

[stuck kestrel]

i ate ur dad

[acoustic mason]

Damn these disses are 🔥

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

how is that not allowed

[west reef]

That shit

[teal jungle]

1000s sac alot

usually its bad

[stuck kestrel]

u can say shit and asshole but not fatherles

[teal jungle]

sometimes they get lucky andd it works

[west reef]

people cannot come up with new shit

[ionic bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/804361175907303454/988358034633924628/974821103535005726.gif

[silk stag]

Yall are silly billies

[nimble niche]

this guy has made multiple correct sacrifices

[west reef]

I guess thats some 12 yo comebacks

[teal jungle]

can i see an example

[stuck kestrel]

[acoustic mason]

Ig it can be used in a much more targeted and personal way than asshole

[stuck kestrel]

[silk stag]

Daddy less

Papaless

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/game/daily/603054675

[stuck kestrel]

orphaned

[acoustic mason]

Lacking in masculine role model

[west reef]

why have you got a girl pfp now

i thought u had some leonardo da vinci pfp

[silk stag]

Baskemtball?

[west reef]

hmm

[silk stag]

I use the pictures of people I recently banged

As pfp

[west reef]

oh i see

if i did that, i would have to change pfp everyday

[nimble niche]

ain't no way that guy knows so much theory when none of his games played into that line

[stuck kestrel]

ur pfp would be blank

[silk stag]

U a ho?

[haughty oak]

hi

[west reef]

no

I bang them, not one of them

[haughty oak]

so my account got deleted and i created another one that has 800 elo

[silk stag]

Only hos bang so many people

[west reef]

well..

[haughty oak]

and i get wins and loses sometimes

[west reef]

if u have a lot of testesterone

[silk stag]

Even if u call urself a stud u a ho

[silk stag]

U a roid rage ho?

[west reef]

no i like to provide some , you know, some milk for the malnutrition ho , s

[west reef]

nope

[stuck kestrel]

haha thats hilarious

[silk stag]

So you a ho for the hos?

[west reef]

that doesnt make sense

[stuck kestrel]

i know both of u are virgins blud

[west reef]

I aint virgin fam

[stuck kestrel]

[acoustic mason]

Watching pubescent teens attempting to flex like this will never not be funny

[stuck kestrel]

fr

[west reef]

i lost virginity like 5 years ago or something

i dont remember

[stuck kestrel]

so, when u were 9?

makes sense

[west reef]

no, when i was 19

[stuck kestrel]

[silk stag]

So u bang lots a hos
So u the town motorcycle

[west reef]

motorcycle ?

how does that analogy work

i am hearing that for first time

[acoustic mason]

You're not 24. Adults don't talk the way you are right now. Any that do aren't getting any action

[silk stag]

Everyone gets to ride

[west reef]

you mean, as a motorcycle, gotta carry load a lot

[west reef]

oh, i dont ride though

[silk stag]

The town motorcycle

[stuck kestrel]

bro is delulu

[west reef]

i give them ride ..

[silk stag]

So you a ho then

[west reef]

I mean the rider essentially are females

[silk stag]

Aight aight no judging

[stuck kestrel]

what is this idiot chat rn bro

[silk stag]

Doesnt make u not a ho

[west reef]

yeah just ignore these minors

[west reef]

i think you are misunderstanding

[acoustic mason]

Korus put your phone away and pay attention to school

[west reef]

school ?

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[silk stag]

So a girl bangs lots a men and she a ho
That should mean a guy who bangs lots a girl are also hos

[west reef]

that was like 10 yrs ago

[acoustic mason]

No it wasnt

[west reef]

lmao

[stuck kestrel]

ok bro is definitely capping

[stuck kestrel]

is it ur bedtime yet

[west reef]

well a ho is a ho you know

[stuck kestrel]

mommy would be angry

[west reef]

idk if this is bed time

what do you think kid ?

does this look like a bed time to ya ?

[stuck kestrel]

which part of india do u live in again

Im pretty sure its not 5 am anywhere in india

[west reef]

you should check

i dont honestly know

[stuck kestrel]

bro doesnt know where he lives

[subtle cloak]

my friend had gone out and i fed her dog 😼

[west reef]

yeah, i am living in mars rn

[stuck kestrel]

bro changed his time to look cool. truly a child moment

[west reef]

its 4:50 pm in india rn

[stuck kestrel]

and u changed it to am

[acoustic mason]

How do you even have a screenshot of :55? Even with a timezone change that time doesn't make sense

[subtle cloak]

few people wake up early?

[stuck kestrel]

bro is capping so hard

[west reef]

so that word is also not allowed huh

[subtle cloak]

or dont sleep?

[stuck kestrel]

cap

dont say bad words korus

[west reef]

no no, my time is just messed up in windows

[stuck kestrel]

santa isnt gonna bring u presents next year

[acoustic mason]

He's implying that's his current time. That's not the correct time anywhere on the planet

[west reef]

Lmao

[subtle cloak]

i think true

[west reef]

and i still have to do that shit

[stuck kestrel]

what does this prove

[subtle cloak]

it would only be possible after 5 minutes

[west reef]

well in discord its showing my correct time

[stuck kestrel]

lmao

[west reef]

yea

well its just AM in my pc

cuz of the boot i did

[acoustic mason]

Even then I don't think so. Afaik only Asian countries have 30m timezones and they are all pm right now

[stuck kestrel]

sure

[west reef]

date and time, not managed properly

[subtle cloak]

timezones are stupid

[stuck kestrel]

sure

[subtle cloak]

we should get rid of them

[west reef]

these kids try to make a meaning out of any and everything

lmfao, said i was changing time intentionally

[stuck kestrel]

we should get rid of u

[warm spindle]

Nope

Nope

[stuck kestrel]

hello back, im eyepatch

yes, im eyepatch

[warm spindle]

Idk what that is

[stuck kestrel]

no

[west reef]

cringy game

cringey ..

[acoustic mason]

Discord uses system time. It wouldn't be possible for windows to be different

[west reef]

No no

[warm spindle]

Csgo for people who suck at csgo

[west reef]

discord uses device location

and hence, it shows time acc to that location

[acoustic mason]

It asks the operating system for the time. That's how all programs do it

[silk stag]

HEYY CHOKBAR

[warm spindle]

Yo

When you realize you actually have school tomorrow

[vale lodge]

What do you call a troop of autistic soldiers?

[silk stag]

I missed u UwU
Good morning

[vale lodge]

Special forces

[west reef]

it uses like this .. u see ?

[warm spindle]

g m

[acoustic mason]

If you make software display a time without touching the built in time libraries you are completely over engineering the app

[warm spindle]

[west reef]

:/

🗿

[acoustic mason]

You can test it yourself. Use a VPN and discord will still show your local time

[west reef]

i aint disagreeing

https://tenor.com/view/konya-gif-27452116

[acoustic mason]

Anyway, in conclusion: you lied about being a ho

[west reef]

yea i am not a ho

tf

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/police-cars-police-chase-sirens-flashing-lights-gif-20984201

[west reef]

dunno what these kids are on abt

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-dark-darkness-batman-dark-knight-gif-18217997

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shotgun-kill-yeet-gif-23581385

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-cocking-american-sicario-reload-riffle-ready-to-fight-gif-24460079

[west reef]

Oh ?

kalasnikova

[subtle cloak]

wow

[fervent comet]

yes

[west reef]

Naaiceeeee...e.e.

but in close range , Double barrel shotgun wins

[fervent comet]

AK-47, Soviet assault rifle, possibly the most widely used shoulder weapon in the world. The initials AK represent Avtomat Kalashnikova, Russian for “automatic Kalashnikov,” for its designer, Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov, who designed the accepted version of the weapon in 1947.

i just have to do it

[west reef]

i knowww

[fervent comet]

true

[west reef]

u had to do it if someone doesnt know abt it

[fervent comet]

yes but i still did it

[west reef]

theres no point in sharing knowledge to someone, if someone alrdy knows my brother

[west reef]

Okay lol

[fervent comet]

👍

[west reef]

Soviets left a lot of Kalashnikovas in afghanistan

[fervent comet]

yes

[subtle cloak]

Ak47 is bad

[west reef]

yea, every T member uses it

[fervent comet]

afghans brought them to pakistan too

[fervent comet]

no u

[west reef]

despite it being old model, it still does the job

[west reef]

yea

[subtle cloak]

it gets jammed alot

[west reef]

Khyber Pakhtuwa part literally has some slum or alleys where one dude is repairing and making

even the american M4s

[fervent comet]

my father has seen them

[west reef]

yea lol, if u are a Pathan, you must have seen and used guns

no surprise

[fervent comet]

i am not pathan but yea

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-funny-man-gif-20826916

yeah, pathanis have a lot of energy

[fervent comet]

i agreee\

every pathan wedding has firing

[west reef]

pathan are legendary islamic warriors

[fervent comet]

(almost)

[fervent comet]

this is true

[west reef]

Once upon a time, pathans used to fight with lions, and tame lions

[fervent comet]

yea they wiped out

lions from asia almost

[west reef]

yeah, they made lions extinct in that region

[fervent comet]

yea

big bois fr fr

[west reef]

alhamdulillah

noone can match their bravery

mfers look white , must have been some persian or some european genes

mixed up

[fervent comet]

fr