#💬〡general-off-topic
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me and the boys puling up at the gyatt baddies residence
iphones got microwave charging
gyatts aint real
is this fanum?
no dont do this lemme stay blissfully unaware
why is that your account name @grim edge
im a geo freak
uh no
oh ok
doesnt explain anything
where is libya
africa
do you wanna play a geography game with me @grim edge
damn
no sir i am american
what the heck
i think colin wins fuhk u jokbar
what happen
facts and logic at work here 🙏🏿🙏🏿
colin go for it jokbar is braindead u win these
its over its 2v1 here
yup
where is estonia
no its a guessing game where u guess all the countries i the world
eastern europe bellow finland on top of latvia and lithuania
you sure?
wrong is in yo mama
what's your elo?
1000
what's the main river running through st petersburg?
in bullet?
neva
rapid cuz i am not autistic
neva riva
K dude.
holy copium
colin wins that one
do you wanna play guess the elo with a bot?
i said it first
nuh uh i hate chess
u didnt say riva
thats because ur on pc and alt tab is faster
neva riva river
what's the longest river in central asia?
central asia
ganges idk
syr darya
DAMN COLIN
no idea
yesss i have this username for a reason im telling you
amu darya is longer isn't it
party pooper
ermm no its not
search up the length of each
ok captain cope
amu darya is longer
i dont have google
thats why noone talks to u , there i said it

i talk to them. zip it kid
is syr darya or amu darya longer ur the final judge
pstttt @nimble niche i lob u
@grim edge https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/world
sachu bijas up
i want to race you in it @grim edge
I have no damn idea
just say it whatever u think

hell000? @grim edge
Syr darya it is
if measured from the source amu darya is longer
@grim edge takes it
😡
Why thr horse looking too happy
no need to be a sore loser 😴
.
Isnt that u in ur pfp
glazer
original
I'm needing so hard a varsity jacket patch of this:
Get back on the grind and get lost 😼
yeah thats right little man
@warm spindle bye boo 💓 🫵
you’re right 
Not my problem
zip it kid
Neh
Wait so how do people vote for your best move in the daily chess champs

My time has come bye everyone
whyd you do that
huh? do what?
i need to win 4 rapid games to get to 800
how long have u been 700?
a month or two?
🤣

how long have u been a j3rk?
how long have you been j3rking off 2000s every chance you get?
Broo what
okay chat
I'm done grinding
good job 👍🏿
me fr
bam lnrnf
shut up
bullet ez
thats what she said
She said she just wanted to see it

so he pulled up his cc account and showed his 2000 elo
2100*
okay 2100
You're too bad at being bad to be bad
because they chose to have it
thats not a pawn

thats a little trophy
no it is a pawn
Pride month
Year
Lifetime
it's my trophy for exceeding homosexuality
World champion of homosexuality
I'm the Magnus Carlsen of homosexual
I have a joke about that lgbt pawn and Hans but that's toooo much ig
okay that's a TO
no
im the winner
Who
@digital phoenix hmmmp
I wanna know who tho

Well they're dead so
lol
That checks out
las got timed out?
for the best
unfortunate
Hey hey y’all!
no
no
lmao
why would he
we love Las

despite him playing goofy openings
im a timeout magnet
tf
@upbeat viper
You know we all have that one short friend righ-
They hate me for loving gorilla
so now I'll play 15+10 games on my alt to learn new openings
want to do a 1v1 blitz ?
no
why
Guys is it illegal to have an alt account specifically to test out chess engines if you ask the person before the match if it's okay
it seems that you are always gonna say no to a challenge
it'll get banned
Yeah but permission
What if it's unrated
sent you a chall @west reef
theyre sooo cutteeeeeeeee
Chocola-
Wait how did it lose like every game
Oh nvm
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. O-O d6 5. a4 a5 6. c3 Bg4 7. h3 Bh5 8. d4 exd4 9. cxd4 Bxd4 10. g4 Bxg4 11. hxg4 Be5 12. Nxe5 Nxe5 13. Bb3 Qh4 14. Bf4 Nxg4 15. f3 g5 16. fxg4 gxf4 17. Rxf4 Nf6 18. Qf3 Ke7 19. g5 Qxg5+ 20. Kf2 Rhg8 21. Nc3 Qc5+ 22. Qe3 Rg2+ 23. Kf3 Rg3+ 24. Kxg3 Qxe3+ 25. Rf3 Qg5+ 26. Kf2 Qh4+ 27. Ke3 Ng4+ 28. Kd2 Qh2+ 29. Ne2 Ne5 30. Rc3 Nf3+ 31. Rxf3 Qh6+ 32. Kc2 Qh2 33. Re1 h5 34. Rxf7+ Ke8 35. Rh7 h4 36. Rh8+ Kd7 37. Rxa8 h3 38. Rh8 Qg2 39. Rh7+ Kc6 40. Be6 Qxe4+ 41. Kd1 Qxh7 42. Rh1 h2 43. Ke1 Qb1+ 44. Kf2 Qxh1 45. Nc3 Qc1 46. Bd5+ Kd7 47. Ne2 Qxb2 48. Bh1 Qf6+ 49. Kg2 Qg5+ 50. Ng3 Qd2+ 51. Kh3 c5 52. Bxb7 c4 53. Bg2 c3 54. Kxh2 c2 55. Nf1 Qh6+ 56. Bh3+ Kd8
hmm
Bewo
I wonder what would happen if I just used one of your guy's accounts to train an ai extremely intensely for training games and then just like
Make it better
You play against you but better than you
why was it abandoned... hmmmmooooo
idk
@upbeat viper got disconnected
ggs tho ... i was cooking something
yup you played well at least
before u were winning
yeah i saw it..
yea u played well too
whats true line
oh u mean here right
challeniging d5 immediately tho ?
pretty flat game else
yea
it sucks against the alapin tho'
i go e 6 and a 6 lmao
any sveshnikov tips
i see
i’m moving on from najdorf
the bastman
do u know the yeresov system
i just got this DM @upbeat viper
it’s basically okelly against 2. nc3
I was just dead tired yup
I have heard of it
people play okelly against open sicilian ?
i play well throughout the opening though
spamming in DM
yup yup
I somehow throw games in middle game and endgames
because I always try something to sacrifice and do crazy tactics
it works sometimes, sometimes it doesnt
lmao
you shouldn't do that yup
most games you win without any sacrifice
my method is just prep
yeah, with black atleast i try to be tactical
i just prep and hope they play it
no need to be
cuz i play sicilian all time
you can be very positional too
I will get my revenge someday

i deviate off theory immmediately
didn’t know okelly has tactics
you goofy
@west reef are u chinese
tf no
damn
all these noobs nerding out about theory
I am indian
@west reef oh
that's nice

anyway
I'm happy
we watch too much fabi
y
@honest drift helper, this could be us. you are the rat and im the tiger.
hey
where can i get help with a puzzle?
yea ok
is it for a certain password game ?
He wants attention

nope its a chess puzzle
what's the point of getting help for a puzzle
i cant solve it 😦
well if you spent 15minutes on it simply ask for the solution on the app ?
figure it out
there we go
he said it wasn't

its like a custom puzzle so theres no solution
@upbeat viper i hate that password game with all my soul
aah
okay send it in DMs then
blocking them is useless
the number of people joining here just for it

ok ill dm you
becaus it stays in registry and i have to read their names on block list
just use that option, ez
Yo i was playing the password game, and at one point, they asked me to send the link of a youtube videos thats exactly 87 minutes and 21 seconds long...... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT
lmao same accuracy tho @upbeat viper
ok....
Time to solve some puzzles 💪 🔥
6am, I shall go to sleep. Good nights chat 
ye
I suck tho
well tbf, u did some mistakes prior to that as well
but not as important
yea
c3
well in that alapin variation its apparently a book move to go e6 as well
but clearly inferior to d5 and Nf6
I learnt O Kelly sicilian from magnus carlsen's game

omg bypassing slow mode
I wonder what language is that
french
Oh yea
can I get back to 2300 today?
surely
what banana religion is this
surely today's my eureka moment
yess
whoa chill
hai

lets not flood emojis

lol
I wanted him to join
dammit

Lol
yea
How didn't I notice the mate my last game
is it normal to be bad in blitz
weird that he sucks OTB
how could the guy be 2k3+ in blitz online but only 1k4 fide
smh my head
because clearly i am better in longer time than in blitz
sigh
not bad for your CC elo
how am i not at least 1600 in online
imagine this was after the change
1 min ?
slow thinker idk
i should be atleast 1600, 1700
maybe
oh nice your name is finally accurate
I hung a free piece and my opponent didn't even consider that it was just free
1v1 ?
nah
😂
when i play 1800s they have no respect and take every free piece but when i play 2200s they miss almost every free piece
lol
When I play 1500s I lose
cuz they mate you
thats crazy
hello
bro is tilted in everything tf
my opponent could've taken a free knight and won but instead he didn't even see the free knight
there’s a reason 1800s are so easy to flag
he stopped playing OTB in 2020
play more
When was I 597
what's your elo?
My name
well I need an under 500 elo person to test a bot
Ok then
dm me
I did

BRICS + kazakhstan = BRICKS
we aint having kazakstan bro
they should so it make snese
brick
We aint having pakistan either
Nk why lurking
Lmoa
@gentle steppe
BRICS is honestly a joke to be honest
I cant spell R properly
because China and India is on same team
add kazakhstan so it becomes bricks
i know....
if saudi arabia joins us, its BRICSS
I dont want pakistan to join
because they will ask us for money
yeah new pm will eat them too
since their country is failing
I mean military is running the country
I heard stockfish is open source
imagine a country being ran by a Military
uh uh
your PM has no authority
let's not get into politics
Ok
said stop
yea fr
lol
today i was looking at Danya's stream
he rage quit lmao
after he smashed the desk
U are still waffling politics dude
yes
https://www.chess.com/chess-themes/pieces/neo/300/ why no access
yo 👀
Its a good moment to stop i guess
If youre that angry and lose it why continue
Dead chat 
Lives matter
🙂 yep.
Also this has the weirdest rule
There are 4 kings but if any one of them gets captured you lose
Wait a minute
I am so sorry. I'm on my way to meet my brothers again. I will be active again later on today

Sup guys!
why would saudi arabia join Brics
Yes
I'm bangladeshi
Oh okay 👍
How's different Bangladesh from India
Is it like muslims % are more there?
?
Bangladesh and Pakistan once were part of India
Yeah yeah
then Bangladesh became a part of Pakistan which was called east pakistan
now bangladesh in independent
please chat don't provoke a political conflict in chat again
I can see there are Muslims, few Hindus in Bangladesh
Chat is this rral
so be careful and respectful 
don't worry it's nothing related to politics
thanks in advance
Breh, we are not doing that
just in case
Only respectful comments.
Okay lol that was deleted quickly
9-10% are hindu only
Oh okay 👍
Possible, yeah.
ik it's not really really a discussion about religions themselves
but
yeah
careful
we're not quarreling about religion don't worry
I'm getting interested in some of the recent Bangladesh cricket players
There's this guy, Tanzim Shakib
Yes white to play
I always wonder why tf he is not allowed to play in WC23
Bh1 key move
yey
Nope
wdym Bh1
You are really trash bastoura
Yes and then after Kxh1?
Bd5 Kg1 idea Ng2
Big noob
So after Bd5 Kg1 Bh1 is the key
Asking 2850 puzzles to a 1500 is like ...
👍
It’s a famous idea
And after Kxh1 what move?

NOOB

Kf2 ofc
Yea Kf1 loses
no u
Only move
Its such an epic puzzle
It’s too famous
My mind cracked in several pieces when I found it
Imagine not properly modding
Its a cake walk

Just kidding 
don't compare fide leaderboard and CC leaderboard
And bigger is better
of course
😸
can't compare classical and blitz
😑
:3
I wish
erf
what did you learn instead
the bird kinda
and now I don’t play it
I see
no
....................
ok
so how much do you guys spend studying openings
24 hours a day
how much time , duh
Listen to patrickstar8755.
0 minutes
no
then ig you're 500
Okay.
okay
oh cya
Thas why u succ
ew imagine spending time on your openings
😸
They is just trying to scare u
Fr
real
why are you Sodium Hydroxide

Hello batman
u mean toxic?
Idk 
yes
hi
Ur parents are still dead?
how would they not be dead???
you gotta drop that joke at some point
evolve NK
:')
Toxins must be of plant or animal origin!
are they gonna revive themselves or smth
sodium hydroxides a base
I won't but hey u still got the 9 billion
No way u made a smurf alt

Fool me thrice
U will never grow up

Idc I don't want to
ye but what's the ph
Spoken like a true manchild
oh

its 9
Anyways mods ain't here
7 is neutral and anything below 7 is acidic
I hope
I'm 1
there is
yk that right
Delete that
nah it's 14
I WAS FR ABOUT TO POST SOME SHIT
thus toxic
No they won't do that
else it's a ban
Why
Okay
no way
People wont snitch
i'll report you
I hope
same
yo congrats on the 2.1k
I will report yoy
i wont
i will
thanks
I'm reporting big fart for being evil

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Wnana play rapid 
And I'm also closing his account
im taking a dump now and i see theres no toilet paper what do i do
😔 please dont
yay
why is your name big fart
i forgot ngl
Idk clothes?
Are you 12@pale arrow
hm
U god damn western people just use the water spray
Hi
i literally said my age last night
hi
Brother no
How's it going
east eu buddy
So then everyone ever must have seen it
Going fine wbu
yeah?
same jus living tmrs my Hindi exam
...what
That's still considered the west ig
Wait you are indian?
what happened to your nitro
did u got confused because of "west Bangal"
Yeah then I'm the one person who didn't show up because you are not important
yea
🥹
well yeah i guess
I gave it to my girlfriend
okay
Okay.
u were there last night ur just in the early stages of dementia
No I just forget things that don't matter too then
oki
U are Just like ur dad and mom
2 minute drawing be like
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thanks for saving me from this humiliation
That's shit il give u nice music
"Patzers together strong"
Terrible and for kids
bro does not know what kids listen to
Idc if it's for kids or not it just hits different and makes me cry
what
Nice! But too long maybe I can play this music when playing chess
mid
"Idc if it's for kids or not it just hits different and makes me cry" https://youtu.be/paSQ9mcOUME?si=R5W2iq_F-x3DiB1b
Happy birthday, princess!
no copyright infringements intended!

💀ok u got me
C'mon man oogway ascends ain't for kids
It's so emotional

🙅

Wait I not changed by profile yet
😸

In like everything
Bast needs to play more games smh
why more
Hi Bast
yo
Wanna play?
Can't reach higher ratings if you don't play
happy
Why is bro mad?
Oh yes sleep!
I just got to 2101
lemme rest
No time to rest
on an alt

!alt
fill up the form
https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts
YES, Chess.com now allows each member to have TWO accounts, with approval from support. Without support approval noted on the account, this is still considered
Bro is mad I swear
Weak start on monday and the strong start on sunday
ofc approved alt

I don't have a approval what u gona do about it
Omg just delete that. Two people here joked about their age in another server and their accounts got banned
close your account ?
Mods already know rules :)
i’m extremely tired, do i stay up another 12 hours and attempt to be productive or sleep now and in 36 hours take a bunch of melatonin
...alr u win this one
Sleep
sleep
got it, gn
gn
Have a good sleep
Play chess
2 votes for sleep so
you too whenever you go
Wait everyone hang on I'm gona be a annoying Little shit
Thanks!
Hi extremely tired, do i stay up another 12 hours and attempt to be productive or sleep now and in 36 hours take a bunch of melatonin
Fun
This a reminder to not joke about being less than 13 years old on discord. Two people from this server joked about it on another server and their accounts got banned on Discord.
L
But can i say Im 12?
Thats almost 13
why is it always 2 people
Try it Lil guy
Ph of 1
Shhhhh
Also no me importa
The fact Im bald in my videos is not because of my age. My hearline started retreating when I was 10
Its genetics
You wanna get TO?
Not my problem
We will never have another guy like this. https://youtu.be/CPJdg54Cy3M?si=ymUu9EpahOKl5Ax7
Original Release Date: July 19, 2020
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You are to me
It is your problem

Helo peoples
Not reading allat
I'm not giving you nitro
Its all your fault. Now fix it
What this
Hi


No mam
Do it! Or Ill tell your mom on you
My chess coach
Nice
Ok so first of all u have to get a life
Wut
I stopped yearning for Nitro. My name color looks good and I am fine not blessing this channel with my angelic siren voice.
"angelic siren voice"
Sirens are red flags
"blessing"
Oh noo NOOOOOOO IM GOING TO DIE WITHOUT UR BLESSINGS
Yuo couldv used another word than siren
Save meeee
I imagine havoc now
Yep. Something you will never hear in this lifetime because my Nitro expired.
Who wants to hop on vc and see my OTB 19 move checkmate game i just played. I didn’t analyse it yet. I sacrificed 2 knights
I never had nitro 
I have heard ur voice does that means I'm blessed?
Ahhhh yes cya losers
I have my hamburger

I am talking about Greek mythology. The Sirens
...ok
Done
This is the Chess.com profile of xxxxxaustinxxxxx. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1526 (1651 peak)
Blitz: 2014 (2174 peak)
Bullet: 2005 (2155 peak)
Ok now u have to wait
For how long?
Idk
Damn it
Read Greek mythology
Oh that ok sorry lol
I'd love to, but I'm getting my nails done rn.
Do PPL worship Greek gods?
Partially. You haven't heard me sing.
i can
I'd like to continue that trend
Bye everyone
My time has come
Ok
Hungy
Such as?
Like the Gaza conflict
Heyo

Thats a small brain topic because it's useless discourse other than for learning about it which is better done through Individual research
I know you
Yea you have to go down the youtube rabbithole
SMALL BRAIN TOPIC
How so?
Until you reach clips about the moonlanding being fake
Left brain*
































































1. e4 c6 2. e5 d5 3. d4 c5 4. Be3 cxd4 5. Bxd4 Nc6 6. Bb5 Bd7 7. Bxc6 Bxc6 8. Qg4 e6 9. Nf3 Ne7 10. Ng5 Nf5 11. Nf3 Be7 12. Bc3 h5 13. Qf4 g5 14. Qd2 d4 15. Nxd4 Bxg2 16. Rg1 g4 17. Nxf5 Qxd2+ 18. Nxd2 Bd5 19. Nd6+ Kf8 20. b3 Rh6 21. O-O-O f6 22. f4 fxe5 23. fxe5 Bg5 24. Rgf1+ Kg8 25. Kb2 Bf3 26. Nxf3 gxf3 27. Rxf3
Yeah I pop in every once in a while
Use l*chess
anyone needs help with their homework?
I want to be paid to turor
Lichess review better... It's engine is better.... It clearly shows you your mistakes and you can analyse further with engine seeing what u should have played instead with an easy system to store multiple variations
give me the question and i can do it
i am better than AI Assistants
Lichess and chess.com both have same computer. Stockfish 16 so both are same.
give me the question alone
no u aint
Lichess is arguably a lot faster and easier to navigate imo but yeah it doesn't show multiple lines
You don't know me.
please
Be quiet.
ya lol
Plus the masters database is goated and easier to access with a wider number of master games
i dont play clash royale
u meant the mathematics integration no ?
Find me a kitten to adopt. Find the cutest breed of cat
I don't have any questions for you
Wow this is wild
Ah I see
U tell me integration of tan x blud @warm spindle
thats not homework
faster in what way
ln sec x + c
sometimes my lichess lags
ok
which would look better for chesscom pfp
u pass
is that a croissant
Second one
I hope u didnt google that shit
This
Faster as in chess.com engine takes time to calculate at a much higher depth than normal... Lichess is quicker at the same depth as far as I have used
The first one looks more like he cuddles men instead of fights em
oh engine speed
I know I pass, you didn't even know about the existence of non-elementary integrals until I told you.
sush first year
Saying "Si(x)" is a typo
Idk who cares about chess.com pfps now
how else am i supposed to find profile picture related to Terminator?
dude lichess analysis on my phone takes a year to load
Hi
I wasnt talking to u
First year and already better than you 🌬️
Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

