💬〡general-off-topic

[west reef]

thats the only animation type movie i have watched

[nimble niche]

i meant not everyone here just enjoys things like my little pony

[silk stag]

The facts I know about pandas are all because of kung fu panda

[warped portal]

Cinema exist

[west reef]

john wick is good too

lol

[warm spindle]

so how do i play him @silk stag

😸

[trail prism]

Legalize Swearing is again in the top :DDD

[silk stag]

I sent u his user

[nimble niche]

i ain't paying money to watch a movie by myself

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/tonton-friends-yuta-chubby-shiba-shiba-inu-dog-gif-16103647401394133233

[nimble niche]

i only go to cinemas with friends or if my mum got a giftcard

[warped portal]

Watch it with friends

[west reef]

whats ur cc username ?

[grim edge]

my profile is bleeding red. 😭

[warm spindle]

Sent them a Blitz challenge.

[nimble niche]

i only get to do that in school holidays but half of them are overseas

[grim edge]

i watch movies at the cinemas by myself

[warm spindle]

1234567890

[silk stag]

Thanks UwU

[west reef]

which one is the game between u and chokbar

[warped portal]

Walrus thing to do

[nimble niche]

sneak into the cinema and take the front row corner seat, i guarantee you it hasn't been booked

[west reef]

I guess chokbar aint 1600, so i think that 200 one lmao

[upbeat viper]

wait

why are you french now @grim edge ??

smh

[west reef]

it took u 40 + moves to beat a 700 elo wow

[nimble niche]

star crossed lovers

[warm spindle]

Your friend is offline. @silk stag

[grim edge]

my misfortune started when i played bast

[grim edge]

xX_lich3ssdotorg

[silk stag]

Wait he didnt receive

[west reef]

ya i saw it

it took him 40 + moves to beat u lmao

[warm spindle]

I'll give you a link to send him then.

[west reef]

[grim edge]

because bikfoot said he would paint me like once of his french girls

[verbal thunder]

thats nothing man

[upbeat viper]

aa

true

[verbal thunder]

(dont go through my archive)

[west reef]

20 moves all it takes

to beat a 700 rated damn.....

[grim edge]

next time i will beat you

[west reef]

sure sure

[grim edge]

how about we play again now?

[west reef]

whatt

[grim edge]

yeah

[west reef]

U are already confident u gon beat me ?

where did that confidence came from

[grim edge]

no, im thinking if you can beat me in less than 20 movies

moves

[west reef]

oo lmao

sure, try to stay for 60 moves against me atleast

[prisma kettle]

luffy's spirit

[grim edge]

ha

[west reef]

can u ?

[prisma kettle]

lmfao

[west reef]

Lol...

[grim edge]

He's french what do you expect

[prisma kettle]

u wanna play?

[grim edge]

sent korus

[grim edge]

curse yeah

[prisma kettle]

imma watch

[grim edge]

korus.. come. im not listening to brazilian funk

i think bfunk fcks me up lol

[opaque violet]

why did he buy diamond at 700 elo

[astral plinth]

Who wans to pl

[west reef]

hmm

[prisma kettle]

come

[astral plinth]

Ok

[prisma kettle]

user?

[astral plinth]

Anppv

[prisma kettle]

stive

wow

[astral plinth]

Are you from itsly

[prisma kettle]

you 1700

[astral plinth]

No I’m 500

[prisma kettle]

oh no

[grim edge]

I like turtles

[primal fern]

want image perms? @prisma kettle

[prisma kettle]

ya

[primal fern]

connect your account by typing /connect

[grim edge]

@flat kraken long tine no see..,i demand my memes 😦

[astral plinth]

Wow

[prisma kettle]

did

[primal fern]

you did not

[prisma kettle]

did tho

[primal fern]

try this

[worn ice]

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[prisma kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/gear-5-luffy-luffy-gear-5-one-piece-drums-of-liberation-gif-6046906127561887844

[astral plinth]

[warm spindle]

You hanged so much mate.

[opaque violet]

only 502 elo weren't you like 1.6k elo

[prisma kettle]

ohh

i was using my alt lmfao

[astral plinth]

Wow

[prisma kettle]

wait a sec

[flat kraken]

Didn’t know you still alive

[primal fern]

your discord alt?

[prisma kettle]

ye

[iron barn]

how excactly is it a "misfortune" ur the one making the moves

[astral plinth]

Who wans 2 pl

[astral plinth]

@flat kraken

@flat kraken

[opaque violet]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[primal fern]

wtf chess.com

[west reef]

Ok congratulations

U played for a bit longer

[grim edge]

ha! 58 moves

[west reef]

lmao

[grim edge]

yeah. we will play again later

[buoyant veldt]

why isnt premove working for me?

[prisma kettle]

ok

[west reef]

i probably have missed some kind of mate in one or something

[prisma kettle]

done

[astral plinth]

Who wans to pl!

[verbal thunder]

why the hell is this 0.0 when im about to have the center

[prisma kettle]

f slowmode

[astral plinth]

In 500

[west reef]

I was trynna checkmate with a knight , bishop and rook lmao

[prisma kettle]

come fr now

[astral plinth]

Ok

[warm spindle]

Nah.

[grim edge]

let me blame bast and not accept the fact that i suck at chesss, okay

okay

i wont listen to brazilian funk while playing chess

[verbal thunder]

chess wont let me hit 1600

[opaque violet]

why is there slowmode if chat is already dead

[iron barn]

alright

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-chalk-board-i-will-not-say-gif-14300671

[verbal thunder]

normally its not, but you showed up

[warped portal]

All the leaves are

[verbal thunder]

im joking mate

[iron barn]

brown

[opaque violet]

if i didn't show up chat is more dead

[lofty oracle]

Any player I can 1v1?

[grim edge]

huh?

[lofty oracle]

Rating range 2000-2700( Blitz match)

[warm spindle]

legendsneverdie3550

[warped portal]

U will never understand

[iron barn]

u wouldnt understand

[lofty oracle]

What you want?

[warm spindle]

legendsneverdie3550 be like

[pure vortex]

chess

[lofty oracle]

I wish there is 1v1 challenge chat where people actually plays chess because I dont sees people play chess XD

[silk stag]

I wuv pancakes and green scissors

[warm spindle]

one time i played checkers

[silk stag]

Did you win?

[lofty oracle]

Ok sorry but who ask XD

[grim edge]

i wuv myself because y'all arent nice to me

[upbeat viper]

why not sleeping @grim edge

[warped portal]

Me

[astral plinth]

Wow!

[prisma kettle]

ggs

[primal fern]

bro you been here since july 2023 and still have no image perms

[lofty oracle]

Ask to him then dont annoys me XD

[prisma kettle]

i suck

[primal fern]

do you want them?

[astral plinth]

Who wans #to plya!

[grim edge]

im sowwy. gotta wowk in 2 hrs

[warm spindle]

im not allowed to win

[primal fern]

i'm not nice?

[lofty oracle]

It wont helps me or would helps me I dont know haha

[silk stag]

Me irl:

[primal fern]

lol type /connect to get trusted role here man

[lofty oracle]

If you are a moderator then give it , if not a moderator I dont need

[warped portal]

Ur using who asked u deserve to be annoyed

[primal fern]

i can't give it to you you canonly get it for yourself

[warm spindle]

https://youtu.be/9-RJhdygSpg?t=574

[thin mist]

https://tenor.com/view/headphones-gif-4714741

[lofty oracle]

Ok I dont want then

Thank for asking

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[grim edge]

no, you are mean

hi

[lofty oracle]

🤣

[iron barn]

im sorry ok

[warm spindle]

I'm right here.

[astral plinth]

Who wans to pl!

[primal mirage]

bonmidday

[warm spindle]

Blumbus andreas.

[grim edge]

@lofty oracle if you want image perms, reach out to Choky

[astral plinth]

Y

[thin mist]

Literally me

[warm spindle]

yeah

[silk stag]

Atleast I've got a friend like you

[iron barn]

@primal mirage

[lofty oracle]

I dont wants image perms

[warm spindle]

No, you're plumbus.

[astral plinth]

Les pl!

[iron barn]

if u have spare time lol

[cursive pawn]

helo

[primal fern]

how about gif perms

[warm spindle]

I'm not allowed to play with kids,

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[astral plinth]

Heli les play!

[lofty oracle]

No, I am not send many gifs

[astral plinth]

I’m 500

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/emunene-emu-emu-otori-nene-nene-kusanagi-gif-13413589856794327035

[astral plinth]

💆‍♀️

[cursive pawn]

im too stroing for u

[thin mist]

I'm arab i cant differentiate between p and b

[primal mirage]

Hi?

[flat kraken]

So many pings what the hell 💀

[warm spindle]

I'm 150.

[astral plinth]

I’m 500

[primal mirage]

ah u mean play him?

[cursive pawn]

ok

[iron barn]

play @lofty oracle

[astral plinth]

Ok joi me

[primal mirage]

im a bit lazy ngl

[warm spindle]

diferentiate btween ab and plab

[warped portal]

Don't fall for this traps they tryna set u up

[grim edge]

you will want to send gifs when you start talking to me

[primal mirage]

laying in bed watching a movie 💀

[astral plinth]

Plumbus les go play

[lofty oracle]

Ok let us play, 1 game of blitz I send lichess link

[thin mist]

Its says that you're 1600 😂💀

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[primal mirage]

why dont u two play

[astral plinth]

I’m 50”0

[primal fern]

your rating?

[primal mirage]

ill go back to my movie and chill

[warm spindle]

do i have 2

[iron barn]

the rating range is from 2000 to 2700

[astral plinth]

Y

[flat kraken]

4

[iron barn]

im only 1400 rapid cc

[thin mist]

https://tenor.com/view/mickey-mouse-tailor-giant-brave-little-tailor-yawn-gif-25269068

[warm spindle]

y what

[lofty oracle]

Because all player here trash right now only 2000-2700 I can play

[cursive pawn]

1400 i wasnt talking abt u

[primal mirage]

tru, big rating range tho dayum

[astral plinth]

💆‍♀️🙏yes

[cursive pawn]

i meant this

[alpine creek]

What move are you watching

[primal mirage]

ur way too cocky again, 2nd guy here today damn

[iron barn]

U play on cc?

[lofty oracle]

Sorry I dont talk to garbage chess player, not to be a rude

[primal mirage]

the creator

[cursive pawn]

ok i connect

[iron barn]

bro should stfu tbh

[astral plinth]

💆‍♀️

[flat kraken]

This guy just trolling he does that every time I see him

[primal mirage]

ah i see

[thin mist]

The industrial revolution and its consequences

[iron barn]

have been a disaster for the human race

[lofty oracle]

No I plays lichess links only

[cursive pawn]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[iron barn]

so ur a communist?

[astral plinth]

Play me im 200

[primal mirage]

idk if i like the movie tho, not too bad, but not good either

[warm spindle]

@cursive pawnnoah

[grim edge]

😭 😭 im calling my mom now. you made me cry

[cursive pawn]

what u want

[warm spindle]

noah

[cursive pawn]

shut up

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-happy-glitch-glitchcore-photomosh-gif-3763417000587123788

[warm spindle]

Noah.

[lofty oracle]

It is a good website where I get all resource I need very much of my improvement in chess

[flat kraken]

Omg Michael Jackson????

[astral plinth]

@flat kraken

[iron barn]

blud answer the question

[cursive pawn]

im not noah

[warm spindle]

oh ok

[astral plinth]

Who WANs 2 play!

[grim edge]

you are right

[silent quest]

@grim edge ,just name yourself bastswoman

[thin mist]

This was on a writing assignment i had

[lofty oracle]

But I dont dislikes chess.com it is a brighter and more themes but it is not so cool to invest in a diamond membership

[warped portal]

Bro what

[grim edge]

no

[cursive pawn]

ok melissa

[warm spindle]

https://youtu.be/D0EUFP7-P1M

[cursive pawn]

hi raskolnikov

[flat kraken]

You should go invest in a therapist instead

[warped portal]

Haha.

[astral plinth]

Lets play for diamond membership but I’m not buying it!

[iron barn]

i dont like communists

[silent quest]

Hello

[cursive pawn]

crime and punishment character?

came to life

[primal fern]

dude this is the chess.com server.

[thin mist]

Unfortunately you're life goes exponentially downward

[warped portal]

What does that have to do with lichess

[lofty oracle]

What you mean haha, I am just here to play chess. Rating range is such because I dont want to be bullied and I dont wants to bully. I am 2250-2350 in lichess blitz rating

[cursive pawn]

ez i took that in middle school

[grim edge]

walrusssss

[silent quest]

Yeah stay aware of axes near you

[grim edge]

walrusss

[warm spindle]

YOU?

[cursive pawn]

bet

[cursive pawn]

yesh

[warm spindle]

No, Noah maybe. But not nuh.

[flat kraken]

I actually want to play you now

[primal mirage]

well u coulda said it differently than u did before 💀

[lofty oracle]

No I am a very happy

[lofty oracle]

What you mean, I just specifies my criteria

[cursive pawn]

ru math major or something why ur ass studying on winter break

[primal mirage]

nvm bro

why dont u two play yeah

[flat kraken]

Fite me 💀

[primal mirage]

gl

[lofty oracle]

Ok sure XD

[grim edge]

Atleast be happy that i am

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cinderace-togepi-pokemon-soccer-gif-18901563

[grim edge]

Also what does meme mean-

[cursive pawn]

how do u have gif

https://tenor.com/view/dnce-gif-14762310134329663850

YOO

[silent quest]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[lofty oracle]

gg XD

[grim edge]

Whos ScrapF?

[warm spindle]

And thus the herald of the beggining of the end has spoken.

[lofty oracle]

I am play black there

[grim edge]

whos ur enemy

[lofty oracle]

@flat kraken New game not start but a goodgame, you blunder early

[cursive pawn]

ok

[grim edge]

Nah,them staying platonic is better...because if they were,we'd have a second movie where nishimiya goes through a heartbreak and most people dont want to see nishimiya suffer more

[silent quest]

[grim edge]

@flat kraken WHAT IS THAT

She's too cute to get heartbroken

a picture of me as a chess player

[lofty oracle]

Thank for fulfill my wish to plays chess, I go and close discord

[grim edge]

UR 2172 WHYS UR PLAY LIKE THAT

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-get-real-funny-cats-toonces-gif-18483646

[flat kraken]

Fr 💀

[grim edge]

WHAT???

[silent quest]

@flat kraken

[flat kraken]

Inebriation 💀

[iron barn]

send me the pgn i wanna have a look

[lofty oracle]

it is a theory in vienna, you should learns. I play tournament so i knows it

[iron barn]

real

[grim edge]

please go back to 1000 elo

[grim edge]

Arent you dead

[iron barn]

and then years later her kids classmates find that shit and the kid kills himself

[grim edge]

im alive lil bro

[lofty oracle]

1810-1850 FIDE of mine and I just place second in last tournament 😅

[grim edge]

You missed the joke

[crude mason]

That's good

[grim edge]

i did not.

[cursive pawn]

melissa ur bored

[prisma kettle]

cute

[warped portal]

?

[grim edge]

someone said im a garbage. im crying rn

[grim edge]

Dw dear,you aint alone

Smh

[iron barn]

send me the pgn of the game with the legendsneverdie guy

[warped portal]

Let me know who that is we can be homies

[crude mason]

im a garbage. im crying rn

[grim edge]

I like hot icecream.

https://tenor.com/view/pet-lover-eyes-crying-kitty-gif-22099068

[grim edge]

Dont take it personally honey

[thin mist]

I like fried kittens

[grim edge]

You disgusting vile creature.

[iron barn]

wont it just be a liquid when it's hot?

[thin mist]

At least someone likes me at last

[crude mason]

[viral epoch]

Cute pussi

[grim edge]

No it would still be solid.

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/lolo-evil-cat-meme-hey-uriel-gif-26401627

[cursive pawn]

shut up🥰

[grim edge]

me rn because i hate yall equally

[viral epoch]

Angy lil kitty cat

[grim edge]

no

[viral epoch]

Adorable

[crude mason]

Magni bot is easy

[iron barn]

real

[warped portal]

B

[iron barn]

how excactly can one side win if both played at 100% accuracy 🤔

[grim edge]

Isnt that the guy that challenges cancer survivor patients...

[grim edge]

no not you , too. 😭

[crude mason]

It happens few times

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

i hate yall equally. imma play puzzle later and wont talk to anyone

[weak cairn]

please never come back

[upbeat viper]

D:

[grim edge]

Its ok pookie small or big,ride is ride

[thin mist]

Send the game

[crude mason]

Solve this puzzle first

[weak cairn]

hans niemann actually needs a haircut wtf is that

[buoyant veldt]

why are gifting prices much higher than regular prices?

[viral epoch]

[toxic valley]

Premove

[thin mist]

Qd3#

[warped portal]

Real

[crude mason]

Rxe6

[buoyant veldt]

how to premove?

[crude mason]

Activate it

[thin mist]

Shit ya the pin

[buoyant veldt]

how?

[fluid isle]

Rd8+

[weak cairn]

lose on time a move before you have checkmate and you unlock the secret achievement which allows you to premove

[grim edge]

no

[crude mason]

When you're playing you can see a settings that allows

[crude mason]

If qd4?

[iron barn]

takes takes takes check takes#

[crude mason]

And you're up a bishop, there's a better move

[iron barn]

oh i forgor the pin

Mb i suck at chess

[weak cairn]

qd6 is mate

[frigid parcel]

Rg1

[crude mason]

Would be great but it's illegal move

[west reef]

lmao

[crude mason]

If rxg1?

[weak cairn]

i forgot about the rook

[fluid isle]

Rxd4 then Kf5

[stark arrow]

i forgot about the king

[frigid parcel]

Qd3

[crude mason]

Pawn takes ur rook and rook takes ur queen, you're just up a bishop

[grim edge]

it's black queen to f3

[crude mason]

That's correct

[warped portal]

I didnt even know u man

[stark arrow]

likewise

[crude mason]

Rook eats ur king

[honest drift]

rg1, rxg1, qd3, ke1, bd2 kd1, be3, kd1, qd2, kf1, qxf2

[grim edge]

this is why i suck at chess

bye chat HAHHAHAHA

[crude mason]

Yeah

[fluid isle]

Rg1 line is best

[honest drift]

its forced mate

[wicked dove]

how do i check which chess.com account is linked

[iron barn]

how can the king go from d1 to f1 in 1 move?

[crude mason]

Do /profile

[iron barn]

and why does it say kd1 two moves in a row

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> saimon0419

This is the Chess.com profile of saimon0419. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 700 (1062 peak)
Blitz: 391 (599 peak)
Bullet: 636

[honest drift]

Ke1, typo

[wicked dove]

thanks

[iron barn]

ok

[rugged gulch]

Sup

[grim edge]

i choose you to be my chess coach from now on

[cursive pawn]

helo

[fluid isle]

👏

[weak cairn]

huh 😨 me?

[thin glen]

nut

[cursive pawn]

shut up

[thin glen]

nut sack

[weak cairn]

no

[cursive pawn]

u typo ur name is melo

[weak cairn]

stfu

[cursive pawn]

no

[thin glen]

Who can be my chess coach

[weak cairn]

youtube

[cursive pawn]

me give $2k pls

/coach

[honest drift]

100$ Nothing an hour and its a done deal just reach 1200 first

[thin glen]

i give u white stuff for u to caoch me

[west reef]

@honest drift bro teach me chess for free

[honest drift]

I can help not teach

[cursive pawn]

@mods

[west reef]

Ok help me man

[peak tulip]

They closed my very old acc because of Abuse? And I can't even chat so uh....

[weak cairn]

he was talking about milk ofcourse 😃

[honest drift]

Sure what do you wanna know

[cursive pawn]

shut up

[grim edge]

coach, it will take time. how about youre my official coach moving forward?

[stark arrow]

gothamchess he's free on youtube

[west reef]

Kuch sikhade yar, kab se atka hua hu mai 1300 - 1400 mai

[weak cairn]

no

[cursive pawn]

ok

[west reef]

like what style should i play

[honest drift]

I can be of help, coach maybe not

[grim edge]

okay then you can be my helper

[honest drift]

Idk how to teach i will probably just get mad on why you are such a beginner

[west reef]

and how do you play ..

[grim edge]

i will get mad at you, too. thats fine

[honest drift]

Sure bruh

[novel moat]

[stark arrow]

what your comfortable with

[fluid isle]

U will learn, how to be patient 😉

[west reef]

idk answer to that question man

[weak cairn]

is it only me who will be playing well and win like 5 games in a row then start playing trash and go on a losing streak

[honest drift]

Why dont you teach them

[stark arrow]

do you like attacking alot or do you like to slowly move and wait till your opponent makes a mistake?

[thin glen]

i meant milk u dirty goober

[west reef]

I just like to make some sacrifices when oppertunity presents itself

[honest drift]

The thing is, there was this tournament in our society and both the players were such noobs i couldnt even watch anymore so i told my friend to conduct the match. This was like 3-4months ago

[fluid isle]

U are strong & they have chosen u

[thin glen]

i want sombody who can coach me directly

[stark arrow]

#💬〡improvement-talk

[west reef]

tu kya opening se khelta hai

[onyx socket]

nah it was salt

[stark arrow]

well you can play very solid tricky lines

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/punk-ass-bitch-punk-gif-24497220

[buoyant veldt]

wouldnt qd3 checkmate?

[cursive pawn]

stfu

[nimble niche]

i just sac whenever i want

[grim edge]

I am bored.

[warped portal]

Cry to mods

[crude mason]

Pin

[nimble niche]

im usually not afraid to just sac in blitz but in classical im more worried

[cursive pawn]

@fresh wind

[grim edge]

Okay, @honest drift I hate everyone equally. I dont like everyone equally, but I chose you. So, youre my helper now.

[primal mirage]

anybody read 100 endgames you must know?

[novel moat]

i ordered it and it will arrive in like 4-5 days

[warped portal]

Oh no

[grim edge]

dont ping the mods

[primal mirage]

ah i c, i got otb tourney probs upcoming so want to get sharp again but idk if the book is too easy or not

[novel moat]

whens the tourney

[nimble niche]

i once swindled a game because my opponent failed to do it

[primal mirage]

14th jan

[buoyant veldt]

wdym
i didnt get you

[novel moat]

you sure you can even obtain the book before that?

[crude mason]

The queen is pinned

[nimble niche]

mine starts on the 13th

[primal mirage]

i have pdf

[honest drift]

Ok I will help you once you reach 1200

[primal mirage]

gl

[buoyant veldt]

oh yea

[novel moat]

[nimble niche]

you too

[primal mirage]

tyty

[grim edge]

i will get back to you in 2 years

[primal mirage]

[honest drift]

How about 2 weeks?

Watch youtube you got dis

[novel moat]

committing crimes i see

[fluid isle]

I trust you, u can find someother coach to help u to reach 1200 😆

[grim edge]

bro no. im 769 rn. i cant be a 1200 in 2 weeks

[primal mirage]

frfr, dontt report me pls 😭

[novel moat]

[honest drift]

Not with that mentality, you should believe in urself

[stark arrow]

i gained like 700 elo in 2 weeks so definitely possible for you

[primal mirage]

not my fault, bro shldnt have written a book that a lot of ppl use

if he did not write that it wouldnt have been online

[novel moat]

you just happened to get your hands on the pdf file

[primal mirage]

yeah it fell out of the sky

[honest drift]

Which book

[primal mirage]

accidently clicked on it

[grim edge]

okay, how about i tell you that i have so many things on my table rn. i have work and some stuff. grrrrr

[primal mirage]

100_Endgames_You_Must_Know

[honest drift]

Send me the pdf

[novel moat]

[primal mirage]

https://usuaris.tinet.cat/bttt/escacs/jesus_de_la_villa-100_endgames_you_must_know_(2008).pdf

i use dis one rn

[honest drift]

Shoudl hv sent in dms

[grim edge]

is that possible? i will play rated on the weekend.

[primal mirage]

ah ye

[honest drift]

But ok all good

[honest drift]

Yeah 100%

[stark arrow]

maybe you gotta look at chess the fun way not seriously

[primal mirage]

commiting crimes in daylight

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper is it possible to become 1200 in two weeks? im 769

[honest drift]

LMAO

[novel moat]

start today sure

[prisma kettle]

any1 wanna chess?

[upbeat viper]

no

[stark arrow]

bet

[grim edge]

see.... crazzzyyyy

[stark arrow]

unrated

[prisma kettle]

yea

[grim edge]

I got from 1200 to 1600 in just 2 weeks am sure you can do it,just focus on making learning goals rather than rating goals

[prisma kettle]

u can do it in 1 min

[stark arrow]

if ur a no life you can prolly do it

[grim edge]

i told you i got work and some stuff grrrr

[stark arrow]

she can make a new account and if she wins a couple of games in a row she can get like 50 elo points per game

[grim edge]

is this how it works?

[stark arrow]

if u make a new account and set it to advance i think you immediately get 1200

[prisma kettle]

less play

[stark arrow]

new accounts have bigger elo wins

[grim edge]

no, @lofty oracle will still call me garbage because im after the elo not after learning or sum idk

[stark arrow]

i mea you gonna learn eventually by fighting all those 1200's

[stark arrow]

sure

[stark arrow]

send a challenge link

[lofty oracle]

Please dont pings me

I call all player a total garbage

[prisma kettle]

wait a sec

[grim edge]

see

[primal mirage]

aha i learnt smth new in the book

[stark arrow]

share

[primal mirage]

If the pawn has not reached the 5th rank, its key squares
are two ranks ahead.

[tranquil salmon]

hello

guys

[stark arrow]

interesting

[prisma kettle]

user?

[stark arrow]

send urs

[prisma kettle]

stive_1

[stark arrow]

challeged u

[prisma kettle]

start

[stark arrow]

wait ill make it unrated lol

[prisma kettle]

k

[echo kestrel]

Well this was lucky. My opponent resigned here

[stark arrow]

r u black or white

[echo kestrel]

White lol

[stark arrow]

why did he resign lmao

u had 15 secs

[prisma kettle]

ggs

[stark arrow]

gg

[digital phoenix]

im going to get my alt banned for abuse soon

[upbeat viper]

why

[digital phoenix]

idk i just put ur bad every game

ironic isnt it

[prisma kettle]

wattt

[upbeat viper]

as long as they don't report you're fine

:')

[digital phoenix]

im going to farm this noob 1700

[wide fjord]

Huh?

[boreal cosmos]

'

[echo kestrel]

Cuz he thought he hung the bishop lolll

[boreal cosmos]

non connected shaming is better than rating shaming 🙂

[digital phoenix]

its the truth

also im 1800

[strong cypress]

Hello chat

[echo kestrel]

CONNECT RN OR UR A LOSER

IDC IF YOU JUST JOINED 3 SECONDS AGO

CONNECT

[strong cypress]

Uh what’s your problem?

[echo kestrel]

WE HATE NON CONNECTED PEOPLE HERE

[strong cypress]

That’s not my problem

[echo kestrel]

Don't go back to being a non connected loser 😦

[wide fjord]

2000 elo rated player is mad now.

[echo kestrel]

It literally is. You have to physically self connect

[echo kestrel]

I'm 2200

Big difference

[wide fjord]

Okay.

[digital phoenix]

legit big difference

[echo kestrel]

Dang

[wide fjord]

No fide for him for real.

[prisma kettle]

gg

[strong cypress]

You want friend of server? You have many ways

[wide fjord]

500-999

[verbal thunder]

there could be a 900 that could solo you

[echo kestrel]

I'm in the US anyways

[wide fjord]

🥶

[verbal thunder]

why brag about elo

[echo kestrel]

That 900 would be cheating LOL

[digital phoenix]

i doubt it only pixel would be able to

[prisma kettle]

bro

[digital phoenix]

pixel would consistently lose to 900s

[viral epoch]

Welcome Welcome

[stark arrow]

?

[prisma kettle]

@stark arrow why.....

[digital phoenix]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @viral epoch, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[stark arrow]

it's my prep

[strong cypress]

Hello uh lasanga

[viral epoch]

Welcome itty bitty boy

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[verbal thunder]

what if they never played competitive chess

[grim edge]

?

[echo kestrel]

I remember I was in a chess.com 9 round variant tournament and I was 1st place by 1 point, all I needed to do was beat a 900 in crazyhouse (I was like 1600) I lost and got 2nd in the tournament 😭 😭

[verbal thunder]

played for a couple of years then got a hopped in at 900

[viral epoch]

@grim edge Mother

[raven cradle]

I got banned for winning 😡

[verbal thunder]

why u saying that

[wide fjord]

!Welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @wide fjord, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[digital phoenix]

they would still suck if at 900

[echo kestrel]

*Cheating

[verbal thunder]

u literally just snitched on yourself

[digital phoenix]

and ur still 1400 so theres no diff

[raven cradle]

On chess.com

[digital phoenix]

and if theres a 900 on a one day account theres gonna be some sus

[raven cradle]

How can we cheat at a chess game ?

[digital phoenix]

whats ur username

[verbal thunder]

im broke so i cant afford to cheat

[grim edge]

hello son

[strong cypress]

Rip my friend

[digital phoenix]

how does that work

[viral epoch]

Well you're half right

[verbal thunder]

cant believe people put time and money to cheat on a game

[raven cradle]

Evanredpill

[viral epoch]

Almost a son

[verbal thunder]

dont engines cost money?

[boreal cosmos]

no

[viral epoch]

No?

[grim edge]

YES

[stark arrow]

strong ones prolly

[viral epoch]

They're fwee

[thin mist]

Technically speaking yes, wifi cost, electricity etc

[grim edge]

lying is bad son

[verbal thunder]

still

why waste your time to get banned

[viral epoch]

Well you're half right

[verbal thunder]

cheaters

[viral epoch]

Lying is bad yea

[thin mist]

You can download stockfish 16 @verbal thunder for free

[verbal thunder]

"big baby tape"

[echo kestrel]

Yep confirmed cheater

[fickle ingot]

random stuff

[echo kestrel]

@raven cradle Chess.com username rn

[verbal thunder]

kendrick better

[thin mist]

h4 g4 h5 g5 pawn storm

[raven cradle]

yeah i used aim bot

[echo kestrel]

What's your username?

[raven cradle]

evanredpill

[weak cairn]

kendrick may actually be the most overrated

[verbal thunder]

bro you come outta nowhere and decide to start speaking British

[digital phoenix]

factually incorrect, formation must only add to 10

[echo kestrel]

<@&745328830649991179> We got a banned user in the server https://www.chess.com/member/evanredpill

[verbal thunder]

nobody and understand your yapping

[weak cairn]

ok

[echo kestrel]

Also you cheated lol
98 accuracy every game, nice

[fickle ingot]

damn

[verbal thunder]

WHY DID HE SNITCH ON HIMSELF

idiots bro

[echo kestrel]

He's too stupid to even realize what he's doing is wrong

"I got banned for winning"

[grim edge]

L

[verbal thunder]

i hate dumbass cheaters bro

[grim edge]

same

[verbal thunder]

when you cheat atleast be smart with it

[prisma kettle]

lster ig

[verbal thunder]

and do something cool

[echo kestrel]

Just wait until you get to 2200. It gets a lot worse...

[grim edge]

💀

[verbal thunder]

like hit a backflip while cheating

make it interesting

[digital phoenix]

i havent faced any this year

[viral epoch]

Tenshinhan

[echo kestrel]

Set the board and pieces to blindfold then try to cheat fr

[digital phoenix]

ive played 0 rated games

[echo kestrel]

I faced a dude who got banned for abuse lol

[verbal thunder]

exactly

[viral epoch]

I have not faced the London

[verbal thunder]

ew

[digital phoenix]

thats not cheating tho

uh sure let me finish game first

[verbal thunder]

its a crime

[echo kestrel]

Ik, but he seemed sus lol

[verbal thunder]

how dare you virtually harass me

[viral epoch]

I'm not trans or anything but God should've just thrown me into life a female because nothing I do is fit for a guy

[strong cypress]

@upbeat viper hello my friend

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/member/ochoaabraham1999

[verbal thunder]

then do things that fit for a guy

[echo kestrel]

Looks a lil sus lol

[verbal thunder]

if u wanna

[digital phoenix]

nice little sac

[viral epoch]

And deny myself

[verbal thunder]

hey hey hey it was just a suggestion

"if you want to"

[echo kestrel]

Please tell me you actually took something

[viral epoch]

Fair

[digital phoenix]

no i did not

[verbal thunder]

he wins a pawn right?

[echo kestrel]

Wow..

[verbal thunder]

black

[viral epoch]

So you were just up a pawn

And decided to play fancy schmancy

[verbal thunder]

daily life of a 900

[digital phoenix]

yes felt good

also i drew the game by repetition

[verbal thunder]

YESSIR

bro thats beautiful

[viral epoch]

I would've taken the bishop personally and weakened blacks pawn structure

[digital phoenix]

no i have to humble the guy

[digital phoenix]

yeah but i have to feel good

thats what i told my depressed friend (joke dont ban me)

[deep sphinx]

halllooooo

[viral epoch]

🫂

[verbal thunder]

how many moves?

[viral epoch]

2000 by 2028

[verbal thunder]

its still cool tho

i gots to work out in 10 minutes

[digital phoenix]

just asterisk a letter

[grim edge]

he is . he is my bf

hii

[echo kestrel]

25 minute video??? I found one that was like 6-8

[digital phoenix]

what do u want to type

[deep sphinx]

what r u tryna say

[digital phoenix]

oh

[grim edge]

Hi

[verbal thunder]

how much yall wanna bet ima play a 90 accuracy game right now

[digital phoenix]

k*ll yourself

[deep sphinx]

sky (jumbled)

[digital phoenix]

problem solved

[deep sphinx]

done and done

[digital phoenix]

what did u use lmao

[echo kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[deep sphinx]

what else bro

[echo kestrel]

Don't ban me plz this gif is funny

[digital phoenix]

bru

[deep sphinx]

damn

bro tried to bold that

yep banned

[weak cairn]

mods ban his ass

[echo kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-ban-this-guy-gif-21304842

[grim edge]

double Astersisk makes words bold and single makes the words italic italic

[echo kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spider-man-india-pavitr-prabhakar-spiderverse-across-the-spiderverse-gif-16749623774866556967

[weak cairn]

bro didn't get the joke

[grim edge]

please be nice and this is something that you shouldn’t say

[thin mist]

REAL

[echo kestrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1178359028791914546/1152741444063342812.gif?ex=6575db5d&is=6563665d&hm=1b20b1fae28ac97aaa408b73a4a8905aac3c43668b3813b9839aaf4684ac2aef&

[verbal thunder]

@grim edge rate

[digital phoenix]

done i sat a 1700 down send link @grim edge

[verbal thunder]

you gotta put on the jams

put me on with a song

[digital phoenix]

wow -300

yeah

[gentle steppe]

What the hell are u

[digital phoenix]

im bad

[deep sphinx]

lmao

[verbal thunder]

put me on with a song

[digital phoenix]

stakes are insane

[verbal thunder]

"yea you see the abort button right there?"

[digital phoenix]

nah man im not a coward

also free pawn

free pawn

[verbal thunder]

20202020 vision

[digital phoenix]

free queen

[stark arrow]

stakes wildin

[digital phoenix]

very nice 1 second premove

[verbal thunder]

hands down best mix

[stark arrow]

the premove lagged 💀

[digital phoenix]

jut resign and send a rematch

real 3 bar

[stark arrow]

damn premoves lag now

[digital phoenix]

HAHAHAHA

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

real

[graceful lintel]

real

[digital phoenix]

feed me another queen

free bishop

u couldnt have done anything about the pawn

u know u want to

u still can do it

spider

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-incrives-meme-meme-react-gif-25029710

[digital phoenix]

real

[stark arrow]

give him hope

[digital phoenix]

aw man he took bishop

[thin mist]

This battle was already finished before it had begun

[digital phoenix]

free pawn

i have to go for it

absolute unnecessary sac

[digital phoenix]

@echo kestrel another queen sac for ur enjoyment i took nothing

[tropic lintel]

Oof the chess tilt is hitting hard

[digital phoenix]

play more

[tropic lintel]

-84 elo in 2 days

[stark arrow]

tilt more

[digital phoenix]

u have to play until u win

[tropic lintel]

Yeah I did bud

[stark arrow]

if u keep playing the tilt gonna disspear

[tropic lintel]

It didn’t help

[digital phoenix]

play until u gain the rating back

dont take a break its bad

[tropic lintel]

No it’s quite the opposite

I am taking a break from now till like next week

[digital phoenix]

thats why ur tilting

[tropic lintel]

Bro what

[digital phoenix]

yeah sure

k after this

[grim edge]

I am bored

Can you send me the game

[lost osprey]

uf you really are 2400 play with me too pls

[grim edge]

No the gameplay,i wanna analyze it am bored

[lost osprey]

Everyone is stacked here ngl

[grim edge]

Nah i prefer that one specifically

[verbal thunder]

@grim edge mb it repeated the song

[grim edge]

Games that makes you go past a barrier are the best ones

[lost osprey]

Dw youll play first

[worn ice]

limithenerd (1077) vs. Supergirlies (1101)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nd4 4. Nxd4 exd4 5. c3 dxc3 6. Nxc3 Bc5 7. d3 Qf6 8. O-O Bd6 9. Nd5 Qe5 10. Bf4 Qe6 11. Bc4 Qg6 12. Bxd6 Qxd6 13. Qg4 Nf6 14. Qxg7 Rg8 15. Nxf6+ Ke7 16. Nxg8+ Ke8 17. Qxf7+ Kd8 18. Nf6 Qe7 19. Qg8+ Qe8 20. Qxe8# 

[digital phoenix]

on an alt yes

[weak cairn]

oh the 500 i lost to yesterday was cheating 😃

[worn ice]

Billel501 (1088) vs. limithenerd (1101)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bb4 4. Qg4 Qf6 5. f4 d5 6. Bxd5 [Bxg4] 

[grim edge]

Get them banned

Thx

[weak cairn]

already got my elo back. pretty sure he got banned

[grim edge]

Bruh.

I was expecting an intense long match ;-;

Oh yeah am an idiot the move list is short

[compact mantle]

Well it was intense for sure

[worn ice]

bastouraa (2105) vs. limithenerd (1040)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 Nxd4 4. Nxe5 c5 5. Bc4 Ne6 6. f4 d6 7. Nxf7 Kxf7 8. f5 Qh4+ 9. Kd2 Qxe4 10. fxe6+ Bxe6 11. Rf1+ Ke7 12. Bd3 Qxg2+ 13. Kc3 [Qxh2] 14. Bg5+ Nf6 15. Bf4 Nd5+ 16. Kc4 Nxf4+ 17. Kb5 a6+ 18. Kb6 Nd5+ 19. Ka5 b6+ 20. Ka4 Qh4+ 21. c4 b5+ 22. Kb3 bxc4+ 23. Bxc4 Qg3+ 24. Nc3 Rb8+ 25. Kc2 Qg2+ 26. Be2 Ne3+ 27. Kd2 Nxd1 28. Raxd1 Qg5+ 29. Kc2 Bxa2 30. Nxa2 Qg6+ 31. Bd3 Qg2+ 32. Rd2 Qb7 33. Kc1 Kd8 34. Nc3 d5 35. Bf5 d4 36. Ne4 Be7 37. Nf2 Bg5 38. Rd1 Bxd2+ 39. Rxd2 g6 40. Be4 Qb4 41. Ng4 c4 42. Rxd4+ Ke7 43. Rd2 c3 44. Re2 cxb2+ 45. Kb1 Qa3 46. Bd5+ Kd6 47. Ba2 Qd3+ 48. Rc2 Qd1+ 49. Rc1 Qxc1# 

[digital phoenix]

yeah

just lose

heheha

@grim edge send link

[atomic musk]

hello guys

[grim edge]

Bro is actually smooth wellplayed @grim edge

[cosmic torrent]

hi

[atomic musk]

what should i prioritise in order to get better

learning moves? practicing

[grim edge]

Spam puzzles

[digital phoenix]

yeah i was in u aborted

[atomic musk]

cool i will try that

[digital phoenix]

ill send link instead

https://play.chess.com/FYDke

[grim edge]

NAH WTF IS THIS?? LMFAO

[latent canopy]

https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/game-gifs/90px/green/neo/0/cc/0/0/bnYwS21DNVFweDdGZW1RQm10WlJrc0JRano2U2JxUkp0a0pDbHRDdGR0OXpzelF6a3N6dHN0RkJ0bVNBbWVCYWVkQWZnbWZtZG04NmhkN2RtZGFpcWshVG93PzdkbWlrbWY3ZA,,.gif

i wish every game was like this lol

actually i dont because i'd never improve

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dnce-gif-14762310134329663850

[digital phoenix]

gg

[strong cypress]

@digital phoenix why not 9. e5 ?

[drowsy crest]

Your pfp

[digital phoenix]

fair enough i dont like ne4 tho

accept rematch

[grim edge]

@grim edge when we playing?

Told you i would challenge you again at 1200 lol

[strong cypress]

Ne4 Bxd8 Nxc3 Bxc7 it’s +2.8

[digital phoenix]

random sac number 2

gg

[thin glen]

What a mate i see even tho he cant protect with queen

[fickle ingot]

yes

[nimble niche]

qxh7

if he plays Qc6

[thin glen]

that was a typo ik its already protected

wait if he protect with queen

[nimble niche]

can't protect both the rook and h7

[thin glen]

wait he can take horse

but queen a5 is a mate

[nimble niche]

oh no my bishop

[grim edge]

Fork by Knight

[verbal thunder]

i gtg kayden

peace

[weak cairn]

i am actually so blind. i moved my queen to where it could be taken by a pawn

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix lasa

[weak cairn]

idek how i miss that

[grim edge]

Eh that happens

Sometimes life just wants to fk u up

[candid ingot]

i’m quaking in my boots rn

[last pier]

hi!

[fickle ingot]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/library/2Hz6cyawxa?tab=analysis 5 brilliant move in 29 move, one of the most unknown chess miniature

[last pier]

W

[primal mirage]

💀 practice makes perfect

[fickle ingot]

knight sac bishop sac (x2) queen sac rook sac

yep

[last pier]

i dont know anything about bishop and knight mate except for the position needed for it so lemme try with no experience lmao

[last pier]

stockfish 3560 elo analyzed this

W

[fickle ingot]

told ya

5 brilliant move bro

[warm raven]

anyone 900 rated blitz wanna play

[latent canopy]

easy bot i got a winning position against it

+0.1 easy winning position

[warm raven]

anyone 900 rated blitz wanna play

[grim edge]

LOL

[clear anvil]

I'm finding someone to do puzzles ruhs with me

anyone?

[last pier]

i actually did it

oml

[compact beacon]

wow the tactics at 1000 elo after 7k games are insane

[compact beacon]

that knight on d5 best knight I ever had

[muted vale]

Guys am I able to ping/dms the mod?

[nimble niche]

so is this

[wicked zinc]

if stockfish played agaisnt stockfish what would be the win/lose ratio for white

[analog dagger]

Indian defence

[rugged gulch]

Why u play on the website?

[upbeat viper]

since this is a deterministic match (always the same moves), it could only be 0.5 or 1

[latent canopy]

all be draws i think

[analog dagger]

It depends there are more chances on white since it makes the first move

[nimble niche]

because the app is shit

[latent canopy]

when they do computer games they use predetermined positions so there can be variations in tactics

[drowsy crest]

chat

[analog dagger]

Yeah we can even play many variances in website

[drowsy crest]

a guy brought strawberry milkshake to the gym, one of the cutest moment I have seen so far

[muted vale]

Hi. If I let you know that my friend cheating on chess.com, is he gonna ban sooner than report on the web?

[nimble niche]

not like anyone plays variants on chess.com

[upbeat viper]

drop his username in DM

[analog dagger]

But many of them does

[drowsy crest]

you are a snitch

and you are not deserving of a friendship

in game chat in game

[muted vale]

Bro that's making chess fair ;-;

[drowsy crest]

you must tell him that he is wrong and try to fix it

what kinda friend are you

[grim edge]

I don't like cheating and I don't like you calling someone a friend when you aren't a friend.

[drowsy crest]

for the first time I agree with you

[grim edge]

Frinds for benefits

[upbeat viper]

too late

[drowsy crest]

what has this world come to

[upbeat viper]

if he did cheat he will get banned

[drowsy crest]

no one has to know he cheated earlier

[grim edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/945434186699923456.png?v=1

[drowsy crest]

[grim edge]

Nito😔

[drowsy crest]

ps: I do not condone cheating

[cedar pawn]

umm except me apparently

[muted vale]

He has been banned 5 account because of cheating. I explained a lot to him but he still doesn't relize his lessons from those accounts and I think he have to deserve the price.

[cedar pawn]

horde variant on top