#💬〡general-off-topic
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Ur saying shaking my head my head
When did I say that? 
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/105060195?tab=review
i maintained a draw against mangus
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1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. Nf3 O-O 6. Be2 Ne8 7. Bg5 f6 8. Be3 b6 9. Bf4 Nd7 10. Be3 Bb7 11. Ng1 f5 12. b4 e6 13. h4 e5 14. g4 exd4 15. Bxd4 fxe4 16. g5 h6 17. Bxg7 Kxg7 18. Nh3 Ne5 19. gxh6+ Kxh6 20. Qc1+ Kg7 21. h5 gxh5 22. Rg1+ Ng6 23. a3 h4 24. Nf4 Rxf4 25. Qxf4 Qf6 26. Qe3 c5 27. Nxe4 Bxe4 28. Rd1 cxb4 29. a4 Bc2 30. Qd4 Bxd1 31. Qxd1 Rc8 32. Qd3 a6 33. Rxg6+ Qxg6 34. Qxg6+ Kxg6 35. Kd1 b5 36. cxb5 axb5 37. axb5 Nf6 38. Bd3+ Kg5 39. Be2 h3 40. Bf3 h2 41. Ke2 Kf4 42. Bc6 Rxc6 43. bxc6 h1=Q 44. c7 Qc1 45. c8=Q Qxc8 46. f3 Qc3 47. Kf1 Qxf3+ 48. Ke1 Ne4
Every time
My grandpa used to say
Stop arguing with idiots, cya bro
Mairos ur going to gail for bullying innocent kids

thats saying "shaking my head my head"
THANK YOU
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Rapid: 1835 (1888 peak)
I wasn't 1234elo never
no i dont talk to 500s
prodigy
Shaking my smh
Altho I selected intermediate at the selection
Was that a Roman flag in the middle? I couldn’t see the insignia.
How old r u?
fellas is it gay to try and find the meaning of life
13
understanable
I don’t talk to 8 year olds but here we are
why would you wanna know more about the same gender
🥶
you only got 200 potential friends

they got my name on the epstein list
Idk

Questions that may never be answered 
I love your song choice bro
was my 3rd most listened song last year
I want to be blunder gm
bro changed songs 💀
Ty lol
The song ended
alr
It’s back lol
Yoo boys
Wait yea ig

What was he listening to
bro played it again, what chad
Smh my head
sup chef
Why would you talk to 8 year olds
Bros less than that
loli breathing 2 hours on loop
i also have std disease
💀💀💀💀
what?!?!
Hi guys, I need help I gto a draw but don't understand why, could you please help me ?
Your IQ is more limited than what I thought 
Doing good. Wby? Just uploaded and im trying not to look at youtube analytics every two seconds 
jealous?
XD
yeah fr
African wildlife noises 10 hrs
Hi guys I made a draw in a game and I don't get why, could anyone help me please ?
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1. e4 c5 2. a3 Nc6 3. b4 a6 4. Nc3 b5 5. Nd5 e6 6. Nb6 Qxb6 7. e5 Nxe5 8. Be2 Bb7 9. Nh3 Be7 10. f3 Nf6 11. Bb2 Bd6 12. c4 bxc4 13. bxc5 Qxc5 14. d3 Ng6 15. dxc4 Nh4 16. Rg1 O-O 17. Bd4 Qa5+ 18. Bc3 Qxc3+ 19. Kf1 Nd5 20. Rc1 Ne3+ 21. Kf2 Nxd1+ 22. Bxd1 Qxc1 23. Ba4 Qe3+ 24. Kxe3 Nf5+ 25. Kf2 Bc5+ 26. Ke2 Nd4+ 27. Kf2 Nxf3+ 28. Kg3 Nxg1 29. Nxg1 Bd6+ 30. Kf2 Rac8 31. Bxd7 Rxc4 32. Ne2 Rf4+ 33. Nxf4 Bxf4 34. g3 Be5 35. Ba4 Rd8 36. Kg1 Rd1+ 37. Bxd1 f5 38. Kf2 f4 39. gxf4 Bxf4 40. Ke2 e5 41. Kf2 g5 42. Ke2 h6 43. a4 a5 44. Bb3+ Kf8 45. Kf2 g4 46. Bd1 h5 47. h4 Bc6 48. Kg1 Bxa4 49. Bxa4 e4 50. Bd1 e3 51. Kg2 g3 52. Kf3 g2 53. Kxg2 Kg7 54. Kf3 Be5 55. Kxe3 Kf6 56. Kf3 Kf5 57. Bc2+ Ke6 58. Bb3+ Kd6 59. Ke4 Bf6 60. Kf5 Bxh4 61. Bd1 Bf2 62. Bxh5 a4 63. Bf7 Kc5 64. Ke4 Kb4 65. Kd3 Bc5 66. Kc2 a3 67. Kb1 Kc3 68. Bg8 Kb4 69. Bf7 Kc3 70. Bg8 Kb4 71. Bh7 Kb3 72. Bg8+ Kc3 73. Bh7 Kb3 74. Bg8+ Ka4 75. Bf7 Bb4 76. Bg8 Bc3 77. Be6 Kb4 78. Bg8 Ka4 79. Bh7 Kb4 80. Bg6 Ka4 81. Bf7 Kb4 82. Bg8 Ka4
Ur basically saying “wth the hell”
Or “omg my god”
@graceful lintel The guy got banned

Same thing
Wow that’s cool
That's the joke
Which guy?bishop one
We love to smh my head here

Thank you so much
I was waiting for a sherlock to tell me that
Well acfually is smh
Shaking my smh my head
Bishop one? No that 1k one playing like 2000s
no opinions from 1400s
Oh

It is dinner time. But im in a wheelchair rn sadly
you'll get better soon coach
I have a functional neurlogical disorder. Im paralysed in my right leg
Happened about 10 times before. Takes from 7 to 100 days to heal
Who let this guy cook
Im on day 2
I am also a member of lzc cartel
I joined him

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1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. Nf3 O-O 6. Be2 Ne8 7. Bg5 f6 8. Be3 b6 9. Bf4 Nd7 10. Be3 Bb7 11. Ng1 f5 12. b4 e6 13. h4 e5 14. g4 exd4 15. Bxd4 fxe4 16. g5 h6 17. Bxg7 Kxg7 18. Nh3 Ne5 19. gxh6+ Kxh6 20. Qc1+ Kg7 21. h5 gxh5 22. Rg1+ Ng6 23. a3 h4 24. Nf4 Rxf4 25. Qxf4 Qf6 26. Qe3 c5 27. Nxe4 Bxe4 28. Rd1 cxb4 29. a4 Bc2 30. Qd4 Bxd1 31. Qxd1 Rc8 32. Qd3 a6 33. Rxg6+ Qxg6 34. Qxg6+ Kxg6 35. Kd1 b5 36. cxb5 axb5 37. axb5 Nf6 38. Bd3+ Kg5 39. Be2 h3 40. Bf3 h2 41. Ke2 Kf4 42. Bc6 Rxc6 43. bxc6 h1=Q 44. c7 Qc1 45. c8=Q Qxc8 46. f3 Qc3 47. Kf1 Qxf3+ 48. Ke1 Ne4
@upbeat viper thoughts on this

Ip grabbers
bast you mortal
anyone wanna come solve puzzles with me
you dare dc me
bast killed that guy?
hey guys do any of you know what's the title of this game? it was on y8 2D turn-based RPG, with a green zombie like tishertless guy in blue jeans, the whole setting was somewhat dark at all times. any idea?
ask chatgpt
Minecraft
i did
this gif meaning is beyond human capabilities
Roblox
"Sonny" Series: One possibility is the "Sonny" series, particularly "Sonny" and "Sonny 2." In these games, you control a character who is a reanimated corpse (zombie-like) and the setting can be dark.
"Rebuild" Series: Another potential option is the "Rebuild" series, which involves turn-based strategy in a post-apocalyptic zombie setting. While not exactly matching your description, it has a dark atmosphere.
"Dead Frontier: Outbreak" Series: This series may also fit your description. It's an interactive story-based game set in a dark and zombie-infested world.
Real
Rebuild 2 was a lot of fun
you def klilled all ur pous
bro thats a checkmate after Rxc1 what are u yapping about
cdda was even better though
One of the many dangers of dividing by 0.
Real shit
but it's useful
guys is 1+1+1 1?
i wanna do calculus
(1/0)(sqrt(-1)) = hi
math is useless prove me wrong
ur 12
If i have 2 sheep and i take away 2, i have 68 sheep left
can mathematics put bread on ur table xd
Yes.
no lol
You shouldn't talk about things you don't know about.
did you watch andrew tate or somn
tbh it is useless for quite alot of jobs
professional mathematicians
Or at least try to dispute it.
False.
can you get bread if you dont know any math
tf you gonna use math for if you're an actor or something
Programming jobs like mathematicians.
To calculate how much money you gonna get 💵 💶
actors don't get paid as much as nerds
thats just basic math
Most people doing math wouldn't go into acting most likely, doesn't make sense.
thats why i said it's useless for most jobs
calculate your payment?!?!
You named one job.
Unrelated to math at all.
thats basic math i'm talking about thec omplicated parts
THATS WHAT I MEAN. MOST JOBS DON'T NEED MATHS
OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE IM TALKING TO A BRICK WALL
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Non sequitur.
sure most jobs use basic math but past a point its gonna be useless for most jobs
Math is so important that u used it to right that sentence
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
bro this is hebrew
i hurt my leg 
My sympathies
I speak hebrew and so I know, it's not
mental illness
If you didnt tell us I think no one would notice thats not a language

Maybe it's some language I'm not familiar with 👀
guys, i started playing chess on a second account. and i got damn lucky because im now like 600, im 300 on my main.
I think mohit has never used skull or laughing emoji in his life kekw
@severe oxidegte time
💀 🤣 
ok
now you go back to main and treated like an alt
this is it. Sonny. Perfect!
Luxembourgish.
:3
Wrong!
nope
i regret what i was going to do
6227020800
ye
3d calculus?!
Check out this #chess game: AbdallaAlbeshti vs umz_1288 - https://www.chess.com/game/95888443114
Does copying a guys exact moves illegal. ? A guy annoying m rn
yeah
jeepers
Check out this #chess game: umz_1288 vs Fimdeano - https://www.chess.com/live/game/95888262886
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Qe7 4. O-O Qc5 5. Na3 a6 6. Ng5 h6 7. Nxf7 Qxc4 8. Nxc4 Kxf7 9. d3 Nd4 10. c3 Nb5 11. Nxe5+ Ke6 12. Nf3 Nf6 13. b3 Nxc3 14. Qc2 Ncxe4 15. a4 Bc5 16. dxe4 Nxe4 17. Qxe4+ Kf7 18. Qc4+ Ke7 19. Qxc5+ d6 20. Qe3+ Be6 21. Re1 Raf8 22. h3 Kd7 23. b4 Re8 24. b5 axb5 25. axb5 b6 26. Nd4 Bc4 27. Ra4 Rxe3 28. Rxe3 Bxb5 29. Nxb5 Kc6 30. Nc3 g5 31. Rc4+ Kd7 32. Nd5 c6 33. Nxb6+ Kc7 34. Nd5+ Kd7 35. Re7+ Kc8 36. Rxc6+ Kd8 37. Rxd6+ Kc8 38. Rc7+ Kb8 39. Rb6+ Ka8 40. Nb4 Rb8 41. [Ra6#]
I just want some tips if anyone has any
That’s good to hear, right?
Alr bro I’m listening
Hello Hello
The thing is right those r the only 2 matches I have one without the noob scholar mate
Lol
?😂
Wdym
wha
i just found out, that alexandre dumas was black
Hello what’s up
Is this not chess server
it is, why?
no
Bc bro is giving life tips
👍
Sure man thanks I guess
booboo bear says what
no
i wanna eat chicken nuggets right now
Farms are really good
I used to go there when i was younger
i sat on a donkey and harvested crops
obligatory "no farms= no food" comment
what

check yours too lol

brokie
Bro owns a crab farm
I am truly broke
Blud owns a bug farm.
living in low cost country = save a lot of money
Dawg owns a seacow farm.
No stupid expenses
Schnawg owns a fish farm.
Visual representation of a 5’2 person standing next to a 6’5. @upbeat viper see the difference
the difference isnt big
no spending money on useless things
bro got hope
how would i, a 6 ft look next to the rock
i think i should come as tall as his nose atleast
yessir
i wouldnt call myself rich tho
prove
ok shut up
I am then
me in the middle 🥰
my gf
whats difference between a duck , a goose and a swan
one is a duck one is a swan and one is a goose
bbg 🥰
There is bound to be an adult game of chess
one can be on a chess board, the rest can't
anyone up for a chess match with a 300?
swan is the most beautiful one from them
If your really high rated i might play better
IN THIS VIDEO EVERYTIME SOMEBODY TAKES A PAWN THEY WILL HAVE TO MAKE A PAWN VIDEO
hey guys
where can i sign up
that is one dapper duck
I’m 200 elo 😎
watch out for the bishops
Any 1v1 ers?
I heard they are nasty
I hear taking a bishop can get quite messy
Just move pawn
didnt know elon was chill like that
I have no clue at this point what elo I am
I dropped from 800 to 400 in a span of 2 games
I haven't played seriously in over half I year
I forgor how to chess
DEEZ Knights
bro lost 400 elo in 2 games
I lost 200 elo
didnt ask
1520 peak, now 1300
i also lost 200
You guys worry about elo?
and quit chess
I don't worry about chess
no i dont play chess
Help me please :((
now I am playing 30 mins rapid I lost 2 games in a row coz of time
why u in this server then buddy
anyone up for a crazyhouse game?
ur mom
too crazy
thats why
ill steal ur mum
💀
🗿

@night quiver u cured my leg
god i am tilting
hi tilting
You dare use my own spells against me Potter?
U have barely played any gsmes
Games*
What do u expect
guy I have a question, begginer player should learn a most used oppening also its nuances or just pick a random one to get good in
someone send me a questionable message request i wanna troll my friend
how often do you use those telstra phone boxes?
ok sir
thoughts on this match ?
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1. e4 e5 2. c4 Qf6 3. Nc3 Bc5 4. Nf3 d6 5. g3 Nc6 6. Bg2 h6 7. O-O g5 8. d3 g4 9. Nh4 Nd4 10. Nf5 a6 11. Nxd4 exd4 12. Nd5 Qd8 13. f3 gxf3 14. Qxf3 f6 15. Qh5+ Kd7 16. Bh3+ Kc6 17. b4 Ba7 18. b5+ axb5 19. cxb5+ Kxb5 20. Rb1+ Kc6 21. Ba3 b5 22. Rfc1+ Bc5 23. Bxc5 dxc5 24. Nb4+ Kb6 25. Qxc5+ Ka5 26. Nc6+ Ka6 27. Qxb5#
like once
nooo, boka chan
































































1. e4 c5 2. e5 Nc6 3. Nf3 d6 4. d4 cxd4 5. Nxd4 Nxd4 6. Qxd4 e6 7. exd6 Bxd6 8. a3 Nf6 9. Nc3 a5 10. Bb5+ Bd7 11. Qxd6 Bxb5 12. Qxd8+ Rxd8 13. Nxb5 O-O 14. O-O Nd5 15. Rd1 b6 16. Bg5 Rc8 17. c3 h6 18. Bh4 g5 19. Bg3 f5 20. h3 f4 21. Bh2 e5 22. Nd6 Rcd8 23. Rxd5 Rf6 24. Rad1 Kf8 25. f3 Ke7 26. Nf5+ Rxf5 27. Rxd8 e4 28. fxe4 Rb5 29. R8d5 Rxb2 30. Re5+ Kf6 31. Rf5+ Ke6 32. Rdd5 Rb1+ 33. Kf2 Rb2+ 34. Ke1 Rxg2 35. Rfe5+ Kf6 36. Rf5+ Ke6 37. Bxf4 gxf4 38. Rxf4 Rg1+ 39. Kf2 Rg5 40. Rff5 Rxf5+ 41. Rxf5 Kd6 42. Ke3 Kc6 43. Kd4 b5 44. Rf6+ Kc7 45. Kc5 b4 46. cxb4 axb4 47. axb4 Kd7 48. Kd5 Ke7 49. Re6+ Kf7 50. Ke5 Kg7 51. Kf5 Kf7 52. b5 Kg7 53. Re7+ Kf8 54. Kf6 Kg8 55. Re8+ Kh7 56. Kf7 h5 57. Re5 h4 58. Rh5#
why is game review not workin ?
only drug dealers use those
it doesnt work for cuties
hi
Hi everyone
h
How are you doing
fine thanks and you
yoo could i get a unmute @half wagon @narrow dune @fresh wind @vast granite @polar oxide plsss anyone of ya'all gimme the unmute-
soon
im not sure if you realized it or not, but you can already talk here
im sorry for real
oh you mean in VC
yeah
you literally pinged mods and admins which is incredibly stupid
cuz noone of y'all helpin me
hi sorry for real
im nick
you should have somekinds of appeal options
we arent able to nor will I vouch for you
pinging mods for that should get you locked out rather
im sever muted in vc
i lost to someone 500 elo points under me 😭
im server muted in vc
normal
bro think he a great chaos
im server muted in vc
im server muted in vc
what?
RXd1 checkmate bruh
Uh cool
how can u guys blunder checkmate lik ethat
plss unmute me mann @peak plankfrom vc
hi chat
Hi
tho 800 would see that kind of checkmte and protect against it
i guess you need to read some books and actually get better because you chess playing skills are awful and i sense 0 talent in u
No sense.
@peak plank bro stop ghostin me man
if u got the perms unmute my ass
smh
Hello people
A short story when a women makes fun of you
Stop acting a fool!
It’s ridiculous
you blundered mate in 1 bro get better
bro got a draw in last game bcz I had 0.5 seconds to mate her with queen
i like ur chemistry quiz
hi
what did you do to get muted?
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 h6 4. h4 Nf6 5. g3 Bc5 6. b4 Bb6 7. c3 Ng4 8. Qe2 Nxf2 9. Rf1 Ng4 10. Bd5 d6 11. Qb5 Bd7 12. c4 Ne7 13. Bc6 bxc6 14. Qa6 Bd4 15. Nxd4 exd4 16. Bb2 c5 17. b5 Ne5 18. d3 c6 19. bxc6 N7xc6 20. Bxd4 cxd4 21. g4 Nxg4 22. Rf4 Nge5 23. c5 Nxd3+ 24. Qxd3 dxc5 25. Nd2 O-O 26. e5 Nxe5 27. Qg3 Bb5 28. O-O-O Nd3+ 29. Kb1 Nxf4 30. Qxf4 Rb8 31. Rg1 a5 32. Ne4 Bd3+ 33. Ka1 Bxe4 34. Qxe4 Qf6 35. Rg4 d3+ 36. Qd4 cxd4 37. Rxd4 Qxd4#
its been a year idr
all rated 1200 and i still cant win
go to #💬〡improvement-talk for that in #💬〡general-off-topic we will just make fun of you
what 💀
well,
Can't talk in there i tried
i was makin weird sounds i guess
and someone joined
me and thought i was annoying
and then muted me
Do /connect
but you can
f w that the quote that calliope sent above is better
once you connect your account
gonna be my status
@grim edge broo can u unmute me?
Hmm just wait a bit longer maybe and don't ping all the mods. DM one person and be nice. Don't be annoying
what was the deleted msg
Hi
you are joking.
i swear i've seen her before
Good luck with your questions.
cheers
hello everyone
what
wait what does OG mean on profile vies
Orginal grandmaster
but im noy grandmaster
Maybe because it was a joke
Orange Grinch

Special Christmas role
Oh wait you guys are taking the piss
only given to the Grinches
Short for Ogre
Did he steal presents?
yaa
Leave it its dun know
😐
I had a stroke reading this

lmao
its pronounced "done now"

no kidding sherlock
instead of memorizing important stuff i memorized big smoke's order
It's pronounced 'dunno'
No, it's just misspelling
"You dun know?"
uh
Wait you britisih?
There is no slang in written language
why not just type "done now"
No?
i am
😐
oh you wont get it
wtf r u guys talkin about
let him cook chat
dunno means don't know
Hey there
damn
Of course I am your geezer(what does that mean?)
u a nonce fr
Geezer is wild
🤣
an odd person or just and old confused person

UK is very nice place dw
But I lost in chess to an old person today
I ain't from UK blud
NO ITS OKAY UK IS NICE
Sorry dawg
People carry knives for decoration😍
UK is beter than the US
What do y'all have with UK
we have apriciation with the UK! you should too!
damn server mod
huh
happy birthday 🎉
I'll pass
wait i just realized how long ago this was 💀
that was 1 year ago
damn
bro replying to a message from god knows when ago
i just saw the msg and I checked it after i realized how below our msgs are compared to these
im gonna go to the first ever message in this channel and say: oh wow or something then i'll say oopsie! then i'll go to the second oldest message and do the same thing
nobody gives a crap
Mean but right
😂😂
i do
.
yea bro that was yesterday
My power level is 1813
you are new but I already like you(only if you are a guy)
mine is only 1000 😦
2000*

let him join the gang
The summit of power levels in history is 2882
if he is interested
@grim edge
yea man lets go
cringe
Wen did chess become depressing
your house is being live streamed on national geographic
"lets observe this failed chihahua in its natural habitat"
@drowsy crest btw how the hell do you have two accounts with the one having more games being lower rated
fellas is it a crime to have such a thing
its becuz
uh
dms
Mine is only 378 😦
Thanks bro.

you are the chihuahua who likes to dance samba
running out of comebacks
i never leave. i dont comeback
wish the 2nd sentence was true
HI SERVER MUTED IN VC

fellas is it gay to use tlauncher
yes
even if mojang banned your account twice for domestic terrorism
rephrase
how do you even get banned off minecraft
is that even possible
Loll
no comment
I first got some temporary lockout shit because of the use of something I would rather not say, then in the feedback i said "I ain't reading allat, f you n"
then I got perma banned
use of what?
nothing
USE OF WHAT?
i say the craziest shit on minecraft servers and im still good
i did all of these on discord
i did abou- wait EXPOSING PERSONAL INFORMATION OF OTHERS?
explain
'posting links to malicious software'
hell
@drowsy crest TELL ME
lmao
what
they werent even malicious
the kid was asking me how he can get free robux
yeah I gaveaway his roblox account because he said he would eat a mcdonald over pizza
i forgot it was years ago
hes right tho, mcdonalds is better than dominos
his dad failed
I never said dominos I said pizza
Delete the app please
honestly if you don't go every single week, its good to eat some time to time
just saw wesley so in the open challenge tab on chesscom, i clicked and got into a game against him but he aborted the game in like 2 seconds. wonder if he just misclicked when creating a challenge or does he do open challenges?
Not like those americans
i dont have it💀 i barely go to it
Then delete your account
Wesley so does NOT want to play you bro 💀
do you live in georgia by ny chance
no
shit
why
However I do 😏
why
noothing
On a real note he definitely doesn't do open challenges I think
U been acting real sus lately
tell me dude
Are thumbs toes for your hands
huh 😨
huh
yea i figured either he misclicked or some bug but you never know. i played 50 games against a GM yesterday through the open challenge tab. a lot of crazy stuff happens in open challenges
💀
Woah fr?? That's so cool
The highest I played was a 2300
i hate GIF's
And he beat me like 6 different times 🤡
yea was very exciting highest rated player i ever played against, but i lost all 50 games
50 ????
50 games??💀
also, do you guys say JIF or GIF, like pronousiation
That guy has so much time on his hands 💀
ye he just kept offering rematches lol so i kept accepting. took 70 mins
JIF
don't mind my spelling im not native to america or england.
well
What's your rating rn
sadly you are wrong, it has been proved its GIF
2000 rapid 1800 bullet. he was 2950 bullet
Oh bullet that's crazy. 2000 rapid is good tho
ma names Jeff
Yeah ik it’s GIF but I say it like JIF when I say it in real life but normally I say G I F
I'm worse in rapid that in bullet and blitz
Yay
Maybe because I play a lot of blitz and bullet
i used to say JIF
I know
once i found out, i became a GIF(t) dude
Yo how to be better
it aint my name, i aint english
Which one to learn to cook in beginner ranks
watch 9/11 unfold, im as bad as you
Bro was in my shorts feed 24/7 before I even started playing chess a lot I’m pretty new to chess got into it like some months ago and got into chess.com like a week ago XD
Ok
im not sure if they are good
Ima ask some other ppl then
ok
I see like the most devious videos like how to win in 8 moves then the opponent plays like the worst move and I can’t use it 
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Rapid: 2202 (peak)
Blitz: 2020 (2137 peak)
Bullet: 1912 (1946 peak)
2202….
nice
Its a struggle haha
Your stuff has character to it and is useful, that's the difference 💪
fortnite?
,
Ayy thanks bro
You talking about my most recent video?
Bro I started watching Gotham when he was like 1m when did bro become 4.5m bro I never noticed
same
A lot of magnus thumbnails is what did it
I haven't seen your most recent one but the ones i saw before are definitely miles ahead of the common reposted stuff i see
❤️
Its on f4 e5 haha. Kind of a rare line but deadly af
From's Gambit, ik that one, i saw it played like 3 times against me but opponents didnt really do much with it; you covered the g5 variation?
hi
Wow long time no see
Yess
true
Thats the variation I recommend for black
@mild saffron please join chess streaming 2
Yea, its the one that harasses White the most
You have no idea how many times people play h3 
I truly dont but Bg3# is funny
I play c30
Whats c30?
Idk
lol
1
Good evening
goos night
Sup
https://www.chess.com/game/live/98133578975 Les go 3 brilliants
































































1. e4 h5 2. Nf3 h4 3. d4 d6 4. Bc4 c6 5. Nc3 Qa5 6. e5 d5 7. Bd3 h3 8. g3 Bg4 9. O-O e6 10. Bf4 Nd7 11. a3 c5 12. Be2 cxd4 13. Nxd4 Bxe2 14. Qxe2 a6 15. b4 Qc7 16. Nxd5 exd5 17. e6 Qb6 18. exd7+ Kxd7 19. Qg4+ Kd8 20. Bg5+ Be7 21. Nf5 Nf6 22. Nxe7 Kxe7 23. Rfe1+ Kf8 24. Bxf6 Qxf6 25. Rad1 Rd8 26. b5 a5 27. a4 Qb2 28. Rxd5 Ra8 29. Qd7 Qxc2 30. Qd8+
Can I use stockfish in real life, I'm playing chess with my friend?
What type of opening your opponent played I'm confused haha
But good job man 👏
Hello chess
Hi
Maybe yes
Like random 1v1s at home
?
ngl ur a terrible person if ur using stockfish without them knowing
Basically cheating ?
U can but should u?
U should too
Its only cheating if they find out - Jackie Chan
hans niemann 2.0 is real?
Can you? Yes. Should you? Yes.
👀
irl chess does not have any rules unlike chess.com :)
so YES
do it give that friend misery
Minds are for loser babies who need to think
@fresh wind whats your fave color?
real
seriously? You pinged me to ask that?
hamood walakhamood bint hamdan can do that
Mine is gray
i dont have one
hello, why is my custom theme in the website not loading?
purple better fr fr
3000 soon 🥱
Damn
It's gonna be harder now that my premium ran out but hopefully within a couple of months
true
but i think you can still do it
Haha loser
You don't have premium either?
website is dyinggggg
THANKS JOHN
@lament jacinth where's your premium
ITS OK WE HAVE L*CHESS FOR THAT
l'chess 🥖
man i just wanna know 😭
What colour is your chess.com premium
it's a site issue, the team are looking into it
it has been a while since it went down for me
Gone
Rude
this was the goofiest frame in death note 💯
do waht
Bro thinks he's important 😂
ping and ask for the colour
was this relight??
lmao fr
FR
reload the app/ website
123456789
all of you are cats
aight ,
nope
nononononononononono NO
can anyone game review for me if possible?
Some random 1000 just challenged me to a 30 minute game 💀 (I'm 2200)
okay who with a big number is willing to play, I just went on the Chess Academy server and threw a +6 game
When i play the grandmaster bot they checkmate so quick
600s do that a lot
just ignore them
@echo kestrel im a random 1000 and I challenge you to a 10 minute game
Yo wanna play a game?
ye and i hate playing on phone
Yes I'm sure 2 is almost there
i meen if i have my login i will
Lol i play on phone and no need to worry im a beginner
yall people that play chess bullet just play Clash royale fr
i dont have my login :/
make a new acc ez, unless u spend money on it...
i guess
anyone wanna play bullet?
i climbed from 400 elo to 1250 elo in 6 months, is that good?
pretty good
ask osaka
Is anyoen up to 1v1?
rapid?(non rated)
ok
Almost back up to 500
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bullet?
@spare haven
In a match alread
damn nice, whats ur rating now, btw how u did that? yt videos, puzzles?
i got it
ohk
in my account
hi
anyone wanna play bullet with me?
sure
Not really, I climbed from 600 to 1050 in a week
I'm strong player
im a 390
For what

sorry i ment 392
man i just started a small chess session and my oponents resign in 10-15 moves ;-;
u just made ur cc acc ?
About a week ago
ohh then makes sense
gg
can u give me ur username ?
Talking about chess In this channel? Weirdos. #💬〡chess-talk exists for a reason
Same as discord name
im 300
i climbed from 400 to 1080 in 1 week too on my training acc
They’re minding their business smh
wanna play a match ?
ye sure you cool with non rated rapid?
ye
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Streamer: False
Rapid: 1042 (1072 peak)
Blitz: 1052 (peak)
Dont forget religion lmfao
Oh wait thank you
User?
hopefully me some day
just saying how the i felt you can prob get to 1k easily
Hm.. interesting account
Trust me 300s are something else
What do you think of the account?
User?
lol saw that
You're 2251?
It literally has 1 game
Aspirin_GM
WHY DOESNT IT WORK PEOPRYL
We have to 1v1
2251 rapid, 2001 bullet, and 1900ish blitz
username?
Mal_faiteur
The fact that i still clicked that shit 😒
😇
Your account has 1 game..
ye.
nuh uh?
Yes
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thats not me
imposter
Fr
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hi
Lets 1v1 then @idle jungle
the screen is scratched wtf
hii
you are about my rating so maybe like 12 mins
could be higher but it really depends on the opening ig
What does that mean?
oh idk about that
It means you're losing on purpose.. which is bannable. You resign in the opening half the time
Alr bet
No thats because my mum calls me
What time control?
the chess.com server detects it or what
i have never done it but idk how that works
Nah they don't. Staff gotta do it themselves
oh
meaning there are alot of fake elo players
This dude played 99.5 accuracy sus move times 3 games in a row and didn't get banned
Kk
? @echo kestrel
Yes
Whatsup guys
nice
Tilted towers
what is a flag master if you can explain it
i mean ik to some degree but not clearly
like what is flagging
basically explain flagging to me
idk
bye bye 🗣️ 🔥
same
chess.com doing its thing sadly
<@&745328830649991179> Is there someone I can dm to report a cheater? I reported this insanely obvious cheater a month ago and he's still not banned. I can literally give proof that shows he's 100% cheating. If one of you thinks he's not cheating I will literally close my account because holy crap it's that obvious
who
someone on chess.com
send them fr
I gotta dm
Kk
no u cant
hard to spot but nice game it was going quite well before you move your bishop
i thought i did a good match but no 7 inaccuracies (no blunder or mistake but 7 is alot)
alright
ye , that blunder changed entire game
Bruh
how do you have <500 and 1000-1199 role at the same time
wdym bruh you just pinged all mods of the server yet didnt read the server rules
how do you get VIP ?
I hung my bishop in one move
years of helping out the community
Bro this guy is never gonna be banned
oh
In the daily chess champs...I can't believe it 
if you reported him and he didnt get banned there is good chance he didnt cheat
Chess makes no sense like how i play better when against a 1440 rated person saying i played like a 750 but when its someone in the 200-300s they play like grandmasters
I'm first in the division and now I have only hope is to have him time out
i forgot about the tournament and lost all 12 games 💀
Damn
I can literally dm you his user for you to check. I will close my own account if he's not cheating, that's how confident I am
my life
lol
ok dm me that stuff il check it out whynot
Kk done
u gonna clsoe a 2200 elo acc ?
Can u send me? I'll check him
The only thing I can do is beat one of the best guys in the division and resign the other game so that at least both me and him can advance
let me show a bigger graph
~~give your account to me, ill connect to it ~~
Ye
Thank you
He could make a new one and get back to 2200
bet
Assuming he's good
it will take a while
Np, done
I literally will if this guy isn't cheating
If rapid and above
stop the witch hunt
It's literally so obvious
why the hell do people sacrifice the queen so earlt
nobody cares really
just leave it
its so stupid cause we dont have queens
o
It does. It's annoying because cheaters never get banned
man, Thats ur whole life
if you're so adamant, send me the details, but please stop accusing people
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Alr will do. I never posted his user, I've dmed everyone whose asked
his suspect a 2300 destroyed 300s with 99 accuracy xDD
