💬〡general-off-topic

[solid schooner]

sure send

[grim edge]

vc?

[solid schooner]

i am good

[grim edge]

k

what user

[grim edge]

what your user

[solid schooner]

nvm

i am totally good i saw your range to be 500 to 999

so like... no

[grim edge]

: (

who knows i drew a 1600 before

but eh

[solid schooner]

i won against several GMs

[sleek oriole]

i can play you if you want

[grim edge]

any1 else 1v1?

[random drum]

chess is bad

[grim edge]

u titled?

[grim edge]

Ok my user is jiujitsumax

[solid schooner]

about to be

[grim edge]

I beat a 1300 (im 205)

[grim edge]

nice nice

[grim edge]

play me after this theres no way

[grim edge]

Bro I'ma send u a photo

time controls?

[sleek oriole]

any. just unrated

[grim edge]

@sleek oriole

Wasnt a 1300 but it was like 1010 lol

Ok works

(I'm 205)

How did I get a draw with a 1995

sent @sleek oriole

[sleek oriole]

cant see it yet

[grim edge]

Me?

[sleek oriole]

now

[umbral horizon]

im gonna weezer you

[grim edge]

guys

im on number 21 on chimp test humanbenchmark

anyone want me to stream

shut up

@upbeat viper is saying zzz abuse

[upbeat viper]

?

[grim edge]

like "zzz" when ur winning

[grim edge]

Hi it's me mashu

as a way of saying its so easy im literally beating u when im sleeping

[grim edge]

who

[grim edge]

hai mashu

Ok nvm

[umbral horizon]

pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

[grim edge]

nono im joking what happened to venti

[grim edge]

That other acc got ban for"giving out elo"

[solid schooner]

-....

[grim edge]

huh.

[grim edge]

It got ban for short

[grim edge]

like i mean its not that rude right?

[grim edge]

damn.

[random drum]

Hans in chesscom post

[grim edge]

omg 0.1 sec clutch

[solid schooner]

i am not about to zzzz

[grim edge]

Lmao

[grim edge]

zzz

[solid schooner]

titled players

[solid schooner]

2.05k respect

for a girl you are good

[random drum]

as the performer of 2023

[solid schooner]

😉

[random drum]

with perf rating of 2946

[grim edge]

o-o

[random drum]

simp

[grim edge]

uhm idk if i should take this as a sexist remark or as a compliment

[solid schooner]

ok

[random drum]

Alireza played 880 games this year

[solid schooner]

any good theorists online?

i found an interesting line

[grim edge]

sounds kinda sexist?

[grim edge]

Im still trying to master all the line of Vienna for black and white

[solid schooner]

vienna...

[grim edge]

Shush I know

[random crest]

100% sexist

[grim edge]

yeah

[random crest]

50% compliment

[grim edge]

Real

[solid schooner]

what has the society online come up to

[spare forum]

onion

[solid schooner]

@grim edge i am sorry for the compliment which totally sounded sexist

you arent good at all

[spare forum]

😭

[grim edge]

alright thanks

[spare forum]

bro is a d1 hater

[cursive pawn]

Helo

[grim edge]

hai

[full sun]

hey

[hexed sphinx]

yo how do you send an image in here

it's not letting me

[solid schooner]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/98075408275

playing against NM

[grim edge]

guys wanna watch me stream chimp test

[peak plank]

Interesting varation, its going in my notebook

[grim edge]

im on hikarus world record

[random drum]

pixel do u know the discord id of that NM who had danya in his pfp

holding coffee or tea cup

and was named kblitzing or idk

[grim edge]

no way i beat a 1600

[upbeat viper]

@spark apex

[upbeat viper]

.

^

[grim edge]

noicee

[random drum]

ty bast

[grim edge]

Can anyone check my latest game bc I wanna see how I ended up like this 😭

Anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

wanna play\

[random drum]

can I reopen my account after closing it?

[grim edge]

we got similar rating

[grim edge]

sure :)

[grim edge]

Ok send user : D

[grim edge]

ill send a link :D

Ok 😄

Nicest conversation I've seen

You can also add me on chess.com user is jiujitsu max

Can I add too pls

Sure

I play mobile too so

[grim edge]

What your user ?

[grim edge]

I on computer

O nice. You're gonna win against me bc your elo is 640 rapid 😭

@grim edge

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/z3NwJ

https://play.chess.com/BhqXF

Im in

[grim edge]

well i beat a 1600 so who knows if you can beat me

Im watching game lol

oh fr lol

Lol

kings gambit

Spaghetti can I play next

[full sun]

hi

[grim edge]

Yea sure

send me req

[lost tendon]

Anyone wanna 1v1 chess? 300-600 elo

[grim edge]

send req

I did send friend req

i accepted

send play request

Is 15+10 good or?

[solid schooner]

c5 was a misclick

[peak plank]

scumbag

[grim edge]

Aborted??

[solid schooner]

exactly

[grim edge]

lemme send unrated @solid schooner

Okay

[peak plank]

it was +6 at a moment

[grim edge]

oops wrong reply

[solid schooner]

no chance

[grim edge]

Dang

[lost tendon]

Anyone 1v1 300-600 elo?

[solid schooner]

i was winning for a sec tho

[grim edge]

12 blunders 😭

[solid schooner]

should have took on c4 but i hesitated cuz he was NM and also it is risky to take the pawn and i hurried but still i know the idea is to always take the knight with bishop and fight on c file

[frank lagoon]

how do i get ahold of the support team?

[cosmic torrent]

what’s nm

[lost tendon]

ok

[cosmic torrent]

You don’t

[grim edge]

deserved

[peak plank]

(they drew)

[restive storm]

what is bro doing 💀

[grim edge]

damn

[solid schooner]

national master

ohh i see why it was +6

@peak plank yea it makes sense

he could have won

[peak plank]

sadge

[grim edge]

I got fried 😭

[solid schooner]

@peak plank from symetric to maroxci bind sicilian was fun

[peak plank]

yeah it was very interesting

I didnt know that 3.d4 was a move

[grim edge]

@grim edge gg i missed that my rook was hanging noooo

[solid schooner]

there are some old variations with Nc2

[solid schooner]

ofc

in the opening everything is a mov

e

[grim edge]

ok bye guys :3 luv yall

[patent dirge]

yall

can i post pictures in to this

[solid schooner]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/98076663815 @peak plank

[grim edge]

Gg

I could've won second game if it was longer

Yea

I guess you win

anyone wnana play

[grim edge]

whats ur rating

idk

wdym idk

on chescom\

[grim edge]

My rating is 1700

8 hundred something

https://play.chess.com/VpFba if anyone wanna play

@everyone
Indian Guys join my server

[grim edge]

Nice

[peak plank]

prove it

[twin moon]

Gn y’all

[twin moon]

Oh yea Pixel, e4 has been doing well

[peak plank]

nice

[grim edge]

Play with me

I had 2300 too

[peak plank]

🥱

[grim edge]

That's my second id lol

[peak plank]

okay whats your main

[grim edge]

Yk icy

[peak plank]

...

you added yourself on CC/

?

[grim edge]

Search icy

[peak plank]

I know who icy is

[nova verge]

Hi

[grim edge]

He is my friend

[nova verge]

🫂

[peak plank]

💀

I asked for your main

[solid schooner]

@peak plank WERE YOU WATCHINGG

[digital phoenix]

dont worry i love myself too

[solid schooner]

lasanga

LASSSSSS

[digital phoenix]

hi

[solid schooner]

@digital phoenix WHAT UPPPP

I MISSED YOU IT IS ME SA

[digital phoenix]

whats ur rating now

[solid schooner]

i play otb

[stone quiver]

Hello

[solid schooner]

and i recently won some money

[upbeat viper]

us when low rated : oh wow those 2ks are so strooong I wanna become one one day

reality :

[digital phoenix]

must be nice to have otb tournaments

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bqcGh.gif

[solid schooner]

in vegas

[honest drift]

Relatable

[digital phoenix]

but arent u glad to be shit and yet still be able to say ur 2k

[solid schooner]

yea lol

[upbeat viper]

I'm even 2k1

ahahaha

[stone quiver]

should i go to sleep its soon 6am

[digital phoenix]

quite literally the most obvious puzzle ive seen

[upbeat viper]

Bb4 ?

[honest drift]

No

[upbeat viper]

hmm

oh yeah sac

[digital phoenix]

theres no way ur not getting this

[honest drift]

Qd8

[upbeat viper]

simpler

yeye

[peak plank]

I cant count to 2

or 3 rather

[digital phoenix]

what is this 3k puzzle rating

[upbeat viper]

ask Rensch

[solid schooner]

is it b4 trapping the qeen

[peak plank]

Wait are your serious

[honest drift]

Cc puzzles be like

[peak plank]

||Ba5||

[digital phoenix]

might as well play Kb1

[digital phoenix]

wrong

[peak plank]

oh check

[upbeat viper]

queen would take

[digital phoenix]

smh

[solid schooner]

bro actually tried to solve and missed it

[honest drift]

Yall noobs

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Rapid: 2105 (peak)
Blitz: 2069 (2087 peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[peak plank]

I know the soultion

[upbeat viper]

soon back to peak

[peak plank]

cv.sca-

[cosmic torrent]

Qd7

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> pratham1111111111

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Rapid: 2100 (peak)
Blitz: 2204 (peak)
Bullet: 2209 (2202 peak)

[solid schooner]

soon peaking

[upbeat viper]

stroke ?

[digital phoenix]

u actually need to play Nh3 to protect f2

[solid schooner]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/98078396459

[peak plank]

no I fainted

[solid schooner]

AGAINST NM

[upbeat viper]

why

[honest drift]

@digital phoenix why is ur bullet so low

In comparison to blitz

[digital phoenix]

cos im slow

[peak plank]

chess

[honest drift]

U play 5+0 then?

[digital phoenix]

3+0 still

[honest drift]

Hmm

[digital phoenix]

but its cos i havent touched classical in a while

[honest drift]

Should be faster then

[scenic holly]

THE QUEEN

[digital phoenix]

i probably could be 2200 bullet but thats the furthest id go

[scenic holly]

ur 2400 blitz?

[brittle cosmos]

💀

[cosmic torrent]

Wtf did I just see

[grim edge]

just hit 2100 bullet!

[scenic holly]

gg

[brittle cosmos]

[upbeat viper]

dw

that was fast that was bast

[grim edge]

2 brilliants but i blundered M2 twice 💀

[digital phoenix]

no im 400

[solid schooner]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/98078396459

[worn ice]

SecretAgent003 (2173) vs. texie1 (2314)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6 6. Bg5 Nc6 7. Nb3 b5 8. Be2 Bb7 9. O-O b4 10. Bxf6 gxf6 11. Nd5 a5 12. Bb5 e6 13. Nd4 Rc8 14. Qh5 exd5 15. exd5 Qb6 16. dxc6 Bxc6 

[solid schooner]

BROOOOOO THIS IS CRAZY DESTROYED AN NM IN 16 moves

[grim edge]

damn wp

[solid schooner]

it was nasty (opening was done to get him out of theory)

hit peak

[scenic holly]

and thats why you shouldnt play the sicilian

[solid schooner]

or maybe dont play sicilian against sicilian master

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> secretagent003

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2173 (peak)
Blitz: 2020 (2137 peak)
Bullet: 1912 (1946 peak)

[solid schooner]

peak

@peak plank what do you think of the game

[peak plank]

dont be bad at chess

know your openings

[solid schooner]

did you look at the game?

against an NM that i destroyed in 16 moves

[peak plank]

yes

[grim edge]

im back

[solid schooner]

@peak plank

[peak plank]

sad

[peak plank]

yes I saw

[grim edge]

?

[solid schooner]

damn no praising

[peak plank]

ig

they made a stupid blundero n move 7 thats all

[scenic holly]

i dont think ive ever truely destroyed a master before

Many times i just got lucky

or flagged in bullet

[solid schooner]

true

[high oasis]

bro i finally beat owl father in sekiro. what an insane fight. freaking mental. i ended him with my vigor and rage.

[solid schooner]

move 7? @peak plank

[peak plank]

not move 7 mb

[grim edge]

how do i get better

you cant

ok

[covert cosmos]

:3

[fallen valley]

Sekiro goated

[high oasis]

real recognize

[stable mirage]

:3

[covert cosmos]

:6

[frigid dock]

hi guys can someone please game review my game? https://www.chess.com/game/live/98078961517

[worn ice]

chesssathish24 (1354) vs. Fun_With_KL (1315)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. c4 Bf5 4. Nc3 e6 5. Bg5 Bb4 6. cxd5 exd5 7. e3 Bxc3+ 8. bxc3 h6 9. Bxf6 Qxf6 10. Bd3 Bg4 11. Be2 Bxf3 12. Bxf3 c6 13. Qa4 Nd7 14. O-O Nb6 15. Qb3 O-O 16. Be2 Rfe8 17. c4 dxc4 18. Bxc4 Nxc4 19. Qxc4 Qe6 20. Rfc1 Rad8 21. Qc5 a6 22. Qb6 Qe7 23. Rc5 Rxd4 24. Rxc6 Rb4 25. Rc7 Rxb6 26. Rxe7 Rxe7 27. Rc1 

[peak plank]

how is he still controlling the moves after lock out

[frigid dock]

??

[upbeat viper]

??

[nova verge]

Train

[peak plank]

Scillian is mean

hard to master 😦

[upbeat viper]

it needs good intuition imo

that's how I feel about it so far

[grave wasp]

learn the najdorf

[peak plank]

difficult

bonglord was lying

[grave wasp]

blasphemy

[peak plank]

smh

you are barely 1600

[grave wasp]

thats cuz I dont play on cc that much

[upbeat viper]

skill issue ig

[grave wasp]

lichess players are way worse

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/biCDk.gif

[peak plank]

a lot of effort

Petrov is interesting...

kind of...

[upbeat viper]

petrov is

https://tenor.com/rYrDX1YhVfk.gif

[grave wasp]

thats such a depressing statement

[peak plank]

Petrov is a draw opening

Ill use it and play for a win

or just never lose a game

@upbeat viper game?

[upbeat viper]

hmmmmmmm

you wanna test the alapin again ?

[peak plank]

oh no hes thinking

[peak plank]

I dont know anything vs the alpain

[upbeat viper]

well learn something

[peak plank]

ala-pain

[grave wasp]

you might as well be playing the french if you think the petrov is interesting

[upbeat viper]

so that I improve as well

[peak plank]

3 chapters of najdof pawn structures

[upbeat viper]

sent you a chall

I'll play a sicilian

[grave wasp]

there's some free chessable course out there somewhere about how to counter anything after 1. e4 c5 that aint Nf3

[peak plank]

is it a SS

[grave wasp]

nope

[peak plank]

rip

[solid schooner]

uhhh

[solid schooner]

alex L

[grave wasp]

hm?

[stable mirage]

how did this guy get locked

[high oasis]

i spent so much on christmas gifts

[stable mirage]

oh they got closed for fair play

[high oasis]

thankfully i get paid tomorrow

holidays are crazy

[stable mirage]

in the last half hour

[peak plank]

im too good

[upbeat viper]

yeah

def a tactic master

brilliancy

[peak plank]

I didnt know queens could move backwards

it was +2

[upbeat viper]

cuz I forgot the pawn

[peak plank]

yeah dont do that

[upbeat viper]

[peak plank]

at least its not a queen

[upbeat viper]

ye

[rugged gulch]

Good morning

[nova verge]

Hell yeah! How have you been?!

[high oasis]

ive been all over the place, but im grateful for life, spoiling my family, and that im stable whilst knowing my plans for the future. how about you? thx for asking.

[nova verge]

Good Christmas went well I think everyone I gave gifts to enjoyed them. I started working another part time since tutoring is not happening right now. So overall good. 😊

[upbeat viper]

was funny at least

@peak plank

[peak plank]

yeah

me turtle 😦

[upbeat viper]

but yeah

idk why I didn'tplay g4 simply

whatever

funny opening

kudos to me for surviving so long

[peak plank]

sadge

g4 is thematic

[upbeat viper]

ofc

I had it mind

just didn't play for some reason

I have some urges to get into bad positons I guess

[peak plank]

ig

no ima psam bullet games on li

[upbeat viper]

gl

btw

keep in mind it's different

cuz

no premove time loss

and only 1 premove at a time

soooo

you better grind bullet on CC if you want the true experience

:p

[peak plank]

Holy shit im slow on lichess too

[peak plank]

yeah ik

[nimble niche]

hi pixel and bast

[upbeat viper]

very surprising

[upbeat viper]

yo

[peak plank]

I got back to 1800 bullet cc like, two days ago

[nimble niche]

do you wanna see a questionable artwork?

[peak plank]

I saw chocolate play bullet and thought I could do better

[nimble niche]

i can dm you it, except for the name it isn't really nsfw

you definitely won't let me send it here

[upbeat viper]

crazy

[upbeat viper]

why would I want to see his paintings

[nimble niche]

whose?

[upbeat viper]

everyone can

!!

[upbeat viper]

I'm guessing

anyway

no thanks

[nimble niche]

it's a salvador dali artwork don't worry

although it may be related to who you're thinking of

[grim edge]

hi chat

i still havent slept

dont tell duck

[high oasis]

sounds like youre a professional cat now

happy to hear that

[primal fern]

you should connect

[upbeat viper]

agreed

[ornate cosmos]

wth

[upbeat viper]

that's what we call 'resilience'

the higher rated you'll get the more resilient you'll become

[ornate cosmos]

i'd resign

[grim edge]

sorry. i havent slept in 48 hours or so

[upbeat viper]

and that's a good sportmanship point for you

but training defense in completely lost pos is also important

[nimble niche]

one time i didn't resign in a lost position and instead started chatting to my opponent which made him lose concentration and blunder

he blocked me after that game

[upbeat viper]

toxicity

[grim edge]

im so toxic

[upbeat viper]

btw at your elo, really never resign

[grim edge]

im like brittney spears

omg.like william blake

[upbeat viper]

your opponent can f up very easily

[grim edge]

the stars threw down their spears

brittney spears

[ornate cosmos]

yeah

but there are scenarios where i just can't

[upbeat viper]

it's fine

[lament jacinth]

Bast is Gotham chess on an alt

[upbeat viper]

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOK

[lament jacinth]

biggest conspiracy, his alt name is bastman, his main name is Gotham. ITS ALL MAKING SENSE

ITS ALL BATMAN RELATED

Gothamchess is actually a French dude

No here's the thing. His editor does the streaming. While bast. The French man. Plays chess

@upbeat viper you've been busted

[lament jacinth]

Im sorry bast

I've figured you out

[minor spoke]

💀

Exposed

[lament jacinth]

Cmon bastoura

Or might I say

Gotham chess.

Admit it

[nimble niche]

anyone wanna see a salvador dali artwork?

[eager topaz]

lmaoooo you guys I finally managed to beat nelson bot 🥶🥶🥶

i mean I'm better than 1300 most of the time but his early queen strategy got under my skin for so long 💀☠️

[nimble niche]

nelson doesn't know what he's doing with that queen

[eager topaz]

Ikr after playing kings Indian with black he literally hung it on move 2

No joke

[tropic lintel]

Well I can proudly say I am going to take a time off from chess for a bit

[grim edge]

ok

[tropic lintel]

After losing and gaining 60 elo, I don’t wanna even try anything

[grim edge]

L

[tropic lintel]

I could easily beat you so I don’t wanna hear it from you

[gentle steppe]

I feel u

[high oasis]

cats

[grim edge]

hi chat

[tropic lintel]

Blitz is actually so stupid honestly

[eager topaz]

nah fr i get that

[grim edge]

i just wrote three thousand words. two thousand more to go 🔥

[tropic lintel]

It’s such short amount of time that you can’t even think

[grim edge]

uhuh

[stable mirage]

true it’s too slow

[grim edge]

HI SIRUS

[tropic lintel]

Rapid has just grown to become more fun honestly

I can actually think and beat the opponent rather than having to worry about time at the same time

[nimble niche]

3+0 is ultrabullet for rapid players

[eager topaz]

Idk I'm fine with whatever time controls but recently I've been enjoying 10 min

[tropic lintel]

Every single opponent that I’ve had only goes to flag me

[stable mirage]

facts I love playing in constant fear of cheaters

[nimble niche]

10+0 is correspondence for blitz players

[upbeat viper]

skill issue

what time control do you play ?

[tropic lintel]

10 min

[upbeat viper]

in blitz I mean

[tropic lintel]

Best time honestly

[tropic lintel]

5 mins and 3 mins

[sage light]

i think i cooked..

[queen bronze]

/profie

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gambit_genius_mind

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Rapid: 1823 (1832 peak)
Blitz: 1747 (peak)
Bullet: 1901 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

rapid is good until you reach a certain rating where you lack players because they're all in blitz :d

[upbeat viper]

well stay on 5+0 or 3+2

3+2 if you don't wanna flag

[eager topaz]

For me it's gotta be 5+0

[queen bronze]

i personally do 3 + 0

[sage light]

3+0 goat time control

[worn ice]

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1701 (peak)
Blitz: 1388 (1466 peak)
Bullet: 1608 (1641 peak)

[upbeat viper]

3+0 is not healthy imo

[stable mirage]

fr

[sage light]

Why

[upbeat viper]

it's for fun not improvement

[eager topaz]

^^^

[stable mirage]

1|0 is much more healthy

[nimble niche]

i spam 3+0 so i have a shit positional understanding

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

keep in mind that blitz is mostly about calculation speed and intuition

[nimble niche]

you guys calculate in blitz?

[upbeat viper]

and if you want my opinion intuition is enough most of the time

[upbeat viper]

barely

[stable mirage]

deep calculation and positional play*

[upbeat viper]

only in crucial position

[upbeat viper]

[nimble niche]

calculating is for nerds

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[nimble niche]

ok nerd

[stable mirage]

I would rather be a nerd than a 600

[nimble niche]

⚫

[eager topaz]

Calculating is for boys but intuition is for men

[stable mirage]

#⚫〡dot

[grim edge]

my mouth is so dry

[stable mirage]

drink water!

[grim edge]

but its so far away

[rugged gulch]

1000 elo 🥳

[grim edge]

ok

[stable mirage]

sometimes you have to make sacrifices

[grim edge]

ugh

im so sleep deprived i offered to predict my physics teacher's future today

i like boys 🔥

[grim edge]

Siri u want me to perform a tarot reading on you?

[solid schooner]

i am about 2200

[grim edge]

i'll take a spread of three cards

[solid schooner]

hitting peak @stable mirage give me your power

[stable mirage]

I’m not the person who would appreciate it the most

[nimble niche]

what happened to the banned sa003 account

[grim edge]

guess you wont get your future foretold then

[solid schooner]

... it was never banned

[stable mirage]

good luck

[grim edge]

i'll perform tarot readings on unwilling people then

[stable mirage]

that’s probably a good thing for my mental health

[nimble niche]

from this server

[grim edge]

i can draw your cards but not tell you

[honest drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1124521452637528195/magnus-carlsen-chess.gif

[stable mirage]

do what you want

as long as you don’t tell me the result

[grim edge]

deal

[nimble niche]

i see you deleted it @solid schooner

[solid schooner]

never said anything like that?

[nimble niche]

ok sa

[solid schooner]

look at this screen shot not my account

[nimble niche]

.

[solid schooner]

thats me

[stable mirage]

sa003alt

[nimble niche]

ok sa003

[grim edge]

sa003

[high oasis]

im stretching

[digital phoenix]

my medicine says 3 hrly and it could either be 3 per hour or take one per 3 hours

[grim edge]

too old + new yorker

[sage light]

the latter

[upbeat viper]

I can indeed confirm that @solid schooner wasn't banned

[grim edge]

isnt three hourly like, three per hour?

[upbeat viper]

so everything's good

[solid schooner]

thank you

[upbeat viper]

👌

[grim edge]

pop one per 20 minutes

[upbeat viper]

it is

[grim edge]

it’ll give you temporary boosts throughout the day

[solid schooner]

but yes i am SA

[nimble niche]

how about sa003?

[upbeat viper]

same person

[solid schooner]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/98084456149

[worn ice]

SecretAgent003 (2198) vs. Y62 (2206)

Move List

1. e4 d6 2. d4 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6 4. Be3 Bg7 5. Be2 O-O 6. Qd2 c6 7. O-O-O b5 8. a3 Ng4 9. Bxg4 Bxg4 10. f3 Bd7 11. h4 h5 12. Bh6 a5 13. g4 b4 14. Nb1 bxa3 15. Nxa3 hxg4 16. h5 Bf6 17. Bxf8 Qxf8 18. hxg6 fxg6 19. fxg4 Bxg4 20. Ne2 e5 21. Rdg1 Bxe2 22. Rxg6+ Kf7 23. Qxe2 Nd7 24. Rh7+ Ke8 25. Qg4 Bg5+ 26. Kb1 Qf1+ 27. Ka2 Be7 28. Re6 

[upbeat viper]

dw

[grim edge]

take 9 an hour

[solid schooner]

wondercraft by me

almost 2.2k

[nimble niche]

i swear i heard someone say that sa was banned

[upbeat viper]

well he wasn't

[solid schooner]

@upbeat viper check da game

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

nah

playing

[grim edge]

pop percs pop painkillers daily, changes ur life 🙏🏿

[solid schooner]

afterwards

[upbeat viper]

you wanna get banned ?

like for real

[grim edge]

uh no sir

[solid schooner]

lol

[upbeat viper]

then don't say such thing

[grim edge]

the chat was dying so i was trying to get a kick in it

[solid schooner]

you have to be borderline untouchable

[grim edge]

like an adrenaline shock when ur abt to die

[fallen valley]

Yoooooo Colin is back

[grim edge]

i got locked up for a week

haters tried taking me down but im back

[digital phoenix]

whos colin

[somber ravine]

how did you get out

[rugged gulch]

Morning 🌄

[solid schooner]

about to be 2.2k, mr 2.4k

[grim edge]

bribery

[edgy gulch]

hey, you guys got any good recommendations for websites which give hard puzzles?

[solid schooner]

@digital phoenix in blitz right?

[solid schooner]

search up puzzles and the topic you wwanna solve

old soviet books are the best

[somber ravine]

glad to know im not the only one in this server who actually got arrested

[edgy gulch]

the russians were pretty good with those

[upbeat viper]

okay tell me your previous account or you're locked out

[nimble niche]

daily reminder to always premove taking the rook in the corner

[upbeat viper]

I give you 5min

[somber ravine]

what are you talking about lol

[minor owl]

Hi gus

[upbeat viper]

.

[somber ravine]

im talking about getting arrested in real life you discord worm

[upbeat viper]

ha

irl exists ?

[somber ravine]

life doesnt revolve around discord

[upbeat viper]

mh

[minor owl]

What we're u in for

[edgy gulch]

what happened tho?

[upbeat viper]

but in that case he was talking about discord

[minor owl]

Were*

[somber ravine]

to share y'all about me getting arrested for no reason

[grim edge]

i had like 5 warnings for toxicity and rudeness

[minor owl]

Bata de bhai

[somber ravine]

ohh

[minor owl]

Theft?

[minor owl]

Sigma

[edgy gulch]

aah, you in uni?

[minor owl]

U got accused of what

[grim edge]

real

[grim edge]

yea i never went to prison idk what anyone means abt going to irl jail

[grim edge]

sophomore year high school

[minor owl]

We could have gone to jail cuz of our dumass friend

[edgy gulch]

Okay

[minor owl]

We had to skedaddle

That guy is fuhkup honestly I don't hang out with him anymore 💀

[grim edge]

keep hanging out with the wrong people and u will become a gazillionaire

[minor owl]

Sigma grindset

We tried to fix him but he kept going down the drain so we gave up

[grim edge]

rest in peace 🙏🏿

[minor owl]

💯

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> secretagent003

This is the Chess.com profile of secretagent003. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2200 (peak)
Blitz: 2020 (2137 peak)
Bullet: 1912 (1946 peak)

[solid schooner]

LETS GOOOOOOO

@peak plank

just hit 2.2k

[somber ravine]

roadrage incident

[solid schooner]

everyone under 2199 is irrelevant

[somber ravine]

haha not this time

[grim edge]

i was friends with a fat kid he was a lovely boy but then he got hooked on a parking lot vape for 2 weeks straight then started smoking weed

[somber ravine]

i feel you, i used to be friends with craziest mfs in the planet too

[thorny blaze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/999043537230372955/1002270292074307765/nice.gif

[grim edge]

and i dont talk to him anymore 😿

[sage light]

i rubbed my screen

[signal harness]

thoughts on the Sicilian Defense: Brick Variation?

[thorny blaze]

just like how i rub-

[solid schooner]

stupid

[sage light]

naroditsky faced this in a speedrun game

[somber ravine]

whenever they saw stray dogs, they used to fking tease it, like they are not gonna be bit by it

[sage light]

like a weird version of it

[sage light]

it was like bc4 na3 against c5

[solid schooner]

i used those

[rugged gulch]

my father's soviet chess clock

[sage light]

i watched a speedrun earlier today and remember seeing a 1900 playing that

[solid schooner]

yea

[thorny blaze]

wait wait

soviet?

[solid schooner]

i have some also

[signal harness]

my guy, the moment he loses his queen that thing’s blowing up

[sage light]

how do you even use this

what does the hour mean

[thorny blaze]

its like a clock that has no increment right?

[sage light]

never mind

[signal harness]

it’s an explosive device for the moment he gets a losing position

[thorny blaze]

just one that ticks down

[sage light]

ahhh!! my rook...

noooo... i mouseslipped my rook... pls dont take......

[thorny blaze]

winable

[grim edge]

@somber ravine why did you go to jail

[thorny blaze]

wait no its still won anyways

[sage light]

i know lol it was top engine

[grim edge]

please dont tell me ur homie wuz wearing a wire.

[somber ravine]

for beating up a drunk driver who attacked me first

[sage light]

did u not fight the case

[grim edge]

oh in those situations you hit and run they’ll be so drunk they forget they even got ran over

[sage light]

howd the cops even come

[eager topaz]

Not a fan of putting the knights on the a or f files so early but it has some ideas

[sage light]

why f file

[somber ravine]

yeah but unfortunately traffic police was right there, when that drunk guy was unconscious infront of me

[sage light]

nf3 early is best move hello

[somber ravine]

and that was the moment i realised i fcked up

[grim edge]

did you forget to run?

[sage light]

was ur lawyer bad

[eager topaz]

Like I mean knights on the sides of the board r easy to trap

[grim edge]

its called hit and RUN for a reason yknow

[sage light]

evading arrest and he gets tazed doesnt sound great

[somber ravine]

i dont need lawyer for that, but yeah he was trash..(the one who advocated me for my previous arrest)

not this one

[grim edge]

better than being thrown in jail traffic police aint catching me

[somber ravine]

nah thats the worst move possible..first , i would look like a pussi..second, the cops would still find me

[grim edge]

yeah you would look like a pussi but better than being caught by 12. i woulda walked out 3 kill game tbh

[somber ravine]

nah the traffic was quite tight that day..speeding above 30 km/h would lead to death

it was either prison or hell

and i didnt choose the latter

[grim edge]

oh was it like on the highway or smth?

[somber ravine]

nah just a crowdy main road

in the middle of a city

a busy street i would say

[grim edge]

yeah i think you got scammed. gotta watch our for those filthy drunks

[digital phoenix]

ya

[minor owl]

💀

[grim edge]

i always keep a beer in my car in case smth like that happens

[solid schooner]

L

[grim edge]

calms em down

[solid schooner]

blitz sucks

[somber ravine]

my fault was being there at the wrong time.. lol

the drunk guy was moving his bike in a snake like motion

yet he raged when i hit him

[grim edge]

oh hes a cyclist?

[somber ravine]

nah he had a motorcycle

[grim edge]

definitely a demon planted by the devil himself to cause trouble

[minor owl]

That guy had 0 muscles but picked fights with everyone one time it was in front of police officer we always had to back him up

[somber ravine]

and he attacked me with a helmet

[minor owl]

Damn

I would have hit and run

[somber ravine]

i hit and dumped and went to jail

[grim edge]

dont ever trust someone that rides a 2 wheeled vehicle

[minor owl]

There's a new law about hit and run and obv all the truck drivers are on riot

[grim edge]

did u get charged and for how long

[minor owl]

How much time

[somber ravine]

i didnt bother myself running , when those kind policemen afforded me a police van

it would be rude to deny their kind offer

[somber ravine]

2 days

[minor owl]

How did it feel

[grim edge]

prob boring

its jail nothing to do there

[somber ravine]

it felt "nahhh not again" throughout the whole time

[minor owl]

True

[somber ravine]

and it was fking cold

[minor owl]

💀

Does ur fam know?

[somber ravine]

ofc they do lol

[minor owl]

Wut did they say

[sage light]

do u have assault charge

[somber ravine]

no

[sage light]

no charges?

[somber ravine]

no the guy didnt press charges since he was drunk driving

and he assaulted me first

[minor owl]

??

[sage light]

so whyd u go jail if he didnt press charges

[grim edge]

then ur fine

[sage light]

why didnt they breathalyze him

[somber ravine]

i would get banned here for inappropriate language if i repeat their words

[minor owl]

Say it in hindi 💯

[grim edge]

he had a helmet on

[pallid plinth]

i like this forced mate 🙂

[somber ravine]

im from nepal lol

[minor owl]

O nvm

[sage light]

oh on a bike not a car

[grim edge]

and they must have confused him for a regular motorcycle driver

[sage light]

g5?

[somber ravine]

because he was unconscious when the cops came by

[worthy mural]

someone jam unrated

[somber ravine]

and before i hit him with my bike, he came outta nowhere

[sage light]

were u in jail for more than 24h

[somber ravine]

the traffic was super tight..they cant breathalyze everyone one by one

[pallid plinth]

doesnt work zuswang

however u spell it

[somber ravine]

they just do it at a specific time, like at midnight

[somber ravine]

yeah prolly 34 hrs

[sage light]

g5 cxg5+ kxg5 a4+ ka6 wheres the "forced mate"

[sage light]

L justice system

[somber ravine]

anyways, when a drunk guy attacks you, do not hold back

beat the alcohol out of him

[sage light]

i wouldnt do that

[somber ravine]

thankfully they do not know i am a kickboxer

[sage light]

i trained boxing but i dont like to fight unless its for sport

[somber ravine]

my hands are registered weapon legally

[sage light]

in self defense too i am hesitant because i feel bad for the other person

[worthy mural]

im a slap fighter

[solid schooner]

what is b5?

[somber ravine]

in a street fight, if someone hits you twice just say, "wtf brooo its my turn"

[solid schooner]

do you mean g5

[somber ravine]

i dont generally get into fights either

[pallid plinth]

try to caluclate it from there

[somber ravine]

but trouble seems to find me quite often

[sage light]

ra8

[solid schooner]

Ra8 and then guys it is basic

[sage light]

g6 to g5

[solid schooner]

BRO

[sage light]

black to move

[worthy mural]

if they flinch away from my slap then i get another aswell

[somber ravine]

lol

[solid schooner]

|| the hard move is XX7||

[pallid plinth]

zuswang like i said

[worthy mural]

https://play.chess.com/fTu4j

[solid schooner]

yea

[solid schooner]

elo?

[pallid plinth]

im 1600

[sage light]

gxf4?

[solid schooner]

ight low

[pallid plinth]

then mate

[solid schooner]

Kh4

[sage light]

gxf4+ rxf4 kg7

[solid schooner]

NO

gxf4 Kh4 idiot

[pallid plinth]

u take pawn and hes forced to move rook

[solid schooner]

or that

i would play Kf4

[sage light]

h9?

[pallid plinth]

bro its mate

[solid schooner]

actually wrong

thats not the correct move

[sage light]

ur missing h9

[solid schooner]

if take the pawn there is Rc8

[pallid plinth]

i went over it with stockfish

[solid schooner]

the right move is Kh4

[pallid plinth]

just set the position up

and yall will see

[solid schooner]

@pallid plinth i am willing to bet Kh4 is first line

BRO DONT ARGUE WITH ME JUST CHECK

[pallid plinth]

THERE ALL CHECK MATE

NO MATTER WHAT

[solid schooner]

YES BUT YOU ALWAYS CHECK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

BRO LIKE YOU NEVER SOLVED PUZZLES

YOU GO IWTH THE FASTEST

[sage light]

yall missed h9

[minor spoke]

Can y’all get off caps lock thanks

[sage light]

how would black kh4

[pallid plinth]

THRE LOOOK AT ELO BAR

[solid schooner]

no go into gxf4 line

[bitter stirrup]

what’s your customization stuff for the board, i want it

[solid schooner]

LET ME SEE THE FIRST MOVE IT IS GONNE BE KH4 FRO SURE

[sage light]

still cant

[sage light]

wood and awlnut

[bitter stirrup]

ty

[sage light]

real ones use this

[pallid plinth]

ew

[pallid plinth]

the board is good

[solid schooner]

bro

[minor spoke]

Ew

[solid schooner]

i see it litterally Kh4 only way to mate in 2

stop arguing with 2.2k @pallid plinth

[pallid plinth]

frfr

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> secretagent003

This is the Chess.com profile of secretagent003. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2200 (peak)
Blitz: 2020 (2137 peak)
Bullet: 1912 (1946 peak)

[pallid plinth]

dam

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thrasher7230

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1635 (1671 peak)
Blitz: 1096 (1150 peak)
Bullet: 718 (725 peak)

[minor spoke]

%

[sage light]

hows this ew...

full set

[minor spoke]

Board is good the pieces suck

[bitter stirrup]

hard

[sage light]

fine im gonna use this.

[spare forum]

board and pieces suck onbd

[bitter stirrup]

how

[minor spoke]

That’s a lot better

[bitter stirrup]

my n gaa

[spare forum]

☠️

[bitter stirrup]

how

[minor spoke]

Ayo

[bitter stirrup]

how

[pallid plinth]

thats good

[pallid plinth]

...

[sage light]

this what choclate likes

[eager topaz]

Nice board the pieces look like trash tho

[eager topaz]

This boards dope as hell

[solid schooner]

how to get trusted

[stable jungle]

@solid schooner connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[minor spoke]

Bros making pretzels with his king

[solid schooner]

oh ehh

[minor spoke]

🥨

[bitter stirrup]

thnxs y’all

[solid schooner]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/98078396459

[worn ice]

SecretAgent003 (2173) vs. texie1 (2314)

Move List

1. [e4] c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6 6. Bg5 Nc6 7. Nb3 b5 8. Be2 Bb7 9. O-O b4 10. Bxf6 gxf6 11. Nd5 a5 12. Bb5 e6 13. Nd4 Rc8 14. Qh5 exd5 15. exd5 Qb6 16. dxc6 Bxc6 

[sage light]

fine

[solid schooner]

what do you guys think of this

[minor spoke]

A lot better

[solid schooner]

this...

[sage light]

i just wish chess.com had the animations

[solid schooner]

win against NM

[sage light]

notice how you move a piece on lc its hella smooth

[solid schooner]

check da game

[minor spoke]

Nah lichess moves are so clunky feeling

[solid schooner]

bro wasted super reaction....

[minor spoke]

And the sounds r too blocky

[sage light]

volunteer for the random chess.com legitimacy test

[solid schooner]

oh i cheat sometimes

[minor spoke]

[bitter stirrup]

if lichess had more premoves it’d be a real competitor for chess.com

[sage light]

@upbeat viper

[sage light]

it does have premoves

[minor spoke]

But it doesn’t which is why it’s for communists

[solid schooner]

dont call Server mods

[sage light]

u can customize sounds

[solid schooner]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/98078396459

[worn ice]

SecretAgent003 (2173) vs. texie1 (2314)

Move List

1. [e4] c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6 6. Bg5 Nc6 7. Nb3 b5 8. Be2 Bb7 9. O-O b4 10. Bxf6 gxf6 11. Nd5 a5 12. Bb5 e6 13. Nd4 Rc8 14. Qh5 exd5 15. exd5 Qb6 16. dxc6 Bxc6 

[minor spoke]

To make them worse 💀

[bitter stirrup]

1 😛

[solid schooner]

check da game cmon

[sage light]

every piece has premoves wha

[bitter stirrup]

uh huh

but yuh can only premove 1 move ahead

[solid schooner]

anyone willing you discuss a line

[minor spoke]

1. f4

[sage light]

Yeah why is he playing richter rauzer then going b5

[upbeat viper]

we'll see what fair play team thinks

[eager topaz]

??? guys why can't I get connected

[solid schooner]

welll

[minor spoke]

Bro really pinged bast for that

[eager topaz]

Like chess dot com says I'm connected but nothings happening on discord

[minor spoke]

Let him have his drink 😁

[upbeat viper]

maybe delay

[solid schooner]

he was going full on

[eager topaz]

🙏🙏 thank you sir

[solid schooner]

one of the ideas in rauzer is also b5

[sage light]

Whyd he play b4 so early

[solid schooner]

@upbeat viper did you report me

[minor spoke]

…

[solid schooner]

i love

[spiral verge]

Someone play Roblox with me

The name game is bar dois irmãos

[solid schooner]

@sage light what's your elo

[spiral verge]

Someone?

Ok

[minor spoke]

Lichess supporters don’t have elo privileges. Bros stuck at 0

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-wednesday-wednesday-hump-day-wednesday-morning-good-morning-wednesday-gif-6126461564004483038

[sage light]

????

[solid schooner]

haha

[minor spoke]

THANKS CHOKEBAR

[sage light]

i just use for puzzles man

and studies/analysis board

[solid schooner]

lichess engien analysis better

[sage light]

who uses chess.com analysis board be real

[solid schooner]

you cant argue with that

yea

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/car-jump-cat-got-jumps-funny-cat-gif-4882097

[sage light]

ur telling me people really click learn and go to analysis

[eager topaz]

I use self analysis

[minor spoke]

Lmao, wait y can’t I send frq

[random drum]

@upbeat viperwho's ur fav adopted?

[bitter stirrup]

can u copy and paste chess.com matches into lichess’s analysis ?

[eager topaz]

I look at the coach bot for brilliant or great rated moves but I usually don't care apart from that