💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

xD

[peak plank]

agreed

[maiden mesa]

also if you make any sacrifices chortle to yourself and say "Ho ho ho! What a find, [virtue]! That earns three exclamation points!"

and start shaking your head at your opponent whenever they move and sigh with a faint smile on your face

[sleek oriole]

AAAAAAAAA

[dawn inlet]

If you do a hope chess play, start to sigh and burry your hand into your hands. When they fall for it, then start smiling

[dawn inlet]

Insen

[maiden mesa]

No. Do the opposite, just to confuse them

[peak plank]

ok

[grim edge]

that ?!

[sleek oriole]

sush

[maiden mesa]

actually, act proud whenever you play hope chess and whenever you play a real tactic/positional move sigh to yourself to confuse them

[wild stream]

how is everyone so high rated?

[grim edge]

ive been playing chess for 5 years

[maiden mesa]

idk lmao

[grim edge]

and im mid

[sleek oriole]

us is literally mediocre. you looking at the chessworld through a keyhole

[teal jungle]

but isnt the image of a chessboard a grid

[maiden mesa]

ive been playing chess for a year and im still actual garbage so yeah we ball

[peak plank]

low elo chat

[wild stream]

i've been playing for 4 months

[peak plank]

2 years over here

[warped vigil]

sub 2400 is pretty bad

[sleek oriole]

lets suck together

[wild stream]

but you are 1800-1999

[sleek oriole]

so?

[peak plank]

not even 2000

[grim edge]

yeah and grids arent inherently labeled in that way... what im saying is when i approach a chessboard as a beginner, i label it as stuff like "kings pawn up 2" which translates to P-K4 much faster, its more natural to understand when I visualise a board.

[warped vigil]

1800-1999 is not very good. 2000-2199 is slightly less bad

[peak plank]

im joking

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> neverlandey-ttv

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 907 (peak)
Blitz: 1063 (peak)
Bullet: 1207 (peak)

[maiden mesa]

1400 is incalculably horrible then kekw 💀

[warped vigil]

tf is my rook doing on g7

[raven ice]

just reached my peak lol

[wild stream]

top 10-5%

[maiden mesa]

i really wanna hit 1800 this year, i think i need to start working soon though, gotta get out of this rut asap

[peak plank]

slightly sligthly more bad

[peak plank]

only if you count OTB

[sleek oriole]

i love how the "less bad" is what your rating is lmao

[teal jungle]

it isnt very realistic to base how good or bad someone is relative to the top 0.5 percentile of players

[warped vigil]

I'm terrible at chess

[maiden mesa]

yeah online im like 96th percentile so 1800 is probably like 99.9

[peak plank]

agreed

[wild stream]

I have just hit 1000, how much elo should I be at the end of the year to consider this year an improvement on my chess grind?

[sleek oriole]

im literally noone in chess strenght

[peak plank]

I dont like measuring it with cc ratings because OTB ranking exist and id say they are more accurate

[grim edge]

i agree with this, i think 1600-2000 is just good but in a midrange kind of way. It's the true average among people with years of chess play already.

[peak plank]

however much you are dedicated

[wild stream]

but how much would you say?

[maiden mesa]

eh, OTB ranking can depend on where someone lives heavily so i think that comparing online ratings against each other can be more fair

[maiden mesa]

hard to say. go for 1400 i guess idk

[sleek oriole]

not really, online chess is faster, more accessible -> more accurate. ofc not comparable because otb is just slow

[warped vigil]

For instance I blundered my knight away with Rxb7 here. I suck

[peak plank]

How would you measure dedication?

[peak plank]

waht time control

[wild stream]

6/10

[warped vigil]

10 0

I had plenty of time

[grim edge]

missed h3?

[warped vigil]

crazy position

[grim edge]

i also make mistakes like that all the time, just missing patterns i should be aware of due to them being common, and i just missed it

[peak plank]

ez

[warped vigil]

ez now but still crazy

3..e5 in Tarrasch is great

[sleek oriole]

my time to advance to legend

[peak plank]

dubious

[maiden mesa]

has the average rapid rating really gone down that much? goddamn

[wild stream]

your user is offside?

[wild stream]

what was the average before?

[warped vigil]

OK though

[sleek oriole]

this is just an app. anyone can register, anyone can play a game, even if they cant play chess. ofc its gonna be low

[warped vigil]

it is? so?

[wild stream]

i want to send a friend request

[maiden mesa]

damn rip what happened

[warped vigil]

why?

[maiden mesa]

yeah true

[peak plank]

he closed his account again?

[wild stream]

when you can, play as a guest. they suck. guests usually then sign up.

[maiden mesa]

he did it before?

[peak plank]

yeah

[warped vigil]

what?

[maiden mesa]

wack

[peak plank]

typically its after he tilts

[warped vigil]

is it a publicity stunt?

[maiden mesa]

oh makes sense

[teal jungle]

Why is this tactic person relevant (not being rude just curious)

[misty geode]

I feel really deflated and like giving up. I take lessons, do puzzles, study videos and I just lose every game. My elo score is pathetic 😞 does anyone have any advice? I would greatly appreciate it

[maiden mesa]

cause he's fairly active in this channel

[peak plank]

hes in this server

[teal jungle]

What's his username

[wild stream]

pay more attention. focus.

[maiden mesa]

take a break

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sleyzchess

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Rapid: 581 (556 peak)

[tired lion]

Maybe 600 tomorrow

[fossil epoch]

^^ get rid of any distractions

[warped vigil]

delete discord

[wild stream]

when I play chess I try to focus and put my phone in another room

[maiden mesa]

bruh they just giving titles to anyone at this point 💀

[wild stream]

WTF

[teal jungle]

I just never feel the need to check my phone or anything while playing

Unless my opponents taking ages to play a move in a very plain position

[grim edge]

OTB

[wild stream]

I have A TON of notifications

[pale pike]

Hey anyone know what the difference between “active” and “all players” means in regards to FIDE’s ranking system? Depending on the player, it will either say “World Rank (Active)” or “World Rank (All Players)”

Just wondering what this means exactly.

[teal jungle]

Or if I'm completely winning and the opponent is taking too long

[teal jungle]

I have notifs disabled

[warped vigil]

he got banned for supporting russia

[wild stream]

I am higher rated to that guy, where's my title

[tired lion]

What does CM means?

[grim edge]

Candidate master

[wild stream]

that's intelligent

[solid schooner]

hello

i am new

[tired lion]

And candidate master means u are good?

[maiden mesa]

i have adhd so i still have the urge a lot, kinda same as your situation but my tolerance for wanting to check my phone is a lot lower

[maiden mesa]

i mean it should but uhhhh

[pale pike]

Well only shenanigans happening here. Will ask somewhere else

[warped vigil]

haha I'm chatting with 2 min left

[teal jungle]

Candidate Master. It's a title you get if you are 2200+ in real life chess.

[grim edge]

Well it takes hard work to get it so i would say so yea

[tired lion]

Wdym by real life chess?

[maiden mesa]

its also given away for winning some youth tournaments and in a lot of small countries so therefore a 900 managed to get a title lmao

[sleek oriole]

i wanted to send a voice memo but it got deleted instantly

[solid schooner]

what would you suggest for people starting

[wild stream]

FIDE

[maiden mesa]

learn The Gambit

[sleek oriole]

play chess

[solid schooner]

i dont know what to study

[teal jungle]

Not online

[solid schooner]

oh i did a lot

[fossil epoch]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[wild stream]

connect your account

[solid schooner]

how

[grim edge]

Mods, revoke this mans 1st amendment rights

[tired lion]

But how can you have 2200 elo irl?

[maiden mesa]

by winning a lot?

[solid schooner]

hi

[teal jungle]

Learning basic strategical / positional concepts is good. There are probably videos dedicated to that but you won't really internalise it unless you watch alot of vids

[solid schooner]

allright

[peak plank]

by playing in an IRL tourney

[solid schooner]

PIXEL
hi

[peak plank]

hello

[solid schooner]

your elo?

[tired lion]

Ahhh okay, but only in tournaments?

[peak plank]

mhm

[wild stream]

how's your elo?

[tired lion]

🤓

[teal jungle]

1400-1500

[peak plank]

soo... thoese alt isi t

[solid schooner]

mine iss.... uh i am using assistance while playing so it is 2200

[maiden mesa]

i feel like if you're just starting out you dont need much positional chess, just the ability to not hang pieces

[solid schooner]

( I am SA)

[peak plank]

ITS SA

[maiden mesa]

you're cheating? what?

[wild stream]

that's not allowed.

[peak plank]

HOLY SHIT HES BACK

[grim edge]

Start with your chess principles. Then study your basic development. Then study your basic tactics. You will be ok from there

[solid schooner]

YEAA ice

[maiden mesa]

you can't just use assistance to play, that's called cheating

[solid schooner]

why?

[maiden mesa]

because that gives you an unfair advantage

[wild stream]

you are cheating. chess is an individual sport.

[solid schooner]

noooo....

it is a little push

[teal jungle]

But you can't study not hanging pieces. The best thing you can do is get a positionally sound position where you king is safe and your opponents pieces aren't super active, that will reduce blunders by a ton

[maiden mesa]

a little push is considered cheating you realize

[solid schooner]

@peak plank help me

[peak plank]

with what

[wild stream]

it's like bringing a friend to play a tennis match in an individual match.

[solid schooner]

they are acussing me of cheating

[peak plank]

he got banned for telling people to "jump off"

[maiden mesa]

we aren't accusing you, you admitted it lmao

[solid schooner]

yea... 2 on 1 is better than 1 on 1

[grim edge]

Smh

[peak plank]

not cheating ig

[solid schooner]

NOOOOOOOOO

[maiden mesa]

yeah, but it's still cheating to have that second player? what on earth lmao

[wild stream]

can you do /profile for a sec?

[solid schooner]

yea

[teal jungle]

Yea bro just a little push to get a complete beginner to 2200 just a small one

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> secretagent003

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Rapid: 2136 (2166 peak)
Blitz: 2020 (2137 peak)
Bullet: 1912 (1946 peak)

[peak plank]

he is secretagent003

[solid schooner]

shush

[wild stream]

but's he is cheating

[solid schooner]

https://www.chess.com/member/secretagent003

[maiden mesa]

so how are you recieving help in games?

[solid schooner]

(me with 20000 games who has been playing chess his whole life) using my brain

it is just me my brain and (stockfish)

[grim edge]

wow

[solid schooner]

@wild stream @maiden mesa i am messing with you guys ofc i am not a cheater

[wild stream]

i know

[solid schooner]

i recently won a tourament in vegas @peak plank

the money was crazy

[wild stream]

i was following you. i wanted your profile to play with you!

[peak plank]

I dont think hes cheating

[peak plank]

ah nice

[potent turtle]

how do i play boris trapsky

[solid schooner]

🙂

[grim edge]

Don’t joke about it here

[warped vigil]

the North American Open?

[solid schooner]

everyone knows me

[peak plank]

not everyone

[solid schooner]

yeas

[grim edge]

We clearly did not lol

[peak plank]

its mostly just me

[maiden mesa]

well obviously not

[warped vigil]

well congrats

[solid schooner]

were you there

[wild stream]

congrats. you deserve it ❤️

[warped vigil]

Congrats mr Oparin!

[warped vigil]

no my friend was though

[solid schooner]

not the open section

[wild stream]

can you accept my friend request?

[solid schooner]

i was destroying the U1700

[solid schooner]

i am good

[solid schooner]

where did your friend play

which section

[warped vigil]

u1000

[wild stream]

i know. can you accept it pls?

[solid schooner]

you mean U1300

[tired lion]

How much?

[warped vigil]

I don't

[solid schooner]

because U1000 doesnt exist also 3333.34 dollars

[maiden mesa]

u1000 does exist

[warped vigil]

it does

[solid schooner]

maybe i dont remember well

[warped vigil]

so I suppose you're CHARITHRA ARVIND

[solid schooner]

nope

[latent pebble]

He’s not Indian

[solid schooner]

thats the girl i drew

[peak plank]

XD

[valid condor]

Hello

[warped vigil]

So you didn't even win

[solid schooner]

she was playing maroxzi

[solid schooner]

2nd place

[valid condor]

Play?

[solid schooner]

i won more money than her

[peak plank]

accel dragon players deserve it

[warped vigil]

bruh moment

[tired lion]

Dayumn u rich now

[solid schooner]

2nd place

[warped vigil]

congrats though

[solid schooner]

she lowered her rating from 1900 to play in that section and recieved only 1500

[warped vigil]

wow 120 point jump

[latent pebble]

2nd place is worse than getting third

[solid schooner]

thank you

[solid schooner]

yea

[warped vigil]

🔥

self dox 💀

[solid schooner]

huh?

[grim edge]

Just tilted 300 points

[tired lion]

Whats y’all win rate?

[valid condor]

Does anyone want to play a 10 minute game?

[tired lion]

Mine is 58% 💀

[warped vigil]

now anyone who wants to can figure out your irl name and general location

[latent pebble]

It just means he knows your information

[teal jungle]

Winrate is literally meaningless

[tired lion]

What elo?

[peak plank]

idc tho

[solid schooner]

yea

[latent pebble]

Vegas really dude

[warped vigil]

true

[potent turtle]

how to play agressive

[teal jungle]

Because you are paired with people you will go 50 50 with

[tired lion]

Really?

[solid schooner]

to be fair there is one in LAx

[latent pebble]

The general location would be really vague

[solid schooner]

LAX
on Jan 13 and i am playing in it in U1900

[warped vigil]

bye chat

[tired lion]

Ah true

[solid schooner]

@warped vigil stay

[tired lion]

Bye jacobplayschess

[teal jungle]

Yes, you are fighting 500-600 rated opponents, most people here will have the same winrate as you but fight much better opponents, and get a 100 winrate in the pool of players you play against

[solid schooner]

my win rate is low

[tired lion]

Yh i see

[solid schooner]

@peak plank help me look at some lines

[peak plank]

what opening

[solid schooner]

sicilian

and some KID line

[peak plank]

good

[solid schooner]

lets go with e4 c5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4

[peak plank]

im glad its not the ruy

[solid schooner]

that too

[peak plank]

black just prepares e6 d5, no?

[solid schooner]

thanks for reminding me

[compact mantle]

His line is worse

[solid schooner]

i play d5 right away

it goes like exd Nd5 0-0 and a6

a6 is not neccesaryy and not even the best move

[upbeat viper]

Yeah

[solid schooner]

but it is still a good one

[upbeat viper]

The bowlder sucks

[tired lion]

What’s the best opening for a beginner?

[grim edge]

Realizing i can actually make decent money off this game just further fuels my motivation ngl

[solid schooner]

yea the problem is

[teal jungle]

If you are playing white then queen's gambit has the highest winrate at that level

[solid schooner]

there is no obvious plan for black

[teal jungle]

And is an extremely good opening overall

[compact mantle]

Forex trading is more profitable with the same effort ngl

[teal jungle]

Most people will accept the gambit then just die

[compact mantle]

But chess is more fun

[scenic whale]

how beginner

[grim edge]

I hear about forex a lot just dont really know how to do it lol

[tired lion]

Let me check it on ytb

[tired lion]

I started 3 weeks ago or something like that and 500 elo

[compact mantle]

You just have to learn the basics online from a pro or a friend

[grim edge]

I probably will

[compact mantle]

People mainly use like three apps to trade: an app to view the market and make a setup to properly predict the continuation of the graph

An app to enter a trade

[teal jungle]

https://youtu.be/sJm0UMLVW0k?si=1MWlugzlD5trUfyP

watch that one

[compact mantle]

And an app to calculate the lot size for your trade

[compact mantle]

Aight lemme know if you need anything

[scenic whale]

just e4 and opening principles then no actual opening

[ivory breach]

Anyone want to partner up for some bughouse?

[limpid jackal]

hi

[compact mantle]

I just made my first % on EURCAD😎

On a test acc lol

[grim edge]

Nice i prolly will put it in my schedule over weekends or something

[compact mantle]

But if I trade on 5k accs consistently I can maybe squeeze out like a percent a day on avg, making me 50 usd a day

[valid condor]

If you want to play, here's the link: https://play.chess.com/UJJKE

[compact mantle]

It’s honestly a skill you’ll value greatly if times are getting tough

[knotty hamlet]

hi

[compact mantle]

Bc it’s just something you can always be productive with, be it with making setups or looking back at past trades and analyzing

And it earns you money, hopefully 🤣

[grim edge]

:3

[valid condor]

to entendendo nada

Brasil é pra que lado?

[grim edge]

Cool cool i’ll check it out

[sleek oriole]

who wants to play

[grim edge]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[valid condor]

I

[valid condor]

LINK

[scenic whale]

unrated?

[brittle cosmos]

#reaction-roles ignore me

[solid schooner]

hello

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/98064568213

[worn ice]

DahliaxChess (778) vs. Rogeforthewin (1753)

Move List

1. d4 f6 2. c4 Kf7 3. Nf3 Kg6 4. Nh4+ Kf7 5. e3 g6 6. Qf3 Bg7 7. e4 c5 8. d5 d6 9. Nc3 a6 10. Bd3 Nd7 11. O-O Ne5 12. Qe3 h5 13. Nf3 Bh6 14. Qe2 Bg4 15. Bxh6 Nxh6 16. h3 Nxf3+ 17. gxf3 Bxh3 18. Rfe1 Qd7 19. e5 fxe5 20. Qe4 Bf5 21. Qe3 g5 22. Ne4 Rag8 23. Nxg5+ Rxg5+ 24. Qxg5 Rg8 25. Qxg8+ Kxg8 26. Bf1 Bh3 27. Bd3 Nf5 28. Kh2 Nd4 29. Rg1+ Kf8 30. Bh7 Nxf3+ 31. Kh1 Bf1 32. Rg8+ Kf7 33. Rxf1 Qh3# 

[grim edge]

1700 is crazy

i won twice in a row. it must have been painful for mr pain

[scenic whale]

nice

[brittle cosmos]

Yo congrats

[wary moss]

Yo guys, why is my discord profile outdated?
says i am 1000 rated but i am actually 1400

[peak plank]

nice

[peak plank]

did you change ur username recently?

[wary moss]

yes

[warped vigil]

im back

[solid schooner]

i am doing something rn with a friend

[tired lion]

But it only work with white?

[peak plank]

ah, disconnect and reconnect then

[solid schooner]

@peak plank bro i thought you were with me

[peak plank]

I did both XD

[scenic whale]

i wouldnt rly recommend it at beginner level

i would play e4 and just do opening principle

[solid schooner]

dms and work with me

[wary moss]

d4 openings are too complicated

[teal jungle]

yes

[scenic whale]

many beginners make the mistake of focusing on openings when they should just improve and learn not to blunder

[warped vigil]

d4 is coller than e4

[teal jungle]

its literally the highest winrate opening at that level

[tired lion]

But I always lose with e4 opening

[scenic whale]

then dont

[teal jungle]

• the developement is very easy and natural

[tired lion]

Why?

[teal jungle]

• its very principled

[wary moss]

close games in general, you get positions with alot of possible moves and just a few are good

[warped vigil]

Hi @grim edge

[tired lion]

But wait @teal jungle what opening I use when I’m black?

[scenic whale]

if you want you can learn it but i would focus on just improving you are losing with e4 because you are blundering not because the opening is bad

[warped vigil]

y book emoji

[teal jungle]

play the caro kann

[valid condor]

good game

[scenic whale]

gg you played well for a 1200 better some 1500-1600s i face

[teal jungle]

https://youtu.be/0p_881Nwoo4?si=7RpnvOWjNuahdYu7 watch this vid (keep in mind you can only do it if white plays e4 as first move

[scenic whale]

jacob is spitting fax

[tired lion]

Thanks

[wary moss]

e

[valid condor]

thanks, you play too much

[teal jungle]

i think thats a translation error of you trying to say hes good

am i right or wrong

[scenic whale]

lol

[valid condor]

is

Do you have a Brazilian server on discord?

[full sun]

bro my chess.com rating is tilting so much help 😦

went from 2191 now 2140 im so mad

[warped vigil]

you'll recover

[grim edge]

Ppl tilt way harder than that lol just stop it before it gets any worse

I had to overcome a 187 elo tilt to reach 1200

[warped vigil]

anyone rated 2100+ want to play some 10-min rated?

[peak plank]

bully

[full sun]

Maybe in a little bit

[warped vigil]

how bully

[peak plank]

rated

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> squealingnickel

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Rapid: 2143 (2192 peak)
Blitz: 1816 (1909 peak)
Bullet: 2032 (2050 peak)

[warped vigil]

so?

[peak plank]

mean

[warped vigil]

just asking to play games

how is it mean though

[full sun]

jacob ill play in sometime add me

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-meme-anita-max-wynn-anitamaxwynn-drake-sus-gif-5732123501067394224

[warped vigil]

alr

[pale arrow]

guys can someone be my friend 😔😔🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[solid schooner]

@warped vigil

[warped vigil]

I love Winawer french

[solid schooner]

elo?

[warped vigil]

2100

[solid schooner]

low

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jacob Sperber (1e4_0-1)

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Rapid: 2109 (2131 peak)
Blitz: 1556 (1934 peak)
Bullet: 1717 (1759 peak)

[solid schooner]

french player?

[warped vigil]

bouncing around the low 2100s atm

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> secretagent003

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2145 (2166 peak)
Blitz: 2020 (2137 peak)
Bullet: 1912 (1946 peak)

[solid schooner]

i feel ya

[warped vigil]

yep

I powered from 2000 to 2100 in like 3 days in mid december

[solid schooner]

can you help me prep against french

[solid schooner]

same for some reason

[warped vigil]

sure let me finish beating this guy

[solid schooner]

ofc

[warped vigil]

that's not appropriate

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @tribal dock, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

Alright guys

[warped vigil]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[weak stratus]

noe

[warped vigil]

All right!

[warped vigil]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @weak stratus, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

I’m a bbc Haver

[weak stratus]

hi can you type something again pls

[warped vigil]

this isn't a dating server you must have misread "chess.com" as "dating.com"

[weak cairn]

😹 👌 pls help me im crying of laughter

[warped vigil]

nothing funny about it.. people's vision sometimes isn't so good

[grim edge]

This may be the most corny thing I’ve ever seen

[weak cairn]

sarcasm dumbass

[weak stratus]

whats a haver

[warped vigil]

heck sometimes I misread the discord rules, and think they read "anything goes", when infact they dont!

[grim edge]

Have a huge bbc

[warped vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

Bett your fun at parties

[warped vigil]

I'm fun, with people who like chess

[weak stratus]

you have bbc?

pretty sure its a public channel lmao

[warped vigil]

We have a very influential person here

[weak stratus]

you can't "have" bbc. watch bbc maybe.

[grim edge]

This kid has dedicated his entire livelihood to the chess discord server

[solid schooner]

@warped vigil focus on the game i got this

[grim edge]

What a fun life

[warped vigil]

too late this is what happens when I chat and play

[grim edge]

💀💀

[weak stratus]

who gave the watermelon an opinon

[solid schooner]

@tribal dock watch your actions from the side, disturbing the peace of a server of people who are improving their ability to analyze their choices

sounds like a politician

[warped vigil]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @tribal dock, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[solid schooner]

trolling must be fun for both sides

what you are doing is harrassment

[grim edge]

At the football

[weak stratus]

imma bet 50$ you're not black @tribal dock

no kfc in dp

[weak cairn]

tf says who

[grim edge]

You have a strong connection with the discord moderation team

[peak plank]

ok how tf do I face alapin

[grim edge]

What a gimp

[solid schooner]

oh i do

[grim edge]

Yall interrupting my theory study smh

[solid schooner]

Nf6

[warped vigil]

<@&745328830649991179> pair of trollers here

[solid schooner]

uhhh you must have known me in the past

bakc in 2021

[weak cairn]

no ???

[grim edge]

I just follow naroditsky’s advice and immediately play d5 then continue regularly

[peak plank]

ive tried my luck with d5, Nf6 is super common and I dont know why tho

[weak stratus]

nf6 gut

[solid schooner]

lets take a look

[weak stratus]

d5 e5

[solid schooner]

afterwards

[weak stratus]

then kingside ottock

[peak plank]

alright but what I want to know is whats so good about Nf6

[solid schooner]

Nf6 and Nd5 d6 is the idea

[weak stratus]

not fun

[solid schooner]

forcing e4

[weak stratus]

yeso

[solid schooner]

and playing Nd5

[peak plank]

mhm I know that

[weak cairn]

tf mfs know openings? i just pray im playing the right moves

[grim edge]

Hmm

[peak plank]

but why is it good

like, sure, its not bad

[solid schooner]

idk it just is

[weak stratus]

less uncomfotable to play

[grim edge]

Studying is a great way to know you don’t completely suck

[weak stratus]

try it

[primal wedge]

thas crazy

[weak stratus]

ok watermelon person

[warped vigil]

alr @solid schooner i can help u prep now

[solid schooner]

dms

[primal wedge]

ur like

[warped vigil]

u should connect your account @tribal dock

[primal wedge]

12

[grim edge]

Anyways i got 24 variations to learn hopefully not for nothing 😂

[weak cairn]

i will NOT be studying chess

[weak stratus]

why are you torturing yourself

[weak cairn]

maybe until i get higher rated im only 1000

[grim edge]

Embrace your inner nerd

[weak stratus]

embrace a chick bro damn

[shrewd vessel]

how many of u identify as nerds

[primal wedge]

u study ALL the variations?

[grim edge]

Doesnt feel like torture tbh im naturally hard working. Wanna grow super quick

[primal wedge]

just install torch

[fallen valley]

Okay who are they

[grim edge]

I just started for the botvinnik english. And likely sicilian next. Just my main openings

[fallen valley]

I don't feel like doing detective work

[weak stratus]

remove the black man

[grim edge]

Hey wait a sec

[warped vigil]

Black man and cybersecks

[weak stratus]

[fallen valley]

Only 24?

[grim edge]

Also the classical english whenever

[primal wedge]

caro, vienna >

[warped vigil]

ur gif for instance

[grim edge]

Caro is hot cheeks

[minor spoke]

Eyyy

[weak stratus]

the watermelon kfc guy must be banned

[primal wedge]

caro is so good

[minor spoke]

No it’s not

[grim edge]

Aye man im only 1200 for now LOL

[minor spoke]

Caro is goated

[peak plank]

8

[primal wedge]

i play the caro and the london and i win like 70% of my games

[weak stratus]

no im describing ur pfp

[light cosmos]

Sup black man

[minor spoke]

Ew London

[primal wedge]

it's good

[grim edge]

Caro is just too passive

[weak stratus]

play sicilian for 100% win rate

[primal wedge]

the london is good but it's INSANELEY boring

[grim edge]

And if u play it wrong your whole queenside will vanish

[light cosmos]

Why not Ruy lopez

[minor spoke]

Caro is just solid and strong, I like positional games

[grim edge]

That’s what the sicilian is for

[primal wedge]

WHY the ruy lopez

[fallen valley]

That means you don't understand the London well enough

[weak stratus]

*insanely

[minor spoke]

Nah Sicilian is like sharp 80% of the time

[light cosmos]

Because it’s a good opening in my opinion

[languid oak]

how do i get a elo role

[grim edge]

Yes and caro is dull 100% 💀

[sleek zealot]

i have listened to the entire pulse demon album by merzbow without stopping, AMA

[wild stream]

you already have it

[languid oak]

oh dang

[minor spoke]

No it’s just positional which is fun

Wait with caro it’s impossible to lose within the first 15 moves

[wild stream]

Caro > rest.

[fallen valley]

Not accurate, but sure

[grim edge]

As a sicilian player who started off with caro kann ima agree to disagree lol it’s solid but i got bored constantly

[minor spoke]

Well I’m speaking relatively

[primal wedge]

aslong as you have 3 functioning braincells it's not

[fallen valley]

Then that goes for every opening in existence

[warped vigil]

will you ban black man

[minor spoke]

No in like kings gambit or something it’s a lot easier to make mistakes

[peak plank]

im sorry, but on what move did you lose to when you tried to play the caro vs me?

[minor spoke]

Caro is just less mistake prone

[fallen valley]

He's already timed out dawg

Do you see him causing anymore trouble?

[warped vigil]

no shoulda seen that

[grim edge]

(Loses to h4)

[minor spoke]

Wait which game was that 💀 that doesn’t count

[grim edge]

hai

[peak plank]

one of our first games

[grim edge]

Damn caught in 4k

Ig im done studying for today lol it’s late

[minor spoke]

Wait bruh I played c6 against reti that doesn’t even count

[full sun]

anyone wanna help me make a new chat server

[grim edge]

no

[weak stratus]

will it have filters

[peak plank]

yes that counts

[wild stream]

no, not really.

[restive storm]

wrong
I beat duck with a top hat as white in the caro kann in 13 moves

[full sun]

idk bro just dm if interested

[restive storm]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/80767405229?tab=review

[worn ice]

doryetuosenbcakohn (2251) vs. duck-with-a-top-hat (1870)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. Nc3 a6 4. Be2 Bg4 5. d3 dxe4 6. Nxe4 Nf6 7. Neg5 h6 8. Nxf7 Kxf7 9. Ne5+ Ke8 10. Nxg4 Nxg4 11. Bxg4 Nd7 12. Bh5+ g6 13. Bxg6# 

[peak plank]

you sure it wasnt the other way around?

[grim edge]

If he played e5 and you played c6 it has to count

[weak stratus]

im only interested if there's no censorship

[restive storm]

I also beat him with black in under 15 moves

[grim edge]

bruh

[peak plank]

did he troll with a6

[wild stream]

what's your user?

[restive storm]

no he blundered Nxf7 fraudillant move

[minor spoke]

Well idk how to play against reti which is probably an issue right 😁 time to study that

[restive storm]

well I guess he did trol with a6 but he didn't lose by doing that

[weak stratus]

i mean if there's moderation, there's no reason to join a new server

[grim edge]

Fraudillant lol

[solid cairn]

@lament jacinth I found u

[peak plank]

what do you normal play vs d4

[minor spoke]

LMAO

[minor spoke]

That’s a secret until our next game

[grim edge]

Let her cook 🤷🏾‍♂️

[peak plank]

im opening opening tree.

[shrewd vessel]

what's yall opinion on the XNOR operator?

[peak plank]

mid

nobody ever needs to use it

[shrewd vessel]

explain

[wild stream]

what's your user pls tell me

[wild stream]

and what's your user?

[primal wedge]

whats the best openin lads

[peak plank]

why

[shrewd vessel]

well idk because XNOR literally returns if the operands r equal so

[minor spoke]

It’s hiimpixel123

[wild stream]

I want to know :(

[peak plank]

ENGLUND AHAHHAHAA

ah, good luck playing that vs the reti @minor spoke

[wild stream]

yes of course

[minor spoke]

Am I not insane

[grim edge]

Been playing english but tbh spanish still my favorite

[teal jungle]

Englund gambit is the worst gambit imo

[minor spoke]

Bro Englund isn’t even englund when it’s not played against d4

[wild stream]

ur user?

[peak plank]

yeah ofc

[teal jungle]

Not objectively but it hopes for 1 single trick where you are just lost if white doesn't fall for

[peak plank]

imagine playing the englund

[minor spoke]

It’s a secret it’s impossible to find because I don’t have an account

[peak plank]

not when I play it

sometimes I play an englund to troll

[minor spoke]

It’s fire

[teal jungle]

I guess there's other moves like d6 or f6

[peak plank]

but I do a different varation where I play 2.d6 and go for long castles

[minor spoke]

Wait I’ve mastered it

[peak plank]

englund garbageeeee

[minor spoke]

Ew what

[peak plank]

I do it to troll

[grim edge]

seeing dor in chat is wrong

[minor spoke]

Cap

[wild stream]

you do, tell me

[peak plank]

he started appearing again

[grim edge]

once in a lifetime experience

[minor spoke]

Nah it’s confidential government info

[wild stream]

pls

[novel moat]

[umbral wind]

https://www.chess.com/member/littleplotkin I remember watching him when i was 1200 thinking how amazing these guys are, now im on the big screen actually playing them shit is nuts to think about

[novel moat]

fin teach me the ways

[peak plank]

dang

[umbral wind]

im listening to the gladiator theme song having crazy flashbacks when i was an improving kid 😭

[grim edge]

I can never understand why ppl have such high elos but not a GM title?

Ik there are numerous criteria but still

[umbral wind]

its more like FM-IM level tbh.. well it varies

[minor spoke]

Well that’s not otb

Online is totally different

[grim edge]

Idk should i get that opportunity im definitely gonna make sure i hit everything

Tall order though

[umbral wind]

Also can a mod actually change my name to something decent??

it got changed to User600000000013 and i cant even change it

i emailed cc and got no response

[wild stream]

YOU ARE 2700 RATED?

[weak cairn]

oh my god i really have never played rapid before. +182 elo for 1 game lol

[umbral wind]

Nearly 2800 inshallah

[minor spoke]

Wtf bros cracked r u titled

[wild stream]

damn

[umbral wind]

Nope

[peak plank]

CC didnt like your name changed? XD

[minor spoke]

HOW R U NOT TITLED

[umbral wind]

😭 Nopeeeee

[restive storm]

hi

[umbral wind]

I am in my heart 🙏🏻

[minor spoke]

What’s ur otb rating

[warm spindle]

Towers

[umbral wind]

I dont play fide but my national is pushing 2400

[minor spoke]

Damn

[full sun]

hi

[warm spindle]

#💬〡trusted-off-topic

[full sun]

[wild stream]

user pls

[fallen valley]

Get rekt

[quaint silo]

I'm so intelligent

[fallen valley]

What do you play after Rxd3

[cursive pawn]

Henlo

[wild stream]

he takes queen

[quaint silo]

That's what's so smart about it

[cursive pawn]

HELLO

[umbral wind]

🙏🏻

[quaint silo]

[clever sky]

why couldn't u take the rook

[rose dove]

Anyone here try 5D Chess on steam? I need people to play with :(

[clever sky]

instead

[quaint silo]

I captured a pawn there

[clever sky]

oh i see

[quaint silo]

Computer says the best move after this is to not take my rook and to let me capture the queen

Which is insane I'm ngl

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ruby-bye-hoshino-ruby-hoshino-ruby-wave-ruby-wave-oshi-no-ko-wave-gif-3271522204131974439

[sleek oriole]

who wants to play an unrated game?

[grim edge]

my games today with 1200 and 1700 are fireeeeeee

[sleek oriole]

wanna play?

[solid schooner]

@restive storm do you know me

[restive storm]

who are you

[warped vigil]

@restive storm do you know me

[restive storm]

no

[grim edge]

hmm im 778, you cool with that? unrated

[solid schooner]

it is me SA

[sleek oriole]

totally cool with that, im gonna send you a link in DMs. what time control do you want

[peak plank]

@restive storm do you know me

[restive storm]

no

[novel moat]

[restive storm]

no

[warped vigil]

@peak plank do you know me

[solid schooner]

?

[grim edge]

send it here. i rapid 10 minute

[peak plank]

Who you?

[solid schooner]

i am SA

[restive storm]

I don't know anyone here

[sleek oriole]

https://play.chess.com/Hritu

[warped vigil]

me

[novel moat]

@umbral wind will you coach me for 3€

[grim edge]

gg

[sleek oriole]

gg

[sleek oriole]

wanna play another?

[grim edge]

sure

[novel moat]

[solid schooner]

who want to play me

any ruy players for black

who goes Bc4

[iron valley]

sure

[solid schooner]

no not play

help

[iron valley]

oh

k then

[solid schooner]

i dont play against 2k-2.19k rated player

[iron valley]

..

[solid schooner]

they are low for me

[iron valley]

u are 2k rated

[solid schooner]

( me who is 2.2k rated)

[novel moat]

You're not 2200

[iron valley]

i can still beat u

i lost my elo

[solid schooner]

(exactly why i dont play against low rated people)

[umbral wind]

😭😭

[stone quiver]

Mwhagahaha

[novel moat]

That's all I have left

[iron valley]

9wuehfuwefiunw93g9r8f923fon9f8239bfu2ebfuebf9823bf923bnf92h38r92bfowneoiwenfunewfwenf

[stone quiver]

Hey we joined this server the same day

[full zenith]

Hello chat

[umbral wind]

Chess is a dead end anyway

[full zenith]

Hope everyone is doing good

[novel moat]

[novel moat]

Okay I will make it 3,20€ just for you

[grim edge]

gg

[sleek oriole]

@grim edge you have really good vision btw. my tactics is what got to you, I'd just recommend more puzzles and you should be 1500 in no time if you seriously play chess

[grim edge]

omfg cc said im a 1300 too generous

[umbral wind]

Might have to do that one..

[grim edge]

thanks. okay, i will do puzzles

[novel moat]

I know right, that's a one in a lifetime offer

[umbral wind]

Coaching isn’t my thing anyway

I’ll just say yeah play that cos it’s good

[novel moat]

[nimble niche]

it's you again, where's your other discord account

the one banned from this server

[grim edge]

indeed

[umbral wind]

You ain’t supposed to agree😭

[grim edge]

my bad

@grim edge feet?

[nova verge]

Good evening 🌇

[novel moat]

4 am

[nova verge]

[sleek oriole]

3 am here 💀

@novel moat can we play a game? sensei

[novel moat]

Nah I aint playing now

Why you calling me sensei

[sleek oriole]

I mean you are 2200+

[grim edge]

yay i beat a wcm

@warped portal check my profile. i played with 1700 and 1200 and 1900.. see if you still can beat me lmao

[frank cipher]

how do you get trusted role

[nova verge]

Be kind

[frank cipher]

i wanna ss

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> umm

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/real-madrid-kenobi-obi-wan-gif-25084017

[sleek oriole]

people who write that are just dumb

[grim edge]

yeah...

[plush kelp]

Hey everyone

[nova verge]

Hey!

[scarlet kiln]

hi everyone

[grim edge]

haii

[scarlet kiln]

why do i play better against higher ratings?

[strange skiff]

social experiment deez nuts

[novel moat]

Anitta

[strange skiff]

banned

[upbeat viper]

Hi chat

[nova verge]

🤣🤣🤣

[novel moat]

Bast

[grim edge]

thanks :D

[scarlet kiln]

For example against a 1400 i play like 850 and against 2000 i play like 1200

[strange skiff]

Pikachu

[plush kelp]

How’s everyone’s chess going?

[upbeat viper]

Yes ?

[novel moat]

[sleek oriole]

@strange skiff how can I get "this user hates the trusted role" role?

[torpid lintel]

Anitta

Hi

[upbeat viper]

#reaction-roles

[strange skiff]

#reaction-roles

[torpid lintel]

I waited 5 sec to say hi

[sleek oriole]

ah sorry

[upbeat viper]

🐢

[novel moat]

Bast what do you play against e4

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/very-sus-fish-sus-fish-gif-25478870

[upbeat viper]

e5

[strange skiff]

fair but shut up!! kekw

based bast

[upbeat viper]

but trynna switch to najdorf

[strange skiff]

#1039982616159465595

[grim edge]

Anitta

[strange skiff]

[upbeat viper]

I'm Bastman now

[scarlet kiln]

ok

[novel moat]

Don't get lost in that rabbit hole

[upbeat viper]

idc

[strange skiff]

I got punched today

[scarlet kiln]

thank yoi

[strange skiff]

it was funny

[upbeat viper]

I'm already lost anyway

[strange skiff]

long story

[torpid lintel]

Nooo once Anitta said she will ban for who send tortoise

[upbeat viper]

you punched back for sure

[strange skiff]

I didnt I was trying to help her

[torpid lintel]

:( why?

[strange skiff]

kekw

[upbeat viper]

aw

[strange skiff]

drunk woman

[grim edge]

owie :c

[upbeat viper]

eeehm she wouldn't

[torpid lintel]

That's sad

[strange skiff]

Photoches almost killed her tho

[upbeat viper]

🥺

[upbeat viper]

oh

[strange skiff]

kekw

anyway how have yall been

[grim edge]

gud :D

[upbeat viper]

that's why too much alcohol is bad children

!!

[hasty trail]

Hello tram

[plush kelp]

I like to just play Nf6 or d6 against e4

[hasty trail]

Team

[sleek oriole]

i still have 3 finals till the end of the month ._.

[upbeat viper]

hi Castwoman

[torpid lintel]

Also for adults 😅

[grim edge]

work is killing me, Anitta. hows work going?

[strange skiff]

no d5?

[upbeat viper]

in some country you can drink at 16

[strange skiff]

work is fine, I’m jet lagged and getting back to it slowly

[hasty trail]

@plush kelp hi Mr t

[upbeat viper]

and some break the laws anyway

[strange skiff]

cringe

[upbeat viper]

ehm

[novel moat]

Bast would never break the law

[upbeat viper]

never did

never will

[plush kelp]

No I like to play the Pirc or sometimes the Alekhine

[grim edge]

yea idk why ppl drink at ages like 16

[torpid lintel]

I saw lot of people they just 14

[sleek oriole]

here in hungary the 18 year olds buy the goods for the 14 year olds and its considered fine

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-burt-lancaster-run-silent-run-deep-saluting-hero-gif-26186351

[grim edge]

hope youll feel better

[upbeat viper]

well yeah sadly

[plush kelp]

Hi man how’s things?

[nova verge]

I broke the law all the time in my teenage years

[peak plank]

So just bad openings

[grim edge]

hi Bastman

[torpid lintel]

But Anitta are you fine now? @strange skiff

[upbeat viper]

we gonna chase villains ?

[strange skiff]

yeah weak ass punch

[hasty trail]

Great man

[strange skiff]

kekw

[sleek oriole]

Pixel is just here to hate on everyone I realized

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

you can do that. im gonna chase my elo

[plush kelp]

Pirc is pretty solid imo

[strange skiff]

lol

[torpid lintel]

, was she your friend?

[upbeat viper]

prob not

[grim edge]

Mohit, have you been punched in the face?

[torpid lintel]

Ah i see okay Bast

[torpid lintel]

No yet

Why would someone? :)

[strange skiff]

just met her

[peak plank]

Lawsuit

/j

[grim edge]

idk just asking

[fallen valley]

Remember kids: all conflicts can be resolved by violence

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-meme-anita-max-wynn-anitamaxwynn-drake-sus-gif-5732123501067394224

[obtuse harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-30rock-fellow-kids-one-of-us-gif-21904018

[grim edge]

mods are here runn

[peak plank]

everyone shown up woah

[grim edge]

My dad punched me in the face before

[sleek oriole]

I got punched so hard my nose started bleeding xdd

[grim edge]

where is Doofus?

[sleek oriole]

but it felt good with the adrenaline and all that honestly

[grim edge]

I got my ass kicked

[scarlet kiln]

guys i gave someone with 2000 elo a bit of trouble

[grim edge]

Doofy, where are you?

[grim edge]

Hahaha nooo

[umbral horizon]

womp womp

[novel moat]

Wait timeout me

[obtuse harbor]

anyone running from the mods probably needs timeout /s

[sleek oriole]

@obtuse harbor wanna play a game?

[torpid lintel]

Ah i see.

[obtuse harbor]

nah i'm outta chess for the day

[umbral horizon]

yall should totally run from the mods

[upbeat viper]

Violence is not a solution

[peak plank]

no

[sleek oriole]

mods fight!!!! lets goo

[upbeat viper]

It's the solution

[peak plank]

even worse are the Gotham city mods trust

[grim edge]

im running towards the mods wym?

[upbeat viper]

[umbral horizon]

nah

most of the mods have pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

[obtuse harbor]

I mean... in theory DeepOcean has a point.

[upbeat viper]

joking of course

be nice

[fallen valley]

You haven't been violent enough then

[upbeat viper]

be kind

[sleek oriole]

tldr

[upbeat viper]

give hugs not punches

[novel moat]

My life has been fulfilled, I got timed out

[grim edge]

Violent chess rated R

[obtuse harbor]

Unless you're chessboxing, then defiinitely punches too

[grim edge]

lmao

[umbral horizon]

hugging people gets me killed, so i never give them

[sleek oriole]

wdym?

[grim edge]

W rizzler fr

I cant even type lol

[fallen valley]

This is what I've been saying for years. Brazilian jiu jitsu>>>karate

[plush kelp]

I find chess boxing comical lol

[grim edge]

qwaso

[upbeat viper]

smh

[upbeat viper]

qwaso

[obtuse harbor]

en qwaso?

[fallen valley]

qwaso

[novel moat]

Okay I need to sleep bye mods

[upbeat viper]

bye

[obtuse harbor]

adios

[umbral horizon]

relationships are my concern, because what if the person was in a relationship, and i hugged them? i could literally get beat up.

[grim edge]

is wcm a good title or not

[sleek oriole]

you could just say it was "just a hug" lol

[random drum]

Anitta drink ❌ Anitta Cringe ✅

[fallen valley]

Beat them up first

[grim edge]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[grim edge]

anita max wynn >>>

[umbral horizon]

doesnt matter if it "was a hug"

[grim edge]

give hugs dont think

[scarlet kiln]

mods?

[umbral horizon]

zwischenzug

[scarlet kiln]

whats that?

[plush kelp]

I’ve been to 2 chess boxing events in London and my god they are so comedic it’s unbelievable

[sleek oriole]

hugs are not THAT intimate

[grim edge]

i hug my friends all the time lmao

[sleek oriole]

yup

[obtuse harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-shrek-hug-gif-5280429

[upbeat viper]

🫂

[umbral horizon]

im a dude, and i was told not to hug other dudes, but i dont hug girls either.

[grim edge]

🫂

[grim edge]

i hug my boyfriends and my girlfriends

[sleek oriole]

i genuenly feel sorry for you xd like go out there and hug one of your family member

[obtuse harbor]

installing lawn mower sim again, should be much better now that I have a pc game controller

[solid schooner]

ehh

good take but idk

[warm spindle]

Hi astolfo

[umbral horizon]

its cuz you got jacklings saying things like "w rizz" or fuckin "rizzler"

[warm spindle]

A mi me gusta astolfo

[sleek oriole]

pick your friends better i guess.

or just laugh it off and dont take it personally

[grim edge]

never happens to me lmao 🫂 i think you need a hug

[umbral horizon]

not even by friends, by random peopl

[solid schooner]

anyone willing to discuss some line

[peak plank]

$5

[sleek oriole]

well random people really shouldn't influence your emotion

[grim edge]

dont take what strangers say personally, they're strangers they dont know u

[obtuse harbor]

lol i don't hav emoney

i'm a discord mod, all my money goes to twitch subs

[peak plank]

$3 final offer

[solid schooner]

lol

[grim edge]

1 year no TO = 1 virtual hug, how about that?

any1 1v1

any1 1v1 vc