💬〡general-off-topic

[shadow palm]

Uh..

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/let-us-play-some-chess-dexter-dexter's-laboratory-let's-have-a-game-of-chess-let's-have-a-chess-match-gif-2068937381390540011

[warm raven]

I am better then Magnus

[warm spindle]

No

[pale arrow]

pretty please 🙏

[shadow palm]

Did he just play the Barnes

[pale arrow]

but u are hikaru

[echo niche]

Maybe you are if he starts without a king

[warm spindle]

Because ur 59 times better but 0 x 59 is 0

[warm raven]

I beat Magnus on a daily like i will later Joyous]

[echo niche]

Looks like the grob

[pale arrow]

cap

[warm spindle]

In your dreams

[echo niche]

Oh no its g3

[warm raven]

https://www.chess.com/tournament/chess-world-championship-1

winner 1000

second 500

third 250

[shadow palm]

Grob is two pawn advance

I think

[warm spindle]

IP grabber

[echo niche]

I thought it was two.

[nova verge]

#〘📝〙rules

[warm raven]

yeh im allowed to post the link

[echo niche]

<@&745328830649991179> ?

[warm raven]

its a link to a tourtament pg-13

[shadow palm]

When did Hikarooz talk like this

[warm raven]

Challenge/Game/Tournament/Puzzle or any such links posted should be Chess.com only.

[echo niche]

I’m pretty sure you can’t just send random prices tournament links. Idk tho

[nova verge]

Spam

[warm raven]

my friend whose a canditate master is running it with me

[nova verge]

Easy peezy

[rain skiff]

I have to be what level to send images?

[warm spindle]

Your friend sucks too

You're weird Hikaru.

[azure vortex]

Anyone want to 1v1 not ranked?

[warm spindle]

Nah, cause I'd win.

[warm raven]

Joyous shush pls

ur jarring'

[fresh wind]

Not allowed: "No unauthorized gambles or bets involving monetary prizes are to be set up or promoted in this server."

[umbral wind]

GmHikaru just called you jarring

[warm raven]

sorry @fresh wind

[umbral wind]

I wouldn’t have it

[lament jacinth]

Be quiet fin

With the small eggplant

[shadow palm]

UwU

[raven dock]

sup everyone

[hollow monolith]

would anyone like to play come join chess streaming 1

[shadow palm]

nie

[umbral wind]

Ret*** alert

[gaunt wren]

any one up for a game rapid rated on chess.com

1300+

[shadow palm]

Imagine using dark mode

[warm raven]

yeh pokemon

[warm raven]

imagine having uwu in ur name

[gaunt wren]

your elo n

[shadow palm]

Imagine being 1200

[gaunt wren]

@warm raven

your rating '

[warm spindle]

Don't ever tell me what to do you voluminous twat.

[raven dock]

but you cant even imagine that

[shadow palm]

I can

[lament jacinth]

1336 rapid 1229 blitz

That's his rating

[gaunt wren]

dm me link pls

[raven dock]

then what was your point lol

[warm raven]

cheers Liya for stalking me

[lament jacinth]

For what

[warm raven]

Pokemon i dmed u

[lament jacinth]

It's not stalking it's public info

[shadow palm]

Apparently hikaroo created an alt

[raven dock]

he already has an alt

[shadow palm]

He did break one rule of the server through

[warm raven]

didnt break a rule already talked it over with a staff

[warm raven]

Imagine lying

[south oyster]

guys sleeping magnus bot is worse than martin

[echo niche]

Thats like the worst idea you could ever have

[south oyster]

martin is op

[gaunt wren]

wy

[south oyster]

sleeping magnus is worse then martin

https://www.chess.com/game/computer/104844875

[worn ice]

turbo_racecar (1100) vs. sleeping-magnus (500)

Move List

1. [e4] e5 2. Ke2 Nc6 3. Nf3 Be7 4. Ke1 f5 5. exf5 a6 6. Bd3 Na7 7. Nxe5 c5 8. Qh5+ g6 9. Nxg6 hxg6 10. Qxh8 Bd6 11. fxg6 Nc6 12. Qxg8+ Ke7 13. Qf7# 

[shadow palm]

Is that true

[echo niche]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-running-coming-at-you-teddy-bear-im-coming-for-you-gif-16391205

Cause like cheater come at you like that

[slow aspen]

How can I stream on chess.com discord server?

[south oyster]

yes ofc

[gaunt wren]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/98020804397

[echo niche]

Get some bitch**

[south oyster]

whats ur name ill watch u

[echo niche]

Then you get permission to stream

[slow aspen]

https://www.chess.com/home currently playing lol

[slow aspen]

you can't stream then lil bud

[gaunt wren]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/98020804397 @south oyster

[echo niche]

Bet I can

[slow aspen]

how

[echo niche]

Cause I got bitch** that’s why

[south oyster]

ight

[nova verge]

Damn

[echo niche]

Get trusted

[slow aspen]

mind sharing some so that I can stream?

[buoyant veldt]

can we change our username?

[slow aspen]

no

[shadow palm]

I don't know

[echo niche]

I got some real good rareties in my basement. we gotta talk about pricing first

[visual garnet]

that knight

[slow aspen]

am I good @south oyster ?

[tame chasm]

how to check someones profile

[slow aspen]

I'm interested keep going

[visual garnet]

right click on their username, click apps, click chesscom profile

[echo niche]

Isn’t that like a Slav meran? Or something idk.

[thin mist]

In spanish chess they use C to indicate knight moves (caballo) you use C because of the capybara 🤣🤣❤❤

[pale arrow]

no

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ali Tabikh (probusm)

This is the Chess.com profile of probusm. Take a look!

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Name: Ali Tabikh (probusm)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1288 (peak)
Blitz: 687 (688 peak)
Bullet: 695 (698 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ali Tabikh (probusm)

This is the Chess.com profile of probusm. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ali Tabikh (probusm)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1288 (peak)
Blitz: 687 (688 peak)
Bullet: 695 (698 peak)

[pale arrow]

comedian

[grim edge]

Why is knight rodent

[thin mist]

Bro's peakin 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[drowsy crest]

chat is it racist to call your homie a racial slur

[echo niche]

First we got brunettes, blondes, then some real got grannies but as well I can offer something we could call the MINORity for now

[grim edge]

No

[pale arrow]

no

[drowsy crest]

alright thank you chat

[thin mist]

Absolutely not

[echo niche]

That’s a slab meran

That’s not a QGD

[slow aspen]

minors are illegal though

I'm a law abiding citizen

[echo niche]

Thats what makes it way more fun

[thin mist]

QGD sucks i prefer KID

[echo niche]

No problem

[slow aspen]

How old?

[nova verge]

Bruh…..

[slow aspen]

no

[echo niche]

Don’t you dare bruh me. You’re 500

[visual garnet]

hikaru is streaming today too les gooooooooooooooo

[echo niche]

Know your place

[nova verge]

Bro suck it

[south oyster]

has anyone here beaten magnus with the bongcloud?

[warm spindle]

I did in 2003

[thin mist]

"And im not your bruh"
the perfect girl playing in the background

[warm spindle]

Truuuu

[thin mist]

The real question is "has anyone here beaten magnus"

And absolutely not

[slow aspen]

Me

[warm spindle]

You don't know that.

[crude mason]

Okay google

[raven dock]

no, the real question is "Has anyone lost to Magnus"

[thin mist]

Foxy gal i appreciate your insights but being a gm is extremely unlikely albeit only a few managed to beat the current strongest player if not ever

[warm spindle]

Improbability doesn't equal impossibility

[thin mist]

Real (hamza asadullah doesnt lose tho)

[crude mason]

I have beaten 3 magnus

[raven dock]

whose hamza asadullah

[thin mist]

True i agree

[crude mason]

The magni bot

[thin mist]

Nvm

[raven dock]

[thin mist]

Umm actually the plural of magnus is magni 🤓🤣🤣🤣
Great achievement tho ngl

[raven dock]

do it again

[thin mist]

SAME THOUGHTS I SWEAR 😭

[crude mason]

Okay

[raven dock]

yes but this time, without using any engine

[crude mason]

I don't even use an engine

I'm on phone

[thin mist]

https://tenor.com/view/handsomeman-gif-3969600433481058369

[raven dock]

how did you even beat that bot

what is your elo on chess.com

[thin mist]

1400 to 1500

She's stronger than us

[visual garnet]

i know everyone's elo, just ask me

[raven dock]

sure but like that bot is also pretty strong

[warm spindle]

Okay.

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/wonder-woman-gif-20319406

[thin mist]

Petrosian

[visual garnet]

okay

[raven dock]

tell us about your elo

[thin mist]

Meh its still beatable

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Arrjuneshwar (arrjuneshwar)

This is the Chess.com profile of arrjuneshwar. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Arrjuneshwar (arrjuneshwar)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1145 (peak)
Blitz: 1449 (peak)
Bullet: 1621 (peak)

[raven dock]

hikaru couldn't beat that bot

[warm spindle]

That's you???

@visual garnet

[visual garnet]

no

[thin mist]

😳

[warm spindle]

Is that really you???

[visual garnet]

why

[grim edge]

Hey guys

[warm spindle]

Good evening sir.

[thin mist]

Hello 20th century guy

[visual garnet]

what happened

[raven dock]

what happened lol

[warm spindle]

How would you like your beans fried today.

[thin mist]

Nice to meet you

[grim edge]

How's life

[thin mist]

😭💔

[thin mist]

Actually its pretty good ty for asking

Wby

Well the war might break out to over here but ya we're good

[visual garnet]

why? what happened to you

[thin mist]

Its a joke lol

[warm spindle]

Okay.

[slow aspen]

what should be you're elo if you're an intermediate player? Mine's quite low

[warm spindle]

2890

[raven dock]

ig 1200+?

[visual garnet]

what's the joke

[visual garnet]

you cant use my own tricks against me

[thin mist]

Strong beginners to strong intermediate usually means 1300~1800 afaik

[slow aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/niggardly-gif-4635996203129878932

[thin mist]

20th century england and their mundane food

[warm spindle]

2800-3300

[visual garnet]

okay

[raven dock]

why did it let the knight escape

[warm spindle]

My highest FIDE EVER was 1600 in 2020

[thin mist]

Dude 🤣

[visual garnet]

nice

[nimble niche]

hikaru said it's 2250

[raven dock]

what is it now

[warm spindle]

What it was in 2020

[daring loom]

Hans Niemann:

[raven dock]

intermiate players are 2250?

[thin mist]

Hikaru's opinions are not valid ONLY MINE SHALL BE OBEYED

Muahahahaha

[raven dock]

After 3 years?

[warm spindle]

4*

[pulsar bramble]

hm

[raven dock]

DUDE

[grim edge]

WHAT IS LOVE

(OOOHHHHH~~~OOOOOHHH!)

[thin mist]

Hans would probably say smt like bzzz bzzz bz bzzz bz

[thin mist]

Baby dont hurt me

[thin mist]

😭😭😭

[grim edge]

No more

[raven dock]

Chess speaks for itself

[visual garnet]

why are you and some people here so weird

[thin mist]

You can hit

[raven dock]

lil kids

[grim edge]

Yoo i just rizzed up a male,didnt know it was that easy

[thin mist]

I'm not that weird irl but yk its the internet and people tend to get wild over here

[warm spindle]

What is it my friend.

[raven dock]

nothing

[thin mist]

Oh shi you a female my bad

[jagged gyro]

hi

[visual garnet]

🤢 this aint trend

[warm spindle]

Glad that's settled.

[visual garnet]

okay

[grim edge]

confusion

[raven dock]

yes because your identity is hidden

[thin mist]

Wsp

[honest tinsel]

Guys

[jagged gyro]

how yall doing

[warm spindle]

No

[honest tinsel]

I have a question

[warm spindle]

No

[open pumice]

hieeeee

[warm spindle]

No

[night glen]

Hey

[visual garnet]

no

[thin mist]

Agreed, like nobody would guess that i'm a lebanese whose name is Alireza if i didnt say so

[visual garnet]

No

[honest tinsel]

Magnus puts socks in his underpants or something?

[visual garnet]

No

[warm spindle]

Okay.

[night glen]

No

[night glen]

Bro wtf💀

[warm spindle]

Ur 14

[thin mist]

Excuse my indecency Ma'm. If you were a fellow male such joke would have had normal impact, however that is contrary to the reality of the matter. With my best regards, sincerely, Probus.

[honest tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/paradise-pd-ball-big-ball-energy-gif-19430747

[warm spindle]

Sincerely, plumbus.

[thin mist]

Hikaru in 1999

[grim edge]

Whew no need to be serious

[raven dock]

true

[thin mist]

Real

[visual garnet]

okay

[warm spindle]

Okay.

[honest tinsel]

Npcs

[thin mist]

I put the new forgies on the jeep

[thin mist]

You sure that isnt mildly nsfw?

[grim edge]

Rate my cooking.

[open pumice]

:)))))))))))))))))))))

[grim edge]

How is food nsfw.

[warm spindle]

You are disgusting

[thin mist]

Because its way too delicious

[visual garnet]

how do i ban people

[thin mist]

Really tho nice cooking pal

[grim edge]

Leave my hotdog cooked dough alone

[thin mist]

!ban @user

[raven dock]

delete your cooking from this planet

[visual garnet]

thanks

[warm spindle]

Ask the moinaratos

[grim edge]

Qwaso

[thin mist]

😭

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[visual garnet]

what is that

[thin mist]

Qwaso

[warm spindle]

Drink boiling water.

[nimble niche]

rate my cat

[thin mist]

https://tenor.com/view/quaso-croissant-cat-french-gif-8533456335186036682

[novel moat]

[raven dock]

you need acid for that cooked thing

[grim edge]

Qwasoooo

[warped portal]

Thats a good one fs

[warm spindle]

Put your hand in that picture

[grim edge]

Huh?

[thin mist]

Qwaasssosooo 👨🏻 🇫🇷🍷🥖🧀

[warm spindle]

@grim edge

[night glen]

🥐🥐

[grim edge]

Why would I put my hand

[sonic sphinx]

anyone good with flooring or knows anybody, tell them to send me a friend request pls

[warm spindle]

Yeah why would you

Itd ruin the illusion nvm

[thin mist]

Wdym by flooring

[grim edge]

This is me btw if yall even care

[sonic sphinx]

like carpet, hard wood, stuff like that

[warped portal]

I mn pretty good

[novel moat]

not sure this is the place buddy

[grim edge]

Walrussssssd

[warm spindle]

I wouldn't withstand 10 seconds.

[sonic sphinx]

there are no flooring servers

[novel moat]

and chess is closest to that?

[thin mist]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[warped portal]

No other place then this buddy 💯

[sonic sphinx]

check dm

[novel moat]

why are you even looking at discord servers just google it lol

[grim edge]

Like attaching a new carpet?

[sonic sphinx]

very big and active server that I know kids aren't in

[sonic sphinx]

kinda, its alr installed

[grim edge]

Ngl i like this reason

[novel moat]

kids definitely are here

[thin mist]

Perhaps there are carpentry servers

[nimble niche]

everyone here is either a kid or has asperger's

[grim edge]

I dont see 13-15 year old kids here often

[warm spindle]

There is

[novel moat]

there are lots

[grim edge]

Nah its either a degenerate or someone with autism

[warm spindle]

Me except I'm an adult and don't have aspergers

[drowsy crest]

everyone here is 13-15 😭

[grim edge]

...

[sonic sphinx]

nope

[grim edge]

Choky is mentally a 13 year old girl

[drowsy crest]

name someone who isnt

[nimble niche]

probably both

[grim edge]

Anybody 17 here aswell?

[drowsy crest]

no

[drowsy crest]

I am the oldest and I am 16

[grim edge]

Dam now i feel childish staying here

[grim edge]

Am 17

[drowsy crest]

send all in dms

[nimble niche]

I only have two

[drowsy crest]

I was excluding you just to show you that everyone here is a child

[grim edge]

HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET THAT MUCH SIZE HERE

[warm spindle]

That's not funny.

[grim edge]

Sowy

[warm spindle]

That's just rude.

[grim edge]

Says you...

[drowsy crest]

works

[warm spindle]

I'm always nice?

[drowsy crest]

copy link

[thin mist]

Bro really just sent the whole puss in boots movie

[grim edge]

No?

[severe oxide]

sup chat

[stuck kestrel]

😂

[warm spindle]

Yes. That wasn't a question.

[grim edge]

You're the meanest girl in this server

[nimble niche]

not just the puss in boots movie

[stuck kestrel]

what else

[warm spindle]

One moment

[slate owl]

lichess it better

[grim edge]

Tru...

[slate owl]

tbh that cat girl worth smashing

[thin mist]

W, although the sound and picture quality aren't that good but its a nice gesture.

[drowsy crest]

if I had sent any of that I would have been banned

[viscid jacinth]

man i wanna learn how to play pianossisimo

[nimble niche]

@stuck kestrel

[drowsy crest]

this server is sexist

[drowsy crest]

time to be an uwu catgirl

[thin mist]

You dont want to learn the pianissimo

[grim edge]

I choked on my juice.

[grim edge]

Please stop sending your bfs pic

[thin mist]

Cute pookie 🤣

[viscid jacinth]

I want to learn pianissimo

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/jason-momoa-aquaman-superhero-dc-dc-hero-gif-17603758

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[stuck kestrel]

wtf is gentleminions

[warm spindle]

I've had enough of you.

[grim edge]

Shouldve sent it when i was still ovulating.

[stuck kestrel]

smash

[severe oxide]

do it then, it’s fun

[grim edge]

Sure choky

[nimble niche]

idk why this is an mp3 but here

[thin mist]

Download chessable and study it there

[stuck kestrel]

what

[warm spindle]

I don't know what that word means.

[severe oxide]

[digital phoenix]

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge ,👀

[warped portal]

Su

[thin mist]

You a 90 year old granny?

[grim edge]

Hey hey I had my qwaso

[thin mist]

Fair enough

[stuck kestrel]

qwaso

[upbeat viper]

I saw

[warm spindle]

It only cost 35 dollars total.

[thin mist]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[grim edge]

Yeah

[drowsy crest]

idk either

[warm spindle]

Whatever 35 dollars is in follipino money.

[warm spindle]

I thibk its called charmbucks

[thin mist]

Over here you can buy 20 quasos for 35 bucos

[grim edge]

It's called choky is unfunny

[thin mist]

💀💀💀💀

You dont want to keep that here

[warm spindle]

This the Philippines in you talkin

[pale arrow]

real

[grim edge]

This the fake Azerbaijan in you taking

[opal birch]

yeah mods muted me for pasting the Japanese Bible earlier

[minor owl]

hi raw dogger

[thin mist]

Ong rawdogger

[warm spindle]

/You ****** ******* ****** da lai lama

[nimble niche]

i am also sexually attracted to legos

[opal birch]

yeah thats me

[minor owl]

i always have the most intellectual conversations with raw dogger

[pale arrow]

real

[thin mist]

Dude what are the chances we've got 1 thing in common

[opal birch]

yeah same that one lego girl from the lego movie is so hot ngl

[pale arrow]

dude what

[warm spindle]

Its cause ur both really stupid and only know how to talk with each other

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-16078907558888063471

[thin mist]

I remember he was a pretty good guy before the incident

[opal birch]

no i don't think so

[minor owl]

ok blud

[grim edge]

Maybe it was in Russian, you wouldn't get muted

[warped portal]

@sonic sphinx this guy

[sonic sphinx]

alr thx

[warm spindle]

I'm just teasing u hehe 😋

[minor owl]

and even with u i have intellectual convos

[grim edge]

What

[warm spindle]

Nuh uh

[novel moat]

who wants to play

[opal birch]

even know the context? some dude said "will you date me breath for yes spell japanese bible if no

[grim edge]

Grrrr

[warm spindle]

@minor owl Merry Christmas

[minor owl]

are u a lego cuz i am sexually attracted to u

[opal birch]

then i pasted the japanese bible two dudes pinged a mod and i got muted

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sleyzchess

This is the Chess.com profile of sleyzchess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 565 (556 peak)

[pale arrow]

WHAT

[tired lion]

Grinding

[thin mist]

2200-2300 💀

[minor owl]

thank u boo

[warm spindle]

Grinding rn

[novel moat]

[minor owl]

[grim edge]

Ewwww you stinky kid get away from me

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[pale arrow]

u need help my bro

[thin mist]

I'm not sure if i can even address you without saying Master

[sonic sphinx]

@opal birch can we go to dms

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-batman-falls-in-love-close-up-gif-15191490740796280635

[opal birch]

yeah sure

dm me first ill reply

[novel moat]

nah we still suck at the game

[minor owl]

are u a lizard cuz i am sexually attracted to u

[sonic sphinx]

i did

[drowsy crest]

ohh haa, I just died in your arms tonight

must've been something you said

[digital phoenix]

for real u should call him master

[pale arrow]

dude

[thin mist]

@grim edge you below 18???? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[minor owl]

wuddup bbg

[digital phoenix]

shes like 67

[pale arrow]

im 13 btw

[minor owl]

same

[pale arrow]

no way

[minor owl]

no issues

[grim edge]

I am not

[thin mist]

Now you're the real Master 😭😭😭

[pale arrow]

im a guy tho

[drowsy crest]

BRO

[grim edge]

Thanks tho

[thin mist]

Pheww

[drowsy crest]

I am blocking you

[minor owl]

i am under 18 so no issues

[drowsy crest]

seriously

[minor owl]

u have said that thrice now

[thin mist]

Still tho

[drowsy crest]

simping over dahlia is wild 😭

[minor owl]

who is dahlia

[thin mist]

Real

[digital phoenix]

i still think dahlia is a 60 year old

[novel moat]

[open pumice]

😄 i lost all the games today LMF T-T

[grim edge]

48

[digital phoenix]

good play more games until u win

[nimble niche]

you think?

[minor owl]

i simp over over every things that moves iono bout this dahlia lady

[drowsy crest]

I have never said that in my entirety of being in this server

[minor owl]

someone else did ig

[minor owl]

anyways wuddup bbg

[open pumice]

yaaaa imma doin that TT

[drowsy crest]

stay away from me simp

[minor owl]

let by gones be by gones

as soon as i laid eyes on u

[warm spindle]

Don't mention it.

[digital phoenix]

i wonder whats gonna happen if i queue rated

[minor owl]

win

[digital phoenix]

im very washed

[minor owl]

i believe in u boo

[novel moat]

play bullet with me

[warm spindle]

Same

[minor owl]

ok bye chat

[digital phoenix]

uh one sec i sniped a 1300

[minor owl]

smol brk done

[warm spindle]

Never ever return

[novel moat]

[warped portal]

Cant relate( elo 400)

[minor owl]

💔 🤕

[drowsy crest]

no

[minor owl]

ur lame anyway ur loss 🙄 🫢

[warped portal]

Boss are we done with phase 1

[maiden siren]

🔞

[hearty glacier]

Guys can a new account perma farm me?

[grim edge]

Bye smelly kids. If you need imager perms, reach out to choky. If you want to farm someone, play with walrus. If you feel like you wanna be a furry, ask fobby. And always stay away from El cheesy

[warped portal]

I have a farm

[novel moat]

[minor owl]

😡 🤙

[digital phoenix]

there we go

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-24293069

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/jongho-kiss-cute-ateez-kpop-gif-15374244

[digital phoenix]

im proud of myself

[opal birch]

why does this come up when i type Jon Jones

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/alafair-alafair-ftw-reyes-dominick-dominick-reyes-gif-21811297

[minor owl]

🫰

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/jongho-kiss-cute-ateez-kpop-gif-15374244

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/flexing-dan-ige-ufc-brasil-strong-weigh-in-gif-16602868

[minor owl]

isnt jon jones the cultist ?

[opal birch]

like theres nothing alike

[opal birch]

no

idk what you're talking about by cultist

[minor owl]

mb it was jim jones

dont look it up and go to images

[surreal geyser]

Can someone explain

[fleet cliff]

hey I got banned for making multiple accounts even though I didn't make multiple accounts, my family is just full of chess players and all of our accounts got banned ;-; someone help

[warped portal]

Un lucky ma

[drowsy crest]

good to hear soldier, now

Phase 2: The Gag Gift Gambit

Develop a line of absurdly practical gadgets – self-folding laundry, spontaneous dance party starter kits, and a device that finds lost socks.
Distribute these items worldwide, turning everyday chores into a sidesplitting circus and establishing your reign as the Grand Jester. then work on this one

[desert rose]

||king g5 maybe? to get out of the rook's way to play rook h5 checkmate?||

[verbal thunder]

Kg5?

[surreal geyser]

Yes but queen can give some checks

[alpine creek]

o7

[surreal geyser]

No way that’s correct

[novel moat]

Kxg4

[verbal thunder]

nope

[novel moat]

wheres the checks

[desert rose]

i don't see any after king takes g4

[surreal geyser]

I see

Thanks👍

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-yes-boss-military-salute-giving-honor-rip-gif-23161689

[grim edge]

how to cnnect my account?

[verbal thunder]

someone play blind chess with me

[opal birch]

Contact Chess.com

[alpine creek]

!welcome

[fleet cliff]

How

[verbal thunder]

i saw that edit

[minor owl]

@alpine creek

[warped portal]

I dont get paid enough to tell u

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

oof.

[alpine creek]

and

[alpine creek]

what

[minor owl]

wtf wrong guy

[verbal thunder]

we dont make mistakes around these parts buddo

[minor owl]

@opal birch

[alpine creek]

when you play chess you make mistakes all of the time

[verbal thunder]

dang

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[verbal thunder]

day one of trying to get a life

[alpine creek]

day 3948290930283903849 of trying

[verbal thunder]

im 14 slides into my lesson that im teaching for my club man

i only got like 10 more but i dont feel like doing it rn

its hard being a teacher

[digital phoenix]

im proud of myself

[verbal thunder]

cant wait to see the accuracy

[digital phoenix]

well i have no premium

[fossil nymph]

I edge to magnus clips

[verbal thunder]

relatable

[opal birch]

https://support.chess.com/article/346-contact-us

[hearty glacier]

Yeh bro f israel

[opal birch]

thank me later

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/ufc287-ufc-alex-pereira-israel-israel-adesanya-gif-2017300918605721931

[opal birch]

yes

El Cheesy

[minor owl]

Did u check it out

Dude its so cold in my house I can't study at my table for more than 30 minutes I start shivering

Idk wut to do

[opal birch]

lol do you not have a wardrobe?

is it your first winter?

no heating fair enough but more clothing?

[minor owl]

Yes it's my first winter this cold I just shifted

[alpine creek]

no

[opal birch]

yeah put on more clothes or do what i do

and just take cold showers

[minor owl]

Wtf

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/adesanya-pereira-ufc-pereira-adesanya-pereira-adesanya3-gif-27619230

[verbal thunder]

👉 🚪

[minor owl]

Bro I'll die

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/swimming-in-ice-challenge-frozen-water-taking-a-dip-stunt-gif-16016876

[minor owl]

Cold showers aren't actually all that good tho I heard

[verbal thunder]

i hate players over 2k elo man

[opal birch]

you build resilence, and that "unbearable" cold feels like nothing

[opal birch]

they are

they def improved my life

[minor owl]

How so

[digital phoenix]

nice little 20.0

[opal birch]

do i have to write a list of benefits for you

just trust my word

[minor owl]

Major points of difference u saw

[warped portal]

It lose benefits after 6 months

[grim edge]

who wants 1v1

[opal birch]

yeah because of shock, but even so it still at least retains some it's major benefits

[minor owl]

U know how when it's cold like steam comes out ur mouth

[opal birch]

yes

[minor owl]

It's that cold inside my house dawg

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/swimming-in-ice-challenge-frozen-water-taking-a-dip-stunt-gif-16016876

[minor owl]

💀

[warped portal]

I stopped noticing them

[minor owl]

As far as I heard it's only negative talk bout it

[opal birch]

yeah obviously when you been doing it for a long time

[minor owl]

One of my friends did it for like 1 year and didn't see any benefits

[warped portal]

U feel rly great first 3 hrs after doing it but no long term effects

[minor owl]

And when he bathed with warm water after all that time he said jr was like heaven

[opal birch]

you don't stop going to the gym because you don't receive the beginner easy gains anymore do you

[drowsy crest]

Alex

el cheesy is banned from uproaria

[minor owl]

Bro jim is different 🐖

[warped portal]

Gym is different

[drowsy crest]

do you wish to break the rules

[minor owl]

NOOO

[drowsy crest]

by socialising with him

[warm spindle]

Placebo

[warped portal]

Nooo

Sry boss

[minor owl]

Dude cmon we were homies

[opal birch]

it's not placebo bro

[drowsy crest]

cool

[warm spindle]

[drowsy crest]

jk jk

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shower-xd-cat-xd-sad-cat-gif-27478302

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/riczus-gif-13315984002290673339

[minor owl]

She is undersge ur banned from uprarious

[opal birch]

horny

[weak cairn]

i do NOT regret leaving after reading this

[drowsy crest]

I am the leader

chat its a joke

[minor owl]

So u can break the rules such a sham

[drowsy crest]

I am loyal to my 18 gfs

[minor owl]

U took my homeboy from me

[turbid terrace]

Imma remove that

[weak cairn]

18 girlfriends is crazy. all i need is myself

[drowsy crest]

alright there

[drowsy crest]

redemption of the sigma

[warm spindle]

Leader of the children in the server is insane my gut

[drowsy crest]

indeed

[normal idol]

.

[warm spindle]

Guy*

[drowsy crest]

wanna join?

[weak cairn]

once my beard is grown i don't think any man can compete with me

[warm spindle]

I don't do organizations pal.

[minor owl]

I am a member of blunder gang

[warm spindle]

I could tell

[minor owl]

😎

[drowsy crest]

no one will find out

[warm spindle]

Thats like a fish saying "I am a sea animal"

[normal idol]

How can i select a language

[warm spindle]

It doesn't have to do with others but thanks for the invitation.

[minor owl]

I take that as a compliment cuz fish don't speak so that has to be a exceptional fish

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-blunder-falling-falling-from-chair-world-rapid-blitz-gif-24317443

[normal idol]

.

[weak cairn]

i could turn a straight man gay

[slow aspen]

im the best

[opal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-are-you-a-discord-mod-gif-20512318

[drowsy crest]

you wont find out

[minor owl]

Do it

[weak cairn]

im so fine 🤤

[keen parrot]

literally me

[wispy flare]

Anyone want to play? I'm 1000 rated

[drowsy crest]

you are the reason lesbians exist

[opal birch]

brah my gifs are taking so long to load

[sand crater]

you are now breathing manually

[warped portal]

Real

[digital phoenix]

delusional

[warm spindle]

Silly goose. I always find out.

[weak cairn]

haters in the chat. they wish they looked like me

[opal birch]

spend a hour of my life on this server i will be sleeping now

[warm spindle]

No thanks

[digital phoenix]

send a pic

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-jones-ufc-jon-bones-jones-eyebrow-raise-oh-really-gif-26270291

[drowsy crest]

wanna try

[weak cairn]

woah asking a minor for a pic is crazy.

[digital phoenix]

do u assume everyone here is above 18

[warm spindle]

No.

[normal idol]

How xan i select a language in my roles ?

[weak cairn]

nope

[warm spindle]

Try typing 465

[opal birch]

@minor owl i will be pinging you randomly at 9/1/24, 7:34 Eastern European Time

[normal idol]

I am serious

[warm spindle]

Try it.

[keen parrot]

as long as it aint nsfw what's da hol up

[weak cairn]

can't send a picture. i'm too handsome don't know what you guys will do with it 😨

[keen parrot]

send da video

[warm spindle]

Thanks.

In other new, this server is English only.

[digital phoenix]

no hablo ingles

[warm spindle]

They're uninclusive like that.

[warped portal]

Hermesto meranos

[warm spindle]

See this is where we say "!eng" and the feds come and get us.@normal idol

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[digital phoenix]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[alpine creek]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[digital phoenix]

!eng

[cosmic torrent]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[warped portal]

Le pure a salamencia

[alpine creek]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[alpine creek]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[cosmic torrent]

!eng

[normal idol]

Ya un fr ici ?

[cosmic torrent]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[digital phoenix]

literally bro

[rocky vale]

@digital phoenix I just held with black against a 1600

[cosmic torrent]

lmfao 💀

[digital phoenix]

holding is one thing winning is another

[rocky vale]

It was a rook and bishop vs queen endgame

Try winning that

[warm spindle]

I could

[digital phoenix]

u had rook bishop?

[rocky vale]

Yes

[fossil nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/bomboclat-lightning-bomboclat-gif-4446692519287829585

[digital phoenix]

then good

[rocky vale]

[digital phoenix]

id screw that up

[cosmic torrent]

Queen better than rook bishop

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-hard-run-workout-do-you-running-gif-17251391

[rocky vale]

No shit

[warm spindle]

I'm better

[rocky vale]

[cosmic torrent]

[cosmic torrent]

[fossil nymph]

It’s ez to beat Magnus

[obsidian pulsar]

magni

[fossil nymph]

Show up to the tournament with a glock and force him to resign

[rocky vale]

Good idea!

[fossil nymph]

100% winrate

[obsidian pulsar]

Never thought of that

[rocky vale]

But last time I did that he pulled out a AK-47

[fossil nymph]

If he plays the ak47 then pull down your pants

Counter gambit

[obsidian pulsar]

Instead of a glock use plastic explosives and place them around the building

[rocky vale]

But I'd die too

[obsidian pulsar]

Thats one of the cons to it

Well time to play puzzles

[drowsy crypt]

Skill issue

[severe oxide]

you also have done the connection glitch

[obsidian pulsar]

huh?

[pale arrow]

who plays clash of clans here

[hushed geode]

how do i learn a opening?

[obsidian pulsar]

[hushed geode]

i only know the basic italian game
but it sucks im getting destroyed😂

[obsidian pulsar]

What's your elo

[hushed geode]

500

used to be 700

but stopped playing for like a year

[obsidian pulsar]

Well what openings do you know

[hushed geode]

basic italian

[acoustic mason]

What about black?

[hushed geode]

nothing

i always lose as black

[obsidian pulsar]

...

[hushed geode]

i do italian aswell for black

[obsidian pulsar]

bruh

[grim edge]

well if you can't play as black play french defense

for me it's works

[obsidian pulsar]

scandinavian

[hushed geode]

i tried learning caro kann but the guides are just confusing

[acoustic mason]

I was about to object to that but tbh at 500... yeah 😅

[kind geyser]

What is your Elo

[hushed geode]

500

[grim edge]

on chess.com or real life

[severe oxide]

caro is ass

[grim edge]

You shouldnt be studying openings just practice development and not blundering

[warped portal]

Hate when the chat starts talking about chess

Its so random

[grim edge]

agree walrus

[weak cairn]

i hate you

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/yoru-plxto-xhouls-vinto-discord-gif-10159847829461245415

[weak cairn]

actually why talk about chess when we can talk about how amazing i am

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-wolf-sigma-male-gif-26562640

[shut helm]

<@&745328830649991179> theres a kid in vc repeatidely saying the n-word and probably cheating too

[severe oxide]

average chess.com vc

[shut helm]

admitted to smurfing at least

[grim edge]

nig-

[warped portal]

He is black so its okay

[acoustic mason]

Is there any way I can improve mental move calculations? I've noticed I do a lot better in daily where I can visually play out my plan before committing to it. But when I play rapid I struggle to visualise the board further than 1-2 moves. (I play on mobile so arrows aren't an option)

[novel moat]

arrows bad

[severe oxide]

probs wanna delete that since n word baiting is muteable

[fleet ledge]

any mods? @fading hazel is just saying the n word over and over in vc

[severe oxide]

there is a mod in vc

[acoustic mason]

You can just mute him on your end if it's getting annoying

[fleet ledge]

there is

all g

[warped portal]

U tryna set my boy up

[astral gate]

ayyyy finally broke the 1200 barrier

wow my discord role updated instantly too, nice

[warm spindle]

Dm @fleet ledge for vc perms

[grim edge]

my fortune teller told me that this year i will beat a mammal in chess five times in a row

[warm spindle]

It's your dog

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

i call him walrus not a dog @warped portal

[warm spindle]

water.

[novel moat]

bast play

[stuck kestrel]

think harder

[acoustic mason]

Oh yeah, thanks that helped

[warped portal]

Only last 2 count and i got hit in the head couple times that day so they dont count either

[grim edge]

baby dont hurt me

said by david guetta

anne-marie

[upbeat viper]

owo

[novel moat]

bast play

[upbeat viper]

Nah

[novel moat]

[stuck kestrel]

what is love

[upbeat viper]

I'm listening to vc in silence

Also I'm dead tired

[novel moat]

so am I but its boring

[grim edge]

chess is love love is chess

[stuck kestrel]

Chess is trash

[grim edge]

play me unrated 5 minute

:<

[upbeat viper]

If only the kid could say he is u13

[novel moat]

alright

[upbeat viper]

That'd make it simpler :')

[grim edge]

dahliaxchess

[iron barn]

why would u even cheat

[stuck kestrel]

because he is a loser

[iron barn]

like u know ur not the one making the good moves

[novel moat]

i sent challenge

[warped portal]

Uncle ted

[grim edge]

hans niemann gambit

[upbeat viper]

Funny how a 800 is currently saying he will be able to teach endgames

@novel moat

[novel moat]

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[boreal cosmos]

800 has no idea what an endgame is

[stuck kestrel]

neither do u

[upbeat viper]

Won't be that mean

[acoustic mason]

Surprised mods don't use alts to monitor the VCs in times like these 😅 I can imagine most people would pipe down when a mod joins to avoid getting caught

[stuck kestrel]

i support the 800

i would learn from him

[novel moat]

they can't even reach that portion of the game

[upbeat viper]

It takes time

[severe oxide]

stuff gets wild quite often

[upbeat viper]

We can't be everywhere

[severe oxide]

hi

[boreal cosmos]

yea right

[acoustic mason]

Oh I meant to pop in and listen, not 24/7 monitoring obviously

[stuck kestrel]

They arent that dedicated

its a chess server, you dont need undercover law enforcement

[severe oxide]

there was once a dude who admitted to being a p3do in the vcs

pretty sure he still goes in there sometimes

[stuck kestrel]

cool

[upbeat viper]

Alting sadly exists

[stuck kestrel]

ip ban

[severe oxide]

still on the same account

he did not get banned

[upbeat viper]

Oh well

Lack of evidence then

[stuck kestrel]

in gotham chess server the mods said they were working on a bot to prevent alts using vpns

idk if they were lying though

[upbeat viper]

Thing is, the best way to monitor would be to have people recording when someone starts saying weird stuff

[random drum]

Mann look at his smile 🥹

[stuck kestrel]

smash

[acoustic mason]

Still won't stop people who simply just have dynamic ip

[upbeat viper]

Btw we do have alts

Some

[warped portal]

Yo man how many times u need to get muted to get banned

[proven sapphire]

im gonna cream

[honest drift]

Yeah i have 699 alts( dont mute me for this again)

[stuck kestrel]

audi is better

[proven sapphire]

false

[upbeat viper]

Once you get a 1 week TO you're prone to get a lockout

But you can get a lockout faster

[acoustic mason]

[grim edge]

gg

[stuck kestrel]

audi a6 🥰

[novel moat]

gg

[grim edge]

omg

[proven sapphire]

audi tt

its the mini r8 😭

[upbeat viper]

It depends on severity

[stuck kestrel]

bmw m3 🥰

[proven sapphire]

bmw m4 ☠️

[primal fern]

bro why was maciej locked out?

[grim edge]

i think chess.com is just generous. said, i play like a 1450

[stuck kestrel]

bmw i8 🥺

[novel moat]

@grim edge you were doing fine until you hung the pawn and then the fork

[proven sapphire]

gae

[acoustic mason]

robin reliant

[stuck kestrel]

bugatti bolide 🥶

[upbeat viper]

Why are you bullying her

[visual garnet]

please use frank as your pfp

[upbeat viper]

Nsfw

[grim edge]

reviewing it now

[primal fern]

dang

[novel moat]

I wouldn't bully anyone

[stuck kestrel]

wait what why is bro locked out

[stuck kestrel]

wdym

[warped portal]

Lets play mfs

[primal fern]

read the chat....bast just said

[upbeat viper]

I won't be explicit

[proven sapphire]

sure

[upbeat viper]

[severe oxide]

the reason behind that meme

is nfsw

[warped portal]

Add b1ngchilling

[stuck kestrel]

bro its not even that bad

[proven sapphire]

whats ur elo?

[upbeat viper]

Last TO was a 1week TO

[severe oxide]

it’s pretty bad tbh

[open pumice]

ayooo

[upbeat viper]

Thus lockout

[stuck kestrel]

ur worse yet ur still here

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-thousand-yard-stare-stare-tiktok-wtf-gif-12206044702998985154

[open pumice]

not more than me, dww

[primal fern]

!welcome

[open pumice]

thaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnksssssssssss🥹

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[proven sapphire]

800 elo and u play 96?

[primal fern]

hey Amy plz connect your account when you get a chance! Lol

[stuck kestrel]

!welcome

why isnt it working

[warped portal]

Thats not me

[open pumice]

kk kkk 😄

[proven sapphire]

u sure?

[worn ice]

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[open pumice]

😄 hey duckie

[random mirage]

I can't explain
I got a feeling that I just
I can't erase

[stuck kestrel]

why is the welcome command not working

[warped portal]

bingch1ling

[primal fern]

you too plz connect ur account

[stuck kestrel]

hello

[weak stratus]

i got banned from lichess sed

[acoustic mason]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[random mirage]

I can't explain
I got a feeling that I just
I can't erase

[novel moat]

[weak stratus]

the discord not the app

[stuck kestrel]

good. i hope you get banned from here too

[proven sapphire]

oh, 500?

[primal fern]

what's ur chess.com username?

[weak stratus]

ok😆

[weak stratus]

🐈

[upbeat viper]

No need to be a meanie

[novel moat]

bast have you slept

[stuck kestrel]

no

[upbeat viper]

Nop

[stuck kestrel]

i will be a meanie

[novel moat]

[upbeat viper]

I shall sleep in a few hours

[weak stratus]

who is that

[upbeat viper]

Maybe

[grim edge]

gn

[open pumice]

gn dudeee

[upbeat viper]

Or later, trying to get the normal sleeping schedule back

[novel moat]

robert hess

[upbeat viper]

I'll see

[weak stratus]

ok cool

[upbeat viper]

Rn I'm just braindead

[severe oxide]

isn’t that just all the time?