💬〡general-off-topic

[iron glade]

Classic.

[digital phoenix]

i play van geet and alekhine

[upbeat viper]

Las

[digital phoenix]

and i deviate off opening theory as soon as i can

[upbeat viper]

what's the most annoying line against the alekhine for you ?

[digital phoenix]

4 pawns prob

[iron glade]

Ruy Lopez/Italian

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bIrr1.gif

[twin moon]

Ruy lopez just wants to be the Sicilian

[iron glade]

I gtg bye

[twin moon]

Have a good day

[digital phoenix]

the main character is gone

[full heart]

yo guys i got a question

[twin moon]

Que pasa

[full heart]

How do you stream? U've been on this site for a bit, but im comfused on how to tsreamon this disocrd site

[twin moon]

So what do you use

[full heart]

uh

[twin moon]

Mobile or PC?

[full heart]

PC

[twin moon]

Or Atari?

[twin moon]

Yea so just hop in a call and select the screen share button or whatever it’s called

[digital phoenix]

like share screen?

[full heart]

yea, i've done that

[twin moon]

Then stream, just make sure to close your tabs

[full heart]

but it says "unable to stream"

[digital phoenix]

!trusted @full heart

[stable jungle]

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[twin moon]

Maybe you need trusted?

[digital phoenix]

for this server u need that role

[full heart]

o\

[twin moon]

Ok yep there it is

[full heart]

ty lol

[twin moon]

So you just need to talk on 5 different days and just wait

[twin moon]

Np, have a good day 👍

[brittle cosmos]

Where’s my double booster role 😢

[twin moon]

It’s the heart

Oh wait mb

[upbeat viper]

there

[brittle cosmos]

Thanks bast

[full heart]

https://tenor.com/view/starwarsday-gif-5413754

me on mondays:

[digital phoenix]

its wednesday

[full heart]

im just saying on mondays im like that-

[digital phoenix]

its wednesday

[full heart]

bro, I know

https://tenor.com/view/cat-typing-work-intense-gif-17818584783051717451

[digital phoenix]

its wednesday

[full heart]

its friday

[digital phoenix]

its wednesday

[full heart]

its welcome

https://tenor.com/view/thoust-knows-not-thy-craft-chess-funny-meme-harry-potter-gif-18375133615383217567

[grim edge]

I like turtles

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[full heart]

i love turtles

i have ful channel abt them

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-3564887

[limpid scarab]

Hi

[limpid scarab]

Pew pew bew , ahmed mohsen

[full heart]

.

hola

[grim edge]

I like kittens

[limpid scarab]

That turtle is a meme

In egypt

[full heart]

o

k

[limpid scarab]

@full heart dms

[full heart]

k

[remote bramble]

many times

[spare forum]

☠️

[minor owl]

hi chat

[spare forum]

HELLO MATE

[minor owl]

hi mate

[spare forum]

what is

[minor owl]

e -10 hotel ?

[spare forum]

yes

[minor owl]

EATIN DEEZ NUTS GAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[spare forum]

that doesnt make any sense

[minor owl]

🤣 🫵

[minor owl]

cope

[spare forum]

fym cope

[minor owl]

hi boo

[minor owl]

keep coping

[grim edge]

yo i have diamond but i cant see my coach in my game reviews

[spare forum]

what am i copin about

[minor owl]

YOO MCLOVIN

[spare forum]

hmm

[limpid scarab]

Checkmate

[minor owl]

bro is hawaian kidney donor

[spare forum]

☠️

[limpid scarab]

Bro what's that pfp

[spare forum]

i didnt even think of that

[minor owl]

we dont talk about that

[twin moon]

You’ve learnt well my son

[minor owl]

hi ben

[twin moon]

Smiling friends

[minor owl]

YAS

[spare forum]

smiling friends is heat

[minor owl]

🤙

[spare forum]

i talked to the creators of the show before lol

[minor owl]

wtf

bro has connections

isnt it like adult swim not sure

[spare forum]

nah they were just in a discord server

for a podcast

[twin moon]

Were you getting in his head

[minor owl]

he was getting head

[spare forum]

☠️

[minor owl]

typo

[spare forum]

uh huh

[twin moon]

Sure bud

[grim edge]

Too late ssed

[spare forum]

real

[grim edge]

“Eating who tell”

[flint zenith]

Yo guys, is it normal to get estimated 3000 for a 26 move game as a 2200 ?

[minor owl]

its so cold here that i breathe steam now

[minor owl]

none of what u said is normal

[flint zenith]

So I'm un normal

[twin moon]

Bro I’m getting mad dejavú rn

[minor owl]

yes

[grim edge]

**HMM GUYS THIS IS VERY I N T E R E S T I N G **

[minor owl]

deja vu on discord is insane

[twin moon]

Only difference is I wasn’t watching this the last time

[flint zenith]

Exactly what I said after I finished the game

[grim edge]

YOU MISSED THE WHOLE JOKE GOD DAMN IT

[spare forum]

i suppose

[flint zenith]

But I mean it was 13 moves opening

[twin moon]

No I mean in general, sitting on the couch, just informed a tournament director of a typo on their rating display for an upcoming tournament and chatting on discord

[spare forum]

al is the best youtuber

[minor owl]

o

[twin moon]

Fr

[minor owl]

deja vu is so weird when i was young i thought noone would relate w me

[grim edge]

The joke was about Kramnik not about the outlier game you had

[spare forum]

real

[flint zenith]

I know, that's why I said INTERESTING

[grim edge]

Oh

Never mind I’m dumb

[limpid scarab]

Haven't considered guess is a thing?

[minor owl]

what ?

[limpid scarab]

nvm

[cerulean rivet]

No one knows 😶‍🌫️

[minor owl]

no explain urself

[flint zenith]

Because I think I might be better than stockfish if I get my full potential 💀

[minor owl]

i believe

[limpid scarab]

Isnt deja vu when you dream of something that becomes true

[twin moon]

Stockfish has a glorified cheat sheet of a million + games to look and refer to when evaluating and looking ahead at moves

[limpid scarab]

Or see stuff about it

[cerulean rivet]

Does anyone here know me? 😶‍🌫️

[minor owl]

no deja vu is when u feel like u have seen what u are seeing before u rn

[limpid scarab]

No

[grim edge]

No one knows you

[cerulean rivet]

Ok👍😶‍🌫️

[flint zenith]

Yea I know, that was a joke

[cerulean rivet]

Don't know why they should 🧐👍

[twin moon]

Ik, I still find it hella interesting lmao

[minor owl]

and u feel like u have done what u just did before in exctly the same way

[twin moon]

I’m not even mad, I just like this clip

I’m saving that shit

[flint zenith]

U are acusing stockfish for cheating????

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️💀.

[twin moon]

That’s exactly what I’m doing

[grim edge]

Fair enough

[cerulean rivet]

@flint zenith your pfp does the emoji work you don't even now have to type this emoji 💀

[flint zenith]

Nuh uh, I saw him training for 10 years, u can't say that

[minor owl]

i have seen u here before but u seemed boring so i didnt converse with u

[flint zenith]

💀💀

[twin moon]

Then why do so many titled Tuesday players cheat

[cerulean rivet]

Boring 🚫 irritating

[cerulean rivet]

💀👍.

[flint zenith]

Idk why they do but they r really weird cheating for some extra dollars

[worthy mural]

someone jam rapid 🙏

[grim edge]

According to my results, when I put titled tuesday results through stockfish, 69 out of 420 results had 97% accuracy or higher. INTERESTING

[twin moon]

Fr

[flint zenith]

Maybe they do it for attention or something

[twin moon]

420, nice

[twin moon]

Also Tbf you gotta remove Hikaru and Magnus from the bunch

[cerulean rivet]

Does anyone know the cote season 3 release date?

[flint zenith]

Yea exactly, they should make a title Wednesday for them💀

[cerulean rivet]

Classroom of the elite? 😶‍🌫️

[grim edge]

Nah just for the top 10

[minor owl]

mid

[grim edge]

Titled Thursday

[twin moon]

Supposed to release this year

[flint zenith]

They should make a tournament only for gms and another one for all titles

[cerulean rivet]

It stated that it would be on 3rd January

[grim edge]

Finally, a tournament Levy can win

[minor owl]

guys what should i do my feet are cold

[twin moon]

I heard September 2023

[grim edge]

Nah all titles besides GM

[flint zenith]

Do u think I can potentially win levy until the end of this year

[flint zenith]

True

[twin moon]

Tbf there are 2500 smth GM’s, that could still fill spots

[flint zenith]

There is 900 alive

[twin moon]

Hey guys i got a question

[flint zenith]

Active*

[twin moon]

Still fills

[flint zenith]

Ye

[twin moon]

So I’ve been playing 1. f4 my entire time playing chess

[primal mirage]

good mornign

[flint zenith]

Good night

[twin moon]

Switched to 1. e4 as another option a week or two ago and I got my first open tournament coming up, should i play 1. e4 or keep my prep

[stuck kestrel]

d4

[twin moon]

Catalan, got it

[primal mirage]

why good night 💀

[flint zenith]

I think u can try e4 in ur first game if u are against someone low rated and then play ur prep

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️💀.

[flint zenith]

Because learning all e4 openings are hard

[primal mirage]

finally worts got banned

[flint zenith]

If ur opponents play c5, it's hard to memories all Sicilian line before that time

[primal mirage]

why

[twin moon]

I mean just play the open and work off intuition, I’ve done surprisingly well just doing that

I’ll probably just memorize one line of the Sicilian

[flint zenith]

Yea that works too until you get paired to high rated

[twin moon]

Then I’ll play fantasy caro kann and a3 mainline for French defense

[upbeat viper]

probably keep your prep

a3

[twin moon]

f4 it is

[primal mirage]

id keep prep

[nimble niche]

you can play closed sicilian since all the setups are similar, you just have to learn a few differences in certain positions

[primal mirage]

f4 wait 💀

whys ur prep f4

[twin moon]

Absolutely, considering I already play the French with black I know the a3 mainline is hard to play

[flint zenith]

I went to a tournament and I got paired against an NM and he played the mist side line of Sicilian and gave me 2 pawns for a bishop and I lost the game because I didn't know that side line

[twin moon]

I have about 2000 games with it

[primal mirage]

💀 id switch that prep slowly, ig play f4 dis tourney

[nimble niche]

I know a guy who came second in the state junior championship with f4

[twin moon]

Ye, it still has been working well tho

[twin moon]

Mhm, if you know what you are doing then it works fine

[nimble niche]

he's 2500 chess.com

[twin moon]

Plus the highest rated guy at the tourney is 1900 OTB which isn’t too bad

[flint zenith]

Oh 1900 is ok

[twin moon]

Yea

[primal mirage]

ye f4 is possible, its just when opponent knows what to do its hard to play

[nimble niche]

if i were to estimate that guy's fide it would be in the 1950 to 2000 range

probably

but australian fide is pretty deflated

[twin moon]

I mainly just play the Bb5 bird

[primal mirage]

ah i c

[flint zenith]

What was the highest fide rated player everyone beat here OTB

[twin moon]

Haven’t gone against FIDE yet

[nimble niche]

friendly games count or no?

[flint zenith]

In a tournament

[nimble niche]

i beat a 2000 fide in a blitz game does that count

[flint zenith]

OTB?

If it's otb yes

[nimble niche]

we were just playing a friendly game in between rounds

[flint zenith]

Oh ok, that's impressive too

I beat a 2150 in a rapid fide tournament

[twin moon]

Yknow, I think I might try the old Sicilian

Similar to the bird, so why not

[flint zenith]

Yea u will like it

[twin moon]

Ye

[primal mirage]

dayum

[twin moon]

I saw it once from Robert Ramirez

[radiant mesa]

Imagine playing chess in 2046

[mild silo]

yo

[nimble niche]

the highest rated player i beat in otb classical is a 1900 acf

[nova verge]

Yo yo yo

[nimble niche]

I've never played anyone over 2000 fide or acf in classical before

[radiant mesa]

r/nobody asked

[mild silo]

yoto

[nimble niche]

you think?

[radiant mesa]

?

[nimble niche]

ok bro

[nova verge]

Bruh 😎

[flint zenith]

I played my home country best u 14 in the national tournament and he is 2300 but I lost so bad

[merry crater]

average reddit user

[flint zenith]

It was long time ago tho

[nimble niche]

one tournament i looked at the second round pairings and saw that i got paired with an fm but then they changed the pairings because there was a mistake

[flint zenith]

I won against an fm before but it was on chess.com

[radiant mesa]

Give me Nitro😩😩

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/dinosaur-universal-studios-land-before-time-friends-gif-17866881

[flint zenith]

I only draw against fm OTB

[flint zenith]

Longer than that

[nimble niche]

what's your rating

[nova verge]

That’s what she said

[radiant mesa]

My highest win is against alpha zero

[flint zenith]

Chess.com or fide

[nimble niche]

whichever

[flint zenith]

My fide was 1800 but when I changed country to canada, I didn't play anymore so it's 0 now, my chess.com is 2100

I can't play fide in Canada because I need PR

I may be able to go to a fide tournament in this year

[flint zenith]

What about u?

[nimble niche]

chess.com 2200 and i haven't played many fide and acf tournaments

roughly 1500 fide and 1700 acf (about 1700 fide)

[flint zenith]

I don't play much at chess.com

I usually study more than playing

[twin moon]

Oh nvm I didn’t realize the old Sicilian was just Nc6

So i was thinking about the alapin aswell

[digital phoenix]

1900

[nimble niche]

why do some people treat the dutch like it's so much better than the bird's?

[digital phoenix]

a 1900 rated wim also idk why so low rated

[nimble niche]

isn't it the same thing but losing a tempo?

[twin moon]

Just been played more, and black has fewer options so naturally it’s seen better

[flint zenith]

1900 WIM? was she old?

[twin moon]

Unlike white who has e4 d4 c4 and other kinds of moves

[digital phoenix]

uh wait let me search

[nimble niche]

you can win titles from tournaments so maybe she won it from a national championship

[mild silo]

lol

[nimble niche]

you still need a fide rating of whatever the original requirement was minus 200 though

[digital phoenix]

she is 23

[flint zenith]

Oh maybe

[flint zenith]

So she needed 2000

She was probably 2000 and had some bad games maybe

[digital phoenix]

shes 2k standard yeah 1893 rapid

[nimble niche]

she only needed to reach 2000, she didn't need to stay there

[digital phoenix]

i beat her in rapid

[flint zenith]

Oh wow nice

My rapid is really bad

[nimble niche]

I beat a 1900 acf in classical

[mild silo]

lol nobody asked

[flint zenith]

My rapid is like 1600 fide

[nimble niche]

one of the top seeds saw the game and they knew my opponent and they were a coach so now my name is known

[flint zenith]

I asked

[mild silo]

1 vs 100

[flint zenith]

??

[hasty trail]

@flint zenithwanna play

[visual garnet]

i am getting really good at blitz now

[nimble niche]

lil bro projecting insecurities in a chess server again

[digital phoenix]

the real question is what was the lowest fide rating u guys lost to

[hasty trail]

welcome

[flint zenith]

Not rn, I'm studying opening

[hasty trail]

wait ur mod now welcome

[flint zenith]

But we can play later if u want

[visual garnet]

which opening

[surreal geyser]

bro is racist

[hasty trail]

ye sure

[twin moon]

Hey I got a question

[flint zenith]

Sicilian

[twin moon]

Is the alapin aight

[visual garnet]

okay

[flint zenith]

Depends what color u wanna play it as

[nimble niche]

what do you play against Qa5?

[twin moon]

White

[flint zenith]

White?

[digital phoenix]

real

[twin moon]

I don’t know too much theory, I was also thinking about the delayed alapin with e4 Nf3 then c3

[digital phoenix]

i have more power than mod

[flint zenith]

I play alapin in my bullet games

It's good for speed chess

[twin moon]

So it’s playable, got it

[flint zenith]

Yes It's more tactics than theory

[visual garnet]

ang lakas ng loob mong magsalita ng ganyan

[twin moon]

Tagalog I assume?

[flint zenith]

I can send u a picture of main lines if u want but I can't send it here

[twin moon]

Or some form of Philippine?

Filipino*

[visual garnet]

yes

[twin moon]

Yea sure

[nimble niche]

delayed alapin can get you some uncomfortable positions if your opponent decides to not accept your gambit

[surreal geyser]

Brawl tara chess

[nimble niche]

although delayed alapin is easy to learn

[twin moon]

Ah I see I see, I don’t know enough tagalog to translate mb lmao

[twin moon]

Gambit?

[visual garnet]

ok

[visual garnet]

?

[visual garnet]

in brawl stars?

or chess?

[surreal geyser]

anything

dota 2?

[nimble niche]

e4 c5 Nf3 d6 c3 Nf6 Be2 Nc6 d4 cxd4 cxd4 Nxe4

[visual garnet]

i cant play brawl now

[worn musk]

what is the best opening for white?

[nimble niche]

wayward queen

[twin moon]

Then d5

Be2 looks bad tho

[nimble niche]

Qa5 Nc3 Nxc3 bxc3 Ne5 O-O

[echo kestrel]

[nimble niche]

Be2 is the main line I'm pretty sure

[twin moon]

Engine suggests d4 instead of Be2

[nimble niche]

straight up giving up e4?

[visual garnet]

IBMG is the best Gambit of gambits

[surreal geyser]

do you guys skip day leg?

[hasty trail]

no

DOG

[visual garnet]

i dont get it why is it brilliant

[rocky vale]

Funny thing is that capturing the queen is probably not the best move

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[echo kestrel]

It's genius

[hasty trail]

wanna play?

[visual garnet]

why?

[acoustic mason]

Does anyone here know if Daily (the mod) tends to go easy on lower elo players? I think I'm winning my current game with them and I can't tell if I'm playing well or just had some soft balls thrown at me 😅 they're double my elo I don't think I should be doing as well as I am

[echo kestrel]

This is why you're 1400

[rocky vale]

What did I tell you smh

[echo kestrel]

No, you're just cheating

[hasty trail]

oh ye sorry ur paying proffesonal

[daring loom]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/95880134958?tab=review&move=9 another case of "NEVER RESIGN" over here

[worn ice]

CanerSaltan (605) vs. Nikolas_Windows7 (672)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. Qf3 Nd4 5. Qd3 Nxb5 6. Qxb5 Nxe4 7. Qxe5+ Qe7 8. Nf3 Ng5 9. O-O Qxe5 10. Nxe5 Bd6 11. Nc4 O-O 12. Re1 Bc5 13. d4 Bxd4 14. Bxg5 d5 15. c3 dxc4 16. cxd4 Bf5 17. Nd2 Rae8 18. Be7 c3 19. bxc3 Rxe7 20. Rxe7 g5 21. Rae1 h5 22. Re8 Rxe8 23. Rxe8+ Kg7 24. Nf3 g4 25. Ne5 h4 26. g3 hxg3 27. hxg3 c5 28. d5 f6 29. Re7+ Kf8 30. Ng6+ Bxg6 31. Rxb7 Be4 32. Rb8+ Ke7 33. c4 Bxd5 34. cxd5 c4 35. Rb7+ Kd6 36. Rxa7 Kxd5 37. Ra5+ Kd4 38. Ra4 Kd3 39. Kg2 c3 40. f3 gxf3+ 41. Kxf3 c2 42. Ra3+ Kd2 43. Ra6 c1=Q 44. Rd6+ Ke1 45. Re6+ Kf1 46. Rxf6 Qd1+ 47. Ke4+ Kg2 48. Rf3 Qxf3+ 49. Kd4 Qxg3 50. a4 Qf4+ 51. Kc5 Qxa4 

[visual garnet]

i am asking a question, you are such a doofus, i never told i am 2000

[echo kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[acoustic mason]

If I was, I would be pretty dumb to highlight that...

[nimble niche]

black usually plays Nf6 instead of Nc6

[echo kestrel]

LOL you're a 600. At 2000 elo, you resign

[twin moon]

Yea, that was just the line he gave me

[visual garnet]

this man over here thinks he is the best in the world, but you are nothing but a doofus

[flint fox]

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minesweeper

[acoustic mason]

I have auto reveal spoilers enabled

[echo kestrel]

Bud rating check

[rocky vale]

BOOM

[visual garnet]

just because you started playing chess, doesnt mean that you are smarter

[hasty trail]

@visual garnetwanna play braw

[visual garnet]

chess might be the one thing that you might be better at

[echo kestrel]

Alr IQ check then

[visual garnet]

i know how to code

[hasty trail]

nvm braw

[echo kestrel]

Doesn't mean you're smart. What's your overall IQ?

[visual garnet]

i cant come now

[visual garnet]

there is no actual IQ testing apps

[echo kestrel]

So you're saying IQ is fake? Yeah you're really smart

[acoustic mason]

Damn, that's crazy. Almost as if intelligence is a wide spectrum that can't be generalised and people can be smart in completely different fields

[echo kestrel]

Go make one with your coding ability

[surreal geyser]

everybody has the same iq its just because you cant do it like studying or stuff because your too lazyyyyyyy like bored and doesnt uave achivements

[flint fox]

isn't that actually what intelligence is

[grim edge]

aaajdaijdiajidjasidjsadiasjdajdi @grim edge uwu

[echo kestrel]

It's literally not a spectrum. It is proven that some people are literally smarter than others

[acoustic mason]

True intelligence is knowing that you are dumb

[visual garnet]

The reality is that IQ results are usually fairly accurate. The psychologist conducting the test ensures this by making sure they don't just look at the test score in isolation. If they're working with a child, for example, they might take into account other factors.8 Feb 2021

[surreal geyser]

who play genshin here?

[flint fox]

nuh uh

[surreal geyser]

i need help

[echo kestrel]

It is literally proven that Albert Einstein is smarter than this guy

[flint fox]

I USED THE WRONG REACTION

[desert nimbus]

gm loses an unlosable endgame 💀

[echo kestrel]

You wrote that on Feburary 8th 2021?

[warm spindle]

0other way around probably

[visual garnet]

i copy pasted it from google as a proof

[nimble niche]

one time i swindled a game after giving up a bishop for a tactic that didn't work and still won 🥱

[echo kestrel]

Wow so you don't even use your own words. How amazing

[nimble niche]

how did i do it? i just kept starting conversations in chat

[echo kestrel]

Ahh that's nothing. My opponent has literally resigned because he thought it was mate in 1 when it literally obviously wasn't

[rocky vale]

Nah, he's dead

[fallen arrow]

Guys calm down

[visual garnet]

yeah, you are a doofus, so obviously you wont believe what i say

[acoustic mason]

IQ score is literally just a prediction of what your average grades would be on a western education system. That was why it was created in the first place. Intelligence spans much more than that

[flint fox]

M2?

[nimble niche]

my opponent once swindled a game against me down two rooks before

[visual garnet]

and i can identify more than 100 flags

[echo kestrel]

Oh yeah I also had 5 seconds left

[fallen arrow]

Finally someone who knows what they are talking abt

[visual garnet]

yeah

[echo kestrel]

So you think IQ is a western world thing?

[flint fox]

wait he fr said that?

[fallen arrow]

Agreed

[echo kestrel]

So you're not even gonna try? Sad

[surreal geyser]

FACT - everyhuman has the same iq , except if they got brain damage

[echo kestrel]

LOL so can I. I'm literally rated 854 in Geoguessr

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/98006991697?tab=review I love torturing opponents in endgames like that

[worn ice]

bastouraa (2061) vs. garimir (2026)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. c3 e6 3. d4 d5 4. exd5 exd5 5. Bb5+ Nc6 6. Nf3 Bd6 7. dxc5 Bxc5 8. O-O Ne7 9. Nbd2 O-O 10. Nb3 Bb6 11. Re1 Bg4 12. Bf4 h6 13. Qd3 a6 14. Ba4 Bxf2+ 15. Kxf2 b5 16. Bxb5 axb5 17. Qxb5 Rc8 18. Nfd4 Na7 19. Qd3 Ng6 20. Bg3 Qd7 21. Kg1 Rfe8 22. h3 Bh5 23. Bf2 Ne7 24. Re3 Bg6 25. Qd2 Nec6 26. Rae1 Nxd4 27. Rxe8+ Rxe8 28. Rxe8+ Qxe8 29. Bxd4 Nc6 30. Bf2 Qe4 31. Nd4 Ne5 32. Qe1 Nd3 33. Qxe4 Bxe4 34. b4 Nc1 35. a4 Na2 36. Be1 Bd3 37. Bd2 Kf8 38. Kf2 Ke8 39. a5 Kd7 40. Ke1 Kc7 41. Kd1 Kb7 42. Be1 Bf1 43. Kc2 Ka6 44. Bd2 g6 45. Kb2 Bc4 46. g3 h5 47. h4 Kb7 48. Ka3 Ka6 49. Nc2 Kb5 50. Ne3 

[surreal geyser]

BRO IS RACIST

[acoustic mason]

It was literally a statistical analysis system designed for the western education system. I'm not making an analogy that's what it's original purpose was.

[nimble niche]

only 100?

[digital phoenix]

is there something wrong with racing cars smth

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[fallen arrow]

Guys just calm down this is a chess talk channel not an IQ-debate server

[visual garnet]

i tried, but thats when you started to boast, but just telling you'll never achieve anything related to chess

[grim edge]

isnt this winning

[nimble niche]

recognising flags is the most useless shit ever yet i somehow know them

[rocky vale]

Damn bro

[echo kestrel]

That doesn't mean it's not valid

[flint fox]

nah this is general there's #💬〡chess-talk

[visual garnet]

tell that to doofus man @echo kestrel

[surreal geyser]

dog water

[desert nimbus]

it is

[grim edge]

then why is eval bar equal

[desert nimbus]

+2

[echo kestrel]

Well then you gotta fight back bud. Don't let me win this argument. My online argument win rate is less than 1%

[fallen arrow]

That means its valid for academic intelligence not general intelligence

[grim edge]

oh nvm IM BLIND

[echo kestrel]

(Not even kidding)

[flint fox]

wtf with the ping

[visual garnet]

it was an accidental one, my bad

[echo kestrel]

LOL I literally dropped out of school and I still have an insanely high IQ

[grim edge]

anyway it should be more than +2 though no? i can see a mate in like within 40 moves

[surreal geyser]

can you still do math?

[visual garnet]

oh my you are so dumb

[flint fox]

blawg is not hikaru

[acoustic mason]

Outside of the context of a western school system, yes it does.

[fallen arrow]

Dropping out of school can have many causes not just being stupid

[surreal geyser]

FACT

[flint fox]

idk i just dont wanna drop out cause i wanna go somewhere else aside from homw

[warm spindle]

@fallen arrow i think this guy likes math

i like math too 🙂

[visual garnet]

and where did you take the IQ test?

[stuck kestrel]

in his dreams

[fallen arrow]

Makes sense, but some ppl dont like it at school at all

[stuck kestrel]

he saw a revelation

[visual garnet]

[acoustic mason]

It isn't you literal grades. It's a prediction of what you grades would have been. Someone with the same iq as you would likely get the same grades (specifically in a western school)

[grim edge]

No you dont

u take the rook and then run ur king to c7/c8 making sure u dont stalemate and get ur bishop out the way so he has to play b6/b5 then u take (or en passant) then promote queen and mate @desert nimbus

[flint fox]

I thought there were no actual iq tests

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[flint fox]

wtf do you want

[desert nimbus]

Yes

[fallen arrow]

I do

[visual garnet]

and i am trying to prove that

[grim edge]

yes

[warm spindle]

i like math too 🙂

[desert nimbus]

If you donot do that it's adraw

[flint fox]

but why'd u also say iq tests are actually accurate

[grim edge]

yeah

[surreal geyser]

1 + 1 = ?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-bye-ok-bye-bye-ok-girl-bye-gif-18696870

[warm spindle]

no idea

[visual garnet]

it was a question, look at the question mark

[warm spindle]

im not einstein

[fallen arrow]

It is a hard one ill be honest

[flint fox]

There's no "?" in there

[fallen arrow]

Guys chill

[flint fox]

IT'S 72!!1!

[acoustic mason]

Uhh actually that's arithmetic, not math

[warm spindle]

some are but you also have to know that iq is defnined and measured differently

[surreal geyser]

there are 3 possibility to answer on (1 + 1 ) there is 2 , there is 11 there is 0

[warm spindle]

what about 1

[acoustic mason]

10

[surreal geyser]

no i dont what?

[warm spindle]

because one rain drop plus anoher rain drop equals one rain drop

[fallen arrow]

Isn't arithmetic a basic type of math?

[surreal geyser]

the most basic lol

[acoustic mason]

I'm good at math but completely ass at arithmetic so I personally see them as seperate

[surreal geyser]

then your stuck at that level

[warm spindle]

no

[digital phoenix]

1+1

[fallen arrow]

Yeah i know a lot of ppl who have that

[acoustic mason]

Arithmetic is a skill we don't need in the modern day because math is almost always done with a calculator now anyway

[crisp sleet]

is there any resources here for learning chess ?

[warm spindle]

3 page long definite integral vs subtraction

[surreal geyser]

yeah but in order to that they need to code it first and coding needs math

[rose musk]

funnily enough when you stufy maths at uni you never need to calculate anything anyway and you also don't need a calculator

[surreal geyser]

bro brain is blind

[fallen arrow]

I usually inmprove through practice but you can also read books or do chess.com lessons

[crisp sleet]

already done there

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> pixticchess

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Rapid: 303 (587 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 235

[acoustic mason]

Coding doesn't need arithmetic. That's my point

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[warm spindle]

it does

[visual garnet]

yeah thats why you didnt leave

[digital phoenix]

team player

[warm spindle]

iterating through a for loop requires arithmetic

any loop in general

[fallen arrow]

I gtg mice chatting with u

Nice*

[acoustic mason]

I meant mental arithmetic. The computer does it for you... That's the whole point of using a computer. If you are coding and doing mental arithmetic you aren't coding efficiently

[warm spindle]

also not true

[digital arrow]

my games and performances are quite random if i must say.hence why i am stagnating so much in general

[fallen arrow]

Yeah but some things are just faster in ur head then typing them in a calculator

[crisp sleet]

I'm a 1.2k rating player and I'm researching if there are discords who offer free resources such as compilation of videos from high rating players. anyone have this type of discords?

[warm spindle]

yeah the computer would do the computational arithemtic for you, but you never know when you have to keep track of things ioin your head so you can put them down

[acoustic mason]

It's in the name... Computer. Computers compute things...

[warm spindle]

non sequitur

[acoustic mason]

I mean yeah, you could do things mentally. My point is that it isn't essential. Can't add 2 numbers to work out how long you should loop for? Damn, if only you had a computer handy to work that out

[warm spindle]

it is essential

you dont know what youre talking about

you have to think about what you're doing before you put it out

before the computer does it for you

[grim edge]

@SEVEREMOD spamming

[acoustic mason]

I literally have a computer science degree and don't know my multiplication tables. It's not essential.

[warm spindle]

unless youre a prompt engineer then thats not really coding

[warm spindle]

that doesnt mean anything

you just dont realise when you use arithmetic

[upbeat viper]

please

#👾〡stem exists

[acoustic mason]

You're claiming it's essential, so how did I graduate if that's the case?

[warm spindle]

the average person uses arithmetic daily subconsiously or not, its essential

[grim edge]

omg hi bast. i woke up and will sleep again

[acoustic mason]

I think we're just arguing semantics now tbh so I'll concede

[upbeat viper]

yo

[warm spindle]

i wont believe that through your entire degree you never added one thing to another in your head

its not even semantics, arithmetic is well defined, maybe you just dont know that

[rose musk]

you don't need to do that to graduate, actually.

at least that's the case if u stufy maths

[acoustic mason]

Yeah my bad, simple addition yeah. I mostly meant the less basic forms of arithmetic

[rose musk]

simply because you never actually have numbers but variables and you don't need to calculate anything

[acoustic mason]

Like adding 4 digit numbers for example. Most programmers are lazy and likely won't bother doing that in their head

[warm spindle]

we get youre a math major that adds absolutely nothing to the conversation though

[warm spindle]

yeah, its hard

[acoustic mason]

I didn't realise you meant literally stuff like 1+1

[warm spindle]

when you say arithmetic i assume everything that falls under it

[rose musk]

also, IT students at uni use the same class as math students for linear algebra and analytic geometry, and in that class you also never need to actually calculate (and no calculator needed too, obviously)

[warm spindle]

so ya

[acoustic mason]

I meant arithmetic more advanced than counting fingers

[warm spindle]

Wrong because linear combinations are literally a foundation for linear algebra

[warm spindle]

something like

Number systems?

[rose musk]

nothing wrong XD you don't calculate in those classes. You always only have variables

[acoustic mason]

So for example 13+5 is something you can do in your head. But if you're programming and those numbers are used, they should be in variables anyway so you shouldn't have to work it out yourself. That's the kind of thing I meant. But like incrementing by 1 in a loop, yes

[radiant mesa]

What is this matrices

[warm spindle]

its

[rose musk]

this is not what you are taught at uni. at uni there are exclusively variables, so no numbers except for in front of a variable

[warm spindle]

an augmented matrix for making the system easier on the eyes

[rose musk]

and you don't ever need to calculate anything

[warm spindle]

You're just wrong.

[radiant mesa]

Which grade are u in?

[warm spindle]

university sophomore

[rose musk]

well, i was math student at one of germanys few elite unis btw xD and i am not wrong trust me

[warm spindle]

you are

[rose musk]

ok 🙂

[warm spindle]

General forms exist to be applied to specific situations

[acoustic mason]

As a computer science graduate I can say he isn't wrong

[rose musk]

just leave him he has no idea lol

[warm spindle]

i literally just showed you you're wrong but ok.

[acoustic mason]

Using numbers higher than 2 outside of variables is a really bad habit that can lead to errors if done too often

[hard gyro]

Whose wrong?

[rose musk]

no you did not

you showed an example with numbers instead of variables, so that is prob from your school XD

[warm spindle]

I showed you a linear combination, part of one of the first assignments given to me in my Linear Algebra class

[hard gyro]

True

[radiant mesa]

@grim edge this guy is bullying me for calling the country as mother

and I think every citizen call their country mother except few?

[hard gyro]

Yeah, I do that with my country

[warm spindle]

You're on something or trolling

[hard gyro]

???

[visual garnet]

There is WWIII going on over here about arithmetic and you care about this?😂

[hard gyro]

That's just a logical fallacy.

[radiant mesa]

My bad

[visual garnet]

ok

[hard gyro]

Just because you haven't seen examples with numbers, means that numbers are only used for examples in schools?
Where is your logic?

[acoustic mason]

Learning the alphabet is a foundation to learning to read. But you don't need to think about the alphabet to read a book. Same logic applies to math. Just because you are learning a foundational topic doesn't mean it's something that comes up as a mental process for experienced mathematicians

[radiant mesa]

Dayum daddy chill

[nimble niche]

what comes after c in the alphabet again

[visual garnet]

d

[warm spindle]

norheger

[acoustic mason]

L

[nimble niche]

d what 🤨

[visual garnet]

d,e

[acoustic mason]

There are vectors in the alphabet? I missed that class

[visual garnet]

@radiant mesa i saw that

[grim edge]

noooo

[visual garnet]

okay

[nimble niche]

face reveal

[drowsy crest]

deez nutz

[grim edge]

NO

[nimble niche]

in what

[drowsy crest]

nowhere

[grim edge]

have yall tried chimp test human bench mark

[nimble niche]

it was directed to bast but ok

[warm spindle]

blud lied the left

[acoustic mason]

I think that's basts way of telling us to stop being nerds and to talk about chess instead

[random drum]

@hard gyroBhaiiiiiiiii

[warm spindle]

amazing

average 2 year math major

[radiant mesa]

Has anyone bought cosmicbyte headphone ever?

[warm spindle]

i haave logitech

[grim edge]

i know and i said NO

[drowsy crest]

my human benchmark is insanely superior to average

[warm spindle]

my aim bad hahjaaaa

[acoustic mason]

I have Bose and it's absolutely ass for a pc headset

[grim edge]

what is ur score in chimp test

[drowsy crest]

22

[grim edge]

same bro i just got 22 30 mins ago

[nimble niche]

sequence memory record?

[grim edge]

and then i did 19

[radiant mesa]

I am buying cosmicbyte 7$ gaming headphones

[drowsy crest]

yessir

[nimble niche]

what is it

[hard gyro]

This is an appeal to accomplishment fallacy. Just because you are a student in a prestigious university, doesn't mean that what you are saying has to be true.

[acoustic mason]

I think my peak was like 30 a few years ago but I'm probably nowhere near that level now

[drowsy crest]

I am gonna try to go 24

[drowsy crest]

what is what, chimp test?

[hard gyro]

Yooooo, long time no see.

[radiant mesa]

[random drum]

Wasupppp. where were u bro???????

[grim edge]

hikaru has the world record?

[nimble niche]

your record for sequence memory

[hard gyro]

College is a busy world lol. How are you doing?

[drowsy crest]

I forgot lemme do again

[random drum]

I am good. How's ur condition? are u okay now?

[rose musk]

true for my uni at least. there might be other unis out there who teach in a more practical and less theoretical way so no point to argue really

[nimble niche]

how about verbal memory?

[hard gyro]

Nah. As I said, accomplishment fallacy.

[grim edge]

verbal i got 167

[drowsy crest]

150

[grim edge]

imma try verbal again verbal is surprisingly easy towards 100

[nimble niche]

i got 159 for verbal but I could probably go higher

[drowsy crest]

yeah same tbh

[hard gyro]

Plus, one would think that if you were a member of a prestigious uni, you would have shown some untangible proof.
Otherwise, I will have to call you out on your logical fallacies.

[drowsy crest]

my god I am hard R'ed

[hard gyro]

Better, yeah. Still not how I was in the far past, and maybe will never be the same, but I have learnt to live with the truth.

[drowsy crest]

I am press seen on new and new on seen

[acoustic mason]

He was giving context of his knowledge/experience on the topic he was arguing for. Giving context doesn't automatically mean it's a fallacy

[rose musk]

mate, i was in uni like 8 years ago. You really think I'd still have my documents laying around

anyway, am busy now

[random drum]

You will be the same if u want to be

[radiant mesa]

Jk

[hard gyro]

But his knowledge or experience is irrelevant in the case where proof or arguments are needed. I cannot prove my point, but neither can he rn. We are at a stalemate at best, at least for now.

[acoustic mason]

Had someone pull that on me before too when I said I have a decade of experience in the topic at hand. Yeah hang on let me just dox my place of work

[jagged otter]

ni

hi

[hard gyro]

Nah dude, I am not asking about proof regarding where you studied.

I was simply asking you to defend your viewpoint about whatever arithmetic bs you guys were talking about, that's all.

[graceful lintel]

go away

[graceful lintel]

Long time no see
How's everything going

[hard gyro]

Yo

[hard gyro]

How are you doing?

[hard gyro]

I am doing well.

[graceful lintel]

Just came From tution

[hard gyro]

Why would I be in Ukraine

[graceful lintel]

Oh great

[jagged otter]

😭

[radiant mesa]

My bad

[hard gyro]

Nice, nice

[radiant mesa]

Btw india supports russia

[hard gyro]

Ok, and?

[graceful lintel]

go away

[glass nymph]

me who is there now:

[graceful lintel]

Real

idk what's the point of talking abt Ukraine and Russia stuff here
It ain't going to affect everything
And I also don't get the point of saying "India supports Russian"

Jesus saw what u deleted

[hard gyro]

@radiant mesa It's been a while since I have talked in this server, but I still remember that we shouldn't talk politics here.

[hard gyro]

➕

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Heya

[acoustic mason]

While I do support Ukraine I still don't understand the contradiction of "no politics" while also showing a political allegiance with roles

[graceful lintel]

Box is thinking out of the bro

[hard gyro]

@radiant mesa And frankly, idc who supports what. I may support apples, chess.com may support oranges.
Doesn't mean chess.com is "racist".

[stable mirage]

hello kitten

[acoustic mason]

(Aimed at chesscom specifically, not the people using it sorry if that seemed targeted)

[graceful lintel]

Hello hry

[stable mirage]

I’m good

[hard gyro]

Perhaps its the global viewpoint of who's right and who's wrong.
Anyways, let's not talk about it anymore.

[echo kestrel]

I've had plenty of lucky wins, but this one may be one of the best https://www.chess.com/game/live/98009992449
I had 1 second to march a pawn down the board and do a 2 queen mate and did it

[worn ice]

Togishere (2071) vs. GMAhmedALI (1949)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. f3 exf3 5. Nxf3 Bf5 6. Bc4 e6 7. O-O Bd6 8. Ne5 Nd7 9. Rxf5 Bxe5 10. Rf1 Bf6 11. Ne4 Nb6 12. Bb3 Qxd4+ 13. Qxd4 Bxd4+ 14. Kh1 Nf6 15. Nd6+ Ke7 16. Nxb7 Nbd5 17. Na5 c5 18. Nc6+ Kd6 19. Nxd4 cxd4 20. Bf4+ e5 21. Bg3 Rhe8 22. Rad1 Kc5 23. c3 Ne3 24. cxd4+ exd4 25. Rc1+ Kb6 26. Bc7+ Kb7 27. Rfe1 Rac8 28. Bf4 Rxc1 29. Rxc1 Rc8 30. Rxc8 Kxc8 31. Bxf7 Nfd5 32. Be6+ Kd8 33. Bxd5 Nxd5 34. Bd2 Kd7 35. Kg1 Ke6 36. Kf2 Kf5 37. Kf3 g5 38. g4+ Ke5 39. Bxg5 Nb4 40. a3 Nd3 41. b4 Kd5 42. Bd2 Kc4 43. Ke4 Nf2+ 44. Kf3 Nd3 45. Ke4 Nb2 46. g5 d3 47. h4 Nd1 48. h5 Nf2+ 49. Kf3 Nh3 50. g6 hxg6 51. hxg6 Ng5+ 52. Bxg5 d2 53. Bxd2 a6 54. g7 Kb5 55. g8=Q Ka4 56. Qd5 Kxa3 57. Qc6 Kb3 58. Qxa6 Kc2 59. Qb6 Kb3 60. Qc6 Ka3 61. b5 Kb3 62. b6 Ka3 63. b7 Ka2 64. b8=Q Ka3 65. Qa6# 

[graceful lintel]

Oh great same smth

[drowsy crest]

3 ounces of butter 1 tbsp of garlic, saute those together on a sauce pan with medium heat for about a minute then 2 tbsp of all purpose flour one and 1/2 cup of milk, one and half cup of heavy cream, half cup of parmesan, half cup of romano cheese, salt and pepper to make sure the taste is right

[glass nymph]

we dgas

[hard gyro]

?

[acoustic mason]

Yeah I don't have a problem with the support itself, it's just the contradiction were allowed to say we support Ukraine but not which side we support in the other major conflict going on right now 😅 but yeah you're right let's drop it

[graceful lintel]

Let him cook

[drowsy crest]

thats the leaked recipe of the world famous alfredo sauce

thank me later chat

[graceful lintel]

[drowsy crest]

wait thanks me later 💀

I needa sleep

wait what did you send while pinging me whoeevr that was

[acoustic mason]

I tried to send the recipe for KFC chicken but it got automodded

[acoustic token]

guys

[acoustic mason]

I think it was the file type of the image or something

[acoustic token]

who wants to verse a 900 who beat magnus

(im the 900 who beat magnus)

[drowsy crest]

its online

[drowsy crest]

must be the image name type does not matter

[acoustic mason]

It was a weird .avif file

I downloaded it from a website I'm too lazy to find another now the jokes dead

[drowsy crest]

😔

dont worry bro i would still laugh

[hard gyro]

I don't know if that's nice or sad.

[acoustic mason]

Screenshotted it just for you

[grim edge]

guys i just got 226 for verbal memory

[acoustic mason]

KFC's secret spice recipe

[drowsy crest]

top 10 reasons why I love you G

[acoustic mason]

I hope you laughed. You promised.

[lament jacinth]

Hi kids

[drowsy crest]

I am

I am in tears

[desert nimbus]

in human benchmark?

that's insane

[grim edge]

ye

[desert nimbus]

my highest is 80 :/

[grim edge]

woah u are pro 2200-2399

[drowsy crest]

bro 201 is the record

[grim edge]

i got 226 i have a picture

[drowsy crest]

send

[grim edge]

i will livestream to u if i have to and beat it again

[stable mirage]

[acoustic mason]

I usually score high on those memory test things but I can never apply that memory to chess concepts

[upbeat viper]

✅

[stable mirage]

damn

[desert nimbus]

nah you've got 226, you are just better than me

[stable mirage]

didn’t get to ping

[grim edge]

mornin chat

[grim edge]

WOAH u are even better 2400-2599

hi siri

[drowsy crest]

wait what did bro checkmark

[stable mirage]

hi!

[grim edge]

i havent slept in 36 hours 🔥

[stable mirage]

scam link

[acoustic mason]

Bro leaked the mod log

[drowsy crest]

didnt even see it 💀

[grim edge]

sad!

[desert nimbus]

keep going

[grim edge]

yessir 🫡

[grim edge]

i sent u the pic

[drowsy crest]

nah dude thats edited

stream it

[grim edge]

ok

[acoustic mason]

Wonder how many people fall for those scams tbh. Discord literally screams at you saying it's a different URL

[grim edge]

where on here or in dms

[stable mirage]

[drowsy crest]

your choice

[stable mirage]

they can’t stream here without trusted afaik

[grim edge]

bruh

[drowsy crest]

imagine not being trusted

[grim edge]

u can make a gc if other people wanna see

[acoustic mason]

Trust issue

[drowsy crest]

just do it in dms

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

ok

[stable mirage]

the sky

[desert nimbus]

D:

[acoustic mason]

Uhh actually I'm on the ISS so not for me

[grim edge]

Every time I come here this chat gets weirder

[acoustic mason]

no

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-rolled-gif-22203380

[grim edge]

My audio is off so doesn’t count

[honest drift]

Valid

[lime lava]

He got lucky

[stable mirage]

lucky

I would never

[pulsar bramble]

I got scammed yesterdaY!!!!

[desert nimbus]

as the old man would say, playing perfect chess is for nerds

[real sable]

Nou wei

[nimble niche]

He got lucky

[lime lava]

[pulsar bramble]

I played untitled tuesday and look https://youtube.com/shorts/hCFRdJrj8zU

[pulsar bramble]

so dumb xd went to lichess

[real sable]

Irl

[grim edge]

Where did you place

[lime lava]

Skill issue

[pulsar bramble]

hm?

[acoustic mason]

I can fix that for you if you send bitcoin

[pulsar bramble]

XD probably

[pulsar bramble]

two bitcoins?

haha

[real sable]

[acoustic mason]

That's a bit low but sure. Just for you

[honest drift]

Who wants a new years present

@upbeat viper links are allowed right?

[pulsar bramble]

hahah

[upbeat viper]

what kind

[grim edge]

Chess

[pulsar bramble]

I love chess.com but sometimes its annoying

[honest drift]

Non harmful links

[lime lava]

You being below 1k be like 🐐

[nimble niche]

lichess is revolting because it's a chess website and so is chess.com

[pulsar bramble]

what did you mean ?? hm

[upbeat viper]

well if it's not lichess it's fine

[honest drift]

...

[grim edge]

No don’t do that

[honest drift]

https://r.mtdv.me/watch?v=Newyearpresen Here guys enjoy

[grim edge]

Placement

Did you win or lose

[nimble niche]

https://kasparovchess.com/

[grim edge]

Or come 5th or whatever

[grim edge]

what is this link?

[honest drift]

New years present

[lime lava]

OMG I WANNA CLICK IT

[honest drift]

Click it cmon

[grim edge]

Not a virus

[pulsar bramble]

first game I was not paired (server error) second I won agaisnt a 1200 and then server error for 20 minutes

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[honest drift]

👍

[lime lava]

I knew it

[pulsar bramble]

If im gonna get a server error in AK today thats gonna be baddddddd

[echo kestrel]

I have officially found the wildest graph of all time

[grim edge]

wow you too so many pros

[pulsar bramble]

XD

[grim edge]

They’re going up though

[echo kestrel]

They went from 1800 to 2000 in 10 years..

[boreal cosmos]

chess.com also has free analysis

[grim edge]

Still

[upbeat viper]

ohwow

[lime lava]

I got lucky

[honest drift]

Oh btw, i got to 2200 blitz

[echo kestrel]

Ah

[honest drift]

I win the race

[grim edge]

wow how do i get lucky too

[stable mirage]

smh imagine not being 2800 fide

[upbeat viper]

imagine

[lime lava]

You play and win like 150 games in a row

[upbeat viper]

these noobs u2800

[nimble niche]

chess is a waste of human intelligence go into the advertising industry instead

[grim edge]

I’m 3000 fide

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[grim edge]

My chess.com profile even says so

It must be true

[lime lava]

I do whatever I want

[grim edge]

is this money or sum? if not, no thank you

[warm spindle]

dont look at the last one

[grim edge]

Where do I do that

[honest drift]

Depends its a new year present

[grim edge]

nice i just started my account wanna see

[warm spindle]

https://humanbenchmark.com/dashboard

[nimble niche]

what's your record for sequence?

[honest drift]

Could be money

[grim edge]

what do you mean depends? smh

[lime lava]

18 digits haha. You clearly cheated, and you cant cheat at reaction time so you got a bad score

[honest drift]

Could be money, do you ask people whats inside the present or you check it yourself

[warm spindle]

i think the highest i did ever was 17

[honest drift]

Go ahead and click it

[warm spindle]

Nah.

I just don't react fast.

[nimble niche]

i got 14 on number and 38 on sequence

[grim edge]

BRUH IM NOT TRUSTED

[nimble niche]

i could've easily gotten higher on sequence if i didn't accidentally double click

[honest drift]

I also got 14 on number lol

[lime lava]

Tell me who can memorize 18 numbers in few seconds...

[warm hedge]

hyper?

[warm spindle]

Me.

[honest drift]

https://r.mtdv.me/watch?v=Newyearpresen

Click this first

[lime lava]

Cap

[nimble niche]

I got 159 for verbal but I can probably go higher

[honest drift]

I got like 80 smh

[warm spindle]

Sometimes i try to go too early and it fails

[warm spindle]

I'm diff

[nimble niche]

sequence is the easiest one

[grim edge]

strangers, i ask. trusted people i dont

[lime lava]

You cheated
Dont mess around with me

[warm spindle]

osu! does wonders

[nimble niche]

I'm terrible with the aim one

[honest drift]

I am not a stranger it literally says im trusted

[grim edge]

r.mdtv.me/newyeargift

[warm spindle]

i did way better than i normally do even though its slightly above average

[grim edge]

Here is something you’re gonna like

[stable mirage]

@sewermods

[grim edge]

Its safe chill

[grim edge]

Looks like someone wants to sue me

[honest drift]

sewer mods

[upbeat viper]

lol

[grim edge]

hmmmm

''sewer mods’’ Sirrus

[stable mirage]

@

[grim edge]

Not clicking on that

i got level 11 for visual memory. hows that?

[nimble niche]

the grabify home page isn't an ip grabber only the individual links

[lime lava]

[grim edge]

I got 7

[nimble niche]

mate i can't see shit when someone visits the home page i don't own grabify

[grim edge]

whats wrong with that? i blinked for a second

Wait no I got 7 on the other one

[lime lava]

Excuses

[warm spindle]

Wait you're talking about number memory not the chimp test. Try chunking, also the time increases as it goes on, the only difficult thing is keeping track of the header numbers when the total digits aren't a multiple of 3, or it gets too long like at 18 where i failed.

[grim edge]

i am sleepy. i

<@&745328830649991179> THIS IS AN IP GRABBER

[nimble niche]

that's only if you make your own custom grabify link dumbass

grabify.link is the home page

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/not-reading-allat-gif-11216013967469576578

[grim edge]

im illiterate

[grim edge]

9

[grim edge]

okay this is noted

[viral epoch]

ok

ok

[lime lava]

Can you find another one?

[viral epoch]

ok

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-bye-ok-bye-bye-ok-girl-bye-gif-18696870

[viral epoch]

ok

[grim edge]

find what?

[lime lava]

An excuse

[grim edge]

Burger king new ad

[lime lava]

Whats wrong with that
That aint funny

[grim edge]

well, bast was singing and i got distracted because he has the most angelic voice

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Gabriel (redex360exe)

This is the Chess.com profile of redex360exe. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Gabriel (redex360exe)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1766 (peak)
Blitz: 1840 (peak)
Bullet: 1903 (peak)

[lime lava]

Ask him if his mom ok

[upbeat viper]

I have no mom

I'm Batman

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[lime lava]

Uhhh

[warm spindle]

yeah

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

see, now youre making bast sad now, Mairos grrrrrrr

[lime lava]

Not a me problem

[grim edge]

Insensitive

[lime lava]

Ask him
Where is my christmas present

[upbeat viper]

Dahlia is evil

she's trying to corrupt me

[grim edge]

also, you are not a panda. you are a golden retriever so remove that sleep-deprived animal and let it sleep

[west reef]

Wow, thank you chess.com

[upbeat viper]

np

[west reef]

I was wondering why i suck at chess

[honest drift]

@warm hedge Hyper or what?

[west reef]

but it was a cheater afterall

[lime lava]

That doesnt make sense

[grim edge]

uwu

[lime lava]

Cos u bad innit fam

[grim edge]

why are you a panda now?

[upbeat viper]

[warm spindle]

hey astolfo

[west reef]

haha

[lime lava]

I aint laughin lad