💬〡general-off-topic

[stuck kestrel]

thats mild

[tulip lichen]

what

[subtle kraken]

It’s spicy

[tulip lichen]

chat is this dude crazy

[compact mantle]

He’s used to it

[lament jacinth]

Cap

[stuck kestrel]

The swear words i know cant even be translated into english

[lament jacinth]

None of them were actually

Im nearly the same race as that dude it'd be friendly fire

[tulip lichen]

lowtiergod?

[stuck kestrel]

thats good, you have the pass then

[subtle kraken]

Slave

[primal mirage]

what

[tulip lichen]

💀

[primal mirage]

th3 fick

[stuck kestrel]

im white

[compact mantle]

You’re not though💀

[primal mirage]

which color?

[stuck kestrel]

orange

[primal mirage]

dark mode or light mode

[tulip lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/seasoned-chicken-korean-fried-chicken-yangnyeom-chicken-korean-food-chicken-gif-11650459

[subtle kraken]

Dark mode

[primal mirage]

dayummm

[compact mantle]

Eyepatch is more dark mode

[primal mirage]

is he? i thought hed be light mode ngl

[stuck kestrel]

but im white

[compact mantle]

He’s pakistani

[stuck kestrel]

bro is changing my race

[primal mirage]

bros inbetween

shoutout to the indians

[stuck kestrel]

bro acting like he seen me irl

[compact mantle]

Idk I just assumed you are pakistani lmao

[stuck kestrel]

Pakistani and white

[compact mantle]

Bc you live there

[tulip lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/duckie-tom-and-jerry-quacker-gif-18674239

[fierce pivot]

2nd place. trophy is misspelled

[primal mirage]

lmao

[stuck kestrel]

Nah bro ur so stupid 💀

white pakistanis exist

[compact mantle]

Definitely culturally pakistani

🤣

[primal mirage]

how is it to be white pakistani

[stuck kestrel]

indians usually have a darker tone than pakistani

[fierce pivot]

???????

[primal mirage]

isnt that albino tho?

[compact mantle]

Yeah I know, like white South Africans

[subtle kraken]

DAMN

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[compact mantle]

Not necessarily

[tepid pike]

Is that good or decent

[primal mirage]

i mean ...

[tulip lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/roast-turkey-turkey-thanksgiving-gif-18067752

[fierce pivot]

any race can have any range of skintones lmao

[stuck kestrel]

my bro thinks all pakistanis are black

[primal mirage]

we curious ykyk

[compact mantle]

White ppl live in SA too right

[primal mirage]

albinos dont get to see daylight much

[compact mantle]

Pakistani’s don’t either

[primal mirage]

ye but they aint rly South african, they are slave holders

[compact mantle]

So I guess that they have in common

[stuck kestrel]

bruh 💀

[lament jacinth]

Someone with brains has entered the chat

[primal mirage]

💀

[compact mantle]

True

[primal mirage]

just stating fax here

[grim edge]

but not in australia

[stuck kestrel]

its 2024

[subtle kraken]

💀

[compact mantle]

Nah in Australia nobody lives, in Australia people survive

[primal mirage]

australis isnt even australian ppl

y all assimilated the aboriginals

actin like nothin happened

[stuck kestrel]

prison colony

[primal mirage]

Ong

[compact mantle]

Ig the punishment was hardcore mobs spawning

[primal mirage]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

ye, no respawning

aka no reproducing

[compact mantle]

Fr

[stuck kestrel]

ok but where are u from

i need to know so i can prepare better insults

[primal mirage]

i live in the netherlands

[stuck kestrel]

cringe

[primal mirage]

whats so cringe abt it

[stuck kestrel]

where are u from originally

[stuck kestrel]

ja lives there

[primal mirage]

Yeahh

[compact mantle]

Hospitals in Australia are as useful as cars in prison

[fierce pivot]

no??

[primal mirage]

🤔

[compact mantle]

Jahh I do

[stuck kestrel]

Im not talking about u dumb

[primal mirage]

all pakistanis more like pistachio brown

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/what-bruh-steve-harvey-shocked-surprised-gif-17654826

[compact mantle]

Pistachios are green tho

[primal mirage]

Who cares

[wild stream]

my elo is skyrocketing

[subtle kraken]

💀

[primal mirage]

Same thing

[stuck kestrel]

ur chinese

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/pistachio-pistachio-my-beloved-cat-fat-cat-fluffy-cat-gif-18268493469343558280

[primal mirage]

i was thinkin abt pistachio

[compact mantle]

The green people

[primal mirage]

am i

[subtle kraken]

Chats wild

[stuck kestrel]

do u like dog

[compact mantle]

Ngl I had the same impression

[primal mirage]

not as wild as pakistan vs india

[primal mirage]

bro

[grim edge]

wonyoung is malaysian

wonold is singaporean

[stuck kestrel]

thats just china but worse

[primal mirage]

that was ur dog

shi was tasty tho

[compact mantle]

It’s better

[stuck kestrel]

dog curry 😋

[primal mirage]

Hell yeahh

[stuck kestrel]

ok who asked

[compact mantle]

You

[stuck kestrel]

china better than malaysia blud

[primal mirage]

agreed, better food

[compact mantle]

This looks… not so tasty💀

[stuck kestrel]

i like malaysia but thats cap

[primal mirage]

cuz i ate it bro 💀💀💀

[compact mantle]

Idk the sauce looks suggestive

[stuck kestrel]

what breed was it

[primal mirage]

yeah i shit in the sauce

[tawny saffron]

so...

[primal mirage]

bulldozer

[stuck kestrel]

i prefer chihuahua

[compact mantle]

Glad I have closure on that now

[primal mirage]

Damn

[heavy sphinx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/896340069999321119/1064867543224942672/video0_88.mp4?ex=65a6672e&is=6593f22e&hm=896f359b3a9c78ce11fdc9e8f8c72d1b9c2e963926b1647067456705aba5f80c&

[stuck kestrel]

still better than dutch cuisine

[compact mantle]

I get it, those are easier to kill, ethically and practically

[primal mirage]

fr dutch cuisine is shit

idk what dutch cuisine even is

[compact mantle]

Stamppot lmao

[primal mirage]

NAHHHH 😭😭😭😭

[tulip lichen]

@stuck kestrel bro are u just trying to get under my skin or do you actually eat dogs

[compact mantle]

And rookworst with potato

[primal mirage]

we got decent italian restaurants here ig

coughhhhh

[compact mantle]

I work at one😎

[stuck kestrel]

[tulip lichen]

wtf

[peak plank]

Im too good

[primal mirage]

ayo nice

[primal mirage]

dog has that sweet taste to it

youll know if u eat it

diff breeds have diff tastes

gotta fatten that beast up for more flesh yk

[tulip lichen]

BROOOOOO

[primal mirage]

lil soy sauce and rice vinegar

[stuck kestrel]

golden retrievers 😋

[primal mirage]

hell yeahh they tasty

[grim edge]

guys 1 more friend request and im gonna reach 69 friend requests

can we stop talking about eating pets?

[subtle kraken]

No

[primal mirage]

no

[stuck kestrel]

no, shut up

[tulip lichen]

nah its not sweet

[remote bramble]

u now how bats taste

[subtle kraken]

It’s entertaining

[compact mantle]

I doubt they can

[remote bramble]

AND FROGS MMMMMM ssoooo goood

[tulip lichen]

you gotta add shit to make it sweet

[umbral wind]

Animals are animals

[primal mirage]

meh not as good as dogs

[stuck kestrel]

ask wonyoung

[grim edge]

you should fix your tone

[tulip lichen]

weird ass

[iron barn]

WHAT has a sweet taste to it?

[primal mirage]

it is

[compact mantle]

Frogs are underrated

[remote bramble]

exactly

[stuck kestrel]

leave the chat rn

[primal mirage]

yeah bro, a lil sweet taste, try it ngl

[tulip lichen]

nah its just the marinade

[umbral wind]

Are dogs not animals

[remote bramble]

stfu

[primal mirage]

who knows

[grim edge]

make me

[remote bramble]

are animals food?

[tulip lichen]

would you eat lion meat

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[vague pendant]

hi, i'm chess dump

[umbral wind]

Yeah

[primal mirage]

ill eat ur dog

[grim edge]

make me

[umbral wind]

Yeah?

[primal mirage]

wait wrong reply

[remote bramble]

means dogs are animals

[primal mirage]

meant for some1 else damn

[stuck kestrel]

what about cats

[umbral wind]

Cats are the best

[primal mirage]

ill eat bunnies

[stuck kestrel]

What cat dishes do u recommend

[remote bramble]

especially the big qnd black ones

[primal mirage]

💀

[compact mantle]

They’re in the market in France

[stuck kestrel]

that also applies for things other than cats

[primal mirage]

trutru

[remote bramble]

bro thats out of fashion rn we arent in australia

rabbit proof fence 💀

[subtle kraken]

BBC=Big Black Cats

[remote bramble]

lol

[remote bramble]

whats isnt...

[stuck kestrel]

yum

[tulip lichen]

say hi to parasites and diseases that are common in carnivorous animals

[stuck kestrel]

just say “nuh uh” and youll be safe

the parasite legally cant hurt u if u dont consent

[subtle kraken]

Real

[umbral wind]

Hi

[compact mantle]

Good question you tell me

[primal mirage]

shit i couldnt find the bunny dish

[primal mirage]

its somewhere on my phone

[grim edge]

WAFFLE

WAFFLE

[primal mirage]

my sister had a bunny, to bully her i ate one in front of her

🤷

ngl tho, it was like chicken

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

bunny??

wth

[tulip lichen]

bro you would really take the risk

[grim edge]

1v1 me

[primal mirage]

yuh bunny

[tulip lichen]

tbh i dont want a parasite living inside of me but thats just me

[tulip lichen]

rabbit normal

[umbral wind]

If it was verified safe to eat why not eat lion meat?

[primal mirage]

ah rabbit ye

[grim edge]

Can anyone invite me to a small chess club for improvement? 1800cc

[drowsy crest]

BRO HOW IS THE TOTAL DURATION INCREASING

[grim edge]

EVERYONE I have a chess puzzle I bet noone can solve

[primal mirage]

great

[grim edge]

impossible puzzle!??

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/744975431211548702/1165789152839737385/speed.gif?ex=654820c1&is=6535abc1&hm=c1ed09b64cf63b27f4d2fce8669dd1fa5c485b93aeac762fd1b60a213583c11c&

[umbral wind]

It says +4.5 do I even bother trying to solve it

[primal mirage]

nah

[grim edge]

you cant solve

[primal mirage]

dont even look at it 💀

be too lazy

[umbral wind]

But it says +4.5

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[umbral wind]

That means whites winning unless it’s wrong?

[safe acorn]

Heya

[subtle kraken]

Rabbit cursed

[safe acorn]

Anybody wanna play

[grim edge]

yeah white winnig but as you can see we playing as black

[umbral wind]

If whites winning

Then what is there to solve

[grim edge]

you need to solve as black

[subtle kraken]

😭

[grim edge]

white already winning the game

[umbral wind]

But whites winning so what am I solving

[subtle kraken]

That’s how life goes

[grim edge]

yeah

[novel moat]

you solving the loss for black?

[primal mirage]

bros solving chess

[umbral wind]

For real like what?

[subtle kraken]

💀 puzzle

[rocky vale]

@primal mirage

[echo seal]

Return to lichess

[maiden tide]

hi I just finished the trailer for my game

[paper osprey]

elo?

[grim edge]

I’m the best rolemodel

(My cousin)

[primal mirage]

hihi

[rocky vale]

I just lost to a 1600 and drew a 1400

[primal mirage]

it happens ykkyk

bad days exist

[rocky vale]

Tru tru

[primal mirage]

tmr youll win against 2ks

[rocky vale]

I won't play against any

[primal mirage]

why nott

[rocky vale]

Am playing in the B tournament(0-2000)

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-gif-15112361227290036695

[charred kindle]

LMFAO AM I BLIND

[bleak dagger]

OTB?

[rocky vale]

Yessir

[bleak dagger]

nice

[boreal cosmos]

Cool

[rocky vale]

Otb is fricking exhausting

[bleak dagger]

yeah but rewarding when ya win

[umbral wind]

Get ignored

[rocky vale]

Yeah, I didn't win today though

[bleak dagger]

that's tough, can you send the pgn?

[grim edge]

Do I care? No. So stfu submissivequeer (thats his chess.com username don’t ban me)

[rocky vale]

Others get little kids who blunder 5 pieces in 4 moves and I get sweats

[boreal cosmos]

Its not

[rocky vale]

Sure

[grim edge]

It was yesterday

Rn its user something or other

[boreal cosmos]

I smell cap

[primal mirage]

OHHH, all good

ull be fine

[grim edge]

Oi @umbral wind back me up here

[mystic violet]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/104748719?tab=analysis
sleeping magnus too easy fr

[worn ice]

sleeping-magnus (500) vs. 3a_4To (493)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. Qa4 O-O 5. Qc2 d6 6. d4 Bg4 7. Bf4 Nc6 8. Ng5 Nxd4 9. Qd3 Nh5 10. Bd2 Nf4 11. Rd1 Nxd3+ 12. [exd3] Nc2# 

[umbral wind]

Yep that was my name

[iron barn]

What are the odds that atleast 2 former presidents of the us show up on epsteins list?

[boreal cosmos]

Why would you do that

[warped portal]

100%

[umbral wind]

Wasn’t me

[boreal cosmos]

[grim edge]

I saw a mf online say that improving your middlegame without improving the endgame is like driving a car without knowing where to go, is that true?

[umbral wind]

Yeah

[minor spoke]

Lowkey yeah, that’s why almost every coach u go to focuses on endgame fundamentals at the beginning

[rocky vale]

Oh damn

Wtf

[weak cairn]

thats all good until they meet someone like me who doesn't even make it to the end game

[grim edge]

How fundamental are we talking? Basic pawn endgames, opposition or?

[minor spoke]

Depends on where u are to begin with

[grim edge]

For example, 1300 FIDE

[sage light]

White to move..

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[bleak dagger]

||Nh8||

[minor spoke]

Then assuming u know what opposition is, I’m guessing u start with like pawn endgames cuz that’s most basic yet complex

[minor spoke]

Heyo

[sage light]

[cold pewter]

lichess or chess.com

[weak cairn]

lichess is a great site except it looks like its from 2002

[cold pewter]

tru tho

[bleak dagger]

Hey lichess looks great

[grim edge]

Nah wtf y'all on

[cold pewter]

how do i make my chess.com board look and sound like lichess

[weak cairn]

bro is definitely joking

[bleak dagger]

hell naw you got something against lc?

[sage light]

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chess-pro/oabpbnkggjfhodegmdoaamjfimfbomna use "cburnett" pieces style

[weak cairn]

against how it looks yes

[grim edge]

Lichess dont look like a 2002 site, thats damn for sure, maybe early 2010s

[sage light]

just download and open chess.com and go on extension

[cold pewter]

Oh zamn

i cant do it then lmoa im on my school computer

[sage light]

wont have sound or fluid 60fps movement tho

[weak cairn]

my bad i was exaggerating a bit

[bleak dagger]

It is minimalistic with no ads and you can customize the board if that's what you don't like abt it

[grim edge]

2002 sites got those old ass buttons and that crunchiness to it

[weak cairn]

i don't hate it but i feel like it'd be used more if it looked better

[grim edge]

Although some stuff on lichess should be adjusted

[cold pewter]

shuold i playonline on lichess or chess.com now?

[bleak dagger]

Maybe the home page, but when you're in a game the board is all that matters anyways

And the clock which looks fine

[weak cairn]

true ig

[grim edge]

Since you haven’t connected your chess.com yet and youre in this server, I suggest lichess

[grim edge]

I saw this on IG and this is hilarious

Kid cried

[viral epoch]

Misha tries to scholar mate the Caro champ (gone wrong)

[grim edge]

The video is a perfect example of how pride and ego leads to one's downfall

[bleak dagger]

lichess has free puzzles (though i don't really like them) and free analysis after you play a game, you can also analyse your game on cc (with game review) once per day, then you have to pay for more analysis

[grim edge]

Misha could've taken a draw by Karpov and walk out with glory but instead he chose to be greedy and egoistical, leading to his downfall as he lost on time

[weak cairn]

tf is bro on about

[viral epoch]

This is how it went down

[grim edge]

In the video, Karpov offered a draw and Misha declined, later losing on time

Karpov was in fact trying to teach Misha to be objective in chess

[weak cairn]

i know but why are you talking about a down fall

he lost one game

[umbral wind]

Hope not

[grim edge]

Isn’t he a kid?

[grim edge]

It's not serious

[weak cairn]

oh shit spider brb

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> imvlie

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 680 (704 peak)
Blitz: 931 (936 peak)
Bullet: 1506 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> goldengamer3800

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2018 (2080 peak)
Blitz: 1752 (1856 peak)
Bullet: 1730 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Boris Tomicevic (brorisez)

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Rapid: 729
Blitz: 955

[primal mirage]

bullet where

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dahliaxchess

This is the Chess.com profile of dahliaxchess. Take a look!

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 778 (832 peak)
Blitz: 538 (567 peak)
Bullet: 291 (322 peak)

[heavy sphinx]

fake acount

[primal mirage]

tuff

[bleak dagger]

why is that bullet to blitz difference so high

wait wrong reply

the one above

[safe acorn]

Anybody wanna play

[heavy sphinx]

me

[primal mirage]

ive seen 1900 blitz and like 900 bullet 💀

[safe acorn]

Oww bullet 291

[heavy sphinx]

me

[safe acorn]

I missed it

[charred kindle]

I might have just ruined my opponents day

0.1 left

[bleak dagger]

Ye some people are slow (or maybe old)

[primal mirage]

tru

[safe acorn]

Chess.com adds??!

[bleak dagger]

The first thing I see is the ad bruh

[safe acorn]

[thin mist]

Salam. Yes on pc there are ads

[safe acorn]

Salam to yourself
Thanks for info

[bleak dagger]

Gold is 50% off rn

[charred kindle]

oh shit what is that

WAIT

💀

ds jlkjfiosf;,ujz;idklf zdxl;kfjxzdkl;jlzdx;kj v

[grim edge]

Guys ive got good stuff dm me

[thin mist]

Depends on what kinda breeding you'd like

[charred kindle]

no comment

[thin mist]

Send me the good stuff cagnus

while (Is_GoodStuff_Sent == false):
wait()

[peak plank]

that java or smth?

[remote bramble]

F

[grim edge]

Looks like python

[alpine creek]

i need to beat an international master

[peak plank]

It doesnt look like python to me

[grim edge]

That shi looks like python, tf you on?

[bleak dagger]

Remove the () and it is

[thin mist]

Chesslr has "python enthusiast" in his bio

[charred kindle]

the == is ILLEGAL in python

[remote bramble]

in total i drew 3 IMs, won 27 and lost to 33

[grim edge]

I dont believe so?

[alpine creek]

😦

[bleak dagger]

Tf

Wdym

[charred kindle]

thats for like java

[thin mist]

Ya no thats the equivalent of asking if 2 values are equal, this returns boolean output

[umbral wind]

So you got lucky and everyone flagged smh

[alpine creek]

4 lost 0 drew and 0 won for me

[charred kindle]

wait wut for python its just one equal sign am I high

[grim edge]

Afaik = is for assigning a value while == is for comparing both stuff and seeing if its equal

[thin mist]

In python the 2nd equal sign is used for smt else than assigning values

[charred kindle]

wait nooooo ur right

[thin mist]

Appreciated insights, true

[charred kindle]

My uncle would have grilled me for forgetting

I nvr did programming in a yr so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[remote bramble]

6 mates 10 timeouts

[thin mist]

Lmao by any means are you from a particular ethnoreligious group 🗣🔥

[charred kindle]

why yes

I believe u know exactly what it is

[thin mist]

Ay its normal for all of us to make mistakes every now and then we're only humans after all ❤

[bleak dagger]

6 mates??? Y'all have 1 day what are ppl doing

[charred kindle]

||dont put the blame on me||

alr im gonna sing the whole thing

maybe im foolish maybe im blind🗣️

ok fin e I wont

[remote bramble]

The most impressive game was 1.d4 c5 2.d5 Qa5+ 3. Bd2 Nc6 4. Bxa5 Nf6 5. dxc6 dxc6 6.Qd8#

[thin mist]

I do condemn all biased depreciation of the human identity and discrimination based on racial, religious or ethnic conflicts. I am not capable nor willing to commit any illegal action regarding this specific matter

[grim edge]

This sounds sterilized asf

[thin mist]

Just for the records yk bc last time i said such joke in a server i got banned as if i committed a war crime in slovakia

[thin mist]

EXACTLY dude yk how mundane it is to generate this chat gpt yapping

[grim edge]

Ong, you know da struggle dawg

[alpine creek]

IM ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/im-only-human-im-only-human-after-all-im-only-human-after-all-spinning-gif-im-only-human-spinning-gif-rory-charles-gif-27618185

[thin mist]

Dooont put the blaame on meee

https://tenor.com/view/dnce-gif-14762310134329663850

[verbal thunder]

just waking up in the morning gotta thank god

[thin mist]

Idk...but today seems kinda odd

[tawdry mango]

Hi

[thin mist]

Yo wsp

[grim edge]

No barking from the dog, no smog, and momma made breakfast with no hog

[thin mist]

🧊🥶

[verbal thunder]

no barking from the dog

[thin mist]

Ngl it has some nice vibes

Even music was different back then

[grim edge]

Shi was the single of the mf's album, ofc it's nice

[scenic whale]

School starts for me in 2 days no more chess grind for me

[grim edge]

Also the song is actually depressing cause it describes a fictional day and it was basically Ice Cube daydreaming what a good day looks like

[thin mist]

Damn

[grim edge]

For him a good day constitutes no one he knows being shot

[thin mist]

Thats the equivalence of pulling out a scholar's mate on a gm

[grim edge]

I mean its true

[verbal thunder]

Beautiful morning

[tawdry mango]

YO

WSG

[thin mist]

Hows it goin bud

[tawdry mango]

its bussin

[thin mist]

Shi's never been better than it is now 🔥

I'm thankful, truly

[tawdry mango]

bro she too kher mask out

MEE HAPPY

[thin mist]

Well yes the war might break out after what happened this evening in the capital but sure i could go live in some tent

[tawdry mango]

LOL

[thin mist]

Congrats bud

[tawdry mango]

THANKS

yo wanna play agame of chess

[thin mist]

Sure thing

[tawdry mango]

wait sorry i gtg

mbmbmb

[thin mist]

Nah dw you're good

[wispy plover]

All I do is win win win win no matter what got money on my mind and when I enter everybody hands go up

and they stay there

[thin mist]

Bro's way too strong 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-shout-muscles-flex-gif-17672371

[grim edge]

Paper has entered the chat

[thin mist]

https://tenor.com/view/scissors-bonbon-lyrabon-scissoring-innuendo-gif-17053438

Big by me

[sleek oriole]

!!

[keen parrot]

hopefully no timeouts for round 2

[warped portal]

support the guy

[remote bramble]

yh its a bit boring

[grim edge]

a little too many people in VCs but no one is my favorite

[spare forum]

my wins on timeout are crazy rn

[warped portal]

u say this every day

[grim edge]

I know and everyday I’m losing my interest in joining VCs

[remote bramble]

how many points

[spare forum]

10

[ancient mortar]

man

I HATE FURRIES

[spare forum]

☠️

[grim edge]

@warped portal then start hating this guy

[grave wasp]

@grizzled fulcrum

[drowsy crest]

Leave my man out of this

[grizzled fulcrum]

Are u from paris?

[primal mirage]

.

[grizzled fulcrum]

Coz i hate them people ngl

[grim edge]

@ancient mortar here’s another one youd like to hate

[primal mirage]

agreed

[grave wasp]

Are you from mississippi?

[warped portal]

I mn not a furry i mn a wolf

[grizzled fulcrum]

Why tf do i have a ukranke pawn

[drowsy crest]

the only personbeing hated here is you

[ancient mortar]

Blud i hate you too

[grizzled fulcrum]

Russia>

[ancient mortar]

wtf is that pfp

[solemn ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/not-the-father-maury-dance-gif-9617129

[primal mirage]

LMAOOOO broo u an impostor 💀

a min ago u were defo the opponent leader

[grizzled fulcrum]

Lmao tf is this

[grave wasp]

💀

[grim edge]

Youre the only who hates me

[ancient mortar]

I hate you too

[grizzled fulcrum]

How to get communist

[grim edge]

Anti rizz anti simp

[serene monolith]

Good night

[grave wasp]

id:customize

[serene monolith]

Good morning

[grave wasp]

choose gay pawn

[grim edge]

Indifference

[solemn ivy]

leave and never come back

[drowsy crest]

my whole empire hates you

[grizzled fulcrum]

Has it gone

[grim edge]

Tag your members

[spare forum]

what empire

[grizzled fulcrum]

Ez

[drowsy crest]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

The furries

[ancient mortar]

hellooooow guuuuuys

[grizzled fulcrum]

Putin > zelenzky or whateve his name is

[spare forum]

how revolting

[sleek oriole]

can someone premium review my game please?

[drowsy crest]

none of them is a furry yet

[grim edge]

You and al3x

[ancient mortar]

you are close to being a furry be careful blud

[drowsy crest]

and helo and icarwi

[compact mantle]

Guys let’s keep our discussions civil and constructive alright😁

[grim edge]

See the furries

[drowsy crest]

they aint furries yet lil bro

[grim edge]

Furries and a walrus and a chihuahua

[stable mirage]

[drowsy crest]

shut up, you are the chihuahua here

[grizzled fulcrum]

Abolish furryism

[drowsy crest]

you literally called yourself the result of a failed chiahua experiment

[primal mirage]

[grizzled fulcrum]

Anyway yall know chacha?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chiwawa-dance-chihuahua-gif-4586451

You are the chihuahua. And stop dancing samba

https://tenor.com/view/dnce-gif-14762310134329663850

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-in-the-rain-gif-24831729

[grave wasp]

sup morphy

[worthy yarrow]

hop off discord everyone

NOW

[grim edge]

Sup, how ya doing?

[ancient mortar]

who is chacha

[grave wasp]

been ignoring nova since last year

never felt better

[grim edge]

Nova been ignoring me till last year

Now mf unblocked me 😔

[ancient mortar]

enemy of my enemy is my friend

[warped portal]

stfu\

[grim edge]

Eh not really an enemy, its just that i called Nova boring and got my ass blocked for months

[primal mirage]

@grizzled fulcrum mod abuse

[grim edge]

Make me

[grizzled fulcrum]

True

[warped portal]

fk yall comunisty

[primal mirage]

i was referring to holiday camps

ngl

[grizzled fulcrum]

No

[primal mirage]

waz wrong w that

[ancient mortar]

i have ur ip 🙂

[primal mirage]

finna sleep anyways

[full sun]

hi

[warped portal]

oh no

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> squealingnickel

This is the Chess.com profile of squealingnickel. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2166 (2192 peak)
Blitz: 1816 (1909 peak)
Bullet: 2032 (2050 peak)

[full sun]

thats weird

[primal mirage]

yoo hows the rating

[grim edge]

I love being materialistic and carrying only about capital, that's my favorite moment in 90% of my life

[full sun]

i unconnected?????

[primal mirage]

nah u connected

thats decent ngl

where the

oh yeah 🤣

noice trick w re2 skewer

it doesnt go into uni unfortunately

id switch rahter

shlda seen my ba6 vs 2700

too many ppl fall for it ngl

[warped portal]

i did

[remote bramble]

FRANCE IS AFTER HIKARU

beat these american colonizers !!!!!!!!!!!

[novel badge]

Le tournoi est pas fini?

🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[keen parrot]

no magnus i sleep

[remote bramble]

c'est pas commenсé

[grim edge]

Huh?

[primal mirage]

[full sun]

Nah i just unconnected idk why

[primal mirage]

there was worse tho, a guy slipping mate in one

[full sun]

How do I unconnect

[novel badge]

Mais il ya pas déjà eu un tournoi tt a l’heure ?

@remote bramble

[full sun]

Help - I already unnconnected my cc from discord from my chess.com but how do i unconnect from hee?

[primal mirage]

ok im ngl, i missed rf8# so im bad

[remote bramble]

jsp

[primal mirage]

💀

[rocky vale]

NMs bro

[warped portal]

i did

anybody wanna play?

[primal mirage]

gms dinner i doubt 💀

[grim edge]

Would love to but im back working

[remote bramble]

GMs are more like consumers, not dinner

i only won 6 GMs in blitz, total

[primal mirage]

6? id expect more

ah right, but he played grob and got absolutely outplayed

[grim edge]

GMs are the special guests in restaurants, if you dont please them with top tier food, they gonna leave a devastating review

[warped portal]

wtf

[remote bramble]

rarely getting them

[primal mirage]

ah i see, above 2600 ull get em more trust

i got nigel short today

bro an old man tho

[grim edge]

Idk who looks worse, Nigel or Bobby in his 60s

[primal mirage]

:_: tru

[primal mirage]

💀 nigel

bro looks ded

[rocky vale]

Well, did you win

[primal mirage]

ye i flagged

[rocky vale]

[primal mirage]

it was completely drawn endgame tho XD

[rocky vale]

Blitz or bullet

[primal mirage]

rook king vs rook king

[cold pewter]

theres no hope

[primal mirage]

blitz

[cold pewter]

im unable to win a game of chess

[warped vigil]

bro beat a wc challenger

[cold pewter]

i should just bite the bullet and quit now

[primal mirage]

i mean its blitz and bros old

[rocky vale]

Playing nigel is insane damn

[primal mirage]

doesnt he have two accs tho?

One is Nigel Short, other is HonestGirl

[warped vigil]

That means you're wc level

[primal mirage]

fr bro 💀

[sage light]

Would you rather have been white or black in this position

[rocky vale]

White

[warped vigil]

Black

Bro is beating 2700s

[pastel drift]

why do I keep losing on time with 100% winning positions

[primal mirage]

ye he used to be rly good

[rocky vale]

I'm playing in a tournament where there is a 2600 rn

[sage light]

wHY

[primal mirage]

sheeees who

[lapis lava]

hans niemann 🥰🥰

[rocky vale]

Idk someone from Azerbaijan

[primal mirage]

oh shi they good

[solemn ivy]

the first half is so peaceful and melancholic, the second half is so visceral. im struggling to explain why its so compelling to me. the second half feels like a nonstop montage of the insanity and flaws of his life but its moving too fast to keep up and then its over before you know it. “dont blink. this is my life, the good and bad. but this is all im letting you see, you’ll never be where i am. dont blink.”

[primal mirage]

💀 tafuq

[warped vigil]

i played a tournament with hans neiman in it

[primal mirage]

i aint readin all that

[novel badge]

??

[rocky vale]

There's also a big German influencer

[primal mirage]

damn nice

[rocky vale]

[keen parrot]

nigel short is cheeks ngl

[solemn ivy]

essa musica é bizarramente incrivel, boa, sensacional, nao tenho palavras p descrever a sensaçao de ouvir ela. utopia é arte.

[novel badge]

bro like at 850 elo you are in top 30% of player how i see only 2000+ here

[keen parrot]

imagine getting a losing position out of the opening as black in the kings gambit

[primal mirage]

bros slow fr

[novel badge]

ye ALLEZ NICE 🔴⚫️

[primal mirage]

BROO FR he always play openigns where he -1 or sum

everytime i analyze i see that I was actually winning out of the opening 😭

[novel badge]

jesus love you too

[solemn ivy]

amen bro ❤️

god with us all who believe

[pastel drift]

I just had to play rook a3 once more and it would have been a draw but I lost!

[primal mirage]

tough

[grim edge]

Kings Gambit always starts with an advantage for Black out the opening but we aint engines so we f up and its either equal or advantage for White

[gloomy pier]

stockfish vs stockfish?

[novel badge]

sure

[solemn ivy]

why that sure sounds sarcastic

[primal mirage]

yessirrrrrrrrrr

[keen parrot]

eh if black tries to hold on for an advantage the engine might be able to but the lines are so dank

[solemn ivy]

is that van gogh

[primal mirage]

bro his pfp so ugly tf 💀

[novel badge]

if one day i loose with a 95 i can stop chess

[primal mirage]

van gogh 😭 ah hell

[warped vigil]

What would you play in this position @primal mirage

[pastel drift]

I got that sweet number

[novel badge]

sry im not english i dont know but no sarcasm

[strong tinsel]

w

[primal mirage]

eh like rc1 im looking at ngl

[solemn ivy]

je mapelle

[primal mirage]

i love rc1 always tho

so probs rc1 in blitz

[strong tinsel]

better than gothams clickbait 101 ong

[novel badge]

in france we are the best in sarcasm

[warped vigil]

As it turns out Rc1 is the only move that wins

[solemn ivy]

mbappe

[primal mirage]

lmao i see

[novel badge]

ye, nobody is more funny than a french

[primal mirage]

i mean, its kinda obvious since everything develoepd bdesides rookw

[keen parrot]

yeah rc1 is just first instinct

[primal mirage]

and bishop on c6 is loose

[warped vigil]

yeah

[primal mirage]

fr ye

[warped vigil]

I had to be fancy and play Qd3 😭

[primal mirage]

💀 w what in mind XD

[warped vigil]

to play b4

[primal mirage]

ahhh i see

[strong tinsel]

anyone wanan play against me and win im 750 and trying to get better !!

[warped vigil]

but b4 just sucks

[primal mirage]

interestin choice

aint too bad, but too slow ngl

[novel badge]

im 800 letsgo

[primal mirage]

u got so much more space, make smth of it yk

[novel badge]

i just pass the 800 and im bad too

[primal mirage]

capatilize

[strong tinsel]

do u wanna play

[novel badge]

ye

[strong tinsel]

dms

[warped vigil]

yeah we got this and I lost slowly

ikr and it's the most obvious move too

[primal mirage]

ahhh ye damn

that knight

[keen parrot]

time to push some blitz rating while watching danya

[warped vigil]

yeah... too bad cause I coulda beat a NM if I had played the most obvious move in the position

[primal mirage]

gl

[warped vigil]

gl

[primal mirage]

damn ye

[solemn ivy]

gallant lord , Hitting females?

[cold pewter]

chat how do i get better when every game i play i lose

[solemn ivy]

stop losing

[primal mirage]

💀

[warped vigil]

do about a million puzzles

or play bullet

[solemn ivy]

just dont lose bro its not that hard 💀 🙏 🔥

[cold pewter]

who would have thought

[solemn ivy]

me

[cold pewter]

are lichess puzzles good?

[solemn ivy]

no they are for lichess players

[warped vigil]

yes

[solemn ivy]

lichess puzzles dont work on chess.com

[cold pewter]

ok

[solemn ivy]

buy diamond premium 1 year and do puzzles

[cold pewter]

im broke

[solemn ivy]

then fix it

bros broke in 2024 🤣

( i have 5 cents on my bank)

[cold pewter]

i dont haev like a method of online transaction

[strong ivy]

absolutely not relatable

[warped vigil]

I was 2000 strength while chatting here, now I'm 2100 strength while chatting even more wtf

[strong ivy]

(i have zero)

[solemn ivy]

Do it offline then

[wind vector]

trying to understand this conversation hurts my brain more than studying for a test

[warped vigil]

I just made 300 dollars off stocks

[cold pewter]

schlog what the dawg

[strong ivy]

lesssgoooo

[solemn ivy]

Put me down there

[strong ivy]

true

[solemn ivy]

[primal mirage]

💀💀

[solemn ivy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXwgZL4zx9o&ab_channel=EurovisionSongContest

[cold pewter]

💀

[warped vigil]

eh do 768,644 more

[cold pewter]

but actually how do i get better im on the verge of ragequiting

[warped vigil]

do puzzles

[cold pewter]

ok

[solemn ivy]

is this pablo picasso? 🙏 🔥

[cold pewter]

?

[solemn ivy]

are you pablo picasso by any chance

[cold pewter]

i am not pablo picasso

[solemn ivy]

or leonadro da vinik

[cold pewter]

unfortunately i am not

[solemn ivy]

how about leonadro da vinik?

[cold pewter]

not da vinki either

[solemn ivy]

are you a sex offender

[warped vigil]

I'm palbo picasso

[solemn ivy]

i knew it

[cold pewter]

💀

[grim edge]

💀

[solemn ivy]

Ban 4b3k for racial commendation

[cold pewter]

im sorry guys

[solemn ivy]

its fine bro we only humana fter all

[cold pewter]

Amon lee hughman 🙏🏾

[solemn ivy]

bro is not lebanese jaymes 😱 💀 🙏 🔥

[cold pewter]

LMAO

[solemn ivy]

gotta pay ur bills

https://tenor.com/view/blud-bill-collector-shlawg-meme-don-pollo-gif-12556236227381293344

[scenic whale]

Amazing song

[fossil epoch]

guys what could be the new fortnite skin

[solemn ivy]

barak o bama

[warped vigil]

chessboard haircut skin

[solemn ivy]

whats chess

if not a distraction from the real life

where we spend all our time suffering and vomiting into the toilet from all the drinks we drank in new years party

[grim edge]

Fun

[scenic whale]

Debatable

[solemn ivy]

unlike my life

[warped vigil]

don't do that

[solemn ivy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBpe2YQEzZo&ab_channel=BluDeTiger

[grim edge]

Who's down for some puzzle solving

[solemn ivy]

bro its 2:21 am

i aint doing allat

i rather listen to old school rock

[grim edge]

Bro is already in the next day wtf

I am still stuck in the past dayum

Bro is in the future

[solemn ivy]

yes

[drowsy crest]

fellow russian

[warped vigil]

me let's puzzle race

[solemn ivy]

im not a russian i hate russia

[drowsy crest]

fellow ukrainian

[solemn ivy]

im not ukrainian

[drowsy crest]

fellow

[solemn ivy]

yes

🙏🙏

[grim edge]

Sure

[solemn ivy]

yes

[grim edge]

Chesscups or lichess

[warped vigil]

what's chess cups

[drowsy crest]

UAE citizen

[grim edge]

Lichess on steroids

[warped vigil]

Florida!

cool let me finish my game

[drowsy crest]

been there

[grim edge]

https://chesscups.org

[warped vigil]

Florida has a great chess scene

[drowsy crest]

I prefer south america

[grim edge]

Y

[drowsy crest]

cuz of the high crime rate

[solemn ivy]

Y not

russia is a piece of shnizzle

[drowsy crest]

also alaska

[novel badge]

we dont talk about the christian in nigeria

[drowsy crest]

I love alaska

[solemn ivy]

occupants, give my land back and stop killing children

[grim edge]

Huh

[grim edge]

Will you send the link to

orr

[warped vigil]

I will

[novel badge]

200 christian just murdered by muslim farmer

and thats all the time but nobody talk

[grim edge]

Sad 😢

[novel badge]

ye but thats a chess serv, not the subject 😅

[white sorrel]

so sad i drew :(

[grim edge]

Get these numbers up gng

[solemn ivy]

ill beat your ass like a cherokee drum

[grim edge]

Huh

[solemn ivy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbvyNnw8Qjg&ab_channel=LiveAid

[grim edge]

Bruh

[sage light]

Thoughts on playing okelly over najdorf

[grim edge]

Why would u

[sage light]

Nf3 bc4 shi annoying

[grim edge]

Against Sicilian ?

Play e6 d5 to blunt the bishop

[sage light]

yes

[grim edge]

Oh

[sage light]

i just dont like playing these positions its boring

[grim edge]

You gotta see what you should do there I'm pretty sure it's probably not the best setup

Italian Vs Sicilian setup

[strong tinsel]

what openings would you recommend for a 750 that plays the vienna and caro kann

[grim edge]

Which variation of the Sicilian ya playing?

[sage light]

Najdorf but no one plays it

Either sozin attack or closed sicilian

[peak plank]

1.e5

[strong tinsel]

genius

[white sorrel]

L too bad i lost

[grim edge]

You're illiterate, we know Pixie

[warped vigil]

1. e4 e6 2. Ke2 c5

[strong tinsel]

magnus is that you

[fallen valley]

Kinda dumb

[fallen valley]

Why do you still have that stupid username

[grim edge]

Can my alt be higher rated than my main

[warped vigil]

Have you had a bad day Deep?

[sage light]

Why

[fallen valley]

Nah I'm chilling out in the woods right now

[warped vigil]

🔥

[fallen valley]

Got to watch some turkey earlier

[warped vigil]

wild turkey?

[grim edge]

Real.

[grim edge]

Yo I'm waiting will you start the challenge

[warped vigil]

Yep

[fallen valley]

O'Kelly is a little tricky and they get a bad position if they play the standard d4, but it just isn't great otherwise

[fallen valley]

Ye, three good toms

[strong tinsel]

most active chess player

[grim edge]

I mean O'Kelly is just not good cause even if the players playing White aren't aware that playing d4 is bad, a lot of players play Alapin so if they play that, then they have a good position

[sage light]

okay

[warped vigil]

GG @grim edge

[grim edge]

GG

[warped vigil]

gotta stop and savor my victory

[fallen valley]

Well if they play the Alapin, they're gonna do that anyways. That's not what you need to worry about

[grim edge]

Mb I'm tweaking rn

Should work on my puzzles

[grim edge]

Sus ahhh win bro 🤨

Lmfao

[warped vigil]

by 1 point

[grim edge]

Vs mine

[warped vigil]

a win is a win

[grim edge]

8 points

[warped vigil]

1 win vs 1 win

[grim edge]

Try chesscups

[grim edge]

wow how do u get a username like ciao

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[grim edge]

Shut up human woman

[stable mirage]

[keen parrot]

"woman"

[grim edge]

I quoted captain underpants bud

Get your knowledge up

[warped vigil]

gotta memorize those captain underpants quotes

[stable mirage]

[warped vigil]

Is it ok to show screenshots of dms in this server

[drowsy crest]

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, 'Holy crap! What a ride!'"

[warped vigil]

Fr

[grim edge]

"

[drowsy crest]

Holy crap what a ride

[grim edge]

We got dogman now

[drowsy crest]

wait thats what she

[grim edge]

Said

[drowsy crest]

I would like to be addressed as leader of uproarious

[grim edge]

Yessir

[drowsy crest]

would you like to join my clan

[white sorrel]

how is there 2000 elo at 2 points

[drowsy crest]

I offer you 5% of the world after I am done conquering it

[drowsy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1191846601786937384/Youcute.mp4?ex=65a6eca5&is=659477a5&hm=863a93dd67ee663208568b007fbac7c9d1643c31b35f9d697aa48de1995fd414&

how bro felt

[grim edge]

Mr Fobby

[drowsy crest]

yes

[white sorrel]

it was equal until it was not

[drowsy crest]

great statement

[white sorrel]

wait is fine actually

[brave galleon]

lmao

[grim edge]

Can you please take me as your apprentice

[drowsy crest]

Sure

[white sorrel]

i can defend this

[grim edge]

kxg2 friendly fire sacrifice

[warped portal]

how much do i get boss

[grim edge]

And you shall train me like every other main character in a movie and I slowly get stronger than you

[drowsy crest]

a solid 20

[drowsy crest]

abandon envy

[warped portal]

[drowsy crest]

be my slave and I promise you the world

[grim edge]

I'm not envious but that would make good dad lore

Beating your coach

[drowsy crest]

go on a mission with al3x and helo to prove your worth

[white sorrel]

too bad i flagged

[drowsy crest]

since we have a nation now plan 2 is to

[white sorrel]

if i didnt chat might have time

[weak cairn]

tf. bro made me join a nation without consent ⁉️

[drowsy crest]

yes

[weak cairn]

[smoky roost]

hello

[warped vigil]

hahaha

[drowsy crest]

bro

[warped portal]

there is one flaw in ur plan boss

[warped vigil]

send it again

[drowsy crest]

bast

[drowsy crest]

whats the flaw soldier

Istg no one can have fun if bast is online

[drowsy crest]

if I send it again I would be banned

thats how its always been

alright boys change of plan

[warped vigil]

you've been band before?

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/encuentro-esto-muy-misterioso-muy-misterioso-gif-8963811617000032975

[drowsy crest]

expand the cult

[weak cairn]

what if you send it but remove every vowel

[grim edge]

Who

[drowsy crest]

permanent lockout

[grim edge]

I only know you master fobby

[drowsy crest]

@weak cairn @warped portal

[warped portal]

fr