💬〡general-off-topic

[warm spindle]

Also less oil and it'll be fresh for a shorter amount of time

[high oasis]

you only know if you know

[void ether]

frying things is alright, deep frying things is called americanification

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bunnies-what-confused-meh-gif-12007368131756137942

[void ether]

get one fr so worth it

[high oasis]

im tired of this country 🥱

[viral epoch]

Same user

[warm spindle]

Then explode with a force of 500 megatons and destroy it (suggestion)

[high oasis]

na it just needs Jesus

[warm spindle]

Is blud on alibaba rn

Or is that temu

Never heard of it bro

We use amazon in developed countries

[high oasis]

i bought my niece a laptop

[weak cairn]

korean temu

[warm spindle]

Can u buy me one

[high oasis]

can you wait a few years?

[warm spindle]

Yea

No I asked first

Hi double

[high oasis]

oh by the way

[warm spindle]

Hi patient

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[high oasis]

my girlfriend would be mad if i gave money to any female that isnt apart of my immediate family so

if youre a lady im sorry but no

[alpine creek]

what if you gave money to the female cashier

[high oasis]

thats not a gift

thats me paying for my food

[grim edge]

Hello

[high oasis]

they dont even want to be there anyway

if youre lying i can and will kill you

ill also sneeze in your eyes every 2 hours

[grim edge]

Like not even a female friend?

[weak cairn]

bro named himself tyler the destroyer nahh 💀

[gentle steppe]

#sever mods

[high oasis]

nah i dont have those

used to

[grim edge]

Did she make you leave them or you lost contact in general

[high oasis]

no you need to use your brain

[drowsy crest]

stop using cuss words guys, its inappropriate and violant

[high oasis]

both

[high oasis]

violant

[drowsy crest]

violent

[high oasis]

lol?

[grim edge]

That's kind of toxic imo

She has male friends?

[alpine creek]

why does general never talk about chess

[high oasis]

its a common practice for lots of people. i work and study and look after my famiky to the point i dont even have time for another person.

[high oasis]

no she doesnt

[grim edge]

That's fine man
I thought she made you lose contact

[grim edge]

Sorry man

[high oasis]

she did in the past, but granted, those people actually used to like me

[high oasis]

its important to ask questions before having strong opinions, but i forgive ya. you didnt seem to mean anything overly negative by it.

[grim edge]

Yeah man I'm sorry

[keen parrot]

free my boy

[high oasis]

hey man relax lol its okay

i think…you just need a taco

like the authentic jawns

i should smack you

[tacit spoke]

accept your apology

[high oasis]

if youre gonna say sorry

no

[grave sail]

hi

[high oasis]

say sorry to the cat

[arctic heart]

nah

[viral epoch]

fee m boy

[shadow palm]

Hi guys, it's my first time here

[high oasis]

grow some balls

[shadow palm]

The first thing I see is THIS

[viral epoch]

Your name checks out

[shadow palm]

It's also my chess.com account name

[weak cairn]

submissive ass username

[tacit spoke]

leave before it's too late

[shadow palm]

Are people really degenerated here?

[tacit spoke]

yes

[pastel phoenix]

Not me

[shadow palm]

I'll just not talk I guess.

[weak cairn]

you gotta stand up for yourself. nobody would call a menacing man like me a femboy

[pastel phoenix]

Oh we’re in same rating group

https://www.chessratingcomparison.com/graphs

[thick owl]

wsp

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/arturo-gatti-knock-out-boxing-gif-13532876

[shadow palm]

I'm tired.

[upbeat viper]

so am I

[remote bramble]

pretty accurate

[grim edge]

Hi tired in Nathan

[viral epoch]

So am I

[high oasis]

im so happy

[remote bramble]

my puzzle rating is 2010

[high oasis]

you better be grateful

[shadow palm]

I'm retired. I'm tired.

[keen parrot]

your rating is 1200 too

[grim edge]

Boo hoo

[high oasis]

i asked my job if i could take off for vacation and they said yes

whats wrong?

[pastel phoenix]

His actual rating is 2400

[shadow palm]

The more you look at this sentence the worse it gets.

[remote bramble]

is it

[high oasis]

are you for real or are you pulling my leg?

[high oasis]

how? its a normal sentence.

[remote bramble]

LOL exactly my daily rating (well its 1970 but still really accurate)

[keen parrot]

i meant strength but yeah

[shadow palm]

My life sucks.

[high oasis]

1970 is 70 points stronger than my best victory

[remote bramble]

i need go back to 2600 pool.... my role will change

[high oasis]

you pity?

[high oasis]

why does it suck? what could make it better?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-lazy-so-done-gif-10947994489983288539

[slate owl]

WHO BEEN COUNTIN J COLE OUT❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

[high oasis]

WHAT?

[remote bramble]

says 600

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-riscord-discord-eminem-rap-gif-22846615

[high oasis]

bro im just asking a question 😭

[grim edge]

Lol

It didnt work

i love mating people

aggresively

[high oasis]

you can hmu whenever you want if you need to

[shadow palm]

The flag of Minnesota..

[grim edge]

[shadow palm]

The FLAG OF MINNESOTA

[grim edge]

Aggressive is the right way to play

[slate owl]

miss the old drake 🙏

[shadow palm]

THE FLAG OF MINNESOTA MAKES MY LIFE SUCK

[grim edge]

Oops wrong person

[pastel phoenix]

@remote bramble what to play as white?

[slate owl]

resign

[warped portal]

Miss the old kanye

[remote bramble]

cxb6 no?

[pastel phoenix]

White is winning

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1ACFweuuvf6MHtptObgreR?si=sAMNVcufRUSr7Yql9-wUkw

[remote bramble]

b7*

[slate owl]

+you posted that image for 153rd time

[high oasis]

wrong person

[slate owl]

i dont care

[grim edge]

I know

[shadow palm]

Aggressive is the right way to play

[high oasis]

brilliant move

[shadow palm]

How?

[remote bramble]

wtf i cant see it

[high oasis]

i have a brilliancy on move 5

[grim edge]

Easy

[high oasis]

should i post it?

[pastel phoenix]

I had 2 brilliants in a row

[warped portal]

He is forced to take bis so he can promote quin

[high oasis]

my girlfriend had two brilliants in the kings gambit

[pastel phoenix]

Should I post it

Oh mine is ICBM gambit

[high oasis]

yes. lets both post.

[grim edge]

Thats crazy

[shadow palm]

The Tennison gambit

[remote bramble]

so? why would you give away a bishop instead of taking on b7

[shadow palm]

Sucks

[high oasis]

yeah my girlfriend got alot better. she lets me teach her so im not surprised.

[remote bramble]

@pastel phoenix the eval falls from +9 to +5 after this "brilliant"

[warped portal]

Idk

[grim edge]

👍

[high oasis]

shes even starting to scare me positionally. she started to get cockier

[pastel phoenix]

Then why is it classified as a brilliant?

[high oasis]

i am so warm. mmm. blankets.

[shadow palm]

I don't like it when people play the Scholar's mate thinking I'm dumb.

[pastel phoenix]

Lol same

[high oasis]

use it to your advantage

[high oasis]

i play sicilian so i make my opponent look dumb for trying

[pastel phoenix]

And then I’ll use full strength to crush them

[forest pike]

Hi

[pastel phoenix]

The reason why I’m stuck at 800 is middlegame

[warped portal]

Can i remove trusted role thus feels like matrix

[remote bramble]

no idea, chess com is weird

[shadow palm]

I counterattack their trap by forking their queen

[pastel phoenix]

My opening is about 2000 rated level

[forest pike]

Escape matrix

[alpine creek]

hi we are looking for members in our Rhydon club, wanna join?

[shadow palm]

Peepee Poopoo

[pastel phoenix]

When you take a “free” queen💀

[forest pike]

I'm a beginner won't be of any use to your club

[shadow palm]

How did they fall for that??

[alpine creek]

rhydon deez nutz

[weak cairn]

my openings are dogshit 🔥

[alpine creek]

GOTEM

[warped portal]

Here is the move it starts with

[forest pike]

Nice

[alpine creek]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[shadow palm]

Shut up.

[warped portal]

Fr

[grim edge]

Helloo

[pastel phoenix]

Wanna know why 1000-1199 is bad?

[alpine creek]

because its not 2000

[shadow palm]

Poopoo Peepee

[weak cairn]

what

[upbeat viper]

2000 is bad tho'

[alpine creek]

ik 😭

[alpine creek]

we are all npcs and really trash

[shadow palm]

imo 600 is worse than 400.

[alpine creek]

nopers

[weak cairn]

tf is bro on about

[alpine creek]

Make this message the most reacted message in general.

[weak cairn]

not everyone falling for this shit

[shadow palm]

No.

[pastel phoenix]

They fall for “free” queen trick

[high oasis]

my girlfriend always plays the kings gambit. she doesn’t care if its dubious she just likes it alot.

[alpine creek]

make THIS the most reacted message in the whole of general chat.

[shadow palm]

No.

[weak cairn]

make THIS user the most blocked in the whole of general chat

[warped portal]

Yes

[alpine creek]

there is a mod amogus

[shadow palm]

"Cheesy chocolate spicy sauce"

W H A T

[alpine creek]

okay

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[pastel phoenix]

What would you play as white against me?

[alpine creek]

yessir

[shadow palm]

He is live

[alpine creek]

1 blocked message

people pretend to block others to get attention and its hilarious

[pastel phoenix]

@alpine creek do it

[alpine creek]

do what

[pastel phoenix]

What to play as white

[alpine creek]

i didnt block you lmao

[alpine creek]

i cant help you mid game thats cheating

[pastel phoenix]

It’s over

[alpine creek]

ah ok

[pastel phoenix]

That’s why there’s eval bar

[alpine creek]

yeah i just realised

[pastel phoenix]

It’s coz my opponent lost

[teal jungle]

ik its bullet but a 2000 falling for that is crazy

[alpine creek]

idk nc3? idk

i didnt

[west reef]

what who pinged me here

[pastel phoenix]

Congratulations, your queen is trapped

[high oasis]

.

[alpine creek]

I DONT KNOW I JUST RANDONMLY THOUGHT OF A MOVE

[west reef]

calm down

[alpine creek]

?

[high oasis]

what a dumb looking position

[pastel phoenix]

Agreed

[west reef]

@surreal nexus dont do that

[terse fractal]

good evening you lot

[west reef]

do not leak my private pics here

[high oasis]

i will

[west reef]

Dummy

[high oasis]

im gonna do it

[iron barn]

just develop and castle

Bb5

[west reef]

Bruh what 🤣

[west reef]

thats not even me

[high oasis]

bro yes it is

[west reef]

I am indian dumbass

[teal jungle]

now ur queen is trapped

[high oasis]

youre the whitest bull i know

[pastel phoenix]

Don’t do this blunder

[west reef]

in that pic, there is a white chump and a black guy

both look weak

[iron barn]

oh

[high oasis]

youre the bull

[west reef]

and both look gay

[iron barn]

Why is the queen even on f3

[high oasis]

the white bull

[teal jungle]

scholars mate fail I assume

[iron barn]

and the knight isnt developed

[alpine creek]

attempted schollars mate probably

[teal jungle]

actually the bsihop isnt even out

so idk

[iron barn]

who tf plays that

[high oasis]

its okay bro you dont look that bad

[pastel phoenix]

Ur queen is now trapped, you lose

[iron barn]

i know

[west reef]

bruh what, what pic she even leaked

[iron barn]

I dont develop my queen before my knight

[grim edge]

a white guy with 6 packs abs

[west reef]

did she leak my face or something ?

[high oasis]

yes

[west reef]

oh white guy ? Lol I have a fair skin

[grim edge]

She leaked on yo face? Score!

[high oasis]

hes white

[west reef]

bruh wth

[high oasis]

why would anyone pretend to be Indian?

[grim edge]

if you dont have 6 pack abs, it's not you

[west reef]

i have

[iron barn]

1. this shit is NOT fresh
2. wtf is that bald spot doing on a kids head

[west reef]

but it aint that perfect

[severe oxide]

i wanna start boxing again

[west reef]

she aint telling me what pic she leaked

[misty anchor]

[grim edge]

Is fresh

[west reef]

pretend ?

[grim edge]

gray shirt, gray pants

[high oasis]

yes

[west reef]

lmao

[west reef]

shit that one

[high oasis]

i have millions of photos of you drinking beer and eating fried chicken

that one

[grim edge]

How i look?

[pastel phoenix]

Bro

[high oasis]

ayo?

[iron barn]

nahhhhhhh

Post that shit again and im blocking u

[high oasis]

what even

[west reef]

girls do not have manners these days

[pastel phoenix]

Why is this a blunder?

[misty anchor]

No one cant know me who i am

[west reef]

they post any and everything

[grim edge]

yeah blurry pic. prob internet issues.

[pastel phoenix]

Huh?

[west reef]

ya

[pastel phoenix]

Why is this a blunder?

[grim edge]

android computer looking ahh

[iron barn]

re8 and how is white gonna guard e4

[high oasis]

my rating will be the ratio of hair to head

[terse fractal]

r9 cut

[pastel phoenix]

No it’s not coz of re8

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> imvlie

This is the Chess.com profile of imvlie. Take a look!

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 680 (704 peak)
Blitz: 931 (936 peak)
Bullet: 1506 (peak)

[iron barn]

whats the eval after re8

[grim edge]

dont call her a biatchhhh. thats mean

and very immature

and not manly or gentleman

[upbeat viper]

walrus

[grim edge]

qwaso

[iron barn]

who calls women bitches nowadays

[west reef]

well i am no gentleman

[grim edge]

@warped portal hes calling you a walrus ha!

[iron barn]

Bro tryna be some red pill "alpha" male

[west reef]

I am rough man, who swears a lot

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> imvilee

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1351 (peak)
Blitz: 1207 (1218 peak)
Bullet: 1198 (peak)

[west reef]

I never claimed to be some alpha male bs

[high oasis]

cringey

[iron barn]

black is still much better

[west reef]

yea some find it cringe

not my issue

[gentle steppe]

[iron barn]

wins a pawn according to my calculations

[west reef]

thats malaysian flag

[high oasis]

relax i wasnt trying to ping you

[gentle steppe]

No shit

[pastel phoenix]

Actually ur bad

[high oasis]

so self centered

[west reef]

what flag is that

[primal wedge]

liberia

[west reef]

o

[high oasis]

ye

[primal wedge]

random african country

[west reef]

Praise the Motherland India !!!

[high oasis]

yes

[iron barn]

Trade rooks and black wins e4 and the king gets the othe r pawns and is faster?

[west reef]

🇮🇳

[high oasis]

india is broke

cool food tho

[frigid juniper]

Hi

[high oasis]

i love the chess players

[west reef]

people still have some misconception abt india

[iron barn]

wasnt it -1.3?

[gentle steppe]

💀

[high oasis]

lol i dont

[iron barn]

-1.1 move, and its a blunder like tf

[west reef]

man said world's 5th largest economy, "broke"

[high oasis]

i just wanted to see your reaction

[west reef]

lmao

[iron barn]

show me the engine lines

[high oasis]

na india is innovative

[west reef]

ye

[high oasis]

they have a good farming industry

[west reef]

what the

what is that flaag

[iron barn]

i heard one tourist on a tv show that india smelled like piss

[pastel phoenix]

No

[gentle steppe]

U act like a american

[high oasis]

obviously they keep up with tech and work closely with amazon which is a global sensation

[west reef]

irish whiskey

[tired wren]

I guess you mean pakistan

[iron barn]

and the street food is unhygienic

[high oasis]

but thats not everywhere

[west reef]

ya

[iron barn]

if u guys sort that out somebody might give ur country a positive review

[iron barn]

istg it said -1.3 earlier

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[west reef]

my dude, now iPhones are starting to manufacture in India

[graceful lintel]

it's not an Indian flag smth

[west reef]

the world changes

[pastel phoenix]

Blunder by 0.7💀

[tired wren]

lol

[graceful lintel]

[high oasis]

not only that, but vedic medicine is near synonymous with chinese medicine which both have good reputations. indians are fairly healthy.

[graceful lintel]

[west reef]

the way u are talking, seems like u are also indian

why do u know so much

[high oasis]

am i indian now. say it. say that im indian.

[pastel phoenix]

Ur move is a blunder coz you missed the chance to win a pawn

[west reef]

yea you are brother

[high oasis]

WOOOOOOOOOO

[west reef]

lmao

[high oasis]

NEW COUNTRY UNLOCKED

[iron barn]

Give me the pgn im analyzing this shit myself

[high oasis]

i am one of them.

[west reef]

[pastel phoenix]

The bishop💀

[west reef]

do not use the P word yet tho, you might get some trouble

[grim edge]

Feels so good...

[high oasis]

whats that

whats that

[west reef]

i dont wanna say that

[pastel phoenix]

You’re too innocent

Yes

[tropic lintel]

Damnnnnnb

[high oasis]

not always but i guess i am in this situation, yes

na theyre gay

[iron barn]

blud i said give me the pgn

[high oasis]

free north koreans tho

[pastel phoenix]

For which game?

[iron barn]

the one i recommended re8 after rd1

[high oasis]

😏

[pastel phoenix]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/77381029805?tab=review&move=31

[worn ice]

Jclaus69 (2375) vs. DL0727 (856)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Bc5 5. Nxc6 dxc6 6. Be3 Qxd1+ 7. Kxd1 Bxe3 8. fxe3 Bg4+ 9. Be2 Bxe2+ 10. Kxe2 O-O-O 11. Nc3 Nf6 12. Rad1 Rxd1 13. Kxd1 Rd8+ 14. Ke1 b6 15. Ke2 c5 16. Rd1 Rxd1 17. Kxd1 a5 18. e5 Ng4 19. h3 Nxe3+ 20. Kd2 Nxg2 21. Ne2 f6 22. exf6 gxf6 23. c3 Kd7 24. a3 Ke6 25. b4 cxb4 26. cxb4 axb4 27. axb4 b5 

[pastel phoenix]

Here

[sullen valve]

hi

[drowsy crest]

3 ounces of butter 1 tbsp of garlic, saute those together on a sauce pan with medium heat for about a minute then 2 tbsp of all purpose flour one and 1/2 cup of milk, one and half cup of heavy cream, half cup of parmesan, half cup of romano cheese, salt and pepper to make sure the taste is right

[high oasis]

i think i can recyle you

you can be a water bottle or a backpack

[drowsy crest]

sure

[lime lava]

agree

[teal jungle]

what was this 2300 doing

[high oasis]

if you really want i can make you a cyborg and then we can turn you into a lifesize action figure when you die

[sullen valve]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/97809032141?tab=review
9 moves lol

[worn ice]

theyluvxJourney (100) vs. Ez_ii (191)

Move List

1. a4 d5 2. e3 Nc6 3. f4 b5 4. b4 bxa4 5. Rxa4 Nxb4 6. Rxb4 Qd6 7. [Rb2] Ba6 8. g4 Qf6 9. Bg2 Qh4# 

[pastel phoenix]

[Event "Live Chess"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2023.05.09"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Jclaus69"]
[Black "DL0727"]
[Result "0-1"]
[CurrentPosition "8/2p4p/4kp2/1p6/1P6/7P/3KN1n1/8 w - -"]
[Timezone "UTC"]
[ECO "C45"]
[ECOUrl "https://www.chess.com/openings/Scotch-Game-Classical-Variation-5.Nxc6"]
[UTCDate "2023.05.09"]
[UTCTime "14:20:02"]
[WhiteElo "2375"]
[BlackElo "856"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "DL0727 won - game abandoned"]
[StartTime "14:20:02"]
[EndDate "2023.05.09"]
[EndTime "14:24:31"]
[Link "https://www.chess.com/game/live/77381029805"]
[WhiteUrl "https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/v1/user/231752457.c5afd2f5.50x50o.3273c958eee1.jpg"]
[WhiteCountry "2"]
[WhiteTitle ""]
[BlackUrl "https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/v1/user/182274619.554c5394.50x50o.fdff7546ef75.jpg"]
[BlackCountry "125"]
[BlackTitle ""]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Bc5 5. Nxc6 dxc6 $6 6. Be3 $2 Qxd1+ 7. Kxd1
   Bxe3 8. fxe3 Bg4+ 9. Be2 Bxe2+ 10. Kxe2 O-O-O $6 11. Nc3 $2 Nf6 $9 12. Rad1 $9 Rxd1 $6
2. Kxd1 $6 Rd8+ $6 14. Ke1 b6 15. Ke2 c5 16. Rd1 $4 Rxd1 $1 17. Kxd1 $6 a5 $9 18. e5 $2
   Ng4 19. h3 $6 Nxe3+ 20. Kd2 Nxg2 21. Ne2 f6 22. exf6 gxf6 23. c3 Kd7 24. a3 Ke6
3. b4 cxb4 26. cxb4 axb4 27. axb4 b5 $2 {Game may have continued...} (27... b5
4. Nd4+ Kd7 29. Nxb5 Nf4 30. Nd4 Nxh3 31. Ke3 Ng5 {-2.32}) 0-1

[worn ice]

Jclaus69 (2375) vs. DL0727 (856)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Bc5 5. Nxc6 dxc6 6. Be3 Qxd1+ 7. Kxd1 Bxe3 8. fxe3 Bg4+ 9. Be2 Bxe2+ 10. Kxe2 O-O-O 11. Nc3 Nf6 12. Rad1 Rxd1 13. Kxd1 Rd8+ 14. Ke1 b6 15. Ke2 c5 16. Rd1 Rxd1 17. Kxd1 a5 18. e5 Ng4 19. h3 Nxe3+ 20. Kd2 Nxg2 21. Ne2 f6 22. exf6 gxf6 23. c3 Kd7 24. a3 Ke6 25. b4 cxb4 26. cxb4 axb4 27. axb4 b5 

[pastel phoenix]

I miss those times when I was 100

[brisk ingot]

Rapid anyone

[high oasis]

he said im indian

i earned indian citizenship

[iron barn]

re8 just cuts the advantage in half ig, still black is doing well

[upbeat viper]

9already ??

I have almost noone playing

[novel badge]

Hey

[remote bramble]

i am now 79th by amount of wins @upbeat viper also check your inactives, you can reclaimer the victory

[upbeat viper]

[high oasis]

im gonna sneeze

[novel badge]

?

[high oasis]

ah—ah—ah—

choo

[remote bramble]

only 4 of them were active

[novel badge]

im coming to this serv because i s*ck

[upbeat viper]

74min before claiming inactives

[drowsy crest]

bro they keep delaying my favourite manga

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> greenlandmaster

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 769 (804 peak)
Blitz: 823 (peak)

[high oasis]

you need more hobbies

[novel badge]

any french here

[severe oxide]

@upbeat viper

[drowsy crest]

I do

[warped portal]

Ok.

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🗣️

[novel badge]

wtf discord we can see member at right

thats new?

[graceful lintel]

💀

[weak cairn]

they even got the semen!

[honest drift]

Guys why am i not reaching 700 elo

[graceful lintel]

Real

[warped portal]

Mb

[graceful lintel]

Gib me my 31%

he deleted

[severe oxide]

Why was it deleted lmao

[warped portal]

Cant flex that hard

[upbeat viper]

No crypto here

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-checkmate-gif-11643339432039473066

[upbeat viper]

Children

[severe oxide]

Crypto is based

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🗣️

[severe oxide]

Bitcoin is alright but not anonymous enough for my liking

[graceful lintel]

dead caht

[west reef]

Hot dog is brokie's food

if u dont have penny, u eat hot dog

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-male-gif-27492795

[grim edge]

Huh

[west reef]

which animal part is that dummy

are u eating dog's or something

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

....

[graceful lintel]

Let him cook

[grim edge]

I should call him 😦

[graceful lintel]

[west reef]

whatever the shit that is, it looks what broke people like you eat anyways

[grim edge]

:3

[graceful lintel]

Go away 1400 mf

[grim edge]

what do you eat?

[west reef]

sush mf , why u bringing rating in to this

[grim edge]

Can i stay?

[west reef]

I eat goat meat

[graceful lintel]

Yea sure

[grim edge]

....

[west reef]

goat meat, 2 plates of rice, ribs, BBQ , etc

[graceful lintel]

Because it's a chess server
Ratings matters
Low rating=no opinions

[grim edge]

and that's it?

[west reef]

and i drink lassi

[graceful lintel]

[high oasis]

cheese yogurt

[grim edge]

okay, and then what do you have for breakfast?

[west reef]

Lassi is OP

[high oasis]

see

[grim edge]

"Chess improves iq if you have low rating you have low iq,youre dumb dumb"

-some guy in this server i forgot

[graceful lintel]

Btw lassi=butter milk

[west reef]

same thing

[high oasis]

i know my stuff bro

[grim edge]

is that for lunch and dinner, too?

[west reef]

2 plates of rice, goat meat, lassi, BBQ\

[high oasis]

goat is so good

[west reef]

I dont eat lunch

I do heavy breakfast and heavy dinner

i dont have time to eat lunch

[graceful lintel]

[high oasis]

that sounds like it makes more sense

[wild lark]

Hello friends

[west reef]

yea

[grim edge]

okay, now why there are starts in the US flag but not in France?

[graceful lintel]

I feel lonely

[west reef]

who knows

[wild lark]

🇹🇷❤️🇵🇰

[graceful lintel]

unluckymillie why delete

[wild lark]

Two brothers

[grim edge]

Btw is a mod online i wanna ask if its ok to send this specific meme ive been storing

[west reef]

same flag lmao

[grim edge]

exactly. same response we have when you responded to my questions

[high oasis]

what do you eat with naan

[west reef]

🇮🇳

[grim edge]

Wrong send to not make you die of curious it was just a kitten video comforting someone

[graceful lintel]

Real

[grim edge]

:3

[wild lark]

☠️

[west reef]

well i rarely eat Naan

[wild lark]

No

[velvet trout]

Hey ladies

[grim edge]

Bvocylcktd5odo5d59d6ka

[high oasis]

what do you eat

[west reef]

But if i do, i eat it with Goat meat @high oasis

[remote bramble]

@novel moat gg my mouse broke i cant move instantly

[grim edge]

I have down syndrome.

[high oasis]

mmm yum

[wild lark]

🇹🇷🇵🇰

[novel moat]

lmao gg

[velvet trout]

no problem haha

[west reef]

I never miss goat meat in my diet

[remote bramble]

the knight promotion was also misclick btw no disrespect

[west reef]

rice , goat meat

[high oasis]

how cheap is goat meat

[west reef]

naan, goat meat

[novel moat]

yeah I was confused

[graceful lintel]

can we stop talking about goat meat

[west reef]

its not cheap at all, but i have my own farm thats why

[modest sparrow]

@remote bramble les play rapid rn?

[grim edge]

How about paypal and then we can talk

[wild lark]

*Türkiye🇹🇷

[high oasis]

i want a farm

[remote bramble]

nah

[grim edge]

My replies are worth a ferrari

[velvet trout]

No way biatch

[west reef]

yea when u have ur own farm, its convenient, u dont need to buy eggs, milk and meat

[weak stratus]

🐈

[grim edge]

Hey dont call me the b word

[weak stratus]

can I call you the n word

[gritty orchid]

why i dont got perm to speak in vc

[west reef]

chickens will produce eggs crazy

[velvet trout]

Verify

[graceful lintel]

Saying bitch in this server is actually allowed somehow

[wild lark]

This is not the time to argue

[grim edge]

In exchange for your dignity its your choice

[velvet trout]

I said biatch

[weak stratus]

im not arguing wdym

[west reef]

Like 45,000 rupees, which is probably like 500 dollars

[weak stratus]

isnt there a city of cats in turkey

[graceful lintel]

I wish I also had a pet smth

[west reef]

per month

I have a cow, a herd of goats, and like 20 chickens

[graceful lintel]

new word?

[wild lark]

Yes, Van

[weak stratus]

you ain't making sense but ok

[novel moat]

who wants to play

[grim edge]

SOMEONE FKING HELP MY RIGHT EYE IS SO ITCHY AND TEARY

[west reef]

it costs 500 dollars every month for their food, cleaning, etc

but i also earn from it, if i sell eggs, meat and milk

[wild lark]

Van cats are famous

[remote bramble]

@upbeat viper @peak plank LMAO i am on 15 points, world top 8 too good

[grim edge]

Well fk its pink.

[graceful lintel]

take it out
Wash it and then put it back

[weak stratus]

🐈👍

[astral latch]

indian rupeee?

[grim edge]

Most realest advice.

[west reef]

Bought it from another farm

[graceful lintel]

Thanks

[west reef]

just convert 500 dollars into Indian rupee

[warped portal]

Sry to tell u but u might have cancer

[graceful lintel]

How old r u?

[ornate basalt]

we should start using giga metres in everyday life

[minor owl]

hi chat

[astral latch]

no i meant if u meant in indian ruppee or some other rupee

[west reef]

I bought it for 60k indian

[upbeat viper]

The luck damn

[graceful lintel]

I read smth else for a sec

[west reef]

23

[grim edge]

HELP??

[graceful lintel]

get a job lil

[west reef]

yea

[novel moat]

bast play

[minor owl]

korus get a life u have been on since morning

[west reef]

I have job my guy

[ornate basalt]

whats this

[warped portal]

Huh

[graceful lintel]

[astral latch]

its 41.67k

[graceful lintel]

understanable

[ornate basalt]

i have job

[velvet trout]

Let me mate you with my rook in your backrank bbg 😏😉

[astral latch]

i dont

[ornate basalt]

ok

[minor owl]

original

[west reef]

well today i was free all day, been playing chess, buying stocks online etc

[minor owl]

ogay

[west reef]

and chatting with a russian biatttt

[minor owl]

gyatt*

[astral latch]

da hek u say

[west reef]

dude, when i bought farm, it only had couple goats and a cow

[wild lark]

Tam derman derken

[weak stratus]

your job is farming?

[west reef]

the cow itself cost me like 50k

[astral latch]

no dragons?

[weak stratus]

what do you farm

[velvet trout]

Me when i blunder while tryna admire your beauty:

[west reef]

thats not even a job, its a hobby

[viscid jacinth]

Lol 9 games in 2023

[west reef]

when I am tired of city life, i go to find some tranquility in farm

[weak stratus]

oh. I thought that's your job

[gentle steppe]

[viscid jacinth]

yeah i didn't play much chess this year

[grim edge]

Chess anyone rn?

[astral latch]

[viscid jacinth]

This year I will grind chess tho

[velvet trout]

Anyone trying to play with my rook? Btw i use black pieces

[west reef]

lmfao

[sharp kite]

If I win against a 1800 elo bot and ima 900 elo player what does that make me?

[astral latch]

a bot

[grim edge]

Elo doesn't mean shit

[weak stratus]

how do you amanage a farm from the city tho

[sharp kite]

It does

[weak stratus]

isn't that like a full time thing

[west reef]

start with chicken farm, its easy to breed them

[grim edge]

I'm 800 elo

[velvet trout]

@grim edge your name

[remote bramble]

World correspondence chess championship

[sharp kite]

What bot have you won against?

[grim edge]

And I've defeated a lot of 1600 elo people

[velvet trout]

<@&745328830649991179>

[remote bramble]

[grim edge]

Idk I don't play bots

[worthy flume]

😭

[west reef]

I have a guy who looks after it, i pay him 20,000 rupee, every month

[sharp kite]

Then you are at their level

[weak stratus]

damn you're rich

[grim edge]

Chess.com Id?

[grim edge]

Yeah I mostly play offline

[weak stratus]

imagine being 23 yrs old and that much disposable income

[grim edge]

Rather than online

[astral latch]

sungam neslrac will never beat me

[sharp kite]

Same with me beating 1800 elo bot s

[gentle steppe]

Do it again

[grim edge]

@sharp kite u wanna play

[west reef]

well for indian standard, i am rich, not if u convert my money into dollars

[astral latch]

imagine being 23

[sharp kite]

I may not be their exact elo but Im supposed to be significantly higher then my current ranking

[weak stratus]

did you do computer science?

[astral latch]

u are 23?

[grim edge]

How much money you've

[west reef]

ya

[astral latch]

oo

[grim edge]

you are 23?

[west reef]

i aint telling how much i have in my bank bruh

[astral latch]

xd

[weak stratus]

nice

[grim edge]

As in what did you study

[weak stratus]

didnt ask

[west reef]

Engineering

[grim edge]

Nd what do u do

[astral latch]

IIT?

[west reef]

ya

[grim edge]

IIT?

[astral latch]

lol we asked same thing lmfao

[west reef]

no i did engineering in usa and returned to india

[grim edge]

Lol ong

thought youre 35

[astral latch]

MIT?

[grim edge]

Which college

[west reef]

my 4 years visa

[grim edge]

Btw why'd you return

[grim edge]

you meant masters degree

[west reef]

Massechuteus

[astral latch]

why not

[grim edge]

The salary in usa is way better

[grim edge]

Mit?

[west reef]

only bachelor's degree

[grim edge]

Damn man

U must be earning in crores

[minor owl]

the fact that u just assumed engineering means he was a IITIAN is insane

[west reef]

well yea

[grim edge]

why return to India?

[west reef]

I used to live in boston

[grim edge]

Ong

[astral latch]

i asked if he studied in iit -_-

[west reef]

cuz gotta marry and have family

I aint married yet

[astral latch]

cap

[grim edge]

You can do that stuff in usa

[minor owl]

no i hate u

[astral latch]

food in india bettr :)

[astral latch]

no u

[grim edge]

they do online stuff. come on man.

[west reef]

i dont like american woman

[minor owl]

ok nvm i luv u

[grim edge]

Man in usa ur minimum package would've been like 100k usd

[astral latch]

well, no u

[west reef]

na , its not the same

[grim edge]

Find an Indian woman in usa or Canada

Or take one

[astral latch]

what

[west reef]

those guys have attitude issue

[grim edge]

i went to harvard law school

The standard of life is great

[minor owl]

relationships in b/w indian born indians and foriengners is difficult to work

[astral latch]

KIDNAP?

[grim edge]

Like marry an Indian and shift to usa with her

[minor owl]

why US

[grim edge]

No take his wife along with him to the us

[astral latch]

KIDNAP WIFE?

[grim edge]

Cause he studied there

[peak plank]

[minor owl]

us is not all that great a lot of crime

[grim edge]

Or as a matter of fact any other country

[minor owl]

why not india

[grim edge]

India has a shit standard of life

[astral latch]

if i moved out of india i would go to italy or something

[west reef]

i m planning to go usa later, to do masters degree

[minor owl]

YES ITALY

PERFECT

[grim edge]

But for job prospects usa is better

i said, i went to harvard law school

[astral latch]

ttrue

[grim edge]

Especially in tech

[minor owl]

Cap

[astral latch]

but i like italy :)

[grim edge]

Like make your money in ur 30s and 40s

Then invest and retire

[astral latch]

too long

[west reef]

my brain isnt that sharp enough rn for studying, been a while

[grim edge]

thanks, yeah. i did. i visited my friend and went back to his place after that long tiring day

[astral latch]

rob bank at 15 and enjoy 30s

[grim edge]

Damn
You a lawyer

[minor owl]

bro just enjoy while earning

[cold pewter]

me when i accidentaly checkmate

[astral latch]

15 years in hideout

[grim edge]

I feel targeted

[astral latch]

BEST MINDSET

[grim edge]

You doing a job RN or business?

[grim edge]

i said i went to harvard law school. i didnt say i studied there. i went and left after visiting a friend

[minor owl]

dont grind ur ass off till ur 40s cuz u never know if u live tom so enjoy along wit it

[astral latch]

FFAXXXX

[grim edge]

This actually makes sense...,just rob a bank and hide for 10-15 years

[grim edge]

gets high

[astral latch]

ikr

[minor owl]

bro think he money heist

[minor owl]

💀

[grim edge]

Eventually theyll forget your case as years pass by and you change your name

[astral latch]

gud

[minor owl]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

@minor owl I miss you so much wherve you been

[west reef]

i do part time engineer job

[astral latch]

u could bribe ppl to change ur identity then go settle in italy and be friends with the mafia

[fallen forum]

server overload lol

[minor owl]

dawg where have u been i pinged u once

[grim edge]

Gamblung money on chess with old men,sounds about righr

[grim edge]

which programming language are you using?

[astral latch]

gamblle ur money on magnus

100% profit

[grim edge]

Ive been reading books lately

[fallen forum]

anyone here got this on screen?

[weak cairn]

except when he doesn't win

[umbral horizon]

yea

[minor owl]

damn which ones

[fallen forum]

time to play other chess websites

[west reef]

mostly python

[grim edge]

How to attack in chess

[astral latch]

but to not win he has to lose

[fallen forum]

like that microsoft chess

[minor owl]

o i thot like oh ok

[minor owl]

WTF IS WRONG WITH UR THUMB

[grim edge]

How dare you

[minor owl]

90 DEGREE LOOKIN ASS THUMB

[astral latch]

robb bank first use money to bribe italian mafia then get protection from them then kill their boss and tell a gang to rob a bank for u then go to columbian mafia and repeat

[grim edge]

Or go to jail in Denmark

[astral latch]

BUYS DENMARK

[minor owl]

mb original gangster

[quartz wagon]

server down

[umbral horizon]

/e free

[grim edge]

THATS HOW I ALWAYS READ WHEN HOLDING WYM😭😭😭

[lone zenith]

what 💀 I just opened chat to see this

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

No this cannot be forgiven,now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.

[astral latch]

hallo

[minor owl]

for what purpose ?

[lone zenith]

for what purpose? for what purposeee

[grim edge]

Ong

[astral latch]

its best way to get rich real

[grim edge]

Tbh homeless people should rob banks

[astral latch]

nahh

[grim edge]

Either they get rich or get free food clothing and shelter

[astral latch]

then they wont stay homeless

[lone zenith]

win win fr

[grim edge]

Ong

[minor owl]

yo this is genius

[grim edge]

They ain't believe in us

[astral latch]

oh thnx for the idea

[grim edge]

God did

[minor owl]

juice world did

[minor owl]

o

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bitcoin-liotta-laser-ray-until100k-btc-red-gif-22839037

[astral latch]

GUYS BEST WAY TO GET RICH IS

[hybrid perch]

yea

[astral latch]

farm coffeee like me

[grim edge]

Nahh💀💀

[umbral horizon]

embed fail

[grim edge]

i went to harvard law school

[hybrid perch]

ok nvm

[astral latch]

lvl 5824 homeless man

[hardy grove]

chess.com down ?

[grim edge]

Bro was probably homeless for the night

Must've had a fight with his wife or stuff

[astral latch]

is chess.com overated

[umbral horizon]

yea, servers being potato

[grim edge]

And left his stuff at the house

[astral latch]

omg truue

[weak cairn]

yup yup yup

[grim edge]

Unless in Asia or russia

[astral latch]

why?

[grim edge]

In Europe it's basically a resort for them

[hybrid perch]

AUGHH IT WORKED FOR 1 SECOND THEN WENT BACK SDFGRDFG

[lone zenith]

stockfish imo is overrated bros 3600 elo

[grim edge]

The conditions here are horrid

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nyan-nya-bakemonogatari-hanekawa-gif-18475220

[velvet trout]

Any girl trying to find a bf

[grim edge]

Ur mama

[astral latch]

homeless person robs in north korea af

[grim edge]

@warm spindle

[umbral horizon]

everyones getting that.

antidisestablishmentarianisms

[astral latch]

head gets obliterated by Gen 5 Fighter Jet

[warm spindle]

af

[umbral horizon]

dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane

[nimble niche]

😋

[velvet trout]

Dm

[umbral horizon]

Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon

[astral latch]

dichlorophenoxyacitic acid

[umbral horizon]

i can never get that word in jklm

or stereoelectroencephalography

[astral latch]

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

[grim edge]

she a cutie, joyous so lovely

[buoyant veldt]

when are the servers getting fixed?

[peak fog]

Imagine playing london

[umbral horizon]

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

[astral latch]

thts just rubbish

[scarlet nexus]

😭

[umbral horizon]

until roblox fixes their lag

[peak fog]

But how do you know? I didnt tell nobody

[buoyant veldt]

wat

[warm spindle]

af

[astral latch]

u cant have roblox without lag

[grim edge]

whats happening

[umbral horizon]

you need a freaking godsend pc and wifi to play roblox

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[astral latch]

HIKARU AND MAGNUS SIBLINGS CONFIREMD!?!!??!

[peak fog]

How can you be 126 fide

[umbral horizon]

hikaru x magnus ??

[peak fog]

Step sister

[astral latch]

couples

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> qwerty_qazmlp

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 497 (547 peak)
Blitz: 395 (462 peak)

[buoyant veldt]

@obsidian axle

[umbral horizon]

f**k

[astral latch]

good money making strat

Be Rich

[umbral horizon]

and then learn how to make money from them

[storm comet]

Why is the site down?

[umbral horizon]

potato servers currently

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> SANGAM KUMAR SINGH (luciferjam)

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Name: SANGAM KUMAR SINGH (luciferjam)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1293 (1326 peak)
Blitz: 1501 (peak)
Bullet: 1518 (1590 peak)

[storm comet]

I can't.

[grim edge]

why are you from that country?

[umbral horizon]

i should sell my jordan 1's i have stuck in my room

[storm comet]

Why are you asking this?

[grim edge]

why are you asking me what im asking you?

[astral latch]

its a game?

[umbral horizon]

why are you asking him what he is asking for what hes asking you?

[subtle kraken]

Oh look, the numbers (502) higher than ur rating
(Mines close to that, just messin with ya)

[astral latch]

guys i have a hot take - Chess Is Overrated, Opinions?

[alpine creek]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @astral latch, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[storm comet]

Why are you asking me why I am asking you what you're asking me?

[subtle kraken]

how long are servers down

[grim edge]

why are you asking me what im asking you and asking me what im asking you?

[astral latch]

STALE MATE

[umbral horizon]

cat girls are overrated

[astral latch]

girls are overrated

[drowsy crest]

no.

[grim edge]

I wouldn’t agree

[rigid geyser]

Humans are overrated

[astral latch]

u cant not agree

[umbral horizon]

earth is overrated

[subtle kraken]

Agreed

[astral latch]

living is overrated?

[subtle kraken]

So are guys tho

[astral latch]

mating dance

[subtle kraken]

Real

[storm comet]

Good thing I'm actually a monkey!

[umbral horizon]

/e free

[astral latch]

flosses

[umbral horizon]

and also rook ritual dances

[rigid geyser]

🐒

[grim edge]

being on discord all day everyday is overrated

[astral latch]

discord is overrated

[grim edge]

thanks for confirming

[buoyant veldt]

will we get banned if we stream lichess?

[astral latch]

whats lichess

[subtle kraken]

SAME BRO

I FINALLY MET A DISCORD MONKEY LIKE ME

[remote bramble]

Yh

[storm comet]

I don't.

[next geyser]

here we go again

[astral latch]

how do u know u are not in an ai simulated world

[novel badge]

lichess is better for free review no?

[astral latch]

the chatbots made the real ppl leave

[umbral horizon]

who likes king e2

[storm comet]

At least the monkeys stuck around.

[astral latch]

but for real they killed all the humans and eradicated humans and only wanted ai to stay

[gritty orchid]

dawg wassup with chess

[umbral horizon]

servers being poopy

[astral latch]

say popy and u are drunk

[umbral horizon]

they're on methylenedioxymethamphetamines

[velvet trout]

You arent even qualifie"d

[subtle kraken]

I just wanted to play some chess :( I’m inside someone’s white van and their asking me nsfw questions so I wanted a break and chess was what I thought of

[umbral horizon]

*ar'ent

[storm comet]

*yr'oue

[umbral horizon]

wrong word

[subtle kraken]

drow gnorw

[lone zenith]

just play lichess fr

[warm spindle]

billions

[soft lodge]

The chess.com server crashed lol

[open pumice]

I GOT THE SAME ISSUE

[weak stratus]

joe rogan is kinda good at comedy

[grim edge]

when the error is higher than ur rating

[subtle kraken]

REAL

[lone zenith]

can relate 😔

[ornate ivy]

Kinda?

[radiant mesa]

Yoo shawties

[subtle kraken]

Ur ratings 500 or 501?

[open pumice]

☠️ Mine is 643

[ornate ivy]

Mine is 128

[weak stratus]

I meant standup

his podcast is great

[radiant mesa]

How can I send images

[open pumice]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 sorry for laughing, i will go hell

[weak stratus]

standup is 50-50

[south zenith]

Dont think you can

[ornate ivy]

It’s fine I laughed at you too

[subtle kraken]

Mine is 99

[weak stratus]

or maybe 75-25

[radiant mesa]

?

[open pumice]

u can, imma meme material

[ornate ivy]

There’s no way your listening to Tate 😭