#💬〡general-off-topic
grim edge
lone zenith
only one word describes my chess caareer:
"checkmate" but its not always from me 😔
elder eagle
It works unlike yours @lone zenith
grim edge
One time I blundered my queen by force
Going into a checkmate for me
umbral wind
Amazing
severe oxide
grim edge
My chess skill is in the negatives and I think it's getting more impressive than being good at the game
lone zenith
some sacrifices should be made
elder eagle
My chess skill is in the negatives and I think it's getting more impressive than...
Definition of "lazy"
woeful stag
My chess skill is in the negatives and I think it's getting more impressive than...
pats
umbral wind
I actually quit
Bro I’ve been dropping 100 points on day and then getting it back the next😭 ik how it feels
lone zenith
My chess skill is in the negatives and I think it's getting more impressive than...
you play undertale
grim edge
Definition of "lazy"
My laziness is turning into negative skill
ornate ivy
Bro I’ve been dropping 100 points on day and then getting it back the next😭 ik ...
No there is going to be no next im done
grim edge
you play undertale
Yus
woeful stag
https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-stop-gif-15995092
Lol
elder eagle
My laziness is turning into negative skill
💀
umbral wind
No there is going to be no next im done
Nahh you’re not just don’t play today and you’ll get back into it
peak plank
😦
ashen gull
agreeable
lone zenith
No there is going to be no next im done
stfu and waste 3 hrs grinding NOW
ornate ivy
Nahh you’re not just don’t play today and you’ll get back into it
Nah this will be my last message in this server for a while. I’m done with this stupid game.
lone zenith
Nah this will be my last message in this server for a while. I’m done with this ...
bro wait
elder eagle
Sorry, but i think i need to leave now this conversation is the last thing i wanna be a part of
peak plank
Nah this will be my last message in this server for a while. I’m done with this ...
make me server owner
ashen gull
Nah this will be my last message in this server for a while. I’m done with this ...
u really became a cm to quit instantly 💀
peak plank
u really became a cm to quit instantly 💀
Moon isnt titled
lone zenith
It works unlike yours <@995355451904491531>
wdym 
lone zenith
Moon isnt titled
i am tho😎
elder eagle
wdym <:BRUHNOOO:1078430534520283256>
💀
lone zenith
Sorry, but i think i need to leave now this conversation is the last thing i wan...
byeee 😢
grim edge
https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-a...
I can't I'm not trusted yet
I'll laugh at him in 5 days
lone zenith
I can't I'm not trusted yet
I'll laugh at him in 5 days
alr bet
elder eagle
https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-g...
wdym it works 💀
cold pewter
chat is it normal to want to commit after i lose a mate in 9
lone zenith
wdym it works 💀
it doesnt 💀
lone zenith
chat is it normal to want to commit after i lose a mate in 9
coomit what?
elder eagle
chat is it normal to want to commit after i lose a mate in 9
Yes 💀
ashen gull
chat is it normal to want to commit after i lose a mate in 9
yes
cold pewter
blundering my queen in one move and losing the game where i coudl have won
cold pewter
😔
ashen gull
blundering my queen in one move and losing the game where i coudl have won
first time
i just lost my queen back to back games off tunnel vision alone
cold pewter
zamn rip
grim edge
chat is it normal to want to commit after i lose a mate in 9
It depends if you're good enough
lone zenith
blundering my queen in one move and losing the game where i coudl have won
broski martin once played barnes opening fools mate and if it werent for stockfish i wouldve missed it
cold pewter
broski martin once played barnes opening fools mate and if it werent for stockfi...
zamn 😭
cold pewter
It depends if you're good enough
nah im only 500 elo 🥹
ashen gull
💀 in the opening also which i practice and know 10 moves and more depending on the variation
cold pewter
ripp
the last game i played too i failed to see a mate in 1
but this time i managed to stay in a winning position
lone zenith
💀 in the opening also which i practice and know 10 moves and more depending on ...
yall are insane i just play e4 e5 nf3 nc6 and pray my opponent is fresh out of the womb
cold pewter
then the guy facking resigned (i still woudl have won anyways)
grim edge
nah im only 500 elo 🥹
When you're somehow worse than me you shouldn't be concerned about mates in 9
Just don't blunder your entire life away and your opponent will
ashen gull
its hard to be under 500 elo like u gotta be fresh out the womb
ashen gull
When you're somehow worse than me you shouldn't be concerned about mates in 9
Ju...
agreed under 800 dont blunder everything
or 700 or smth
cold pewter
When you're somehow worse than me you shouldn't be concerned about mates in 9
Ju...
bet
lone zenith
nah im only 500 elo 🥹
💀 then why a re u complaining abt m9s
cold pewter
i saw the evaulation after the game
ashen gull
💀 then why a re u complaining abt m9s
agreed
but if u miss a mate in 1 or get mated always by mate in 1's is where the real problem is
cold pewter
the probelm is either i get overconfident or very nervous when im in a winning position and then i facking lose
or fail to see m1s
ashen gull
the probelm is either i get overconfident or very nervous when im in a winning p...
always be nervous
lone zenith
the probelm is either i get overconfident or very nervous when im in a winning p...
just play 15 10
cold pewter
oh ok
ashen gull
helps u focus always think ur losing is what i do
twin moon
Dear Men’s collection,
Who the f* is men and why do I have a deodorant stick from his collection.
Sincerely, Benjamin
lone zenith
helps u focus always think ur losing is what i do
has m1
opponent does too but its ur turn
**sac mate so that they cant mate 💀 **
lone zenith
Dear Men’s collection,
Who the f* is men and why do I have a deodorant stick fro...
Deaar ben,
i believe you have my deodorant stick
Sincerely, men
ashen gull
after this match
lone zenith
gtg chat byee
twin moon
Deaar ben,
i believe you have my deodorant stick
Sincerely, men
Dear Hamood Walakhamood Bint Hamdan,
Your name is not Men
Love, Ben
ashen gull
oh ok
recommendation always think ur opponent is better and look harder for moves never lose focus it helps also when its their move continue thinking
simple lagoon
what happens if i test one thing
neon pond
not
ashen gull
its not what u on about???
u would still not have abs
u should prob not say that in a chess server 💀
go to like a nsfw one or smth
desert oxide
go to like a nsfw one or smth
This film is good ?
ashen gull
This film is good ?
wth i saw that yesterday at AMC movies
desert oxide
wth i saw that yesterday at AMC movies
Yeah i know
spare forum
This film is good ?
no
ashen gull
what u basically just said was ur white right? give me rights
spare forum
what u basically just said was ur white right? give me rights
rights are for whites
what did bro do to u ☠️
desert oxide
Error
south zenith
Heyooo
Happy New year and such
May everyone gain 1000 elo this year
But most importantly. May I gain 1000 elo this year
weak cairn
i hope you lose 1000 elo this year 😃
south zenith
I love you too
ashen gull
i hope you lose 1000 elo this year 😃
blud wants me to go into the negatives 😭
weak cairn
blud wants me to go into the negatives 😭
ideally yes
south zenith
it'd be nice if everyone lost 1000 elo except for me
Thats true
south zenith
Lol thats me
ashen gull
it'd be nice if everyone lost 1000 elo except for me
still wouldnt be the best in the world 💀
desert oxide
Lol thats me
😂😂
weak cairn
still wouldnt be the best in the world 💀
no shit neither do i want to be
cold pewter
recommendation always think ur opponent is better and look harder for moves neve...
aight
tysm man
digital thistle
How do we post images
ashen gull
no shit neither do i want to be
skill issue
weak cairn
skill issue
true
but i also don't want to play chess seriously
its just something to play for fun sometimes
digital thistle
Is this a skill issue
south zenith
How do we post images
I think you need a role or something
desert oxide
You had those ready to go?
No that was quick search
weak cairn
Is this a skill issue
bro got lapped wtf
ashen gull
wants to play
yo dm the link
warm sonnet
q
digital thistle
bro got lapped wtf
Hikaru's best 3 minute was 59 lol
grim edge
whats the magni
weak cairn
Hikaru's best 3 minute was 59 lol
bro is crazy at puzzles
ashen gull
Is this a skill issue
most likely
hushed compass
anyone have any tips on how to get our of 480 blitz
weak cairn
anyone have any tips on how to get our of 480 blitz
don't blunder your queen
south zenith
Its just like Hikaru already knows the puzzle before he does the move
warm sonnet
I've already sent yo
ashen gull
anyone have any tips on how to get our of 480 blitz
how to get out of 480 blitz is just dont blunder everything
hushed compass
don't blunder your queen
no but actually the 480 gameplay isn't that bad
digital thistle
bro is crazy at puzzles
Yet they are rated only 2200
hushed compass
like actually like what opening should i play
weak cairn
no but actually the 480 gameplay isn't that bad
dude i was rated 480 a few months ago. if you don't blunder you'll win
hushed compass
dude i was rated 480 a few months ago. if you don't blunder you'll win
i don't and i still get coked
digital thistle
2200 is the new 3000
weak cairn
i don't and i still get coked
tf. wanna play some unrated then to practice
fierce crater
abolcs
patent lodge
ok lez continue here
fierce crater
the ukraine one is interesting
grim edge
is it possible to beat The Magni
patent lodge
the ukraine one is interesting
well.. i cant say xd
hushed compass
tf. wanna play some unrated then to practice
ok
patent lodge
all I ask is, do you stand with your countries current position on ukraine?
hell nahh
hushed compass
after i finish
patent lodge
interesting
from river to sea... (i cant finish this either)
hushed compass
im only 1000 but i'll try to see what ur problem is
im 480
patent lodge
iykyk
fierce crater
from river to sea... (i cant finish this either)
funny you say that
patent lodge
funny you say that
why?
fierce crater
considering where Im from
patent lodge
considering where Im from
lemme guess
fierce crater
you can guess
patent lodge
israel?
hushed compass
actually whats your account and i'll just look at one of your games
bennielu99
fierce crater
well then you know what i wanna say
I've heard it a million times
patent lodge
I've heard it a million times
u'd hear it one more time if it wasnt for stoopid no politics rule
blazing field
i may be homophobic but im indeed not scared of homes
fierce crater
u'd hear it one more time if it wasnt for stoopid no politics rule
wait thats a rule in this server?
patent lodge
wait thats a rule in this server?
probably idk
patent lodge
I mean W chess.com moment
ok ill say it
patent lodge
lets hope i wont get banned
fierce crater
lets hope i wont get banned
ban in 3
blazing field
lets hope i wont get banned
bannned
mellow whale
hi
patent lodge
yo expect one
patent lodge
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
swift panther
british people are so hateable
patent lodge
british people are so hateable
wagwan innit?
fierce crater
i just looked at previous ppl who said it and theyre all banned
talking about positions you have, do you propose 1 state, 2 states, or 13,000,000 states?
blazing field
british people are so hateable
facts
patent lodge
talking about positions you have, do you propose 1 state, 2 states, or 13,000,00...
what states? united States?
fierce crater
what states? united States?
you rascal, you know exactly what Im talking about
blazing field
hushed compass
um...
patent lodge
you rascal, you know exactly what Im talking about
indeed. well id rather not say
patent lodge
fierce crater
indeed. well id rather not say
then it is what Im assuming it is
patent lodge
maybe
blazing field
im ngl i downloaded dat
weak cairn
this is just cap
hushed compass
this is just cap
did u look
weak cairn
did u look
i did and just don't blunder
patent lodge
hushed compass
i did and just don't blunder
i don't
patent lodge
blazing field
this is just cap
weak cairn
i don't
i watched your last game and you did good and won
just play like that all the time
keen parrot
i thought greenwood no?
patent lodge
i thought greenwood no?
brittle cosmos
Realest shit ever
weak cairn
never send something like this again
warped portal
Benzema mentality>>
ahhahahahha
indigo socket
Where do i use commands?
drowsy crest
ahhahahahha
alex I am getting you in the gang
patent lodge
alex I am getting you in the gang
yo im also alex
drowsy crest
yo im also alex
I meant the alex who is now my homie
patent lodge
I meant the alex who is now my homie
why not have 2 alexes? 2 is always better than 1 no?
patent lodge
xD
drowsy crest
drowsy crest
ayo I am not rude :<
patent lodge
ayo I am not rude :<
then why not have 2 alexes
warped portal
I meant the alex who is now my homie
drowsy crest
then why not have 2 alexes
idk you enough yet
drowsy crest
https://tenor.com/view/i-got-you-my-brother-homie-gif-18125865
love you too bro
now about the plan to dominate the world
warped portal
bro i was about to say that
patent lodge
idk you enough yet
u can get to knkw me lol
drowsy crest
bro i was about to say that
Ah
well too late
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Develop a super-secret Giggle Bomb that disperses laughter instead of harmful substances.
Distribute Giggle Bombs worldwide, causing uncontrollable laughter in major cities.
Use the distraction to take over popular comedy clubs and TV stations, ensuring your jokes reach every corner of the globe.
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Assemble an international team of pun enthusiasts, known as the Punderful Alliance.
Conquer social media platforms by flooding them with puns and witty wordplay.
Hold pun competitions, and the nation with the best puns becomes an honorary member of your alliance.
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Establish a global council called the Laughter Legislature.
Pass laws that mandate daily joke-telling breaks in all workplaces and schools.
Institute a "Tickle Tax" to fund global laughter festivals.
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Introduce a new global currency based on humor – the "Giggle Dollar."
The stronger the joke, the higher the currency value.
Use your comedic influence to control the world economy in the most hilarious way possible.
drowsy crest
u can get to knkw me lol
we will acheive that over time my guy
elfin crag
wtf?
warped portal
# Operation Hug-A-Lot World Domination Plan:
## Phase 1: The Giggle Bomb
Devel...
we starting tmrw get ur self ready
drowsy crest
we starting tmrw get ur self ready
LES GO
covert cosmos
:3
warm sonnet
good games
drowsy crest
https://tenor.com/view/guerra-war-ready-to-fight-gear-up-arnold-schwarzenegger-g...
phase 1 of the plan is WIP rn
covert cosmos
yes
covert cosmos
no
glad canyon
drowsy crest
yes
warped portal
is this mf in gang to?
drowsy crest
is this mf in gang to?
nah
covert cosmos
geomitre dash
drowsy crest
only you and helo
drowsy crest
geomitre dash
throw kirby
glad canyon
🗿
covert cosmos
throw kirby
no
drowsy crest
But i respect it
and I respect your vids the same my guy
destroy em gotham chess kids
south zenith
and I respect your vids the same my guy
Awesome! Didnt know you knew me
blazing field
south zenith
Oh cool haha
drowsy crest
glad to know you tho
south zenith
Imma post a new video this week too
drowsy crest
get that 1K my guy, you are gonna be the new next gen best chess player
south zenith
My new years resolution is to post more
drowsy crest
you are gonna get it trust
blazing field
Imma post a new video this week too
whats your yt acc??
south zenith
whats your yt acc??
Its like my dc name
blazing field
Its like my dc name
aight ima check it out
fierce crater
Oh cool haha
hey its you
drowsy crest
I need to chat here more haha
isnt really necessary but your choice
south zenith
ia tell you if its goo or not
Sure! Lemme know
fierce crater
Sure! Lemme know
you are the guy that dmed me recommending the dutch defense
south zenith
isnt really necessary but your choice
I like it from time to time. Not specifically chess talk but just chatting in general
drowsy crest
didnt watch the full vid
fierce crater
(I never played the dutch after the suggestion)
south zenith
(I never played the dutch after the suggestion)
Oh no
It helped me get a better position against top GM Loek van Wely
drowsy crest
you look old tho
fierce crater
Im a dirty budapest gambit player
south zenith
I did lose in the end tho
blazing field
bro looks handsome
nuh uh
fierce crater
I did lose in the end tho
makes sense
south zenith
you look old tho
Im only 24 tho
drowsy crest
Im only 24 tho
what do you do for a living
south zenith
what do you do for a living
At the moment im getting treatment for a disorder called Functional Neurogical Disorder. No time or energy to work sadly. I used to teach maths to 12-14 year olds
covert delta
is caro kann a good opening for 970 rated
blazing field
Im only 24 tho
why you making fun of gothamchess lol
fierce crater
is caro kann a good opening for 970 rated
I answered you in chess talk
south zenith
why you making fun of gothamchess lol
Im meming haga
covert delta
I answered you in chess talk
yea
drowsy crest
At the moment im getting treatment for a disorder called Functional Neurogical D...
ah thats sad, how did the problem occur
south zenith
is caro kann a good opening for 970 rated
Yes it is
blazing field
Im meming haga
aight well ima sub to you if thats alright
south zenith
ah thats sad, how did the problem occur
Bad luck i guess.
south zenith
aight well ima sub to you if thats alright
Appreciate it a lot!
regal pasture
bruh there is no drunk magnus
drowsy crest
Bad luck i guess.
is there a cure
drowsy crest
bruh there is no drunk magnus
it would beat stockfish
sullen cedar
Hello, new here. Been playing chess on Chess.com for awhile now. I'm not great but I dont feel like I'm terrible either. I was hoping someone could explaine why 500-600 ELO seems so difficult.
blazing field
Appreciate it a lot!
np my man
south zenith
is there a cure
I have to learn to live with it sadly. Last year I was paralysed in my right arm and leg for 3 months straight. Its a real bummer. But once i learn to live with it i might be able to get better
drowsy crest
I have to learn to live with it sadly. Last year I was paralysed in my right arm...
thats nice ig
grim edge
Any elo you are and are playing against is going to seem difficult. It’s called your skill level
drowsy crest
he is not even conscious
lmao
blazing field
he is not even conscious
he built diff
gilded flower
Its like my dc name
dude the acc is mad fire, subbed
drowsy crest
your trap videos gets more views than the rest you should focus on that more 👀
south zenith
dude the acc is mad fire, subbed
Awesome!! I try hard so i love it
regal pasture
he built diff
sleeping magnus beat me
gilded flower
I have to learn to live with it sadly. Last year I was paralysed in my right arm...
stay strong
regal pasture
:(
south zenith
your trap videos gets more views than the rest you should focus on that more 👀
Yea but i wanna do more than that. I like making opening videos too
blazing field
drowsy crest
Yea but i wanna do more than that. I like making opening videos too
ah thats gonna be hard, well gl
south zenith
ah thats gonna be hard, well gl
Thank you!
fierce crater
bruh there is no drunk magnus
no drunk one? not worth playing
grim edge
Drunk magnus would still checkmate you
fierce crater
Drunk magnus would still checkmate you
drunk magnus could beat me blindfolded
regal pasture
no drunk one? not worth playing
for real
blazing field
movie time
blazing field
Drunk magnus would still checkmate you
wanna see a nice calm movie??
fierce crater
wanna see a nice calm movie??
gru becomes a totalitarian dictator
bleak isle
@fierce cratergay?
fierce crater
<@774611428006690837>gay?
it is not a pride flag, no
blazing field
it is not a pride flag, no
he was trying to take a shot
fierce crater
he was trying to take a shot
nah he was guessing the flag
torpid badge
How is 2024
bleak isle
How is 2024
🙂 fine
south zenith
gru becomes a totalitarian dictator
Great movies ngl
torpid badge
Why is everyone red name
fierce crater
Great movies ngl
gotta watch them with some popcorn
bleak isle
@torpid badgeno
south zenith
How is 2024
I ate a lot of 'oliebollen' which is a dutch thing
blazing field
KING BOBBBBB ON TOP!!!!
torpid badge
2024 is going chaotic for the first day for me
south zenith
gotta watch them with some popcorn
These movies were on the tv during the holiday in my country which was a nice way to spend the evening
fierce crater
These movies were on the tv during the holiday in my country which was a nice wa...
you gotta buy one of those small popcorn machines and make homemade popcorn
gilded flower
Its 3:52am
where do you live?
fierce crater
or just do it on the stove
south zenith
you gotta buy one of those small popcorn machines and make homemade popcorn
I usually get microwave popcorn
torpid badge
where do you live?
South East Asia
fierce crater
I usually get microwave popcorn
not the packed ones
take corn
and pop it on the stove
add some salt, and do it with oil
it comes out tasting very good
blazing field
Im making instant noodles
IM bouta eat me some biscuits a gavy
fierce crater
i hav carmal seasoning lol
if you like it you can add it
thats the good thing about domestic popcorn
you can make it taste however you want
obsidian sail
can i play someone
weak cairn
bro said domestic popcorn
blazing field
rating???
blazing field
can i play someone
rating??
blazing field
like 500-600
im 300-400 cus i dont play much no more
but we can play im kinda rusty tho
obsidian sail
do you want to play
blazing field
do you want to play
sure
obsidian sail
fierce crater
bro i think im Hikaru
you have to consider more variations
blazing field
https://play.chess.com/XVdo4
regal pasture
now i can say i beat magnus
gilded flower
bro i think im Hikaru
you obv missed mate in 129, try again
blazing field
https://play.chess.com/XVdo4
do my link plsss
blazing field
now i can say i beat magnus
good job my man i new you had it in you
trail prism
My niece shiet his diaper next to me
fossil nymph
Lost 4 rapid games despite winning at a moment
blazing field
My niece shiet his diaper next to me <:BRUHNOOO:1078430534520283256>
...
regal pasture
good job my man i new you had it in you
yes :)
fossil nymph
Chess makes me feel stupid sometimes
neon pond
rated lmfao
blazing field
i lost 50 elo before cus my dumasasssss wanted to play a low level on rating
obsidian sail
rematch joe
wet terrace
rematch joe
oh that was you?
obsidian sail
wait that was you
wet terrace
yea that was me
obsidian sail
ohh
wet terrace
lol
rocky timber
Does anyone want to play with me
obsidian sail
rematch?
wet terrace
sure
rocky timber
My elo 900
lament jacinth
Dang
blazing field
yea that was me
ruh i was wondering why i coudent get it to work
cold pewter
the more i play the more i realize how shit i am at chess
elfin crag
i know this is not chess related, but...
Programming in Minecraft Enchantment table language
blazing field
i know this is not chess related, but...
Programming in Minecraft Enchantment ta...
100% know that
ezzz to read frfr
elfin crag
fr fr
blazing field
lol
drowsy crest
i know this is not chess related, but...
Programming in Minecraft Enchantment ta...
did you really do that
if not then where did you get this meme from
cold oracle
How long does it take for chess to process a refund
blazing field
if not then where did you get this meme from
he didnt
south zenith
i know this is not chess related, but...
Programming in Minecraft Enchantment ta...
Yo are you dutch?
Or speak dutch
gilded flower
How long does it take for chess to process a refund
around 2-8 light years
gilded flower
Like I’ve emailed and messaged about 5 times
sadly i dont think i can help with that🫂
cold oracle
Ik
lament jacinth
They typically ignore refund requests
cold oracle
I was just wondering if anyone has had the same issue
brittle cosmos
around 2-8 light years
gilded flower
south zenith
They typically ignore refund requests
Fr?
gilded flower
bleeeh
teal jungle
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/104574595?tab=review&move=78 my first attempt against alexander bot, pretty satisfying game
brittle cosmos
Silli cat
blazing field
south zenith
Eww
gilded flower
blazing field
im eating bitcuts and gravy
gilded flower
yummerz
blazing field
cats dont snitch on you for havinf drugs
myboy on drugs??????????????????//
can i have sum
warped portal
dogs are better then cat
Apsolutely
blazing field
Apsolutely
facts
grim edge
woof
gilded flower
can i have sum
na, ya dog will tell on us🙏
scarlet kraken
Any asian here ?
warped portal
pallid plinth
what do yall think the best move for black is
blazing field
Any asian here ?
my boy did not just come here on a chess server to ask for asian women...(yes theres alot)
scarlet kraken
Give me any
drowsy crest
Any asian here ?
I am
scarlet kraken
Yeahe
warped portal
Give me any
I mn Asian girl to dont mind my profile i mn catfishing
drowsy crest
take me with you plss
you dont want the work culture here
blazing field
you dont want the work culture here
i want them hot anime girls
scarlet kraken
Let's play a match guys
drowsy crest
i want them hot anime girls
😭 aint nothing like that here
scarlet kraken
i want them hot anime girls
Hinata
gilded flower
Give me any
slavs better tbh🙏
simple lagoon
guys i did a nft
warped portal
Yall down bad
simple lagoon
whats your opinions
blazing field
😭 aint nothing like that here
i will still come
warped portal
whats your opinions
I invest 1 mil
gilded flower
whats your opinions
i think luke owns this idk
simple lagoon
I invest 1 mil
i accept also nitro
blazing field
😭 aint nothing like that here
they all prob have STDs anyways
gilded flower
Yall down bad
i see a slavic girl im on my knees barking my guy
edgy cairn
So anyone can just make an nft? How are they worth anything then
warped portal
So anyone can just make an nft? How are they worth anything then
No its only luke
south zenith
Nfts are a scam
gilded flower
Nfts are a scam
lucky for me i dont have any money than💀 🙏
simple lagoon
So anyone can just make an nft? How are they worth anything then
im sorry ma'am im not 'anyone'
im the creator of the first nft in 2024
iron barn
i see a slavic girl im on my knees barking my guy
aint no way
gilded flower
aint no way
way
grim edge
I quit chess
south zenith
lucky for me i dont have any money than💀 🙏
Having money isnt worth much. All you can do with it is lose it
warped portal
Uncle ted
blazing field
south zenith
I quit chess
😦
grim edge
I quit chess
Nvm i had a totem of undying im back
drowsy crest
i will still come
ok
simple lagoon
i see a slavic girl im on my knees barking my guy
privet comrade
gilded flower
I quit chess
been there
grim edge
nvm i died again i quit again
scarlet kraken
Anyone up for match?
brittle cosmos
Why 😭
gilded flower
privet comrade
dw im down for femboys too🥰
simple lagoon
dw im down for femboys too🥰
wha
warped portal
brittle cosmos
Real
warped portal
Better call saul
warped portal
Even better
simple lagoon
anyone buys this nft? bids starting now
south zenith
So the amount of money i need to take this off your hands?
umbral wind
what do yall think the best move for black is
Rxf2? idk what else it could be
simple lagoon
So the amount of money i need to take this off your hands?
offer and i tell you if i want more
bright prairie
Yo
blazing field
So the amount of money i need to take this off your hands?
i will take free money
south zenith
offer and i tell you if i want more
I want you to give me 20 euros
simple lagoon
I want you to give me 20 euros
not rich sorry
warm valve
Sure
south zenith
not rich sorry
Then keep it 😜
blazing field
south zenith
i will take free money
Hey me too!
grim edge
warrup
lament jacinth
I want you to give me 20 euros
Ill give you 20 Euros if you give me 40 euros
south zenith
Ill give you 20 Euros if you give me 40 euros
Wow thats free money
simple lagoon
Then keep it 😜
but do you know how much time i wasted in that nft? 1 month
south zenith
but do you know how much time i wasted in that nft? 1 month
For real? So you admit it was wasted?
brittle cosmos
Crazy
brittle cosmos
😔
brittle cosmos
I’m good anyway
edgy cairn
Astolfo supremacy?
blazing field
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
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Rapid: 2100 (peak)
Blitz: 2204 (peak)
Bullet: 2202 (peak)
honest drift
Preach
haughty mortar
Aint nobody cares enough to preach
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 680 (704 peak)
Blitz: 931 (936 peak)
Bullet: 1506 (peak)
grim edge
wrong account
haughty mortar
IM PREACHINBRG
grim edge
1506 bullet and then 600 less blitz 🔥
edgy cairn
And 300 less rapid
grim edge
i don't play rapid
edgy cairn
Is this some joke about how gen z doesn’t have any attention span
grim edge
that's why i made that acc 😉
honest drift
Aint nobody cares enough to preach
grim edge
2202 bullet is acti mad impressive
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2419 (peak)
Blitz: 2201 (2486 peak)
Bullet: 2912 (2955 peak)
honest drift
Blitz even more
grim edge
smashhh
grim edge
im 1200 at all of them then 1500 bullet
lapis lava
i play all my blitz games blindfold
grim edge
word
honest drift
Valid
lapis lava
it is so boring
simple lagoon
my best conversation till now
worn iceBOT
Name: Lucas Eussen (snanzy12)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1774 (1791 peak)
Blitz: 1858 (1862 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2208 peak)
honest drift
it is so boring
Since when is blitz boring
wooden whale
am i good?
honest drift
I had crazy good games today
honest drift
Average
bright prairie
Free pomegranate 🇬🇶🇬🇶🇬🇶🇬🇶🇬🇶🇬🇶🇬🇶🇬🇶
Don't ping me for nothing
grim edge
blitz is boring if you're higher at bullet
bright prairie
Yeah i'm a bullet enjoyer
honest drift
blitz is boring if you're higher at bullet
No people start playing bullet when they get bored of chess
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1215 (peak)
Blitz: 1180 (1182 peak)
Bullet: 1198 (peak)
honest drift
Bullet is closer to a video game
south zenith
Bullet isnt chess indeed
Its pure trickery
And speed is more important than accuraccy
bright prairie
Its pure trickery
When you play too much bullet you'll see that 1 minute is enough
signal slate
bright prairie
Bruh
south zenith
When you play too much bullet you'll see that 1 minute is enough
Well there is no time to think tho
honest drift
Israeli propaganda
south zenith
Lol what
primal wedge
e
honest drift
When you play too much bullet you'll see that 1 minute is enough
It is enough yeah but tbh blitz is so much more fun than bullet
bright prairie
Israeli propaganda
They literally post their women solider in tiktok
primal wedge
They literally post their women solider in tiktok
smash
bright prairie
It is enough yeah but tbh blitz is so much more fun than bullet
Blitz shows your reel strength
south zenith
Blitz shows your reel strength
Classical shows your real strength
Its the purest form of chess
It is a test of truly being able to understand a position
bright prairie
It is a test of truly being able to understand a position
Bro
I would die before the time ends
primal wedge
if you good at bullet you good at all of them
bright prairie
Skill issu i guess
south zenith
Hahaha its a matter of patience
haughty mortar
Blitz shows your reel strength
Rapid shows your real strenght up to 2100-2200 then blitz
bright prairie
if you good at bullet you good at all of them
I don't have time for classical
fallen valley
if you good at bullet you good at all of them
weak cairn
It is a test of truly being able to understand a position
no way im sitting down for allat time without getting bored
south zenith
I don't have time for classical
Classical is only fun irl against a real opponent
haughty mortar
if you good at bullet you good at all of them
Top 10 shit statements
bright prairie
Classical is only fun irl against a real opponent
Totally agree
lime lava
south zenith
no way im sitting down for allat time without getting bored
Thats a generational problem
weak cairn
i'd deadass need subway surfer gameplay if i were to play classical
bright prairie
Classical is only fun irl against a real opponent
When you don't play classical too much.
south zenith
Kids nowadays are brainwashed by social media
weak cairn
i'd deadass need subway surfer gameplay if i were to play classical
free me 🕊️
bright prairie
<:blunder:823648979194740746> <:blunder:823648979194740746> <:blunder:8236489791...
WinterOceanSun
grim edge
:3
bright prairie
I switched to lichess...
grim edge
hello ShallowRiverMoon
south zenith
Kids nowadays are brainwashed by social media
As in they are taught that you can just swipe to get new content in a millisecond
fallen valley
i'd deadass need subway surfer gameplay if i were to play classical
The industrial revolution and its consequences
grim edge
kids these days
bright prairie
kids these days
You're a kid too
weak cairn
i don't even use tiktok too 😢
primal wedge
shorts
weak cairn
my attention span is still fried though
bright prairie
i don't even use tiktok too 😢
That's good. You're not sick
primal wedge
relate
grim edge
You're a kid too <:BRUHNOOO:1078430534520283256>
could be but at least I don't have an attention span deficit
primal wedge
do not watch them
adhd
weak cairn
i might actually have adhd idk im not gonna go get tested seems like effort
primal wedge
relate
south zenith
i might actually have adhd idk im not gonna go get tested seems like effort
As long as you dont run into big issues theres no need
bright prairie
could be but at least I don't have an attention span deficit
warped portal
Is adhd cureable
south zenith
Is adhd cureable
Yea by vaping
obsidian sail
anyone want to play
warped portal
Yea by vaping
By vaping?
south zenith
No im kidding theres no cure vaping is bad mkay
weak cairn
this server truly has some of this generation's greatest minds
primal wedge
Is adhd cureable
methylphenidate
warped portal
this server truly has some of this generation's greatest minds
Appreciate that
weak cairn
i was talking about me
warped portal
methylphenidate
drowsy crest
i was talking about me
you dont ever make me regret adding you
warped portal
Dont click on that
primal wedge
is of cat
honest drift
Rapid shows your real strenght up to 2100-2200 then blitz
facts lol
primal wedge
Dont click on that
it has the pin next to it
warped portal
Kanye west
hallow gate
@upbeat viper guess what day it is 😍
warped portal
Monday
weak cairn
you dont ever make me regret adding you
im such a great guy 💁♂️
drowsy crest
im such a great guy 💁♂️
no cap
high oasis
cats
soft lodge
Who is playing in the daily chess championship??
high oasis
i am world champion
soft lodge
i am world champion
Woah crazy
high oasis
world champion of 1 second blitz with 3 second increments
soft lodge
world champion of 1 second blitz with 3 second increments
Really
high oasis
no
soft lodge
lol
blazing field
WHO WANNA PLAY CHESS WITH ME
high oasis
oh, and cats
blazing field
oh, and cats
DOGS ARE BETTER
high oasis
yo, where did you put my controller at?
blazing field
sorry caps
high oasis
joe where did you put it
blazing field
joe where did you put it
i gave it to jake
hallow gate
finally played enough to reach the +-8 rating
blazing field
im never letting you use my playstation again bro
SORRY ITS NOT MY FAULT
high oasis
bro it literally is
blazing field
how
high oasis
i trusted you with it. therefore, you had the responsibility to keep it.
blazing field
i trusted you with it. therefore, you had the responsibility to keep it.
i gave it to jake tho soo
high oasis
no
blazing field
as jake where it s
high oasis
bro i will cut off your members
high oasis
i will peel you like a grape and scalpel
i will buy my mom a house by selling you to the black market im so fr
freaking playstation bro
blazing field
i will peel you like a grape and scalpel
blazing field
freaking playstation bro
well then if i cant use your playstation im never letting you use my comp agian
alpine stream
Nice
blazing field
nuh uh
alpine stream
Np
blazing field
covert cosmos
alpine stream
I am kinda bullied in that way xd, i just do nothing playing game. I am just good guy and yk these things. But your Pfp on PC is so nice i want something like this 😍
high oasis
and i got 3 presents. soap, bath bomb, and $60.
blazing field
FURRRYYYYY
verbal thunder
beautiful morning
covert cosmos
:3
high oasis
looks about right
covert cosmos
epic
high oasis
im so mad at joe man
blazing field
im so mad at joe man
NUH UH
covert cosmos
NOOO FURRRYYSSSSSS
UwU
blazing field
eww stop plsss
covert cosmos
huh
high oasis
i said nothing
blazing field
i said nothing
its a she moron
blazing field
i said nothing
this what she loook like
keen parrot
this what she loook like
wrong
blazing field
i said nothing
wanna play chess??
blazing field
my girlfriend is about as real as the fact that you arent a dude
im homophobic but im not scared of homes
high oasis
last time i played chess was against a 1900 and i won
blazing field
i only play 1500+
your a btititchchch
high oasis
no i aint im just better than you
hallow gate
@keen parrot do you know what day it is today
high oasis
your moms a sport
slate quiver
Who wants to play chess https://lichess.org/d0IJMlId
blazing field
<@313193051541602306> do you know what day it is today
..
high oasis
nah bro i dont wanna any thank yous
i really dont like apple pie
i do like blueberry pie tho
blazing field
drowsy crest
LMAO thats def stockfish
blazing field
no one takes 14 seconds per move
i do
drowsy crest
how was the dude playing
keen parrot
is this guy an npc
happy bday
hallow gate
BRO U DONT NEED 14 SECONDS TO RECAPTURE
hallow gate
happy bday
omg ty
blazing field
anyone wanna play a unrated chess game???
quaint silo
I am now officially a 500 rated player
dim fog
brittle cosmos
Bros a legend
blazing field
Bros a legend
facts
blazing field
im literally the best ever
eww
brittle cosmos
I am now officially a 500 rated player
Congrats
brittle cosmos
Can’t believe it’s 2014 already 😢
verbal vigil
@hallow gate wha is your rating
blazing field
Can’t believe it’s 2014 already 😢
fr
verbal thunder
i wanna go back to the 2010s
grim edge
Can’t believe it’s 2014 already 😢
Fr
verbal thunder
remember back in elementary school, the coolest thing to have were beyblades and watches
now people flexing ipads phones
blazing field
grim edge
now people flexing ipads phones
Year 7s walking around with 8 iphone 15s istg
verbal thunder
Year 7s walking around with 8 iphone 15s istg
bro i didnt have my first phone till middle school
grim edge
bro i didnt have my first phone till middle school
I got my first in year 6
Was a 2nd hand iPhone 6
Actually 3rd hand
verbal thunder
hand?
high oasis
arm?
verbal thunder
leg?
high oasis
you should be left outside
verbal thunder
i could only call people on it
limpid jackal
h
blazing field
you should be left outside
nuh uhuh
umbral wind
Ong
weary umbra
Crazy right
lament jacinth
Woa
alpine haven
Crazy right
No life
warped portal
Crazy right
Cant understand people who listen to music
sage light
holy i love ruy lopez
iron barn
holy i love ruy lopez
nerd
coarse marsh
Where should I show my championship livestream to prove I'm not cheating?
iron barn
(im a london player)
weary umbra
No life
It's because i listen to it even when I am doing maths
And almost all the time when I am on phone
final gust
I can't fall asleep on demand
alpine haven
It's because i listen to it even when I am doing maths
And almost all the time w...
But music all time is annoying
weary umbra
But music all time is annoying
I have a friend, he had 130k minutes and that's impossible as this will be 24 percent of his total time of the year
So Spotify isn't showing accurately
warped portal
Sure buddy
pulsar jewel
holy i love ruy lopez
based
drifting vapor
Endgame
viral epoch
midgame is more important
I'm going to slap you
viral epoch
midgame is more important
This is not an excuse to not learn openings
blazing field
cold pewter
i suck at midgame bro how do i play
viral epoch
i suck at midgame bro how do i play
Do what you did in the opening but more
blazing field
grim edge
i am become poo deez nuts emgp6 more like deez nuts
blazing field
# i am become poo deez nuts emgp6 more like deez nuts
your not funny
grim edge
your not funny
ok under 500 rated
blazing field
youre not trustworthy.
good
grim edge
i dont play much
imagine being under 500
high oasis
never giving you anything in my life again
blazing field
imagine being under 500
imagine getting mo bitchchhsss
high oasis
blazing field
grim edge
imagine getting mo bitchchhsss
bitches are all over the elo what do you be talking about ?
grim edge
This is not an excuse to not learn openings
I don't mean openings are unimportant, but people give too much importance to openings.
blazing field
bitches are all over the elo what do you be talking about ?
viral epoch
I don't mean openings are unimportant, but people give too much importance to op...
I don't think so
grim edge
I don't mean openings are unimportant, but people give too much importance to op...
Prioritising openings over strategy, tactics etc is bad. Prioritising strategy, tactics over openings is also bad. They work together, and different openings have different ideas
grim edge
ok
viral epoch
I don't mean openings are unimportant, but people give too much importance to op...
The opening is the most important stage of the game after all. If you get poorly through the opening, so will be with the rest of the game too
grim edge
My favorite opening as black is f7 g6
viral epoch
It's easy to punish someone for a bad opening if you know how to
bitter herald
Prioritising openings over strategy, tactics etc is bad. Prioritising strategy, ...
Hear me out, no openings
lament jacinth
Real
viral epoch
Hear me out, no openings
There's a reason why Fischer random exists
grim edge
magnus carlsen
lost osprey
bitter herald
There's a reason why Fischer random exists
I meant in normal chess
lament jacinth
Good point
viral epoch
I meant in normal chess
We're far past the bargaining point here
viral epoch
Hello, Trunks
bitter herald
How so?
grim edge
There's a reason why Fischer random exists
Fischer hated theory because its not creative. The issue worsens with computers too where a lot of the game is prep
lost osprey
Hello, Trunks
hey.
lost osprey
anyone wanna play
bitter herald
Opening theory was pretty much inevitable
Oh I was thinking like for players >2000 openings are not to important
grim edge
I'm going to slap you
lol
viral epoch
anyone wanna play
Not until you connect your acc
grim edge
Hi Mitzu
lost osprey
Not until you connect your acc
how do I do that?
grim edge
Prioritising openings over strategy, tactics etc is bad. Prioritising strategy, ...
I agree
viral epoch
Oh I was thinking like for players >2000 openings are not to important
2000 means above 2000, and yea, openings are actually more important in that area
Hallo Mashu sashu
grim edge
People think they will win every match when they play the London opening
viral epoch
People think they will win every match when they play the London opening
I've never faced the London
bitter herald
People think they will win every match when they play the London opening
Hey I resent that statement
bitter herald
>2000 means above 2000, and yea, openings are actually more important in that ar...
Wrong symbol I meant u2000 opening is optional
grim edge
yeah theres repertoires as well
alpine creek
Wrong symbol I meant u2000 opening is optional
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alpine creek
yeah theres repertoires as well
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viral epoch
Wrong symbol I meant u2000 opening is optional
I'd say <1200 is where lack of opening theory isn't a biggie
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alpine creek
!welcome
no u only send that command to people who have just joined or arent connected or have trusted role
worn iceBOT
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Rapid: 1635 (1643 peak)
Blitz: 1375 (1408 peak)
Bullet: 1188 (1338 peak)
grim edge
no u only send that command to people who have just joined or arent connected or...
!welcome
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bitter herald
Test
worn iceBOT
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grim edge
ok sorry
lost osprey
Not until you connect your acc
I just did. Now play
worn iceBOT
Name: Mr Wafles (doomer222)
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Blitz: 1480 (1553 peak)
Bullet: 1800 (1945 peak)
bitter herald
Sorry can’t play rn I gtg
lost osprey
np😆
worn iceBOT
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viral epoch
I am sorry about the tilt
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
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Blitz: 1505 (1518 peak)
Bullet: 1503 (1696 peak)
grim edge
Common Scandi W
viral epoch
Common Scandi W
lost osprey
stronk
stable mirage
fr
viral epoch
The Scandinavian is refuted by 2. Ke2
alpine creek
!profile
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: True
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Blitz: 1752 (1856 peak)
Bullet: 1720 (peak)
stable mirage
The Scandinavian is refuted by 2. Ke2
the wayward queen is refuted by 2…Ke7
viral epoch
the wayward queen is refuted by 2…Ke7
Fr
Ending the game in 3 moves, great move by black, black already lost
sleek ridge
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Name: S. Cooliosis (x6px)
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Blitz: 732 (754 peak)
Bullet: 658 (509 peak)
stable mirage
nice
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1494 (1549 peak)
Blitz: 1009 (1018 peak)
Bullet: 1022 (1050 peak)
grim edge
hihiha
fair shard
Hey guys, why can't I type in the improvement-talk channel?
upbeat viper
eager ocean
I've seen that some profiles on chess.com have a custom background. How do I add one on mine?
cold pewter
how do i get over 500 😭
scenic holly
guess who won
high hollow
Hey, im 1200 in blitz on chess.com, I want to improve. Is there anyone about 300-400 Elo points higher than me, who wants to play me and tell me where to improove?
scenic holly
Hey, im 1200 in blitz on chess.com, I want to improve. Is there anyone about 300...
i can
high hollow
nice, u want vc?
high hollow
alright is there anyone else that i can talk to?
scenic holly
but we can chat here or in dms
high hollow
oh ok
high hollow
so how do I challenge you?
drowsy crest
try a longer time control
eager ocean
I've seen that some profiles on chess.com have a custom background. How do I add...
anyone?
drowsy crest
anyone?
https://www.chess.com/settings/themes select custom
stable mirage
click themes and then custom
verbal thunder
sometimes when i play 1700s+
drowsy crest
go to background and upload
verbal thunder
they make me wonder
iron barn
i think u need discord nitro
ohhh nvm
verbal thunder
how the hell did i lose 200 elo to them
iron barn
i thought u meant discord profile
strong ivy
heyyyyyoooo broskis
drowsy crest
i thought u meant discord profile
r/usernamechecksout
umbral wind
iron barn
r/usernamechecksout
😭
grim edge
heyyyyyoooo broskis
Who is u bro
grim edge
Sid from ice age ?
strong ivy
exactly
grim edge
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1215 (peak)
Blitz: 1180 (1182 peak)
Bullet: 1198 (peak)
strong ivy
that was bad
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 680 (704 peak)
Blitz: 931 (936 peak)
Bullet: 1506 (peak)
high hollow
Is there anyone, who wants to play a 1200 on chess.com with vc helping me to improove at the game?
high hollow
Yeah i get it, but thats a bit too much i think
drowsy crest
south zenith
Anyone here play rdr2?
drowsy crest
😂
south zenith
Ive been playing it recently and im in love
drowsy crest
you are one of the best people I have seen in this server in a while
what about the chess video tho
I thought you were going to upload more or something
south zenith
what about the chess video tho
Am recording it tomorrow and editing the day after
drowsy crest
do it today trust
drowsy crest
Ah
south zenith
I cant record without daylight