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zabbouga?
ik
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get blitz to 1.8k
agreed
that's me too
i still would like ym question answered
what happened to rosimo
cheater
i need more details
look at this masterclass
they were 10 second unrrated games what can i say
wow u suck
engine is suggesting an inaccuracy lmaoo
1v1 me
4.Nc3?! is equal at best for white
no
you'd lose
@grim edge he says good game
i have a 3% chance of drawing it
no you would lose
isn't 3. Bb5 better
Im scared
i could draw you
but you wouldnt
Hi!
@grim edge played
idk what that means 😭
LMFAO
but i could
tell him to do unrated cuz im doing 10 min vs 1
but you wouldnt
but i could and most absolutely would
Im hoping he dosent know
but you cant and most probably would not
i could
but you wouldnt
a duck walked up to a lemonade stand
pumbaasmoke is his username you make the game since he fked up the last one
same
no tell me first
to get to the lemonade stand
so as to tell the man, running the stand for some of a certain purple fruit
then he waddled away
the duck song
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budder dog
relateable
in fortnite or chess
my ads
im so bad at chess im sorry
we know
lmfaoo idk anything ab it but just needed someone to humble him
i was doing 1 vs 10 minute odds
Technically its a draw
but i resigned after thr clock hit 8:59
anyone want to do a 1 min with my brother? his elo is 931
Also directly proportional
Sure LMFAO
bongcloud time
okay are you starting it or do you want him to?
ill challenge him
okay
Fortnite
ok
Hello, who's excited for the tornament tommorrow?
did you guys play?
not me
Why not?
he didnt accept or challenge me
why is this a brilliant move
did you take a rook
desperado
what is that?
I think so yeah
i wanted to move a piece from the a file and this shaved off like 4 seconds
white gets rook and trade queens
he isnt accepting
Whatever
What phone u using?
u have 3 buttons at the bottom of ur screen right
no brilliant cmon
Real
the back gesture servers the same porpose as the triangle
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How’s fishing going
caught a few good ones recently
oh yea check out this guy's acc. https://www.chess.com/member/notnmkz
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w<
send in dm
Dragging a piece from the edge triggered it and slowed me down so i lost on time
Someone’s probably shown me before, looks familiar
sheeeeeeesh godamn relax dawg
bro is 800 rated and played like a 1500 acing all 3 stages of game
whats the highest predicted rating u got?
mine was 2300, it was a game from lichess tho
1300 🙃
@severe oxide inches how old are u
dont worry you'll get higher ones
@grim edge
that’s inchos
even better
I'm basically 3000 rated
u stoopid
I'm so good
Ooh gm when
Im not rly mad at myself for that game if the computer says I played like 1200
I could beat magnus rn
in the endgame I was legit so stumped on what to do
Which engine
4000 rated 😎
I'm 42000 rated actually
50000 rated get on my lvl
Someone who has read Bobby Fischer Teaches Chess?
Yeah…🥲
Nope and probably not reading it anymore
What is that
Not much use past some point
Hello
Real
Also your opponent sucks
95% of the time i resign these positions for some reason
i just pressured him and he ran out of time
You shouldn't resign
yeah i just get tilted
nice
Is it realistic to be able to get to 1600ECF to 2100ECF within 6 months
clearly you have to put an edgy black and white image of something or someone as your profile picture to become good
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Whats the max then do u think
1800 should be realistic depending on what your playing strength is
What the hell is ECF
Ah I know
h
Well im rated 1600 otb rn and i have a national competition starting in june which average finalists are about 2100 otb because its age restricted
Oke
ECF is the national rating system for england

all the leaves are brown
No they aren't
the industrial revolution and its consequenses have been a disaster for the humn race
why does everyone call me that
h
Nuh uh
ok
why does everyone call me that
answer my question
I copied it
Idk what my rapid rating should be I only play blitz now
from who
I forgor
369 peak
remember
blockyyyy
what
How long u played for
what
5 minute games way better
Idk man
It's been on and off but a few months or so
I hate 5 min almost as much as I hate 2|1
Whats wrong with 5 minutes
I don't think anyways so I might as well beat people on time
I mean /connect
5+0 is less toxic
Obviously
Hard to get paired in random pool and it’s in between blitz and rapid online
and you can build actual positonnal and strategical play
False assumption
Eventually you HAVE to switch to 3|0
And then that time usage is not helpful at all
much more enjoyable than some toxic tricks and traps in 3+0
But I don't wanna
Oh yeah my opponent assumed I was a GM in #💬〡chess-talk lel
and flagging
3+0 is fun cause i can flag people
tilt
If you’re 2000+ you essentially have to
uuh
and there are alr enough cheaters in 3+0 no wonder 5+0 is dead at higher level
Luckily I'm not a nerd like you guys
still playing 5+0
why would I have to change
blblblblbl
blblbl
Maybe it starts at 2100 I haven’t tried in a while
blbllblblblbl
hai
lblbllblblbllbbll
Mods terminate this guy
cos youre 2000
:C
wait until youre 2400 playing the exact same person
well yeah
blblblbllbllb
The daily one?
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2400 is another world
ya
found it
It’s not club based
Why are you so much lower than all of your peaks
Went from 1320 to 1400 in a day
only 61516 players
noice
So happy ngl
that's so few people compared to the 150m CC accounts existing
has it alr started?
nah
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oh can you link me it
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Old account
ty
Everyone is gonna cheat
i know but f it
Ngl this tournament could be ruined
Aka 1 hour
22 games at one time.. holy
You got this
i could prob get a couple hundred
My chess.com is 1800
daily cheaters are sneeky with it
Hikaru isn't even a daily player 
So no one cares about it lmao
you are losing against me lmao
yeah right
In our game?
you are getting smoked
my queens pretty comfy there idk
Tilt is smoking you???
i push the hpawn and win
whos a pawn down? thats what i thought
he sacked the pawn tho
So?
Thank you, off the top of my head
so its one pawn and hes getting compensation
Cool story hes still a pawn down
h5? cant be good
how are u 1900 daily
playing the same line in which i beat a GM this opening is just OP
wdym?
oh no my rook

oh its the person who doxxed himself
why do you have unitys pfp
Is that so
dude the anime act never works
change the he/him in ur profile to she/her to get more nitro its more efficient
i did
you just gotta get a normal pfp and act girlish in a way

but you wouldnt know ofc
says otherwise
ok u changed it
wait a minute
uwu
oh no it’s bast
omg its bast
Its orange💀
lmao
🫃🏿 is this even a thing
hi
I dont see it
Hey
join my plant gang 🌱
Hi
Hello
😑
Hola
Someone send tips to get past 1600 i keep being 1590-1628
play more
I can't get past 1100 anyways
The build up stress and dissapointment is backfiring lately..
Chess puzzles everyday
For at least 15 minutes
blblbllblblbl
Cant dont have diamond
Lichess
Chess.com superior but ok
Hey guys
Why does everyone have the same pfp or is this the same person
Welcome
i dont have that pfp
Everyone has that pink cyber thing
Its cool
Where are the "everyone"?
And what i dont get the mosted everyone has it with a anime girl
Do not get this litteraly
catfish starter pack
23 and a half
I need to sleep it's 2am
Time traveller
Then go to bed
25 hours and my vacation will almost be over
For my its 00:36
NOOOOOOOOO
I go back on the 4th so it's calm
Its 2024!!!!
Nope
Im from futur
Nope
Bro lives in New sealand
Ok
Die
I mean we all in same minutes
Yeah i thought too
Dont even think about it young boy go to bed
Don't sleep the city needs you batman

real
No?
Orpahn
Me
Let the police handle it
Nah the city needs me

Awesome work

W
I thought it's something else
they think i mn hiding in the shadows
What then?
so feminine
Sleeep powder?
So you sleeping?
Mabye count to 100 sheeps
Why
Oh
This is inappropriate
The farmer takes them all
What can i do then dont make a photo

Btw are you the Alex who used to have a Anya pfp and a rezero pfp aswell? Or are you a different Alex
I mn batman
dk what u talking about
Holy shit I'm a fan
Then don't worry about it
I'm door how are you
I remember there was another Alex in this server
its not me
That’s one of our workers taking care of business
a litle bit
@rocky star
@fickle rampart Today I did my Russian lessons
I can speak Arabic rather
So kidnapping is now called busniss
SWAG
It’s our business model! We kidnap to force people to buy Duolingo membership
Cool then im not only one who learns russian
Privet
merci
R chessia
Thats the only russian i know bros lmao
Im not so far
No problem
Consistency is the key to success
hello 600
KRAMNIK PULLING UP
If i can read the koran does that not mean i can read arabic
just two more wins…
You gotta hit it before 2024
@grim edge LET'S GO ON 1200
Yessirr
if you don’t play d4 yes
Havent played the best today but still made progress
@solid cairn wait you are thomas the train guy
hi children
hi dad
But but d4 is the only opening i know
Shush
too bad
No?
I think it works
Thanks my computer just blew up
Actually
Nah i beated you in chess dont talk much thomas
you never beat me
yeah thomas
💀

walrusssssssss
Werent you a boy
No
They tried to tell me manifestation is fake but ima hit my previously unreachable goal
How could I get this?
Hello Vs
Be good
Did you changed it for nitro?
It’s only on desktop version
Desktop version?
Yes when a game ends that same window will pop up
I wanted the desktop version
hey bros what’s up men i have a question, who’s better: Intel Core i5 10400 or Ryzen 5 5600G
Stocfiashy may lose against mittens 
So i can read arabic but dont even know what i am reading
What
You gotta be on computer, on mobile it doesn’t pop up like that after game ends

I wanted that thing in that red circle bruh. 💀
No 
Nvm someone helped me.
Nawww stockfish slaps mittens
What the heck did you want
Stockfish is the GOAT
i want qwaso
I wanted that thing, In the red circle!
qwaso
Peep this game https://www.chess.com/game/computer/29327247
































































1. e4 a6 2. d4 b5 3. Nf3 Bb7 4. Bd3 Nf6 5. e5 Nd5 6. O-O e6 7. a4 Nc6 8. c3 bxa4 9. Qxa4 a5 10. Qd1 Be7 11. Nbd2 Nf4 12. Bc2 Ba6 13. Re1 Nd3 14. Re4 Qb8 15. Re3 Nxc1 16. Rxc1 O-O 17. h4 h6 18. Ne4 d5 19. Nf6+ gxf6 20. Nh2 f5 21. Qh5 Qxb2 22. Rg3+ Bg5 23. Re1 Ne7 24. Qxh6 Ng6 25. Rxg5 Qxc3 26. Ng4 Qxe1+ 27. Kh2 Qxe5+ 28. Nxe5 Bd3 29. Nd7 f6 30. Qxg6+ Kh8 31. Rh5#
You want Gotham?
You want repetition
Bro it's just a joke
Brooo. Why don't you guys get it????
You want a draw?
Because you can't explain

mack wants to eat mittens in a chess game
HAHAHAHAHA baguette attack
Omg brilliant move 😨😨
Wow i thought ss courses would be some bs one page thing that I already learned but this is legit
Ss?
Ah hell nah 💀
I wont touch it till i hit 1200 tho
Short and sweet
I WANT THAT THING IN THE CIRCLE! THAT SHOWS THE RESULTS AFTER ENDED A GAME!!!
Oh i thougt about something else
Hm what else could it mean lol
Screenshot
Play a fricking game
Germany
YK, THE THING THAT SHOWS THAT YOU GOT A DRAW, WITH THE BUTTONS LIKE NEW 30 MIN AND REMATCH!!! @rocky vale WHY THE F DID YOU NOT GET IT?? I JUST WANTED THE THIBG IN THE RED CIRCLE!!!!
Bro just when the game end it will showsup
YES! THAT THING!
WHAT DOES IT CALLED, HUH?
The thing
Chill out 😭
Play a game and when the game ends you will get that pop up 😭
Hi kids
No need to yell dayum
French player playing french defence be like:
*the thing
Who do u think you're talking to
Make a goddamn draw and shut up
You are a kid
Hi Libanon
To Mack
fk ur pfp
You are a kid apparently
i hate spiders
More then Sicilian defense
in one year im not a kid anymore
Liya you are not Walter White 
wait no wtf in 3 months ☠️
87 days and im an adult
Jesse, we need to cook
Cool your pfp is cool too BMW is a good brand
You catching my flow baldy
We need zaza
yeah i made it using ai, because BMW and chess dont really mix irl

Walter white is my favourite chef
Leaked footage of chef Walter
So its orginal that makes it cooler
.
BRO WHY YOU DONT GET IT HUH??? I WANTED THIS VERSION OF POP UP IN THE RED CIRCLE!! NOW SOMEONE ALREADY HELPED ME NOW SHUT!
Let em cook

Someone tell me what mog is
i did my lesson with 1 minute left of the day today spare me
7 here
You’re playing with fire out there be careful
Oops i forgot
I SWEAR TO GOD! IF YOU SAID THAT AGAIN, I WILL DECLARE A CHESS WAR ON YOUR COUNTRY! @bright snow
DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS A CIRCLE?
😭
that is a circle
discord is a place
To be fair it was more so square shaped
Then what's inside of that circle?
the pop up


And, I want that version of this pop up.
I’ve never seen someone so passionate about a pop up
Ok see you guys tomorrow
u want that cut out or what, no image perms
@rocky vale You don't get it? I WANT THIS VERSION OF THIS POP UP IN THE RED CIRCLE! Do you even know what I'm talking about that thing in a circle? What if I wrote the Answer on a paper and I circle it, And then you think My answer is paper? JUST GET THIS YOU-
I have a surprise for you ☺️
||STFU||
🧌
WHAT'S YOUR COUNTRY?
here it is now shut up
bad crop
YES! I WANTED THAT VERSION OF IT!
144p
he gave a bad image
thats fair
NM accepts vienna gambit
I DECLARE CHESS WAR ON YOUR COUNTRY!
is that bad or good
BRO! JUST ANSWER ME!
also what is NM
Wait NM 1700?
bad ☠️☠️ why are you accepting
idk man free pawn probably
🤷🤷 bad bullet player
OK FINE, I DECLARE CHESS WAR ON YOU ALL! EVERYONE IN THIS SERVER!
NOW WHAT!
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!
ok 500-999
i just played a game vs chatgpt for you
bro roasted his elo
Yes
hey bros what’s up men i have a question, who’s better: Intel Core i5 10400 or Ryzen 5 5600G
happiest 500-999 player
YES! I WANT THAT VERSION OF POP UP!
what
Im very happy
But at rapid and blitz he is only 2000.
bro is trippin
whats the usual rating
probably just old lol most middle aged titled players are lower rated and easy to beat
also might just be bad at computer chess right? titles are from real life ye?
for an NM? theres a huge range lol but you see them everywhere from 1900-2700 usually
b
kibitzer is 2800 bullet peak
qwaso
i havent played chess in like 2-3 years and came back only cuz my friend was playing
we are in a match thats lasting 3 months already
💀
scroll ur discord down
bast still not 2100 bullet 
idc about bullet
Imma try to get 2100 blitz first
then I'll see
im only 2100 in bullet so far 
He's legit played otb and has a title why would he care about bullet on chess.com
bullet is still fun
@fallen dawn chill out rn
very bad on hotel wifi though im avoiding itnfor now
nop
I just wanted this version of pop-up! They won't give me!
It's like the hikaru Magnus bongcloud
Very obviously not arranged and they were not punished that time ( although it's worth noting that wasn't a fide event )
Poor Decision making from the arbiter
Nvm then. Apologies Fide🗿
I just wanted the answer!
C'mon!
They weren't punished for the Magnus Hikaru bongcloud game @normal hatch
Not the dubov Nepo game
you won't get it
They could've just said that but no!

toad
I didn't make it
Fide just start drama because their jobs are boring
Only time it was justified was for alirezia
Dubov Nepo game was weak decision making
I think it was fine of what happened with dubov and nepo
there
Ugh, fine. I guess I'm gonna have to be 2800 to get respected.
Bro did absolutely nothing 💀
We'll see.
changed the zero
ikr
@upbeat viper isnt it like 2 am for you
Happy birthday Cagnus Marlsen
Get some sleep
I woke up 4hrs ago
Sheshnikov scillian
At ten pm
yes ?
Kiblitzer plays it.
so ?
must be good 🙂
maybe ?
also its a Nc6 scillian which imo > d6 scillian
Finally I know what my goals for this year is.
King to a0
Get elo pass Y'all.
some people say Nc6 sicilians suck
and some people dont
just tell me when you come up with good moves vs the closed scillian
everything is 0 anyway
@spark slate

O-O
pawn a3
Better do your homework
I don't see boby Fischer play live where do he stream?
why so
Holy shit 
ngl Pix it just looks like a najdorf
Just do 2.Nf6
like same pawn structure
Sveshnikov is crazy dawg
ohno
It is best move according to engine
boby fish is ded bro😅😅😰
if you play e5 najdorfs *
welp
I am permanently changed mentally after what I just found out
Fr ? If he's dead why Karpov and Kasparov ain't ?
Practically every strong player and coach I've talked to quotes the Svesh as by far the most complicated Sicilian
French defence isnt that bad 
I have IBS
You could look into the Kalashnikov if you're interested in those kind of positions
magnet carson is ded too bro🥶
its simpler?
It's a bit simpler since you avoid Bg5 Svesh lines, which are phenomenally complicated
RATATATATATATATAAAA
a bit more to the point if you will
I don't get the kalashnikov
I'm gonna get revenge on everybody I promise.
you sacrifice a pawn for something
best opening name
Do the columbine thing then
bro blundered🥶
when I mentioned Svech, this was the position I pictured. I understand what bast means by its looking like a najdorf
- you play a6 at some point
the knight goes to a3 tho'
but oké
Skip theory play caro win anyways
ok hmm
cringe lord
I love life
French...
Petrov...?
Excuses me
@upbeat viper I switched months ago to Catalan our last game against each other I even won with it 
Don't bring London PTSD back
mid
catalan my buddapest 😄
Budapest is actually mid
Womp
Womp
And so are you
Intestines
It's only the Svesh if black plays 4. Nf6 and then the game continues Nc3 e5 Nb5 d6 Bg5 a6 Na3 b5
I wanna say a joke but I'll get locked out so I refrain
bad
Say it in the groupchat
False
how is that false
Covid has been known for decades
How you lot rating the revamp
sars-cov 2 has not
which was discovered 4 years ago
I have a question for everybody

Go ahead sir
made in a lab*
Rate this checkmate out of 10
5
I made it
Known since 2002
Alright, chat, what to yall play as black (your opinion is invalid if its caro or pirc)
Didn’t saudi have an outbreak like a decade before
||/j, idc if you play caro/pric||
Caro, sicilian, dutch and albin countergambit
Bongcloud
Dragon Sicilian and Nimzo Indian. Lots of fun
7 but this is a puzzle not from your game😅
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Benoni or Benko gambit if I'm allowed such a fun game
dont try to be smart
Too long didn’t read
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oh you play benko
did u even read what i sent liya
?
@umbral wind nice username change
Tf you never knew?
too bad you are losing against me
Sars-Cov-2 is COVID-19, which was discovered 4 years ago
I always play Benko if allowed
So… bat nom nom?
Hmmm
alright, new study "how to refute the zax"
bro i was +5 then forgot this game because of liya
ffs
Imma just play bong cloud against you
shit
Bongcloud is legit
tbf bongcloud as white is actually not easy to punish if its f3 kf2 in bullet
I un ironically have a very high win rate wth it
f3 kf2 aint bongcloud
Lmao
its a bongcloud
Cap
what do you define it as
I just define combat as advancing my king frfr
Wait what
How TF did bong cloud get autocorrect to combat

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oh fin finally played rapid
Speechless
Pixel just play the Hyperaccelerated Dragon
marozcy just kills it 😦
My eyes look queer for some odd reason
dragon is bs
Why are talking about chess in a channel made for political warfare
Dragon is fun
Let's take over France
🐉🐉🐉
maro bind
PIXEL UNBLOCKED ME
Anyways. Scillian doesnt seem right for me ig
I missed you best friend
why
You said Dragon, not Accel Dragon
I know small brain sad
is it that different ?
too complex 😦
Jk jk jk
yes me like simple game
We love pixel man
complexity is the only way to outclass people
Well one allows the Maroczy Bind and the other doesn't
And one allowed the Rossolimo and the other allows the Moscow
🥱
can this mod with the most angelic voice go to bed and sleep?
focus up big boy
Yeah but there are other simpler openings where I know what im doing allll the way through
no
I woke up 4hrs+ ago
no
Stockfish after "complexity" : 56 accuracy
its only +1 im still winning 🥱
I woke up 16 hours ago
but if your opponent knows it too, how do you win easily
and there's nothing wrong with that
:p
deep and bast shut up, okay? im talking to Doofy
Right, but you must know it in the first place...
Everygame I play at 2500 Elo these days are that accuracy tbh
also you dont 100% have to win in the opening
my choice vs the KID is legit the exchange varation
2500 where ?
You didn't know?
HOLY SHIT DOR IS ALIVE
I'm a top tier GM
Number 4 in the world actually
I approve
who are you dor?
@restive storm
why is dor
@restive storm i have pinged you 5 times in 4 months that's crazy
I AM IN YOUR WALLS @restive storm
sleeep @restive storm
Everyone asks why is dor but never how is dor 
I can't make it to the timeout corner, there is plumbing in the way

oh no
I think I know how to summon dor
ok I drop 1 reaction and leave for a minute
when I return I got 10 pings









