💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

I mean bro was exhausted af after countless games and decided to make a draw why are people upset

[peak plank]

more inportantly, you leave peices hanging which is the most common way to lose at your rating

[willow briar]

hyperbullet arena open btw

[random drum]

Article 12: The conduct of the players
"12.1 The players shall take no action that will bring the game of chess into disrepute."

[grim edge]

ohhhh, I think I rember that sometimes I go monke and have alot of tactical advantages?

thats what I'm trying to improve rn

[grim edge]

Nope, no no no i will not go into the hyperbullet addiction hole again.

[peak plank]

in every position, you look at threats

[grim edge]

My way of thinking is that if one of my pieces are threatened, I threatean another more valuable piece fir-

[grim edge]

yep!

[willow briar]

ok

[peak plank]

in this positon, there is a clear therat on your knight

[grim edge]

“Games must be boring and cringe”

[peak plank]

what are all the possible moves that dont lose the knight? @grim edge

[fluid isle]

There is an option to withdraw I guess

[willow briar]

i am in stream mode tho

[grim edge]

Ne7, Na5, I could go Bb4, and if you take my knight we trade queens, you take and I take the knight and after you take the bishop I take with the b7 pawn?

[random drum]

will their game happen again?

[grim edge]

Ne5 but that would mean my knight can only move h6 to develop since when I castle I plan to go f5

Na5 idk Knights on the sides and corner are really weak

[peak plank]

how does bb4 prvent the losing of the knight?

[grim edge]

It doesn't, and I trade instead

[willow briar]

i legit just casually premoved backrank mate

[grim edge]

perhaps Ne7?

[peak plank]

you lose a knight and then trade a knight for bishop. thats -3 + 3 - 3. which is a loss of a knight

[random drum]

https://x.com/chess24com/status/1740825588871451060?s=20

[grim edge]

sadge, wait lemme think some more

[peak plank]

here are all the tecnincal moves that dont lose the knight

two moves here dont make any sence

one move here is the best move

the other is the second to best move, but much worse than the top

[grim edge]

I could take back with the e6 pawn while preparing my bishop, but then your queen and knight are attacking the d5 pawn and I have only one defender..

[random drum]

brooo

[peak plank]

either way you are giving the pawn

[grim edge]

pawn takes e5 best move?

[peak plank]

correct

[grim edge]

:D

I was thinking of that move but I was worrying too much and wanted to see if I could bait a threat

[peak plank]

and its actually okay to play it because even if you are losing a pawn you still have a lot of devlopment

[grim edge]

ohhh, so you are saying development is one of the things am good at? noiceeee

[peak plank]

though tbh I reccomend not getting into that kind of situation in the first place, d5 is fine but im sure you didnt see that it was too big of a target

[random drum]

Ohkayy if next time ding vs nepo happens then, interviewers can try this
"So... My Question is for nepo, I am very curious to know how do knights move?"

[peak plank]

Thats what botez asked magnus

[random drum]

I know

[grim edge]

In that move I was thinking of trying to take the center, but I was sthinking and forgor you had alot of defenders on the center :p

[random drum]

andrea asked it

but Now it can fit perfectly with nepo

[peak plank]

im ure you just didnt see that after dxc5 I have 3 attackers on the d5 pawn vs only two defeneders

one easy way to see is you count the defenders and attackers

[willow briar]

i premoved my opening and hung 4 move checkamte in hyperbullet 💀

[peak plank]

a peice may only be captured (resgularly, assuming theres no material difference) if there are more attackers than defenders

unless you want an equal trade

[grim edge]

mmkay!

[grim edge]

ohhh,

yeah I'm gonna wanna improve that :p

Thank you! :D

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> seek313

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1106 (1136 peak)
Blitz: 770 (788 peak)
Bullet: 857 (916 peak)

[brittle cosmos]

[peak plank]

rip 30 elo

[primal folio]

what skill is involved in bullet

[digital phoenix]

aim skill

[primal folio]

like how does one get good

[solid cairn]

I know how to make a nuke 💀

[primal folio]

assuming im 1500 chess.com rn

how to get to 1700

[digital phoenix]

play more rapid

[lean prism]

Practice

get better board vision

[primal folio]

so that i can be able to quickly have good vision and spot tactices?

[lean prism]

be more resourceful

[peak plank]

wtf is he doing

[primal folio]

i suffer from severe tilt. i once used to be around 1650 bullet on chess.com, however now ive dropped to 1200. how do i fix this? i lost the agility and vigor somehow

[lean prism]

Bullet is tough because you need to be extremely cold

Just takes practice

[grim edge]

that tilt is wild

Sup

[primal folio]

wym cold

[minor spoke]

Dont play for 2 days, then sit with a cup of coffee and put on some gaming music. Then adopt the mindset of a master

U got this

[primal folio]

wym by mindset of a master

[lean prism]

Don't tilt, don't have emotion

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-candidates-fide-candidates-chess-funny-gif-26035082

[minor spoke]

Like just make urself believe that ur making grandmaster level moves

[lean prism]

Grind out every game relentlessly

[minor spoke]

Yeah in essence

[primal folio]

gotchu so like stoicism

[grim edge]

ight I'm back

[glossy radish]

h

[peak plank]

is he being paid to throw?

[minor spoke]

How r u online like 70% of the day

[peak plank]

note that the game ended

[minor spoke]

This is why u dont play on lichess

[glossy radish]

usually i’m not. i’ve been less busy these days

[peak plank]

agreed

according to myself, im the most active member

oh, minus @worn ice

[glossy radish]

💀

[grim edge]

why albert got the just joined role

[glossy radish]

cuz he just joined

[grim edge]

Hi

[digital phoenix]

worst source

[warm spindle]

Full time glazer

[grim edge]

huh

[digital phoenix]

Thoughts

[harsh mortar]

bullet is mostly about quick 1-2 move tactics, so doing puzzle battle helps

[grim edge]

remove giant

[digital phoenix]

and replace with what

[grim edge]

idk a better win condition

evo mortar prolly

[digital phoenix]

are u high

[grim edge]

mm

[keen coral]

hello!

[grim edge]

Hey

[fair kraken]

Classic

[minor spoke]

That’s mine and it’s simply the best deck

No room for debate

[glossy radish]

hi children

[stable mirage]

hi child

[solid cairn]

@grim edge

[fair kraken]

Children moment

[severe oxide]

Wtf is that

[neon pond]

imagine playing chess with graphics

[severe oxide]

lumberloon megaknight

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[neon pond]

only valid deck is miner poison little prince

[rustic mirage]

WTF

[neon pond]

classical?

[fallen valley]

6.7 average elixir cost

[grim edge]

this check >>>

[solid cairn]

am i a very W catfish? @fallen valley

[severe oxide]

i haven’t played CR in so long

[solid cairn]

im catfishing this old guy for nitro (its me vsmacky)

[severe oxide]

why is bro larping as unity

[fallen valley]

Why can't you be normal

[solid cairn]

unity is a guy im not a femboy

[solid cairn]

Im too broke toaff0ord nitro

[fallen valley]

I almost banned you for alting by reflex

[severe oxide]

“.unity21.”

[solid cairn]

:tree:

what u mean

💀 im not unity

[grim edge]

^

Wrong reply

[grim edge]

^

[grizzled nest]

who wanna play

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 657 (861 peak)
Blitz: 569

[grim edge]

this is just cruel

[severe oxide]

kxg1

[grim edge]

kxg1!- this is the only move that works!

Black should’ve done Nf2+

[severe oxide]

nf2+ kg1 ng3+ would work tho

[grim edge]

Stockfish really just said white should just give up

!!

[severe oxide]

only way u can delay mate

[grim edge]

Yup

[rustic mirage]

idk bro

rapid

[shy pike]

yeah you are

[sage light]

@warped sparrow Who are you

[pallid plinth]

Yo I haven't played on awhile I'm 1600 prob playing like a 1400 rn anyone wanna play?

[sage light]

your bio is relatable

[shy pike]

ew yt shorts

[shy pike]

chess jus makes me sad not even angry

[cyan yarrow]

Yoooooooo 1600 lesgoooo

[shy pike]

woooo

[pallid plinth]

Nice

[cyan yarrow]

Never been there before

[pallid plinth]

Trying to play? I'm rated 1600 but haven't played for awhile

[cyan yarrow]

Well I actually stopped a bit ago but maybe another day

[pallid plinth]

K

[cyan yarrow]

Its like 10:30pm for me

[stable mirage]

pretty early

[shy pike]

ye

[grim edge]

hi

[shy pike]

bye

[cyan yarrow]

Lmaoo

[cyan yarrow]

Yo sup

[grim edge]

helloooo whats chat up to

[cyan yarrow]

Just got 1600 for the first time which I'm happy about

[stable mirage]

congrats

[grim edge]

nice

[shy pike]

being eepy

[stable mirage]

[cyan yarrow]

Wait am I dumb for not knowing what eepy means

[stable mirage]

sleepy

[grim edge]

Sleepy but not so sleepy

[cyan yarrow]

Ohhhhhh

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[stable mirage]

@stable mirage

[grim edge]

hi

[cyan yarrow]

@cyan yarrow

[grim edge]

hellooo

[grim edge]

how are u?

[cyan yarrow]

Kek

[grim edge]

i could be better but overall im fine

[grim edge]

well i hope it gets worse

[grim edge]

Why?

[cyan yarrow]

That got dark real quick

[grim edge]

Just hope it does

[shy pike]

relatable*

[silk stag]

Mfw the girl I was chilling with says war eagle:

[grim edge]

You're an asshole

[lone zenith]

me and my friends got clyde to call us the n words 😎

[grim edge]

You're a snowflake

[stable mirage]

good job

[normal hatch]

Bro waffling too much

[shy pike]

what

[lone zenith]

eepy means smthng?

[grim edge]

yep

[lone zenith]

I love the both of you 🫶

[shy pike]

yeah..

[normal hatch]

🧇

[shy pike]

eepy is the silly and better version of sleepy

[grim edge]

i see

[silk stag]

Hey Calliope

[silk stag]

Are you a war eagles fan?

[grim edge]

Why tf are you talking to her of all people

[grim edge]

Stfu whats your deal today

[silk stag]

Im asking if she a war eagles fan
What about you

[grim edge]

she's dead

[silk stag]

What about you are you a war eagles fan?

[cyan yarrow]

[grim edge]

she's dead too

[silk stag]

Then what about u

[grim edge]

never heard

[silk stag]

Thas gud

Roll tide

[shy pike]

what's a war eagle

[silk stag]

American football team
Crimson tide the way to go my friend

[cyan yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-heh-interesting-confused-confusion-gif-22475884

[silk stag]

In saban we trust

Saban a football coach

[minor spoke]

It’s the most goated deck

[stable mirage]

terrible*

[minor spoke]

Do u even play

[stable mirage]

yes

[lone zenith]

bats 💀 i love inferno dragon so much but hes such a bastard when it comes to skeleton army

[minor spoke]

Wait bats r so good

[lone zenith]

💀

[minor spoke]

Can I emphasize this once more

[lone zenith]

yea sure nothing really wrong with it tbh

[silk stag]

Yall got a blue eyes white dragon?

[lone zenith]

but like why bats?

[minor spoke]

Low elixir and good air counter for any tank

Damn Livy what u going for

[shy pike]

wats

[silk stag]

Yu gi oh

[solid cairn]

no u

[solid cairn]

ew

[silk stag]

Roll tide

[flint junco]

james charles

or wtv his name was

[shy pike]

nuh uh

[solid cairn]

dont make me make you my pookie pie

[minor spoke]

Wdym ew that deck is fire af

[stable mirage]

ok 6000

[solid cairn]

miner wb better

[glossy radish]

h

[digital phoenix]

wb without miner is a crime

[glossy radish]

u busy?

[digital phoenix]

i can ml now actually if ur free my dad is using my pc

[glossy radish]

let’s ml

[digital phoenix]

evo fc user ew

drill is pretty good replacement

@glossy radish invite when ur on

[glossy radish]

give me two minutes

[glossy radish]

yessir

[digital phoenix]

k

[glossy radish]

alr let’s kick ass

[minor spoke]

SEE U USE BATS AS WELL

[minor spoke]

Wait what’s this

Am I just being stupid

[solid cairn]

@lament jacinth ilsym

[minor spoke]

Wait bruh Sirius also using bats and wb no miner

[solid cairn]

you pay to win piece of crap

[digital phoenix]

@glossy radish who r the rest btw

[minor spoke]

💀💀💀

[stable mirage]

I’m f2p lol

[lone zenith]

most book moves ive ever played lo

[sand crater]

After that the eval bar had a stroke

[solid cairn]

guys im a girl

[lament jacinth]

VSMACK STOP

[solid cairn]

whos vsmack?

[lament jacinth]

YOURE VSMACK

[solid cairn]

💀

Bro, you good?

[grim edge]

Hi liya

[obsidian pulsar]

[solid cairn]

how can u view my profile

[lament jacinth]

hacks

[solid cairn]

:tree:

but still, my sugar plum i love u so much @lament jacinth

[stable mirage]

apps -> chess.c*m profile

[lament jacinth]

Blocked

[solid cairn]

ok

[lament jacinth]

Much better

[lament jacinth]

Hiiiiiii

[lament jacinth]

It's hacks

[stable mirage]

haaaaax

[solid cairn]

Ilysm @lament jacinth

[stable mirage]

[lament jacinth]

1 blocked message

[lament jacinth]

I tried to convince bast to make that his pfp

He said there needs to be chess in it

[stable mirage]

lol

[lament jacinth]

I was sad

[lament jacinth]

HELP ME IM SAD

[stable mirage]

what happened

[lament jacinth]

Bast didn't make french batman his pfp

That is so saddening

[lone zenith]

your right lmao it was tumbling down like jack and jill

[stable mirage]

just cope by playing chess

[silk stag]

Hiii chokbar

[lament jacinth]

I haven't played chess in ages. And coping Is for losers

[warm spindle]

Would you live here for 1 million dollars?

[warm spindle]

Good evening Quandale

Dingle.

[lament jacinth]

74732

[ionic wagon]

say gex

[solid cairn]

i wish liya talk to me 😭

[warm spindle]

gex.

[warm spindle]

Wishes don't come true

[solid cairn]

sometimes, yes

[sand crater]

Forged

say gex

[lone zenith]

i use app

[lament jacinth]

I wish I would talk to me more often

[silk stag]

UwU
I missed u bro

[sand crater]

Sinep

[ionic wagon]

dont i have media perms here

[lone zenith]

fortnite map is actually pretty chill without the players

[lament jacinth]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[warm spindle]

🥰

[lone zenith]

but like man I miss multiversus 😭 now its dead

[sand crater]

They knew what they were doing

[lone zenith]

"das original" 😭

[warm spindle]

That game sucked

[lone zenith]

bro wdym it was fire

the music for steven universe that would play was so soothing

[warm spindle]

You're a Goofy gamer aren't you

[elfin pebble]

Wasup chat

[elfin pebble]

Aren't we all I mean chess is a game🤓

[lone zenith]

I guess we have diff preferences. What games do you like to play?

[lament jacinth]

I covered the middle line and the bottom block is visibly lighter

[warm spindle]

It's not Goofy its nerdy

[lone zenith]

nahh you cant disrespect my boy chess like that @Chess

[warm spindle]

osu!, csgo

[severe oxide]

is this the same colour?

[sand crater]

words that end with uck

Luck

Duck
Suck

[grim edge]

We fr need voice chat on this site

[lone zenith]

truck

[barren hare]

right one is clearly lighter

[severe oxide]

sure

[sand crater]

Yes

[lament jacinth]

No, the left has a yellow tint

[grim edge]

Imagine hopping on the mic for a chess.com match🔥

[severe oxide]

ur tripping ☠️

[elfin pebble]

It's actually more of a geek thing 🤓

[grim edge]

In game voice chat would.bw the best chess.com update ever

[elfin pebble]

I wish 😭

[sand crater]

yelling at the opponent

[lament jacinth]

Batman apparently only likes white chess pieces

[warm spindle]

Geek generally refer to more technical things like computers, nerd is the better definition since its more general.

[sand crater]

Batman doesn’t like blacks?

[sand crater]

I like playing as black

[warm spindle]

no

[elfin pebble]

Actually ur a nerd 🤓

[warm spindle]

Yes.

[fluid isle]

Batman know how to play chess😆

[novel moat]

[stable mirage]

he’s 600

[brittle cosmos]

Best looking chess player????

[fluid isle]

Oh ok, thanks for the information 🙂

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-checkmate-gif-11643339432039473066

[severe oxide]

me

[brittle cosmos]

Not the magnus edit 😫

[severe oxide]

UGHHH

[fluid isle]

Many players are there 😆

[brittle cosmos]

Fine best looking titled player

[severe oxide]

me

[brittle cosmos]

Im or Gm 👹

[lament jacinth]

@severe oxide boutta go bye bye

[stable mirage]

magnus rozman

[fluid isle]

Check on Google

[lament jacinth]

Bast did it

Bast did it

[severe oxide]

Nah

[sand crater]

Person below is racist

[severe oxide]

i didn’t realise spotify got included in recording, i deleted

[solid cairn]

@lament jacinth

[lament jacinth]

That's hilarious

[solid cairn]

💀

@lament jacinth 1v1

[stable mirage]

holy simp

[solid cairn]

i am actually not

[brittle cosmos]

Not the Ohio rizz threat

[twin moon]

@peak plank yo just won my first e4 game on my rapid control against the Sicilian defense, sloppy but idk how

[stable mirage]

I believe the screenshots

[lament jacinth]

You're next

[brittle cosmos]

[stable mirage]

anyone else love chocolate

[solid cairn]

what about what liya said

[fluid isle]

So, you are d4 player right?

[twin moon]

f4

[stable mirage]

baiting a bit but oh well

[brittle cosmos]

Isn’t the the birds opening

[fluid isle]

Really? I don't think so

[twin moon]

Yep

[twin moon]

Yea, I’ve been playing the bird since 800 up to now

[lament jacinth]

Kids talking about chess in general is for losera

[twin moon]

Give me a second

[brittle cosmos]

Interesting
Rare to see f4 players

[stable mirage]

I think I played bird to like 2100

and I sometimes play it when I’m tilted

(it doesn’t help)

[twin moon]

Odd it won’t show it, but I have over 2000 games with the bird

With a 56% win rate

[stable mirage]

I think my bird winrate recently has been like 20% cuz I’m playing it when I’m tilted

[lament jacinth]

Go to #💬〡chess-talk

[twin moon]

Fair

[lament jacinth]

They talk about chess over there

[brittle cosmos]

Jit trippin

[lament jacinth]

We talk about politics here

[brittle cosmos]

Crazy

[fluid isle]

That's great, not met anyone before whose favourite opening is bird😆

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

Redirect that way

[brittle cosmos]

Nah bro

[lament jacinth]

This here is not the place for chess talk

[warm spindle]

What does that mean? Lol.

[lament jacinth]

It means leave the area designated for political warfare

[warm spindle]

hi

[twin moon]

Anyone you ask here who knows me knows I play it lmao

[stable mirage]

last 3 months ish

[twin moon]

Hold on still trying to see if any game review will show the stats

[fluid isle]

I don't like this opening, for Blitz/Bullet maybe fine but one should know the ideas then it may work

[fluid isle]

I verified it myself just now, checked your profile & openings 😅

[twin moon]

Alr then bet

But I’m just trying to play more e4, I picked the bird to avoid theory

But now I think it’s time I learn new ideas for the white colors instead of the black colors

[lament jacinth]

You type Like a grandpa

[fluid isle]

Not tried d4? Any reason?

[lament jacinth]

That's a lie. My grandpa types faster

[stable mirage]

I hate it

[warm spindle]

I text like a grandpa

[fluid isle]

Ok, makes sense

[warm spindle]

My type speed is 120 wpm

[twin moon]

Mhm, btw apologies for all the texts but where did you see the stuff about my openings?

[lament jacinth]

12wpm you meant

[fluid isle]

I also avoid almost never play d4😆

[twin moon]

I haven’t played the bird for the past 50 games or so due to aforementioned reasons

[warm spindle]

No, I don't have to divide everything in my life by 10, unlike you, midget.

[fluid isle]

After profile>Openings

[twin moon]

???, lemme see if I can find it myself then

[fluid isle]

Yes, it will show for you as well

[lament jacinth]

If your typing speed is 120 wpm mine is 900wpm

[warm spindle]

Alr.

[lament jacinth]

Took you 5 seconds to write 3 letters

[warm spindle]

Texting

[lament jacinth]

I am too whats your excuse

[warm spindle]

I'm not addicted to social media

[twin moon]

Ohh I see

[lament jacinth]

Nor am i

[twin moon]

I usually use mobile so that checks out, although I still need to upgrade to see apparently

[warm spindle]

Says the one waflibg about texting speed

[lament jacinth]

No you just got offended cause I called you slow

[warm spindle]

Offended even though I agreed?

You've got a screw loose.

[lament jacinth]

Actually you said you had a 120wpm typing rate and insulted my height

[warm spindle]

Typing =/= texting

[fluid isle]

In the App not available, but in the browser it shows

[stable mirage]

it’s okay to be vertically challenged

[warm spindle]

So you got offended because of that and are trying to say im offended?

[twin moon]

I see, well thanks

[fluid isle]

No problem 😁

[warm spindle]

Its ok, you can talk to me about it.

[lament jacinth]

Atleast im not horizontally challenged

[twin moon]

Is that the hip way to say midget?

[stable mirage]

pretty close to the opposite

[warm spindle]

I don't judge :).

[twin moon]

Fr? What is it then? For tall people?

[silk stag]

Hi ben

[stable mirage]

the opposite of hip

you got the meaning right

[twin moon]

Hey liv liv

[warm spindle]

Strong opposition to gravity's possible effects on growth

[twin moon]

Ohhh I see

Just use an engine

So put it in different patterns

[grim edge]

This chat just never dies

[silk stag]

Hey @warm spindle

[silk stag]

Wanna play me?

[twin moon]

“But on a full moon”

[warm spindle]

Hello

[warm spindle]

In chess?

[silk stag]

Yeah pls UwU?

[grim edge]

you mean gothamChess’s forhead under the light?

[warm spindle]

What time control

[twin moon]

Liv live you are a femboy?

[silk stag]

15 10

[silk stag]

Im chokbars kitten after I got beat in an argument

[twin moon]

Well you should be able to do it regardless, so you should be fine by now

[warm spindle]

Sure I will play u

[twin moon]

Hmm it could be worse

[warm spindle]

After I get out of bed

[silk stag]

Tell me when u available daddy chokbar

[stable mirage]

https://lichess.org/lkjh2uNh

[lone zenith]

damn grandpa be on that grind texting 💀

[twin moon]

Btw does anyone by chance identify mushrooms as a hobby

[warm spindle]

I'll just do it right noe

[warm spindle]

Do you text on your phone the same way you type.

Cobsider it a Rhetorical question because people like you like to give nonsense answers.

[lone zenith]

texting is typing tho

[warm spindle]

It's not.

Typing uses a physical keyboard.

[lone zenith]

ohh i meant on laptop

[warm spindle]

Texting is doing that through a phone keyboard. Simple difference. Everyone should know that.

[warm spindle]

Ok well I'm on my phone saying that about being slow.

[stable mirage]

gg

[grim edge]

chat is always L

[lone zenith]

@warm spindle

[stable mirage]

well its too easy if I give you infinite time

[warm spindle]

Look deeper into it.

1 more google search on what texting is.

[stable mirage]

2b is pretty easy yea

[warm spindle]

@silk stag im ready

[silk stag]

Chokbarrr
Whats ur user

[warm spindle]

ill send u a linik

[stable mirage]

lol

[silk stag]

Sendddd

[lone zenith]

i agree, texting is transmitting messages through mobile, but typing means the same

[lone zenith]

also i hope you realize that the previous search was typing

[warm spindle]

This isn't a semantics argument, now we agree on everything that mattered. End of discussion.

[merry lantern]

guys i quit chess like 6 months ago

do you think i should get back into it

[lone zenith]

100%

[brittle cosmos]

Yes

[stable mirage]

no

[silk stag]

Texting is cringe
Why not just call spongebob telephone

[merry lantern]

i quit because the game was to stressful and taking over my mental and i was 1600 and burnt out

[lone zenith]

all im saying is that typing is texting but texting isnt typing

[merry lantern]

but idk if i should come back to the game or not

[silk stag]

Hey chokbarrrr

[lone zenith]

behind every perfect steak, there were a 100 overcooked steaks. Go on for it man. I believe in you 🫶

[merry lantern]

bet

[warm spindle]

Ok.

[warm spindle]

Coming coming

[graceful lintel]

[warm spindle]

@silk stag

[stable mirage]

hi kitten

[graceful lintel]

Hola

Hry

[stable mirage]

im good

[graceful lintel]

Oh great

[silk stag]

Yes bestie?

[stable mirage]

u?

[graceful lintel]

Doing alr decided to take a break from studies

Tution in 30 mins again

[warm spindle]

@silk stag check dm

[stable mirage]

ah gl

[graceful lintel]

Tried to drew some goofy things last night

[stable mirage]

aw

[minor spoke]

Chokebar*

[graceful lintel]

[hollow ginkgo]

hello

[graceful lintel]

[hollow ginkgo]

what

[graceful lintel]

[hollow ginkgo]

🍉

[sage light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006369257040388238/1190536018353471559/4837541C-944E-4F89-9C8E-65C0FB53C7EA.png?ex=65a22811&is=658fb311&hm=3a3b92fefa27be242099ad7a5d600f2bf2dc418986d590b7a2dcee4670b23707&

[sage light]

“i play london”

[graceful lintel]

Ip grabbers

[hollow ginkgo]

what is the best pizza “||”pineapple pizza “||”

[graceful lintel]

[sage light]

it’s a dog moving away from a guy trying to pet him idk why it sent like that

[hollow ginkgo]

what the heck is those things

[graceful lintel]

Piece of art 2 nd one

[graceful lintel]

Hands going brrr

[hollow ginkgo]

you made them very cursed

[graceful lintel]

No its art

[maiden siren]

CHIPI CHIPI

[graceful lintel]

"chipu"

[maiden siren]

wrong 🤬

[graceful lintel]

DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

[maiden siren]

anya 😍

[grim edge]

hai

[maiden siren]

ZAWARUDO

[graceful lintel]

Things going lil too Outta hands

[graceful lintel]

real

[maiden siren]

name every line in the kings indian defense

[graceful lintel]

chat today's speech

[graceful lintel]

stay hard and motivated

[maiden siren]

doflamingo

did magnus won the champion again

[glossy radish]

huh in what

[graceful lintel]

Black intends to follow up with 3...Bg7 and 4...d6 (the Grünfeld Defence arises when Black plays 3...d5 instead and is considered a separate opening). White's major third move options are 3.Nc3, 3.Nf3 or 3.g3, with both the King's Indian and Grünfeld playable against these moves. The Encyclopaedia of Chess Openings classifies the King's Indian Defence under the codes E60 through E99.

The King's Indian is a hypermodern opening, where Black deliberately allows White control of the centre with pawns, with the view to subsequently challenge it. In the most critical lines of the King's Indian, White erects an imposing pawn centre with Nc3 followed by e4. Black stakes out their own claim to the centre with the Benoni-style ...c5, or ...e5. If White resolves the central pawn tension with d5, then Black follows with either ...b5 and queenside play, or ...f5 and an eventual kingside attack. Meanwhile, White attempts to expand on the opposite wing. The resulting unbalanced positions offer scope for both sides to play for a win.

[balmy hemlock]

[graceful lintel]

Let me cook

[maiden siren]

LET HIM VOOK

[balmy hemlock]

Lol

[maiden siren]

why bro always resign

[balmy hemlock]

@maiden siren SUS

[lone zenith]

why didnt you take free queen?

[maiden siren]

not my turn bro

i just take he kinght

[lone zenith]

ohh

[balmy hemlock]

@maiden siren What was her move before you made the move?

[lone zenith]

im too illiterate to read all that

[balmy hemlock]

@lone zenith

[maiden siren]

e4

[nimble niche]

tldr

[graceful lintel]

[balmy hemlock]

Ohh

[graceful lintel]

Nvm

Nvm gtg cya everyone

[balmy hemlock]

I appreciate someone who speaks Portuguese.

[spark apex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1189485380450406410/image0.gif?ex=659e5596&is=658be096&hm=5bf7c4fcbc62eedf0aa7e11a73d5a906a642d631e93ad5ca32016adafa710d68&

[balmy hemlock]

@spark apex

[lone zenith]

CRAZYYY

[silk stag]

Damn insane combination

[maiden siren]

HOLY COW

[warm spindle]

insane combination

[balmy hemlock]

Hahahahhaah 99.8

[maiden siren]

got da brilliant move again

[lone zenith]

@dreamy siren

[warm spindle]

if you havent heard brilliant moves are scams

[gleaming remnant]

Why is it in chinese

[maiden siren]

wdym

[maiden siren]

cos im

[gleaming remnant]

o cool, I almost thought it was a diff site

[turbid terrace]

[maiden siren]

what

[gleaming remnant]

Ripppppp

[maiden siren]

OH THE KNIGHT

[nimble niche]

ne7 qc5 fork

[turbid terrace]

Yeah

[grim edge]

hai

[maiden siren]

damn

knight = fork , bishop = sniper

[gleaming remnant]

Programmers: "Thanks for the fork"
Chess players:

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[gleaming remnant]

Yes

[minor owl]

says the 2400 rated

[desert rose]

free elo

[nimble niche]

since when?

im 200

[minor owl]

bro ue roles

[nimble niche]

and we know 200s don't play chess

[maiden siren]

big lie haha

[muted vale]

Fr

[nimble niche]

some 600 guy once told me no one above 300 elo plays wayward queen so i must be 300

[minor owl]

why would u lie about something very esy to sus out 😭

[silk stag]

Whos rafi

[nimble niche]

im 300

[minor owl]

sure bro

[nimble niche]

a random 600 told me that

[maiden siren]

[minor owl]

damn then u must be

[nimble niche]

also how do you come up with 2400 after seeing the 2200-2399 role?

[minor owl]

ugh one of my ear phones is charged while one didnt

[minor owl]

u should always overestimate people

[maiden siren]

he good at math

[minor owl]

💯

[silk stag]

Whos rafi

And y send friend request

[minor owl]

noone send fren req to this man

[maiden siren]

im you

[edgy sapphire]

Oof

[solid cairn]

wait yall was this dude cheating

[minor owl]

where you go i go what u see i see

[thick gyro]

im in a tournament rn🔥

2 wins 1 loss already fr

I lost to a 10 year old

[minor owl]

u make phonk

leme see

[thick gyro]

*2 loss

it's on my Spotify

[minor owl]

wait ur lying

BRO UR FAMOUS WTF

[thick gyro]

im not

oh

[grim edge]

whos famous? play with me

[minor owl]

500K LISTENS ON ONE SONG

u capping nah

[grim edge]

soundcloud or spotify?

[thick gyro]

no it's real dawg

[minor owl]

spotify

lemme check ur phonk out

[grim edge]

i can play

[minor owl]

ill rate it i listen to phonk in jim

[thick gyro]

my famous ones are bad

[minor owl]

tell me a good one to listen to ?

[thick gyro]

Shadow Realm is a good one but is very underrated

[minor owl]

i like brazilian more

[grim edge]

no, youre not famous

[minor owl]

leme see

[thick gyro]

oh I have one

[grim edge]

i know someone who makes fire beats, too

[grim edge]

😢

[thick gyro]

can I post it here? Feel like that's self promotion

[grim edge]

self promotion

it's a no

[grim edge]

i think you can ask the mods

[thick gyro]

yeah ik

[grim edge]

or send it to dms

[thick gyro]

wait why do I have the trusted role all of a sudden lol

[minor owl]

we trust u deliver

wait gimme the brazilian one

[thick gyro]

you can find it

[minor owl]

i couldnt make anything like this but relatively speaking shadow realm is mid

[thick gyro]

haven't made recent songs due to busyness

[silent quest]

You one of us now

[thick gyro]

you can go to the discography to find things you like (or not)

[minor owl]

espada do re ?

[thick gyro]

yesyes

my Brazilian one

[minor owl]

not bad

[merry lantern]

maybe

[random drum]

I thought u asked cc to hide ur account

[merry lantern]

hi yall

[minor owl]

ok not bad i give this 7 out of 10

the beat could have dropped harder

if it drops harder i gaurantee u itll go famous

[grim edge]

bv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv bbbbbbbnm

g gf ffgfgggfggfgggggggggggggggggfgfgbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbfgfbgfbgfbggffffffffffffffffb v,m m qn `1n7uiu

[glossy radish]

this game makes me wanna throw my phone

not chess

[coral quartz]

I know what you mean. I feel the same.

[glossy radish]

chess just sucks smh

actually it’s called magic chess so sorta chess

[tulip lichen]

its 14 celsius and this dog wants me to open the balcony door for him

[glossy radish]

that’s fking hot

[tulip lichen]

so he can sit outside and make me freeze

[grim edge]

hi

[glossy radish]

it ain’t that cold

[tulip lichen]

normally in my country the temps sometimes reach 50 celsius

[glossy radish]

WHAT

[tulip lichen]

idgaf youre canadian or smth

[glossy radish]

BRO WHERE ARE U FROM

[minor owl]

bro is from africa

[tulip lichen]

egypt

[glossy radish]

IN VN IT GETS HOT TOO

[minor owl]

close enough

[tulip lichen]

yes

[glossy radish]

that’s cool

[minor owl]

once it got so hot that my roads melted

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro im gonna mummify you

[glossy radish]

💀

[minor owl]

45 c

[glossy radish]

sounds fun

[coral quartz]

You're joking

[minor owl]

once rn its like 7 c

[tulip lichen]

no

sometime reached like 51 celsius

[minor owl]

equator gets hot

[grim edge]

im tired so i just kind of

[coral quartz]

Jesus christ.

[grim edge]

face planted my keyboard

[tulip lichen]

yeah hottest time it was 51

[minor owl]

my mom told me to keep my computer away for she'll slam my head into my computer as if lmaoaods baubf=]]

]|
];[]P[O=-098756 B

[grim edge]

FRESH

[tulip lichen]

yeah you can say the weather is half boiling

[minor owl]

fire

[autumn sapphire]

guys quick question. why cant i talk in the chat room

[grim edge]

yep

[autumn sapphire]

???

[tulip lichen]

do /connect

[minor owl]

not trusted

[autumn sapphire]

like usidng my mic?

[tulip lichen]

YES

[next wedge]

You need to do /connect

[autumn sapphire]

lol how can i be trusted?

[tulip lichen]

DO /CONNECT

[autumn sapphire]

ahhh

[next wedge]

Does this guy even read our messages?!?

[tulip lichen]

bro im not patient

[minor owl]

dont do it not worth it

u wont get to cheat

[tulip lichen]

fr

[autumn sapphire]

it says i dont have permission

[minor owl]

walk away

[tulip lichen]

do /connect

[coral quartz]

Nah everyone loves me here

[minor owl]

dont look back

[tulip lichen]

wait a few days you gonna get trusted

[grim edge]

here !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[coral quartz]

Right? Guys?

[autumn sapphire]

oof

[solid cairn]

hey

[minor owl]

my and my homies hate malarkey

[solid cairn]

i need someone strong to spectate my game

i think the guy im versing is cheating

[tulip lichen]

im strong

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-meme-shrek-staring-shrek-smiling-gif-14430015749099037012

[coral quartz]

[tulip lichen]

wait in chess or real life

[solid cairn]

bruce

[torpid badge]

The world is better without me. Thats why i keep living

[solid cairn]

please spec my game

[autumn sapphire]

lmao i am so lost but ok

[minor owl]

original

[autumn sapphire]

i will wait...in irl

[minor owl]

u cant get trusted for a few days

[coral quartz]

Sthu Shrek. He said someone strong not you

[minor owl]

wtf shrek took down a entire village a dragon and an army

[grim edge]

love yourself now!

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-yskysn-ltg-thunder-thunder-gif-23523876

[coral quartz]

Oh wait really?

[spark apex]

lol

[minor owl]

not really but i mean u could say that

[next wedge]

Maybe I should!

[tulip lichen]

bro didnt watch shrek💀

[coral quartz]

Wasn't that Puss in boots?

[minor owl]

buh

[coral quartz]

I forgot

XD

[minor owl]

ur such silly idiot

[autumn sapphire]

who is down for a quick game, I am trying to get better

[next wedge]

Me

[minor owl]

silly fuhking dumbass

goddamned bozo

anyway

[tulip lichen]

💀

[autumn sapphire]

send friend request

[fallen dawn]

I have no regrets on declaring a chess war on new zealand.

[tulip lichen]

just play with game link

[next wedge]

No need, hold up

[next wedge]

The Tribal Chief is here, I bow down to the lord himself

[minor owl]

babye

[autumn sapphire]

send me the link when you get it

[random drum]

hehe how's ur tournament?

[next wedge]

https://play.chess.com/8pLnh

[tulip lichen]

only 5 degrees away from the hottest temp on earth ever recorded

yeah that wasn't fun

[autumn sapphire]

nice

[next wedge]

Gg

[autumn sapphire]

killed me in the opening

[gentle depot]

I'm that hot

[autumn sapphire]

not good with black

[next wedge]

Honestly, I was just shuffling my pieces around

[tulip lichen]

in your dreams

[next wedge]

@autumn sapphire , I need to do laundry, take the win

[gentle depot]

a lot of girls have told me I'm hot and handsome

[autumn sapphire]

oof

[gentle depot]

ik

some people are built different

[spark apex]

Went pretty well, +150 FIDE 😄

[lament jacinth]

Alot of girls feel bad for you

[tulip lichen]

are they your mom and sister?

[gentle depot]

and my aunt

[tulip lichen]

bro💀

[desert rose]

[tulip lichen]

they're just complimenting you

thats how it goes in families

[gentle depot]

they swear when I ask them if they're lying

[tulip lichen]

oh wow your sister thinks youre hot

[gentle depot]

yeah

[tulip lichen]

thats crazy bro ngl

[normal hatch]

Shoot ur shot bro

[tulip lichen]

💀

[gentle depot]

I should?

[minor owl]

family is just a word

[tulip lichen]

NO

[normal hatch]

100%

[minor owl]

go for it bigman

[gentle depot]

ohh ok

[tulip lichen]

NO BRO

[minor owl]

what kind of brother are u ur breaking ur sisters heart

[tulip lichen]

💀

[gentle depot]

I don't want to do that

[minor owl]

then lets get this party started

[fallen dawn]

[gentle depot]

what should I say

[minor owl]

"damn girl are u hurt cuz u look like u fell from heaven" always works

trust

[gentle depot]

I'll try

[tulip lichen]

ok did any other female that ISN'T related to you (this isn't the middle east you cant marry relatives around here)say that you're hot

[tulip lichen]

BRO ITS YOUR SISTER💀

[silent bobcat]

[tulip lichen]

DONT DO ITTTTTTTTTTT

[gentle depot]

so I shouldn't?

[minor owl]

love is love

[tulip lichen]

NO

[gentle depot]

ok I won't

[silent bobcat]

why do i still have the just joined role

[minor owl]

the question is simple
are u good brother if yes then do it like the man u are

[gentle depot]

no

[ornate basalt]

follow it up by saying "If you dont get with me ill commit selfdie 😿 "

[minor owl]

if not then leave it

[gentle depot]

I want to be a good brother

[minor owl]

ya best cuz then if she says she is also a bad sister

[tulip lichen]

yeah they just complimenting you bro im sorry

[random drum]

dammm congo

[tulip lichen]

bro dont manipulate this guy into liking his sister

[ornate basalt]

"If you dont get with me ill commit selfdie 😿 " say this

[tulip lichen]

shes his sister bro💀

[minor owl]

he likes her already no manipulation going on here

[tulip lichen]

he doesnt

[ornate basalt]

yeah hes a good brother he does

[minor owl]

@gentle depot do u (yes if ur a good brother)

[tulip lichen]

his sister just compliments him becuz she tryna be nice

[minor owl]

mash*

[ornate basalt]

no she wants it

[tulip lichen]

💀

[gentle depot]

do I what

[minor owl]

i can confirm she likes 100% not trying to be kind

[lime lava]

Ew

[tulip lichen]

do you like your sister (im sorry bro this is weird as fk)

[minor owl]

pick her up dawg

[solid cairn]

This guy who i was playing against went from near magnus carlsen level playing to 900 in the span of one game, which that one game i conviniently asked him to screen record his game, and send it, bro went from his 99.1% 1800 rated game to 900 rated 💀 and this kid is still denying himself a cheater

[tulip lichen]

💀

[gentle depot]

yeah she's my sister

[grim edge]

if ur into inc*st it only means u never had siblings

[tulip lichen]

no like
LIKE LIKE her

[primal mirage]

alabamaaa

[gentle depot]

what

[tulip lichen]

not sibling love

[minor owl]

yes he said it stop trying to get it out of his mouth

[next wedge]

LEGIT

[minor owl]

HE SAID HE LOVES HER IT IS SETTLED

[primal mirage]

Bro finna create a disabled kid

[minor owl]

go getter boi !

[next wedge]

Does he live in Alabama though?

[gentle depot]

how did you know

[tulip lichen]

BRO ITS ILLEGAL EVEN IN ALABAMA

[minor owl]

alabama is just a word

[next wedge]

Bro, I am joking, chill🤣🤣🤣

[tulip lichen]

its weird asf bro

[minor owl]

btw zax fan got muted

F in the chat for bro

[grim edge]

hm

[minor owl]

F

[grim edge]

wait what for?

[next wedge]

Bro, how can you not laugh at the situation you're in rn?

[minor owl]

he made a joke about self death i mean its not a valid mute but wutever

[next wedge]

Bro like it is legit hilarious though

[lime lava]

Why u doxxin me

[grim edge]

lame...

[gentle depot]

they muted him for that?

[lament jacinth]

Shit up mairos

[grim edge]

HI LIYA

[lime lava]

Ok

[minor owl]

ye so go do his name good pick ur sis up

[grim edge]

@copper pulsar man

[minor owl]

him or mods

[gentle depot]

they muted him b/c of this?

[grim edge]

what is

[tulip lichen]

this is NOT me btw..💀

[next wedge]

Are.you telling him to shut up or are you telling him to shit?

[minor owl]

yes

[grim edge]

both

[normal hatch]

U attractive bro

[gentle depot]

that's crazy, which mod did it

[minor owl]

am i lame 🥺

[minor owl]

ionobo

[grim edge]

depends

[gentle depot]

ionobo show yourself

[grim edge]

i dont know u kinda but id reckon ure chill

[tulip lichen]

thanks for the compliment but thats not me