💬〡general-off-topic

[plush kelp]

It’s on my channel

[hybrid fulcrum]

?

Shark attack?

[spare forum]

yes

[plush kelp]

https://youtu.be/Sf-qWCsW7e4?si=x9DpSFNCIkFp0Al5

[spare forum]

u heard the man

[covert cosmos]

raar

[plush kelp]

When black pins the knight with Bb4 white pushes e5

When the knight moves queen comes out to threaten the g pawn

[surreal geyser]

anyone unrated chess?

[grim edge]

Sure

[daring sorrel]

Some pink name is trying to talk me down

Hillarious

[covert cosmos]

huh

[daring sorrel]

Somebody that’s not trusted yet

[lone briar]

hi

lets play a chass game

rated

[dreamy pivot]

guys I just beat maximum bot

[lone briar]

damn

congratulationen

[grim edge]

Yo some baddie randomly wished me a happy birthday on instagram should that mean something or no

[knotty coyote]

Does anyone want to play chess with me

[grim edge]

no

I shoulda asked earlier chat is dead now

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @knotty coyote, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

Beat mittens

[lone briar]

yes

[cloud rampart]

You have connected your Chess.com account and received blitz rating roles
How do I get blitz rating roles? Do I need to play more blitz?

[lone briar]

https://play.chess.com/LuLkL

[knotty coyote]

wait for me

[grim edge]

Your rating is already showing

[fickle rampart]

[lone briar]

whose rating

[grim edge]

^^^

[next thorn]

what opening can you use with d4?

[grim edge]

London

That’s about it lol

[lone briar]

my net died sorry

[cloud rampart]

I think there is something wrong in the role description because I have the role and I still don't have access to one of the channels

[lone briar]

queens gambot

[covert cosmos]

wait 7 days

[lone briar]

lets play a game and you can check

[lone briar]

ill play d4

[next thorn]

it's late for me

[lone briar]

or you play d4

[lone briar]

quick 10+0

[cloud rampart]

I mean for the connected role, not the trusted role

Participate in our other channels such as ⁠💬〡general-off-topic, ⁠💬〡improvement-talk, ⁠No Access and many more!
Last one says no access

[fickle rampart]

Smh 10+0 ain’t quick

[lone briar]

why did uou abort

who aborted rn

[grim edge]

Lol

[lone briar]

@thin pewter was that u

someone clicked the link then made an abortion

[random drum]

Nihal sarin had to give urine test to fair play time for three times !!

He just tweeted about it

[lone briar]

haha loser

[random drum]

https://x.com/NihalSarin/status/1740440614897148302?s=20

[random drum]

bro he's a speed monster

[lone briar]

haha monster

[random drum]

Chess drama never ends

[solid cairn]

https://play.chess.com/KSRJj

[shrewd dome]

my christmas wish is to improve at chess

[solid cairn]

Ok 1v1 me

and u wish will be granteedhttps://play.chess.com/KSRJj

[shrewd dome]

im in the middle of a game rn and just misclicked an moved my king to the wrong square

like the fool i am

[solid cairn]

ok

[shrewd dome]

woe is me

[cursive peak]

cheaty

[shrewd dome]

im going to ask for elo next christmas

[grim edge]

who is Wokke_1

[pallid holly]

why can't I talk in improvement talk?

[shrewd dome]

currently having the worst quality game

i think that theres ever been

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @pallid holly, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[pallid holly]

do I go to roles?

my position against mittens looks very goofy

[uneven prawn]

guys do I get permission to ask a question in the ask an expert thread?

[torpid lintel]

gg

[solid cairn]

nuh uh

how i get vip

[midnight fjord]

/verify

[torpid lintel]

@uneven prawn @junior mountain use /connect

[solid cairn]

Bro i hung my bishop since i wanted to play h5 to attack your king,i forgot my bishop even was under attack l;ol

[torpid lintel]

They need connected not trusted :)

[midnight fjord]

Yes

[random drum]

how do I get a peaceful life?

[torpid lintel]

Yes

[random drum]

yes (3)

[uneven prawn]

okie

[midnight fjord]

Actually it’s /connect

[solid cairn]

https://play.chess.com/arZgo

[torpid lintel]

xD always make sure to look what your opponent want to do

[midnight fjord]

Here

[solid cairn]

ok

[random drum]

just typ /connect

in chat,here

[solid cairn]

$ hello

• hello

[torpid lintel]

Only you can see /connect

[uneven prawn]

kk

[random drum]

!!

[random drum]

Man it still hurts a lot 😭

@junior mountainyou did it.. Now to send images you need trusted role. to check conditions for that type /trust

[grim edge]

Shoot idk prolly Sasuke tbh

I should rewatch it

Ayee w

[midnight fjord]

[torpid lintel]

Yay now you can use #1039982616159465595 and #💬〡improvement-talk

[grim edge]

Oh hey i didnt know you were french

[midnight fjord]

Try /trust

[random drum]

u need trusted role for that

[torpid lintel]

Wait for a moment maybe. Or open and close your discord first

[grim edge]

Trusted role is slightly different

U gotta be here for 14 days or something

Yea

[torpid lintel]

Connected people don't need trusted to type there example this #💬〡improvement-talk message@jfaulco.

[grim edge]

Oh i never go there i wouldnt even know lol

[torpid lintel]

It should work because you are connected

[covert cosmos]

:3

[torpid lintel]

The answer is there is no best defence. :)

[grim edge]

For your rating just practice developing pieces to ideal squares and dont hang pieces the rest will follow

[random drum]

yeah it's requirement for that

sarah u are 365 elo?

[torpid lintel]

It's to send photo and more! To talk there you just need connected and you are so wait for some moment it should work haha

[grim edge]

But if you insist on knowing an opening the caro kann is good for starters

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-wednesday-wednesday-hump-day-wednesday-morning-good-morning-wednesday-gif-6126461564004483038

[grim edge]

It’s still Thursday

[covert cosmos]

epic level

[torpid lintel]

It's Friday

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-enjoy-hurting-me-gif-25524123

[grim edge]

Unfunny racist joke good try tho

[torpid lintel]

[foggy ruin]

"The talk" is racist?

[covert cosmos]

are you ok

[grim edge]

Im not even gonna respond lol

Shii wasnt even funny

W mods

[upbeat viper]

Always watching

[grim edge]

Jokes like that are too cliche

[torpid lintel]

Just let me make easy for you. He said - you need to be in this server for 7 days for trusted role. That can allow you to send photo in this server.

But that's for trusted role.
As you want to send and ask message in #1039982616159465595 does not require trusted role just connected :)

Hey Bast

[upbeat viper]

Yo

[stable mirage]

you should be focusing on your chess

[torpid lintel]

Your new name and profile👀@upbeat viper

Both looks nice

[random drum]

just follow the bot

[upbeat viper]

I'm in bed tho'

I'm not chessing

[stable mirage]

you should fix that

[random drum]

bast is best

[upbeat viper]

True

Lemme get on my pc rq

[midnight fjord]

Noob

[upbeat viper]

Elliot va dodo

[midnight fjord]

Il est 18h28 lache ca

[random drum]

who is dodo

[upbeat viper]

Rooh

Ok

[midnight fjord]

T’es bête jsuis aux states moi

[upbeat viper]

dodo is dormir

Sleep

[random drum]

yeah btw are u 365 elo?

[upbeat viper]

Ikr

Insta stories

[torpid lintel]

Yay

[upbeat viper]

Anywayayya

[midnight fjord]

[torpid lintel]

I updated my discord and it's hard to use now

[random drum]

I need to ask one question. Is anime good?

[midnight fjord]

Are you sniping me

[upbeat viper]

No

I'm Bastman

[stable mirage]

no

[midnight fjord]

😭

[grim edge]

Hate when french ppl talk to each other cause it shows my understanding only scratched the surface 😭

[random drum]

I've have watched death note and it was good

[stable mirage]

your opinion is incorrect

[grim edge]

Damn u dont even know what elo is and you’re already playing lol

[torpid lintel]

You are Bastoura

[stable mirage]

gg ez

[random drum]

Elo is rating of chess. after every game we win or lose rating.

[upbeat viper]

Aaaa

[random drum]

I have only watched death note

[grim edge]

Death note is one of the best

Watch one piece 💀

[teal jungle]

same

[grim edge]

See you in 6 months

[normal hatch]

The remake finna go hard asf

[teal jungle]

actually ive watched aot as well but didnt finish

[grim edge]

Bruh ima be old by the time i finish an op remake

aot is solid

DBZ takes the cake idc idc

[random drum]

depends. if u win against a lower rated player then low elo and and if higher then more elo. If u lose against a lower rated player then u lose more elo and vice versa.
When u start on chesscom, ur elo increases rapidly but after a time there is only +8 or +10 at max or -8 or -10(against similar rated opponent)

any suggestion?

[random drum]

It was good tbh

[grim edge]

Big 3:

1. DBZ
2. Naruto Shippuden
3. One Piece

[normal hatch]

Dbz aint in the big 3

[uneven prawn]

DBZ??

[random drum]

what??

[grim edge]

It’s definitely top 1

[grim edge]

Dragon ball z

[uneven prawn]

DBZ isn’t no.1 lil bro

[random drum]

my frnd told me to watch but it's too long it

[normal hatch]

Code geass W

[grim edge]

Bruhh yes it isss

[uneven prawn]

Its bleach

[uneven prawn]

it’s not……

[hard dirge]

I am a 600 elo menace to society

[grim edge]

Hell nahh i havent even seen bleach

[normal hatch]

Big three is Bleach, Naruto, and One piece

[torpid lintel]

Your chess.com rating (not "Elo" but what you mean) reflects your skill.

If your rating goes higher than your skill, then you'll face better opponents and lose more, and against opponents at your skill level you'll lose points if you draw.
If your rating goes lower than your skill, then you'll face worse opponents and win more, and against opponents at your skill level you'll win points if you draw.

Therefore, worrying about rating is a beginner's mistake. Worry about your skill instead. Even if you lose 300 points, presumably your skill didn't change (or increased because you now know what not to do), so you'll gain it back in no time.

Typed by R_doofus i hope this answer help

[grim edge]

Dbz got better fights

[uneven prawn]

well DBZ ain’t big 3

[normal hatch]

Damn. No chill with the spoilers. But yeah, F

[uneven prawn]

you haven’t even seen bleach tho😭

[normal hatch]

One Piece is the best of the big 3

[uneven prawn]

aren’t all the fights basically the same?😭

[random drum]

1100 and the player who reached maximum elo is Magnus Carlsen(3372) and the highest fide(official chess organization which organizes on the board tournaments) elo was also achieved by magnus which is 2882.

[grim edge]

I’ve seen some clips and episodes but dbz has fights that just get better

[random drum]

bro destroyed my msg

[normal hatch]

[grim edge]

Not really there’s just some filler

[random drum]

aot?

[normal hatch]

Highest was 2888 otb, but that was unofficially

or was it 2886

[teal jungle]

yes it was one of the best series I have watched

[uneven prawn]

aot at the top

[teal jungle]

I really hope they make an L spinoff series at some point but I doubt thats happening

[grim edge]

Bruh dbz is cracking any top 3 and we can argue about it

[uneven prawn]

but still it’s basically the same fights 😭

[grim edge]

And not aot

[random drum]

I like Money heist

[normal hatch]

Plot is outdated, but its fun to watch.

[grim edge]

Nah when you get to Dragon Ball Super even the fights change a lot

[normal hatch]

Any other big shonen has a better story than DBZ

[random drum]

ahh where can I watch it(don't send link here if it's a sus link bcz It can get u in trouble)

[grim edge]

No anime has been around that long and been that consistently good

[random drum]

I see

[uneven prawn]

can you explain to me the plot?

[random drum]

where can I watch it?

will try

[normal hatch]

Totally Legal site

[random drum]

wait rn I have netflix

[covert cosmos]

huhu

[random drum]

HULU

[covert cosmos]

huhu

[grim edge]

Theres a lot well after the Earth is at peace for awhile Goku is just living normally, few episodes in a God of Destruction travels to Earth to fight Goku and he loses, then Frieza gets resurrected and they nearly lose again but won, Goku has to fight his evil double and an immortal being, then there’s the Tournament of power all the strongest ppl in the multiverse fighting each other

[random drum]

Brooo 💀

[grim edge]

Goku solos all yalls animes

[normal hatch]

The plot is battle

[random drum]

Nihal sarin on urine test

[grim edge]

If/when they bring it back it will break the internet yet again

[uneven prawn]

so the plot is them just fighting eachother??

[random drum]

he is trying to get banned from fide?

[normal hatch]

Ppl dont watch Dbz for the story. Its just eyecandy. Not that its bad ofc.

[normal hatch]

Heroes has been ongoing

[uneven prawn]

Sasha solos

[random drum]

@uneven prawnyou can connect ur account if u want by typing
/connect

[normal hatch]

Tho heroes is shit

[random drum]

nvm I am going to change this shit role

#reaction-roles

now it's good

brilliant color role

something is sus here

[grim edge]

Pretty much. That’s why it’s one of the best in terms of fights, you can say another has better plot that’s arguable but dbz overall is classic

[grim edge]

Also who is Sasha

[normal hatch]

🥔

[grim edge]

Yk what ima watch Bleach and it better be good enough to argue ab

[random drum]

@grim edgeDon't you think something is fishy rn

yeah thanks!

[normal hatch]

Watch One Piece

[random drum]

💀

[uneven prawn]

so you claim it’s the best only cause it’s nostalgic to you. Then that’s just your subjective opinion.

[normal hatch]

Bro its actually good

[grim edge]

What’s fishy?

[random drum]

dm?

[grim edge]

Sure

[grim edge]

I grew up watching it lol but most ppl ik will say the same

Nowadays It’s the younger generations out here saying dbz aint it

[uneven prawn]

alright lil bro

[normal hatch]

[uneven prawn]

It’s literally just subjective opinion. how old are you anyways😭

[normal hatch]

Bio

[grim edge]

Im going to watch Bleach and i promise if it’s not that good i will ping you just to give you a mouthful

I turned 22 today

[normal hatch]

WHY BLEACH

[grim edge]

Cause she thinks it’s better than dbz smh

[uneven prawn]

yeah I don’t even watch anime. The only one I watched was death note….

[normal hatch]

[grim edge]

Wtfff

[uneven prawn]

Again with the subjective opinion…

[uneven prawn]

it’s a joke lil bro

[upbeat viper]

Binkusu no sake o

Todome ni yuku yo

[random drum]

Hey bastman

[upbeat viper]

Yo again

[random drum]

hru?

[upbeat viper]

Gud

U ?

[uneven prawn]

Happy birthday! what gifts do you have for me?

[random drum]

I am good. I am still in shock btw

[grim edge]

Im not lil bro if anything im big homie. And im not really actively saying it’s the best. Just grew up around it that’s honestly it

[grim edge]

If i answered this honestly i would get timed out

[random drum]

bast did u see rapid championship?

[uneven prawn]

alright lil bro I respect that

[digital phoenix]

ok lil bro

[grim edge]

💀

[uneven prawn]

then don’t..

[random drum]

@grim edgeu listen to emiway bunty right?

[random drum]

hi lil bro

[grim edge]

💀fine then u get a dbz manga

[random drum]

👏

[grim edge]

Bruh giving gifts on my bday is crazy💀maybe for yours though

[random drum]

true tho but he doesn't have nitro either + Opera GX is giving free nitro

for 1 month

[uneven prawn]

omg so thoughtful🔥

[random drum]

lies

[uneven prawn]

It is!!

[random drum]

idk do u wanna know how?

[grim edge]

No way youre capping

[random drum]

🧢

it's not a fishy thing bcz discord collabs with many sites like once with rockstar games. I can send u the article btw

[grim edge]

SHUT UP

@uneven prawn u gotta connect bruh

[random drum]

dms!

[grim edge]

Where can i even watch bleach

[random drum]

*sir

[covert cosmos]

:3

[grim edge]

I gotta go to Hulu just to watch Bleach automatically out of the debate

[upbeat viper]

Can someone tell me what the ASCII art is in chess talk ?

I'm on phone I can't see it

[covert cosmos]

dabbing stickman

[stable mirage]

fr

[upbeat viper]

Oki

Thanks

[covert cosmos]

yes

[grim edge]

Deletes anyway lol

[covert cosmos]

____ . .
| |/ _||_ | ..
| < | _ __ \ __ < | |
| | | || | / _\ _ |
|____|_ _||| | / ____|
/ //

wait what

:(** **

[stable mirage]

[random drum]

their bangers look parody in front of seedhe maut 🕺

[flint fox]

I like low resolution photos of my cat better

[random drum]

(not a furry) bro 💀

said it

[flint fox]

guh

ur mad bc my username got that?

k

[random drum]

I am not a furry too

[flint fox]

yes

[random drum]

Bro will beat incho

[covert cosmos]

what 💀

[random drum]

who listens to emiway then?

[next geyser]

1200

[covert cosmos]

no

[next geyser]

Na3 or Nh3

[flint fox]

Imma just say @ oopsb and ping u

instead of getting the wrong mf

[digital phoenix]

average 600 elo

[next geyser]

pepper

[solid cairn]

my mom just beat me

she had a bit too much to drink

[digital phoenix]

what did u do

[solid cairn]

Nothing she just had drunk anger

from dad leaving

[next geyser]

is your mom that cracked at chess

oh

[solid cairn]

she had a meltdown when she bought the wrong brand of fruity pebbles the other day.

she was slamming doors, screaming at me, throwing stuff at me

she needs those cereal lmao

[covert cosmos]

what 💀

[solid cairn]

yeah

[next geyser]

not the cereal

[solid cairn]

my mom loves the dog more than me

[primal birch]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-angry-kick-im-done-gif-10558862

[next geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/the-gc-gc-got-leaked-group-chat-leaked-better-call-saul-saul-mugshot-gif-26162882

[solid cairn]

saul goodman is 6'0 💀

[next geyser]

ig

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/arrow-loser-above-up-gif-21639973

[covert cosmos]

everyone in my class gc posts the most offensive shit ever 😭

[random drum]

Hey can anyone generate AI images here? I mean using AI?

[grim edge]

Bruh it’s just pointing at me.

[next geyser]

I murdered 2 kids in a chuck e chesse 40 years ago

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/springtrap-sturdy-gif-5598742388546306018

Dont joke ab that here lol it’s just gonna get deleted

[next geyser]

prob

[flint fox]

Monday left me broken

[stable mirage]

hi furry

[covert cosmos]

me

[flint fox]

Hi good

[hot rover]

Any1 wanna play

[flint fox]

no

idk maybe someone here

[solid cairn]

yues

[flint fox]

https://tenor.com/bS7DG.gif

[hot rover]

Maybe I want to play someone higher than my elo?

[flint fox]

Wat happen to incho

[solid cairn]

No im fine, it didnt hurt to badly considering im about the same height as her

ok

[foggy ruin]

He's actually 5ft 9in

[grim edge]

can someone explain how this is possible

[foggy ruin]

YouTube Shorts loop?

[grim edge]

how can the average percentage viewed be longer than the video itself

[foggy ruin]

You watch it once, it loops back to the beginning, you watch part of it again, you leave.

[grim edge]

bastttttttttttt

[grim edge]

oh

i guess thats a good thing then

can i send someone a yt vid and they can tell me what to improve on

[upbeat viper]

??

[grim edge]

🥺

[upbeat viper]

Wat

[grim edge]

i think someone needs to sleep

[upbeat viper]

Naaah

You maybe?

[twin moon]

It’s the bastman

[shy pike]

no, shorts are ass

[solid cairn]

someone 1v1

[shy pike]

oki

send lichess link :3

[solid cairn]

no

id rather die.

[shy pike]

why?

[solid cairn]

lichess sucky suck7

[shy pike]

do you have any good reasons

[solid cairn]

yes (lichess is bad)

[shy pike]

but why :(

do you like having features paywalled :(

[solid cairn]

i dont like how the pieces move or sound i also dont like the textures and graphics, i also dont like the fact that i cant premove a mate in 3 checkmate

[solid cairn]

yes

[shy pike]

so you dislike some aspects but that hardly means it SUCKS

[solid cairn]

id rather have a paywall than my pieces looking like this

[solid cairn]

and i find the screen complicated (i might jhust be special)

[shy pike]

you can change the pieces 💀💀

[solid cairn]

like what is all this what do buttons do

[glossy radish]

[shy pike]

so you're just incompetent at using basic gui applications

[solid cairn]

nuh uh

[shy pike]

yeah

[solid cairn]

nuh uh

chesy com better

[cedar thicket]

HOT

[solid cairn]

[cedar thicket]

lol

[shy pike]

i could hand my 6 year old brother lichess ui and he'd figure it out

[glossy radish]

UNITYYY

[upbeat viper]

vVVvV

[solid cairn]

No

[shy pike]

haii

[glossy radish]

oh hi bast bast

[stable mirage]

then change your pieces lol

[solid cairn]

I refuse to lay finger on lichess

[glossy radish]

bast look

[shy pike]

ik bro isn't the brightest

[upbeat viper]

Yes it's 5am

[solid cairn]

my main hate about it is how the pieces move and i cant premove 69 times in a row

[shy pike]

you're like the iPhone fanboy of the online chess world

[upbeat viper]

Rip

Shitty cable

[stable mirage]

[solid cairn]

and how the main page sucks

[glossy radish]

well there goes my last pair of earbuds

[upbeat viper]

Viva android

[solid cairn]

i hate iphones

[shy pike]

then you so completely refuting lichess makes less sense than before

[glossy radish]

ur missing out

[solid cairn]

hold on im beating up someone on lichess

[solid cairn]

id rather miss out than have my phone die in 1 hour and have no new features besides the f*cking camera

[shy pike]

on what? getting the same design for the 4th year in a row?

[glossy radish]

i was gonna say on nothing

[shy pike]

frfr

[glossy radish]

but i’m so used to the iphone build i don’t wanna switch

[shy pike]

ofc a lot of Android phone manufacturers aren't being too creative nowadays either

[glossy radish]

hhh i want pho

[shy pike]

pho

[glossy radish]

pho 🍜

that’s incho

[shy pike]

nom

[covert cosmos]

@serberminds

[glossy radish]

[manic rose]

Hey guys I'm tikaru hagamura

[grim edge]

Sup

[shy pike]

who is that

[grim edge]

Call me Tony ferguson the way I’m 0-7 in blitz

[manic rose]

Me :)

[glossy radish]

who

[shy pike]

oh nice :D

aaaaa

[manic rose]

How's its going everyone? How's your day been?

[glossy radish]

unityyyy

no

[shy pike]

🐈🐈🐈

[manic rose]

Why are you guys pinging each other when all of them are actively talking to each other lol

[shy pike]

cause

[grim edge]

Can I say f word here

[shy pike]

without the u yeah

[grim edge]

The other one

[shy pike]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

Nah I meant ggot

[grim edge]

Cmon 😭

[manic rose]

I guess yea

[shy pike]

they mean the slur

[manic rose]

Oh nope

[shy pike]

why

[fallen valley]

Mute speedrun any%

[grim edge]

What is casetoo doin here

[manic rose]

What about "wtf"?

[grim edge]

Your supposed to be in bgmi

[candid fossil]

so I just played chess with my grandpa, and he mentioned a rule I've never heard of before, and am sure that doesn't exist. He said that a king can move like a knight on its first move. For context, he's from Afghanistan. Is there anyone from around that area (middle east) that has heard anything remotely related to this "rule"? I'm confused lol

[shy pike]

that's ok
fck fine

[shy pike]

that's valid move, yes

[manic rose]

Ayo what?

[candid fossil]

def not

[shy pike]

it is.

[candid fossil]

Just curious as to whether anyone's heard of something like that

[shy pike]

just no one does it because that's a dumb move

[candid fossil]

I'm wild to trust someone on discord, but sure

[manic rose]

I remembered my grandpa once said to me that a rook can move over a piece once, and lil me trusted him

[candid fossil]

lmfao

[manic rose]

Ye why would you want your king In the open on your first move?

[candid fossil]

unless your going for a bongcloud or smth 💀

[candid fossil]

but I was baffled that such a move was even used by some people, cuz my gramps said he used to play lots of chess back in the days

might research more about it, seems interesting

[upbeat viper]

Hi brick

[hasty iris]

2370 mad i beat him in bullet after he bongclouded which is only a 0.8

[candid fossil]

Quora is the least trustable source ever, but someone mentioned indian chess when asking about this move

[hasty iris]

helloo bastman

bast isnt it hella late for u

[upbeat viper]

Hi

Hella early

5:11am

[hasty iris]

oh early riser

[upbeat viper]

Ah no

I didn't sleep

It's early tho'

[hasty iris]

holidays i guess 😅

[upbeat viper]

Yeah

No sleeping sched

:')

[hasty iris]

dw me too

[upbeat viper]

[hasty iris]

went skating at 3am with the homies

[upbeat viper]

Danger levels

[hasty iris]

dang no the rook sticker

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[stable mirage]

:we

[minor spoke]

Why

Is chat supposed to die when I appear

[minor spoke]

Yeah but ull prolly get a timeout

[severe oxide]

😱

[fallen valley]

@severe oxide I don't care if you mind

[severe oxide]

@fallen valley hi

[shy pike]

good night aaaaa

[severe oxide]

night

[thorny axle]

hi

[upbeat viper]

Bye

[raven ice]

ahahhahahaha

[median saffron]

hi

[fervent gale]

hello

[random drum]

I like how judit and some other womens are talking about fine of anna on wearing shoes and no one is talking about nihal who was taken for urine test for 3 hours

[fervent gale]

why did he taken for urine test though?

no way they suspected drugs right?

[random drum]

Fide thought he took drug before game

[fervent gale]

with what evidence

[wicked cape]

Yo guys

[flat kraken]

Gyatt

[wicked cape]

How long does it take to ban a cheater on the website?

[torpid lintel]

It's depends

[wicked cape]

Idk about the ban tho. I want my rating back

[random drum]

Nihal is clearly not happy with this

[flat kraken]

Wait till bro learns about compound v

[flint zenith]

bro why do u have an emoji as ur profile??

[nimble niche]

they have never caught anyone doping before

nor have they ever discovered a drug that could enhance chess performance

[random drum]

Nihal is not happy with his tests

[flint zenith]

there are drugs that could make u more focused but not helping ur gameplay

[nimble niche]

they let kramnik go without having to do a test in the 2008 olympiad

[severe oxide]

👀

[nimble niche]

wait was it kramnik

[twin moon]

I drew against a 1900 OTB/2200

[nimble niche]

no it was ivanchuk not kramnik

my memory's terrible

[bright lantern]

Guys there is going to be a puzzle tournament in 2 weeks. Is 2900 in puzzles a decent score to sign up for the tournament?

[flint zenith]

reapeted moves?

[twin moon]

He was going to try to to bait me into g6

But the position was so dry since I could keep going back that we just decided to draw

[flint zenith]

whats ur puzzle rush best 5 or 3 min

[twin moon]

And it was hard for either side to make progress

[flint zenith]

technically a draw but I would try to find some moves

[bright lantern]

I havent tried those. Is 5 min the official tournament format?

[stable mirage]

just play a normal tournament lol puzzle tournaments are so boring

[twin moon]

Well that’s the thing, if he moves any of his pieces away, it would make his king vulnerable

Plus I have a few ways in if he isn’t careful and overall it’s just very equal

[flint zenith]

yea true

[nimble niche]

im new to the server

[flint zenith]

idk but try puzzle rush so u get better pace

[nimble niche]

im 200 fide is that good?

[flint zenith]

there is no 200 fide

it starts from 1000

[nimble niche]

but im 200 fide

[flint zenith]

💀 👍

[nimble niche]

i paid an old guy at my local chess club to tell me my fide rating and he said im 200

[flint zenith]

oh ok valid

[random drum]

Bro Hannah is the worst X poster

Imma block that women. She is comparing the parts of women body to fide rules like wtf

[flint zenith]

what about g5?

[twin moon]

I’m putting in it in the engine rn

[random drum]

Fide is right about that dress code for women to wear revealing dress but I agree the fine for those shoes was wrong but why tf she is bringing body parts in that shit ?

[stable mirage]

[flint zenith]

opens up the position and after takes and queen a2 check,, you go kd1 and u can use bishop to stop the reapeting chexk

[charred kindle]

apparently chess players do rly well on verbal memory. anyone got like above 200?

[flint zenith]

so?

[twin moon]

Still doing it’s thing, I’m gonna try a different engine

[severe oxide]

apparently 96% of all statistics are made up

[stable mirage]

what tc

[charred kindle]

wut da wut

[twin moon]

Unlimited

[stable mirage]

ew

[twin moon]

It was just chess club lmao, we are just chillin

Yea so g5

But overall the position is still equal

[flint zenith]

engine says equall but when u win the knight , its hard for human to play

[stark kayak]

there are mental enhancing drugs they like open up the brain

[flint zenith]

do u have a norm or u are just 2400 in chess.com

[twin moon]

Whatever you say, I’m just glad I got to stop playing because I was tired Ngl

[stable mirage]

haven’t played enough otb

[flint zenith]

yea i would have draw too if it was a higher rated than me and it was friendly

[surreal geyser]

.

[flint zenith]

are u in us or ca because in ca u need 3 2300 cfc performance in otb to get nm norm

not hard because its cfc and not fide

[stable mirage]

🇺🇸

[flint zenith]

k then its hard to get a norm in us

[twin moon]

Then I got to have a grunfeld like position against the KIA

[grim edge]

hello!

[honest drift]

No ur just really good lol, i get like 70 ish

[midnight fjord]

Yo

[severe oxide]

hi

[light cosmos]

Good morning everyone

[grim edge]

this channel is only for people below 2800

[stable mirage]

skill

[grim edge]

basssssttttttttttt dont sleep

[rustic mirage]

I can't do it anymore guys

[grim edge]

please try to do it again

[minor owl]

Then don't 😆🔥

[rustic mirage]

I've lost all hope in playing chees

[surreal geyser]

Does anyone is racist by any chance

[grim edge]

please dont lose hope

[balmy hemlock]

[rustic mirage]

I lost 150 elo and I just can't do it

[severe oxide]

y

[severe oxide]

play more

[rustic mirage]

I'm a 1300 avg 54 accuracy a gamr

[minor owl]

Give up 🗿💯💯

[grim edge]

the only way to get better is to play rated. play more

[rustic mirage]

Pffft that don't work when you have 60% losing percentage this week

[grim edge]

im 778 since November. i dont play rated often

[minor owl]

🤫

[rustic mirage]

I honestly can't grind anymore

[minor owl]

Then don't 👏👏🤔

[surreal geyser]

I love pirc defense beautiful

[minor owl]

Keep ur head down king 👑

[rustic mirage]

Honestly you don't help bro

[minor owl]

I don't wnna 🙇

[twin moon]

Ye @peak plank, I’m starting to play the center game with 1.e4 so rate the repertoire

-a3 mainline French defense
-tall variation caro kann
-(open maybe) or scotch game Sicilian
-center game for 1…e5

Ofc there are others like the pirc, but that’s just gonna be a basic start for the repertoire

[severe oxide]

how u gonna regain the lost elo???

[minor owl]

He won't 😋

[visual garnet]

anyone wants to puzzle battle?

[severe oxide]

centre game kinda mediocre

[twin moon]

It was just recommended by the 1900 so I decided why not lmao

It doesn’t look bad atleast

[minor owl]

🚶

[stable mirage]

scotch >>

[twin moon]

I’m not changing the a3 French though

That shit is too good a weapon

[stable mirage]

wing >>

[twin moon]

Now that’s a surprise coming from you

[stable mirage]

wing gambit is so good

[twin moon]

Hmm alr

Old Sicilian looked interesting

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gojo_saturo9

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Blitz: 2016 (peak)

[glossy radish]

who pjneed

[glossy radish]

no way it’s a wild incho

[twin moon]

Just tell me

Yep

[flint junco]

L

[severe oxide]

it’s like -0.2 i think

[severe oxide]

fr

[twin moon]

Oh nice

[rustic mirage]

Idk bro

[north gorge]

hey

[dim jackal]

Hi I am new

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @dim jackal, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[dim jackal]

Shut up

[grim edge]

@severemod

[minor spoke]

??

[minor spoke]

Excuse me what

[dim jackal]

Wat is thate

[dim jackal]

U heard me

[grim edge]

shut yo bish ahh up

[minor spoke]

R u good

[grim edge]

thats not nice

[dim jackal]

Shut up

[dim jackal]

I donte carie

[minor spoke]

Wait bruh she tried to help

[grim edge]

😢

[dim jackal]

Cri

[midnight fjord]

Ok

[dim jackal]

Who is u

[minor spoke]

Hi v

[dim jackal]

Naigherasnsnznzja

[minor spoke]

?

[grim edge]

omg this looks like the guy ive been talking to for like a month. the bling-bling, the drip, the loud brand, ewwww

the guy you talked to for a month looked like a minion?

[blissful quiver]

what did i walk in on?

[grim edge]

acts like this minion

[glossy radish]

..who

[dim jackal]

<@&809538024865923100> hi

[glossy radish]

hey, what do you need

if you’re tryna ban speed run i suggest do it wlsewhere

[dim jackal]

I want to ban @grim edge

[grim edge]

Hello World

[glossy radish]

hello dinner

[blissful quiver]

hello senorita

[dim jackal]

Wat is thst

[fluid isle]

Why?

[glossy radish]

ifnore

ignore the troll

[dim jackal]

Shieea is meanieo

[dim jackal]

Shut up

[blissful quiver]

its what no life sobs like you do

[fluid isle]

Ok

[grim edge]

Yeah

[glossy radish]

just ignore them

[blissful quiver]

:)

[grim edge]

please do it

[glossy radish]

unity

[dim jackal]

Modes ban him too

[grim edge]

Are you a GM

[blissful quiver]

unrea; is better

[glossy radish]

hi chat

[dim jackal]

Die

[dim jackal]

Go back to sleep

[blissful quiver]

unity has a better ui, but unreal has much better mechanics and coding language

[glossy radish]

unity

[dim jackal]

Tasty

[glossy radish]

markiplier

magnus

[dim jackal]

[glossy radish]

james

[blissful quiver]

Magnus is HIM

[grim edge]

I better get my:

Knife 🔪

Spoon 🥄

Fork 🍴

[dim jackal]

<@&745328830649991179>

[glossy radish]

charlotte

[dim jackal]

Shut up

[dim jackal]

U ugly Chinese

[median saffron]

[minor spoke]

Danggg

[blissful quiver]

No, im a square

[merry crater]

hi everyone, i just joined this server

[grim edge]

Welcome

[merry crater]

thank you

[grim edge]

Please Connect your account

[merry crater]

connected

[grim edge]

Ok

[lone zenith]

lmao

[dim jackal]

Free Palestine

[grim edge]

why are you so rude

[grim edge]

“Just joined”

[merry crater]

...yes? wdym

its written that i joined on dec 29 which is today's date

[grim edge]

Whats your age

[minor spoke]

Ok I’m being fr:

• #💬〡general-off-topic is possibly the worst place for u to be for chess stuff this place is wwIII
• welcome lol
• make sure u connect and get trusted, then get all ur other roles

[merry crater]

10

[glossy radish]

we meet again

[grim edge]

Ok

[dim jackal]

U can also join him

[glossy radish]

not very nice buddy

[dim jackal]

I don't care

[balmy crag]

Hello yall

[grim edge]

ur so mean

[merry crater]

oh ic

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[dim jackal]

L

[glossy radish]

ignore them

[brittle cosmos]

Annoying ass

[minor spoke]

I dont think it’s one of his defining characteristics…

[merry crater]

thank you!

[glossy radish]

i know who it is

[minor spoke]

Wait what

[grim edge]

you said you hate jews, thats not cool

Get them out of here out I'm gonna blow

[glossy radish]

yeah. i believe i know who this troll is

[grim edge]

who is it

[north gorge]

hi

[glossy radish]

not spilling it yet

[minor spoke]

Oh well u mean online not as a person

[glossy radish]

yeah

[grim edge]

okay 👍

[glossy radish]

@dim jackal get back here

[lone zenith]

💀 petrov defense was great when i was white cuz I was 900

[grim edge]

Don’t fall for that ever again

[dim jackal]

Ya what do u want

[grim edge]

can someone ban noice and his other variants

[grim edge]

The only L I see is your mom giving birth to you matter a fact the cndm failed like you as a son

[glossy radish]

u suck

[grim edge]

Sry

[brittle cosmos]

Bro that’s lame asf

[north gorge]

lol

[glossy radish]

delete that. that’s not funny

[dim jackal]

💀

[north gorge]

he must be jokingg

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

hate cannot drive out hate, only love can drive out hate dont insult or talk to a troll like that

[dim jackal]

Says u

[grim edge]

Skull dead like your mom and dad

[grim edge]

Okok

[merry crater]

nah ik you are joking

[glossy radish]

james

[dim jackal]

Atleast they are dead both of ur parents left ya

[glossy radish]

[north gorge]

must be a joke

[lone zenith]

archive?

[brittle cosmos]

Little bastard tryna get people banned

[grim edge]

Hehe

[grim edge]

You orphan this is why u hate jews because u be seeing them with mom and dad

[glossy radish]

nope

[minor spoke]

Ok what happened for the 39 seconds I was gone for

[grim edge]

Bruh its a joke im not tryna get people banned

[dim jackal]

Atleast my parents didn't leave me

[grim edge]

Your mom and dad was a stripper before they die so I don't want to hear it

[merry crater]

improve your humor /j

[grim edge]

Im not even reporting it to discord

[grim edge]

Why u repeating same roast huh

[brittle cosmos]

Alr but you bothered all the mods for it

[north gorge]

a roast battle here LMFAO

[lone zenith]

everyone vote for me

[grim edge]

Ok

[brittle cosmos]

/srs

[dim jackal]

That was hilarious just like ur life

[grim edge]

U ran out of jokes huh I didn't know a clown can ran out of jokes

[minor spoke]

Wait yo mashu and noice can u both cut it 😭

[grim edge]

Look in the mirror

[north gorge]

ya stop roasting

[glossy radish]

marshy

marshy cmon let’s not be a dipshit

[dim jackal]

Says u

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> some little kids are fighting

[grim edge]

No jokes left to say huh buddy

[grand shore]

Wut is happening

[glossy radish]

ninja kiwi

[merry crater]

[grim edge]

Idk a roasting festival

[lone zenith]

what'd he send?

[grim edge]

If mods not gonna cook bro I'll

[grand shore]

Buddy

[dim jackal]

Ok ya I'm busted they timed out for 24 hrs how did yk man

[minor spoke]

Yo duck uve pinged mods like 20 times nothing is happening

[brittle cosmos]

Mods been pinged like 3 times in 5 mins 😭

[glossy radish]

LMAOOOO

[ornate ivy]

Lol

[grim edge]

the moderators are not showing up

[dim jackal]

[lone zenith]

including me 🥺

[north gorge]

💯 \

[grim edge]

Yo <@&745328830649991179> do your job yo

[glossy radish]

kiwi let’s calm it down

[brittle cosmos]

Where is daddy bast 😡

[grim edge]

Yeah

[dim jackal]

I was trying so hard

[minor spoke]

Lowkey

[dim jackal]

So is this acc getting banned now

[glossy radish]

yeah. i can tell

[dim jackal]

[grim edge]

dont disturb bast. hes sleeping. ping jeff or chesswind

@severe oxide got muted for 1 min reason: saying i wanna get muted deep

[torpid lintel]

Don't be rude@grim edge @dim jackal

[glossy radish]

thoguht you were unity but then i realised it’s too late rn

[grim edge]

ur alting so ur gonna get banned on both accounts

[torpid lintel]

What going on here?

[glossy radish]

it’s like, midnight

[grim edge]

Not hard enough like how your mom dance on the pole

[brittle cosmos]

They pinged all mods

[dim jackal]

Who gona stop other accs

[grim edge]

Bro was hating on jews and chinese

[glossy radish]

nah i got her covered

[grim edge]

It was self defense

[dim jackal]

Well played Sherlock

[grim edge]

Hi mohit

[glossy radish]

slow clap

[lone zenith]

@narrow dune apparently noice is allegedly tryna get banned?

[grim edge]

thats nice

[lone zenith]

also hows your day

[dim jackal]

I was trying so hard to be mean

[glossy radish]

i like it better when you’re nice

[lone zenith]

you mean nothing

[minor spoke]

Ok wait who actually is noice

[brittle cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/ishi-ishikawa-masaki-japanese-wattpad-gif-20950478

[torpid lintel]

Just don't be rude just call mods they can handle it

[glossy radish]

not telling

[lone zenith]

nobodys nice 😭

[dim jackal]

Lmao

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[minor spoke]

WHY

[grim edge]

Done that 3 time they still haven't arrive yet

[grim edge]

Who is the calmest person right now

[glossy radish]

🥱

[dim jackal]

I'm like immune

[lone zenith]

100% i can beat this guy

[glossy radish]

u scare the mods

[minor spoke]

Is it an actual troll or nah

[dim jackal]

[crystal shore]

sui

[torpid lintel]

Don't know let me see what going on :)

[brittle cosmos]

Real

[dim jackal]

I'm starting another acc

[minor spoke]

Wait bro made his discord account today as well 😭😭😭

[primal fern]

!alt

[stable jungle]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[glossy radish]

i know them. they’re pretty chill

[grim edge]

The minute I ate actual food I find cool moves >:[

[brittle cosmos]

Oh no bast is online

[grim edge]

I could record whats happening now and put it on a netflix drama film

[minor spoke]

No way it’s unity right

[dim jackal]

Shut it nerd

[glossy radish]

not unity

[uneven prawn]

girlll I left to go watch jujutsu Kaisen

[glossy radish]

unity is sleeping

[uneven prawn]

are you back??

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @uneven prawn, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[brittle cosmos]

W

[dim jackal]

Are u like fr tracking my timezone lmao

[lone zenith]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @primal fern, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[merry crater]

always happens

[grim edge]

Not the shower

[primal fern]

Having multi acc is against rules if you don’t have approval

[lone zenith]

lmao im so helpful

[glossy radish]

wdym?

[grim edge]

in the discord server

[uneven prawn]

cause a new episode came out. And he was just in the firing range.

[minor spoke]

Wait I lowkey think that’s unity

[primal fern]

Ooooo

[dim jackal]

I am talking about how u knew that it could only be me

[glossy radish]

nope

[minor spoke]

@grim edge where r u

[uneven prawn]

I told him I’ll be back and he’s said ok😭

[grim edge]

It be like that fr

[grim edge]

No one asked for your comment

[brittle cosmos]

@digital phoenix

[uneven prawn]

But he dipped

[dim jackal]

Chill out man

[torpid lintel]

Okay he said something bad but you could just stop here :(

[lone zenith]

real

[uneven prawn]

bruh that’s literally what happened

[grim edge]

Ok my bad :(

[minor spoke]

The og goated

[uneven prawn]

bruh

[grim edge]

@minor spoke why is chocolate spelled wrong in ur username

[dim jackal]

stealing toddlers

[uneven prawn]

he’s not there. 💀

[dim jackal]

Yes sir

[glossy radish]

who’s the driver

[grim edge]

Noice photo

[minor spoke]

No it’s spelled correctly

[uneven prawn]

are you coming back?

[glossy radish]

i drew it 🥱

[dim jackal]

All divine incho