💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Gloves 🤯

[upbeat viper]

:p

[peak plank]

It was a joke smh

[glossy radish]

tf

[upbeat viper]

idc

accurate joke

😼

[peak plank]

[grim edge]

Sleep wtf

[severe oxide]

nah i ain’t cringe

[grim edge]

💀

[severe oxide]

fr

[lament jacinth]

Drama queen

[grim edge]

🤔

[twin moon]

Nice

It seems to not matter if I blunder a rook 💀

[grim edge]

Who's that?

[peak plank]

ofc not, bad players stay bad

[upbeat viper]

ahaha newb

[lament jacinth]

.

[twin moon]

Yep

[grim edge]

.

[twin moon]

Also I turned a Slav defense into a mainline chigorin position

[umbral wind]

Tryna go tho

[upbeat viper]

@peak plank 2100 when

[severe oxide]

you know it

[upbeat viper]

you have 3 days

[peak plank]

idk

[grim edge]

[lament jacinth]

Well you get to be liya.

[stable mirage]

UwO

[grim edge]

I am yeah

[peak plank]

2100 b4 2024 is prob not gonna happen

[grim edge]

weak

How could you tell

[peak plank]

ill try to get to 2200 li first

[stable mirage]

smh

[upbeat viper]

did you know Thursday actually represents the middle of a entire week ?

[peak plank]

ive been hanging a hell ton of pawns recently (somehow I still wi ntho)

[upbeat viper]

sadge

[umbral wind]

[upbeat viper]

hanging pawns isn't much tbh

[severe oxide]

wednesday is the middle and u can’t say otherwise

[upbeat viper]

if you have a heck lot of activity it doesn't matter

just attack and woosh

[upbeat viper]

explain this Einstein

[severe oxide]

Ratio?

[grim edge]

What was Einstein's peak elo?

I know he played against Oppenheimer

[upbeat viper]

idk

[peak plank]

idk either, I also dont know if he had one

[twin moon]

Nah I just took someone’s soul 💀

[grim edge]

IQ Rating and Chess Elo Rating are completely unrelated to each other. Albert Einstein's IQ was 160-170 but had a Chess Rating of approximately 1500, on the other hand Garry Kasparov's peak rating was 2851 but his IQ Rating was only 135! Einstein played in a coffeehouse with Lasker when they both resided in Berlin.

I found this on google

[twin moon]

Einstein just didn’t like chess

[peak plank]

nobody said anything about IQ so irrelevent

[grim edge]

I know they're unrelated, but I knew he had played Oppenheimer and won

[grim edge]

I said I google it up and that what it said silly

[twin moon]

I think IQ does help at the top levels

[grim edge]

Ohh mb didn't see that lol

[peak plank]

find smth more relevent in google

[twin moon]

Mainly due to the fact that pattern recognition is part of IQ, the main thing that makes computers so strong

[grim edge]

shush pixel -w-"

[umbral wind]

..,/

[livid canopy]

I’m pretty sure Hikaru would be proud of this game https://www.chess.com/live/game/97535495799

[worn ice]

hollyryan2010 (869) vs. deceiverofchess (855)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. [c4] dxc4 3. e4 e5 4. d5 Nf6 5. Bxc4 Nxe4 6. Nf3 Bb4+ 7. Nc3 Nxc3 8. Qc2 Nxd5+ 9. Bd2 Bxd2+ 10. Qxd2 c6 11. Nxe5 Qe7 12. Bxd5 Qxe5+ 13. Kd1 Qxd5 14. Re1+ Be6 15. b4 Qxd2+ 16. Kxd2 Na6 17. f4 O-O-O+ 18. Ke3 Rhe8 19. Kf3 Nxb4 20. a4 Nc2 21. f5 Nxe1+ 22. Rxe1 Bxf5 23. Rxe8 Rxe8 24. Kf4 g6 25. Kg5 Re4 26. a5 Rg4+ 27. Kf6 Rxg2 28. Kxf7 Rxh2 29. Ke7 Re2+ 30. Kf7 Ra2 31. Kg7 g5 32. Kh6 g4 33. Kg5 Rf2 34. Kh4 c5 35. Kg3 Rf3+ 36. Kg2 c4 37. a6 bxa6 38. Kh2 g3+ 39. Kg2 Be4 40. Kh3 g2+ 41. Kxg2 c3 42. Kg1 c2 43. Kg2 c1=R 44. Kh2 a5 45. Kg2 a4 46. Kh2 a3 47. Kg2 a2 48. Kh2 a1=R 49. Kg2 Rab1 50. Kh2 a5 51. Kg2 a4 52. Kh2 Rbb3 53. Kg2 Rf4+ 54. Kh2 Bg2 55. Kxg2 Rbb4 56. Kg3 a3 57. Kh3 a2 58. Kg3 a1=R 59. Kg2 h6 60. Kh3 Rc3+ 61. Kg2 Ra2+ 62. Kg1 h5 63. Kh1 h4 64. Kg1 Rf6 65. Kh1 Rh6 66. Kg1 h3 67. Kh1 Rab2 68. Kg1 Rcc2 69. Kh1 Rh2+ 70. Kg1 Rbg2+ 71. Kf1 Rf4+ 72. Ke1 Ra2 73. Kd1 Rhg2 74. Kc1 h2 75. Kb1 h1=R# 

[grim edge]

queen gambit interesting

I just found out how to play King's gambit

@lament jacinth

Hi

[lament jacinth]

Heya

[severe oxide]

ashcually that hangs m1 snort

[umbral wind]

What fans

[grim edge]

Who's a fan

[grim edge]

that why I said king's gambit

[umbral wind]

Im a massive fan

[grim edge]

Haven't seen u in a long time

[grim edge]

😎

[severe oxide]

ashcually king gambit is played after e4 e5 f4 please get it correct snort

[lament jacinth]

Of what

[umbral wind]

You

[grim edge]

shut up nerd(this is a joke)

gud how about you?

fr?

real

[brittle cosmos]

Daddy Hans

[grim edge]

Ops on me (liya)

[iron barn]

what a sigma

[umbral wind]

Best person ive ever met

[grim edge]

Thanks that's me

[lament jacinth]

The Gnome?

[peak plank]

ngl I thought Liya was majically unblocked until I checked the profile

[grim edge]

Wow calling me a gnome?

lol

[grim edge]

sigma bawls!!

[lament jacinth]

You're a Gnome

[grim edge]

😭

[umbral wind]

Yes the Gnome

[lament jacinth]

And so is @grim edge

[grim edge]

Why are you calling me a gnome I'm only 3'10

Not even that short

[grim edge]

you are a elf (joke)

[grim edge]

Wowwwwwwww

[iron barn]

it took me a while LOL

[grim edge]

What did

[lament jacinth]

She's a literal garden Gnome

[iron barn]

nothing

[grim edge]

Rude

[lament jacinth]

That's why I said it

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

you forgot to make my airsoft m249 gun

[grim edge]

Get scammed kiddo

;-;

[grim edge]

u r not that older

[lament jacinth]

I wouldn't take that from a dwarf

[grim edge]

kid calling kids kiddos

sure :D

[whole drum]

ew

[umbral wind]

😶

[lament jacinth]

💀💀

[grim edge]

oh no

[lament jacinth]

Uh oh

[whole drum]

r

[umbral wind]

Uh oh

[grim edge]

Learn from the best

welp I'm about to be timed out ;-;

[lament jacinth]

Everyone say bye to the Gnome

[whole drum]

it wont connect me

[grim edge]

I have experience

[grim edge]

Bye gnome

bye chat ;-;

[lament jacinth]

Talking to yourself kiddo?

[umbral wind]

Do you recommend Lebanon Liya?

[grim edge]

To you

[lament jacinth]

Im not the one who's 3'10

[grim edge]

I recommend Iraq more

[umbral wind]

Oh whys that

[tulip lichen]

ok dad

[grim edge]

It's a calmer place

[glossy radish]

h

[tulip lichen]

what did he say

[umbral wind]

Somth you did idk

[grim edge]

"aim for the tower"

i

[tulip lichen]

💀

[umbral wind]

buildings*

[grim edge]

;-;

[grim edge]

I'm Liya yeah I said that

[tulip lichen]

@grim edge chess speaks for iteself

[grim edge]

real!!

[lament jacinth]

Sounds like something liya would say

[tulip lichen]

bro you could.ve yk💀
dmed me💀

[grim edge]

Real

[umbral wind]

https://tenor.com/view/butt-gif-11020650

[lament jacinth]

Ayo slimshady

[grim edge]

Why rub out that perfection?

[umbral wind]

Its your ass

[lament jacinth]

You gyatt to be kidding me

[grim edge]

I'm 3'10 not enough room for one makes sense

[tulip lichen]

bro greek yoghurt has so much protein but taste like shit on its own

[lament jacinth]

And im a white woman so I'm pre dispositioned to be built like a piece of paper

[umbral wind]

3'10? dwarfs always have it big

[grim edge]

I'm a garden gnome

[umbral wind]

lock this guy out ^^^

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-nutcracker-suite-gif-7306976

This is me

[tulip lichen]

@grim edge " I like your yogurt more "

bro

im 13

[grim edge]

I don't have any legs they didn't grow

[grim edge]

2 year a part..

plus it was a joke

[tulip lichen]

some edp shit gang

[umbral wind]

is 15 and 13 good?

[grim edge]

Meh

[lament jacinth]

Anyway

[tulip lichen]

are you a guy

[grim edge]

No Queenie is gonna pretend to be me wowwwwwww

[grim edge]

maybe

[tulip lichen]

if youre a guy ok i let it pass just for you my friend

[grim edge]

Too complicated

[grim edge]

ye I'm a guy

[lament jacinth]

@grim edge be gone

[umbral wind]

[glossy radish]

where’d inches go

[umbral wind]

in me

[grim edge]

Damn

Ayoooo

[cosmic nexus]

playing chess with a real chess set is so much more fun than regular online chess, you really get immersed in the game and all its intricacies and possibilities

[glossy radish]

[lament jacinth]

How obvious was it that we switched

[grim edge]

Not obvious at all fr

[glossy radish]

how’d you eat him

he’s 6’6

[grim edge]

Nah bro💀💀

[umbral wind]

i had to keep clicking on your name 😭

[lament jacinth]

That's not what he meant by "in me"

[grim edge]

lol

[calm marsh]

yo

[glossy radish]

yes it is

[grim edge]

Happy birthday if it's your real birthday

[calm marsh]

what does supressed mic mean

[glossy radish]

means ur muted dipshit

[grim edge]

Tyty🥳

[lament jacinth]

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

Cold, but valid

[calm marsh]

jeez ok

[lament jacinth]

WATCH YOUR MOUTH DIPSHIT

[glossy radish]

what is that pfp

[umbral wind]

means your mic is suppressed, try shouting it should fix it

[umbral wind]

hahaha

[glossy radish]

is that a dick wtf

[calm marsh]

no it says in this channel

[calm marsh]

ur imagination

[grim edge]

🤣bruh

[glossy radish]

damn i must be really desperate then

[grim edge]

I joined chat at the dumbest time

[umbral wind]

I am

[grim edge]

mhm

[glossy radish]

i know

[grim edge]

Yea my uncle has a new lady friend must be time for me to get one too

(Not desperately)

[glossy radish]

h

[tulip lichen]

💀

fin.

[calm marsh]

how do i get the trusted role yall

[tulip lichen]

bro

[glossy radish]

!trusted now stfu

[stable jungle]

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[tulip lichen]

in you as you ate him or in you as in another things

[glossy radish]

he ate him stupid

[calm marsh]

tf is wrong with you lmao

[frigid juniper]

Who ate who?

[glossy radish]

dw i love u too

[winged tusk]

Hello

[calm marsh]

weird but ok

[glossy radish]

[tulip lichen]

liya knows

[frigid juniper]

I ate she

[winged tusk]

Anybody down for a quick game of bullet chess

[glossy radish]

no

[tulip lichen]

inchy slept

[glossy radish]

tf u playin bullet for

[tulip lichen]

i gave him goodnight kissies

[calm marsh]

bet

[glossy radish]

yeah that bitch couldn’t stay up till six

[frigid juniper]

@winged tusk yes

[tulip lichen]

fr

[glossy radish]

what a wuss

[winged tusk]

Bx bullet is good

[tulip lichen]

hes gonna have a better day

[winged tusk]

Aight send link

[glossy radish]

wym

[tulip lichen]

if he doesnt stay up until 6

[tulip lichen]

hes gonna get more sleep

[frigid juniper]

https://play.chess.com/22CGZ

@winged tusk .

[winged tusk]

https://play.chess.com/zsYcc

This one is no increments

[winged tusk]

Did you click link ?

[glossy radish]

i remember i used to stay up till seven in vc with incho and idr what we did

i miss the garlic phone days

[tulip lichen]

i used to stay up up till 10

weaklings

sometimes 2 and 4 pm

[glossy radish]

stfu

[winged tusk]

It's gartic phone smh

[tulip lichen]

sometimes complete 2 days without sleep

[glossy radish]

dawg u aint even know what i’m talking about stfu

[winged tusk]

I know garlic phone isn't even a real thing bro

[tulip lichen]

i would feel like shit after but worth it

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144749028731531355/1188944246665904128/image.png?ex=659c5d9d&is=6589e89d&hm=224f0af72877ae09da145f0924db39596e20e922faac1775ea165817102613fa&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[glossy radish]

u ain’t even know nothing

[shrewd vessel]

bruh

[grim edge]

my programming homework bru

[glossy radish]

ur not even in the gc shut up buddy 💀

[shrewd vessel]

that's how it feels to u huh

[winged tusk]

Ayo I am joined the server before you were born so stfu

[tulip lichen]

what gc

[shrewd vessel]

#relatable

[grim edge]

no that's how it is

[glossy radish]

garlic gang gc

[glossy radish]

ur roles are shit

[alpine creek]

why do you have every role but mod

[glossy radish]

i do NOT wanna be a discord mod thank you

[grim edge]

lol

[tulip lichen]

"i am joined the server"🔥

[alpine creek]

i mean you are bassicaly always online, you share the same traits

[winged tusk]

Bro u got the America Africa and Asia it's like getting them kid and making them in a factory then selling them when they burn out

[grim edge]

the free diamond would slap but i would otherwise hate it

[glossy radish]

i just got back today tf u mean

[stable mirage]

🍰

[glossy radish]

run on sentence

[grim edge]

what's the frosting

[alpine creek]

every other day u on

[stable mirage]

cheese

[glossy radish]

no..

[alpine creek]

thats why they gave u chat over lord

[grim edge]

cool

[glossy radish]

i just got back here after a few months break

[grim edge]

Cheese cake > cheesecake

[glossy radish]

same thing

[alpine creek]

no we had a conversation 5 days ago

[grim edge]

Tru

[glossy radish]

wrong person

[glossy radish]

@severe oxide

[alpine creek]

no it was u

[glossy radish]

no, wrong person

[shrewd vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-meme-gif-25947987

[alpine creek]

OHHHH

[glossy radish]

ur so silly

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/you-didnt-have-to-cut-me-off-meme-you-didnt-have-to-cut-me-off-big-brain-big-brain-meme-gif-26965490

[alpine creek]

u guys are bassicaly clones

[glossy radish]

no i’m the cooler one

[shrewd vessel]

ily

[tulip lichen]

shorter*

[glossy radish]

get back in my basement who let you out

[alpine creek]

no i dont

and never will

[glossy radish]

cooler

hi doris

[stable mirage]

@grim edge

[alpine creek]

not really

the other one is cooler

[glossy radish]

that was me

[stable mirage]

idk

[alpine creek]

no it wasnt

[glossy radish]

yes it was

[charred kindle]

2023 in 2023. coincidence I thonk not

[alpine creek]

what conversation did we have

[stable mirage]

I know

[glossy radish]

a conversation

[alpine creek]

kind of yes

[stable mirage]

nah

[glossy radish]

oh yeah. the guy that i banned

[alpine creek]

what

[stable mirage]

nothing is good

[alpine creek]

im so confused

[glossy radish]

yk the guy that got banned

[alpine creek]

you have confused the unconfusable

[alpine creek]

why did u ban him and why did he get banned

[glossy radish]

that dude called me a baby

[alpine creek]

wdym

[high oasis]

you better start living in the future now

[alpine creek]

what happened

[pseudo anchor]

greetings fellow chessians

[glossy radish]

@severe oxide got him banned. i was basically the victim

[stable mirage]

nah

[alpine creek]

like was he a wierdo?

[glossy radish]

banned dude called me a baby

[sleek oriole]

hello i see drama

[glossy radish]

yeah, total weirdo. kept hitting on me

[alpine creek]

like in a weird way

[glossy radish]

i was 13 at that time and he was 19

[stable mirage]

[alpine creek]

bruh i thought he was funny nah

[glossy radish]

YES. “show me your pictures” type of shit

hey qt

nah he’s dead already

[alpine creek]

but he was also the guy who accused another guy who got banned of being a weirdo

this is so confusing

[glossy radish]

okay let me clear it up

incho, @severe oxide got the weirdo banned. the weirdo was hitting on ME

[twin moon]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[glossy radish]

sorry incho for the pings @severe oxide hope u don’t mind

[alpine creek]

oh...

[glossy radish]

get it?

[alpine creek]

yeah... kind of

i mean it get what youre saying 100%

[glossy radish]

what’s confusing ya

[alpine creek]

because he was also reporting someone else for being a wierdo

[glossy radish]

i haven’t been here for quite a while. i just got back

[tawdry mango]

yo

wsg

[glossy radish]

what’s confusing about hat

[tawdry mango]

oh

[glossy radish]

.

[alpine creek]

yeah

[glossy radish]

incho gonna wake up with a bunch of pings

[boreal cosmos]

sup

[glossy radish]

no

he’s very serious about these things

hhh lower back pain

hurts like crazy

[haughty mortar]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

[glossy radish]

very

until you get on the wrong side of him

[haughty mortar]

🪼🪼☠️🪼⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️☠️☠️☠️☠️🪼☠️🪼

[glossy radish]

kekw. adds to his personality

[haughty mortar]

Top 10 realest shit

[alpine creek]

i was confused since he was saying someone else was a weirdo, so i didnt expect the guy saying someone else was a weirdo was a weirdo. hypocrite.

[glossy radish]

quit ur yapper little one

[haughty mortar]

Womp womp

[tawdry mango]

y

[glossy radish]

what? incho isn’t a weirdo

[alpine creek]

WHAT

isnt he the guy u got banned!?!?!?!?/

[tawdry mango]

he

[glossy radish]

OMFG MY CLONE IS NOT A WEIRDO

[alpine creek]

NOW IM MORE CONFUSED

[tawdry mango]

what

[glossy radish]

WHAT DO YOY MEAN

[alpine creek]

ohhhhh... nvm

[glossy radish]

DAWG WHAT

[tawdry mango]

it is taking me song loong to type

[alpine creek]

i thought you were refering to ur clone

[tawdry mango]

wtf

[alpine creek]

thats why i was so confused

IM SORRY IT WAS JUST A MISSUNDERSTANDING

[glossy radish]

tbh i didn’t really like lucy from the start

[glossy radish]

ur so silly. centimetreo (incho) is NOT a weirdo

not yet..

yessir

[alpine creek]

wait is centimetreo incho? who is incho? who is centimetreo?

[glossy radish]

they’re the same person

[haughty mortar]

She was fine but why did she cheat

[alpine creek]

please

like explain it as if i know nothing

[glossy radish]

anyways chat i gotta do house chores

[alpine creek]

mhm...

[glossy radish]

easy

[pseudo anchor]

The Dynamic Duo!

[glossy radish]

what’s confusing you darling?

[haughty mortar]

I thought incho is the weird dude? Wasnt here like 3 clone pfps

[minor spoke]

And then u appeared

💀

[glossy radish]

incho is NOT weird

actually he’s weird but a different type of weird

but he is NOT a pdo

[haughty mortar]

My sincere apologies i confused him with someone else

[alpine creek]

i get it now..

[haughty mortar]

Big

[glossy radish]

really?

incho isn’t a pdo..

[minor spoke]

Ig lol

[glossy radish]

is he??

ima go i need to do work fr

[alpine creek]

i thought you were saying like you got this guy banned but you were saying that THAT guy got the weirdo banned. but now it ALL makes sense

[glossy radish]

@grim edge take care of this situation

[glossy radish]

NONO IM NOT THE GUY

[alpine creek]

im not saying u are

[minor spoke]

Lmao this is funny

[tawdry mango]

bro

[upbeat viper]

ow

[glossy radish]

okay LISTEN. the guy who got the weirdo banned is INCHO, my clone

[glossy radish]

hi bastbast

[alpine creek]

is his username incho?

or what

[glossy radish]

yes. @severe oxide is incho

[alpine creek]

oh ok

[minor spoke]

We all got the names 😎

[glossy radish]

omfg i’m jumping bye

[alpine creek]

so incho got the weirdo banned

and incho is ur clone \

[glossy radish]

yes. the weirdo was hitting on me

[minor spoke]

Why does everyone here have a name that isn’t their username

[alpine creek]

wow it was very simple all this time

[glossy radish]

and my clone got the weirdo banned

[alpine creek]

just a name mix up for me

[glossy radish]

[alpine creek]

wait so

[minor spoke]

Were u there for the plom saga

[glossy radish]

no

[minor spoke]

Oh

[alpine creek]

THE GUY WHO INCHO BANNED WAS HITTING ON U?

THE FUNNY THING IS I WAS IN THE CHAT AND THERE AT THAT TIME

i didnt even try to connect the dots

[weak cairn]

i think it'd be worse if we did have our usernames as our names

[tawdry mango]

how to turn slow mode

how do u

how

[minor spoke]

I meant like names that ppl call not legal name ok wtvr it doesn’t matter

[glossy radish]

what..?

[alpine creek]

what what

[alpine creek]

so the guy that incho banned was not hitting on u??

[weak cairn]

You're talking about our chess.com names right. that's what i'm talking about too

[glossy radish]

the weirdo (banned dude)was hitting on me in dms

[alpine creek]

ok so then i had it right

[glossy radish]

yeah

[alpine creek]

i was there when they banned him

[tawdry mango]

how do be mod

[minor spoke]

What were u doing 💀

[tawdry mango]

how

[glossy radish]

how was it

[tawdry mango]

TF CAN U BE A MOD

[glossy radish]

i was just having a normal conversation..

[minor spoke]

Oh lmao

[glossy radish]

yeah

[viral epoch]

Trying to re-remember how to checkmate with knight and bishop

[tawdry mango]

HOW TF CAN U BE A OD

[viral epoch]

It's coming together

[tawdry mango]

MOD

[glossy radish]

not easy

[viral epoch]

When I get into a winning bishop and knight engame, I will win

[upbeat viper]

check pinned @tawdry mango

[glossy radish]

pineed

[viral epoch]

For sure isn't

[alpine creek]

i try not to talk to people from servers in dms because the only reason they want to talk is because whatever they want to say in dms they cant say in the server

[glossy radish]

very fun though

[upbeat viper]

3.14159265 need

[viral epoch]

Hell yeah

[minor spoke]

Nah u can just have a regular convo lol it’s not that deep

[alpine creek]

i understand it now

so incho, banned a guy, who was hitting on millimetreo

[glossy radish]

yeah, i don’t do that either unless i’m dmed. i try to be friendly and hold a short conversation with them. we were talking about photography because he had good tips on photography

[glossy radish]

hi i’m v

[minor spoke]

Bro finally figured it out 💀

[alpine creek]

v? like the letter v?

[umbral wind]

This ting too into star signs, about pisces? allow me

[minor spoke]

Yes the letter v

Avg Texan behavior

[queen anchor]

I am Texan

[minor spoke]

Bros lurking

But that’s also everyone

[heady depot]

How many moves do you look ahead?

[queen anchor]

46

[median saffron]

step 1: get better camera

[alpine creek]

75% of your messages start with bro

[minor spoke]

-3, I let them look 3 moves into my position

[minor spoke]

Incorrect

[heady depot]

Interesting

[alpine creek]

THERE IS TWO 600s WHAT THE WHAT

[minor spoke]

Yes I’ve been here long enough to know that lmaooo

[minor spoke]

Yes have fun adjusting, I’m the only guy who isn’t impostering

[minor spoke]

Nobody copy my profile thanks

[median saffron]

look man i was the original 600\

[minor spoke]

Nahnah

[minor spoke]

Don’t be that guy and not that guy

😭

[median saffron]

when was ur first message

see

i joined before

[warm spindle]

Oopsb wanna be 600 soooo baaad

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> soup (oops408)

This is the Chess.com profile of oops408. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: soup (oops408)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1880 (1940 peak)
Blitz: 2086 (2181 peak)
Bullet: 652 (956 peak)

[median saffron]

bruh

[minor spoke]

Both of u suck ones from Texas the other is an npc

[median saffron]

i do

look at my bullet

my bullet is 600

!!1

[warm spindle]

Then he what

[minor spoke]

Hi chokebar

[warm spindle]

I not chokba

[sterile tusk]

can someone pls gamereview this? (its bullet so dont expect much lmao) https://www.chess.com/game/live/97540913677

[worn ice]

VadymRomanenko (1295) vs. Webbix7 (1315)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Bg5 Nbd7 5. Nc3 Be7 6. e3 O-O 7. c5 c6 8. Bd3 b6 9. O-O bxc5 10. dxc5 Nxc5 11. Bc2 Ba6 12. b4 Bxf1 13. Kxf1 Nce4 14. Nxe4 dxe4 15. Bxf6 Bxf6 16. Bxe4 Bxa1 17. Qxa1 Rc8 18. Ne5 Qd2 19. Nxc6 Rxc6 20. Bxc6 Rc8 21. Bf3 Rc1+ 22. Qxc1 Qxc1+ 23. Ke2 Qc2+ 24. Kf1 Qxa2 25. g3 Qb1+ 26. Kg2 Qxb4 27. e4 a5 28. e5 a4 29. Be4 a3 30. Bd3 a2 31. h4 a1=Q 32. Bxh7+ Kxh7 33. h5 Qbe1 34. g4 Qh1+ 35. Kg3 Qc3+ 36. Kf4 Qd4+ 37. Kg5 Qf3 

[minor spoke]

rdaybees

[viral epoch]

Hai Vivi

[warm spindle]

ganbare

[minor spoke]

It’s common for gay Texan males to have

[viral epoch]

I am Mitzu

[median saffron]

big as the what

[minor spoke]

Unity can relate

I’m sorry 😭

[upbeat viper]

bruh

enough nonsense please

[minor spoke]

💀

[grim edge]

bruh

enough nonsense please

[haughty mortar]

Thats entirety of #💬〡general-off-topic bozo

[upbeat viper]

not true

[grim edge]

i am NOT responding to any DMs from a mod

[minor spoke]

Half the people in this server stay up till 4am

[haughty mortar]

Smartest thing a mod has ever said

[haughty mortar]

Big W for frank right here

[upbeat viper]

sometimes this chat is as related to chess as #💬〡chess-talk

[alpine creek]

it never is

[haughty mortar]

No

[upbeat viper]

probably is when you sleep

:p

[grim edge]

whoever DMed me, i hope he sleeps well tonight.

[alpine creek]

i never sleep

[minor spoke]

Dude no one sleeps here

[upbeat viper]

🥺 half mean person

[upbeat viper]

owl

[regal idol]

who here is an expert on the names of online chess piece sets

[minor spoke]

Who tf is fordcrownvictoria

[haughty mortar]

B 👍⚡️

[alpine creek]

I am not an owl. I am a human being. Like everyone else is in this chat that is in the chess.com discord server. Thank you for your time.

[grim edge]

@sterile bane

[minor spoke]

Ok blockhead

[minor spoke]

@warm spindle is an all knowing intellectual that’s where u shud go

[regal idol]

i fear i will never find the name of the set im looking for

[upper flicker]

how it should be.

[glossy radish]

hi kids

[glossy radish]

hi venti

[upbeat viper]

Hi v v

[glossy radish]

hi bast bast

[minor spoke]

What times it for u

[glossy radish]

same time as unity

[glossy radish]

what happened to the white pieces

[minor spoke]

💀 I feel bad for u

[upbeat viper]

Idk

[minor spoke]

Fire

[glossy radish]

:(

[glossy radish]

i’m having the time of my life. tomorrow i plan on drop kicking unity

[upbeat viper]

Uh

[minor spoke]

Let’s go pls record and send id love to see

[glossy radish]

maybe

[minor spoke]

😭

[glossy radish]

yes bast bast?

[minor spoke]

He’s just concerned for unity is all

[glossy radish]

smh

[glossy radish]

unity is 6’0 u really think i’m gonna be able to do that?

[cloud scaffold]

hi

[glossy radish]

hi

[covert cosmos]

:3

[daring oyster]

E

Dead chat dam

[daring oyster]

Rip

[glossy radish]

it’s not dead buddy

we were gone for less than a minute chill

[fossil epoch]

bro is begging to get pinned

[glossy radish]

he already is

[fossil epoch]

I am aware

[daring oyster]

Wobbly hello lol

[warm spindle]

Even 6'3 is short for a guy...

Sigh...

[daring oyster]

Real, im six stories tall

[warm spindle]

I'm trying to get like you big guy

[alpine creek]

isnt it crazy that 2023 is nearly over?????

[fossil epoch]

a guy has to be minimum the height of the empire state building these days

[neon pond]

france time

[glossy radish]

he’s not okay anymore

[daring oyster]

My dad is burj khalifa

[fossil epoch]

what a chad

[neon pond]

short

[alpine creek]

go to sleep. remember that guy wished u good sleep now go

[flint junco]

tf

[upbeat viper]

Yk I woke like 7hrs ago right ?

[daring oyster]

Tiktok

[upbeat viper]

I don't have tiktok btw

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/feliznavidad-gif-3697670909027001179

[alpine creek]

@upbeat viper u the guy wishing general would be more chess related then you send a TIKTOK

[daring oyster]

Bro sleep is for neerds

[upbeat viper]

But it's a cat

[alpine creek]

yeah but i mean... i mean...

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-jump-cat-cat-cute-cat-kitten-gif-12685105359798586488

but its a cat 😦

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

but its a cat!!!

[daring oyster]

Lmfao

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stairs-are-hard-drunk-tumble-fall-gif-9567264

[daring oyster]

Why is the music so good

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-gif-3663966518563063141

BUT ITS A CAT

[upbeat viper]

HxH ost cancels it

[blazing field]

this u 600??

[maiden egret]

Is there a channel to fing someone to play with?

[daring oyster]

YOOOO

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/downstairs-cat-kitten-playing-black-cat-gif-15488484

[upbeat viper]

No

I was joking T.T

[daring oyster]

THE VIOLIN SPIDER OST THINGIE

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/marie-aristocats-fight-gif-23053136

[upbeat viper]

The puppy is fine

Anyway

Bai

[alpine creek]

WRONG GIF

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-fight-gif-10639080953130088760

[upbeat viper]

Seeya next year

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[alpine creek]

YOOOOOOOOO THATS TOO FAR

[covert cosmos]

no

[glossy radish]

MY EARS

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

NAHHHHHHH

[alpine creek]

no comment

[covert cosmos]

guys give me an idea for a mario maker level

[alpine creek]

zelda

[covert cosmos]

like an actual idea

3

[haughty mortar]

3

[spark apex]

owch

[grim edge]

crzy

[haughty mortar]

NAJDORF

[glossy radish]

hi

i’m v

[haughty mortar]

No wait

[grim edge]

Hi V

[covert cosmos]

give me an idea for mario maker

[haughty mortar]

Thats not najdorf

[glossy radish]

zaks?

[covert cosmos]

please

[glossy radish]

zaks !!

[grim edge]

V !!!

[alpine creek]

who is zak

[upbeat viper]

@spark apex introduce me to the Sicilian

🥺🥺

[grim edge]

Im zaks hi

yessir

[alpine creek]

ello mate

[grim edge]

75 kg, buy i think its solid for 4 months of training

[grim edge]

Great to meet you friend

[spark apex]

#6 😎

[grim edge]

Imma need to raise that real quick 🗣️

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM Kent Slate (tactic)

This is the Chess.com profile of tactic. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: NM Kent Slate (tactic)
Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2593 (peak)
Blitz: 2604 (2717 peak)
Bullet: 2701 (2912 peak)

[alpine creek]

how am i ment to tell the difference between u and ur clone

[fossil epoch]

bro is going all in

[glossy radish]

dododoodo

[alpine creek]

why

[spark apex]

it'll be tough because there's a lot of inactive players 2600+ that will be on leaderboard if they play like 5 games lol

I'd just be happy if there were more active titled players

[main copper]

Genshin server> although i get bored sometimes

[haughty mortar]

Play blitz???

[upbeat viper]

Too many cheaters ig

[haughty mortar]

YO BRO PLAYS GENSHIN ☠️☠️☠️

[spark apex]

Not really

[main copper]

im a her

[upbeat viper]

Then why

[main copper]

also whats wrong with genshin?

[haughty mortar]

YO BRO LIKES GENSHIN DISCORD ☠️☠️☠️

[spark apex]

Titled players don't have patience for Rapid

[haughty mortar]

☠️☠️☠️🇦🇲☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

[upbeat viper]

But they play classical

[main copper]

whats wrong with it?

[spark apex]

Also they realize how easy it is to cheat in Rapid so shy away from it

[haughty mortar]

Genshin is just peak shit

[spark apex]

Yeah but OTB, rarely happens online

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-kaeluc-gif-22439335

[haughty mortar]

Its a anime game ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[main copper]

its just a fun a game

[haughty mortar]

@main copper this you?

This you north

[spark apex]

I know how to avoid cheaters

[haughty mortar]

👍

[spark apex]

There's not as many as there used to be

[haughty mortar]

Try climbing blitz ladder

[alpine creek]

no if im not going to touch grass, id do it playing chess B)

[spark apex]

All the cheaters that have playing for a long time period have been banned for the most part

[main copper]

anyone who is better then me is a cheater, so you are a cheater 😠

[spark apex]

I get brain damage from blitz

[haughty mortar]

If you have no life either lift or play chess thats actually valid

[upbeat viper]

First game on cc when

[haughty mortar]

Me

[alpine creek]

wait are u a rapid player

[oak slate]

Wag1

[main copper]

the only reason i made an account because i lost to zax☠️ i prefer lichess because free review

🐱

[haughty mortar]

Lichess elo?

[vital glen]

Who's rated 1400

[main copper]

2041 rapid

pretty decent

[haughty mortar]

Thats like 1800 cc????

[main copper]

not great but decent

[haughty mortar]

Anyone knows???

How much is 2k lichess in cc elo???

[fossil epoch]

I think it's about the same

[alpine creek]

1500

[main copper]

maybe 1750

[haughty mortar]

Its massively inflated

[alpine creek]

not at all no way hosey

[fossil epoch]

at 2k it evens out iirc

[haughty mortar]

Thats why lichess poopoo

[main copper]

i just like being above average

[alpine creek]

no at 2400 it evens out

[haughty mortar]

Maybe in chess but if you play genshin and like genshin discord then u below avarage in showering

[spark apex]

Both Hyper and Rapid main 😎

[main copper]

typical genshin slander

[haughty mortar]

Aint no way bro is about to defend genshin ☠️

[spark apex]

depends what tc

[alpine creek]

can i play u in an unrated rapid game? im 2k pwease

[spark apex]

2600 lichess is not 2600 chess.com rapid

[haughty mortar]

3900 lichess players be like : finally i beat a 1200 on cc

[main copper]

im not, its the same slander all the time whenever someone says they like genshin: touch grass,no life, no shower just typical stuff

[distant ravine]

wrd I know 12 year olds at 2600 lichess

[haughty mortar]

Or maybe dont spend your time on an pointless anime game

And go do something more productive

[spark apex]

There are 12 year old GM's

[haughty mortar]

Or take a damn shower

[main copper]

you say that, but you spend your time on discord?

[boreal cosmos]

not impressive

[glossy radish]

baby shark

[haughty mortar]

Im only on chesscom discord usually talk in chess chat, came to here to slander you

[spark apex]

... I don't think you have the ability to talk

[alpine creek]

BAY-BE SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BAYBE SHARK

[distant ravine]

yea bro that was kinda my point

[boreal cosmos]

i do

[main copper]

alr

[glossy radish]

[dull folio]

meow

[haughty mortar]

Leave

[dull folio]

ok

[alpine creek]

aw man thats my favourite song!!

[warped vigil]

🦈 ?

[haughty mortar]

I know a ultra gm fetus

[glossy radish]

unity

[haughty mortar]

Please leave

[fossil epoch]

what are you doing

[spark apex]

You're 22 and not 2600 lichess

[alpine creek]

get to 2000 and ill consider it

[glossy radish]

i’m bored

[alpine creek]

we all are at this point. nothing going on when there is 3 days left of 2023

[glossy radish]

i’m lazy

[haughty mortar]

Avarage permanent #💬〡general-off-topic user

[glossy radish]

i’m bored

[alpine creek]

you just said the same message twice

[glossy radish]

yeah no one’s home rn i’m just in bed crying

[glossy radish]

i’m bored u dipshit

[fossil epoch]

my brother in christ I haven't talked here in weeks, months even

[glossy radish]

get ice cream i ran out

[haughty mortar]

Not you but the dude who said the baby shark shit ☠️

[alpine creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[boreal cosmos]

i was 2500 on lichess, but i don't play there for years

[glossy radish]

yes

[spark apex]

https://www.chess.com/member/legendisback1

https://www.chess.com/member/sina_movahed

[fossil epoch]

ah my bad sorry for going all out on you

[glossy radish]

pls

i’m gonna go take a nap

bye kids

[fossil epoch]

me too for like 10 hours

[alpine creek]

youre the kid 😭

[glossy radish]

no?

[alpine creek]

then why did u call us kids 😭

[glossy radish]

you’re kids

[alpine creek]

NO YOURE KIDS

[glossy radish]

i’m nineteen

[covert cosmos]

im 999

[glossy radish]

pipsqueak

u

[alpine creek]

im 64 just here to make friends

[glossy radish]

oh nice

[alpine creek]

turning 65 in jan

[covert cosmos]

become 5 years older

[alpine creek]

i actualy turned 69 yesterday

[glossy radish]

dang grandpa you’re getting old

[alpine creek]

yes i turned 69 yesterday and turning 64 in a week

[glossy radish]

that’s awesome

im gonna go ml

[alpine creek]

i was born at a very young age yk... but when i was 24 i turned 23 and that was real

[glossy radish]

huh

[alpine creek]

when i was born i couldnt even speak to my parents for 2 years

[glossy radish]

with my mum

[haughty mortar]

Some mod should do cleansing here

[glossy radish]

idk

[glossy radish]

that’s so lame

[alpine creek]

( im not)

[alpine creek]

i havent even died yet

[glossy radish]

yeah

[glossy radish]

hoping soon

[alpine creek]

[grim edge]

How old were you when you were born

[covert cosmos]

0.00001

[glossy radish]

ugh it’s eyelash extensions

[grim edge]

Waffle

[alpine creek]

i was like 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 something years old

[grim edge]

Crazy

[covert cosmos]

crazy?

[glossy radish]

no

[alpine creek]

but i know a bunch of people who were like something

[upbeat viper]

Well actually no

[warped vigil]

how did you measure it that precisely

[grim edge]

Fr

[glossy radish]

chosen one

[alpine creek]

you sent that message like something seconds ago

[upbeat viper]

Everyone is born 9months old

[glossy radish]

did not

[glossy radish]

[upbeat viper]

But for some reason we don't care about it

[alpine creek]

WOOOAHHH I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT BOUT IT THAT WYA

[glossy radish]

born

[upbeat viper]

Yeah that's a definition issue

[glossy radish]

big one

born is to come to life

most asian countries

hhhhh

[upbeat viper]

And we obviously arrive to the drama question, are we alive before being born

[covert cosmos]

what so you just spawn in

[upbeat viper]

How could something not alive punch a wall

👀

Hmmm

[umbral wind]

fck

[upbeat viper]

Yeah whatever

[glossy radish]

haha hi fort

[upbeat viper]

Pointless debate

[grim edge]

What

[umbral wind]

im acc bad

[warped vigil]

people are not alive before they're born imo

[grim edge]

Ik

Anything new?

[umbral wind]

this gm played a re___ move so i let him know

[covert cosmos]

reach

[umbral wind]

i never do that..

i premoved and this guy plays a dumbass move

[grim edge]

Show

[umbral wind]

maybe it wasnt dumb but it pissed me off

he played e5

i premoved f4

[grim edge]

Haha

[minor spoke]

Can i get some context

[upbeat viper]

Nah

[umbral wind]

Why you laughing

[covert cosmos]

F

[upbeat viper]

Watch cat instead

[grim edge]

Schadenfreude

[warped vigil]

Kute Kitty

[umbral wind]

you really get off on it 🙄

that sounds wrong

[grim edge]

No???

[umbral wind]

Wait

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[umbral wind]

I WAS SAYING YOU GET A HIGH OFF IT

[grim edge]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

1664 after one day in lichess💀

[spark apex]

oh wow

e5 actually might be partially justified

[opaque atlas]

ahh

[spark apex]

that's mad stupid though

[opaque atlas]

hello
☕

[minor spoke]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @minor spoke, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[umbral wind]

😭 🔫

[minor spoke]

Oops wait

Why tf did i ping myself

[grim edge]

@opaque atlas hi

[umbral wind]

Well pissed me off 😭 who sacks a pawn like that

[minor spoke]

@opaque atlas here

[grim edge]

@opaque atlas unban when?

[umbral wind]

queenie banned from a server? whats new

[grim edge]

Shut up

Your fault

[umbral wind]

Is it chess simp? 😭

[grim edge]

Perhaps

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/bowser-kirby-video-games-friends-bffs-gif-11839296

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-final-fantasy-sephiroth-gods-gif-11722450976423042913

[grim edge]

I’m banned in 3 servers

Or 2 I lost count

[covert cosmos]

korby

[umbral wind]

Used to be me, but i changed

[covert cosmos]

changed man

[umbral wind]

i was banned from cc, CA and 2 others

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Lost count after 1

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then i reformed

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Your mate perrin banned me for existing

Tf

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mate? perrin hates my guts

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Is premoving disabled in rapid???

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yeah

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Bruh

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wait what

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forces you to think

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He’s your best mate

Don’t bs a bser

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Nah me and Perrin dont have a good history

im only friends with the mods

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😭

your dad

Nope

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Owner of Chess Academy

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Every day ofc

active 24/7

nah can you help?

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Take it back

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whats wrong with you

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kirby > cats

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Lots

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clearly

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yeah one shit themself next to me, aint had one since

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What’s wrong with you?

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they knock over everything

and im a messy person with a lot of stuff on my table

so like

no

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Cats are cool but dogs are awesome

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Cats are useless low-key

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Cats are the best

Meh

Stop hating on cats