💬〡general-off-topic

[severe oxide]

bye

[glossy radish]

murica

[fallen valley]

What are you gonna do about it

[glossy radish]

MY SISTER DREW A BISON LMFAOOO

[severe oxide]

looks pretty good

[grim edge]

Tell the manager!! 😡😡

[severe oxide]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2kM3gIkHRiikiaIUFk3Fje?si=cVcDTe9mRGi3NBFiGx385A

[grim edge]

Football is the best sport

[severe oxide]

nah

soccer is cringe

[glossy radish]

there’s something off abt the face and i cant find what it is 😭

[storm crown]

bruh one more losing game i swear im gonna

[grim edge]

no u

[storm crown]

lol

[grim edge]

basketball is a close second tho

[storm crown]

bullet is so painful to play

[grim edge]

Basketball is actually really good

[storm crown]

if u lose u feel terrible and lose elo so u play more bullet and feel more terrible and lose more elo and it repeats

[grim edge]

Short but not very tactical - requires more speed and reflexes

[storm crown]

yuh

sacrifice of accuracy for speed

[grim edge]

I was talking about basketball but I guess you can say that for bullet too

[storm crown]

oh

[grim edge]

[storm crown]

lmao

i dont understand how its similar tho

[blazing field]

fine then i will just join a meme discord server

[storm crown]

lol

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggle-dance-wiggle-gif-16219920

Won three blitz game in row

[severe oxide]

looks a bit demonic lmaoo

the bison is possessed

[shadow night]

Is she vegan?

[severe oxide]

what

[shadow night]

Is she vegan?

[storm crown]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggle-dance-wiggle-gif-16219920

Won 13 bullet games in a row

[shadow night]

Elo?

[severe oxide]

who

[storm crown]

1300

[shadow night]

Is she vegan?

[shadow night]

I don’t play bullet because it’s too time crazy

[storm crown]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-and-furious-tony-jaa-too-slow-trapped-gif-16269472

[shadow night]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1030362806836543519/1153629503843741696/watermark-1.gif

[shadow night]

I’m 3200 on 10 minutes

Look at my username

[severe oxide]

more like 1091

[shadow night]

Proof?

[storm crown]

u sure?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> letrolls

This is the Chess.com profile of letrolls. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1091 (1186 peak)
Blitz: 958 (969 peak)
Bullet: 714 (752 peak)

[shadow night]

See

Oh shit

/delete

[storm crown]

lmao

[shadow night]

Should I try in chess again 👿

👿

[storm crown]

lol u arent even 3200

wait how do u show ur account

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> some one (mangoes_carlson)

This is the Chess.com profile of mangoes_carlson. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: some one (mangoes_carlson)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 943 (1147 peak)
Blitz: 882 (980 peak)
Bullet: 1269 (1313 peak)

[storm crown]

lmao

[bright remnant]

the zaza 🍃

[minor jackal]

👋

[random drum]

Bro.... A pakistani rapper scammed a us rapper by taking 244k for just one verse and adlibs

[vapid rock]

Lmao.

[random drum]

after taking 230k he was not ready to send clips for music video

[bright remnant]

cross country drama

siuuuuu

[random drum]

and then he removed the song by sending copyright

btw he is a good artist and I listen to him a lot but I won't listen to a scammer now

[storm crown]

lol

[nova trellis]

Hi

[severe oxide]

game is game

[shy pike]

good night peoples

[severe oxide]

night

[shy pike]

@dreamy siren 😔

[severe oxide]

another deceived user 😔😔

[shy pike]

help this poor soul find their way

[twin moon]

Hey bitchin centi

Bro I gotta learn the a3 French defense and I really don’t want to, it’s the only variation I really don’t like for black regardless of what you do

[storm crown]

lol

[twin moon]

The main move are …c5 a3 c4 and it’s just awkward

[severe oxide]

it’s a profile pic

[bold ridge]

Hello, I'm new here, I want to meet people and play chess to learn together and improve, that's my nickname: r2loco, challenge me

[twin moon]

I hate how chess.com resets your rating preferences every week, hell I gotta check on mine rn

[bold ridge]

Any page to meet chess players to play?

[twin moon]

Just look up clubs in your area

“Good chess players wanna play near you”

[bold ridge]

good idea, thanks

[twin moon]

I don’t think you got the reference but alr

[digital phoenix]

they wanna meet you

[lone zenith]

funny

[twin moon]

Hey do you play the French defense by chance

[digital phoenix]

no

[twin moon]

Alr then

[storm crown]

bruh i blundered my queen

in a 10 minute match

and my bishop

[twin moon]

Go to custom and set the rating range

[storm crown]

and my knight

[twin moon]

Then have it for rated games and play like normal

Like I said it will reset it every week at this point

So watch out for that, but good luck overall 👍

[storm crown]

bro missed a checkmate, BRO MISSED A CHECKMATE 💀

[twin moon]

I’m trying to figure out how in gods name to play this position in the French defense

I get you queenside castle but

[lone zenith]

Magnus Carlsen, 33M: Are you alone?

[twin moon]

Actually wait I just realized it, I’m stupid

[twin moon]

Finally someone gets it

[lone zenith]

just castle queenside (im 900)

smart frr

[shadow night]

Oh it’s free queen or checkmate

[twin moon]

Here is a puzzle that I had in a game to add to this kind of idea

[normal hatch]

Nxf3

[twin moon]

Bingo

[normal hatch]

🤠

[twin moon]

It’s weird too see that this move threatens mate in multiple ways, so you purposely have to blunder a piece to hold on

Well ofc it’s still completely losing but

[twin moon]

As a Texan, I concur

[shadow night]

Checkmate in 1

[severe oxide]

i know

that’s why i sent it

[fossil mulch]

i know how to checkmate with a queen and queen

[severe oxide]

can you checkmate w just a rook?

[fossil mulch]

of course

[grim edge]

I am very happy rn

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gojo_saturo9

This is the Chess.com profile of gojo_saturo9. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 1847 (peak)

The_Vee (1764) vs. gojo_saturo9 (1830)

Move List

1. c4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. g3 Bb4 4. Bg2 O-O 5. e3 c6 6. Nge2 d5 7. cxd5 cxd5 8. O-O Nc6 9. d4 [e4] 

[fossil mulch]

8 moves

i can last longer

[worn ice]

gojo_saturo9 (1864) vs. giant1998 (2007)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 b6 3. Bd3 g6 4. h3 Bb7 5. Nf3 Bg7 6. O-O Ne7 7. Re1 O-O 8. Bf4 d6 9. c3 Nd7 10. Na3 a6 11. Qd2 c5 12. Bxd6 cxd4 13. cxd4 Nc6 14. Bxf8 Qxf8 15. Qc2 Rc8 16. Qd2 Nxd4 17. Nxd4 Bxd4 18. Bxa6 Bxa6 19. [Qxd4] Nc5 20. Rac1 Qh6 21. b4 Na4 22. Rxc8+ Bxc8 23. Qd8+ Kg7 24. Qxc8 Qd2 25. Rc1 Nc3 26. Qxc3+ 

[twin moon]

Busy crushing my opponent, (not asking for help)

I’m kinda waiting for him to screw up lmao

[lone zenith]

pookie bear

[twin moon]

It’s hard to improve my position more but it’s still definitely winning

[lone zenith]

WAIT BRO ROOK SAC, QUEEN SAC AND THEN ROYAL FORK

[twin moon]

Ik what you are talking about, it doesn’t work

[lone zenith]

Rg7, Qh6, and THEN Nf7!!

[twin moon]

Also no helping

[lone zenith]

damn well lets act like it does

[twin moon]

Also that would lose me the exchange

I’ll probably be done after

[lone zenith]

eh its a royal fork its cool

[potent merlin]

@grim edge https://youtu.be/5dDjJLdQ6Jo?si=J7rsbH3K5ALjB5KI

[lone zenith]

noo 😭 😭

[glossy radish]

h

[flint junco]

me

likewise

[lone zenith]

me

[normal hatch]

Albert

[lone zenith]

cap?

[flint junco]

🤷

welcome to fact or cap

[twin moon]

Nvm I lost cause mobile made me move a piece I didn’t intend to move

[lone briar]

*broke

[twin moon]

💀

[lone briar]

https://tenor.com/view/winner-winning-spellingbee-spelling-sasb-gif-19470860

this kid is 14.

[flint junco]

fourteen and i still have better grammar than you

[lone briar]

why aren't you as good as him?

[flint junco]

hi inches

[severe oxide]

good grammer is for libtards 💯🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ stay based homies

[flint junco]

it’s v btw

[lone briar]

im 2 years old and my grammar is better than yours

[severe oxide]

hi

[flint junco]

@svermods

[lone briar]

typo

[flint junco]

lmaooo

[lone briar]

at this point you should just delete discord

[flint junco]

how’s the chessing kiddo

[twin moon]

Nvm chess.com was a giga chad and made up for the match

[nimble niche]

can't let you castle yfm

[twin moon]

What is yfm?

[normal hatch]

New title

[severe oxide]

fym - fk you mean

[twin moon]

But no I meant to take a pawn with one piece and it took with another 💀

[nimble niche]

you feel me

[twin moon]

Completely screwed my position

Ohh yea, well I entered a chigorin position in the slav somehow

[lone briar]

buy new shares

never quit gambling

[twin moon]

Wtf is this gen z lingo

I’m 15 and even I feel like I’m too old for this shit

[lone briar]

stock market positions

[lone briar]

excuse for being broke????

[twin moon]

Jokes on you, being broke is the defining feature of a true chess player

[lone briar]

15 year olds should have 150,000 usd banks in this economy

[twin moon]

Sir I can’t even drive yet

[lone briar]

sir you have college in 3 years

avg college tuition = 200k in debt

[twin moon]

Yea I’m aware, I’m going for a masters in clinical psychology with the route I’m taking in high school

[stable mirage]

wait ur 15???

[twin moon]

Place I’m going is relatively cheap tbh

[tribal silo]

Genious moment

[twin moon]

Bingo

[stable mirage]

I thought you were like 19

[twin moon]

Nah, but why does everyone think I’m a senior/college student irl 💀

[nimble niche]

was about to suggest an alternate solution but that'd get me locked me

[lone briar]

ikr

[twin moon]

Now you have peaked my interest

[stable mirage]

I can but I probably won’t

[lone briar]

i love giving people existential crises

[tribal silo]

The average student loan debt is not 200k

[lone briar]

i have none so how am i supposed to know😂

[tribal silo]

What you just said that

[twin moon]

Also the university I plan to go to is only 13K a semester, plus 2 years at a much cheaper colleges for the first 2 and it should be fine even if there probably will be some debt

[nimble niche]

can you teach me chess uwu

[lone briar]

13 k?

[twin moon]

Yep

Texas A&M

[stable mirage]

nah

[tribal silo]

Im going to flex my rental Lamborghini and flex my stack of prop money, and post it on tiktok or instagram and hide my debt

[lone briar]

mine is 1,800 dollars lmao

scholarships🤓

[nimble niche]

i need to learn how to sleep at 11pm instead of 3am

[lone briar]

or atleast the one im planning to get into

[stable mirage]

I can’t teach that cuz idk how either

[twin moon]

Ah I haven’t worked on applying for any, I know I’ll be required to get quite a few for my college prep class my junior/senior year

[stable mirage]

honestly not sure I just assumed it

[lone briar]

do something dumb and get yourself a scholarship

[twin moon]

Alr

[lone briar]

it makes college pretty cheap

[twin moon]

Well no crap

[lone briar]

.

[twin moon]

I’m gonna be able to apply for fafsa soon luckily

Also I mean a university, not a college

Which could explain the price

[lone briar]

but under what criteria

like unless amazing SAT scores, you'll have to be very good at somehting

[minor spoke]

Prolly cuz ur pfp at a glance looks like an adult (without properly looking at who it is)

[twin moon]

Criteria of what

[lone briar]

for most scholarships

[lone briar]

i agree

[twin moon]

But the criteria of what @lone briar

[lone briar]

the govt doesn't jsut hand out scholarships for fun💀

[twin moon]

Oh for scholarships ok

[lone briar]

yea

[twin moon]

Considering I’m in a monthly raffle till the end of my senior year for a 40K scholarship I beg to differ

[upbeat viper]

@hallow gate gift for you :

[twin moon]

NAH THATS CRAZY,

[lone briar]

scholarships are given off of LUCKY DRAWS????

what new kind of socialism is this lmao

anyways https://studentaid.gov/understand-aid/eligibility for you @twin moon

[twin moon]

Also again, university is still gonna be plenty above colleges in price unless I get full ride scholarship so it’s gonna be expensive regardless

[lone briar]

and for that you need either 1) very good scores or 2) be very good at something

[twin moon]

I’m in a college prep course, I get how to find scholarships

[lone briar]

ohhh

you're in a prep course

[upbeat viper]

don't post movies

💀

[lone briar]

how nice

[twin moon]

Oh I’m definitely a nerd

[lone briar]

might actually work out in the end though

[twin moon]

Although by the time I graduate I will have taken it for about 6 years

[lone briar]

funny way of saying loser but aight💀

[twin moon]

That’s what I go by 👍

Actually yknow what

[hallow gate]

[lone briar]

idk what

[hallow gate]

pls take me out of context

[twin moon]

Boom

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chapa-chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-cat-chipi-chipi-dancing-cat-gif-10997735880837555564

[lone briar]

bro's down bad

[normal hatch]

Chippi

[lone briar]

chippi

[hallow gate]

thanks tho

[upbeat viper]

np

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[upbeat viper]

only covers Bc4, a4, f3 and a3 tho'

eh if you need another line tell me which precisely

[hallow gate]

i think u broke my chess.com analysis

😭

[upbeat viper]

yeah no

chess.com won't handle it

too big

[hallow gate]

bro was so good he broke my chess.com

[upbeat viper]

try chesstempo

[hallow gate]

oh it actually works

[upbeat viper]

well yeah that's a pgn

a big one but

took some hours to generate

APIs are so slow

[flint junco]

no image perms lame

[upbeat viper]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@upbeat viper With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[flint junco]

no

[echo kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-ban-this-guy-gif-21304842

[upbeat viper]

why no

[echo kestrel]

L cheater

[flint junco]

pardon? cheater??

[echo kestrel]

Hot take: Anyone who doesn't want trusted/connected role is cheating

[flint junco]

you’ll never know

[echo kestrel]

Alr then you'll never get image perms

[flint junco]

i haven’t challenged anyone to a chess game, nor have i ever played

[flint junco]

i’ll prob just boost server for the perms

then spam some memes

[echo kestrel]

Ah fair

[normal hatch]

Can confirm

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[flint junco]

nice bearded dragon

[grim edge]

Basssstttttttttttttt 🥺

[twin moon]

YOOOO

[flint junco]

ah it’s the cringy ass person again

[upbeat viper]

ye ?

[flint junco]

(not u ben ur awesome)

[grim edge]

i miss youuuuuuuuuu

[upbeat viper]

[bright glade]

bast

[upbeat viper]

ye ?

[bright glade]

skippy hasn't returned yet

[upbeat viper]

did you learn your Qf8 theory?

[severe oxide]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/848546259354517514

[flint junco]

bast sounds like bastard

[bright glade]

[upbeat viper]

[twin moon]

I’m sorry, do I know you?

[upbeat viper]

idk where he is

[flint junco]

no, but ur awesome

[twin moon]

Oh alr

[bright glade]

[flint junco]

it’s v. i’m kidding

this isn’t my account idk why i’m on here

[upbeat viper]

but he is alive

he was connected on CC 12hrs ago

[ornate basalt]

alive

[grim edge]

i do miss youuuuuuuuuu grrrr

[twin moon]

Then whose is it?

[bright glade]

oh good

[flint junco]

my friend’s

[hallow gate]

skippy

[twin moon]

Hmmmm

[hallow gate]

where zax at

[grim edge]

okay, i take it back

[flint junco]

dead

[twin moon]

Me personally I would never let anyone on my account

[upbeat viper]

idk

[flint junco]

lmao

he trusts me enough ig

[ornate basalt]

anyone want to co operate with me to make the most beautiful game ever
We will slowly move all our pieces to the other side in the same order, the pawns will meet in the centre

[twin moon]

simp

[flint junco]

(not wrong)

[ornate basalt]

then we draw

[flint junco]

OH

lmao

[twin moon]

Honestly idk if it’s a hot take, I don’t think it’s bad to be a simp as long as you aren’t at a stalker/annoying level with it

[flint junco]

yeah v logging off now

[ornate basalt]

@flint junco @twin moon

[twin moon]

Alr bye

[flint junco]

no

[twin moon]

Sorry I’ll pass

[flint junco]

those are the worst

[ornate basalt]

anyone want to co operate with me to make the most beautiful game ever
We will slowly move all our pieces to the other side in the same order, the pawns will meet in the centre

[ornate basalt]

being overly attached to someone who doesnt care is definitely bad

for both

[twin moon]

Well I mean, I would only simp for someone who cared about me

That’s just a parasocial relationship

[twin moon]

Yea fr

[ornate basalt]

simping

whats the definition

[twin moon]

“Simp is an internet slang term describing someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in pursuit of affection or a sexual relationship”

Ok to be fair it says typically LMAO

[dreamy siren]

Btw you shouldn't care about brilliant moves they're a marketing ploy to emotionally appeal to beginners.

[glossy radish]

hehe

[twin moon]

Alr nvm then, I got the wrong definition of simping, so my bad

[grim edge]

Hey ben hey V

[flint junco]

off my account little peasant

[twin moon]

H

[glossy radish]

hi marshy hru

[twin moon]

Hey V

[grim edge]

Good hey V

[flint junco]

hi im not v

[twin moon]

You are now

[flint junco]

alright

[glossy radish]

he’s stinky v

[twin moon]

Checks out

@flint junco wanna borrow some of my unopened deodorant sticks

[flint junco]

v shouldnt u be sleeping rn

[glossy radish]

no

[flint junco]

hmm shore

[hallow gate]

hi vthebusybee

[glossy radish]

hi kitten

[twin moon]

Alr bet, it’s degree just as a heads up

[hallow gate]

its mashuu

[grim edge]

Hiii

[glossy radish]

weewoooo

[flint junco]

nvm im gonna go sleep now night

[hallow gate]

why am i kitten.

[glossy radish]

night

[flint junco]

weewooweeodododovkjsod

[twin moon]

Ok have a good night

[hallow gate]

haihai

[flint junco]

u too

[glossy radish]

kitten

[hallow gate]

twix

[twin moon]

Bitchin kitten

[hallow gate]

.

who even is the strongest mod

in terms of chess rating

[glossy radish]

me

nejdkcoogof

[twin moon]

Depends on who is easiest to suck up to in this server

[hazy portal]

How do you disconnect chess.com account from discord

[glossy radish]

i’m the coolest

[glossy radish]

ur disconnected

[hallow gate]

in terms of chess rating.

cause from the mods i can see its kassa > bast > deep > wind > jeffrey > richard > daily

holy kassa is actually goated

but they are an admin to be fair

[grim edge]

I'm an Eminem fan

[twin moon]

Where is giri?

He is head of chess.com tbf

[hallow gate]

I SAID I CAN SEE SO THE ONES THAT WERE ONLINE WHEN I CHECKED

[glossy radish]

hhhhh

guess what

[upbeat viper]

@flint junco this u @glossy radish ?

[glossy radish]

bastbast bouta go sleep

[upbeat viper]

no

I'm not

[glossy radish]

we are two different people

[upbeat viper]

don't forget Doofus

he's above me

under Kassa

[glossy radish]

but i have access to the account kekw

[upbeat viper]

also Rinqed

above me

[glossy radish]

OMG DAILY IS ONLINE

[twin moon]

My dog is so spoiled with 3 different toys

[upbeat viper]

maybe above Doofus

[glossy radish]

I AHVE NOT SEEN DSILY IN FORWVWR

[torpid lintel]

TPD

[glossy radish]

crusty..

[torpid lintel]

Hi v :) and all

[upbeat viper]

yo

[twin moon]

Heyo Mohit!

[upbeat viper]

but you're not mod

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[fallen valley]

I will have your children sent to live in Germany

[twin moon]

Hmm doesn’t sound easy

[torpid lintel]

I miss LB

[twin moon]

But jokes on you, I’m not having children for another decade or two

[fallen valley]

I'm a patient man

[upbeat viper]

missing soldier

[glossy radish]

hey mohit !!

[glossy radish]

no ur not be quiet

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/72v1J97VEDEoAq66SQW0yh?si=19f6adcdaa224d3c

[twin moon]

Bro is gonna personally live with me till I have children

[torpid lintel]

Yah lot of people left

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge

🥺

[upbeat viper]

not that many

:p

[grim edge]

this song is like oh la oh lo two yeah

[torpid lintel]

Also why TPD don't talk here now

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/slurp-alright-then-ok-fine-as-you-wish-gif-21291752

[fallen valley]

Omg a @grim edge in the wild

AND a @glossy radish

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/xN2p.gif

[grim edge]

Deeeepppppppppp

[fallen valley]

Best chat I've seen in awhile

[spark apex]

Thoughts on Tyler1 breaking 3500 puzzles?

[upbeat viper]

did he ?

[spark apex]

https://www.chess.com/stats/puzzles/big_tonka_t

[upbeat viper]

wadahell

[grim edge]

hows your Christmas Deeeppppp???

[upbeat viper]

but he still sucks in rapid rating

he should drop the cow

[fallen valley]

Proof that puzzles are just about smashing your head against a wall until you get the patterns down

[upbeat viper]

wait

his last game was on the 7th Dec

he stopped grinding ?

wut

[fallen valley]

Fantastic! Best Christmas so far, ngl

[hallow gate]

but scipio dont talk here no more

[hallow gate]

oh right

[spark apex]

Took me like 2.5 years to get that far but tbf he's attempted more puzzles within a much shorter time

[hallow gate]

teepeedee

[upbeat viper]

and he doesn't get saturated

[hallow gate]

😭

[upbeat viper]

but like

[grim edge]

that's good to know, Deeeppp. hmm i waited for you under the mistletoe

[upbeat viper]

he stopped playing games

and only does puzzles now

ig he wants to improve tactically a lot before coming back to play

[grim edge]

this will be me next year

[torpid lintel]

I was thinking I can get 1800 before January

[spark apex]

He's cooking something devious

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> MOHIT (mohit2040)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: MOHIT (mohit2040)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1693 (1770 peak)
Blitz: 1419 (1478 peak)
Bullet: 1270 (1378 peak)

[upbeat viper]

he will destroy his opponents when coming back

:')

[fallen valley]

If Tyler ever plays something besides the Cow, what do you think it'll be?

[upbeat viper]

the scotch gambit

obviously

[hallow gate]

but why is tyler higher rated tactics than me

[torpid lintel]

@cedar osprey I guess I have to be careful 😅

[fallen valley]

Genuinely, autism

[torpid lintel]

But you still winning👀

[crisp python]

Is anyone a medical professional im sick and need help in dms

[hallow gate]

😭

[indigo folio]

what's your rating

[torpid lintel]

Go to the doctor

[crisp python]

I’m practically dead

[torpid lintel]

Rapid: 1693 (1770 peak)
Blitz: 1419 (1478 peak)
Bullet: 1270 (1378 peak)

[torpid lintel]

What's wrong? :(

[indigo folio]

yeah it's over

[hallow gate]

@upbeat viper thoughts on french kissaten

[spark apex]

It's the product of focusing on a single thing without the burden of life

[crisp python]

I’m heat stroke

[torpid lintel]

Then why don't you visit doctor they can help

[indigo folio]

take off your clothes lay on your back and breathe

[crisp python]

Okay

[hallow gate]

get good

[crisp python]

Do I need anything cold

[indigo folio]

I am not a medical professional dawg but that works for me

[upbeat viper]

uh ?

[crisp python]

Have I have heat stroke

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> pratham1111111111

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2100 (peak)
Blitz: 2125 (2179 peak)
Bullet: 2202 (peak)

[grim edge]

If the person is conscious, offer chilled water, a sports drink containing electrolytes or other nonalcoholic beverage without caffeine.

[crisp python]

Okay thanks

[normal hatch]

Meth

[hallow gate]

like a french style tearoom that also serves as a coffee shop

[upbeat viper]

idk

[indigo folio]

if you have anything cold then put it on your neck I guess

[torpid lintel]

@crisp python if you are having it you should see the doctor. They can guide you and can help you.

[hallow gate]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-duolingo-please-take-a-shower-immediately-take-a-shower-gif-23968576

[indigo folio]

how are you in a heat stroke in late December

[spark apex]

Australia

[hallow gate]

its summer here tbh

[severe oxide]

faked

[indigo folio]

No

[topaz remnant]

ok

[honest drift]

Hmm

[topaz remnant]

xdd

[topaz remnant]

have u been play chess for more than a year?

[heady depot]

Who wants to help me get better at chess,?

[honest drift]

Yes

[topaz remnant]

none grind on ur own

[indigo folio]

so much material out there

[topaz remnant]

wht ru u typing that took u so long?

[heady depot]

I have a few books I've been reading

[topaz remnant]

ur rating?

[heady depot]

Daily 1070

[topaz remnant]

rapid Rating

[topaz remnant]

ru a gm?

[heady depot]

947. Atm

[upbeat viper]

nah just NM

'just'

[topaz remnant]

oh k lol

[heady depot]

U?

[topaz remnant]

cn u gimme a role xd

[upbeat viper]

no ?

id:customize

[topaz remnant]

ohk

[upbeat viper]

#reaction-roles

[topaz remnant]

cn u gimme blunder master role hehe xd

[stable mirage]

hello french people and bast

[upbeat viper]

nah

[topaz remnant]

IM NOT FRENCH

[glossy radish]

[topaz remnant]

ok

[upbeat viper]

was it Scipio typing ?

or I'm being crazy

[stable mirage]

no just sirius

[upbeat viper]

okay I'm crazy

https://tenor.com/vNpv.gif

[stable mirage]

and we all know sirius is superior

[upbeat viper]

Sirius is Sirius

[heady depot]

Game?

[stable mirage]

?emaG

[upbeat viper]

toxic

[glossy radish]

bast i think it’s time for a nap

[stable mirage]

what else would I be

[upbeat viper]

nop

[glossy radish]

get ur ass in bed and close ur goddamn eyes

[upbeat viper]

no u

[glossy radish]

it’s not even late

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

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Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2279 (2275 peak)
Blitz: 2402 (peak)
Bullet: 2503 (peak)

[glossy radish]

only like 00:43

[upbeat viper]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1zMsLAyE03AcyhwnxieIZ2?dlsi=1e77c9ade4334905%23login&si=Vwv4ptPoQ-CKY7tg5ZwPJg&nd=1&pi=e-M4GV4AdFQSGI&flow_ctx=65edf6f2-3d8a-4c6d-8258-5d02ee44eea1%3A1703295316&creation_point=https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fplaylist%2F1zMsLAyE03AcyhwnxieIZ2%3Fsp_cid%3D100f64d05846d60b76bd05bd86cb7bcd

good ost

french game

:p

[glossy radish]

[stable mirage]

you had it

[upbeat viper]

👀

Sirius

[frozen jolt]

Sirius black

[upbeat viper]

what would be your tip to not lose focus in games and blunder like a dummy ?

[grim edge]

Sirius Black?

[stable mirage]

blunder and then flag them

[upbeat viper]

all in all, how to be consistent

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM Kent Slate (tactic)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: NM Kent Slate (tactic)
Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2572 (peak)
Blitz: 2604 (2717 peak)
Bullet: 2701 (2912 peak)

[upbeat viper]

lmao

fr

[spark apex]

coping that i'm washed and slow through rapid

[severe oxide]

🥱🥱

[upbeat viper]

I lack consistency

I either get bored or tilted

I play too fast

how to avoid that

[spark apex]

happens to me too

sometimes I refuse to play solid, play some BS opening and throw my pieces at my opponent

[upbeat viper]

[spark apex]

if you're focused and in the right environment you should be able to choose how you play

[upbeat viper]

I should play less

I get tilted too easily

[twin moon]

I tried playing solid in the slav, but somehow turned it into a mainline chigorin position

[glossy radish]

fk solo chess i hate it

[honest drift]

OK 600

[stable mirage]

its too easy I agree

[grim edge]

i tried solo chess twice it was rlly weird

[upbeat viper]

oih

you tried playing again ?

[stable mirage]

its an easy puzzle game

[glossy radish]

it’s addicting

[heady depot]

Invite a game. Misterrmadman.

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[glossy radish]

yeah cuz i saw incho trying it and i wanted to beat him cuz he sucks at chess

[upbeat viper]

[glossy radish]

oh my god it’s driving me insane

[surreal nexus]

@west reef want to blitz

I have improved from 600 to 800

[west reef]

only challenge me when u think u can beat me

[fallen valley]

Me too bruh

[surreal nexus]

[lone briar]

wanna play?

[twin moon]

Guess I’m never challenging you then

[wanton zenith]

[west reef]

ok whats ur rating

[wanton zenith]

i jus lost a bullet game cause of 0.1 sec

[lone briar]

does it matter when I win

[slender ravine]

Hi my people

Can someone help me game review a game

[west reef]

what if u cheat

[slender ravine]

[glossy radish]

u what? suck at chess?

[lone briar]

ill get banned by cc

[west reef]

alright

lets play a friendly one

[fallen valley]

Correct

[lone briar]

https://play.chess.com/tcuqw

[glossy radish]

yeah tell me something i don’t know

[west reef]

friendly yea ?

[lone briar]

its rated i think

[west reef]

unrated

[fallen valley]

I'm in your walls

[glossy radish]

stupid solo chess

[west reef]

i aint playing rated

[lone briar]

ok

[glossy radish]

i’m homeless

[lone briar]

https://play.chess.com/2oghM

unrated

[fallen valley]

Then whose walls am I in bruh

[glossy radish]

inchos

[severe oxide]

damn

[fallen valley]

Oh okay cool

[glossy radish]

oh hi kid

[fallen valley]

The insulation tastes great

[glossy radish]

he’s homeless too

[severe oxide]

i am shooting through my walls

[fallen valley]

[severe oxide]

there are holes everywhere

[glossy radish]

we’re all homeless

[glossy radish]

he’s prob like, an annoying rat that’s why u cant get him

SHIT

MY FKING SOLO CHESS RESTARTED CUZ I WENT OUT OF THE APP

WTF I WAS ON LEVEL EIGHT

IT DIDJT SAVE

[fallen valley]

@grim edge

[glossy radish]

[glossy radish]

not the simp why u gotta bring in the simp

[torpid lintel]

I bad at chess too

[fallen valley]

She will enjoy it

[glossy radish]

no you’re better than all of us

[fallen valley]

Cheers! We're all terrible at this dumb board game

[heady depot]

Hopefully I linked account properly

[upbeat viper]

She's is no simp

[graceful lintel]

No u didn't

[upbeat viper]

I hope

[torpid lintel]

Deep, Bast and you better then me. 😅

[heady depot]

Hmmmmm

[upbeat viper]

v better than you ?

[warm spindle]

The glazing goes crazy wih this one p2

[torpid lintel]

On puzzle yes (I guess)

[primal fern]

i don' t think so

[upbeat viper]

A

[worn ice]

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[grim edge]

sooo angelic. i had to stop whatever song i was listening to to hear this heaven-sent voice.

[glossy radish]

no you’re the best mohit

[upbeat viper]

Cap

[glossy radish]

que??

[grim edge]

my new phone alarm sound

[glossy radish]

[upbeat viper]

Yeah okay she might be

[glossy radish]

u just realised?

[fallen valley]

Don't worry Bast, I'll simp for you

[lone briar]

good game

[west reef]

bruh i played silly

[lone briar]

true

[west reef]

wanna go again ?

[lone briar]

later maybe

i gtg now

[west reef]

lemme see i wanna play as white

Ok ok bruh

[lone briar]

all dead?

[grim edge]

is that dude from the beatles the 3rd one

[grim edge]

hush your filthy mouth! i simp for no one, but myself

[lone zenith]

its a shame my friend loves this song he should 100% be in this server

[grim edge]

grrr

[torpid lintel]

I never played against deep

[frozen jolt]

Our love was a lie?

[lone zenith]

rawrr

[grim edge]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[fallen valley]

Yes, that is John Lennon

[upbeat viper]

U scary

[fallen valley]

He beat his wife and emotionally abused his son

Not a great dude

[lone zenith]

damn thats crazy

[grim edge]

huh?

[steep steppe]

Ye also got murder

[grim edge]

you said im a simp smh

[upbeat viper]

🐢

[fallen valley]

The man who killed John Lennon cited Catcher in the Rye as a reason he decided to do so

[grim edge]

john lennon did? dammmm

[grim edge]

all of the people in there is AMAZING (imagine getting shot tho)

[fallen valley]

Catcher in the Rye is a fantastic book by the way

[torpid lintel]

Sing Bella ciao 👀

[warm spindle]

Alright Miler.

[grim edge]

gg

[glossy radish]

i thought u were talking about bast but then i realised that’s quite impossible. bast cant pull to get a woman therefore he cant have a kid bc no woman and it’s pretty late and i’m tired

[grim edge]

possibly gonna die now (in the server)

[glossy radish]

even worse. id still prefer you over queenie

[grim edge]

grrrrr queenie was nice

[fallen valley]

Queenie is still in the server

She was unlocked

[grim edge]

ohhh nooo i hope she wont start a drama with me. she always come at me for no reasons

[glossy radish]

unfortunately so

[glossy radish]

cuz she’s an arse

[upbeat viper]

True

[fallen valley]

I renamed her Drama Queen

[glossy radish]

all bark no bite tho

[grim edge]

you dont say that

[glossy radish]

i’m not wrong tho am i

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper dammmmmmm

[grim edge]

are you @severe oxide 's alt or gf or bf?

[glossy radish]

i’m his alt

💯

[grim edge]

hes alone in study lounge 1. you should join him

[fallen valley]

Yeah what is with the stupid metreo names

[glossy radish]

why would i join myself

[glossy radish]

it’s a cult

[fallen valley]

What's the lore

[torpid lintel]

That's to study chess.

[glossy radish]

some dumbass (aka incho) forced me to join a cult and here we are ! no freedom for me

[fallen valley]

Oh understandable

No it's not

[glossy radish]

[grim edge]

yeah they should be studying togethe

[glossy radish]

fym togteher

[grim edge]

mohit is fast

[severe oxide]

Not a cult

[glossy radish]

mohit is mohit

[glossy radish]

idr

[torpid lintel]

I left because no study there yet

[glossy radish]

hhhj

[glossy radish]

that’s ben

[glossy radish]

@twin moon hi ben

[twin moon]

Hello

How is your bitchin day

[grim edge]

brb

[torpid lintel]

Bast can you sing 😅

[upbeat viper]

Nah

[lone zenith]

lincoln's beard is fire

[torpid lintel]

Okay

[lone zenith]

cap

[upbeat viper]

Enough singing

No need to embarrass myself more

[lone zenith]

never enough for us 😭

[upbeat viper]

[torpid lintel]

Your voice is good Bast :)

[upbeat viper]

[torpid lintel]

Yes it is!

[grim edge]

if bast sings, i will stop being "weird" in general

[upbeat viper]

👀👀

Doesn't matter

[lone zenith]

lmao one day im gonna be 1800 and look down at the 900s, where I once humbly began my chess journey.

[lone zenith]

wdym weird

[glossy radish]

it’s night rn

[grim edge]

bast said im weird

[upbeat viper]

Fact is

[torpid lintel]

I started at 900 too :)

[upbeat viper]

You'll always feel like you suck

[twin moon]

Well hows your bitchin night

[glossy radish]

it’s day

[upbeat viper]

Eh language

[twin moon]

How’s your bitchin dight

[glossy radish]

speak english only please

[lone zenith]

man i wanna say "arent you dahlia?" so bad cuz its such a stupid dad joke

[twin moon]

Esta bien, como estabas tu día?

[lone zenith]

no hablos japanes

[glossy radish]

good thanks

[glossy radish]

(idk what that said)

[twin moon]

(Ok, how has your day been)

[glossy radish]

i was kidding u moron

[twin moon]

Thank you :3

[glossy radish]

hi ben

ur not ben stfu

ben is way cooler than u

[twin moon]

Who is Ben

[glossy radish]

obv not u

[lone zenith]

😭 😭 well im hotter than ben 😭 😭

[twin moon]

Checks out

[glossy radish]

nah ben is def hotter he looks like magnus

[twin moon]

I think I look most like Bobby Fischer I think

Well actually lemme check

[glossy radish]

y

m

c

a

fk u ben

[twin moon]

What is YMCA?

[upbeat viper]

Boomer time

[twin moon]

There, I gotchu 👍

[twin moon]

In my defense I have heard of it, is it a college?

[upbeat viper]

That hurts

Oldness

[blissful quiver]

young mans christian association

[twin moon]

Oh

I should have known that considering I’m southern Baptist 💀

[blissful quiver]

Its a giant gym

[upbeat viper]

https://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k?si=3lW8A31LE7388Q0q

[glossy radish]

YYYYMMMCCA

[blissful quiver]

ba ba ba baa ba ab aba

[grim edge]

Y M C A

everybody say

[glossy radish]

idk how it goes

[blissful quiver]

Young man

[grim edge]

Y M C A

[twin moon]

B B C

[upbeat viper]

:')

[twin moon]

BRITISH BROADCASTING CHANNEL

[upbeat viper]

Happy to see a happy chat

[glossy radish]

[upbeat viper]

Thanks

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-gif-10341555270454130792

[twin moon]

Yay, happy bast

[blissful quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/inside-out-inside-out-ymca-inside-out-dad-gif-18267417

[glossy radish]

i’m bouta burn this place

[blissful quiver]

We goin' burn the whole place down

[glossy radish]

so i set this world on fire

wait wrong lyrics

[grim edge]

she's just a girl but she's on fire

[glossy radish]

so let’s set the world on fire

[grim edge]

naaaaaaaaaa

[slender pine]

no tip is crazy

[blissful quiver]

we could birn brighter

[severe oxide]

Tipping in america is stupid

[raven dock]

I never thought of chess players singing a song together

[glossy radish]

than the sunnnn

[severe oxide]

employers should just pay workers a living salary

[slender pine]

if your spending 700 usd just give the man like a 5%

[blissful quiver]

W

[glossy radish]

SHOYL SHIT I HEWT EITHER GUNSHOTS OR FIREWORKS

[raven dock]

True true

[blissful quiver]

:)

[glossy radish]

IM SCARED

[blissful quiver]

good luck.

[glossy radish]

TEXAS SUCKS ITS SO LOUD

I WANT TO GO BACK TO CALIFRONAI

[blissful quiver]

lmfao have you ever been to portland?

[raven dock]

Go resolve the issue. Form a treaty

[glossy radish]

HOW WHAT

WTF IS PORTLAND IS THAT IN OREGON

[severe oxide]

go shoot back

[glossy radish]

good idea

[grim edge]

i want to go back to the times when i was still your man

[raven dock]

Yes,

[severe oxide]

portland is in texas as well

[glossy radish]

let me just grab my fking nerf gun

[severe oxide]

portland texas

and portland oregon

[blissful quiver]

yes it is. police dont respond unless someone is murdered, and even then somethimes not. And im not joking

[glossy radish]

uhhh never heard of it

[fair moss]

tips are poor

[twin moon]

Me when:

[fair moss]

i cant afford a tip

[glossy radish]

but i’m american i suck at geography

[grim edge]

brb for reak

[severe oxide]

i used to have a friend that lived in portland TX

[grim edge]

watcha baking?

[glossy radish]

butter

[blissful quiver]

you reek fr

[twin moon]

Italy and France are both in Texas I believe

[glossy radish]

friends? shocker

[grim edge]

huh?

[twin moon]

Tried making cookies at the time of that image

[blissful quiver]

reak*

You know, like stink

[grim edge]

did it go well?

[blissful quiver]

notice "tried"

[twin moon]

My brother took over without me knowing, this is why I still don’t know how to cook at 15

[severe oxide]

my sister dyed her hair purple

[twin moon]

im never letting him in the kitchen while I’m cooking/baking again

[grim edge]

i am asian. we shower at least twice a day. we use bidet. we change our bedsheets once a week. are you nuts?

[blissful quiver]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[blissful quiver]

I was just playin, since you said i gotta go reak

[glossy radish]

how is it? did it turn out okay? she balding?

[grim edge]

oh got it. youll learn how to cook soon.

[grim edge]

okay

[severe oxide]

it’s fine

[glossy radish]

yippee

[grim edge]

oh let him be there. he can be your assistant. you can ask him to wash the dishes, too

[glossy radish]

imagine being asian

couldn’t be me

also who tf changes their bedsheets once a week

[west reef]

@surreal nexus hey review my latest game for me please

are u on ?

[twin moon]

He is the type who wants to take over since I’m ofc not as efficient as him, so naturally he will take over once I go slower or do something relatively stupid

[grim edge]

im asian, but i sound like the americans, and my attitude is like east european women

[glossy radish]

that’s so lame

[west reef]

but you look like a chinese man

[grim edge]

i do. you change it every wash cycle

[glossy radish]

psycho

[west reef]

🐱

🐟

[glossy radish]

🍆

[twin moon]

WOOOOO

[glossy radish]

what’re u so excited about

[grim edge]

@granite wigeon he looks Chinese to me

[twin moon]

What’s there not to be excited about

[glossy radish]

eggplants taste funky

[west reef]

maybe he is

[twin moon]

🤨

[west reef]

who knows he might be korean or japanese too

[glossy radish]

no

[glossy radish]

is this america

[west reef]

bruh

[twin moon]

Likely

[severe oxide]

Show em who the goat is fr

[glossy radish]

typical

[twin moon]

As a Texan I can confirm

[glossy radish]

ew ur texan?

[twin moon]

Yes

[glossy radish]

unlucky

[grim edge]

i never dreamt of living in the US fr. it's chaotic for me.

[twin moon]

Well we have 10K chess players in our state alone for USCF, cope

[surreal nexus]

Ok but what do I get ?

[glossy radish]

def bast

[west reef]

Uhhh

[severe oxide]

not bast

[west reef]

I will give you one full extension pack

[grim edge]

bast and deep's leaked convo

[glossy radish]

i swear that’s him who is it

[west reef]

@surreal nexus ok ?

[surreal nexus]

Not enough

[glossy radish]

i’m bad with voices

[west reef]

I will give you 20 more followers in instagram

[grim edge]

brb for real

[surreal nexus]

Ok

[glossy radish]

i can do it for free