💬〡general-off-topic

[deft moss]

Pedale jebany

[wet urchin]

Widać że Id1ota

[wraith gull]

never heard of that, in my country we do not wish upon

[heavy crown]

wow so crazy that juil also said that

i wonder y

[minor spoke]

Wait r u a bot

[robust sierra]

bruh what

[heavy crown]

hes a troll

[wet urchin]

Admins ban him he is so toxic

[wraith gull]

where movie?!

[robust sierra]

We have been through this

[minor spoke]

Fs

[heavy crown]

wanna join the movie

[minor spoke]

Funny thing is that u look like a bot as well

[wraith gull]

no, i not troll. people always tell me this..

[deft moss]

admins please he's like so sensitive

[robust sierra]

everyone does

[wet urchin]

@deft moss is stupid

[heavy crown]

Do you hate britian

[wraith gull]

i want to join movie and show my school

[minor spoke]

Nah the profile is telling

[deft moss]

his dad touched him so he is still recovering from that

[robust sierra]

Bro

[wraith gull]

what is movie

[deft moss]

thats why he is so sensitive

[grim edge]

💀

[minor spoke]

?what

[robust sierra]

Ok hes a troll

Mods ban him

[wraith gull]

no sorry

[deft moss]

do you speak polish?

[robust sierra]

I speak malteser

[heavy crown]

hehe

[wraith gull]

i speak greek.

[robust sierra]

You are from Cyprus

[wraith gull]

bro, is in cyprus we speak greek!

[robust sierra]

fr?

[heavy crown]

WOW

[deft moss]

choclate please today

[robust sierra]

thats crazy

[heavy crown]

holy flklfck

[deft moss]

ure typing a whole ass song

[minor spoke]

Why are u on discord and on cc server from Cyrpus and speak this broken english with a bread as a pfp and dont know what ped0 is 💀 💀 💀

[robust sierra]

Im.coming

[grim edge]

I just want u to know that your about me is amazing!!!

[wraith gull]

what?

[robust sierra]

Wdym

[minor spoke]

U wouldnt understand

[deft moss]

idk this chocolate guy likes male backshots

[wraith gull]

i just come here to play fried defence

[robust sierra]

THATS NOT AN OPENING

[wet urchin]

Sodiim attack

[wraith gull]

yes, in chess class we learn it

[grim edge]

"EOAE Özil is the 🐐 "

[minor spoke]

Bro wtf is fried defence, imma fry ur defense

[robust sierra]

Factos.

[wet urchin]

Idiot

[wraith gull]

who is ozil?

i thought this chess place?

[minor spoke]

Bro ur 100% troll

[robust sierra]

Buddy its a general chat

[wet urchin]

Bread defense

[deft moss]

ty kurwo zamkniesz tą pizdę

[wraith gull]

i do not know why everyone say this to me in whole world

[minor spoke]

Because u act like 5

[wraith gull]

that is inappropriate

[grim edge]

Bro is fr fr my favorite CAM player

[wet urchin]

Chinol chinol debil

[deft moss]

dojadę cię śmieciu

[minor spoke]

💀

[robust sierra]

That is the wrong adjective

[wraith gull]

so what? i learn my english as i grow old

you cannot speak greek!

[wet urchin]

1v1 szachy

[robust sierra]

I Speak maltese

[minor spoke]

I speak ur mom

[wet urchin]

Jakie województwo chinolu

[deft moss]

nie gram z menelami

[wraith gull]

that does not make sense even as foreigner i understand that

[grim edge]

I don't speak but I do your in the bed

[robust sierra]

Ooh bed

[deft moss]

jeszcze stockfisha będzie używał wiec ssij mi pałkę

[robust sierra]

@heavy crown lets film it in bed

[wet urchin]

Jakie województwo

[wraith gull]

the movie is about a bed? nice

[heavy crown]

gotta clean the studio first

[robust sierra]

How old r u bread

[deft moss]

kurwo daj adres dojadę cię

[wraith gull]

υπάρχουν άλλοι Κύπριοι;

[wet urchin]

Ty pierwszy

[heavy crown]

wanna join

[minor spoke]

Είσαι τρολ, είναι ξεκάθαρο;

[shy pike]

:(

[wraith gull]

but is that special movie?

[deft moss]

głupi kurwa

[robust sierra]

Yes join the movie bro

[wet urchin]

Złodzi

[shy pike]

aged bread

[minor spoke]

Stale bread

[deft moss]

jesteś z łodzi?

[wraith gull]

δεν είμαι, σταματήστε να με κατηγορείτε!

[grim edge]

!english

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[robust sierra]

Fr, speak english you liba

[grim edge]

:)

[wraith gull]

what you mean by liba?

[robust sierra]

Oh god

[deft moss]

Carlbot with the clutch

[heavy crown]

goddamnit

[wraith gull]

please i insist what is liba!

[robust sierra]

Google it

[wet urchin]

I co mi zrobisz gówniarzu

[robust sierra]

Its very nice word

[wraith gull]

speak english not poland!

[deft moss]

nic kebsa zjemy se co?

[grim edge]

u did good tho ^^

[wet urchin]

Ok idiot

[robust sierra]

Polish*

[shy pike]

were u watchh

[minor spoke]

Bro wants to speak to poland

[wraith gull]

what is everybody favourite defence?

[grim edge]

maybe

[wraith gull]

mine is fried liver

[deft moss]

kondom

[minor spoke]

Fry defence

[grim edge]

Bread defense

[robust sierra]

Teach me the bread defense

[shy pike]

are u lying abt me doing good

[wraith gull]

there is a bread defense?

[wet urchin]

@deft moss is stupid who agrees

[minor spoke]

Yes

[wraith gull]

what is the moving notation

[grim edge]

uhm..

[wet urchin]

If you agree then breathe

[robust sierra]

ALT F4

[minor spoke]

So the notation doesnt actually move

[deft moss]

he is snitching on his family

[grim edge]

no I swear ong I'm not you did well ^^

[wraith gull]

what is "ALT" in chess?

[deft moss]

for vbucks

[robust sierra]

you dont wanna know

[minor spoke]

Attack losing tempo

[wraith gull]

temple

[shy pike]

hm

[robust sierra]

Close enough

[minor spoke]

R u using a computer right now?

[shy pike]

i disagree

[little elm]

4/4 in utt thanks to a 2000 hanging their queen

[wraith gull]

i use nintendo

[minor spoke]

Excuse me what

[grim edge]

2000 hanging queen is crazy!!!

[shy pike]

thats a company.

[little elm]

2000 bad

[wraith gull]

nintendo tv

[minor spoke]

Wait bro bread cant be fr rn

[robust sierra]

What do you mean

[grim edge]

then I must be trash ;-;

[wraith gull]

i use the screen that i play nintendo on! why not understand?

[minor spoke]

SIR what are you using discord on?

[wraith gull]

the screen!

[minor spoke]

What is the name

[robust sierra]

What screen?!?!?!

[wraith gull]

nintendo

[minor spoke]

Bro stfu

[wraith gull]

i can show you

[shy pike]

what device?

[wraith gull]

wait how do i take picture

[robust sierra]

You dont

[shy pike]

thats like saying you use a microsoft

[minor spoke]

Bozos cant take pics

[wraith gull]

what is a bozo? good or bad

[robust sierra]

take a guess

[minor spoke]

Good

[shy pike]

very good :D

[heavy crown]

ur mum

[wraith gull]

oh thank you chocolate!

[wraith gull]

my mum is watching me right now

[robust sierra]

why?

[heavy crown]

pervert mum

[wraith gull]

she is trying to work the nintendo

[minor spoke]

LMAO, tell ur mum that ur a bozo

[wraith gull]

she agree! because i tell her it good

[minor spoke]

💀

[shy pike]

WHAT
DEVICE

[robust sierra]

Chocolate you ended him bro

[heavy crown]

im sorry for your whole family

[wraith gull]

iphone

[minor spoke]

Im sorry this is too funny

[robust sierra]

My man went from nintendo to iphone

[minor spoke]

💀

[shy pike]

smh low effort troll

[wraith gull]

sorry i mixed it up

[minor spoke]

Ur joking right

[wraith gull]

i repeat over and over again, people call me this

[shy pike]

duh

[wraith gull]

WHAT IS MEAN?

[shy pike]

average

[robust sierra]

troll is also good!

[wraith gull]

tomorrow i will call my brother bozo, he will enjoy!

[minor spoke]

Troll means that u r being a large massive bozo

[heavy crown]

bread has never changed

[robust sierra]

Do it for content

[robust sierra]

Honestly fr

[wraith gull]

i change everyday

[robust sierra]

CLEARLY NOT

[heavy crown]

ur brother is bozo

[robust sierra]

I am in his walls

[minor spoke]

Do u change ur clothes everyday

[wraith gull]

yes

[wraith gull]

that is not possible, you dont know where i live

[grim edge]

Yuhhh

[heavy crown]

what s ur surname

[robust sierra]

Yes i do

[minor spoke]

Tell ur mom that she is a bozo, and that cyprus is bozo

[wraith gull]

country is bozo?

[minor spoke]

Yeah it just means its really good

[robust sierra]

Yes 100% certified frfr ongod naqbel mija fil mija

[wraith gull]

is that english?

[heavy crown]

turkey>cyprus

[wraith gull]

i hope you die

[robust sierra]

Brooo

[robust sierra]

Yes

[grim edge]

He will

The question is when

[heavy crown]

thx man

[wraith gull]

then we have graveyard ready for him!

[minor spoke]

You will get banned for saying this

[wraith gull]

no please i love chess

[grim edge]

We are all gonna die

[robust sierra]

You love trolling

[wraith gull]

😦

[heavy crown]

fr but we gotta live the best we can xd

[rocky vale]

Except me

[grim edge]

You won't die

[wraith gull]

why you say xd?

[grim edge]

You just become rotten bread

[robust sierra]

Bread is immortal

[robust sierra]

Inside joke

[wraith gull]

haha?

[grim edge]

No

[minor spoke]

Shut yo bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone professionally seen silver patrone big head UP

[heavy crown]

no

[rocky vale]

Wdym

[heavy crown]

chatgpt.com

[robust sierra]

My man went on youtube kids

[grim edge]

You are going to perish

[wraith gull]

hey, is that software i use for my assignments?

[rocky vale]

But...

[wraith gull]

maybe nintendo can finally be upgrade

[minor spoke]

Yes it is javascript code

[grim edge]

stop yapping🗣️

[grim edge]

Why do you have YouTube kids

[robust sierra]

I dont

[wraith gull]

i watch it

[strange cipher]

Hey, Im looking for a mate to practice. Is there a channel to find someone?

[minor spoke]

Youtube kids is the stupidest thing in existence

[heavy crown]

baby shark

[robust sierra]

Gothamchess

[strange cipher]

???

[grim edge]

But

[wraith gull]

he does chess videos

[minor spoke]

LOOLLLLLLL

[robust sierra]

Sorry i misread

[grim edge]

What's your rating

[heavy crown]

please save that message

[wraith gull]

it happens to the best of us, as we say in cyprus

[robust sierra]

Pretty sure everyone says it

[strange cipher]

Lichess 1700 chess com 1200. Im kinda Stuck

[grim edge]

There are no best people in cyprus

[minor spoke]

How old r u

[wraith gull]

lichess is banned in my country

[minor spoke]

You r banned from this server

[wraith gull]

that is private.

[robust sierra]

WHAT

[grim edge]

Interesting rating difference

[robust sierra]

Bro why is lichess banned in cyprus

[minor spoke]

To be in this server u must state ur age

[heavy crown]

THEN HOW DID U GO TO THE GROUP

[wraith gull]

when i try search it on nintendo, i get error so i think its ban

[strange cipher]

Yeh, dont know why. But just a few matches Played on lichess.

[heavy crown]

which console

[grim edge]

Is there a question mark next to your rating

[wraith gull]

console?

[strange cipher]

Yes

[minor spoke]

If u say nintendo one more time im going to shave my head

[robust sierra]

He said nintendo cant u read

[wraith gull]

it is good practice in the winter!

[heavy crown]

i wash just testing

[grim edge]

That means it's not your real rating just a provisional one

[minor spoke]

U actual troll

[robust sierra]

Bro no

[minor spoke]

Chat do we report to mods or nah

[robust sierra]

Its cold

[heavy crown]

yes

[wraith gull]

shave head, and wear hat!

[minor spoke]

Bread needs to leave

[heavy crown]

he said wet

[robust sierra]

Weet

[strange cipher]

Okay. Is there a way to find a mate here?

[wraith gull]

chocolate is diabetic

[robust sierra]

In what context

[minor spoke]

BRO UR MOM IS DIABETIC

[grim edge]

The question mark means the rating is provisional. Reasons include:

The player has not yet finished enough rated games against opponents of similar strength in the rating category.
The player hasn't played enough recent games. Depending on the number of games you've played, it might take around a year of inactivity for your rating to become provisional again.

[wraith gull]

i will tell her.

[grim edge]

Yes but link your account first

[heavy crown]

what a hero

[grim edge]

And ask in #💬〡chess-talk

[strange cipher]

i dont have anyone to practice with

[strange cipher]

Me?

[grim edge]

Yes

[wraith gull]

thank you mc!

[grim edge]

People here are brain-dead

[strange cipher]

Alright, ty

[umbral wind]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-bore-boring-boring-day-bored-kid-gif-27532765

[grim edge]

Yw

[wraith gull]

so, what is everyones favourite entertainment?

[robust sierra]

You

[wraith gull]

what you meaning

[wraith gull]

my dog is feeling very furry

[robust sierra]

Wtf

[wraith gull]

yeah, we have to fur her

hey chocolate you are diabetic!

[robust sierra]

Everyone left cause of you bread

[wraith gull]

im going to demonstrate how to play the fried defence

bring out the pawn, the bishop and the horse jumps

king is in peril, mate achived!

[minor spoke]

Ok yeah troll 100% that just gave it away

[wraith gull]

please my comrade answer

what is troll meaning?

[minor spoke]

@upbeat viper can we get some timeout or sum here lol

[wraith gull]

i not hurt anyone

i just share chess advice.

as we say in cyprus, the good the greater

where everyone go?

is bedtime?

hey chocolate

[boreal cosmos]

waiting for your to

[wraith gull]

why?

[grim edge]

impossible furry animal is feeling furry

[wraith gull]

furries are prohibited.

Chat away, but please try to keep it chess related 🙂

why is general chess related?

[grim edge]

french defence is trash

[wraith gull]

i dont know what that is but i agree

because i dont like the france

[grim edge]

you can talk about anything here so long it doesnt break the rules

pretty much

[wraith gull]

everyone wanted to ban me

but i was not breaking rules

i apologize english isnt my language i am learning it

[grim edge]

you were banned?

[wraith gull]

no

[grim edge]

alrighty

[wraith gull]

but chocolate was being mean to me 😦

[grim edge]

who tf is chocolate

[wraith gull]

look in the chat

[grim edge]

bye

[wraith gull]

?

δεν είμαι, σταματήστε να με κατηγορείτε!δεν είμαι, σταματήστε να με κατηγορείτε!

this disgraceful....

[minor spoke]

Eyo chill i was trollkeeping

[wraith gull]

chocolate and bread do not mix!

[peak plank]

"I was not breaking rules"....

[wraith gull]

what is mean

[peak plank]

wrong SS

[wraith gull]

why politics?

but early on, they speaking polish!

[peak plank]

this one, my bad

[minor spoke]

Do u think hes a tro double L

[wraith gull]

they were speaking poland

[wraith gull]

is this your nickname?

[shy pike]

you are speaking england

[wraith gull]

no i speak cyprus

[minor spoke]

Bro please speak english and chess thats all

[wraith gull]

i was speaking chess

[shy pike]

remove the chess part

[wraith gull]

with the fried defence, it is called like that in cyprus

[minor spoke]

Ok true lol

[shy pike]

hehe

[minor spoke]

Fried defence is crazy 💀

[grim edge]

Guys do you guys have firework

[wraith gull]

i win school games with fried defence

[shy pike]

i never heard of it

[wraith gull]

my friends jealous

[shy pike]

i hav some firecracker

[wraith gull]

why we talking about fire?

[grim edge]

Because i said do you guys have fireworks

[wraith gull]

is commit arson?

[grim edge]

?

[shy pike]

how com

[grim edge]

What for secret language you you talking

[minor spoke]

Ok quick summary: bread is some cyprus dude who cant english very well. He seems like a tro double L, and is trying to convince us that theres a fried defence'. He also seems to hate choclate :(

[shy pike]

wha

[shy pike]

choclate is rlly yummy dw

[wraith gull]

why am i tro double l?

i dont understand

[grim edge]

Which side of cyprus

[wraith gull]

nicosia

[minor spoke]

Ur not supposed to understand thats the point

[wraith gull]

that is rude and inappropriate and disgracia

[minor spoke]

Lfg w

[wraith gull]

you cannot mix chocolate and bread

[minor spoke]

Ok bozo

[shy pike]

i like water better

[wraith gull]

is ok because you say bozo is good thing

[shy pike]

stop troll :(

you should be productive :D

[wraith gull]

he call me bozo, that is troll!

[shy pike]

i thought you believed bozo is a good thing?

[wraith gull]

maybe it is translation mistake, but we really do fried defence here

[dense spoke]

what's the vanity link for this server?

[minor spoke]

That is not troll, bozo is a good thing

[wraith gull]

i am startirng to doubt

because my dad laughed

[shy pike]

mhm

[minor spoke]

💀 ur dad is 200 IQ

[shy pike]

ah yes i always have my dad over my shoulder as i talk on discord

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/nutella-bread-spread-chocolate-gif-10746847

[shy pike]

ew nutella

[normal hinge]

I hate bullet

[wraith gull]

no i go tell him

[minor spoke]

Ikr 💀

[wraith gull]

he has to also show me how to take picture on nintendo for evidence

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[minor spoke]

Dude holy crap what is with u and nintendo

[normal hinge]

Bro it's stupid

[wraith gull]

ahaha that is simpsons!

[normal hinge]

I suck at chess so it makes it worse

[minor spoke]

Tro double L lolololololl

[wraith gull]

that is rude

[shy pike]

nintendo is a shit company

[wraith gull]

i prefer terraria

[minor spoke]

Tell bread that

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-lawsuit-gif-21372526

[shy pike]

i mean terraria good game but how does that relate lmfaooo

[wraith gull]

it is always advertised

[shy pike]

nintendo on their way to make people in debt to them for life

||gary bowser 😔 ||

[minor spoke]

😭

[grim edge]

I have to work tomorrow

[minor spoke]

W

[wraith gull]

i have not to work

[shy pike]

aw

i hope it is relaxing day either way :D

[minor spoke]

Because ur like 5 yrs old

[wraith gull]

no because then i cant use discord

[shy pike]

i 16 and still not work smh

[wraith gull]

work is for weak

[minor spoke]

Then theres bread existing, lets make a guess, how old is bread

[wraith gull]

bread has life expectancy of forever

[shy pike]

bread prob 11

[wraith gull]

no, actually i can use discord.

[grim edge]

Thanks i have to work that day 2hours but its gonna be stressvol

[peak plank]

how is storm still 16

[minor spoke]

How old do u have to be to use disc

[minor spoke]

Wait why

[shy pike]

i just turned 16 two weeks ago tf

[wraith gull]

age is just number as the tv say

[grim edge]

A jail is just a room

[minor spoke]

Happy advanced bday

[wraith gull]

why jail?

[shy pike]

a collection of rooms :D

[wraith gull]

what is connotation?

[grim edge]

Dont you guys learn english

[wraith gull]

i am still learning it

[minor spoke]

Wait how tf he know what connotation means

[wraith gull]

tv

[shy pike]

cause is faking smh

[wraith gull]

δεν είμαι, σταματήστε να με κατηγορείτε!

wait no sorry only english

[minor spoke]

Bro stop the greek fr

[shy pike]

mhm

[wraith gull]

please i need my pocket money

[grim edge]

What do you think of turks

[wraith gull]

death

[minor spoke]

BRO

[wraith gull]

ahaha, it is only joke!

i feel indifferent

[wraith gull]

but where are turks here allora?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[wraith gull]

i am respect of others

[teal jungle]

what is the fried defense

[minor spoke]

Good joke

[wraith gull]

let me explain again

you move pawn, take bishop out and horse jump

king is in peril, mate!

[minor spoke]

See guys like ^ is so fake

[wraith gull]

it sounds alot better in greek

[teal jungle]

that could be either the london or bishops opening

[grim edge]

Bro plays chess2

[teal jungle]

or just blundering 2 pieces in various ways

[wraith gull]

e4 e5.
Nf3 Nc6.
Bc4 Nf6.
Ng5 d5.
exd5 Nxd5.
Nxf7 Kxf7.
Qf3+ Ke6.
Nc3 Nd4.

proper explanation here guys

i memorize it by heart

the sacrifice is my favourite!

[teal jungle]

thats called the fried liver attack

not the fried defense

[wraith gull]

we call it fried defence

[teal jungle]

what is defensive about it

[wraith gull]

actually, i dont know

[teal jungle]

you are playing as white and you are attacking the king

[wraith gull]

im going to ask why is called fried defence

or maybe friends are playing joke on me

[teal jungle]

they probably got the name wrong

[grim edge]

Wodka chess is liver attack

[wraith gull]

yes, maybe

but see. im not troll, i provide fried ATTACK

checkmate chocolate

[teal jungle]

the real name is the "fried liver attack"

[wraith gull]

close enough

but then as black, we play the siciljan

[minor spoke]

Lets GO BREAD IS LEARNING

[wraith gull]

and then i play what is known as the hyperaccelerate dragon

[minor spoke]

Siciljan lowk goated

[wraith gull]

it catches them off guard!!

[grim edge]

@wraith gull can you guys go to north side you Cyprus?

[minor spoke]

Ok wait bro knows what hes talking about

[wraith gull]

i dont want to

[wraith gull]

i am not troll... now you understand?

[grim edge]

But can you do that?

[wraith gull]

actually. let us settle this once and for all chocolate boy

[minor spoke]

Nope i still dont understand

[wraith gull]

lets play on lichess and stream the game

i will play as black and do the dragoning!!

[minor spoke]

💀 hell nah

[wraith gull]

you are scared and you have the guts to say i troll?!?!

[warped vigil]

@wraith gull connect your account

[minor spoke]

Guys bread hates me :(

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[warped vigil]

all unconnecteds are trollers

[wraith gull]

i play anonymous on lichess

ok. let me make a chess.com account!

[minor spoke]

Do u think he is

[wraith gull]

if i play for real i prove im not trolling

but i must make the accounts ofa ccount

[warped vigil]

99% of unconnecteds are trollers

[wraith gull]

i will connect.

[teal jungle]

hes probably just young / slightly neurodivergent / language barrier

[wraith gull]

and then never call me double troll

[minor spoke]

Honestly thats prob true

[wraith gull]

ok guys. how to connect account?

i want to prove the fried attack is real

[minor spoke]

Shoot that doesnt work

[grim edge]

Ehh idk

[wraith gull]

let me set up account.

[minor spoke]

#🔗〡connect-account message

Then do slash trust

[teal jungle]

the fried liver attack is a real opening and its quite good

[next thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/now-i-aint-saying-she-a-gold-digger-no-way-suspicious-sketchy-gold-digger-gif-16975043

[wraith gull]

question

[low sable]

wdym prove

[wraith gull]

if i win will chocolate be nice to me??

[haughty mortar]

Any sicillian players? I got a question

[low sable]

to who

[next thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-trigger-gold-digger-gold-knee-grow-hog-rider-gif-11745845075987333755

[eternal horizon]

Wsp

[grim edge]

With bread

[minor spoke]

Wait bro im chill 😭

[haughty mortar]

From where did u learn ur sicillian? Videos? Books? Ect

[wraith gull]

we have to stream game on nintendo console

[grim edge]

Are you a youtuber

Or streamer?

[wraith gull]

i do not do any

but is there way to show me vs chocolate man?

bread will overpower

[eternal horizon]

just go on opening explorer and mess around

[wraith gull]

i connected the account is it ok now?!

[eternal horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65VWIFlc4C4&pp=ygUIc2ljaWxpYW4%3D

[haughty mortar]

Ill watch some vids from Hanging Pawns he has a lot of theory and then do that

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggy-jolly-get-jiggy-get-jolly-get-jolly-with-it-gif-13651478034157223092

[wraith gull]

please my parents will watch game with great success

[haughty mortar]

Saw it

[eternal horizon]

blud's done his research

[minor spoke]

Nope dont see it

[wraith gull]

i do as you say but..

[minor spoke]

Wait now its there

[wraith gull]

ok

so now you can invite me to 10 minute game?

if i win dont call me troll ever again and if you win i will admit chocolate and bread is good together

[minor spoke]

No i cant play

[grim edge]

Are you asian

[wraith gull]

but i just make the account..

[minor spoke]

Someone else do that

[shy pike]

brrr im cold

[shy pike]

:(

[wraith gull]

whoever plays instead of chocolate counts as chocolate

[minor spoke]

Become warm

[grim edge]

Bro lives in siberia

[wraith gull]

@heresomeone play me

[warped vigil]

ur the 1 percent

[wraith gull]

wait is that not allowed?

no please im good

[shy pike]

except i troll very occasionally :D

[wraith gull]

someone play me 😦

[warped vigil]

get ur rating up first

[grim edge]

Elo?

[wraith gull]

unrated

[warped vigil]

get to 2000 and I'll play you

[wraith gull]

but i play OTB at school..

[grim edge]

What your profile says asian

[wraith gull]

i beat even my teacher

e4 e5.
Nf3 Nc6.
Bc4 Nf6.
Ng5 d5.
exd5 Nxd5.
Nxf7 Kxf7.
Qf3+ Ke6.
Nc3 Nd4.

[warped vigil]

ur teacher probably is bad

[minor spoke]

Wait whyre u not connected

[wraith gull]

play me if ur 2000

i want challenge.

[hollow orchid]

.

[shy pike]

because im that good

[grim edge]

You changed it

[minor spoke]

Do u play chess lol

[wraith gull]

my account now there, but no one want to play me.. so i am tro double l forever?!

[shy pike]

about once a month yea

[minor spoke]

...

[shy pike]

i just played my monthly game today :D

[wraith gull]

guys my parents will give me pocket money if i win

my teacher once tell me if i go OTB, 1500 is good estimate..

idk if good or bad

[minor spoke]

Uhhhhhh

[rocky vale]

Bet

[wraith gull]

play me then

[minor spoke]

Wait play him

[warped vigil]

I'll play u

[wraith gull]

play me and show game live

[rocky vale]

Otb?

[warped vigil]

on lichess

[wraith gull]

chess.com

no i just make my chess.cum account!!!

[warped vigil]

💀 ok

[minor spoke]

Chess.cum is crazy

[wraith gull]

you have to invite me i guess

[rocky vale]

@warped vigil Is my substitute

[wraith gull]

that is what my friend call it

[haughty mortar]

L*chess

[wraith gull]

im waiting for invite. 10 minute game

[grim edge]

I think you got wrong site

[plush kelp]

Hey everyone how’s things

[wraith gull]

im gonna nut

[grim edge]

Bad have to work tomorro

[wraith gull]

INVITE ME MY PARENTS ARE HERE

[minor spoke]

And what does that mean...

[warped vigil]

I dm'd you a link

[wraith gull]

ok let me check

[minor spoke]

Wait bro this guys english is suddenly good

[plush kelp]

I’m back on New Year’s Day

[wraith gull]

ok i made move

[grim edge]

@minor spoke ? Nut?

[warped vigil]

FYI I may have to leave at any moment

[wraith gull]

@warped vigil show game here

[minor spoke]

Dude i fr have 0 clue this guy is high

[warped vigil]

if I abandon it's not cause I am a bad sport

[wraith gull]

post the link here!!

[shy pike]

meow

[warped vigil]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/97372245627

bro played Qb3 in advance 💀

[grim edge]

I see on your pfp a day and you meow

[warped vigil]

and traded off my bad bishop

[shy pike]

so

[grim edge]

Nah nothing

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-kurt-angle-100-yard-stare-what-are-you-serious-gif-4081464694509837388

[sharp delta]

anyone heard of chess?

[grim edge]

No only checkers

[warped vigil]

of what?

[wraith gull]

sorry my parents were distract me

but i am bad on low time control!

[warped vigil]

GG @wraith gull I place you at about 1100

[wraith gull]

what is your rating but?

[warped vigil]

2000

[wraith gull]

i want to play as black

i want to dragon

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> wild_potatoes

This is the Chess.com profile of wild_potatoes. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 204
Blitz: 223
Bullet: 607 (683 peak)

[warped vigil]

okok press rematch

[grim edge]

@sharp delta bullet is good but mabye play what more rapid

[sharp delta]

my rapid ratings really high

[minor spoke]

His profile says 1000-1199

[sharp delta]

I can’t even count to 200

[grim edge]

@minor spoke am i high

[minor spoke]

Why

[wraith gull]

hey chocolate

i not do very bad against 2000

[minor spoke]

💀

[grim edge]

@minor spoke Because i see 200 and she says its high

[wraith gull]

so i still not a troll

because i not play trash

[warped vigil]

u kinda do

it's OK everyone is bad when they start out

[wraith gull]

how?

[warped vigil]

I play bad too

[wraith gull]

you are 2000... of course you will win

[warped vigil]

u dropped a rook

if you blunder pieces you're bad

[grim edge]

Why did i read rock mabye i have to go sleep

[warped vigil]

we both blunder pieces so we're both noobs

[sharp delta]

I can’t beat Martin

[wraith gull]

that was when i get distracted..

when i make move i know it too late

[grim edge]

...

[grim edge]

Still you are very high in bullet

[minor spoke]

Thats prolly sarcastic no

[grim edge]

Okay i gonna go sleep

[wraith gull]

good game!

[warped vigil]

GG

[wraith gull]

i make silly mistakes at end because i panic against 2000

[warped vigil]

I suck too 🤣

[wraith gull]

i hung knight but atleast i won

see chocolate i am not troll

[warped vigil]

yeah we are both not so good at blitz

[wraith gull]

i was trying to find brilliant tactic fork but then you did danger level

anyway, now stop calling me the double tro l l!

bread cooked

[robust sierra]

What?

[robust sierra]

Bread beat a 2000 elo?

[warped vigil]

Yep I suck

[robust sierra]

I'm 2000 bro, maybe i should play him

[warped vigil]

@wraith gull one more?

[robust sierra]

so im still confused, hes not bad at the game?

[warped vigil]

he's pretty bad, blundered a rook first game

[robust sierra]

but what elo are we talking

[wraith gull]

but everyone makes blunder!

[warped vigil]

i still say 1100

higher rateds make worse

[robust sierra]

hey bread, maybe when you have time play a bunch of games

[warped vigil]

I play blitz at a 1100 level rn

[wraith gull]

we play 10 min game then!

[robust sierra]

Lets see your true ELO

[warped vigil]

kk lets play a 10 min

[peak plank]

==

[wraith gull]

ok, invite me and post for the juil to watch

[robust sierra]

"the juil"😭

[warped vigil]

I'm doing rated so I have motivation to try

checkdms

[robust sierra]

Wheres the game?

[minor spoke]

Wait lowk i need to see this

[warped vigil]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/97373471877

[minor spoke]

Is he like actually decent

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> wild_potatoes

This is the Chess.com profile of wild_potatoes. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 154
Blitz: 223
Bullet: 607 (683 peak)

[robust sierra]

bread seems to be down a pawn

rip bozo

Hes actually not doing bad tho

Bro is undeveloping💀

[minor spoke]

Wait have u played jacob

[warped vigil]

has who played me?

[minor spoke]

Juil

[warped vigil]

idts

[minor spoke]

Oh

[robust sierra]

Dont think i faced him

[minor spoke]

Bro why is breaking 2k legit so hard 😭

[robust sierra]

Bread isnt getting smacked

[warped vigil]

also why does everyone call me jacob instead of jacobplayschess. it's like me calling @grim edge "mac"

[robust sierra]

Whats happening

[warped vigil]

also hi

had to change screens

[minor spoke]

Because its faster to type and u prob know who were referring to

[wraith gull]

my brain is hurting!

[warped vigil]

Chess and scheduling

[robust sierra]

Focus

[warped vigil]

tryint to schedule my next tournament I'm directing but playing chess is more fun so

you?

[robust sierra]

how is the bread game looking?

[warped vigil]

hm

sorry to hear that

[robust sierra]

whos watching the bread play?

[warped vigil]

I'm not named jack

[robust sierra]

.

[warped vigil]

💀 That sucks

Probably a good idea

[dawn sky]

Anyone wanna play some unrated blitz? (1500 vs any)

[warped vigil]

damn that sucks

[robust sierra]

Jacob hows bread playing?

[warped vigil]

Surprisingly well

I'm better but it's a game

[robust sierra]

damn

[warped vigil]

..oop

[robust sierra]

Hes blundered

nvm lol

[wraith gull]

that was good battle

[warped vigil]

Dang thats not good

[warped vigil]

Pretty good, GGs

[wraith gull]

am i still

"1100"?

[warped vigil]

Well I'm off discord to go spend time with family, see yall later

[robust sierra]

Bread im gonna be honest. You didnt play badly

But polish your endgame

Get your king more involved.

[warped vigil]

1300 maybe

gn chat

[wraith gull]

i want to play chocolate for next time

[warped vigil]

7 pm

[wraith gull]

bye jacob thank you for not saying im tro double l

[warped vigil]

ur not

[wraith gull]

real

[robust sierra]

bread, i just dont know why you talk about nintendo

We find it rather, bizarre

[umbral wind]

hm

[wraith gull]

thats what my family call it

ok bread will go decompose now!

[robust sierra]

damn

We might be witnessing a potential hidden talent here

His opening was weird, who on earth plays the french exchange

midgame surprisingly controlled

but the ending, not bringing out his king is inexcusable

[warped vigil]

F go to bed bro 💤

[minor spoke]

Nah ill trust u we all g

[grim edge]

hi

[robust sierra]

im also off then

[minor spoke]

Wait is that u in the pfp

[plush kelp]

My newest chess board that I got for Christmas

[vapid rock]

Cool.

[grim edge]

Yeah that’s him

[charred kindle]

and yet despite this I'm still 900 rapid

[vapid rock]

I don't think so but sure.

[grim edge]

Nice

[peak plank]

because its puzzles

[vapid rock]

Oh nice congrats.

[grim edge]

I’m 900 and 2500 puzzles 😶

[charred kindle]

thx guys ❤️

[robust sierra]

wym

[charred kindle]

funny thing was I used to be not tactically sharp at all so thats why I grinded the heck out of puzzles

[robust sierra]

no its not me its ozil

now im off

[plush kelp]

Yea puzzles can really help with tactics

[vapid rock]

I'm 1000 and 1300 in puzzles (idk what is happening w/ people having 2000+ in puzzles)

[vapid rock]

Note though I can only play 3-4 puzzles everyday since I don't have membership.

[grim edge]

I got premium almost 2 weeks ago and went from 600 puzzles to 2500 pretty quickly

[plush kelp]

Yea same here you can only do about 4 a day

[vapid rock]

Sometimes even 3 for me.

[plush kelp]

My peak is 2652

[vapid rock]

Rapid?

[plush kelp]

I’m 2585 atm

No in puzzles

[vapid rock]

Oh ok.

[plush kelp]

My peak in rapid is 2033

[minor spoke]

@warm spindle hi wassup

[charred kindle]

same for me but I rly like survival puzzle rush cuz u work ur way up from easy to hard

[vapid rock]

That twice higher than my elo lol. (my elo is 1072 I think.)

[charred kindle]

and I usually get 25-30

[plush kelp]

I play longer games more otb

These were a few games I had last week got a lovely pawn checkmate on one

[haughty mortar]

Just got 2000 puzzles

[vapid rock]

Congrats.

[plush kelp]

Nice

[grim edge]

My best in puzzle rush is 29 because I spend about 10 seconds per puzzle and don’t think about them lol

[twin moon]

Does anyone know why the butt is shaped like a semi sphere?

Had to help out the dead chat

[whole drum]

t

[main musk]

GG

[whole drum]

/verify

[main musk]

how do you get 25-30 in survival

i once got a 39 in 3 minute puzzle battle

[stable mirage]

thoughts

[main musk]

what about it

[stable mirage]

genius move right

[main musk]

black blundered very badly

[whole drum]

ur ahh

quit the game

[stable mirage]

[main musk]

what rating though

[shadow night]

Hmm today I am 15 and want to learn chess

[whole drum]

u die today

[main musk]

LMAO

[whole drum]

just quit

youll never be good

[grim edge]

bro thinks hes low tier god

[whole drum]

i linked my account

why isnt it working

[whole drum]

dont make me bark

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-skibidi-toilet-gif-13421201267508602529

[whole drum]

@upbeat viper I CONNECTED MY ACCOUNT WHERES MY ROLE AT

[whole drum]

show fell off

[shadow night]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

and fell up again

[whole drum]

stop or ill bark

[warm spindle]

🤨

[whole drum]

chokar?

chokbar?

[shadow night]

How are the mods on this server now?

Have they gotten any better

[whole drum]

facts

i need to verify me

[shadow night]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1171398977749532723/1176257917041770496/watermark.gif?ex=656e368d&is=655bc18d&hm=c23ea67f60c42c03e98363b2155b0a14518854749ded2db4eea1b5c6e3e727da&

[whole drum]

smash

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/not-happy-jk-simmons-fletcher-whiplash-trying-not-to-explode-gif-18304699

Mods genocide his bloodline.

[whole drum]

i didndt to anything

[whole drum]

what are your pronouns

[shadow night]

on my pfp

[whole drum]

oh

[viral epoch]

This is normal for a rating around 1000

Do not fret

[whole drum]

red head?

[viral epoch]

Not me

[grim edge]

hey venti

[viral epoch]

Hej Zaks

I made it to 1800 recently

[grim edge]

ur pretty much one of the few people i know who is left in this server

[viral epoch]

Martin killed the rest

[grim edge]

happy for you venti, still playing vienna?

[viral epoch]

Every single time

[whole drum]

i remember you

[grim edge]

W i remember when i recommended you the vienna

[whole drum]

I REMEMBER

[grim edge]

YOU REMEMBER?!?!

[viral epoch]

I will always be thankful

[whole drum]

YE

[grim edge]

remember what 😭

[viral epoch]

You shall live forever in my memories

[whole drum]

well i was here and we were like friends during the summer

my names cai

[grim edge]

cant wait to see you at 2k

[viral epoch]

Hey

[grim edge]

shi i think now i remember, man thats such a long long long time ago where tf you been

[viral epoch]

2k before 2025

[whole drum]

after i left i took a break from chess and now im back

[peak plank]

oh you changed ur nick

[whole drum]

happy to restart

[grim edge]

im a beliver venti, just dont go the route of lucy,pain,headshot and others

[viral epoch]

Yesh

[whole drum]

i remember you too

you didnt put me on your tierlist

[peak plank]

ahh

[whole drum]

pls do tho

[grim edge]

ay cant wait to see you up again my friend so whats ur elo now?

[viral epoch]

I couldn't ever

[peak plank]

cady or smth like that

[grim edge]

thats why you awesome

[whole drum]

im a bit rusty but im like 630 rn

[viral epoch]

I like chess

[grim edge]

1000 elo before 2025?

[shadow night]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-fischer-chess-gif-23701603

[whole drum]

ye ill get there

[shadow night]

Chess is boring

[whole drum]

what openings should i study

[peak plank]

Reti!!!!!!

[whole drum]

i need to quit playing the london ong

[grim edge]

lets go chief, get that 1k i wanna see ya, btw while you were gone i made big progress now im 2k

[vivid sparrow]

The leave button in question

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zax

This is the Chess.com profile of zax. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2001 (2018 peak)
Blitz: 1630 (1967 peak)
Bullet: 1549 (1560 peak)

[shadow night]

Indian

[viral epoch]

I do believe fischer random is great, but I also believe in regular chess and its future

[whole drum]

wow thats awesome

[grim edge]

Caro kann, Vienna, Catalan are my reccomendations ngl

they lit fr

[whole drum]

ill try vienna but i really need to work more on tactics cause i still suck at tactics

[peak plank]

do you even play the calatan...

[viral epoch]

I play the Vienna and Caro

If I face the Sicilian I play the Alapin

[peak plank]

so gottham sub

[eternal horizon]

I play Italian, Catalan, Sicilian, and Caro

[whole drum]

im so confused now 😭

[viral epoch]

Yes but he didn't get me into them

[grim edge]

i littelry climbed back to 2k elo on the catalan, it has some of my best games every on it ill send you one hollup

[whole drum]

i just dont want to start off with the same reputation i had in the server when i first joined

[peak plank]

hm.

[peak plank]

Okay then I do think I know who you are

[whole drum]

i introduce to you

[peak plank]

I did block you though

[viral epoch]

I'm currently studying the blackmar diemer gambit against the scandi too

[peak plank]

NONONOONO

[whole drum]

ye its me cai

[viral epoch]

And the budapest gambit for the shits and giggles

[eternal horizon]

I challenge you to a game sir

[viral epoch]

You seem like you've seen a ghost

[peak plank]

ok I got the first 2 letters correct at least

[peak plank]

I reluctantly accuept your challenge

[eternal horizon]

Yay

Blitz or rapid

[whole drum]

yup im sorry for what i did before i was edgy

[grim edge]

Why nobody likes Bullet?

[peak plank]

either one is fine with me now even though im crap at one of them

[eternal horizon]

You choose

[peak plank]

I play the buddapest gambit..

[peak plank]

10+0 then

[viral epoch]

Nice

[peak plank]

unrated

[grim edge]

I play the Grob

[eternal horizon]

https://play.chess.com/KxK2T

[peak plank]

My reti theory is insane 😄

[whole drum]

where is my connection role 😦

[viral epoch]

What's so bad about the blackmar-diemer gambit Pixal?

I swear it doesn't bite

[whole drum]

sounds like the name of an alien

[grim edge]

one of my best victories with catalan

[brittle cosmos]

!connected

Oops

[grim edge]

92.3 accuracy with a catalan for 46 moves it was pretty controlling

[brittle cosmos]

!connect

Dammit nvm

Lmfao

[whole drum]

!connect

[peak plank]

depends on what move you lost in