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1500s when they learn about the bullet bot trick
I can help you
lol
Owww definetly you can !
Chess is boring
bro hit me with the queen sack
I want to go from 1300 to 2000
How impossible is this
lol
i went from 900 to 1900 in 3 months
Impossible for me possible for you
delete your account and never play again
depends.
depends on how long lmao
Stop playing chess
That's pretty much impossible lol
me and my friend are 1v1ng (we are both new) any advice
How to beat Li?
for u
Scholars mate
I havent do that yet
simple answer play more.
balls mate
That's impossible.
i wanna chess all over the board
If I'm willing to put 2 hours every day for chess
Imagine she's infront of you in all her 5'2 glory and she's smack talking you to hell putting on those anime evil girl faces and you just want to badly to slap the stupid grin off her face. And the only thing holding you back from that is a victory on the chessboard.
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What is this garbage
just take a picture from your pov
wat is this.
you turned me on
bro down bad
😭
Saw this outside today
lol
i could make chicken wings out of that thing
10 minutes
Just 10 min of grind?
sorry 10 years*
every 10min you have to put 10 min of grind for each 10 minutes that past
5 billion years for you
2 years consistent to 10 years depending on other factors
depends how much work you can do
Not 2 years ☠️
if you mentally ill like me, just never
You will never reach 1800
is Hans Trapp a real thing
Do you have something against me you women
are you french @tame steeple
Samuel.
nah but i speak french
oh boy
wi wi
tea tea
Don't call me that chocolatebar
dumb faguette
i see see you looking at me me
you kinda hot tbh
good game
close game
anyone in chat who is a girl ? I'm 6'5 btw
Samuelson.
@whole drum I got good passport if you want
Someone is salty
me but im 6'8
i have 12 inches too
i have a 2 incher
You only lose to me dog
works , nice to meet you 😊
i hope that big tower in paris falls
And what
Stay in your place
same fr
how can you miss in all 3
dam
Someone very salty
friendly fire
chokbar is real girl
3 its when its erected
im not a faguette tho
nah reported message
bro had to put that in
but i like mexican
cause your a baguette
nah bros asking for the border jokes 💀
I am talking about my tape measure ?
iq?
Bobbyto def down bad.
Lmao still haven't beaten Martin? Noob
he miss in iq eg and incher
you or me ?
agreed
how do i verify myself
eg
like no cake no face not tall
You
is 18cm too much
yall crazy
it`s ok
you must be autistic or you might be legally blind some how
guys go pray or something
bro that guy has some rizz
No🐰
defeat me in 15 min rapid and earn 100$ right at moment
Talk to me when you beat Martin
fair enough then
link
am kidding, beginner here lol
is 19 better
i have 500 elo
i have 500 incher
sir i only smash 5 below
36
😰
any advice how do i push upto 800,
jesus
Drink boiling water
lol
just avoid doing blunders.
and little did we know, our friend bobbyto turned gay after that comment
Lmao Magnus is late again
your parent blundered your education
is 150 kg for 5'3 obese?
DAM
I'm gonn chill you to wreath
150 
im 5'3 and im like 105 pounds
Nah
Do
Fr man, you got some observation glasses on you aye ?
i know but, sometime opponent do such tactics i got in trouble
😎
your parents blundered adopting you.
nah im 47 kj
id squash
I was adopted
I'm 210 lbs
ye cause your fat 💀
Idk in kg
how tall are u my boi
na its all muscle smh
both of couple did blunder
6'3
ayoo we match
ye the muscles in your stomach goofy
Magnus arrived down on time
look at my message again
It's a given
kidding dude
my parent parents blundered having them
dam do you think i could be 6 foot one day
No
i blundered having my parents
why is that

Marty is that you ?
🉐
They blundered having you.
yes dad
Because I'm hateful during 4am
take a break and go to bed
Not tired
you must be highly autistic, you sure you got all chromosome?
Not sleepy either
correction thats down syndrome 🤓
Thanks🫡
we dont use the n word here 🤓
imma help you get out of north america
You Must have Amnesia cus guess wat she didn't need ya.
i do
your mexican right
The answer is yeezt
what ?
Yeezy
let me get the n word pass
fun fact
dam i didn't realize that
bro giving them for free is crazy.
Me after I eat it
OH SH MY NOSE BLEEDING
I've Never nosebleed befor
is it licensed?
got dick slapped ? @warm spindle
yes and signed
dam
the stamp is the administration of black people througout the world
who signed it?
dick slap => nose bleed
lmao
thats it
i once woke up one of my gfs with one
Why are you sharing my tape with your dad ?
ni go please (ni is my friend name)
u can guess what happened next 😫
Brilliant then blunder sounds accurate.
Would u rather have a gay son or a thot daughter or listen to my mixtape
@vapid rock
Then die (statement) /j
i would disown
brilliant move by star
So listen to my mixtape
theres more (10min recharge time)
anyone else watching world rapid champs
no 🤓
I'm not allowed to watch titled players due to how fast I learn
vimun?
main is locked atm due to age verification thing
what does vimun mean
nothing really
vienna ew
it sucks
kings gambit clears
i thought it was verified
yea it was but i got locked out anyway for some reason
if you joke about your age it locks you out
did u say u were underage
like any message saying that
Yes it did that to me
1984
this pdf fire if u start complex analysis
yea i did lmao
i actually verified my age to my google acc yesterday to watch age restrictyed shit and it took 3 mins
I lied the N-pass does not work

aw hell nah

Why they were streaming lichess

not really, i think fin got locked out for it once
Right now two player streaming lichess
💀
atleast they having...
You can see on just chatting VC!
/|/neegEr
Hi guys, I have a bit of a random question, idk if this is the best place to ask but I've been following chess for fun on and off for 2-3 years since it became bigger in the online community
I wanted to ask some questions about the Hans Niemann drama if its ok 😄
cause its bugging me
yea sure
It was a plug nothing more nothing less @hybrid garnet
Hans got called cheater by magnus, magnus started bitching and said to tournaments “i will not play if hans is there” getting him blacklisted from most tournaments, so hans sued magnus and i think it was settled outside of court
he didnt even ask the question yet 😭
hans show magnus the plug and magnus now very happy while playing
questions ain’t needed when i supply answers
sharing is caring !
From all the vids I've watched it seems pretty clear that he's cheated/cheats etc., I know officially it's probably impossible to prove which is why I'm guessing chess.com lost the lawsuit against him? I was just curious what's happened since then, he's allowed to join any tournament and he's just playing as if nothing happened? I don't understand
there is no evidence to prove hans cheated OTB
he has cheated in online events and has admitted to some of that as well
he isnt the first to have cheated online and certainly not the last either
he cheated in the past when he was younger. There is no proof he cheats today
now he is pretty well established as a top 100 GM edging closer to 2700
edging
they changed 💀
bro is edging 2700
Yes, no official 100% proof which will probably never happen
none of the top players actually think he is cheating OTB
my point is from all the vids I've watched with players talking about it, statistics provided etc. etc. it seems pretty clear that he's cheated super recently
There is no proof because he doesn’t cheat today. He cheated when he was younger
No he hasn’t. Quit being an idiot
That he cheated *
damn not the statistics 💀
Bro think he kramnik
So basically in a tournament featuring Magnus and Hans, Hans played Magnus, and Hans played really well, and then in a few days Magnus posted on twitter that he will be resigning the tournament and posted a video saying “I cannot speak or I will be in big trouble” which meant he is accusing Hans of cheating, then there was the lawsuit against Carlen, Chess.com, and Hikura, but they eventually talked it off and the lawsuit was dropped
Didn’t ask
+Ratio
Bro I wasn’t replying to you…
Ratio lil bro
"In a dramatic turn of events at the chess tournament, Magnus Carlsen and Hans Niemann faced off in an epic match that had fans on the edge of their seats. Hans, known for his innovative and daring play, surprised everyone by putting Magnus in a difficult position. The game reached a critical moment, and just when it seemed like Hans might pull off a historic upset, Magnus, with a smirk, announced his resignation.
The chess world erupted in speculation as Magnus took to Twitter, cryptically stating, 'Silence is golden, for words may bring thunder.' In a mysterious video, Magnus hinted at impropriety without explicitly accusing anyone, leaving fans and fellow players bewildered. The chess community was abuzz with theories, memes, and hashtags.
Soon after, a legal storm brewed as Magnus filed a lawsuit against Hans Niemann, Chess.com, and even Hikaru Nakamura, claiming a grand conspiracy. Tensions ran high as the chess world awaited the outcome. However, in a surprising twist, the parties involved engaged in a behind-the-scenes conversation that led to a resolution. Magnus dropped the lawsuit, and a joint statement was issued, restoring harmony to the chess universe.
The tournament continued with renewed excitement and speculation, but the details of that fateful match and the subsequent fallout remained shrouded in mystery, making it one of the most talked-about events in chess history
Who you calling little 😂
You.
@tame steeple man stop d riding magnus
Yeah I know that story and I watched like 5-6 vids about it, to me it seems like a lot of the chess top players tend to agree he's cheated/cheats
Im in love with magnus
Ok buddy, you’re probably so little kid on discord 🤣
and some of the stats provided in different videos seem to point to that a lot
Yeah
He cheated years ago dawg stop being an idiot
from what I've seen, it just seems like it's hard to prove formally
quit yapping lil bro
In the twisted underbelly of the chess world, Magnus Carlsen and Hans Niemann engaged in a match that would unravel the very fabric of the game. Hans, known for his cunning moves, weaved a web of deception that ensnared Magnus in a labyrinth of despair. The atmosphere grew thick with malice as Magnus, with a haunted look, uttered the fateful words, "Checkmate in darkness."
Magnus took to social media, his cryptic message echoing through the shadows: "In the game of shadows, silence is the deadliest move." A chilling video surfaced, revealing Magnus's face contorted with a mix of fear and revelation. The chess community plunged into a sinister mystery, with rumors of forbidden alliances and clandestine pawns moving in the shadows.
Magnus unleashed a legal vendetta, accusing Hans Niemann, Chess.com, and Hikaru Nakamura of orchestrating a malevolent scheme against him. The courtroom became a macabre theater, with each legal maneuver unraveling a new layer of corruption. Dark secrets whispered in the dimly lit corridors, and the chessboard of justice seemed stained with an indelible darkness.
As the trial reached its climax, a mysterious figure emerged, brokering a deal that silenced the courtroom whispers. Magnus withdrew the lawsuit, but the truth remained obscured, buried in the same shadows that birthed the sinister game. The tournament limped forward, a tainted spectacle haunted by the ghosts of that unholy match—a cautionary tale of the malevolence that can lurk beneath the surface of even the noblest pursuits
hence why they lost the case? But everyone almost universally agrees he's a cheater even now? Or am I crazy
It’s not hard to prove someone is cheating, chess.com does it all the time
who care ?
In a statement, Carlsen said he acknowledged and understood the Chess.com report made "no determinative evidence that Niemann cheated in his game against me at the Sinquefield Cup." He said he is willing to play Niemann in future events should they be paired.
They didn’t lose the case, all allegations where dropped by Hans
what
Yes but technically woudn't the only way to TRULY prove someone cheated is to literally catch them with their app open on stream or at an OTB event 😄 That's what I'm saying
none of the actual good players think hans is cheating in OTB events
you need to stop watching conspiracy theory 800s
ask anyone with a 2k+ fide and see what they say
says u
If i get everyone to say vimun cheats does that make it true?
ask the 2800s
Bro I’m 1800 Uscf 💀
But even if he didn't cheat in OTB at all, if someone cheated for years online and scammed away money from ppl, why does that matter that much
bro it aint as impressive as you think 😭
how is he completely not blacklisted
because plenty of others have cheated online too
because he white
What’s your uscf rating -_-
I got the point that chess.com makes a lot of money from GMs etc and they can't drop a lot of people that cheated randomly
im not american W
Lmao
it just seems so odd to me
my arms are so sore
1800 is pretty high depending on your age
if i was american i would be NM though
why people debating about someone they don't know and never met, and reallly put thoughts about someone that doesnt aftect their lives but still want to be part of, because they fat
are u 10 year old ?
Huh?
11 and 3/4
😄
rinqed is around ur rating and he has NM right?
cute cute cute
💀💀
is rinqed american?
meth is hell of a drug brother
i can bench u
im peak 2120 fide
Well i’m pretty sure he has NM
the reason I'm debating this is because I've competed in other games and im fascinated by the chess community and some of the personas there and I have become a bit parasocial gg
I mean i weight roughly 50lbs
Dude nm is 2300+
with one arm*
Cm 2200+
NM is NOT 2300 fide buddy
is that good @tame steeple
that is FM
I can bench you with my phallus
impressive
Check online bro
but how about those games where he gives analysis on certain matches he has and people like Hikaru say the analysis is very off
mine can bench 17 kg
weren't those games played on an OTB event ?
Yea but you are asking to none expert and they all nerds that watches phub
Bro I wanna ride on that one
hell na u homo
As mentioned, the NM title is not a FIDE title and isn't awarded by every chess federation. Each federation that has this title also has different ways to qualify for it. The U.S. Chess Federation awards the NM title to players for life once they reach a 2200 rating
only on saturdays
Silly
NM is 2200 uscf, CM is 2200 fide and FM is 2300 fide
id let @warm spindle tho
Yeah so you wouldn’t have the title …
FIDE ≠ USCF
Are you sure about that? Then why did this whole drama start in the first place, you really think out of all people Magnus would just cry and whine about someone randomly and start this whole thing
Assuming you aren’t at ur peak
i betcha he loves it
I don’t care about chess enough to get a title
Sorry I don't understand
FIDE and USCF are different
Fr I play for fun
he identifies as she*
document yourself instead asking their opinion that are worthless
youd be surprised how childish some of these top GMs are
I’m still at my peak rn
"a pregnant woman was falsely accused of shoplifting"
Tbh some old GMs are cocky
I dont shag grils
u fr calling magnus childish
Right now they were talking about fide so I have shown 2300 FM (fide)
I am, it's just from a year ago and I watched a lot of things and still don't know if he's actively competing or not 😄 Just blows my mind
magnus was most def childish in his behavior at the sinquefield cup 2022
hence why i came here
Thanks for proving my point
How long does it take to get from 1300 to 2000
what he do
probs a year if u become a sweaty nerd
hans niemann is still very much at the top of chess playing in top events
How old r u
maybe less if ur even more sweaty
lose to niemann and then rq the tourney
14
Oh
Its a Pride thingy
A few years minimum
And it has to be none stop
And you need a coach most definitely
Hi all
ok literally just after i asked this im listening to Fabiano saying he didnt think Hans' games in that cup were super suspicious and that Magnus decision might have been a bit emotional 😂
Just curious why you still interested in this stuff?
No particular reason, its just interesting to me, I don't even play chess
Got the Everyman guide to queens gambit
Is it good I ain’t tryna read it if it’s bad
Interesting…:
I just find the chess community interesting and the personalities there and I follow a bit of the stuff from time to time
Also cheating is a big thing nowadays online
I was curious about cheating in CSGO online and offline at events a few years ago, it was a pretty huge deal
Heard of the new Kranmik’s allegations
seems like a similar thing brewing in chess 😄
and im curious how they will deal with it
I've heard reaching 2000 is like 3 times harder than 1800
Even though it's 200 points
It’s not that bad
I’ve been there
yeah I did, I saw he had a 3 hr vid with chessbrah but im not gonna watch that ofc, he does make some good points even though he takes it way too far
You're 2000?
Yes 💀
Tbh anyone lower than 2300-2400 is easy tbh
Nah I’m not that good
Good or bad that's depend on you if you like it . Depend on your play style and more! You can learn about it in YouTube chess.com lesson :)
2400 and 2500 are crazy different
when people reach 1500 its a plateau
Zax
its the point there they have the most ego
Wait it's not that zax 
The higher you go up the higher the gap is between 100 elo players
👍🏻
Difference between 2600 and 2700 is probably like 1000 and 2000
I can feel your disappointment
Maybe 1000 to 1800
between 2500 and 2800 id say that much
2800 is insanely hard
Fr
I’ve played a GM in king’s arena and I was fking crushed
I once almost beat a 2100 (i was 500 on a new account)
I wouldve framed that shit on my wall
but my chess.com glitched
he had 11.2 secs
i had a minute
it got flipped the other way around on the display
Tbh if he’s hikura he would’ve still beat you
2800 have 150+ IQ
so i rushed
true
But he’s not
I had a whole minute up a piece and he had 11.2 secs no increment
Victory slipped away
because of my internet
actually it was chess.coms fault
The highest I’ve beaten was an IM
my wifi was good
damn
Legend say he still blames his WiFi to this day
untrue
I hate learning shit that reuires memorising/practice
hikaru iq <120
no not my wifi
he did that on a shitty online test while he was distracted
since @umbral wind exists i would have to disagree
hikaru is defninitely a genius
idgaf about the test he did smh
Cap
i can see through him
No one in history has been very impressive and a low iq
Everyday I play a guy with 10000+ rapid games and have been in the same elo range the entire time
Thoughts on who’s gonna win the candidates?
Idk then man
*yet
A lot of people are like this, probably plays chess only for fun and doesn't try to improve
bro has plans
That’s me:)
🤣
I dont play many games or try to learn
So all I have to do to reach 2000 is play games and do puzzles
I have a city chess center and I just go and play rated games
Me in 4 months
damn
No
There’s 2 routes
do you ever think about the roman empire
1st route, study, grind and play. Hire a coach like a NM-GM to coach you.
2nd route be like me and just some how always win
So first route is grinding
Second route is having natural talent so just playing
skipping moves
Thanks for the simplicity
Tbh
That’s kind smart
😂
No
Because of zugzwang
this is why
i said this
chess 2 needs to drop
modern arms update
Nah in that kind of position both you and your opponent would just keep skipping and it’ll be a draw
yes
Yeah and you can be white and skip the first move to be black
which elo xD
I’ve seen a lot of accounts like this
more volatile than the stock market
I felt like they play sub par moves at the start then play like stockfish
i hit 1800 bullet with under 1k games but im like 1.6k now and never hit 2000
What is bro doing 💀
I hit 1800 bullet too but I played at 3 am and tilted

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I was 1600 bullet then I played on my phone
Lol
how many games did it take
Idk
ye
id also get 1900 blitz or rapid if i took the time
How much are you now
And also that's what everyone says bro you gotta put in the work
no it just takes a while
Yeah it does but getting 1900 bullet doesn't mean you'll get 1900 blitz or rapid
It's harder def
Hm
i smoke 1500s if i try lool
Then why are you 1400-1599
dog game
bros a yo-yo player 😭
mans elo is more inconsistent than a bipolar person
bro likes edging his elo
Yo
anyone wanna play?
hi
I’m new here
want to play a match?
fr
Eli
hi new here, im dad!
gd 2.2 so good
can someone play me pls im 500 im gonna bite someone aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i’ll play you
damn
bro left
GARRY HIT EM W THE MEOW MEOW MEOW
GARRY HIT EM W THE MEOW MEOW MEOW
my username is idc
i’ll just send a link
15 | 10
nah too long
take it or take it
Double meaning
fine
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alr its time to listen to cupid sped up
I didnt play for a few months
genuine question: how did playing puzzles affect your gameplay
now i completely suck
it didnt do much
yea me too
but its good
idk maybe discovering some tactics?
it lessened my blundering based on my experience
See here #1040028251965358121 message
also this
when i play higher elos i play well
Why do i suck
no it's not really a frequently asked question, it's more of a personal question
otherwise i dont think
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I need to feel like im completely lost in order to start thinking
?
fish
1690
What you mean by that?
coems
Idk
1002 peak lol
22
impressive ngl
[CRINGE ALERT] A hopeless romantic all my life
Surrounded by couples all the time
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I haven't played much today, pretty much grinded on puzzles
my dad is single if you want
it did help me win several matches today
1 brilliant rook sacrifice 
what's the double meaning ? 
Nice! Also using your time, analysis the game, will also help you.
ok time to.solve puzzles fr
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realised some things lmao
yo
Bruh i reached 1500 and dropped down to 1300
that you bad ?
what is the best opening for dum people like me
what
man chess is tuff
ik
54
anyways, I need to sort out some stuffs for an upcoming tournament this December 30
can chess player beat an mma fighter
Same happened with me before :( take break and analysis the game do puzzle and more
me too im gonna go to one too this week
yea i think i am playing too much
toodooloo
goodluck sirs
Just throw bishops on their eyes
i need to chill out
#1040028251965358121 Tournament post:)
yes if i win i get prize money
turbo give me half if you win
why?
Ah 
because i wished you all the best
its to sweat red dead 2
Hi Ran
oh ok
I am addicted
Hey mohit
So 50-50?
i think its bad to be addicted at chess, cuz i dont improve
Spanish or Vanish
ye but chance of me winning are -20% lol
This addiction aint gonna live longer pal
Sup chat
vanish or I finish
AHHHHHH I DIDNT DO MY LESSON
boutta get downed by duolingo
the chess addiction is worse
nah crack is worse
You already improved a lot in chess.
And if you think you addicted to chess and that affect your real life then take some break. That will help :)
yea for sure
sir duo please dont kill me i just spedrun the lesson
i got anger issues because of chess
High5️⃣ @south oyster
I throw away games which i was completely winning
And do you think it's because you don't use your time?
yea
oh hey we are both getting ready to be murdered by duo
me moving every ~10sec my opponent thinking for every move 1-2minutes
in a 10min game he moved 5 times
anyone 1v1 ?
welp if i vanish for any reason whatsoever just know that duo kidnaped me
well it is what it is man... playing too much is bad anyways
@twilit bough you played one moved 😭
can u type /profile first?
too good to be true
then back to 1400
that sucks man
man ikr
bro youre always dropping off of 1500 what the hell is going on
idk man
sometimes i play like Hikaru nakamura
sometimes i play like Nikaru Hakamura
relatable
You should not play chess when-
- When you tried and feel like your brain is tried. Take some rest.
2 . When you are angry or sad.
3 . When you win and start next game without a break that can lead to burnout
And maybe more haha
oh thanks man
i needed the 3rd one
i just constantly play, i guess thats the issue
and sometimes i play like wudlig
lol
I do all 3
and I like it
Yes when you play one game you can analysis the game, take a walk, take rest, and more! Just take 15 or 10 min break when you play :)
To improve your games drink water during games, sleep for 8 hours
who is the worst player here fight me in da ring


giggity
apathy, my greatest weakness
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Yes then you should fix them :)
is it like an open tournament for everyone?
nah its like a christmas tournament with prizes
yeah like no elo cap?
yes
that's tough
probably get clapped by like 1900 dudes
No adoption? @pine gyro
@severe oxide i think im gonna move on from chess bruh, i suck as sh!t
but its for fun
that looks ai generated but ok
ur gonna get better
WAIT DUDE
nah
ur choice whether to play or not 
sure, I dont discourage you though
anyways have a nice day or night
Give me like a description of what you want
no I don't want one
Okay
Anyone want to play?
anyways, y'all should try eating dark chocolate before tournaments
Yes
it helps me
Can we play blitz unrated? @fringe glacier
I dm’d you
/propane
hi
googling time
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Rapid: 2100 (peak)
Blitz: 2125 (2179 peak)
Bullet: 2156 (2193 peak)
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skill issue just focus
Some of this sounds straight hoodoo but chocolate certainly is something
y'all discussing the benefits of chocolate?
No
possibly
Maybe
ye like in real chess tournaments u feel tempted to play faster
😭😭
why is it so cute
I want to grill it
ew
Just a hard time
first thought
It already looks smokingly cooked
noob
he looks like a komodo dragon, still cute though:3
Viggyhfggf
Looks soaked
it looks like one of those blubby deep water fishes or smt
Too much water
nah not really, I just take my time really
I want to overfeed until it turns into a sphere
the blobfish
but what if ur opponent looks you in the eye and starts playing bullet?
Do you think playing chess would make for a good date
hell yeah
Depends if ur date likes chess or not
bullet is tough, also eye contact in chess is just pressure
What if I checkmate her and then she breaks up with me
but the game is 15 mins
She isnt the one
smoking ur date 20 times in a row ain’t gonna make ‘em happy
Sounds like a skill issue imo
if they like you enough y'all can do anything but i suggest cooking/baking together always has positive results
and when u play bullet ur oppone smaks the click so hard
She should want to be mated 10 times over. If not, she's not it
💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Welcome me nons
pov he ain’t talking about chess
yep, often times tournaments go 15 minutes for first few rounds then the winner and loser brackets become 5 minutes. finals = bullet 1 minute
Get ur mind out the gutter. Yes I am
Let me e5 on that b6
im praying that the 1500s dont smack my butt too hard
bullet is tough in real tournaments
Lmao
classic is tougher imagine sitting there for 3hours+ playing chess
bullet isnt real chess
Civilization 6 players: 
my last tournament yeah, I beat a 1500. probably the highest elo I've ever did
it is you just slow 🗣️🗣️🥶
otb?
whar
Nuh uh
The bishop 27 diagonals away from me preventing me from checkmating:
ong..
too real
struggle is real
what's otb
over the board
over the board, chess played in real life
Jump, boy
ohhh
!status
Too loud smh
yeah
Dawg what
!trust
Bro jus hates Ja fr
Btw the world champ music is soooo repetitive T.T
i hate the music but the edit is cold
Bast
Ye
the transmission is also horrendous
Sup
Take a look in chess talk
Oké
Whats your 2024 otb goal
Morant best shooter in the NBA 🗣️🗣️💯💯
Dobe
Done
Uuuh
In January I'll be close to 1800
Soooooo
I mean I could aim for 1900 at least?
Idk
It's fine
Is the national rating there easier than fide?
2000 is already good
I'm tilting against the 2ks blitz bots against which I throw all my winning pos during the last 30 sec they have
🤡
hol lotta red 🗣️🗣️🥶

No idea, I only have a fide
I started in September 
You don't plan on getting a national rating?
does france give out NM?
Of course
I'd assume so
But I didn't look for infos
fire
That's fine
Usually it's just more affordable to play in national rated tournaments rather than fide
Me too
Well so far I only played in Fide rated stuff
hahaha I hung a rook
For free
Yeah its just something to think about. I think I'll be playing national rated tournaments more often than i will fide ones
Tho' in April I might play in an open in my city
That'll cost a bit of money
But oké
Lmao
against a 700 😭😭
i got 5-0 against a 500 but he didn’t finish the adoption
700s do do that
the 500 was playing into najdorfs which was weird
🥱
thought he was gon cheat after that but he was trash
i dont think 500s know what the najdorf is
Well he played nf3 d4 nxd4 nc3
@grim edge Doesn’t that lose tho
So he obviously has some concept of it

uhhhhhhhh
Yo bast u wana join a study group?
i might play utt
Moon 
Uh what's the average elo there
deep and doofus r there
Idk but I tell u that deep and doofus are there
We have study sessions every weekend
And what do you study
But except unity everyone is above 1500
Live ▢ reaction ▢
that’s only on lichess
that would have been sooo goood 😦
it was on cc as well
anyone want to play w/ me ?
musta been removed idk
Uh we analyse each other's games find each other's mistakes and we only had 2 sessions soo but we will do all kind of stuff probably this weekend we are doing endgame sessions
bullet don’t count
maybe it was a /live thing
i was 2.1 but i was banned for toxicity (appealed)
It says 1400 here
what was ur user
Also u suck soooo
@upbeat viper sooo u in
why ?
?
nah i was hella cringe
Let me in
i’ll invite u too the server
aesthetic
I alr did dw
Oh okay
can i play w/ u ? i need to grind to my old elo
Anyone up for a game?
i don’t play rated games against people from this server
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did someone say .... jerry?
@gentle steppe whats your chesscom name
probs jus ur countries servers buggin
Flareman13
Why
cheaters
U will get ur elo back if they cheat
meh idc
is anyone else experiencing server overload error 502
because ur trash
Servers are down yes
I meaaan yeah sure
800elo players 
there's no way
as a spectator
no................
I'm at 850 dawg...
I'll try to reach 1000 again asap
yeah
what happened
Yes!!
Bast as a christmas gift can you fix chesscom servers thanks 
i cant log in my account?
