💬〡general-off-topic

[graceful lintel]

!!!
Now ig three type of variations can be played here
exd4
• you take with knight (normal scotch game)
•c3 double pawn sac variation dxc3 Bc4 cxb2 Bxb2 you got two powerful bishops 💀
•standrad after exd4 Bb4

[grim edge]

and the lgtbq community

[solid cairn]

Nuh uh, after d4 i play exd4 after nxd4 i play Qf6, if Nxc6 then Bc5 which threatens mate.

[rocky vale]

@graceful lintel

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

@primal fern forgot to tag you

[solid cairn]

this is how it should go, if Qd2 then the bishop is sucky sucky

this is my theory

[primal fern]

heh

[graceful lintel]

[primal fern]

friends wouldnt' understand how much effort is needed to catch cheaters

[graceful lintel]

real

[graceful lintel]

no
Catching cheaters is ez

[upbeat zodiac]

Merry Christmas

[lament jacinth]

Hi kids

[graceful lintel]

if a goofy guy came to Discord and beg to play rated game then he's cheating

[serene zinc]

It's Christmas innit?

[primal fern]

uh oh

[lament jacinth]

What

[graceful lintel]

Hello mommy

[solid cairn]

and if Be3 then take take, and the pawns will be doubled and then you pick up the knight that also targets the e4 pawn

[primal fern]

i gotta start spoiling all my welcome messages 😉

|| ||

[graceful lintel]

just play Caro kann

[solid cairn]

@lament jacinth grandma do u like my chess theory

[solid cairn]

Nuh uh 💀

[graceful lintel]

[lament jacinth]

Nothing wrong with welcome messages 🤷‍♀️

[graceful lintel]

No brilliant

[solid cairn]

anf they have to take here otherwise it will be checkmate, so they cant save the knight

[lament jacinth]

Everything wrong with repetitively sending them to the same user over and over again

[graceful lintel]

real

[young talon]

Happy Christmas to all of you

[graceful lintel]

Merry Christmas

[graceful lintel]

merry Christmas

[ornate ivy]

Who ping

[rocky vale]

I don't want to marry christmas

[stable mirage]

intermezzo variation is funny

[graceful lintel]

merry Christmas @rocky vale

[rocky vale]

[solid cairn]

at this point, the theory ends, the game will go on from here

[graceful lintel]

White is winning

[lament jacinth]

And then telling them they're in the wrong for mot comnecting and essentially discriminating against them when they make a personal choice not to connect. Cough cough @primal fern

[primal fern]

sorry i was asleep what's up

[graceful lintel]

💀

[primal fern]

well if they don't connect they're automatically suspicious

[lament jacinth]

Discrimination

[primal fern]

mods agree

[solid cairn]

nuh uh

[stable mirage]

whismy sus??

[graceful lintel]

real

[lament jacinth]

And stigma

[primal fern]

@grim edge is the sussest of all

[graceful lintel]

Neuro abt to lose the argument

[lament jacinth]

That's like saying all Arabs are automatically suspicious for carrying a backpack

[primal fern]

woah woah woah

too far

[lament jacinth]

No it isn't

[primal fern]

as a persian chess piece i take offense 😭

[lament jacinth]

As someone whos born in the middle east and lived there for over a decade. I couldn't care less

[solid cairn]

So here is my full scotch gambit theory for black. 1.E4 e5 2. nf3 nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Qf6 5. Nxc6 Bc5 6. Be3 Bxe3 7. fxe3 Qxc6 8. Bd3 Nf6

[graceful lintel]

real white is winning

[solid cairn]

@serene zinc

[graceful lintel]

white got privileges

[solid cairn]

nuh uh

[serene zinc]

What?

[primal fern]

wait do you know farsi?

[solid cairn]

@serene zinc

[serene zinc]

What?

[solid cairn]

Look at my message

[lament jacinth]

I know arabic, French, English, And Hebrew

[solid cairn]

new duolingo

[serene zinc]

Yeah I already saw it

[toxic valley]

I thought black takes 2 pawns in scotch gambit then white has 1 Pianchetto tempo

[solid cairn]

What is YOUR theory

[serene zinc]

I have no theory. I move the pieces, that's it

[solid cairn]

[serene zinc]

What's wrong with that

[lament jacinth]

Anyway nothing wrong with being just joined

[solid cairn]

you gotta have theory bro explain it @lament jacinth

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[serene zinc]

I needn't explain myself to those who do not wish to hear

[lament jacinth]

Explain what

Shut up goofy

[solid cairn]

ok

[lament jacinth]

Can't even use correct grammar

[serene zinc]

What

[lament jacinth]

I needn't explain myself is incorrect

[solid cairn]

ok fine do you at least know thisone? @serene zinc this is actually so basic

[silent quest]

Threesome?

[solid cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/little-big-planet-what-da-hell-little-big-planet-what-ayo-what-gif-13768843195184919620

[lament jacinth]

🤨🤨

[solid cairn]

with who?

[hardy flame]

Positions like this are so annoying

[serene zinc]

No it's not goober

[hardy flame]

Everything is equal

[lament jacinth]

Ayo what 💀

[silent quest]

The white queen and the both kings

[solid cairn]

yeah they are painfully slow, but i like a3 then b4 orNd6 because if Bxd6 then pawn recaptures which forces the knight into a bad position, or completely undeveloping

[graceful lintel]

waoh waoh cooking

[solid cairn]

im jst asking fr fr.

[serene zinc]

Idk what opening that is

[hardy flame]

In most of those situations me and my opponent just trade into a king and pawn endgame, which is either a draw or they somehow blunder and lose.

[solid cairn]

[lament jacinth]

Maybe just maybe. Stop asking

[wraith fox]

Merry Christmas! 🎅 🎄

[hardy flame]

Italian

[graceful lintel]

hello theo

[silent quest]

Sab khairiyat?

[graceful lintel]

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

[solid cairn]

wait maybe? 🤨 who?/

[serene zinc]

I needn't know the name because I will never use it

[wraith fox]

. ( meow!)
|\ _/| )/
( ^-^)

[lament jacinth]

Im telling you to STOP ASKING

[manic nova]

Merry Christmas!!

[graceful lintel]

Good and sad at same time

[hardy flame]

You’ve never played the Italian?

[graceful lintel]

Wby?

[graceful lintel]

Hello! Wyd

[hardy flame]

Average London enthusiast:

[graceful lintel]

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

[wraith fox]

spying

[graceful lintel]

Me fr

[manic nova]

🎁

[wraith fox]

waiting for santa ^^

[graceful lintel]

[solid cairn]

my favorite one goes like this

[serene zinc]

@hardy flame I have played it before but I prefer the Egg Gambit.

[graceful lintel]

[wraith fox]

whaaat

[solid cairn]

yes grandma

[hardy flame]

69 elo hikaru

[lament jacinth]

IM NOT GRANDMA

[solid cairn]

yuh huh

[primal fern]

@hardy flame !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @hardy flame, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[graceful lintel]

Mommy 🥺

[lament jacinth]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

[graceful lintel]

Why bully

[wraith fox]

😭

[solid cairn]

i refuse to say that infront of @serene zinc

[primal fern]

i never spoke to him before it's my first message 😭

[silent quest]

That's life

[graceful lintel]

Don't tell him

[graceful lintel]

yea wby

[hardy flame]

I never told thank you…

[graceful lintel]

my bad sorry

[wraith fox]

. ( meow!)
|\ _/| )/
( ^-^)

[lament jacinth]

Me never told aswell thank you things and what

[graceful lintel]

Hyd

[serene zinc]

@solid cairn say what?

[hardy flame]

Come again?

[primal fern]

it's ok 🙂 just make sure to read it and connect your account if you get the chance to get permissions in the server and trusted role 😄

[solid cairn]

Well its simple, really, after Nd4 when Bxd4 exd4 which forces Ne7 then A3 and after Ng6 we play b4 then Bb6, and i forgot the rest 💀

[wraith fox]

I am GOOD ^^

[solid cairn]

what

[primal fern]

she making fun of you lol

[silent quest]

Same

[graceful lintel]

Oh great

[graceful lintel]

[serene zinc]

@solid cairn nvm

[lament jacinth]

She's making fun of you lol

[hardy flame]

I’m dumb but I’m not that dumb

[primal fern]

sorry thanks

[hardy flame]

Carlos Magnussen

[solid cairn]

Istg my theory is socool

[ornate ivy]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/82158041863

[worn ice]

boranistschlecht (2250) vs. Moonwarrior_1 (2270)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nc3 e6 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. Be2 g6 5. d4 cxd4 6. Nxd4 Bg7 7. Ndb5 Bxc3+ 8. bxc3 d5 9. exd5 exd5 10. Bf4 Qf6 11. Nc7+ Kf8 12. Qd2 Nge7 13. Nxa8 Bf5 14. Bh6+ Kg8 15. Nc7 Nb4 16. O-O Nxc2 17. Qf4 Nxa1 18. Nxd5 Nxd5 

[graceful lintel]

No

[hardy flame]

Forced win for your opponent in 20 moves or less

[ornate ivy]

EZ win agaisnt cheater

[solid cairn]

CAP

[lament jacinth]

Youre dumb but that dumb and dumber than dumb. If dumb could dumb any more than dumb dumbed with you then the word dumb would be dumb and meaningless

[silent quest]

That's dumb

[lavish spruce]

um

[lament jacinth]

The Man was too shocked to speak

[hardy flame]

You’re so dumb, when you look up dumb on Wikipedia, it’s got a picture of you—only the picture’s so ugly, no one ever checks it out.

[lament jacinth]

That was so original

[hardy flame]

Totally didn’t steal that from a book

[solid cairn]

Hold on im making my full thorough theory on that position

[primal fern]

bro...don't be rude, otherwise mods will mute you

[graceful lintel]

Shut up everyone and listen to me
Bing chilling kgusdbftdgkafffkbkgusfkstdhfnnmdjvudunigghtfiivjyaracjhd
-icarwi

[lament jacinth]

Stop being dummmbb

[graceful lintel]

[hardy flame]

Just a reference to a book lol

Didn’t mean for it to be offensive

[lament jacinth]

Lester the 16 yr old

[solid cairn]

ok heres my theory on this opening

[serene zinc]

No

[stable perch]

Copycat

[solid cairn]

I had to do the thing on a seperate tab to remember what goes where

[primal fern]

oh ok nevermind lol

currently on someone's trail 😉

[solid cairn]

but there it is, my full theory on that crappy crammed position

[graceful lintel]

Go away

[solid cairn]

what

[serene zinc]

@stable perch yoooooo

[solid cairn]

this is how i made my theory

[solid cairn]

callme arrow theory master

[graceful lintel]

Nf3 h4

[solid cairn]

go die

[lament jacinth]

Yk whats dumb

[graceful lintel]

no

[lament jacinth]

Taking about chess in general chat

[graceful lintel]

[stable perch]

Why can't I send images

[solid cairn]

ok grandma liya

[graceful lintel]

real
Less talk abt NaOH

[lament jacinth]

Go to #💬〡chess-talk losers

[graceful lintel]

Serious Skills issue

[solid cairn]

no grandma, did you fall down the stairs?

[lament jacinth]

It's cause you haven't hugged your grandma today

[stable perch]

aw shit

[graceful lintel]

hugs gib me money grandma

[lament jacinth]

Shut up or get slapped with Brick

[solid cairn]

one misclick and i will ruin all my theory @serene zinc

[stable perch]

Magnos karlos when you oppose his cartel

[graceful lintel]

Grandma bullying me

[serene zinc]

@solid cairn I ain't reading allat

[wraith fox]

but you are 1000

[muted vale]

doing survival puzzle rush...

[solid cairn]

push her down the stairs

[muted vale]

doing survival puzzle rush anyone join me?

[lament jacinth]

Magñes cártelsen

[solid cairn]

so? i came up with theory for a terribly crammed positon, that is most likely to happen at my level

[wraith fox]

terribly crammed is the starting position?

[graceful lintel]

real @lament jacinth can you do it urself I'm kinda lazy

[solid cairn]

omg no the theory starts FROM the position

[graceful lintel]

shut up play London system instead

[wraith fox]

why are you still 1000 then ^^

[graceful lintel]

[lament jacinth]

How about you let grandma show you her special backpack from the middle east

[graceful lintel]

[solid cairn]

it starts from here, and also im 1100

[stable perch]

Got to 1200 in 6 months

[wraith fox]

oh ugly

[lament jacinth]

Slow

[graceful lintel]

Skill issue

[wraith fox]

i play c3 not Nc3

[graceful lintel]

c3 mf

[solid cairn]

fr

[graceful lintel]

go away

[wraith fox]

why

[graceful lintel]

~<

[solid cairn]

your kind isnt wanted here theo

[wraith fox]

Nc3 is ultra slow

[muted vale]

My best ever WW

[wraith fox]

may aswell watch paint dry ^^

[solid cairn]

yeah i bet you enjoy that

[lament jacinth]

Quiet

[solid cairn]

@serene zinc 33 brilliant

[lament jacinth]

Why so little

[solid cairn]

show me your stats

[stable perch]

Skill issue

[solid cairn]

ur mom is a skill issue

[lament jacinth]

I read "show me your" and got scared

[glossy radish]

merry christmas

[graceful lintel]

Merry Christmas 🎄

[solid cairn]

Good fear me grandma liya :

[lament jacinth]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[glossy radish]

hi bye

[lament jacinth]

I don't fear you

[eternal briar]

hey

[solid cairn]

Oh yeah then? who was gonna be apart of that intimate moment @graceful lintel

[wraith fox]

excuse me?? you play giuoco pianissimo ^^

[solid cairn]

who else? @graceful lintel

[lament jacinth]

Excuse me what 💀

[solid cairn]

i perfer ponziani

[solid cairn]

this is between be and ceo

Go away liya and make me a damn cookie

👵

[river pike]

Where can you see that precentage

[primal fern]

wtf am i reading

[lament jacinth]

Ill make you a cookie and shove it right up your mouth

[solid cairn]

u gotta HAVE MEMBERSHIP

[solid cairn]

do it ; )

[primal fern]

hey welcome make sure to connect ur account to get trusted role here!

[river pike]

Waste of money

[graceful lintel]

Gp away

[stable mirage]

gotta get scammed or get a title

[solid cairn]

nuh uh cmere

[river pike]

K

[graceful lintel]

waste of time delete discord

[cursive goblet]

should i buy gold premium

[solid cairn]

nuh uh u get extra perks when u get membership

[river pike]

Lichess better atleast not ptw

[solid cairn]

diamond

[lament jacinth]

What for

[stable perch]

Cc membership hella expensive

[lament jacinth]

Diamond is a complete waste of money

[river pike]

True

[graceful lintel]

Real

[primal fern]

or ur just broke

[solid cairn]

so is the money that your mom spends on cigarettes.

[ornate ivy]

CoC gold pass is better

[cursive goblet]

training seriously for chess

[primal fern]

i agree

[solid cairn]

whats your TH lil bro

[ornate ivy]

Not great im low in our clan

Max 11

[primal fern]

check out #🔖〡roles

[solid cairn]

itsok,i believe in you, im th 11

[ornate ivy]

Ah sick

[solid cairn]

same, im almost TH 12 though

[river pike]

Lichess has infinite puzzles and infinitw game review atleast they dont want money for looking at moves

[ornate ivy]

I just have like 3 more hero levels 4 defenses and some traps and walls

[solid cairn]

Damn, i have to upgrade just my defensive stuff

[ornate ivy]

You should join our clan we have one with a lot of the guys here

[solid cairn]

Im already in one, they got a discord server

the clan is Rampage

[ornate ivy]

Ours is better 🥱

[lament jacinth]

#〘📝〙rules no self promotion

[solid cairn]

nuh uh

[lament jacinth]

😸😸😸😸

[ornate ivy]

[solid cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-discord-mod-nerd-glasses-speech-bubble-gif-27462011

[wraith fox]

pawn clutching ^^

[ornate ivy]

Am I supposed to know that tho, send ss in dms

[solid cairn]

i have at least half of my devensive stuff done, i love level 6 I towers

the book of building is clutch

[ornate ivy]

Facts

[stable perch]

Btd6 better

[graceful lintel]

imagine if u lose bc of time

[river pike]

This server should add a giga chad bishop

To emojis

[stable perch]

Add fabi approval emoji

[solid cairn]

I have a app that gives me TH bases, but i found a really good one in game, i joined the guys clan and copied his layout,then left, i just stole his base layout for TH 11

[ornate ivy]

Lmao

[stable perch]

I ain't reading allat

[ornate ivy]

We have some former pro level players so I just ask them for advice

[solid cairn]

im ss my base

(very 4k quality)

I need to use my sneaky goblins

to get loot

[ornate ivy]

Here’s mine

[stable perch]

Who even plays coc

[stable mirage]

damn nice CoC base

[solid cairn]

Good, my walls are underleveled, i think its outrageous how its 1 Million for a single wall

[ornate ivy]

Yea

[ornate ivy]

Others Im one of the lower ones

[solid cairn]

Wb ur builder base

[ornate ivy]

I dont do it really

[stable mirage]

shush

[ornate ivy]

Only for clan games

[solid cairn]

why?

ok

[ornate ivy]

I mean I upgrade it when I get stuff but not a ton

[solid cairn]

Do u play CR?

[ornate ivy]

Not since the update

I was 7k trophies

[solid cairn]

the new one?

[ornate ivy]

Shards and all that

Lvl 15 I stopped

[solid cairn]

I mean, i partly agree, evos arent that bad, i like the evo valk im Free to play so i dont have any evos unlocked, you should hop on so we can play a few times

im 6k trophies

[ornate ivy]

Ill probs be washed now but def sometime

[solid cairn]

Cmon just 1 game

[lone zenith]

damn i was like 3k

[solid cairn]

ok

[lone zenith]

but then i deleted it

[solid cairn]

ima domy clan war rq

[lone zenith]

WAIT A SECOND DIDNT YOU TRY TO REPORT ME FOR SOMETHING???

[ornate ivy]

Later scouting for our War in coc right now

We trying to get max stars 4 in a row

[stable mirage]

[ornate ivy]

@stable mirage whats your Th

[solid cairn]

ok

[stable mirage]

0

[ornate ivy]

[stable mirage]

welcome to america 🦅 🦅

🦅

[lone zenith]

🦅 🦅 🌭

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> selfie with a gun = glorifying violence

[solid cairn]

talk about a moodkiller

[surreal nexus]

@west reef u there ? Les play some blitz

[primal fern]

deleting the pic won't help you dude.

this is a chess server....

[lone zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/d2-snitch-folder-snap-shrek-camera-gif-14896253

[west reef]

noo just quit chess

I am bad in blitz

u suck anyways

[lone zenith]

NOOO

[warm hedge]

chess sucks

[surreal nexus]

Toxic

[lone zenith]

alr well i gtg chat byee

[west reef]

🙏 please

[surreal nexus]

Pls wat

[west reef]

nothing

i am just bored rn dude

stop pinging me and asking to play

[surreal nexus]

🥲

[brave pendant]

I have a photo that will get me banned (:

[surreal nexus]

Merry Christmas vtw

[west reef]

okay , merry christmas

even though i dont celeberate that

[native axle]

Yo

Can someone analyse a game of mine?

[west reef]

mera koi karde

[warm hedge]

who wantst opuzzle battle

[native axle]

Yo Hindi?

[surreal nexus]

What's that mumble language

[west reef]

lol

[surreal nexus]

Oh

[west reef]

yea

[primal fern]

we have an off topic channel

[surreal nexus]

Stop speaking Hindu language in English chat

[native axle]

Damn

[west reef]

u mind ur own business yea

[surreal nexus]

🥲

[primal fern]

please keep the chat in english tho it is part of the rules

you can talk in dm's in a diff language if you want ❤️

[west reef]

ah yeas

[surreal nexus]

[native axle]

Нет брат

[surreal nexus]

Stop

[west reef]

hahaha

[native axle]

آسف

[solid cairn]

i go tobed now, i love you all pookies @graceful lintel

[young talon]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/95828162584?tab=review

[worn ice]

Midcywducb (459) vs. justasluks (476)

Move List

1. e4 Nf6 2. f4 Nxe4 3. d3 Nf6 4. c4 d5 5. cxd5 Nxd5 6. Qf3 Nf6 7. b4 Bg4 8. Qf2 Qxd3 9. Bxd3 Nbd7 10. h3 Be6 11. Nf3 O-O-O 12. Qxa7 Nb8 13. Qe3 Nd5 14. Qf2 Nxb4 15. Bb5 c6 16. Ba4 Nd3+ 17. Ke2 Nxf2 18. Kxf2 Nd7 19. Nc3 Nc5 20. Nd4 Nd3+ 21. Ke2 Nxc1+ 22. Raxc1 Bc4+ 23. Kd2 b5 24. Bb3 Bxb3 25. axb3 e6 26. Kc2 Bb4 27. Nxc6 Rd6 28. Nxb4 Rhd8 29. Nxb5 Rd2+ 30. Kc3 Rxg2 31. Rhd1 Rg3+ 32. Kc2 Re8 33. Rd6 Rg2+ 34. Kc3 Rg3+ 35. Kd2+ Kb7 36. Nc7 Re7 37. Nxe6 fxe6 38. Re1 Rg2+ 39. Ke3 Rb2 40. Rxe6 Rxe6+ 41. Kd4 Ree2 42. Rd1 Rxb3 43. Nd3 Re8 44. h4 Rb6 45. h5 Rd6+ 46. Kc4 Rc8+ 47. Kb4 Kc6 48. Kc3 Rd7 49. f5 Kd5+ 50. Nc5+ Kxc5 51. Rxd7 Kc6 52. Rxg7 Kb6+ 53. Kd2 h6 54. f6 Rf8 55. f7 Kc5 56. Rg8 Rxf7 57. Rh8 Rf6 58. Rg8 Rc6 59. Ke3 Re6+ 60. Kf4 Rf6+ 61. Kg4 Kd4 62. Kg3 Rf5 63. Rd8+ Ke5 64. Kh4 Rf4+ 65. Kh3 Kf5 66. Kg3 Kg5 67. Rf8 Rg4+ 68. Kf3 Kxh5 69. Rg8 Rh4 70. Rg4 Rxg4 71. Ke3 Kh4 72. Kd3 Kg3 73. Kc3 h5 74. Kd2 h4 75. Kd3 h3 76. Ke3 h2 77. Ke2 h1=Q 78. Ke3 [Qf3+] 

[primal fern]

i am gonna go watch star wars christmas special lol

[west reef]

you are such a cyka blyat

[graceful lintel]

[surreal nexus]

[primal fern]

bruh

[native axle]

No cursing

[west reef]

bruh

[primal fern]

they're new here don't be mean to themmmm

[west reef]

i can be mean specially to her

[native axle]

Blyat

[west reef]

..

[native axle]

Where you from btw

[west reef]

MH

[native axle]

Ew

[west reef]

why

[surreal nexus]

He is from dirty slum

[tired wren]

Mountains in Himalaya?? 👀

[native axle]

My ex was from that place

[west reef]

nope

[native axle]

Yo chill

[surreal nexus]

Indian slumdog millionaire

[native axle]

No fighting

[surreal nexus]

Korus is slum dog

[west reef]

dude what do u want

stop insulting me

[surreal nexus]

[native axle]

Uh

Guys

[west reef]

and bruh

why did u tell me that

[tired wren]

your insults aren't insulting

[native axle]

Please analyse my game

[surreal nexus]

mm

[west reef]

bruh use stockfish

its better than game review

[native axle]

Stockfish 👎🏻👎🏻

[tired wren]

maybe cuz you don't

[young talon]

Last Christmas was a blast

(Verse 1)
Last Christmas I gave you a bomb,
But the very next day, your house is in flames.
This year I gave you a nuke,
Now you already run away.
(Chorus)
Next year, get ready for a blast,
Explosive presents, unsurpassed.
Missiles soaring through the night,
A nuclear reactor's eerie light.
(Verse 2)
Wrap it up with caution tape,
My gifts are wild, there's no escape.
Meltdown reactor, a glowing core,
Your new home's a radioactive lore.
(Chorus)
Next year, get ready for a blast,
Explosive presents, unsurpassed.
Fireworks, missiles, and a reactor's hum,
Your neighbors flee, but I'm not done.
(Bridge)
Boom, boom, the sound of cheer,
My gifts resonate far and near.
Evacuate or stand your ground,
In a blaze of glory, joy is found.
(Verse 3)
Last Christmas was just a start,
This year's gift tore you apart.
Nuclear surprises, they won't cease,
Hope you find a bomb shelter for peace.
(Chorus)
Next year, get ready for a blast,
Explosive presents, unsurpassed.
Fireworks, missiles, and a reactor's hum,
Your neighbors flee, but I'm not done.
(Outro)
So here's my explosive melody,
A chaotic gift, just for glee.
Next Christmas, hold your breath,
My presents bring life to fiery death.

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[young talon]

I think this is the one that I was searching for

[tired wren]

I bet you'll get a warning for the very first sentence

[surreal nexus]

What's this

[nimble niche]

chess is for autists

[west reef]

bruh

[tired wren]

bro made a Christmas song Oppenheimer version

[surreal nexus]

Please come blitz

[west reef]

get lost pls

I alr said i dont want to

[native axle]

Please analyse my game

[surreal nexus]

mm

Why, use stockfish

[frozen jolt]

WHAT IS UP PARTY PEOPLE

[west reef]

[native axle]

Stockfish is for peasants

[frozen jolt]

[native axle]

Please analyse my game

[surreal nexus]

Mm

[frozen jolt]

No

[warm hedge]

give me 100$

[frozen jolt]

Im too skilled for you

[warm hedge]

and ill analyse it for you

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[frozen jolt]

Good deal

[warm hedge]

preach !

[west reef]

chess is for Brokies

[silk stag]

If her left leg is thanksgiving and her right leg is christmas Id visit her between the holidays

[west reef]

Broke people . . . .

[native axle]

Chess is for nerds

[surreal nexus]

Like you yea ?

[young talon]

Then why are you here?

[west reef]

🤬 i can buy you

[warm hedge]

im 900 and i adopt 1500's chess ratings dont mean anything

[surreal nexus]

[nimble niche]

that's what a nerd would say

[warm hedge]

i dont e ven use stockfish that often

[young talon]

I agree thats what you would say

[tired wren]

100$ just to hear utter truth bout your blunders and mistakes 🥸

[stable perch]

Do you people watch Frank?

[surreal nexus]

So you can beat 1500 ?

[nimble niche]

only nerds take offence when being called nerds 🥱

[warm hedge]

yh

[surreal nexus]

mm

[young talon]

Nah im not a nerd im a geek, nerds can’t socialize and I believe thats you

[grim edge]

👋

[surreal nexus]

So you are not 900 really

[warm hedge]

i am ! @honest drift can confirm

[nimble niche]

#1 yapper

[west reef]

he is capping

[silk stag]

MERR CHRISTMAS CALLIPE

[surreal nexus]

Mm

[tired wren]

anyone for a match?? I'm at 700 elo not afraid of getting totally obliterated 😷

[surreal nexus]

Rude korus.. u are sussy baka

[west reef]

wtf does that even mean

you weeb dingbat, dont use that term on me

[silk stag]

Is Korus Nikkys kitten now?

[surreal nexus]

Lol

[west reef]

she wish she could be

[surreal nexus]

Oh pls

Stay in your lane

[silk stag]

That doesn't answer the question
Are you Nikkys kitten or not

[west reef]

no

[silk stag]

Who is whoms kitten

In this server

[surreal nexus]

🥲

[native axle]

Im the lord

[west reef]

cyk

[native axle]

♦️Group testicular inspection in 30 minutes, buckle up people♦️

[west reef]

blya...

[west reef]

...

I think i will top that result

[silk stag]

Is it me or is it weird that every university requires you to send picture of your balls to get in

[surreal nexus]

Ew

[silk stag]

This guys right ball def hangs lower

[native axle]

Well that's interesting cuz we're gonna be counting the number of tumorous spots

[west reef]

o hell na

[surreal nexus]

[west reef]

i thought u were counting sperms

[native axle]

Yeah it's a 2024 thing

[silk stag]

Korus
You might just be my first indian friend

[west reef]

yea ?

[worthy yarrow]

chess is for nerds

[surreal nexus]

mm

[native axle]

Hey are you an engine?

[silk stag]

Thats what she said

[worthy yarrow]

yes

[nimble niche]

chess is for autists

[west reef]

chess is for broke ppl

[native axle]

Please analyse my game

[west reef]

bruh why are u so proud of that game

[lone zenith]

someone glued this mf's lips together thats why he's saying "mm" so much 😌

[west reef]

did u think

[lone zenith]

valid

[west reef]

u have so much brilliancy or something

[native axle]

Cuz I'm maguns

[west reef]

lol

[native axle]

a hundred percent

[south star]

hello we beed the help of a chess.com staff for a major problem on chess.com

[surreal nexus]

Rude

[south star]

@mellow plover do you have a minute please?

[west reef]

u probably have 5 blunders

[lone zenith]

dwag is mangus charlstein 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[west reef]

[silk stag]

Duds a man of short words

[surreal nexus]

Mm

[west reef]

lol

[west reef]

stop doing that mmm m mm m

[silk stag]

Bro that bothers me so goddam much

[west reef]

mm

[lone zenith]

LMAOOO WHO ASKED 🫵 😂 😂

[west reef]

Lol, u got something in that lips

[native axle]

Stfu I'll whoop your poor 300 elo marathi ass

[west reef]

or did u just give someone a BJ

[west reef]

sush

[lone zenith]

someone glued their mouth 💀 💀

[surreal nexus]

...

Toxic people

[native axle]

chess is for nerds

[lone zenith]

there goes your brain 😂 😂

[west reef]

dude where are u even from

[native axle]

MH

[silk stag]

If Melissas left leg is thanksgiving and right leg is Christmas I'd def visit her between the holidays

[nimble niche]

He's probably more likely to respond to dms since a lot of people randomly ping individual mods for non emergencies

[west reef]

bruh . .. .

[lone zenith]

oh boo hoo Nikky called us toxic 😭 😭 cry about it loser

[silk stag]

Too far

[silk stag]

Too far

[surreal nexus]

Korus is toxic lord

[grim edge]

the average rating on chesscom is 600

[silk stag]

Yall reaching too far I might just snitch again

[west reef]

damn

[native axle]

Chess is for nerds

[lone zenith]

respectfully do not plas

[grim edge]

Hello. On Android live chess connection notification is persistent. Like it's there all the time. How to fix?

[native axle]

Delete chess com and install lichess

[surreal nexus]

Ih

[west reef]

dude

[nimble niche]

chess is for people who live in their mother's basement

[lone zenith]

choking on that holiness 💀

[west reef]

why tf

[grim edge]

I like lichess as well. But i want a fix for this as i tilt play on cc

[native axle]

please analyse my game

[lone zenith]

yall have basements?? crazy

[grim edge]

you can turn off in settings

[west reef]

my dude i alr said no

[silk stag]

<@&745328830649991179>
This guy too far I think

[native axle]

please

[grim edge]

Guide me

[surreal nexus]

Just play couple blitz with me pls

[silk stag]

Yes Im fun at parties

[west reef]

i think i said no

bruh why ppl just asking me shit

[silk stag]

<@&745328830649991179>
This too

[surreal nexus]

Because ur slumdog millionaire

[silk stag]

Okay dud deleted the chat but check logs
If you will timeout me too

[native axle]

Well just analyse my game peasant

[lone zenith]

snitch alert

[native axle]

Buy the premium or somthn

[west reef]

bro , use stockfish

[glass wren]

i mean there was a 14 day one for free from twitch

[silk stag]

Yes I already warned Im a snitch

[west reef]

just press that analyze button and see best moves

[native axle]

That's exactly what a peasant would say

[lone zenith]

imagine being so pathetic you have to snitch on someone for roasting someone else

[west reef]

and see what u could have done differently

[grim edge]

its not that hard just use your brain and you will find the setting

[ornate ivy]

There’s no shot I just walked into two 1500s arguing over who’s better

[silk stag]

Stop being low elo

[lone zenith]

LMAOOO IPragun vs Korus is crazy 😭 😭

[stable mirage]

welcome to general

[glass wren]

this chat surprises everyone

[lone zenith]

stop being a snitch

[native axle]

Chess is for nerds

[lone zenith]

frr we can all agree im the best

also shut up livvy no one asked

[ornate ivy]

M’y students are the best

[native axle]

Damn

[surreal nexus]

So many indian slum people in this server

[silk stag]

Well stop being weird
Loser thing was fine but you talked about some dud giving bjs thats f*cked

[grim edge]

I wouldn't have asked here if i hadn't tried that.

[surreal nexus]

@west reef bye cya, slum king

[silk stag]

I asked and I answered and yes Im fun at parties

[west reef]

😑

Racist

[lone zenith]

? this is ok but me roasting someone isnt?? bro is SIMPING SO HARD I SWEAR

[grim edge]

settings -> notifications not that hard

[west reef]

cyka blyat

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

decide which alphabet you want to use

[grim edge]

Hello Moon

[native axle]

Stfu I'll whoop your 250 elo ass along with that other stupid Indian guy who keeps telling me to use stockfish

[lone zenith]

broski how about you see what shes saying too

[west reef]

English alphabets

[ornate ivy]

Wassup

[grim edge]

Bro.. like i said before.. it's not working. I have disabled all notifications and it's still there. And stop being rude pls

[silk stag]

Okay thats messed up I didnt know that
Id ping mods again but Id get banend

[silver bear]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/97235949941 can anyone review this game i got 2 brilliants:D

[worn ice]

furioussnail (1885) vs. sidabalok (1831)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Nxd4 5. Qxd4 c6 6. Bc4 a5 7. Nc3 b5 8. Nxb5 cxb5 9. Bxf7+ Kxf7 10. Qd5+ Ke8 11. Qxa8 Nf6 12. e5 Nh5 13. Qd5 Be7 14. g4 d6 15. gxh5 dxe5 16. Qxd8+ Bxd8 17. Be3 Rf8 18. O-O-O Bg4 19. Rd5 Bf6 20. h6 g6 21. Rxb5 a4 22. Rb8+ Kf7 23. Rxf8+ Kxf8 24. Bc5+ Kf7 25. Re1 Ke6 26. b3 axb3 27. axb3 Kd5 28. b4 Bg5+ 29. Kb1 Bxh6 30. Be3 Bg7 31. b5 Bf5 32. b6 Kc6 33. Kc1 Bf8 34. Kd2 Bb4+ 35. c3 Ba5 36. h4 e4 37. Rb1 Kb7 38. Rb5 Ka6 39. Rxa5+ 

[lone zenith]

💀 what happened

[forest junco]

so

[grim edge]

if you disabletd all notifications should work

[grim edge]

Nothing much, quite a gloomy day to be honest

[west reef]

hey chill

[honest drift]

Yep ur 900

[graceful lintel]

💀

[lone zenith]

whats up mr. bast

[ornate ivy]

Ah frick really?

[grim edge]

and also you can just go to your phone settings and disable notifications for chesscom app @grim edge

[grim edge]

yeah

[ornate ivy]

Why?

[forest junco]

https://tenor.com/view/oie-khe-towel-gif-5101881

[silk stag]

Yeah
I didnt know slum thing was about him being india
Still being petty bout though since mods stopped religion talk earlier

[graceful lintel]

[west reef]

@surreal nexus just quit chess

[glass wren]

only 1

[forest junco]

dam

[clear bramble]

ayo ceo of bruhno rhymes

[west reef]

why did u even come here in first place

[clear bramble]

100 points for style

[grim edge]

That's going too extreme.. I don't wanna do that. Is this a bug?

[silver bear]

oh when i reviewed in mobile i got 2

[grim edge]

phone settings != chesscom settings

[graceful lintel]

real ty

[west reef]

nvm she left

[graceful lintel]

Ong ty :)

[grim edge]

there is an app called "settings" on your phone

[glass wren]

well i use maximum depth stockfish

[grim edge]

• google exists so why are you asking here @grim edge

[graceful lintel]

real

[west reef]

@native axle everyone uses stockfish

[silk stag]

@surreal nexus respectfully, being racist while being lower elo is not a good way of making friends

[glass wren]

for game review yes

[grim edge]

Phone settings, i don't wanna do that as i want some notifs from cc like when i am playing long games, my opponent made a move and such

[silk stag]

Unless you're in ab

[west reef]

yea

lOl...

[silk stag]

@lone zenith
Stop talking bout bjs thats gae
Respectfully

[grim edge]

Shut up, you aren't helping

[silver bear]

my last move was actually the best move + good sacrifice so it techniclly should be brilliant but idk how it works but in mobine i use lower depth thats why maybe it said 2 brilliant

[grim edge]

kind of am

[native axle]

Lower elo isn't a race wtf you mean lmao

[lone zenith]

you exude an aura of a lack of skill. Your very presence begs for attention. The beggar at the other end of my house begs for alms less than you beg for the spotlight. Have your parents never gaven you the attention you so badly crave? That is because you are an ant, among giants. You are below my very shoes, under me, and those among us. Ego shouts, but confidence silences itself, and you are being very loud my good madam.

[west reef]

bruh ur IQ

[glass wren]

well ig stockfish believes that even though it's a sac, it's like common sense and easier to find.

[grim edge]

I did tried Googling and likewise turned off notifs from cc app.

[glass wren]

like sac to push pawn

[stable perch]

Google en passant

[lone zenith]

guys what are your opinions? state all of them

[grim edge]

yes, now it should workand you should not be getting notifications

[native axle]

It's alot more than your combined elo in all time control formats

[lone zenith]

thats crazy 💀 where are you pulling these from?

[west reef]

sheesh

[stable perch]

I frew up 😞

[silk stag]

I meant that being a low elo racist isnt a good way of making friends, if he bad at the game and also not likable then wtf he doing fr

[lone zenith]

😔

[lone zenith]

he called everyone indian slum people

[silver bear]

its chess.com program which finds brilliant and great moves not stockfish

[grim edge]

Who was that?

[lone zenith]

guys girls dont exist theyre just tomboys

[west reef]

she herself is some low class russian B

[silk stag]

And all of them are better than you

[silver bear]

chess.com made some algorithms which can determine these human defined moves

[west reef]

[native axle]

What's a class B Russian ?

[lone zenith]

what happened??

[tulip lichen]

whats the largest number in between 1 and a million that doesn't have n in it

[silver bear]

thanks for reveiewing

[lone zenith]

88

[west reef]

the B word, which i cannot use here ofc

[silk stag]

Aah so a serf born bastard called mah bb some slurs mb mb

[grim edge]

Guys anyone can recommend me some mobile games

[tulip lichen]

nahhh you knows my guy

[glass wren]

np xD

[lone zenith]

no im just smart 😎

[native axle]

Oh shi yeah

[west reef]

bruh what

[lone zenith]

gtg chat byee

[native axle]

Bye!

[silk stag]

Your my brotha cuh
You didnt snitch on me when I snitched last time

[silver bear]

did u went to fide tournament ?

[west reef]

what in the chinese , japanese accent are you texting my g

[silk stag]

Best brotha

[west reef]

my "serf"

[silk stag]

No niki the serf

[west reef]

u meant to say myself or something

[glass wren]

i did go to multiple tournaments irl

[west reef]

what is meaning of serf

[silk stag]

Russian slaves in the imeperial reign of russia

[silver bear]

niceeee

[west reef]

oo i didnt know

[silent quest]

Why are y'all talking about slaves

[west reef]

[silver bear]

whats the diffeence in ur rating of cc rapid and fide

[native axle]

Yo have you tried that chess monitor website?

[west reef]

i thought cheap people in russia were called "Gopnik"

serf is new word for me

[silent quest]

Fide rating is considered superior to cc rating

[silver bear]

i meant in his rating not geenraly

[glass wren]

irl rating > cc rating

well rn i'm repairing my online rating

[silver bear]

i mean like how much difference

oh

[glass wren]

so not much 1600, 1650

[novel moat]

It's generally -300-500

[silk stag]

Numnut russian femboy called Korus a slum indian and I called mods after they start talking bout bjs

[native axle]

Can we have a rapid match?

[ornate ivy]

Guys let’s talk about CoC instead

[west reef]

bruh

[glass wren]

sure

[silent quest]

People do have lots of time on their hands

[west reef]

are u 12 ?

[novel moat]

I bought the gauntlet from the cookie event

[glass wren]

th 11

[ornate ivy]

I bought 6 builders potions

[glass wren]

gauntlet is better imo

[silk stag]

Im one of those people now ig
Melissa probably break up with me earlier

[novel moat]

Damn

[west reef]

People still play CoC.. damn

[silk stag]

And I failing chemistry damn

[ornate ivy]

Probably but they are gonna nerf it and worst case they will add it to shop and I’ll buy with gems

[west reef]

ez

[ornate ivy]

Im Th 11 so potions are better for me

[west reef]

that subject is very easy

[silk stag]

Brother you outta school already shut it

[novel moat]

I'm th 11 as well though I'm like nearly max

[ornate ivy]

What TH are you

[glass wren]

builder potions honestly don't help much for me, 9h is fine but not much cuz the pot isn't cheap, books are sort of better

[west reef]

lol yea

[ornate ivy]

Ah sick

[glass wren]

when do you want to play?

[ornate ivy]

I calculated and it was better for me just with what buildings I used it on

[native axle]

Check the dm

[silk stag]

Anyways
Raskolnikov you check out the alexiad yet?

[silent quest]

chemistry is the shittiest subject fr

[glass wren]

did u max ur heroes?

[ornate ivy]

Nah but it’s like 1-3 away from max

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Андрей Верхоланцев (wangdom)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1738 (1746 peak)
Blitz: 1869 (1942 peak)
Bullet: 2104 (peak)

[west reef]

hell nah, it was fascinating subject

[silk stag]

Im not even bad at it
I lost my notebook and all the tests we took were in there
Im thinking of redoing them before christmas breaks over

[ornate ivy]

@glass wren @novel moat you both should join our clan a ton of people from here are there, along with some IMs

[west reef]

the part where i used to steal Sodium from laboratory was very fun

[silk stag]

@silent quest
You read any european books yet

[silent quest]

I did read about it on google a lil but i haven't purchased it yet i already got 10 books i need to finish altho i did add it to my tbr

[west reef]

we used to steal big lumps of sodium and dip them in water for explosion

chemistry lab was different fun

[silent quest]

Oh yea i remember that

[silk stag]

Nice nice
Reading european history is honestly so fun

[silent quest]

I got suspended for that

[glass wren]

as long as the clan ain't dead, sounds ifne

[west reef]

i suggest you study indian hiistory

ancient india

[silent quest]

Fr im gonna start with napolean then I'll read alexiad

[silk stag]

Yall get to do that
We only do written exams

[silk stag]

Ashoka etc?

[west reef]

yea, much more before that too

basically thousands of years

[silk stag]

Nice nice
Theres a reason he gets depicted as a bad guy in most european books

[west reef]

Egyptian history was always fun to me, but someone ruined it for me

[novel moat]

Uhh I would but im in a fire clan already

[silent quest]

Have you read the silk roads?

[west reef]

not read, but i am aware of what it is

[silent quest]

There was a trend of Napolean on ig few weeks back lol

[silk stag]

Hmmmm
The indus is honestly so fascinating
Like, the dravidian culture etc
I'm just honestly very confused on how such a succesful land avoided the mongols but somehow got conquered by the Brits

[west reef]

they got conquered by brits when they were divided

[silent quest]

As an indian , the history book we were provided from the school were pretty boring knew about them before i even went to school lol, but when i read the silk roads i was motivated to explore more about indian history which i didn't care about before

[west reef]

also some archaeologist believe that some apocalypse collapsed Indus civilization

[stable perch]

My city doesn't have a chess club 💀

[silent quest]

Skill issue

[west reef]

o

[stable perch]

😭

[nimble niche]

which city?

one of my friends said that any place with a population of less than 500k shouldn't be considered a city

[silk stag]

Yeah I know that fact
The brits basically were the devil that the rulers turned to
They basically made a deal with the devil

Like, they got screwed in the end and theg basically sold each other out, thats kinda the devils thjng

[silent quest]

Also history aside have you guys read any sci fi?

[remote bramble]

anyone bullet?

[median saffron]

best genre

[bright remnant]

#2200-or-higher

chess is for nerds

[silent quest]

Hit me one of your favs

[silk stag]

Does 1984 count as sci fi
Its a dystopia thing

[nimble niche]

the roleplay channel

[glass wren]

where's the title at

[west reef]

dude, brits have burnt so many indian old libraries that had books dated back to 1000s of years, and basically vast knowledge was just lost

[stable perch]

It's a million here

[silent quest]

Yeah it is a sci fi

[bright remnant]

what title? Channel title ?

[glass wren]

no, I mean't chess title (FM or IM)

[median saffron]

oof this is hard

[bright remnant]

My title? Ion have any

😭

[median saffron]

i guess ill go with blindsight

[bright remnant]

Someone slide me there title

[west reef]

karma exists, Britain is going to collapse, brexit was the beggining of it, u just wait and watch @silk stag

[silk stag]

Yeah
The brits were basically evil gremlins
Like, they made the Irish fight a war they dont care about ie Sulon and made them starve with the famine

[stable perch]

Real

[west reef]

Bengal famine was cruel

[silent quest]

Never heard of this one mmm

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Андрей Верхоланцев (wangdom)

This is the Chess.com profile of wangdom. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Андрей Верхоланцев (wangdom)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1738 (1746 peak)
Blitz: 1869 (1942 peak)
Bullet: 2104 (peak)

[bright remnant]

ah yes a profile flexer

[grim edge]

no I was trying to see your profile

[bright remnant]

• russian

[tulip lichen]

what

[median saffron]

read it ur welcome

[tulip lichen]

two knights

[bright remnant]

u better not stalk me

[grim edge]

you are right but seeing cyrillic letters and then assuming I'm russian could lead to a pissed off ukranian

[tulip lichen]

chat does this bot have negative iq chat

[bright remnant]

oh mb

[grim edge]

nah I just saw you had high rating

[bright remnant]

MBBBb

[bright remnant]

its fake, dw

[silk stag]

The islands history is cruel
There were the celts
Conquered by the romans
Conquered by the Saxons
Conquered by the Norse
Conquered by the Normans

Like, throughout these conquests genocide happens a lot
Like, the original people of britain are gone

[bright remnant]

Ain't readin allat

[grim edge]

oyu connected to your friends account or something?

[west reef]

yea, conquered by Danish

[bright remnant]

U can connect to ur friend's account now?

[tulip lichen]

bro

[west reef]

well i guess danish are basically norse as well

[bright remnant]

Since when did this happen

[silk stag]

Yeahhh

[grim edge]

idk maybe thats what you did to obtain the elo role

[silk stag]

During that time anyways

[bright remnant]

nahhhhhhhhh

[west reef]

yea

[bright remnant]

That was sarcasm 😭😭😭😭

[nimble niche]

moon did it with fin's account before and the mods were cool with it

[grim edge]

oh so it is yours

[silk stag]

England couldve been called sexland

[west reef]

well

[silk stag]

If its saxon anglo

[bright remnant]

ohh

[west reef]

thse days we just find some drunk bastards in copenhagen, far from brave Norse warriors

[bright remnant]

[silk stag]

Then its the Kingdom of Sex
East Saxon is Essex
West Saxon is Wessex
And what is the whole kingdom?

[nimble niche]

thoughts on this account? #👾〡albert-spam message

[tulip lichen]

bro levy wasnt lying chatgpt has negative iq in chess

[west reef]

lol

[bright remnant]

are u a brave warrior?

[west reef]

yea

I am Marathi

[stable perch]

Sussex

[west reef]

basically indian brave warriors

[silk stag]

Norse warriors were also drunk
The difference is they did drugs and were hardened by the fact that nothing would grow in the harsh soil

[west reef]

yea true

[solid cairn]

@silk stag did you rizz baby gronk

[silk stag]

South Saxon is sussex
The kingdom of all directions of the isle is sex

[west reef]

[silk stag]

Who bb gronk

[tulip lichen]

this bozo makes horses two times in a row and can make bishops move in a straight line and he's questioning my moves

[solid cairn]

Me ;]

[tulip lichen]

8 | r . b q k . b r
7 | p p p p . p p p
6 | . . . . . . . .
5 | . . . . n . . .
4 | . . B . p . . .
3 | . . . . . N . .
2 | P P P P . P P P
1 | R . . Q K B . R
a b c d e f g h

[silk stag]

Hm

[tulip lichen]

bro this position is crazy

[silk stag]

Nope
The onlh person I rizz is Melissa

[grim edge]

ah yes, k8 my favorite square on the board

[median saffron]

override it

[silk stag]

She's mine even if she breaks up with me
I will die for her willingly.

[solid cairn]

[stable perch]

What prompt did you use?

[solid cairn]

Wait are you a boy or girk

Girl

[silk stag]

No

[median saffron]

easiest twitter cancellation of my life

[silk stag]

I am Melissas future spouse

Not a girl or a boy

[solid cairn]

I don't use Twitter

[silk stag]

Melissas beloved

[median saffron]

it doesnt matter

[solid cairn]

Fym your not either

[median saffron]

i post u on here and all the 5 gender individuals end ur career

[silk stag]

I am melissas property

[warm hedge]

hey cutie 🥰😍

[solid cairn]

You are born a man or woman, or intersex which is a genetic deformation disability

[solid cairn]

Ok I get that your kinky but what gender are you

[silk stag]

Id get an operation to have both if she wants me to

[median saffron]

bro is giving me free cancellation content

[stable perch]

cancelled

[median saffron]

hi pookie

[silk stag]

Why u wanna kno thas kinda gae

[warm hedge]

I was born to be a 6'5 sigms male with multiple girlfriends

[solid cairn]

Blud thinks I care

[median saffron]

@warm hedge

[warm hedge]

hey 😈👋😈😈

[solid cairn]

So I can take back what I said

[stable perch]

Has anybody played ace attorney?

[warm spindle]

Waddup quandalay

[silk stag]

Wattuo Unitys kitten

[warm hedge]

real.

[solid cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/little-big-planet-what-da-hell-little-big-planet-what-ayo-what-gif-13768843195184919620

[warm spindle]

Who is unity by the way

[median saffron]

thank you

[silk stag]

Gae texan

[pseudo anchor]

Im so higj

[stable perch]

Omg sack boy ❤️

[median saffron]

Bruh isnt that like illegal

[solid cairn]

Suck boy

[warm hedge]

I'm so sexy

[pseudo anchor]

im absolutelly stoneed

[west reef]

bruh when i tell Ai to generate bobby fischer

[tulip lichen]

he plays with his own rules

[stable perch]

😨

[solid cairn]

Bruy mail me some of that

[warm spindle]

Ahhh

[pseudo anchor]

Mariwana

[visual garnet]

I can create a profile pic for anyone

[silk stag]

Ima at 1 percent

[solid cairn]

Homophobia??

https://tenor.com/view/baki-baby-wah-wah-baki-ali-jr-cry-baki-ali-jr-crying-gif-14072499372459106739

[silk stag]

Either way

[solid cairn]

Kissing the homies goodnight isn't gay

[west reef]

THE ROOK

[silk stag]

Im Melissas kitten
Id let her kill me and chop me up if she becomes a killer

[solid cairn]

Kinky

[silk stag]

Hey Korus

[west reef]

yea ?

[silk stag]

Whats your opinion on the mamluks at india

[west reef]

uhh

[silk stag]

And the al andalus

[west reef]

well my opinion is nothing abt them , they came, they ruled at certain parts and left

[silk stag]

Nice nice

[west reef]

mostly northern india, they couldnt touch us Marathis at middle

anyways...